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  1. CRO RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HUMANSEALED.
  2. CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] is buying soda. MMM SODA. --
  4. CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  5. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] walks in and sees Cucali --
  6. CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  7. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] Is just sort of wondering around, occasionally examining VARIOUS FOODSTUFFS. --
  8. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] pretends he didn't --
  9. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] looks up. --
  10. CNM: Weeeeeeeeeeeell!
  11. CNM: If it isn't Tursun!!!
  12. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] looks up --
  13. CPT: hey, cucali.
  14. CNM: What brings y☼u here, h☼t sh☼t?
  15. CPT: snacks.
  16. CPT: what about you?
  17. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] tosses the soda up and catches it. --
  18. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] raises an eyebrow --
  19. CNM: ☼h, n☼thin'. Just gettin' snacks f☼r a party y☼u're n☼t invited t☼.
  20. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] Hears a couple of familiar voices and drops the ramen she was examining. --
  21. CPT: that's cool.
  22. CHH: duuuuuuudes whater yall doin here!?
  23. CPT: hey, sol.
  24. CNM: Heeeeeeeeey, S☼l!!!! Fancy that!! Hi-five, brah!
  25. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] waves and runs toward them. --
  26. CPT: just getting some stuff.
  27. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] HIGHFIVE AW YEAH --
  28. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] sings into the room --
  29. CRO: wassaap?
  30. CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  31. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] is just watching you all from outside via the window he's totally not here and totally not hoisting a camera. --
  32. CNM: ☼h man, y☼u're here t☼☼, Cirrin!!!!!
  33. CNM: Awes☼me!!!
  34. CPT: hey.
  35. CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  36. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] /enter --
  37. CNM: Hey guys, I'm havin' a party. Why d☼n't y☼u all c☼me?
  38. CHH: ciiiiiiirrin my man what is uuuuuup.
  39. CNM: N☼t y☼u ☼f c☼urse, Tursun.
  40. CHH: party?
  41. CRO: hey just chillin
  42. CNM: N☼ r☼☼m f☼r nerds.
  43. CPT: fine.
  44. CNM: Yup! My place!
  45. CHH: ooooooooh man and im invited??
  46. CRO: I'm totally up for this party Cucali
  47. CNM: ☼f c☼urse y☼u tw☼ are!!!!
  48. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] >:D --
  49. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] is trying his best not to give a fuck --
  50. CNM: ☼h, hey there Tiiiiiiiiiiarna!
  51. CHH: this is gonna be sicknasty dude aaaaaw yeah.
  52. CHH: but um
  53. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] smiles --
  54. CPT: hey, tiarna. what's up?
  55. CNM: But what??
  56. CHH: why isnt lil turbud here invited?
  57. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] waves --
  58. CTS: Hi Turzun
  59. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] headtilt --
  60. CNM: Um, because he's a sad little geek?
  61. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] walks on over --
  62. CNM: Hell☼☼☼☼☼☼☼?
  63. CNM: But d☼n't feel bad, Tursun. I'm sure that y☼u can hang ☼ut with Bruce Lee ☼r wh☼ever y☼u fantasize ab☼ut.
  64. CHH: a geek?
  65. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] cracks neck --
  66. CRO: yeah Tursun
  67. CPT: it's okay.
  68. CHH: but um
  69. CHH: but
  70. CNM: S☼l, d☼n't try t☼ change my mind.
  71. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] ;| --
  72. CHH: won't a party be more fun the more people're invited though??
  73. CNM: N☼t with a weird☼ like him ar☼und!!!! Besides, it's MY party, I get t☼ ch☼☼se wh☼ c☼mes!
  74. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] pout pouts --
  75. CRO: why are you being so insistant on this guy coming?
  76. CNM: Yeah, S☼l!
  77. CPT: because we're bros.
  78. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] offers a brofist --
  79. CHH: i dunno i just think its not fair to not invite someone?
  80. CNM: She's MY br☼, br☼.
  81. CHH: /mr BROFIST AW YEAH.
  82. CTS: Hey, not fair, Turzun.
  83. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] BROFIST AW YEAH* --
  84. CPT: solena's just a bro in general.
  85. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] offers one to Tiarna --
