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- 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,933
- THE EARTH
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- 00:01:17,057 --> 00:01:19,167
- THE NEOPLEISTOCEEN AGE ...
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- 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,730
- NEAR MANCHESTER
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- 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,142
- AROUND EAT TIME
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- 00:03:47,446 --> 00:03:49,844
- SOME TIMES LATER ...
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- 00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:28,721
- Almost, Hognob. Somewhat further.
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- 00:04:30.010 --> 00:04:34.578
- Do your best. We can do it.
- 8
- 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,147
- Another small piece, Hognob.
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- 00:04:41.057 --> 00:04:43.094
- I can join.
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- 00:04:48,647 --> 00:04:49,978
- Got you.
- 11
- 00:04:53,339 --> 00:04:54,728
- Still have it.
- 12
- 00:05:03.173 --> 00:05:08.795
- No, Hognob. Enough.
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- 00:05:11,926 --> 00:05:15,383
- Mum.
- Come on, Hognob, we wake up Bobnar.
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- 00:05:16,104 --> 00:05:17,209
- Chief?
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- 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:23,626
- Chief?
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- 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:28,649
- Are you awake, Chief?
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- 00:05:31,251 --> 00:05:33,697
- Chief. Time to go hunting.
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- 00:05:33,698 --> 00:05:36,306
- Quite early, do not you, Dug?
- - But, Chief ...
- 19
- 00:05:36.484 --> 00:05:38.104
- we are always early.
- 20
- 00:05:41.052 --> 00:05:43.905
- Come on, everybody, wake up.
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- 00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:46,982
- Quality over Quantity (QoQ) Releases
- Early Man (2018)
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- 00:05:46,983 --> 00:05:48,951
- Translation: NoBrainer, Mandy & TDK
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- 00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:03,461
- Tomorrow, everybody.
- - Tomorrow, Chief.
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- 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,471
- Frisk this morning.
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- 00:06:13,866 --> 00:06:15,917
- Wait a minute, Chief.
- 26
- 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:18,773
- Chief.
- 27
- 00:06:18,854 --> 00:06:22,377
- I've been thinking.
- Are we always hunting rabbits?
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- 00:06:22,378 --> 00:06:25,362
- And they are still tasty too.
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- 00:06:25,363 --> 00:06:31,153
- Yes, but can not we hunt for something bigger?
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- 00:06:31.154 --> 00:06:36.583
- Like a hare?
- - Like a buffalo. Or a mammoth.
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- 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:44,178
- You want us to go hunting
- on a five-ton, bone-breaking mammoth?
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- 00:06:44,587 --> 00:06:46,369
- Yes, why not?
- 33
- 00:06:47.561 --> 00:06:49.906
- I think we can, Chief.
- 34
- 00:06:50,257 --> 00:06:53,105
- Dug, look at our forefathers.
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- 00:06:53,177 --> 00:06:59,200
- They did not hunt big things either, did they?
- They hunted small round creatures.
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- 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,474
- Or something.
- 37
- 00:07:02,654 --> 00:07:04,784
- What are they?
- 38
- 00:07:04,785 --> 00:07:08,023
- No idea.
- They probably could not sign rabbits.
- 39
- 00:07:16.863 --> 00:07:19.023
- Wait. Chief.
- 40
- 00:07:19,762 --> 00:07:21,572
- About that with that mammoth ...
- 41
- 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:26,766
- Listen, I'll keep it in mind. good?
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- 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:32,677
- Come on, Dug.
- Okay, collect all.
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- 00:07:33,418 --> 00:07:34,722
- Grab a spear.
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- 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,441
- It is pointy.
- 45
- 00:07:37,442 --> 00:07:41,146
- Treebor, hurry up.
- - Mom.
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- 00:07:41.147 --> 00:07:42,984
- Tomorrow, Barry.
- - Tomorrow, Dug.
- 47
- 00:07:42,985 --> 00:07:47,306
- Will Mr. Rock go hunting today?
- - He would not want to miss it for no gold.
- 48
- 00:07:47,337 --> 00:07:52,663
- Tomorrow, Asbo. Underwear changed?
- - Yes, Chief, along with Thongo. The champion.
- 49
- 00:07:53,778 --> 00:07:55,543
- Chief?
- - Yes, Gravelle?
- 50
- 00:07:56,096 --> 00:08:01,345
- When I raise my arm, it hurts.
- - Do not do that then.
- 51
- 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:04,759
- Grubup, do not eat, that's Eemak.
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- 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:12,182
- Exactly. Good...
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- 00:08:12,489 --> 00:08:15,652
- Head down, all.
- - Thank you, Dug.
- 54
- 00:08:21,738 --> 00:08:25,071
- We thank our valley, our home ...
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- 00:08:25,179 --> 00:08:30,939
- this valuable land that sustains us
- and offers protection against the Badlands.
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- 00:08:31,538 --> 00:08:36,249
- That we can live in peace,
- in harmonious balance with our forest ...
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- 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:39,207
- and all the animals that we share it with.
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- 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,871
- Okay, let's kill something.
- 59
- 00:09:34,739 --> 00:09:36,021
- A rabbit.
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- 00:09:39,263 --> 00:09:41,901
- Very well.
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- 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:46,102
- I got him.
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- 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,322
- He's coming, Eemak
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- 00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:59,058
- Nice try.
- - The surprise attack.
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- 00:10:01.316 --> 00:10:02.516
- Right, Chief.
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- 00:10:03.297 --> 00:10:04,600
- I got him.
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- 00:10:07,186 --> 00:10:08,350
- Nope.
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- 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10.664
- Crazy. Champion.
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- 00:10:17,061 --> 00:10:18,624
- I'll take him, Gravelle.
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- 00:10:24,622 --> 00:10:27,532
- Let me out. I'm stuck.
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- 00:10:34,754 --> 00:10:36,822
- Well done, Mr. Rock.
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- 00:10:38.303 --> 00:10:42.613
- Well done, everyone.
- Rabbit surprise tonight.
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- 00:10:56,766 --> 00:11:01,322
- See, Dug?
- We hunt rabbits and everything is good.
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- 00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:07,049
- The thing with rabbits is, Chief ...
- They are rather small.
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- 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:09,629
- Dug, look at us.
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- 00:11:10.825 --> 00:11:13.985
- Do you really think we do
- can catch a mammoth?
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- 00:11:13,986 --> 00:11:15,585
- Good footwork, Mr. Rock.
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- 00:11:15.836 --> 00:11:17.386
- We?
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- You have practiced.
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- 00:11:32,603?? --> 00:11:34,194
- All quiet.
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- 00:12:12.229 --> 00:12:14.784
- The rabbits fight back.
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- 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:18,698
- These are not rabbits.
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- 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:21,278
- Attack.
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- 00:12:53,387 --> 00:12:54,905
- Mr. Rock.
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- To the Badlands.
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- 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:07,652
- The valley out?
- - Get out.
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- 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:10,530
- Hognob.
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- 00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:21,771
- Where is Dug? Have you seen Dug?
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- 00:13:25,028 --> 00:13:27,203
- Go ahead.
- - Thanks, Chief.
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- 00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:30,410
- Dug.
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- 00:14:09,911 --> 00:14:12,074
- Excellent.
- 91
- 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:20,133
- Secure the valley and dig it up.
- 92
- 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,672
- What about, Mr. Nooth?
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- 00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:31,039
- Dumb cup. Dig up the ore.
- The metal that is in the ground.
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- 00:14:32.241 --> 00:14:35.880
- The ore in the ground.
- 95
- 00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:44,292
- And the primitives?
- - Let them creep in the Badlands.
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- 00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:47,214
- They have not performed anything
- with their tiny flints ...
