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- >Back to Day: 'IT'S HAPPENING' in Equestria....
- >You know this is fundamentally your fault
- >If you hadn't gotten drunk and kissed her, you wouldn't be in this mess
- >You rationalize that even if you hadn't kissed her, she still would have started in eventually
- >That kiss was just an early catalyst
- >better to deal with this now than later
- >you guess
- >You didn't want to deal with it at all
- >Not that it matters anymore
- >You're taking care of it
- >Right now, in fact
- >Sunshine hits your face as you open the door to another beautiful day
- >You whistle absentmindedly as you twirl a large pair of scissors between your fingers
- Well
- >you say to no one in particular
- Better get started
- *Day after the drunken make-out fest in Equestria, 8 months ago*
- >You still feel bad about yesterday
- >You had no idea that Fluttershy felt that way about you
- >If you had, things would have been different
- >But, it's time to move forward
- >You get up, shower, shave, etc
- >cereal seems okay for breakfast today
- >you pour yourself a bowl and start toward the refrigerator for some milk when you hear a knock at the door
- >That's weird, it's, like, 830 in the morning
- >Must be important
- >You open the door to find...
- Fluttershy?
- >She's dressed in a leather bodysuit, with a whip in her mouth
- Uh, what's going on?
- >'mmss mmnnrrtshn yrr...'
- Spit out the whip, Fluttershy
- >She blushes, then drops it
- >'I-Is domination your fetish, Anon?'
- >wat
- Wat
- >You are honestly confused as fuck
- >This has something to do with yesterday, you know it
- >There's no other explaination for why Fluttershy would be acting so strangely
- What are you doing, Fluttershy?
- >'Oh! Uhm... Well, since you said you didn't like me like I was, I thought that there could be something I could do for you to make you like me'
- *Silence*
- >'You know, sexually'
- I gathered
- >She half-hides behind her hair and blushes
- This really isn't the way to go about this, you know.
- I told you to give it time
- >She eeps
- >'B-but if I can figure out a way to make you like me, I won't have to wait as long!'
- >'I can't stand to be apart from you, Anon!'
- >'I've never felt love like that before! I can't go back to being alone!'
- >She goes wide-eyed
- >Judging from the amount of spaghetti leaking out of the bodysuit, you'd guess she didn't mean to say that last part
- Uh...
- >You're starting to get really uncomfortable
- >It seems she really meant it
- >She has declared you to be the center in which her life revolves around
- >And you really don't want to have to break her heart again today
- >Thankfully, she says something before you can
- >With her eyes firmly locked onto the ground at your feet, she announces:
- >'Anon'
- >'I love you, and want to be with you. I'm going to do everything possible to make you love me.'
- >She seems to be reciting something she rehearsed earlier today
- >'If that means I have to come back every day with a different fetish to find something you like, I'll do it!'
- Fluttershy that's really not-
- >'NO! It is! I can understand why you wouldn't like me, but I KNOW I can become something that you can love!'
- >'There has to be SOMETHING that will make me attractive to you!'
- >'And I won't stop until I find it!'
- >With that, she picks up the whip and streaks off toward her cottage, leaving a trail of tears and pasta in her wake
- >You sigh, and close the door
- >God damn it
- >This isn't over
- >Eight months
- >EIGHT FUCKING MONTHS
- >She's showed up at your door, at exactly 830 am, every day, for eight months
- >With a different fetish every day
- >It started pretty tame, but as time went on things just got creepier
- >You were hard pressed to imagine how some of those scenarios were even kind of related to sex
- >How is a zombie apocalypse sexy?
- >How about the end of time?
- >You've stopped asking questions
- >You have, however, asked her to stop
- >Well, 'asked' is kind of an understatement
- >You've asked, told, commanded, begged, pleaded, threatened, cajoled, and, on one particular instance involving a trip to the land of Dr. Seuss, rhymed for her to stop
- >All in vain
- >And you've gotten desperate
- >This mare is unlike anything you've ever seen before
- >You rejected her once, and she's obsessed over it to the point where you're actually scared
- >The rest of your friends have talked to her about it as well, only to get the same response each time
- >'No, you're wrong. He loves me. He just needs to realize it.'
