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- Welcome back, fuckheads. It's time for the news again.
- Exclusive — It Begins: House Judiciary Republicans to Summon Mayorkas for Border Investigation
- WASHINGTON, D.C. - May 4: Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas responds to lawmakers questions during a senate subcommittee hearing on homeland security at the US Capitol in Washington, D.C. on May 4, 2022. (Amanda Andrade-Rhoades/For The Washington Post via Getty Images)
- Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee have begun rolling out their investigative plans for next year in the wake of securing the House majority, and their plans include questioning nearly a dozen individuals within the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
- Steny Hoyer Will Not Seek Reelection in House Democrat Leadership
- …Steny Hoyer Will Not Seek Reelection in House Democrat Leadership
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- Joe Biden Praises Nancy Pelosi as ‘Most Consequential Speaker’ in History After She Announces Exit from Leadership
- …Biden Gushes: Nancy ‘Most Consequential Speaker’ in History…
- 748
- Nancy Pelosi Steps Aside: Will Not Seek Reelection as Democrat House Leader
- Reign Over: Pelosi Steps Down as Leader
- Swamp Queen’s Power Spanned Generation
- 5,762
- GOP House Opens Probe into Biden Family for Potential Tax Evasion, Money Laundering, Human Trafficking Violations
- GOP-Led House Opens Probe into Biden Family
- •Tax Evasion
- •Money Laundering
- •Human Trafficking
- 4,413
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 264: GOP Will Control the Next House, Plus Breitbart’s Randy Clark on Title 42
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 264: GOP Will Control the Next House, Plus Breitbart’s Randy Clark on Title 42
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- LOL: RINO Hutchinson Looking at WH Run
- PAM KEY
- 403
- Ratings: At Least 12.5 Million Watched Trump 2024 Announcement Live
- Ratings: At Least 12.5 Million Watched Trump 2024 Announcement Live
- 1,897
- CNN’s Collins to MI Gov. Whitmer: ‘What Is the Argument for You Not Running for President?’
- 2024: CNN Floats Whitmer for POTUS
- 1,008
- Chinese Propaganda Outlet Laments Trump 2024 Run: ‘A Tragedy’
- Chinese Propaganda Outlet Laments Trump 2024 Run: ‘A Tragedy’
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 270
- Chip Roy: Biden Has ‘Weaponized the Federal Government Against the American People’
- Chip Roy: Biden Has ‘Weaponized the Federal Government Against the American People’
- 293
- Joaquin Castro: ‘Imperative’ to Ram DACA Amnesty Through Congress Before GOP Becomes House Majority
- Joaquin Castro: ‘Imperative’ to Ram DACA Amnesty Through Lame Duck Congress
- 193
- Watch: DHS Chief Mayorkas Unable to Disclose How Many Convicted Criminal Illegal Aliens Arriving at Border
- DHS Chief Mayorkas Unable to Disclose How Many Criminal Illegals Arriving at Border
- 124
- Chuck Schumer Ripped After Admitting ‘Ultimate Goal’ to Grant Citizenship to ‘All’ Illegal Immigrants
- Chuck Schumer Ripped After Admitting ‘Ultimate Goal’ to Grant Citizenship to ‘All’ Illegal Immigrants
- JOSHUA KLEIN
- 95
- Biden to Bus, Fly Border Crossers into USA as Title 42 Ends
- 12
- Starbucks workers strike at more than 100 US stores
- Starbucks Workers Strike at More than 100 U.S. stores
- 467
- Philadelphia: Gas Station Carjackings More Than Quadrupled in 2022
- AWR HAWKINS
- 495