- 97
- 00:14:47.215 --> 00:14:49.521
- You have chosen the wrong strain.
- 98
- 00:14:49.522 --> 00:14:55.386
- I am so afraid of your stones.
- The Stone Age is over, dino.
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- 00:14:56,427 --> 00:14:59,275
- Long live the Bronze Age.
- 100
- 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:16,760
- Okay, we're going.
- - Good, Mr. Nooth.
- 101
- 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,945
- I am late for my massage.
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- 00:16:36.490 --> 00:16:38.557
- Hey, get out.
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- 00:16:50,394 --> 00:16:56,027
- Multifunctional pocket swords.
- Also handy for opening bottles.
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- 00:16:56,323 --> 00:17:01.475
- Sliced ??bread. This is the best since ever.
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- 00:17:12.028 --> 00:17:13.704
- Stay away from the bronze.
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- 00:17:13.705 --> 00:17:18.040
- The what?
- - The bronze. Do you sometimes come from the Stone Age?
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- CLOSED
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- 00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:48,599
- 50 schnookels.
- 109
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- Voluntary contribution, everyone has to pay.
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- 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:57,021
- It has become more expensive again.
- - 50 schnookels. Voluntary contribution.
- 111
- 00:17:57,022 --> 00:17:59,719
- She did not voluntarily contribute.
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- 00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:01,494
- Stop her.
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- 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,785
- Stop her.
- 114
- 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,539
- Hey.
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- 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:56,492
- I really would not want to be there.
- 116
- 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:07,870
- Hügelgraber, do you sometimes not see well?
- The arena is this way.
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- 00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:14,889
- Your sissies are being slaughtered.
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- 00:19:17.783 --> 00:19:18.800
- Walk.
- 119
- 00:19:36,764 --> 00:19:42,690
- All up for our powerful leader:
- Mr. Nooth.
- 120
- 00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:48,712
- Who challenges the champions?
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- 00:19:48,713 --> 00:19:53,938
- We challenge them.
- - We accept the challenge.
- 122
- 00:19:56.559 --> 00:19:58.938
- The time has arrived.
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- 00:20:01.006 --> 00:20:04,616
- Let the holy game begin.
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- 00:20:14.704 --> 00:20:18.305
- See here for you: Real Bronzio ...
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- 00:20:18.520 --> 00:20:21.134
- with their leader Jurgend.
- 126
- 00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:25,743
- The official for today: referee Dino.
- 127
- 00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:32,765
- In the name of Queen Oofeefa
- we thank you for the great game.
- 128
- 00:20:38,009 --> 00:20:40,676
- Playing football.
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- 00:20:43.240 --> 00:20:46.50
- While I count my schnokels.
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- 00:20:58,867 --> 00:21:02,722
- Hügelgraber, what are you doing?
- Go on goal.
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- 00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:06,241
- What's with Hügelgraber? Come on.
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- 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,469
- Pick up.
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- 00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,468
- To me.
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- 00:21:17.689 --> 00:21:20.002
- Release.
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- 00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:23,835
- Free kick.
- 136
- 00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:29,489
- Hügelgraber, just join.
- 137
- 00:21:51,336 --> 00:21:53,457
- Just kick.
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- 00:22:15,389 --> 00:22:19,578
- What are you doing, Hügelgraber?
- You make your own goal.
- 139
- 00:22:21,489 --> 00:22:23,354
- He is not me.
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- 00:22:32,988 --> 00:22:37,597
- A caveman?
- 141
- 00:22:37.835 --> 00:22:41.184
- Who plays the holy game? Bring him here.
- 142
- 00:22:43,324 --> 00:22:45,090
- How dare you...
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- 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:51,613
- How dare you go
- on our holy ground.
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- 00:22:54,134 --> 00:22:57,968
- You have taken our land. Our home.
- 145
- 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:03,784
- Which? Say, Stone Age Animal,
- you have no home.
- 146
- 00:23:04,018 --> 00:23:06,837
- It's done with your kind.
- 147
- 00:23:07,725 --> 00:23:10,549
- Take him and kill him, slowly.
- 148
- 00:23:16,018 --> 00:23:20,929
- I mean, take him normally
- and then slowly kill him. Idiots.
- 149
- 00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:22,912
- Continue with the game.
- 150
- 00:23:24,906 --> 00:23:27,927
- We challenge the champions.
- 151
- 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,985
- Wait.
- 152
- 00:23:42.139 --> 00:23:45.36
- We challenge the champions.
- 153
- 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:49,322
- What did you say?
- 154
- 00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:52,967
- He said, "We are ...".
- - I heard him.
- 155
- 00:23:53,414 --> 00:23:59,284
- If we win, we will keep our valley.
- You leave my tribe alone.
- 156
- 00:24:00,697 --> 00:24:06,121
- You think you can beat us with football?
- 157
- 00:24:14,116 --> 00:24:17,947
- A match between Bronze and the beasts?
- 158
- 00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:22,679
- What an idea.
- - Sacrilege, leader.
- 159
- 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,389
- Yes indeed.
- 160
- 00:24:24,390 --> 00:24:27,963
- The mass would be such a vulgar spectacle
- love it.
- 161
- 00:24:32.589 --> 00:24:34.110
- For real?
- 162
- 00:24:34.703 --> 00:24:37.727
- For the valley, huh?
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- 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,661
- Dug.
- - It's Dug.
- 164
- 00:25:10.418 --> 00:25:13.627
- What does he have for fruit?
- 165
- 00:25:14.874 --> 00:25:17.955
- Football? What is that?
- 166
- 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:22,964
- And how do we get our valley back?
- - It's a great game, Chief.
- 167
- 00:25:23.509 --> 00:25:27.740
- The leader of the Bronze people says,
- that if we win this game from them ...
- 168
- 00:25:27,889 --> 00:25:31,082
- Nice and short pants, say.
- - Mom.
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- 00:25:31.083 --> 00:25:34.191
- ... we get our valley back.
- - We want that.
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- 00:25:34,714 --> 00:25:36,548
- And if we do not beat them?
- 171
- 00:25:37.303 --> 00:25:43.062
- Then we spend the rest of our lives
- working in a mine.
- 172
- 00:25:47.297 --> 00:25:48.537
- What is a mine?
- 173
- 00:25:48.538 --> 00:25:52.452
- Dug, we've never played this game before.
- 174
- 00:25:52,453 --> 00:25:56,639
- That's right. Someday.
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- 00:25:57.401 --> 00:26:00.074
- Those petroglyphs in our valley ...
- 176
- 00:26:00,075 --> 00:26:04,363
- are from our ancestors playing football.
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- 00:26:12.662 --> 00:26:14.935
- Champion.
- - If they did ...
- 178
- 00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:17,558
- why do not we?
- 179
- 00:26:20,891 --> 00:26:26,954
- I always smell of flickering memories.
- - This does not change anything, Dug. It is too risky.
- 180
- 00:26:26,955 --> 00:26:29,257
- Come on, Chief. We can do it.
- 181
- 00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:33,822
- I want to play soccer. Now.
- 182
- 00:26:33,823 --> 00:26:36,751
- Listen, we're not going ... No.
- 183
- 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,174
- Okay, do not worry about us.
- 184
- 00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:47,542
- It will be fine with us.
- We just die painfully in the Badlands.
- 185
- 00:26:49.158 --> 00:26:53,996
- Now, Chief. Please give us a chance.
- 186
- 00:26:59,283 --> 00:27:05,329
- All right then. We're going to try that football thing.
- 187
- 00:27:09,803 --> 00:27:13,783
- I promise nothing.
- - The match is played at full moon.
- 188
- 00:27:15.488 --> 00:27:21.017
- And then we can go back to the valley.
- - Fat.
