Trading Codes

[10:06] <SM> Y'know, I think I kinda hate this game
[10:07] <UM> How so?
[10:07] <UM> It's been pretty great to me
[10:07] <SM> Well, you know the place you appear in when you fall asleep?
[10:07] <SM> Yours is Prospit, right?
[10:09] <UM> No idea
[10:09] <UM> Never died yet
[10:10] <SM> Pretty sure it happens just for falling asleep
[10:10] <UM> Oh, I don't think I've been there then
[10:10] <SM> Sure
[10:10] <UM> Is that the same thing as level 2
[10:10] <SM> Yeah
[10:10] <SM> Which may also be the iconic Dream World
[10:10] <UM> So what's so bad about it
[10:11] <SM> Well
[10:11] <SM> I think I told you Tarane and I were gonna try and do some espionage stuff?
[10:11] <UM> Yeah I think
[10:11] <UM> assassination and stuff
[10:11] <SM> That, uh, didn't really work
[10:12] <SM> It's kind of a long story
[10:12] <UM> How so
[10:12] <SM> Basically, the queen knew what I was planning
[10:13] <SM> And now she's trying to torture me
[10:13] <UM> How the fuck are you talking to me then?
[10:13] <SM> I woke up / died / whatever
[10:13] <UM> Oh
[10:13] <SM> Turns out losing limbs can do that
[10:13] <UM> Where are you then?
[10:14] <SM> Back on my main place, the one with the cliffs
[10:15] <UM> Have you figured out what we're supposed to do in these places?
[10:15] <SM> Not really
[10:15] <SM> Something about the gates above the buildings, which are portals or something
[10:15] <UM> Right, but they're really far up right?
[10:16] <SM> Yeah
[10:16] <UM> And we use the game to get up there
[10:16] <SM> Yeah
[10:16] <SM> By making something that can fly
[10:17] <UM> Making something?
[10:17] <SM> Using the machines
[10:17] <SM> Item combining and stuff
[10:17] <UM> Ooh
[10:17] <UM> I need to make my shield hit harder anyway, I could make a shield jet pack
[10:17] <SM> Hah, that should work
[10:18] <SM> I was thinking of trying to get a flying carpet, myself
[10:18] <UM> Cool
[10:18] <SM> I've got this code for a carpet, and my world's got this bat dispenser, so it could work
[10:19] <UM> A what?
[10:19] <SM> There's this machine built into one of the cliffs
[10:20] <SM> You press the button and bats fly up, then they get crushed and the gore falls down to this little pocket.
[10:20] <SM> Like a vending machine with only one option
[10:20] <UM> What the fuck
[10:20] <SM> Well I mean it's been pretty helpful so far
[10:20] <SM> Kek made a blanket out of the fur
[10:21] <UM> I have a talking shield and fought potato statues but what the fuck
[10:21] <UM> Who's kek
[10:21] <SM> Oh, he's the spooky ghost skeleton thing that's been following me around and giving terrible advice
[10:22] <UM> Oh i have a lamp potato ghost
[10:22] <UM> Doesn't ever talk to me though :(
[10:22] <SM> Yeah, Kek spends most of his time laughing maniacally
[10:23] <SM> But still, he and Reggie are better than nothing, as far as minions go
[10:23] <UM> I don't have any minions
[10:23] <UM> My shield talks to me but that's it
[10:24] <SM> How can your shield talk?
[10:24] <UM> It's enchanted with a bro statue crystal
[10:24] <SM> Wait
[10:25] <SM> Does it talk like one of those frat boy archtypes?
[10:25] <SM> "Bro" and "swole" and all that?
[10:25] <UM> Oh yes
[10:25] <UM> And im pretty sure he can brutally kill me so I have to talk like that to him
[10:25] <UM> He is my "brofessor"
[10:26] <SM> Oh man
[10:26] <SM> You have your own version of Reggie!
[10:26] <SM> Mine is a crown
[10:26] <UM> He talks to you?
[10:26] <SM> Yeah
[10:26] <UM> I bet they'd get along so well
[10:26] <UM> Damn I wish we could meet up
[10:27] <SM> That's what the gates are for
[10:27] <SM> Not sure of the specifics, though.  I'd been meaning to ask Kek about that
[10:27] <UM> How far are you from getting there?
[10:27] <SM> Well
[10:27] <SM> I have two options
[10:28] <SM> I could try to figure out the right mishmash of stuff to get a flying carpet or something else
[10:28] <SM> Or I could just draw a staircase and walk up
[10:28] <UM> Draw a staircase?
[10:29] <SM> Oh, yeah
[10:29] <SM> I can make things now, using this pen
[10:29] <UM> Are you a wizard
[10:29] <UM> Wizardess
[10:29] <SM> ... Maybe
[10:29] <SM> It's probably just a magic pen
[10:30] <SM> Epic Artifact that I'm severely underlevelled for
[10:30] <UM> Damn that's cool
[10:30] <UM> I just hit people with shields
[10:30] <SM> Ask your Reggie
[10:30] <SM> Mine gave me the pen
[10:30] <SM> I tried to copy it but that didn't work
[10:30] <UM> Yeah Brofessor gave me the shield
[10:31] <SM> I thought you said they were the shield?