  86. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] le brofist --
  87. CPT: sorry Ti
  88. CPT: guess i left you hanging there.
  89. CTS: Pzh, it'z alright.
  90. CNM: Psssh! It's t☼tally fair.
  91. CPT: all's fair in parties and war.
  92. CHH: well whaaaaaatever i mean it's your thingy you're right
  93. CNM: Hey, shut it, l☼ser.
  94. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] KICKED PUPPY FACE --
  95. CNM: ...
  96. CNM: I am N☼T fallin' f☼r that!
  97. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] >;( --
  98. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] turns away from this silliness --
  99. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] sliiiiides towards the entrance. --
  100. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] continues the face. --
  101. CPT: so, Tiarna, what's up?
  102. CNM: N☼ is n☼!!!!!!
  103. CHH: just... whatever dude.
  104. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] the face keeps happening. --
  105. CTS: Nozing much, Turzun.
  106. CRO: You... dont have a thing for him do you?
  107. CTS: You?
  108. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] linefaces so hard. --
  109. CPT: same, just picking up some snacks.
  110. CHH: who me what?
  111. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] le talking to tursun --
  112. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] le ignoring this --
  113. CTS: Cool.
  114. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] talks to cirrin offhandedly while still puppy facing at cucali. --
  115. CRO: come one hes just some loser
  116. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] rolls her eyes and pretends that it's all 0k as she pays for the soda. --
  117. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] awkward silence --
  118. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] that awkward --
  119. CPT: so, wanna hang out later?
  120. CHH: uh well i dunno about having a quote unquote thing for anyone but he's my bro and i gotta look out for my bros!
  121. CNM: He's a lame br☼ in my ☼pini☼n. Y☼u sh☼uld ditch him, S☼l.
  122. CHH: ditch?
  123. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] leans against a shelf --
  124. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] shrug at tursun. --
  125. CTS: Maybe.
  126. CHH: what's that mean?
  127. CPT: cool.
  128. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] turns to the rest --
  129. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] le smile --
  130. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] headtilts again. --
  131. CNM: C☼me ☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼n, S☼l! Y☼u kn☼w what I mean!
  132. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] turns to Tiarna --
  133. CRO: hey there
  134. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] peers into the store. --
  135. CPM: Wh@t's the b!g de@l!o here?
  136. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] :0 --
  137. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] notices creeper --
  138. CTS: Hi, Cirrin.
  139. CPT: hey.
  140. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] snaps a few pics really quickly. --
  141. CRO: you coming to this party?
  142. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] gets camera-flashed in the face. --
  143. CPT: damn, the paparazii are here.
  144. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] rolls her eyes and wait agh camera flash --
  145. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] blinks rapidly --
  146. CHH: woah woah wooooooaaaah what is going on
  147. CPM: P@p@r@z!!? Ple@se. ! @m the press. Huge d!fference there.
  148. CTS: I'd be up for it, yeah, if-
  149. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] oh lord that flash --
  150. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] waves about his polaroids. --
  151. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] grabs some of the polaroids --
  152. CNM: Wh☼ the hell is it this time!
  153. CHH: duuuuuuuuuuude whyyyyyyy?
  154. CRO: hey what are you doing?
  155. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] rubs her eyes after removing her glasses, then replaces them --
  156. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] reaches for his pics. --
  157. CPM: You moron, you're gonn@ fold them. G!ve them b@ck.
  158. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] le glare at Creephus --
  159. CPM: Th@t's cl@ss!f!ed, r!ght there.
  160. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] smiles politely back. --
  161. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] shakes head doggy style. --
  162. CPT: classified?
  163. CPT: it's of us.
  164. CPT: right here.
  165. CPM: Cl@ss!f!ed. @s !n, not for you.
  166. CRO: hey lets see these then?
  167. CNM: Ha ha! Hey, Cirrin! Let me see t☼☼!!!!!!
  168. CTS: Gee, Cep, if you're going to take picturez of uz, how in ze world iz it clazzified?
  169. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] hands half of them to Cucali --
  170. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] goes over to peek over Cirrin's shoulder --
  171. CPM: Oh, such !s the woe of de@l!ng w!th the obl!v!ous m@sses. Excuse me, m@'@m.
  172. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] FLAILING AROUND HERE GOTTA GET THOSE PICS. --