- 189
- 00:27:38.527 --> 00:27:43.575
- All right, draw up. They are yours, Dug.
- - Thanks, Chief.
- 190
- 00:27:44.006 --> 00:27:45.44
- Good.
- 191
- 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:50,873
- Are boars allowed to play football?
- 192
- 00:27:51,322 --> 00:27:54,681
- No, I do not think so. Sorry, Hognob.
- 193
- 00:27:58,892 --> 00:28:01,381
- This is a football.
- 194
- 00:28:02,092 --> 00:28:05,983
- One side tries the ball
- Kicking this goal ...
- 195
- 00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:12,137
- and the other side tries the ball
- to kick in that goal.
- 196
- 00:28:13,654 --> 00:28:15,526
- Football sounds difficult.
- 197
- 00:28:15.527 --> 00:28:18.191
- What is happening
- if you shot the ball in it?
- 198
- 00:28:18,1992 --> 00:28:22,276
- If you do that,
- the other men will hug you and kiss you.
- 199
- 00:28:25.154 --> 00:28:27.777
- Who wants to try?
- - I do.
- 200
- 00:28:28.122 --> 00:28:32.202
- Mom.
- - Good, Magma. Fine.
- 201
- 00:28:33,729 --> 00:28:38,488
- I'm trying to catch a ball
- and you have to stop me, okay?
- 202
- 00:28:41.295 --> 00:28:42.400
- Come on.
- 203
- 00:28:44,236 --> 00:28:45,526
- Beautiful.
- 204
- 00:28:45.988 --> 00:28:48.521
- Tight action, Mom.
- - Football is great.
- 205
- 00:28:48.522 --> 00:28:53,349
- That can not be right.
- You can not hit other players.
- 206
- 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:55,991
- No, you have to attack the ball.
- 207
- 00:28:58,140 --> 00:29:00,801
- No, no weapons.
- 208
- 00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:04,028
- With the fist?
- - No not at all.
- 209
- 00:29:04,222 --> 00:29:05,951
- What's fun about that?
- 210
- 00:29:20,022 --> 00:29:21,451
- Okay, Thongo.
- 211
- 00:29:28,678 --> 00:29:31,928
- Nice try. Next one.
- 212
- 00:29:34.220 --> 00:29:35,384
- Hognob.
- 213
- 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,304
- Do your best, Asbo.
- 214
- 00:30:00,538 --> 00:30:04,579
- Sorry, can we return our ball?
- 215
- 00:30:11,035 --> 00:30:12,453
- Trust me, Dino.
- 216
- 00:30:12,476 --> 00:30:17,556
- This football match between
- the Stone Age and the Bronze World is perfect.
- 217
- 00:30:17.771 --> 00:30:21.450
- I love it.
- - From football.
- 218
- 00:30:22,306 --> 00:30:25,341
- No, from bronze.
- 219
- 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:30,772
- It is so cold, hard and smooth.
- 220
- 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:40,925
- With this competition I am going to earn a lot of it.
- - What if the queen discovers it?
- 221
- 00:30:40,949 --> 00:30:46,256
- That old pie?
- She does not know what is happening here, fortunately.
- 222
- 00:30:50,1993 --> 00:30:54.94
- Deliver message.
- - Your Football, a message bird.
- 223
- 00:30:58,914 --> 00:31:01,552
- Come, make sure it's ...
- 224
- 00:31:06,714 --> 00:31:11,553
- Hey? How do you use such a message bird?
- 225
- 00:31:11,672 --> 00:31:13,227
- It is the queen.
- 226
- 00:31:14.905 --> 00:31:18.827
- Speak in his ear, ma'am.
- He does everything he hears.
- 227
- 00:31:19,948 --> 00:31:24,396
- But if I do not even know if I can ...
- Test, test.
- 228
- 00:31:24,802 --> 00:31:28,466
- Nooth?
- - Maybe she heard about the match.
- 229
- 00:31:28,493 --> 00:31:32,637
- Of course not.
- - I heard about the match.
- 230
- 00:31:32,948 --> 00:31:37,518
- You organize a football match
- wanted a couple?
- 231
- 00:31:38,156 --> 00:31:42,246
- Idiot. Imagine that we lose.
- - That does not happen.
- 232
- 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:45,814
- I said: imagine. Exactly.
- 233
- 00:31:45.3737 --> 00:31:51.005
- The mighty Bronze Age brought to its knees
- by a bunch of cavemen.
- 234
- 00:31:51,414 --> 00:31:56,455
- I warn you, Nooth.
- You better not lose.
- 235
- 00:31:59,159 --> 00:32:01,337
- End of message.
- 236
- 00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:11,219
- Silly old witch.
- How dare she speak to me like that?
- 237
- 00:32:11.242 --> 00:32:16.690
- Silly old witch.
- How dare she speak to me like that?
- 238
- 00:32:16.714 --> 00:32:18.385
- Deliver message.
- 239
- 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:27,321
- Guards, get that bird back.
- What does the queen know?
- 240
- 00:32:27,444 --> 00:32:31,661
- The cavemen are pummels. My players are ...
- - Overpaid?
- 241
- 00:32:31,876 --> 00:32:35,836
- Champions.
- - Oh yes, champions.
- 242
- 00:32:35,859 --> 00:32:39,987
- They think, sleep and eat football.
- 243
- 00:32:40,685 --> 00:32:44,226
- I do not think the cavemen do that.
- 244
- 00:32:45,283 --> 00:32:47,845
- Get up, time to start training.
- 245
- 00:32:50,967 --> 00:32:54,239
- To him, to her, to me.
- - I'm free.
- 246
- 00:33:01.006 --> 00:33:02.566
- No, not like that.
- 247
- 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:08,288
- With 'free kick' I meant the ball.
- - Sorry, Dug.
- 248
- 00:33:08.502 --> 00:33:10.614
- Hognob, no.
- 249
- 00:33:14,249 --> 00:33:18,530
- Barry, where are you going? Do not go away.
- - Football is difficult.
- 250
- 00:33:18.553 --> 00:33:21,353
- Dug, my toe is doing very well.
- 251
- 00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:27,298
- Quietly, Magma.
- - Grubup, let go. I told you...
- 252
- 00:33:29,330 --> 00:33:30,970
- This is the only one we have.
- 253
- 00:33:31,683 --> 00:33:36,315
- Come on everybody. We must be able to do this.
- Do not sit down.
- 254
- 00:33:36,339 --> 00:33:40,827
- Grubup does not like football.
- Grubup gets hungry.
- 255
- 00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:42,890
- Eemak, keep it inside.
- 256
- 00:33:47.291 --> 00:33:50.452
- Food. Jammie.
- 257
- 00:34:14.566 --> 00:34:17,151
- A D.
- 258
- 00:34:18,464 --> 00:34:20,895
- No, duck.
- 259
- 00:34:22,624 --> 00:34:27,600
- Look, a big man-eating wild duck.
- Flight.
- 260
- 00:35:05.541 --> 00:35:10.096
- You have not eaten your original soup.
- - I have no appetite.
- 261
- 00:35:22,224 --> 00:35:27,063
- Dug, give up football,
- for their own good.
- 262
- 00:35:27.185 --> 00:35:29.667
- They just can not.
- 263
- 00:35:29,785 --> 00:35:34,544
- Do you miss the valley?
- - The valley is gone.
- 264
- 00:35:34.666 --> 00:35:38.426
- We're better off in the desert,
- then dabbling in a mine.
- 265
- 00:35:38.545 --> 00:35:43.081
- There is a big, strange duck,
- but at least we are together.
- 266
- 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:48,562
- We are still a tribe.
- - We know that our ancestors played football.
- 267
- 00:35:48,973 --> 00:35:52,939
- I still think we can do it.
