on *:TEXT:!hit *:#:{
  if (%BOT.FLOOD > 60) { return }
  inc -z %BOT.FLOOD 20
  if ($2 ison $chan) {
    describe $chan flies around the chan at maximum speed and hits $iif($istok(chick3n chachin,$2,32),$RandomNickExcept($chan,chick3n,chachin),$2) in the face!
  }
}

ALIAS RandomNickExcept { var %i = 1 | WHILE (%i <= 20) { var %nick = $nick($1,$r(1,$nick($1,0))) | if !$istok($2-,%nick,32) { break } } | return %nick }