- >Curiously enough, Rainbow Dash seems to have turned a blind eye to the whole situation
- >You can see that she feels for you, but she never defends you
- >You chalk it up to being the Element of Loyalty; after all, both you AND Flutterbutt are good friends of hers
- >Making no action seems to be the most prudent move for her, and you don't blame her
- >You wouldn't want to get involved in this, either
- >But the fact is you are
- >But not for long
- >You check your watch
- >7 am
- >Perfect
- >You adjust the 'package' in your arms, take a deep breath, and knock on the door
- >Seconds later, the door opens
- >Fluttershy stands before you
- >Just Fluttershy; Thank God you got to her house before she started in with the fetishes
- >'A-ANON! What are you doing here?!'
- >She's surprised, but thrilled that you would come to visit her so early in the morning
- >And with flowers, no less
- >You hand her a large vase full of her favorite spring flowers, freshly cut with a ribbon around them
- >'Oh Anon, they're beautiful! Thank you!'
- >As she sets them on the table behind her, you say
- Fluttershy, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about
- But, it's kind of a sensitive subject
- >Her ears perk up, and she turns around slowly
- I was thinking maybe we could talk about it over dinner?
- Like, 630 tonight, at Sugarcube Corner?
- >She's frozen
- >After what seems like an hour, she finally manages to squeak out:
- >'D-do you mean, like, a....'
- >Her voice is barely above a whisper now
- >'a.... d... date?'
- >You blush and look at your feet, putting your hands deep into your pockets
- Well, I suppose you could call it....
- >She's already on you, giving you the biggest hug you've ever received
- >'ohmygoshyesyesyesyesyes....'
- >She's flapping about the house excitedly, and you're just kind of standing awkwardly in the doorway
- Fluttershy?
- >She stops fluttering about long enough for you to say
- I have some... stuff... I have to take care of today, so I have to get going.
- I'll see you at 630, okay?
- >You smile
- >'I....'
- >She's still in shock from the joy she's going through
- >'I'll be there'
- Good
- >You scratch her behind the ear as you leave
- >She's in bliss, and it's evident
- >You take your leave, off to the library
- >That seemed to go well, but the hard part will be later tonight
- *620 pm, at sugarcube Corner*
- >You just sat down at one of the various booths
- >Mrs. Cake brings you a glass of water, and asks you if you'll be having company with dinner tonight
- >That's a long story, but the short answer is 'yes'
- >As you sip your water, you notice a yellow shape walk through the front door
- >It's Fluttershy
- >And she looks absolutely stunning
- >Sugarcube Corner isn't fancy enough event to warrant wearing clothes, but she's done her hair and makeup beautifly
- >As she approaches you, you stand up for a hug
- >She hugs you tightly, apparantly savoring the bodily contact
- I'm glad you came, Fluttershy
- >'You have no idea how happy I am to be here, Anon'
- >You smile
- Well, now that you're here, all that leaves is... oh! There she is.
- >You wave behind Fluttershy at the unicorn that just walked in
- >Twilight sees you, and walks right over
- >You bend over and kiss her, deep on the lips, ruffling your fingers through her mane
- >Fluttershy's speechless
- >Well, not exactly; she seems to be stuttering a lot
- >She's in shock
- >You can't blame her, though
- >I mean, that WAS the point
- >You've always noticed Twilight looking at you
- >At first it was simple curiosity, due to you being the only human in this plane of magic candy horses
- >But, as she grew to know you, you noticed strangely sexual undertones in your conversations
- >When you finally asked her about it she seemed embarrassed, but admitted that the thought of having sex with an animal really turned her on
- >Holy irony, Batman
- >Neither of you brought it up much anymore, other than subtly teasing each other when no one was looking
- >You were friends, and you both thought each other were cute, but it seemed neither of you was really interested in a relationship right now
- >And this was just fine
- >You had bigger things to worry about
- >So, when you came to Twilight this morning with your proposition, she seemed kind of shocked
- >I mean, this kind of deception is, well....
- >Heartless
- >You explained to her that the only way Fluttershy was going to stop this harassment and move on was if she didn't want to be with you anymore
- >And unless she can think of a better way, this is the only one you have
- >She reluctantly agrees, but you can see that she's kind of excited
- >Apparantly she's read too many novels about naughty librarian temptresses, and wants to be one for a change
- >This is totally okay with you
- >Twilight's really cute, and the night will at the very least end with Fluttershy not bothering you anymore
- >speaking of Fluttershy.....