- - By which?
- 268
- 00:35:53.251 --> 00:35:55.973
- You do not even have a ball.
- 269
- 00:36:01.573 --> 00:36:03.028
- It is over.
- 270
- 00:36:09,972 --> 00:36:14,780
- No, there is still time. Come, Hognob.
- 271
- 00:36:33.272 --> 00:36:36.280
- Okay, Hognob.
- 272
- 00:36:47.793 --> 00:36:51.003
- Let's get balls.
- 273
- 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,357
- What is this for strange magic?
- 274
- 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:31,646
- Hognob, stay here.
- I do not want to attract attention.
- 275
- 00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:10,101
- What kind of noise?
- 276
- 00:38:12.126 --> 00:38:14.084
- Is that you, Stefano?
- 277
- 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:19,594
- Stop messing around and come here
- with those sturdy hands from you.
- 278
- 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:29,311
- Come on, Stefano.
- It is time for my massage.
- 279
- 00:38:29.407 --> 00:38:31.517
- HOLBEWONERSVVECHT
- WEDEWOEDE
- 280
- 00:38:45.369 --> 00:38:49.201
- The new player gets the ball
- on the center circle.
- 281
- 00:38:50,592 --> 00:38:56,379
- She passes one, plays the other through the legs
- and laps perfectly over the defender.
- 282
- 00:38:56,690 --> 00:39:01,299
- She goes all the way. She shoots and scores.
- 283
- 00:39:03,012 --> 00:39:07,939
- And the audience is going loose. Goal.
- 284
- 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:29,373
- I need this, Stefano. I am stressed.
- 285
- 00:39:29,614 --> 00:39:32,230
- A hardworking governor like me ...
- 286
- 00:39:32,253 --> 00:39:37,653
- who is trapped in this terrible desert,
- deserves some extras.
- 287
- 00:39:37.776 --> 00:39:42.177
- Simple pleasures,
- such as good food, a massage ...
- 288
- 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:47,534
- his own football team.
- Hurry up. I do not have the whole day.
- 289
- 00:39:49.415 --> 00:39:55.265
- My tendons feel like rope.
- Wash the whole pig.
- 290
- 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,779
- You're that crazy caveman.
- - The angry potter.
- 291
- 00:40:03,898 --> 00:40:08,100
- What are you doing here, caveman?
- This is the holy field. Nobody can come here.
- 292
- 00:40:08.219 --> 00:40:11.507
- Balls. I need balls.
- 293
- 00:40:11,817 --> 00:40:16,100
- You broke into the stadium,
- just to find balls?
- 294
- 00:40:18,381 --> 00:40:20,228
- You are brave, caveman.
- 295
- 00:40:21,971 --> 00:40:28,108
- And stupid. More stupid than brave actually.
- - Thank you.
- 296
- 00:40:28,765 --> 00:40:30,415
- By the way, I am Goona.
- 297
- 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,813
- Dug.
- 298
- 00:40:33.220 --> 00:40:35.271
- Come on, I can help.
- 299
- 00:40:42.423 --> 00:40:44.550
- That's nice.
- 300
- 00:40:47.231 --> 00:40:50.229
- I do not know why the queen
- is worried.
- 301
- 00:40:51.543 --> 00:40:54,881
- We know that cavemen are losers.
- 302
- 00:40:54.904 --> 00:40:58.064
- Those Stone Age chisels
- can not even beat their own grandmothers.
- 303
- 00:40:58,183 --> 00:41:03,352
- Stupid croquettes. Dumb boobs.
- 304
- 00:41:03,663 --> 00:41:08,744
- Stefano, not that hard. That is enough massage.
- 305
- 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,912
- How about soothing music?
- 306
- 00:41:19,252 --> 00:41:22,835
- I'm jealous of you.
- - On me?
- 307
- 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:28,538
- You can go on that holy field
- play for thousands of fans.
- 308
- 00:41:29,668 --> 00:41:31,507
- Maybe you will ever do that too.
- 309
- 00:41:31,918 --> 00:41:34,917
- Do you think girls
- to play for Real Bronzio?
- 310
- 00:41:35.516 --> 00:41:40.029
- You are really crazy.
- Why do you think I'm secretly coming here?
- 311
- 00:41:40,627 --> 00:41:41,918
- Who is that?
- 312
- 00:41:42,229 --> 00:41:45,478
- Scarper.
- - Stop, thieves.
- 313
- 00:41:45,789 --> 00:41:46,957
- Here.
- 314
- 00:41:51,373 --> 00:41:55,840
- They went there. No, there.
- 315
- 00:42:01,697 --> 00:42:03,464
- Give me, quickly.
- 316
- 00:42:11,961 --> 00:42:16,617
- You're very good.
- - Thanks. I exercise a lot.
- 317
- 00:42:20,914 --> 00:42:22,792
- I have a great idea.
- 318
- 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:33,875
- Come.
- 319
- 00:42:41.875 --> 00:42:44.886
- What are you having tonight, Stefano?
- 320
- 00:42:45.197 --> 00:42:47.598
- Stefano?
- - Yes, Sire?
- 321
- 00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:04.527
- Hognob.
- 322
- 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,401
- Hognob, this is Goona. Goona, Hognob.
- Hi, Hognob.
- 323
- 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:28,161
- Is it going, Sire?
- - Of course not, idiot.
- 324
- 00:43:28.602 --> 00:43:31.565
- I just received a massage from a pig.
- 325
- 00:43:40.229 --> 00:43:43.794
- Wake up, everyone.
- I want to introduce you to someone.
- 326
- 00:43:44,104 --> 00:43:47,634
- This is Goona.
- - Hi.
- 327
- 00:43:47,657 --> 00:43:51,166
- She helps us win.
- - Why would she do that?
- 328
- 00:43:51.193 --> 00:43:55.225
- Then she can go on the holy field
- play for thousands of fans.
- 329
- 00:43:56,551 --> 00:44:00,410
- Nice to be there.
- In what system do you play?
- 330
- 00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:06,393
- System?
- - 4-4-2 or 4-4-3? Who is the central defender?
- 331
- 00:44:07.088 --> 00:44:13,179
- Do you play on the man or in a zone?
- - We kick the ball and run after it.
- 332
- 00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:19,434
- Do you think you beat Real Bronzio?
- by running after the ball?
- 333
- 00:44:20,433 --> 00:44:22,561
- You must get to know the opponent.
- 334
- 00:44:25,728 --> 00:44:31,097
- This is Jurgend, the captain.
- The best goal scorer in the known world.
- 335
- 00:44:32.034 --> 00:44:35.099
- And he is also known. Their winger ...
- 336
- 00:44:35,122 --> 00:44:38,908
- Lightning Hammer.
- He never shoots at the same place twice.
- 337
- 00:44:41.309 --> 00:44:46.45
- Midfielder Qwik Wun Tu.
- He kicks faster than you can think.
- 338
- 00:44:47,468 --> 00:44:49,810
- Defender Gonad the Gaul.
- 339
- 00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:53,301
- Nobody escapes his tackle.
- 340
- 00:44:56.182 --> 00:44:57.67
- Mom.
- 341
- 00:44:57,918 --> 00:45:02,795
- Make no mistake.
- These are the best players that bronze can buy.
- 342
- 00:45:03,109 --> 00:45:08,317
- They are huge, gigantic football giants.
- 343
- 00:45:08,436 --> 00:45:11,861
- We can never beat such a good team.
- 344
- 00:45:12.623 --> 00:45:16.12
- They might be good,
- but they are not a team.
- 345
- 00:45:17.903 --> 00:45:21.213
- They are eleven players
- who all think they are the star.
- 346
- 00:45:21.527 --> 00:45:25,398
- That is their weakness
- and so you can defeat them.
