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"Oh my god."

Saki strode towards Sora, jabbing a finger into his chest.

"You. You're a douchebag."

"What?"

"Hang on, let me just sort of reach over and..." She took out a card and punched it, retrieving a pen. She reached forward with the pen, and Sora shoved her back.

"What are you doing?!"

"Writing it on your forehead, stupid. Someone like you deserves a label."

"What - no - geddoff!"

One vigorous slapfight later, Sora and Saki stepped away from each other. He adjusted his cravat and huffed.

"What is your DEAL?!"

"Saki Hamada, professional douchebag hunter."

"The hell?"

"My name and profession, moron. Oh my god, I can't believe I came from such an idiot."

"Why are you such a bitch?!"

"Whoa whoa whoa." Saki stepped forward. "Lesson one: I am not a bitch. I am fucking great. You got it?!"

"You're crazy, gurl."

"Psssh." Saki waved him off. "You're a flamboyant asshole. Found a nice boy to settle down with yet?"

"Wh- but- I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

"Sure, and I'm a goblin from Mars. Troll. Whatever."

Sora took a step back and turned around. "I'm outta here."

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Saki smiled and concentrated, stole his will.

"I'm a fucking chicken who can't stand getting called out as a douchebag!"

"Gee, that's weird! I didn't expect you to admit it."

"Let me show you!" Sora looked enraged as he was forced to turn around.

Saki clapped her hands together. "Go ahead!"

And so, she forced him to do the Chicken Dance right then and there.

Eventually, someone would come and break them up.

Eventually.