- U.N. Complains World Has Too Many Nigerians
- 160
- India, Biotech Firm Deny Reports They Rushed Out Coronavirus Vaccine
- India, Biotech Firm Deny Reports They Rushed Out Coronavirus Vaccine
- 3
- Children Killed as Iran Protests Intensify, Iran Claims West and Israel Behind ‘Terrorist Attack’
- 7
- ‘Don’t Mess with My Kids’: Colombians Protest Leftist Plan to Impose Gender Ideology in Schools
- ‘Don’t Mess with My Kids’: Colombians Protest Leftist Plan to Impose Gender Ideology in Schools
- 5
- China: Tense Xi-Trudeau Encounter ‘Very Normal’; Xi Was Not ‘Criticizing Anyone’
- China: Tense Xi-Trudeau Encounter ‘Very Normal’; Xi Was Not ‘Criticizing Anyone’
- 20
- North Korea Says It Will Become ‘More Serious Threat’ to the U.S. After Asia Talks
- North Korea Says It Will Become ‘More Serious Threat’ to the U.S. After Asia Talks
- 14
- Zelensky: Netanyahu to ‘Consider’ Air Defense Systems for Ukraine
- Zelensky: Netanyahu to ‘Consider’ Air Defense Systems for Ukraine
- 32
- Elon Musk Takes the Stand to Defend His Tesla Compensation
- Elon Musk Takes the Stand to Defend His Tesla Compensation
- 3
- Health Insurance Company Plans to Dump $13 Million into ‘Health Equity’ Movement
- Health Insurance Company to Dump $13 Million into ‘Health Equity’ Movement
- 272
- Parent Reprimanded for Quoting Graphic Library Book at School Board Meeting
- 221
- Russ Vought: Cultural Issues Are ‘Existential Threats’ to the Republican House Leadership ‘Cartel’
- Russ Vought: Cultural Issues Are ‘Existential Threats’ to GOP House Leadership ‘Cartel’
- 26
- New York Times Condemns Tattoos on Children While Waffling on Puberty Blockers Causing Brittle Bones
- NYT Condemns Tattoos on Children While Waffling on Puberty Blockers Causing Brittle Bones
- 54
- G20 ‘Condemns’ Member Russia but Opposes Sanctions in Joint Statement
- G20 ‘Condemns’ Member Russia but Opposes Sanctions in Joint Statement
- 101
- Argentina Secures $5 Billion Currency Swap Deal Extension with China
- Argentina Secures $5 Billion Currency Swap Deal Extension with China
- 34
- Mitch McConnell Wins Reelection as Senate GOP Leader, 10 Defectors Vote for Rick Scott
- Republicans Stick with ❄️️ Mitch ❄️️
- McConnell Wins Reelection as Senate GOP Leader
- Will Set Record as Longest Party Leader
- 10 Defectors Vote for Rick Scott
- 13,882
- Shock: California Projects $25 Billion Deficit — After $98 Billion Surplus
- Shock: California Projects $25 Billion Deficit — After $98 Billion Surplus
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 2,175
- Fulton County Judge Overturns Georgia’s Heartbeat Abortion Bill
- Fulton County Judge Overturns Georgia’s Heartbeat Abortion Bill
- BRECCAN F. THIES
- 544
- Alaska Update: Kelly Tshibaka Maintains Narrow Lead over Sen. Murkowski in First Round, Sarah Palin Trails Democrat
- Alaska Update: Kelly Tshibaka Maintains Narrow Lead over Sen. Murkowski in First Round, Sarah Palin Trails Democrat
- 1,080
- GOP Senators: Biden Using DHS to Funnel Taxpayer Money to Open Borders Lobby
- Biden Using DHS to Funnel Taxpayer Money to Open Borders Lobby…
- 329
- Donors Rush Republicans to Throw Support Behind Farmworker Amnesty
- …Donors Rush Republicans to Throw Support Behind Farmworker Amnesty
- 411
- Graham: ‘No Deals on Immigration Until We Secure the Border’ — Respond to Dem Politicking with a House GOP Border Security Bill
- Graham: ‘No Deals on Immigration Until We Secure the Border’
- IAN HANCHETT
- 336
- Esper: Trump Has ‘Done More to Help Democrats’ — He Can’t Win Elections