- 347
- 00:45:28.037 --> 00:45:29.566
- Goona is right.
- 348
- 00:45:29,592 --> 00:45:34,343
- They might be better players,
- but we have something they do not have.
- 349
- 00:45:34,845 --> 00:45:39,769
- Moss?
- - No moss, Barry. We have each other.
- 350
- 00:45:40.080 --> 00:45:44.366
- If we work together, maybe it works.
- 351
- 00:45:47.184 --> 00:45:51.439
- We have a lot to do
- and do not even have a full team.
- 352
- 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:58,640
- What is happening here?
- - This is Goona and she helps us win.
- 353
- 00:45:58,663 --> 00:46:03,291
- I thought we were done with football.
- - Not now that you are there. You're in the team.
- 354
- 00:46:04.576 --> 00:46:09.281
- I'm not going to play. I am an old man.
- I am almost 32.
- 355
- 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,008
- That is indeed old. You are the keeper.
- 356
- 00:46:13,090 --> 00:46:14,665
- That is setteled then.
- 357
- 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,561
- Where is your training facility?
- Real Bronzio has the best.
- 358
- 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,451
- The only thing we have is ...
- 359
- 00:46:23,682 --> 00:46:25,241
- the desert.
- 360
- 00:46:28.041 --> 00:46:30.372
- Three two one.
- 361
- 00:46:31.163 --> 00:46:32.780
- Here, everyone.
- 362
- 00:46:34,074 --> 00:46:37,930
- What are you doing?
- - There, everyone.
- 363
- 00:46:51.362 --> 00:46:53.125
- This is dangerous.
- 364
- 00:47:00,133 --> 00:47:02,292
- What do you want that ...
- 365
- 00:47:08,843 --> 00:47:13,413
- Get well ...
- - Play over and keep moving. This is important.
- 366
- 00:47:13,436 --> 00:47:16,051
- But whatever happens, stay in formation.
- 367
- 00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:57,641
- If so. All work together.
- 368
- 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:11,927
- This can also be added.
- You found this in the valley of primitives?
- 369
- 00:48:12,146 --> 00:48:17,169
- Their ancestors played soccer much earlier than we did.
- 370
- 00:48:17,288 --> 00:48:22,968
- The queen may not know this.
- - Deliver message.
- 371
- 00:48:23,379 --> 00:48:24,804
- Oh no.
- 372
- 00:48:24,827 --> 00:48:29,001
- Why do I hear that the savages ...
- 373
- 00:48:29,316 --> 00:48:33,233
- have played soccer much earlier than we do?
- 374
- 00:48:33,643 --> 00:48:39,531
- I did not know.
- - According to my spies, they get better.
- 375
- 00:48:39,746 --> 00:48:41,651
- They train every day.
- 376
- 00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:48,410
- Do not ruin this, Nooth, or else ...
- 377
- 00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:56,341
- I tell you who enters the mine. You.
- 378
- 00:48:56,939 --> 00:49:01,931
- It's enough like this.
- They are Steentijdbruten. They live in caves.
- 379
- 00:49:02.054 --> 00:49:06.251
- They eat mud. I have to switch them off.
- 380
- 00:49:06,374 --> 00:49:12,292
- Making their caveman-headies crazy.
- - Brilliant. How do we do that?
- 381
- 00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:16,166
- No idea.
- The solution does not just come in.
- 382
- 00:49:20.541 --> 00:49:24.677
- Sire, we have something else
- in the mine of the valley.
- 383
- 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,565
- We have made a copy for you.
- 384
- 00:49:38.413 --> 00:49:41.006
- That is perfect.
- 385
- 00:49:47,815 --> 00:49:49,167
- Hognob.
- 386
- 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,711
- Good rescue.
- 387
- 00:49:55,169 --> 00:49:58,658
- We might have a chance tomorrow.
- 388
- 00:49:58,947 --> 00:50:01,632
- A small chance, but a chance.
- 389
- 00:50:01,654 --> 00:50:04,808
- If our ancestors did, we can do it too.
- 390
- 00:50:04,831 --> 00:50:07,545
- Not bad for 32, right?
- 391
- 00:50:08,298 --> 00:50:11,055
- Never thought I would say this,
- but we are good.
- 392
- 00:50:11.178 --> 00:50:13.290
- Here.
- - That's mine.
- 393
- 00:50:17.215 --> 00:50:18.380
- I'll get it.
- 394
- 00:50:32,618 --> 00:50:34,577
- Back home soon.
- 395
- 00:50:45.98 --> 00:50:49.082
- What are you doing? Let me go.
- 396
- 00:50:50,164 --> 00:50:55,987
- Calm down, caveman.
- I just wanted to show our new mine.
- 397
- 00:50:57.565 --> 00:51:01.075
- You will soon get a lot of bronze out of it.
- 398
- 00:51:01,102 --> 00:51:04,278
- We do not enter any mine, mammoth head.
- 399
- 00:51:04.301 --> 00:51:08.172
- Because you are great footballers ...
- 400
- 00:51:08,634 --> 00:51:11,055
- just like your ancestors.
- 401
- 00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:12,971
- You...
- 402
- 00:51:13.005 --> 00:51:14.605
- You know them?
- 403
- 00:51:14,639 --> 00:51:18,305
- We did not only find bronze here.
- 404
- 00:51:32,158 --> 00:51:34,117
- What?
- 405
- 00:51:36,221 --> 00:51:38,478
- More cave paintings?
- 406
- 00:51:38,511 --> 00:51:39,940
- Yes.
- 407
- 00:51:40.159 --> 00:51:44.185
- But these tell the whole story.
- 408
- 00:51:45.366 --> 00:51:50.528
- Your ancestors did not just play football ...
- 409
- 00:51:50.561 --> 00:51:52.666
- they invented it.
- 410
- 00:51:54,984 --> 00:51:58,327
- You even taught other tribes the rules.
- 411
- 00:51:59,922 --> 00:52:02,122
- But you had one problem.
- 412
- 00:52:02.155 --> 00:52:05.057
- No matter how much you tried ...
- 413
- 00:52:05,091 --> 00:52:08,644
- you always lost.
- 414
- 00:52:09.266 --> 00:52:11.222
- Game after game ...
- 415
- 00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:13,276
- match after game.
- 416
- 00:52:14,624 --> 00:52:17,812
- You gave it, after many moons ...
- 417
- 00:52:19,024 --> 00:52:22,682
- even just on.
- 418
- 00:52:22,716 --> 00:52:25,443
- It was too painful for you.
- 419
- 00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:27,583
- Your tribe ...
- 420
- 00:52:27,617 --> 00:52:30,374
- was rock-solid in football.
- 421
- 00:52:30,755 --> 00:52:32,856
- You are losers, caveman.
- 422
- 00:52:32,890 --> 00:52:34,442
- Always has been.
- 423
- 00:52:34,475 --> 00:52:37,241
- And you will stay that way.
- - No.
- 424
- 00:52:37.745 --> 00:52:39.854
- No, that can not be true.
- 425
- 00:52:39,888 --> 00:52:43,194
- Do you really believe that you can beat us tomorrow?
- 426
- 00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:45,287
- Come face it, caveman ...
- 427
- 00:52:45,321 --> 00:52:49,213
- you and your tribe do not have it in you.
- 428
- 00:52:50,226 --> 00:52:53,609
- But I want to offer you a deal.
- 429
- 00:52:54,216 --> 00:52:56,124
- A way out.
- 430
- 00:52:58,187 --> 00:53:00,834
- Sleep time. Great day tomorrow.
- 431
- 00:53:00,867 --> 00:53:04,329
- Come on, Treebor.
- - Can I sleep in a football outfit?
