V4E4: Family

INTRO

Oscar: Hello
Ozpin: Hello, I'm professor Ozpin
Oscar: AAAHHH!
Oscar's Aunt: Oscar. You be careful with those tools

*laughter*
Port: And then in comes Qrow wearing a skirt. I, I was just a TA(Teacher Aprentice) I didn't know what to do so I just left the room to laugh
*everyone laughs*
Tai: Yeah we told him it was a kilt. He'd never worn a uniform before so he didn't know
Oobleck: *laugh* That is terrible. What is wrong with you?
Tai: Hey, the girls all said he had nice legs. I did that jerk a favor. Besides that's not even the best part. See then we...
Port: *thud* Like what you seeeee? *gesticulates, laughs and falls* *Yang giggles* Ohh Miss Xiao Long. Please join us.
Oobleck: *laugh* Oh yes yes Pull up a chair, please pull up a chair
Yang: I'm good *sits on kitchen counter* So what are you doing here
Oobleck: Despite popular belief teachers do have a life outside the classroom
Port: Professor Goodwitch is working around the clock to restore Beacon to it's former glory, but Mistral wasn't built in a day and we all need some rest from time to time
Tai: Yeah look, let's not worry about that right now. So there we were, standing in the auditorium, looking at Qrow wearing a skirt. Then Oz tells everyone. It's time to work on our landing strategy
Oobleck: The Branwen twins have always been interesting to say the least
Port: That shouldn't seem to stop young Tai.
Tai: Hey come on man, she is right here.
Port: Ohh please, she is a mature young woman. If she can handle combat she can handle a few jabs at her old man
Tai: That's not the issue Pete. And besides she's still a teenager
Yang: She, is also in the room and can be directly spoken to. And I think I've been through enough to be considered an adult at these point.
Tai: Adult or not you still have a long way to go before you're ready for the real world
Yang: Oh my gosh. Does every father figure just have the same three condescending phrases
Tai: Yeah but we only use them when we mean it
Yang: Is that so
Tai: As a matter of fact it is so. If you honestly think that you're ready to go out there on your own hu, well I guess you lost some brain cells along with that arm
*loud awkward silence*
Yang: You jerk *laugh*
Oobleck: Are we finally talking about the Goliath in the room
*laughter*
Port: *laugh* Miss Xiao Lo... Yang, if you don't mind me asking, why haven't you tried on the arm yet?
Oobleck: Oh yes yes. A piece of Atlas technology being given out like that is rare indeed, not to mention the effort it took to deliver here. It seems a great many people want to see you return to normal
Yang: I am... scared. Everyone keeps talking about me getting back to normal, and I apreciate it but... this *looks at arm* is normal now. It's just taking me a while to get used to it
Tai: Well, normal is what you make of it
Yang: What is that supposed to mean? Do you want me to just pretend like nothing happened? I lost a part of me. A piece of me is gone. And it's never coming back
Tai: You're right, it's not coming back. But that doesn't have to stop you from becoming who you wanna bee. You're Yang Xiao Long my sunny little dragon. You can do whatever you put your mind to. So whenever you are ready to stop moping and get back out there, I'll be there for you.
Yang: I...
Port: Fear is like any other emotion it comes and goes. It's all in how you handle it. Why, even I find myself wrestling with that emotion from time to time
Yang: Really? You?
Oobleck: He is afraid of mice
Port: They bring only disease and famine. *thud* And don't even get me started on their tails. So hairless, simply unnatural
Oobleck: Port I assure you you're safe, there is no mice here right now
Yang: Good night

*laughs*
Port: Thanks for having us over Tai
Tai: Anytime, you're always welcome.
Oobleck: It may be a while before we return. There's still much work to be done at the school
Port: I hesitate to ask but, is there any word from young Ms Rose
Tai: Not yet.
Oobleck: have you thought about going after her? Try to bring her home?
Tai: *sigh* I've got to look after some things

Ruby: Come on guys. If we pick up the pace we can hit the next town before sunset
Jaune: Assuming it's still there
Ruby: Of course it'll be there. This one's supposed to be pretty big. He...Gan...Vana
Ren: Higanbana. It's a well protected village with a popular inn *nice hint Ren*
Nora: Which means no camping in the rain
Ruby: See everything is gonna be fine.
Jaune: You know, we've had a lot of ups and downs but things could be alot worse. I really thought we'd see more Grimm
Ren: As did I
Nora: I guess our luck is turning around TO HIGANBANA
NJR:  To Higanbana
Ruby: BANA
Qrow: hehe luck

Qrow: oh I didn't
Waitress: From the woman upstairs, red eyes said you wouldn't mind bottom shelf
Qrow: Thanks
Waitress: But I went ahead and gave you top *wink* lucky you.
Qrow: Yeah. *walks upstairs*
raven: Hello brother
Qrow: Raven. *stuff happens Raven sighs* So what do you want
Raven: A girl can't just catch up with her family
Qrow: She can but you're not. How about we get on with it *drinks* Unless you plan on keeping these coming.
Raven: Does she have it?
Qrow: Did you know Yang lost her arm
Raven: That's not...
Qrow: Rethorical question, I know you know. It's just obnoxious that you'd bring up family then carry on like your own daughter doesn't exist
Raven: I saved her
Qrow: Once. Because that was your rule right. Real mom of the year material sis
Raven: I told you Beacon would fall and it did, I told you Ozpin would fail and he has. Now you you tell me. Does Salem have it
Qrow: I thought you weren't interested in all of that.
Raven: I just want to know what we are up against
Qrow: And which "we" are you referring to. *Raven let's go* You should come back Raven. The only way we'll beat her is by working together. All of us
Raven: You're the one who left. The tribe raised us and you turned your back on them
Qrow: They were killers and thieves
Raven: They were your family
Qrow: You have a very skewed perception of that word
Raven: I lead our people now, and as leader I will do everything in my power to ensure our survival
Qrow: I saw. The people of Shion so it to
Raven: The weak die the strong live. Those are the rules
Qrow: Well you've certainly got someone strong on your side. I've seen the damage
Raven: We couldn't have known the Grimm would set in as quick as they did
Qrow: I'm not talking about the Grimm. And I'm not talking about you either
Raven: If you don't know where the relic is then we have nothing left to talk about
Qrow: I don't know where the Spring Maiden is either. And if you do I need you to tell me
Raven: And why would I do that
Qrow: Because without her we're all going to die
Raven: *amused* And which "we" are you referrig to?
*glass breaks, waitress gasps*
Qrow: Make this one a double

Tai: Okay, let's get started