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  1. Small profession
  2. 9:09pm
  3. he was my peasant maths teacher last year
  4.  
  5. 9 20
  6.  
  7. Stepehn and I have spent many a merry bottle of wine together
  8.  
  9. Miss, I'm sueing you for a bottle of whiskey
  10.  
  11. Knew you'd know Billy
  12.  
  13. Ir all knowing
  14.  
  15. 9:20 - that's about the normal Sped Maths time
  16.  
  17. I can has moist $100?
  18.  
  19. on a Tuesday
  20.  
  21. You can give it to my sister so you are within the law.
  22.  
  23. Hmmm....
  24.  
  25. Of not boozing up a minor.
  26.  
  27. Have to wait until after the exam
  28. I gave you a pen Sam.
  29.  
  30. lol
  31.  
  32. Be satisfied wiz that
  33.  
  34. Hmm, that was a useful pen.
  35.  
  36. I went through a lot of trouble to get them for youse
  37.  
  38. You should e lucky me and will are the only ones with an A.
  39.  
  40. I flew to Syderney just to get htem
  41.  
  42. stylus pens?
  43.  
  44. Miss Rebecca got one too
  45.  
  46. No, pens.
  47. That were free.
  48. From a trucking company or something
  49. And wtf...
  50.  
  51. Where are you goin to uni Sam?
  52.  
  53. Bekky was on like.... 73
  54.  
  55. Faggot Curtin
  56.  
  57. Curtin!!!!
  58.  
  59. They were NOT from a trucking comany!
  60.  
  61. Moist kurin.
  62.  
  63. They were stolen from the Mecure Hotel
  64. who owe me big time
  65.  
  66. There you go.
  67. Blue label johnny walker.
  68. plz.
  69. ktnx.
  70.  
  71. No
  72.  
  73. Does this mean you wont buy me that dildo when I go to uni?
  74.  
  75. Where is Szczurowski goin g to uni?
  76.  
  77. You seem to be going back on all your deals.
  78. Who knows/cares/
  79.  
  80. Like I said,
  81. Would I lie to you?
  82. Answer -
  83. yes.
  84.  
  85. -__-
  86.  
  87. If this is what it takes to motivate youse...
  88.  
  89.  
  90. Jesus christ....
  91.  
  92. She's going to UWA
  93.  
  94. All that study....
  95. FOR NOTHING!!!!
  96.  
  97. pretty sure i might have actually studied if i were promised a bottle of whiskey
  98.  
  99. ;_;-
  100.  
  101. like a true peasant
  102.  
  103. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  104.  
  105. my specialist teacher is no where near that cool
  106.  
  107. Exactly Jacob.
  108. But ours isn't cool eaither.
  109. Cause she wheasles out of deals.
  110.  
  111. No - I is rather warm right now
  112. a nit fevered, in fact
  113. ha ha ha ha - a nit fevered
  114.  
  115. stop acting cool in front of your new friend and march down and buy me my rightful wubs.
  116.  
  117. not a bit fevered
  118.  
  119. I have fallout 3 Newvages. I won;t study ever again
  120.  
  121. sorry about that bill
  122.  
  123. I thought I only promised Theo that if he got an A
  124.  
  125. No
  126.  
  127. becasue I knew it was a safe bet
  128.  
  129. Nope, it was to everyone.
  130.  
  131. Promised youse $100 but for A's
  132. bucks, not but
  133.  
  134. that was pretty harsh
  135. poor theo
  136.  
  137. Theo remains unmoved.
  138. WHen I tried to bribe him
  139. an A was still in his reach
  140. if he wanted it
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