- 432
- 00:53:04,826 --> 00:53:06,126
- Goodnight everybody.
- 433
- 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:15,964
- Think about it, caveman, because the mine is waiting.
- 434
- 00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:19,085
- On you and your primitive friends.
- 435
- 00:53:27,673 --> 00:53:29,189
- To work.
- 436
- 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:35,401
- My arm hurts.
- 437
- 00:53:36.165 --> 00:53:39.510
- Where are you, Mama?
- - Silence.
- 438
- 00:53:40,345 --> 00:53:43,766
- Idiot, what did you do?
- 439
- 00:53:45,671 --> 00:53:49,292
- In the end, we are only one tribe
- that hunts rabbits.
- 440
- 00:53:49.325 --> 00:53:51.037
- I'm sorry, Chief.
- 441
- 00:53:51.309 --> 00:53:53.629
- I did not want this to happen.
- 442
- 00:53:53.663 --> 00:53:55.583
- You have to believe me.
- 443
- 00:54:01,381 --> 00:54:02,978
- Hognob.
- 444
- 00:54:08.150 --> 00:54:10.996
- My dear, dear friend.
- 445
- 00:54:14,274 --> 00:54:16,327
- What if I'm wrong?
- 446
- 00:54:17,434 --> 00:54:20,012
- What if Chief was always right?
- 447
- 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:24,368
- What if we are just a tribe
- who hunts rabbits?
- 448
- 00:54:26,393 --> 00:54:28,046
- Forgive me, Hognob ...
- 449
- 00:54:29.155 --> 00:54:31.037
- but I have to close a deal.
- 450
- 00:54:31.071 --> 00:54:33.112
- I have to save the tribe.
- 451
- 00:54:57,116 --> 00:55:00,637
- Buy your cuddly caveman here,
- before they die out.
- 452
- 00:55:00,671 --> 00:55:03,784
- 100 schnookels.
- 453
- 00:55:03,818 --> 00:55:06,783
- Free contribution. Everyone has to pay.
- 454
- 00:55:06,954 --> 00:55:08,037
- 100 schnookels.
- 455
- 00:55:08.156 --> 00:55:10.683
- It has doubled.
- - Free contribution.
- 456
- 00:55:10.717 --> 00:55:12.888
- Everyone has to pay.
- - This is outrageous.
- 457
- 00:55:12.922 --> 00:55:15.572
- Can you exchange against a plate?
- 458
- 00:55:17,637 --> 00:55:20,252
- It goes according to plan, Dino.
- 459
- 00:55:20,845 --> 00:55:23,781
- I love you, small, bronze coin.
- 460
- 00:55:23,814 --> 00:55:25,196
- Hey.
- 461
- 00:55:25,437 --> 00:55:27,690
- I love you, and yours.
- 462
- 00:55:27,724 --> 00:55:28,952
- And also yours.
- 463
- 00:55:29,977 --> 00:55:31,920
- What are you doing?
- 464
- 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,214
- Not that stupid old bird again.
- 465
- 00:55:34.248 --> 00:55:37.138
- Tell cook to cook it.
- 466
- 00:55:37,799 --> 00:55:40,621
- Stupid old bird?
- 467
- 00:55:41.517 --> 00:55:43,898
- 'Cook'?
- 468
- 00:55:45,399 --> 00:55:47,057
- Your Majesty.
- 469
- 00:55:47,831 --> 00:55:50.003
- This is an unexpected ...
- 470
- 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,082
- pleasure.
- 471
- 00:55:53.118 --> 00:55:55.966
- I thought I would come to this contest myself ...
- 472
- 00:55:55,999 --> 00:56:00,893
- and what to amuse me.
- - A great pleasure, Your Majesty.
- 473
- 00:56:03.041 --> 00:56:07.439
- It must be said, Brian,
- that Real Bronzio's manager has a disadvantage.
- 474
- 00:56:08.118 --> 00:56:12.651
- A terrible start for him. Just awful.
- 475
- 00:56:12.685 --> 00:56:15.366
- Nerves before the match.
- 476
- 00:56:15.370 --> 00:56:16.559
- You're right, Brian.
- 477
- 00:56:16.682 --> 00:56:20.054
- I took my Royal Commentators with me.
- 478
- 00:56:20,361 --> 00:56:21,762
- To sit.
- 479
- 00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:23,640
- Right.
- 480
- 00:56:24.271 --> 00:56:26.165
- Let's start with the fun.
- 481
- 00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,210
- Bring out the Stone Age challengers.
- 482
- 00:56:40.241 --> 00:56:42.886
- What? Where are you taking me?
- 483
- 00:56:42,919 --> 00:56:45,289
- What do you want to say?
- 484
- 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:56,318
- Dug, right.
- 485
- 00:57:10.041 --> 00:57:14.120
- Who challenges the champions?
- 486
- 00:57:16.006 --> 00:57:19.816
- You leave my people alone, as agreed?
- 487
- 00:57:19,850 --> 00:57:22,377
- Yes, just say the words.
- 488
- 00:57:23,963 --> 00:57:25,602
- Not me.
- 489
- 00:57:26,444 --> 00:57:31,702
- I give up and offer myself voluntarily
- for the mines.
- 490
- 00:57:32,926 --> 00:57:35,097
- And?
- 491
- 00:57:35,964 --> 00:57:37,990
- And our valley ...
- 492
- 00:57:38,427 --> 00:57:39,654
- is yours.
- 493
- 00:57:39.688 --> 00:57:43.006
- Dear heaven. Are cavemen crawling in their den?
- 494
- 00:57:43,470 --> 00:57:45,933
- Apparently.
- 495
- 00:57:45.966 --> 00:57:48.469
- How disappointing.
- 496
- 00:57:49.034 --> 00:57:51.802
- Everyone home.
- 497
- 00:57:51,835 --> 00:57:53,316
- There is no contest.
- 498
- 00:57:53,834 --> 00:57:56,740
- Sorry for the inconvenience.
- 499
- 00:57:57,192 --> 00:57:59,342
- Tell the staff: no refunds.
- 500
- 00:57:59,376 --> 00:58:01,265
- Wrong.
- 501
- 00:58:01,457 --> 00:58:04,989
- Wrong? Nobody plays.
- 502
- 00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:07,062
- No, this goes wrong.
- 503
- 00:58:23,928 --> 00:58:28,267
- Bryan, the Stone Age team
- seems to have flown in.
- 504
- 00:58:29.149 --> 00:58:32.789
- Indeed, Brian.
- They look absolutely good in the air.
- 505
- 00:58:32,823 --> 00:58:34,887
- Do you understand?
- 506
- 00:58:35,309 --> 00:58:39,544
- Well done. There appears to be a competition.
- 507
- 00:59:04,098 --> 00:59:05,999
- Did you start without us, Dug?
- 508
- 00:59:06,032 --> 00:59:08,490
- Chief, we can not play this match.
- 509
- 00:59:08.524 --> 00:59:10.667
- Because of a few paintings?
- 510
- 00:59:11.075 --> 00:59:13.955
- So you know about those awful drawings?
- 511
- 00:59:13,989 --> 00:59:17,369
- They are terrible. I can even paint better.
- 512
- 00:59:17,402 --> 00:59:19,323
- But they are not anymore.
- 513
- 00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:21,143
- Paintings.
- 514
- 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,979
- They count.
- 515
- 00:59:25,013 --> 00:59:26,910
- You were right, Dug.
- 516
- 00:59:26,944 --> 00:59:29,504
- I thought we were just rabbit hunters.
- 517
- 00:59:29,901 --> 00:59:33,105
- Well, no more. You let me see that.
- 518
- 00:59:33,658 --> 00:59:35,839
- Who is playing with Dug?