  173. CNM: Pfff, these are laaaaaaaame!
  174. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] holds them up high --
  175. CNM: Hey, Cirrin! Let's play keep-away!
  176. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] >;D --
  177. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] shakes his head --
  178. CPT: seriously?
  179. CHH: guuuuuuuuuuuys c'mon don't be mean.
  180. CNM: N☼t talkin' t☼ y☼u, Turdsun!
  181. CHH: so uncoooooooool.
  182. CRO: heh Turdsun
  183. CPM: L!sten to her @nd g!ve my d@mn p!ctures b@ck.
  184. CPT: i'm having ptsd flashbacks to kindergarten here.
  185. CNM: Iiiiii d☼n't think s☼!!
  186. CTS: Zeriouzly guyz. It'z juzt zome picturez. of uz.
  187. CTS: We know what we look like.
  188. CNM: ☼h, y☼u're hilari☼us Turdsun.
  189. CRO: come on were just having a little fun Solena
  190. CHH: Fun is nice and all, but bullying is another matter all together. Now stop.
  191. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] turdsun :| --
  192. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] makes for a snatch at the pictures Cirrin has --
  193. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] Stern look. --
  194. CNM: C'm☼n, Cirrin, gimmie th☼se pics! H☼w badly d☼ y☼u want these, Cephus-- hey!!!
  195. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] Yoink. --
  196. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] doesnt react --
  197. CRO: hey!
  198. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] keeps looking at cucali sternly, hands on her hips. --
  199. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] loses the pic --
  200. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] walks over to Cep, handing the picture(s) back --
  201. CNM: ... what!!!!!
  202. CTS: Here you go.
  203. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] smooths them out and smiles. --
  204. CPM: ... @t le@st /someone/ h@s m@nners here.
  205. CNM: Bluh bluh bluh, y☼u big babies!!!!
  206. CNM: What's wr☼ng with havin' a little fun? >;(
  207. CPT: if i show up in the paper with a wolfman head though, we'll have words.
  208. CTS: Hey, Zolena waz trying to get zem back too, Cep.
  209. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] >:T --
  210. CTS: Zank her too.
  211. CPT: sol, ti, you're the sane ones.
  212. CPM: ... th@nks to you too, then, ! guess. Hey, sm!le!
  213. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] MORE PICTURES YAY. --
  214. CPT: cucali, anyone who says "turdsun" as a serious insult has no business complaining about "babies"
  215. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] loses her composure as FLASH TO THE FACE LISDKFS --
  216. CNM: Fuck y☼u, Turdsun.
  217. CHH: GAH!
  218. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] WTF FLASH --
  219. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] WAIT MORE FLASH WHY. --
  220. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] asdiogbreubvlvfdjakvjfak oh god flashes --
  221. CPM: H@ h@ h@!
  222. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] blinks rapidly. --
  223. CPM: Th@nk you very much!
  224. CTS: Augh.
  225. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] removes her glasses --
  226. -- CURRENT peripateticMeddler [CPM] runs off into the night! Poof! --
  227. CTS: Cep!
  228. CPM ceased responding to memo.
  229. CHH: that was...
  230. CHH: um.
  231. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] mutters under her breath --
  232. CPT: that was cephus.
  233. CTS: Painful? To everyone'z eyez?
  234. CPT: that too.
  235. CNM: I am g☼ing t☼ punch that twerp the next chance I get.
  236. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] gives her eyes a good rub --
  237. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] rubs eyes --
  238. CPT: who uses a flash in a well-lit room?
  239. CTS: Cep.
  240. CRO: thats what you get for helping out weirdos
  241. CTS: Oh c'mon Cirrin.
  242. CNM: Y☼u kn☼w what, I WAS g☼nna invite y☼u Tiarna, but f☼rget it!
  243. CNM: Y☼u're just as lame as Turdsun here.
  244. CTS: Excuze me?
  245. CPT: don't worry, that just means we're awesome.
  246. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] offers a brofist --
  247. CTS: I tried to help him, zo I'M lame?
  248. CTS: Iz Zolena lame too? Zhe waz trying to get ze picturez back too.
  249. CNM: Pffft! S☼l's s☼mewhat c☼☼l at least!
  250. CRO: hey. shes Solena
  251. CNM: Y☼u guys are just l☼sers.
  252. CNM: I mean, a Frenchie and a retarded kung-fu kid?
  253. CNM: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!
  254. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] :| --
  255. CTS: Dizcrimination becauze of eznicity.
  256. CTS: Real cool on your part.
  257. CNM: I kn☼w y☼u're jeal☼us, Tiarna. N☼ need t☼ sh☼w it th☼ugh!
  258. CPT: tiarna, she's an idiot. just let her be stupid by herself.
  259. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] comes back to reality after zoning out. --
  260. CHH: woah where am i????
  261. CHH: oh.
  262. CRO: you alright Solena?
  263. CHH: nevermind i'm good.
  264. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] frowns, folding her arms across her stomach --
