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hi guise, i'm really quitting po this time (i've uninstalled all versions of PO and blocked PO websites on my browser so there's no turning back now!) so i've just wanted to collect a few shoutouts before leaving forever. this is gay as hell but i'm still nice for remembering all of you okay

‹‹ SG SHOUTOUTS ››
guys ask flonne or rhu for my phone number if you want to text me but nobody would want to anyway hah hah hah hahah dsjfjds dying hi

rhubarb - thanks for always listening to my whining, and putting up with all my crap. you, flonne, parun, min and jiggles made the bunch of people who made me pine for PO when i'm not on client, and made me enjoy PO when i'm on it (i sound like a slut SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING I'M NOT ONE)

hope you'll have an irl life as good as your online one, and good luck with your next crush (: i'll miss you and SG terribly (i already do). and don't go back to korea pls ;_;

parundead - if you see this, screw you for ditching us and never coming back ever again without even leaving a message. did you know how much rhu and i talked about such a dick you were for doing that? stop being such a dick and pay attention to others more often okay.

if you think LoL is more important than us, fine! "parundead can suck ms's man boobs" or something along those lines. anyway, enough ranting, thanks for the memories! have a fun life on PO and LoL and PS and rl or w/e

flonne - if you've stopped being such an annoying, suck-up prick maybe all of us would've liked you more. but if you did stop, you wouldn't be flonne anymore. thanks for all the randomness and gaiety and craziness and insanity and always confiding to me about your shit. good luck with psle and with getting MA/TA/mods/whatever you want. if you've any questions about psle you can always text me (other than chinese. your chinese is better than mine. god why)

sorelia - you're a shithead, i hope you know that, but thanks for talking to me anyway <3 i know i have a short temper and i always piss you off/get pissed off by you why thank you but it's always fun to know someone will be spamming my skype while i am away being busy with important things. it's been fun knowing you and i hope you'll forgive me for what i did a million years ago cries if you haven't i will cut you jk THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN YOU FORGIVING PRICK

min - thanks for putting up with my spam and stupidity and always bitching about me behind my back and telling me all kinds of shit i ask and tolerating all of my bullshit! i really appreciate it. i really, really do.

jiggles - thanks for putting up with my spam and stupidity and refer to what i've typed for min's shoutout! hope you break up with your current and meet up with min irl and fall in love with him despite how ugly he is (jk he's merely only average but still). kidding have a smooth love life and good luck with jc <3

draco - i've never really talked to you much but thanks for hanging out in our channel. good luck with gep life!

‹‹ mafia shoutouts ››
kx - best overseas/online/across-the-world friend i could've ever asked for. thank you for introducing me to your shitty american culture, and for staying up to talk to me or to talk to me while you had been staying up. thanks for all the long, useless chats, and the battle factory spams, and the heart-to-heart talks/arguments/yelling/whatever. go do something interesting and suck up to the mods like you've maybe get MA or whatever. <3 <3 <3 hugs <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 virtual hugs <3 <# <# <# <3 <3 <# <#

jin of the gale - you can be a huge whiny faggot sometimes, but hey, i whine a lot to you too, so we're kind of even. good luck with your new girl, your love life, your back, your mom, school, getting into a good engineering college because that's what all successful indian males do according to three idiots, the extension of your wifi, and life in general. you've been a really good friend and a really good listener, and really tolerant at that too. another one of the bestest online friends of mine and hope you'll never forget me too! (laughing bc cheesy)

key - no key, no more five years. go get another hoe of your own. that aside, thanks for listening to me even when i'm angry or annoyed and helping me get shitty people muted even though i myself should be muted first (you're a bad mod now admin for that you biased shithead). good luck with the air force (i think. omfg i'm gravely sorry if i messed this up or you are going for just land military or like navy or w/e IF I MESSED THIS UP THEN FIVE YEARS YOU WILL HAVE) and hope you'll get a good girlfriend irl soon (your hand isn't counted as one)

meowmix - thanks for missing me and putting up with my nonsense despite the spam-invites and lovetaps and flashes and skittygurl was partially inspired by you js. help me tell orcelot that i'm quitting the tutoring too (tell him i'm sorry). have fun with detaining people as one of my favoritest MA ever even though i've never really seen you in action

water - wATER WATER WATER WATER WATER WAETER WATEWRER HI FLASHSPAM EVERYONE U LOVE HI <3 HAVE FUN SCREWING PEOPLE'S LIVES UP AS AN SMA BRADURrrrRRrrRr

kogent - where the fuck did you go? i am (still) hopelessly and irrevocably in love with you.