[10:31] <UM> Yeah he gave it to me then like
[10:31] <UM> Possessed it
[10:31] <SM> Oh, cool
[10:32] <SM> Mine can do that to anything wearing this crown
[10:32] <UM> He's possessing you
[10:32] <UM> Holy shit
[10:32] <SM> Yeah
[10:32] <SM> But only once so far
[10:32] <SM> I think
[10:33] <UM> Holy crap
[10:33] <SM> Eh, it's not that bad
[10:33] <SM> Just a voice in your head
[10:34] <UM> That's somewhat creepy
[10:34] <SM> Eh, could be worse
[10:35] <SM> Working on finding an ogre for him to take over
[10:35] <UM> That reminds me
[10:35] <SM> ??
[10:36] <UM> Brofessor said there are monster stronger than ogres
[10:36] <UM> And I think he's gonna lead me to it
[10:36] <SM> Basilisks, yeah
[10:36] <SM> Kek said that was the third tier of enemies
[10:37] <SM> But ogres have more raw physical strength, so we're sticking with that for Reggie
[10:37] <UM> Cool
[10:37] <UM> I bet basilisk a would be easier for me
[10:37] <SM> They're apparently all fast and dodgy
[10:38] <SM> And probably have kill-vision
[10:38] <SM> Or poison breath
[10:38] <UM> Maybe not then
[10:38] <UM> This shield I've got is super blocky but slow
[10:39] <SM> So a basilisk could just go around it, too fast to block?
[10:41] <UM> Probably
[10:42] <UM> I originally though that if I old tank it and deal my small amount of damage it would die quick but maybe not
[10:42] <SM> What about full-body armor, then?
[10:42] <SM> Can't attack around that
[10:43] <SM> Wear a turtle shell or something
[10:43] <UM> Could work
[10:44] <SM> It'd probably break if an ogre punched it, but should help against small attacks
[10:44] <UM> I could mix the shield and the  clothes I have and make shield clothes
[10:44] <SM> Yeah
[10:45] <UM> Wait did you say I can't mix the shield?
[10:45] <SM> ??
[10:45] <SM> I don't think I did
[10:46] <UM> Oh oops :P
[10:46] <SM> Wait, it was bro's gift to you, right?
[10:47] <SM> I couldn't mix my pen, so maybe you won't either
[10:47] <UM> That's sucks
[10:48] <UM> I think I still have my original shield I could use that
[10:48] <SM> Yeah
[10:48] <SM> It just won't have the spirit inside it
[10:48] <SM> Which is maybe a good thing
[10:48] <SM> If you're so freaked out by your one
[10:48] <UM> I could just use both and still have him
[10:48] <UM> I'm not scared of him just...
[10:49] <UM> Unsettled
[10:49] <SM> Sure, sure
[10:50] <UM> It's true >:0
[10:50] <SM> Anyway, that still won't help if the basilisk has deadly gaze
[10:50] <SM> And a lot of them do
[10:50] <UM> Do sunglasses work? I think I have one of those
[10:51] <SM> Maybe
[10:51] <SM> Better than nothing, at least
[10:51] <UM> I guess
[10:52] <UM> First up though is chainsaw shield
[10:52] <SM> O.O
[10:52] <UM> Yeah I'm hoping to make the edges a chainsaw
[10:52] <UM> And hope I don't cut off my own limbs
[10:52] <SM> Good thing to hope for
[10:53] <UM> We should try to get to the gates now
[10:53] <SM> Yeah
[10:53] <SM> But which one?  There's a whole bunch
[10:54] <UM> I'll stay with the chat open, if you want
[10:54] <SM> Yeah, alright
[10:54] <UM> Like the one to get to my planet
[10:54] <SM> But which one is that?
[10:54] <SM> There's a whole bunch
[10:56] <UM> No idea
[10:56] <SM> Also, there's this thing I gotta get done before I can leave this world
[10:56] <UM> Whichever is easiest to get to probably
[10:56] <UM> What's that?