- 519
- 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:37,292
- For the valley?
- 520
- 00:59:37,927 --> 00:59:39,778
- Champion.
- 521
- 00:59:40.853 --> 00:59:43.220
- That would have wanted Mr. Rock.
- 522
- 00:59:52.054 --> 00:59:55.216
- We challenge the champions.
- 523
- 00:59:57,615 --> 1:00:00,411
- Your funeral, caveman.
- 524
- 01:00:04,631 --> 01:00:07,274
- This can be an odd match ...
- 525
- 01:00:07.393 --> 01:00:09.780
- but hopefully it is entertaining.
- 526
- 01:00:10.391 --> 01:00:12.407
- Let's deal with this.
- 527
- 01:00:18.120 --> 01:00:19.632
- What?
- 528
- 01:00:20,398 --> 01:00:22,431
- We're going for it.
- 529
- 01:00:22.853 --> 01:00:24.275
- This is interesting.
- 530
- 1:00:25,481 --> 1:00:27,567
- Hügelgraber.
- 531
- 01:00:27,601 --> 01:00:28,957
- Waking.
- 532
- 01:00:30.318 --> 01:00:32.563
- Very interesting.
- 533
- 01:00:42.233 --> 01:00:43.672
- THE BRUTEN
- 534
- 01:00:44,631 --> 01:00:46,459
- Unbelievable, Bryan.
- 535
- 01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:50,872
- The Stone Age team
- has teased the napping opponents.
- 536
- 01:00:53.148 --> 01:00:55.900
- Beginner's happiness, Your Majesty.
- 537
- 1:00:59,340 --> 01:01:01,029
- Bad move, caveman.
- 538
- 01:01:01.062 --> 01:01:03.174
- Now you have made us angry.
- 539
- 01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:11,156
- And it's right again.
- 540
- 01:01:11.190 --> 01:01:14.645
- Jurgend.
- 541
- 01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:16,733
- Let's take a look again.
- 542
- 01:01:19,339 --> 01:01:20,664
- Stairs.
- 543
- 01:01:20,697 --> 01:01:21,971
- Goal.
- 544
- 01:01:22.005 --> 01:01:25.731
- The dolls are right.
- - Kiss Kiss. Hug.
- 545
- 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,985
- The dolls do not lie, Brian.
- 546
- 01:01:31.235 --> 01:01:34.517
- And that's a goal. Number two.
- 547
- 01:01:34.597 --> 01:01:37.68
- Real Bronzio does not intend
- to accept it.
- 548
- 01:01:37.701 --> 01:01:39.843
- Never mind. Come on, everybody.
- 549
- 01:01:48.043 --> 01:01:52.064
- And so the match seems to be played.
- 550
- 01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:03.567
- It's a break, Bryan,
- and Real Bronzio dominates this game.
- 551
- 01:02:03,663 --> 01:02:04,718
- you go to the mine
- 552
- 01:02:08,013 --> 01:02:11,352
- We're just going back to the valley.
- 553
- 01:02:11,385 --> 01:02:13,072
- Come on, everybody.
- 554
- 01:02:13,134 --> 01:02:15,493
- Show them what we can do.
- 555
- 01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:26,426
- Think about your training, Eemak.
- 556
- 01:02:40.588 --> 01:02:42.886
- Good, Eemak. That's how you do it.
- 557
- 01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.671
- Gosh, it seems
- a counterattack by the cavemen.
- 558
- 01:02:45.90 --> 01:02:48.214
- Let's see you tackle.
- 559
- 01:02:51,273 --> 01:02:52,842
- Great, Magma.
- 560
- 01:02:56.148 --> 01:02:57.635
- What was that?
- 561
- 01:02:58.04 --> 01:03:00.786
- Unorthodox, Bryan, but effective.
- 562
- 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:04,719
- This is unheard of.
- 563
- 01:03:04,839 --> 01:03:09,498
- I can not remember a team
- who scored two goals against Real Bronzio.
- 564
- 01:03:11.523 --> 01:03:15,319
- Idiot. What are you thinking? Dumb ...
- 565
- 01:03:15.352 --> 01:03:17.805
- Idiot. Do I have to do everything?
- 566
- 01:03:17.928 --> 01:03:19.698
- A caveman comes along.
- 567
- 01:03:20,728 --> 01:03:22,891
- Snack, Your Majesty?
- 568
- 01:03:23,249 --> 01:03:24,570
- Get rid of your snacks.
- 569
- 01:03:24,689 --> 01:03:28,686
- Real Bronzio does not know what happens to them.
- 570
- 01:03:34,413 --> 01:03:38,433
- The Stone Age team
- starts to play well together.
- 571
- 01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:42,376
- You do not miss it, Brian.
- It is just Early Man United.
- 572
- 01:03:42.410 --> 01:03:44.158
- That's a joke, Brian.
- 573
- 01:03:44.541 --> 01:03:48.467
- Look at that.
- The Stone Age attacker evades one ...
- 574
- 01:03:48.701 --> 01:03:50.475
- plays another by the legs ...
- 575
- 01:03:51.825 --> 01:03:53.719
- Go for it, Goona.
- 576
- 01:03:56.007 --> 01:03:57.265
- She's going for it.
- 577
- 01:03:59.627 --> 01:04:01.090
- She shoots.
- 578
- 01:04:01,828 --> 01:04:04,000
- She scores.
- 579
- 01:04:05,249 --> 01:04:07,718
- The audience goes through the roof.
- 580
- 01:04:07,752 --> 01:04:09,341
- And who can blame them?
- 581
- 01:04:11.672 --> 01:04:15.120
- Wait a minute.
- She should not even stand on the field.
- 582
- 01:04:15.153 --> 01:04:16.435
- And why not?
- 583
- 01:04:16.554 --> 01:04:19.069
- She is a girl ...
- 584
- 01:04:20,677 --> 01:04:22,356
- A great player.
- 585
- 01:04:23.316 --> 01:04:26.581
- Re-pack your ...
- 586
- 01:04:26,614 --> 01:04:30,404
- unless you are for the rest of the season
- want to be suspended.
- 587
- 01:04:30,438 --> 01:04:32,283
- Continue playing.
- 588
- 01:04:37.966 --> 01:04:40.283
- Dino.
- 589
- 01:04:41.845 --> 01:04:45.74
- Do you have your rule book at hand?
- - Of course.
- 590
- 01:04:46.091 --> 01:04:47.609
- Well done.
- 591
- 01:04:47,731 --> 01:04:49,650
- Because I throw it at you.
- 592
- 01:04:53.452 --> 01:04:55.284
- Come on, everybody.
- 593
- 01:04:55,318 --> 01:04:58,316
- One more goal and we are going home.
- 594
- 01:04:59.176 --> 01:05:01.297
- Dino had to lie down for a moment.
- 595
- 01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,521
- I am the new referee.
- 596
- 01:05:04.298 --> 01:05:06.097
- That's not fair.
- 597
- 01:05:06.131 --> 01:05:08.833
- No? We ask the new referee.
- 598
- 01:05:09.100 --> 01:05:10.553
- Scheids, is it fair?
- 599
- 01:05:10.783 --> 01:05:12.634
- Yes, completely honest.
- 600
- 01:05:12.704 --> 01:05:14.690
- Good, continue playing.
- 601
- 01:05:14,943 --> 01:05:17,197
- It is stoppage time.
- 602
- 01:05:17,231 --> 01:05:18,837
- Understood?
- 603
- 01:05:26.269 --> 01:05:28.432
- That's not cricket, Bryan.
- 604
- 01:05:29.231 --> 01:05:32.325
- What cricket may be.
- - Nothing happened. Continue playing.
- 605
- 01:05:34.152 --> 01:05:36.966
- No.