- >Back in the restaurant, Flutters appears to be having some sort of mild seizure
- >The look of bliss on Twilight's face as you scratch her behind the ears is reflecting in stark contrast to the look of horror of Fluttershy's
- Fluttershy, this is what I needed to talk to you about
- I only just realized it the other day, but I love Twilight
- And apparantly she feels the same way
- We've been dating for the past few days
- >'You... you've been... but... this morning... the flowers....'
- I'm sorry, I just saw them and thought of you. I thought you'd like them.
- >The only thing keeping her from causing a scene is the fact that you're in public and she's shy
- >Justasplanned.jpg
- >'Th.. then why did you have me meet you here?'
- Well, we wanted to tell you in person
- >At this point, she's gone from seizing to vibrating
- >You're worried that she's going to shake herself apart
- >She's fighting from showing how hurt she is, but failing terribly
- >There's a pang in your heart as you deliver the final line
- Because you're such a good friend to us
- >That did it
- >She's stopped shivering, and is now perfectly still
- >Her pupils have dialated to almost comic proportions
- >And her voice is completely level
- >'Oh. I see. That was my mistake.'
- >Something seems really off about her
- >But, that was kind of the point
- >Still, you can't help but feel for her
- >You're all silent for a minute
- >Finally Fluttershy speaks
- >'I'm going to go. I'm sorry I overreacted. I thought you were going to ask me to be your special somep0ny or something silly like that, but I can see how I was mistaken'
- >That monotone voice is really creepy
- >As she walks away, you think you hear her mumble
- >'It's my fault really. Why would he be different? God, you're stupid. No wonder everyp0ny avoids you........'
- Fluttershy?
- >She stops
- Are you okay?
- >Without turning around, she says
- >'Yes. Also, thank you for pointing out my misconception, I'm glad it was brought up before I did anything stupid'
- >Uhh...
- No problem?
- >She continutes out the door
- >Twilight finally speaks up
- >'I didn't like that at all. All that did is make me feel dirty.'
- >You raise a finger and open your mouth to say something
- >'And not in the sexy way, either'
- >Nevermind then
- >You lower your finger and close your mouth
- >'I need to go home and shower. I'll see you around.'
- >She turns to leave
- Twilight
- >She turns to look at you, sympathy reflecting back
- Thank you for helping. I couldn't have done it without you.
- >Twilight simply nods, then walks out the door.
- >That's it
- >The deed is done.
- >The next morning, you wait by the door
- >830 comes and goes, and Fluttershy is nowhere to be found
- >It seems to have worked
- >The rest of the day is uneventful
- >As is the next day
- >On the third day, as you are tending your plants, you're blindsided by a blue flash
- >Rainbow Dash is pinning you to the ground, and she looks PISSED
- >'OH HEY ANON. CARE TO TELL ME WHAT THE *FUCK* YOU DID TO FLUTTERSHY?!?'
- I broke her heart
- >you say, matter of fact-ly
- >after three days of justifying it to yourself, you've accepted it
- >'Oh, yeah you did. You have no fucking idea.....'
- >Rainbow seems shaken up, something's on her mind
- Rainbow, it was the only way to get her to stop harassing me
- >This only makes her angrier
- >'No! There had to have been.... You didn't have to... AARGH!'
- >She flies up and punts a cloud clear to Cloudsdale
- >Getting right in your face, she says, very calmly:
- >'Look, Anon, I don't know how they do things where you're from, but that was really unacceptable'
- I know.
- >'No, you don't know. You don't know Fluttershy, otherwise you never would have done that.'
- >'I need you to meet me at the library. I think it'd be best if both you and Twilight heard this.'
- O..Okay. Give me a minute, and I'll be right there.
- >At the library, TWilight looks worried
- >Rainbow probably verbally kicked her ass, too
- >Speaking of, Rainbow is pacing rapidly, her wings twitching on occasion
- >She's rustled, there's no other way to describe it
- >Twilight finally asks
- >'Rainbow, what's this all about? What's wrong with Fluttershy?'
- >Rainbow puts a hoof to her forehead and says:
- >'Where do I begin? Well, I suppose I should start back when we were in filly school.....'
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