[10:56] <SM> Nah, it'll probably be the hardest
[10:56] <SM> Just need to grab some stuff I dropped
[10:56] <UM> When you died :0
[10:56] <SM> Eeyup
[10:57] <SM> Which is why I need an ogre for Reggie to wear
[10:57] <UM> To throw him down there
[10:57] <UM> To grab your stuff
[10:57] <SM> Nah
[10:57] <SM> He's gonna carry me to them
[10:58] <UM> Oh cool
[10:58] <SM> It's a long walk and I'm lazy
[10:58] <UM> I wish I had a minion
[10:58] <UM> That I could control at least
[10:58] <UM> Bro don't give a shit
[10:58] <SM> You gotta play the masculinity card
[10:58] <SM> Accuse him of being a wimp unless he helps you
[10:58] <SM> Or use a word more suited to his vernacular
[10:59] <SM> Like "beta"
[10:59] <UM> Ok if in suddenly gain an ton of courage
[10:59] <UM> Then sure I'll do it
[10:59] <SM> Right, he scares you
[10:59] <SM> Forgot about that
[11:00] <UM> Nuh uh
[11:00] <SM> Riiiiiiiiiiight
[11:00] <UM> No! I'm just realistically weary of angering him
[11:01] <SM> Why?  He's a shield.  Doesn't even have any limbs to hit you with
[11:01] <SM> I mean, I'm sure I'll be a lot more respectful of Reggie once he's an ogre again, but as a crown he's pretty harmless
[11:01] <UM> He possessed a statue
[11:01] <UM> Plus he's a meanie
[11:02] <SM> So he CAN take over things
[11:03] <SM> Ask him to do that to an imp and be your minion
[11:03] <UM> I think it's only crystal things
[11:03] <UM> I guess I could commission a statue from... Someone and make him possess that
[11:04] <SM> I've got some crystal eyes, you could probably combine something with those
[11:04] <UM> I have a knife
[11:04] <SM> Captchalogue one of the NPCs, combine them to make a statue
[11:04] <UM> I can do that :0
[11:04] <SM> Aww yiss
[11:05] <UM> That seems like torture :(
[11:05]  * SM gives UM the captchalogue code for [Crystal Eye x3]
[11:05] <UM> Thanks
[11:05] <UM> I'll make that
[11:05] <SM> Why?  It'll only take a minute, they won't even be aware of what's happening
[11:06] <SM> They don't really do anything, but they're good for combining
[11:06] <SM> I got these rocking shades by mixing a laptop into them
[11:06] <UM> Ok, if you insist
[11:07] <UM> so I have a chainsaw shield, shield clothes, and person bro
[11:07] <SM> Oh wait
[11:07] <SM> Do you have any food in your world?
[11:08] <SM> I'll trade you a code for water
[11:08] <UM> I have a garden
[11:09] <UM> Or I could just give you my sac o food tm
[11:09] <SM> I will definitely accept a sack of food
[11:09] <SM> All I had was these stale potato chips, but then I lost them
[11:09] <UM> Alright here's the code
[11:10]  * UM gives the code for the SacOFood(TM)
[11:10]  * SM gives UM the code for [Stone Bucket of Water]
[11:10] <UM> Cool thanks
[11:10] <SM> Costs 8 grist to make
[11:10] <UM> I hadn't realized how thirsty I was
[11:11] <SM> Well you're in this ash world, right?
[11:11] <UM> Yeah
[11:11] <UM> What do you mean "this"?
[11:12] <SM> Seems like it'd be tough to find water there
[11:12] <SM> "This" as in you're in an ash world
[11:12] <SM> And you've got this sentient shield
[11:12] <SM> And you're off to fight this thing called a basilisk
[11:13] <UM> And gear up
[11:13] <SM> Yeah, that too
[11:13] <SM> And you're gonna make this stuff
[11:13] <SM> Actually wait
[11:14] <UM> ?
[11:14] <SM> Any other codes that you think would be worth sharing?  Not just the food and water, but there's probably other stuff that would be helpful to both know
[11:15] <SM> Like I know the code for an empty Strife Card, or glasses that work as a computer
[11:15] <UM> I think i gave you the shield, and I lost all the crystal I had, so I don't really have anything other than my super shield
[11:15] <UM> I guess I have my 4d projector
[11:15] <SM> 4d?  How would that even work?
[11:16] <UM> Dunno
[11:16] <UM> That's what it's called
[11:17] <SM> Huh
[11:18] <UM> Yeah here are those
[11:18] <UM> Wait I can't give you the big shield so it's just one
[11:18] <SM> Better than nothing
[11:18]  * UM gives the code for the 4d projector
[11:19]  * SM gives UM the code for [Emerald Shades] and [Empty Strife Card]
[11:19] <SM> Alright
[11:19] <UM> cool, now I can actually get good weapons
[11:19] <SM> Aww yeah
[11:20] <SM> I'm using mine just to hold my computers for now
[11:20] <SM> Otherwise they kinda mess up my Sylladex
[11:20] <UM> You have a computer specibus?
[11:20] <SM> Mobile Computer Kind, yeah
[11:20] <UM> I guess it works
[11:22] <SM> Alright well, I guess we'd better get started on our individual missions, huh?
[11:22] <SM> I've gotta grab my junk, you've gotta slay a monster
[11:49] <UM> Yeah, I'll go alchemize and stuff.
[11:49] <UM> See you in my land!
[11:49] <SM> Fingers crossed
[11:49]  * SM has ceased pestering UM