- - Nothing seen. No mistake.
- 606
- 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,543
- Continue playing.
- 607
- 01:05:40,662 --> 01:05:43,041
- No no. Rise. Continue playing.
- 608
- 01:05:44,346 --> 01:05:46,922
- That is heavy under the belt.
- 609
- 01:05:58,645 --> 01:05:59,967
- Chief.
- 610
- 01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:02,153
- Caveman down, Bryan.
- 611
- 01:06:11.503 --> 01:06:16.076
- My leg. My leg is such a pain.
- 612
- 01:06:16,792 --> 01:06:18,415
- Penalty kick.
- 613
- 01:06:18.534 --> 01:06:20.901
- Jurgend should get an Oscar.
- 614
- 01:06:20.935 --> 01:06:22.916
- Chief?
- 615
- 01:06:23,944 --> 01:06:27,451
- I am recovering quickly.
- - Awesome.
- 616
- 01:06:29.219 --> 01:06:31,304
- So. Good job.
- 617
- 01:06:31,501 --> 01:06:35,937
- Come on, that was never a penalty.
- - View the repetition.
- 618
- 01:06:36.033 --> 01:06:37.262
- And stairs.
- 619
- 01:06:37.513 --> 01:06:38.647
- Referee.
- 620
- 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:40,759
- My leg.
- 621
- 01:06:40.906 --> 01:06:42.780
- No, the crocodile.
- 622
- 01:06:45,066 --> 01:06:46,949
- Terrible mistake.
- 623
- 01:06:47,068 --> 01:06:48,856
- Beat him with sausages.
- 624
- 01:06:48,989 --> 01:06:51,427
- Scandalous. Definitely a penalty kick.
- 625
- 01:06:54,391 --> 01:06:58,836
- A draw is not good enough
- for the primitive part-timers, Bryan.
- 626
- 01:06:58,870 --> 01:07:00,171
- And now this.
- 627
- 01:07:00,205 --> 01:07:05,087
- A Real Bronzio penalty kick
- in the final minutes of the game.
- 628
- 01:07:05.120 --> 01:07:08.118
- And the keeper looks bad too.
- 629
- 01:07:11,946 --> 01:07:13,424
- Dug?
- 630
- 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,807
- Chief?
- 631
- 01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,354
- I have hunted rabbits all my life.
- 632
- 01:07:20,988 --> 01:07:22,596
- I stood in the way of your development.
- 633
- 01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:27,384
- Sorry.
- 634
- 01:07:32,932 --> 01:07:34,596
- Chief?
- 635
- 01:07:49,617 --> 01:07:52,128
- Dug, I do not want to worry you ...
- 636
- 01:07:52.162 --> 01:07:54.540
- but how do we get to a goalkeeper?
- 637
- 01:08:06.145 --> 01:08:07.780
- Hognob?
- 638
- 01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:18,382
- Is that a pig in the target?
- 639
- 01:08:20,422 --> 01:08:24,636
- A re-spec tabled decision.
- Do you understand? Bacon.
- 640
- 01:08:24,755 --> 01:08:27,388
- I have never missed a penalty.
- 641
- 01:08:27,422 --> 01:08:29,039
- At least not against a pig.
- 642
- 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:36,011
- And it all seems over
- for this brave team, Bryan.
- 643
- 01:08:36.044 --> 01:08:37.581
- A great attempt ...
- 644
- 01:08:37,614 --> 01:08:40,339
- but it was not enough in the end.
- 645
- 01:08:46,646 --> 01:08:49,648
- Say goodbye to your valley, caveman.
- 646
- 01:08:50.607 --> 01:08:53.825
- Come on, Hognob. You can do it.
- 647
- 01:09:16.701 --> 01:09:19.007
- A pig's leg against it.
- 648
- 01:09:21.185 --> 01:09:23.143
- The ball is not finished yet.
- 649
- 01:09:24.002 --> 01:09:25,438
- My ball.
- 650
- 01:09:26,705 --> 01:09:29,268
- Dug.
- 651
- 01:09:29,387 --> 01:09:32,537
- You were always a mammoth hunter.
- 652
- 01:09:33,671 --> 01:09:35,193
- Dug, here.
- 653
- 01:09:35,312 --> 01:09:37,958
- Go hunting for mammoths.
- 654
- 01:09:39,434 --> 01:09:42,094
- Give me a hand, everyone.
- 655
- 01:09:42,128 --> 01:09:44,867
- My ball.
- 656
- 01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:54,478
- Do not stand around me.
- 657
- 01:10:14.210 --> 01:10:16.650
- That is an excellent goal.
- 658
- 01:10:22.175 --> 01:10:23.493
- Look at that.
- 659
- 01:10:23.615 --> 01:10:28.291
- The giant duck is on the field.
- He thinks it's over.
- 660
- 01:10:33.516 --> 01:10:36.259
- Now it is.
- 661
- 01:10:41.618 --> 01:10:43.766
- Does this feel just as good as you imagined it?
- 662
- 01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,027
- No.
- 663
- 01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:48.146
- It's better.
- 664
- 01:10:54,469 --> 01:10:57,359
- Well done, old, fat friend.
- 665
- 01:10:57,392 --> 01:11:01,231
- False player. A shame for the football.
- 666
- 01:11:11.516 --> 01:11:13.959
- Good game.
- 667
- 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,200
- Yes.
- 668
- 01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,442
- Well played, caveman.
- 669
- 01:11:23.764 --> 01:11:28.571
- You reminded us
- how the beautiful game should be played.
- 670
- 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:32,392
- And for Lord Nooth ...
- 671
- 01:11:33,049 --> 01:11:34,379
- Nooth?
- 672
- 01:11:35,451 --> 01:11:37,852
- Where is it...
- - Rat.
- 673
- 01:11:37,972 --> 01:11:39,051
- Yes quite.
- 674
- 01:11:42,493 --> 01:11:44,295
- Guards.
- 675
- 01:11:44,414 --> 01:11:47,464
- Arrest that rodent.
- 676
- 01:11:48.013 --> 1:11:49.735
- Bye, losers.
- 677
- 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,781
- That villain flees with the profits.
- 678
- 01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:58,257
- After you.
- - Yes, but can he escape?
- 679
- 01:12:00,181 --> 01:12:01,941
- Super shot.
- - And again.
- 680
- 01:12:03.504 --> 01:12:04.822
- Got you.
- 681
- 01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,207
- What a decline for Nooth, Brian.
- 682
- 01:12:07,687 --> 01:12:09,269
- Literally.
- 683
- 01:12:14,108 --> 01:12:16,292
- Caught by that strange bird.
- 684
- 01:12:16,325 --> 01:12:19,694
- Bryan, that's bronze for comedy.
- Well done, friend.
- 685
- 01:12:27,915 --> 1:12:30,435
- No, my dear schnookels.
- 686
- 01:12:38,206 --> 01:12:40,026
- Refund.
- 687
- 01:12:40.581 --> 01:12:44,000
- That should remind him of the pecking order.
- 688
- 01:12:45,161 --> 01:12:46,957
- And, caveman ...
- 689
- 01:12:47.079 --> 1:12:50.513
- I think this is yours.
- 690
- 01:12:59,226 --> 01:13:03,066
- Symbol of a match,
- sent from heaven.
- 691
- 01:13:03.099 --> 01:13:07.173
- Thank you, Your Bronze Chief.
- 692
- 01:13:07.578 --> 01:13:11.794
- And now it's time that you go home.
- 693
- 01:13:14,614 --> 01:13:17,148
- To your valley.
- 694
- 01:13:22,087 --> 01:13:24,116
- We are going home.
- 695
- 01:13:35,235 --> 01:13:37,287
- We did it.
- 696
- 01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:39,755
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