- Esper: Trump Has ‘Done More to Help Democrats’ — He Can’t Win Elections
- 1,093
- Report: Democrat Adam Schiff Passes on Leadership Position to Ponder Senate Run
- Dem Adam Schiff Passes on Leadership Position to Ponder Senate Run
- 191
- Waltz: We Have to Figure out How to Handle Blue State Voting Laws, Mail Voting Can Work for GOP
- Waltz: We Have to Figure out How to Handle Blue State Voting Laws, Mail Voting Can Work for GOP
- 318
- The Surprise Disaster Joe Biden Doesn’t See Coming
- The Surprise Disaster Joe Biden Doesn’t See Coming
- STANSBERRY RESEARCH (SPONSORED)
- 411
- Exclusive — Paris Dennard: Donald Trump’s Announcement ‘Is Signaling to Donors’
- Exclusive — Paris Dennard: Trump’s Announcement ‘Is Signaling to Donors’
- 321
- EXCLUSIVE – Melania: Donald Trump Will Lead America to ‘Peace, Love and Security’ in Second Term
- Melania: Donald Will Lead America to ‘Peace, Love and Security’
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- 1,044
- Poll: Ron DeSantis Up 18 Points over Donald Trump in Hypothetical GOP Primary
- Poll: DeSantis +18 over Trump in Hypothetical GOP Primary
- 3,778
- Mitch McConnell Wins Reelection as Senate GOP Leader
- Mitch McConnell Wins Reelection as Senate GOP Leader
- 13,882
- Report: Joe Biden’s Top Economic Advisers Prepare Exit from White Hous
- Report: Joe Biden’s Top Economic Advisers Prepare Exit from White Hous
- 231
- Republican Rep. Boebert's House Race Expected to See Automatic Recount
- Republican Rep. Boebert's House Race Expected to See Automatic Recount
- 198
- Nancy Pelosi Steps Aside: Will Not Seek Reelection as Democrat Leader
- Nancy Pelosi Steps Aside: Will Not Seek Reelection as Democrat Leader
- 5,762
- GOP House Announces Probe into Biden Family
- GOP House Announces Probe into Biden Family
- 4,413
- 12 Senate Republicans Vote With Dems For 'Respect for Marriage Act'
- 12 Senate Republicans Vote With Dems For 'Respect for Marriage Act'
- 9,475
- Biden Praises Nancy Pelosi as 'Most Consequential Speaker' in History
- Biden Praises Nancy Pelosi as 'Most Consequential Speaker' in History
- 748
- Meet Election Denier Hakeem Jeffries
- Meet Election Denier Hakeem Jeffries
- 5,604
- Michael Moore: More People Want Dems Than GOP, We Are the Majority
- Michael Moore: More People Want Dems Than GOP, We Are the Majority
- 624
- Trump Unveils ‘National Greatness Agenda’ in 2024 Announcement
- Trump Unveils ‘National Greatness Agenda’ in 2024 Announcement
- Negro Arrested After Shooting up Philly Airport.
- They just let negroes in any public place these days.
- Trio of Wetbacks Attack Man Sitting Next to His Girlfriend on NYC Park Bench.
- Negro Trio Busted for Jewelry Heist at NYC Diamond District Store.
- Jigro Arrested After Breaking into Multiple Work Buildings in Northeastern Atlanta.
- Negro Murderer Captured in Florida After Escaping Prison for 3rd Time.
- Booga Boo Arrested After Raping and Kidnapping 14-Year-Old at Sereno Park.
- ......... Hey, don't let those blacks bother you. I have the weather to cheer you up.
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- School Shooting
- School shootings are one of the greatest weapons in an IRL troll's arsenal; causing a victim to shoot up the school is a prime example of winning the internet. Can YOU beat the high score?
- While the participant is unleashing all of his teen angst on the faculty of his place of education, the benefits are not just solely for himself.