  265. CHH: i was thinking about the skate park!
  266. CHH: lu's painting it as a community service dealy and it sure is looking suuuuuh-weet.
  267. CNM: ☼☼☼☼h, h☼w mature ☼f y☼u Turdsun!
  268. CHH: for someone not from here he sure does like helping the comunidad.
  269. CHH: ahem, comunity.
  270. CRO: Lunaro?
  271. CNM: ... Huh? Lunar☼?
  272. CHH: yeah who else?
  273. CNM: ☼h man, that's right! Hey, S☼l, y☼u g☼tta invite him ☼ver t☼☼!
  274. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] :0 --
  275. CTS: Yeah, Lunaro zeemz pretty nice. To be honezt, I haven't zpoken to him.
  276. CHH: um okay
  277. CPT: so it's fine for him to be french.
  278. CNM: Um, he's actually c☼☼l, ☼kay!
  279. CHH: he's not french
  280. CRO: dont get what see what every sees in him
  281. CNM: Unlike y☼u laaaaaaaaame l☼sers!
  282. CHH: hes from like romania or something i think.
  283. CPT: oh.
  284. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] leans back and folds his arms, totally not jelly --
  285. CNM: C☼me ☼n, Cirrin!! He's s☼☼☼☼☼ dreamy!!!
  286. CPT: guess i was misinformed.
  287. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] linefaces --
  288. CHH: dreamy what?
  289. CNM: What! D☼n't y☼u think he is?
  290. CHH: well whatevs i guess if he's like... your type.
  291. CRO: yeah just cause a guy talks funny...
  292. CNM: That accent. That hair. Th☼se dreeeeeeeamy eyes!
  293. CHH: meh.
  294. CNM: C☼me ☼n, S☼l!!!! D☼n't y☼u think s☼??
  295. CHH: i think he has his quote unquote dreamy eyes elsewhere, hun.
  296. CHH: just sayin.
  297. CNM: What?? Where??
  298. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] >;| --
  299. CHH: some quiet chick who's name i forget,
  300. CTS: Quiet chick?
  301. CHH: she's in the gardening club with him or somethin' i dunno.
  302. CTS: Huh...
  303. CNM: Ugh!!!! H☼w dare she!
  304. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] grins --
  305. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] laughs --
  306. CNM: It's n☼t funny!!!!!!!!
  307. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] kung-facepalm --
  308. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] smirks --
  309. CNM: Y☼u g☼tta get him t☼ my party, S☼l! I'm sure I'll be able t☼ change his mind!
  310. CHH: but yeah i mean he's not my type so it's not my problem.
  311. CHH: i'll get him there, sure!
  312. CTS: Good luck, Cucali.
  313. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] meant that honestly --
  314. CNM: Aaaaaawes☼me~!
  315. CHH: he's pretty smitten though so good luck, heheh.
  316. CNM: ☼h please, I d☼n't need luck.
  317. CNM: I'm t☼☼ awes☼me f☼r it.
  318. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] snrrk --
  319. CNM: Hey! What are y☼u laughin' at?
  320. CPT: nothing.
  321. CNM: Really? Because that s☼unded like s☼methin'!
  322. CRO: laughing at nothing like retard?
  323. CNM: Yeah, y☼u sh☼uld get that brain checked ☼ut. Must've br☼ken s☼methin' fr☼m smashin' all th☼se b☼ards against y☼ur head!
  324. CPT: well, you would know.
  325. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] slightly frowns, but doesnt comment, instead turning to Cirrin, talking sort of low to him --
  326. CTS: I wizh Turzun wouldn't do zingz like zat.
  327. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] looks at Tiarna --
  328. CNM: ☼h, wah wah wah. I'm s☼ hurt by y☼ur brilliant and scaldin' c☼meback!
  329. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] le sigh --
  330. CRO: obviously, he's got way too big an ego for his own good
  331. CTS: Zometimez.
  332. CTS: well..
  333. CTS: Mozt of ze time.
  334. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] smirks. --
  335. CRO: someone should learn him a lesson...
  336. CTS: Learn him a lezzon/
  337. CURRENT intelligentInsight [CII] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  338. -- CURRENT intelligentInsight [CII] casually walks in, looking around. --
  339. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] smiles a bit --
  340. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] tries not to squee and goes up to him all casual-like. --