p5 - read the above text

arieon - read the above-above text. also, i ship p5 x kx now, not p5 x arieon. js.

jacze - read the above-above-above text. YOU GUYS WERE PART OF THE REASON I LEFT OKAY. A HUGE PART. WITHOUT YOU FAGGOTS MY LIFE JUST WASN'T THE SAME ANYMORE.

mr.anonymous - sorry for not putting you higher up in front bc when i think of moomix i think of water and when i think of water i think of kogent and when i think of kogent i think of p5/ari/jacze SORRY <3 but thanks for bitching about people with me and talking bad about people with me and hating on the same people as me and always being able to relate with my shit <3 hope you have a great life in college (you're going to college right omg) and DO STAY IN CONTACT WITH ME THROUGH EMAIL (i don't check fb much you see)

t3 - BATTLE FACTORY SPAM LGI thanks for always listening to me whine about stuff and for answering my science queries you high-pantsed nerd

fuzzysqurl - HA OCEAN HA HA HA HA LAUGHS CHOKES DIES CRIES ha ha ha sorry for volunteering to "help out" with the theme. it was nice spamming you and gl with your future themes (:

treecko37 - HELLO FAGGOT thanks for being insane with me air mail rotom-f i think or what other rotom forme were you omg you suck so much I KNOW YOU WON'T BE READING THIS BUT STILL HAVE FUN IN PS WITHOUT US! <3 and top the ladder and take screenies and make us all proud or something. laff u bby

li q. assir - gosh you're one of my most supportive and friendly friends ever good luck with your major and whatever and when you become a full-fledged doctor you should fly to SG just so you can get access to like the best medical research ever and treat me when i'm old and fragile and boney and unhealthy okay? :D <3

that random guy whom i last remember as percy jackson - i am SORRY for not remembering your latest alt i think it was some japanese name or something but omg thanks for hanging out at my channel until you've finally departed from po it was nice meeting you <3

navz - HI FAGGOT thanks for the battols and the chats

pokewordlbw - HI FAGGOT thanks for the magnemites and stuff

chinchou - HI FAGGOT thanks for remembering me (not)

gosh i don't even remember anyone else cries

‹‹ misc ››
nexus - thanks for inviting me to join xclus! you've really opened my eyes big that day. (the previous statement has not been undertoned by either negativity nor positivity!)

pineappleofdeath - thanks for always listening to me, and always striking up a conversation with me, and always understanding me or at least make an attempt to, and introducing me to your culture, and solving shit between jin and i, and for being so nice and shtuff even when i turn full-bitch on you.

lee - hi :D

fabian. - hello you attention whore (: <3

black valor - can we virtually grab both of each other's boobs as a way of saying goodbye?

adem - hi :D

gl4ss - thanks for being a tolerating tutor and that is an amazing alliteration and i should totally become a poet <3

‹‹ most important shoutout ››
trademark - i didn't put you under SG because you were, well, much more than just that. thank you for being the bestest, bestest, bestest, bestest friend i ever could've asked for on PO. you're so charismatic and forgiving and empathetic and nice and generous and blah blah and a huge faggot and everything <3 i really hope everything turns out more than well for you, especially in your studies and your love life and everything. thank you just so much for always being there for me whenever i needed you. the time i've spent on PO would've been useless and boring without you yes i know this is so cheesy and the like. cue hazel, more fabulous fab, some other insane things we've done together but i don't remember because i am a huge forgetful and ungrateful dick.

but i really cherished all of our memories and you'll be the person i'll be missing the most (have been***). can you like email me on my secondary account just so we can stay in touch? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 this is so gay and unyuna i am going to CRY but still. HUGS

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email: thatwebweaver@gmail.com (yes the name is wrong for a reason + is hardly checked bc secondary acc)
skype: feather0036 (won't be checking this for a while either)

bye guys! it was nice meeting all of you and hope you're blessed by god (if you're religious)/you have a good real life life because real life life > po life no matter how much you try <3

♥,
yuna