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  1. It is time...For na new character introduckshun. It istime for...G
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  3. Your name is KHAN GENGIS. You are alone in the forest after being kicked out of CLASH OF CLAN by the evil SHREK ONIONTON. SHREK ONIONTON is like youre worst enemy. But youre not letting him know that. You have a SERTCE plan . The plan is to cereate a bunch of COOKIES using the mmagical COOKIE cLICKER artifacct you ha ve found in the jungle. To help you in this plan you have kidnapped shreks friend DONKEH. However he is MOSTLY VERY STUPID. THis is soehow a great shock to you.
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  5. To use th emagical COOKEI CLICKER artifact you need to have a GRANDMA On hand. Luckily you have gahtered your OWN GRANDMA from the fARMVILLE 2 ADVENTURE. She is upset you trear her away from her chickcken s and cows. BUt you oput her to work using the cookie clicker. Soon many cookies will be make. Once you have cookies you can control the entire CLASH OF CLAN. Then you will finally get revenge on SHREK ONION TON for his STUPID NESS
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  7. Now thta your are plan is underway there is nothing that can stop you. Oh no there is a barbarian patrolle from the CLASH OF CLAN! They are find your cookie shenangian and confiscate the bookie! You must distract. The itme is now. You have never been more PUMP for this. Let us fgo!
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  9. You engage the BARbRAINANI. Fuck I mean IBRABARabIRAIBSN. THE WILD BARRBHIARINKLAB LIBARBARIAN. Ok screw it im rolling with that. You engage the LIBRARIAN BARBARIAN She is a fearsome energy with the powe r of book and smart on her side. A gust of wind comes as we tussle in the snow dirt. The wind is annoying but Gengis is kill librarian. Meanwhile the other barbarian mob is stupid so they just watch them fight. Grandma has make 66.7 cookies out of 100 needed for gengis plan. hah a get it because gengis plan it is a pun on gengis khan.
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  11. BUT THEN THE WIND WAS SHREK@! Shrek laugh and Gnegis say 'oh no' and it look like we are at the end of times! the end of times is the besto f times! Shrek pull out his SHREK KATANA. First he stab DONKEH because DONKEH was a terrible minione. Then you be panic nad offer the lIBRARIAN BARBARIAN so shrek does not kill you!
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  13. You're an idiot,, SHrek sayd. He uses KIDNEY STONE ATTACK! Sudddenly you and all other are bowed down under shreks mighty wrath. Shrek smells like onions you notice now. This is so bad. But suddenly a DEUS EX MACHINA i mean a mAGICAL RABBIT appears. The mAGICAL RABBIT say 'I AMM MAGIC AND I HAVE PROPHET!
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  15. FIRST A FGAME CALLED SHBURB WILL APPEAR! ONE OF YOU WILL SHREK IT OuT AND BE CHOSEN TO PLAY THIS LEGENDAIRY GAMEOF THRONES But i have already ddecide who it is ! And the chosne one will play sburb and go to another worled.e
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  17. Bunny was about to say molre but SHREK STAB HIM and he die.
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  19. 'why you do that' i say i mean you say. 'he could have spoil plot super early into the story.
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  21. 'i am shrek' say shrek. 'i do what i want'
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  23. grandma has srtillmade cookies depsite the kidneys stones! and how SHE has the 100 cookeis that an be used in the evil plan! gengis acan do nothing to stop it becauwe he is come down with the kidney stone attack!
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  25. can shrek be defeated so he is not play sburb can gengis pass hsi kdieny stones and not be in peine what will the librarian barbarian do it is imporatnt!
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