  341. CHH: luuuuu wassup maaaaan?
  342. CNM: ☼h, Lunar☼! Fancy meetin' y☼u here!
  343. CRO: oh its not important
  344. CII: Hello zere you tvo! Nice to be zeeing you az well!
  345. CNM: S☼☼☼☼☼☼☼, like. I'm havin' this party, Lunar☼, and like... I was w☼nderin' if y☼u'd like t☼ c☼me!!!!
  346. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] ;D --
  347. CHH: dude yeeeesss you should totally come!
  348. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] glares at Lunaro slightly --
  349. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] waves to Lunaro --
  350. CII: A um... Party?
  351. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] waves --
  352. CNM: Yup!
  353. CNM: At my h☼use!!!
  354. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] spots the glare, whispering to Cirrin --
  355. CII: Zure I can come! May I be bringing a friend, yez?
  356. CTS: Not jealouz, are you?
  357. CNM: ☼h, but ☼f c☼urse, Lu!
  358. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] talks quietly --
  359. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] is all smiles and sunshines. --
  360. CII: Yay!
  361. CRO: of that guy? no way
  362. CRO: pfft
  363. CHH: heheh, you bringing your little chick there luuuuu?
  364. CNM: I just kn☼w that this will be the BEST party ever!!!!!
  365. CTS: Zuuuuuuuure.
  366. -- CURRENT intelligentInsight [CII] blushes a little. --
  367. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] smirks a bit --
  368. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] glances back at Sol and scowls a little. --
  369. CRO: hey if you still want to come to this party I could totally talk Cucali around
  370. CTS: Fine fine...
  371. CII: Um, maybe, yez. Only if zhe vantz to be coming viz me zough.
  372. CTS: I'd appreciate it, Cir.
  373. CHH: d'aaaaww.
  374. CRO: ain't nothing
  375. CRO: so do you too know each other coming from europe?
  376. CTS: No.
  377. CTS: He'z not from France
  378. CNM: Oh, who is "she?"
  379. CNM: Your friend, I mean!
  380. CTS: Zomeplace more wezt in Europe, probably?
  381. CII: Her name iz Elizan! Zhe iz very nice to me zince I have been here!
  382. CRO: oh sure. guess it's a big county
  383. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] wait what --
  384. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] shakes head and grabs his snacks --
  385. CTS: Europe iz a continent.
  386. CNM: Oooooh. I see.
  387. CNM: I... guess she can come too, if she'd like!
  388. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] is still smiling but her smile's shrunk down a bit. --
  389. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks's [CHH'S] cell rings, she answers, and quickly holds it away from her face as a woman's screaming voice is heard/ --
  390. CHH: oh ow
  391. CHH: right in my ear
  392. CRO: oh right I see
  393. CTS: Woah Zol... Angry parentz?
  394. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] nods his head slowly --
  395. CNM: ... what's wrong?
  396. CHH: anyways gotta jet guys mom's hella mad.
  397. CNM: Pfff, who cares about parents!
  398. CPT: later, sol,
  399. CTS: Good Luck Zol
  400. CNM: But whatever, go!
  401. CRO: see you later Solena!
  402. CHH: she gets a little insufferable if i don't obey her,
  403. CHH: so laters dudes!
  404. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] waves to sol --
  405. -- CURRENT hinderingHijinks [CHH] runs out of the store and hops on her skateboard. --
  406. CHH ceased responding to memo.
  407. CNM: Oh, so! Lunaro! I heard you like gardening?
  408. CII: Indeed, mizz! I very much do!
  409. CNM: That's funny! So do I!
  410. CII: I have quite ze garden back at my home!
  411. CII: Oh really?
  412. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] raises an eyebrow --
  413. CNM: It must be beautiful, then!
  414. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] rolls eyes --
  415. CNM: Maybe you can show it to me sometime!
  416. CII: Vhat zortz of plantz?
  417. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] whispers to Cirrin --
  418. CII: Have you created any interezting crozzbreedz???
  419. CTS: Zhe.... doezn't really have an interezt in gardening, doez zhe?
  420. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] shakes his head --
  421. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] shakes his head and laughs very very quietly --