- The event not only creates HUEG amounts of IRL butthurt and shame, but much drama generating OL potential from relevant livejournals, blogs, myspaces, etc.
- Nearly every good school shooting ends with the assailant receiving massive troll's remorse and promptly becoming An hero.
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- .................... Time for a special article:
- UK: Gardening Company’s Ad Gets Banned Because It “Objectifies Women”
- Snake Baker November 18, 2022
- If the UK was some religious, conservative country that wanted to uphold a morality code, this would be perfectly fine.
- But the UK is a country where you’re just a few clicks away from watching millions of videos of every conceivable type of porn ever imagined by man, where kids are taught hardcore gay porn in schools, and basically 99% of all women are whores and proud of it.
- Metro:
- A gardening company has been told it has to rip down an ‘offensive’ billboard poster because it ‘objectified and sexualised’ women.
- Great Grass MCR Ltd was told it must take down the huge 30ft poster that bragged to customers that its turf was ‘Perfect 365 days a year…Get laid by the best.’
- The gian advert also has a photo of a woman wearing only a thong, along with the headline ‘Artificial grarse experts.’
- The giant billboard was put up by the company, based in Failsworth, Oldham, at a busy junction nearby where Oldham Road meets the M60 motorway.
- The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) – the UK’s independent regulator of advertising across all media – found after an investigation sparked by complaints that it was ‘irresponsible and likely to cause serious offence’.
- The ASA said in a judgment: ‘The complainants, who believed the ad objectified and sexualised women, challenged whether the ad was offensive, harmful and irresponsible.’
- After an investigation, the complaints were upheld.
- The ASA said in its ruling: ‘We noted that the word ‘grass’ was spelt incorrectly to include the word ‘arse’.
- Nothing gets by you, does it?
- ‘We considered that was likely to be understood by readers to be a reference to the model’s buttocks and had the effect of making that exposed part of her body the focus, thereby drawing attention to the ad.
- ‘The ad also stated ‘Get laid by the best’. We considered ‘get laid’ would be understood by readers as a slang reference to sexual intercourse.
- ‘We considered that text, together with the model’s pose and state of undress, was sexually suggestive and would be seen as presenting the model as a sexual object.
- ‘We acknowledged that while sunbathing, people might recline on a lawn wearing revealing clothing.
- ‘However, we considered that in the context of the ad, in particular the references to ‘arse’ and ‘get laid’, the model was portrayed as a sexual object, rather than someone who was sunbathing.
- ‘For those reasons, we concluded that the ad objectified and stereotyped women as sexual objects, was irresponsible and likely to cause serious offence.’
- This is the freedom Putin is trying to steal from you
- In response to the ASA, the company said ‘Get laid by the best’ was a strapline it had used for years and the claimed ‘perfect 365 days a year’ meant it believed their grass was perfect all year round.
- The ASA said: ‘Great Grass said it was noteworthy that there had only been three complaints when the ad had been seen by thousands of people.
- ‘They believed the complaints were generated by people on social media encouraging others who likely had not even have seen the ad, to complain about it.
- ‘Great Grass also said that to assume that the person featured in the ad was a woman was wrong and offensive to the transgender community.’
- Edgy jokes from the grass company!
- Don Jr. wrote that joke – after consulting from Jack Posobiec!
- Nah, I’m being nasty. It’s a fine joke. I’m fine with it.
- Whatever.
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- The Caves of Hercules is an archaeological cave complex located in Cape Spartel, Morocco. Situated 14 kilometres (9 mi) west of Tangier, the popular tourist attraction is adjacent to the summer palace of the king of Morocco. The cave itself is partly natural and partly man-made. The man-made portion was used by Berbers to cut stone wheels from the walls to make millstones, resulting in the ridges visible on the walls in this photograph of the cave's interior.
- Photograph credit: Diego Delso
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fist a 13 year old girl... I know what you're thinking. "She's too young to be fisted!" I don't care, bitch! I'll be careful. I'll start slowly.
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