  422. CRO: no
  423. CNM: I... am not really familiar since I just started like this summer. Buuuut... I do love roses!
  424. CII: I find expiermenting wiz different compozitionz and zuch to be fazcinating!
  425. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] smiles --
  426. CTS: No, no I didn't zink zo.
  427. CII: Oh, what color of rozez?
  428. CNM: And growin' vegetables. I like to eat organic!
  429. CTS: We'll zee how ziz endz.
  430. CNM: Purple, white, red, yellow. All types!
  431. CRO: that chumps totatlly buying it
  432. CNM: I love colorful things!
  433. CII: Zat iz nice! Zough I prefer meat myzelf.
  434. CII: ...
  435. CII: Yellov?
  436. CNM: Um, yeah! Yellow!
  437. CII: Zat iz new! Hov did you manage zat?
  438. CNM: Oh, no, it's totally nothin'!
  439. CNM: My parents are kinda rich, so they bought me these new seeds an' all.
  440. -- CURRENT intelligentInsight [CII] tilts head. --
  441. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] snrrrrk --
  442. CII: I have never heard of zuch a zing az yellov rozez myzelf. You vill have to zhov me zometime!
  443. CNM: I definitely will!
  444. CII: Excellent! I cannot vait!
  445. CII: Oh, ziz party iz at your rezidence, no?
  446. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] OH GOD WHAT IS AIR --
  447. CNM: Um, yes! Yes, it is!
  448. CII: You can zhov me your entire garden!
  449. CNM: Oh, sure, sure!
  450. -- CURRENT intelligentInsight [CII] EXCITED FACE --
  451. CNM: But... um...
  452. CNM: I... kind of forgot if it was in my summer home or in my home here!
  453. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] assumes THOUGHTFUL POSE. --
  454. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] can barely keep his lulz quiet --
  455. CTS: Zhe might juzt zave herzelf.
  456. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] totally still whispering to cirrin yup --
  457. CNM: My family kind of has lots of houses all over.
  458. CNM: Kind of hard to keep track!
  459. CII: Zummer home?
  460. CNM: Yup! It's in Costa Rica!
  461. CII: Vell, I zuppoze zat makez zince.
  462. CII: It iz too bad, I vould have loved to zee zem.
  463. CII: I azzume you have picturez zough, no?
  464. CNM: Oh, yeah!
  465. CNM: Yeah, I do!
  466. CII: Fantaztic! Zen you can ztill zhov me!
  467. CNM: I'm... lookin' forward to it!
  468. CII: Az am I!
  469. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] doesn't say anything, the atmosphere is too tense --
  470. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] nervously smiling a little now oh boy oh geez. --
  471. CII: I am zure Elizan vill be interezted az vell, vhen I tell her!
  472. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] PFFFFFFFFFT --
  473. CNM: Elizan. Riiiiiiight.
  474. CII: Maybe you can join ze gardening club!
  475. CNM: You know what, that's a great idea! I think I will!
  476. CII: Fantaztic!
  477. CNM: So, uh. You gettin' some snacks or somethin', Lu?
  478. -- CURRENT intelligentInsight [CII] bounces on his feet a little bit. --
  479. CII: Ah, yez! I muzt buy zome of ze fertilizer!
  480. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] stiffles a laugh --
  481. CII: I vill do zat nov!
  482. -- CURRENT pimeTaradox [CPT] pays for his snack --
  483. CII: Zee uou zhortly!
  484. CII: *you
  485. CNM: See you, Lu~!
  486. CTS: Zee you, Lunaro.
  487. CPT: later.
  488. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] waves and glares at Cirrin, lightly punching him on the arm. --
  489. CTS: Zo, Cucali.
  490. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] pretends to look hurt --
  491. CTS: I didn't know you had a garden.
  492. CRO: i just laughing because he said he was going to buy fertilizer
  493. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] rolls her eyes at Tiarna. --
  494. CPT: he doesn't need it, you were spewing enough bullshit there to supply a farm.
  495. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] smiles --
  496. CNM: Hey! Shut up, Kairos, or I'll shut you up!
  497. CNM: And I totally have a garden!
  498. CTS: Really?
  499. CTS: Cool!
  500. -- CURRENT thetealSpy [CTS] more honesty --
  501. CRO: yeah shut it tursun
  502. CNM: Yeah, and I bet it's bigger and cooler than any of yours!
  503. CPT: you don't know?
  504. CTS: Im zure, it'z not like i have a garden.
  505. CNM: Don't know what?
  506. CPT: never mind, just...
  507. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] rolls her eyes again. --
  508. CNM: Whatever. Let's blow this place, Cirrin.
  509. CRO: alright lets mossy
  510. CTS: Bye. Cucali.
  511. CRO: or mosey even
  512. CTS: Cya Cirrin.
  513. CNM: Smell ya later, losers!
  514. CPT: later, guys.
  515. -- CURRENT nitroMerc [CNM] snnnrks and struts out. --
  516. CNM ceased responding to memo.
  517. -- CURRENT recreantOctopus [CRO] winks at Tiarna and hussles out --
  518. CPT: well, i should get going too.
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