10/10/17 Session ending

Kendra Kirai - Today at 12:04 AM
This was a short one tonight~
Raiettei - Today at 12:04 AM
In this episode, Grub exploded a man. And Turako made a tasteful goulash out of the other.
Kendra Kirai - Today at 12:04 AM
Not complaining, but commenting~
Balrayge - Today at 12:04 AM
Fortuna hands out 6gp to all party members
Kendra Kirai - Today at 12:04 AM
Most importantly, MELISSA GOT A RARE DROP
JDorp - Today at 12:04 AM
Fuck boy did I ever explode that man
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:05 AM
Excuse me, /you/ exploded a man?
[oh, thank you, Fortuna]
JDorp - Today at 12:05 AM
Yup, me Jorp! with my own bare dong
Raiettei - Today at 12:05 AM
Next time we reconvene I am definitely hitting that shield. >:T
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:05 AM
I- oh
JDorp - Today at 12:05 AM
Mhmm
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:06 AM
I didn't realize that this was that kind of rp
Raiettei - Today at 12:06 AM
Why do you think he had to wait until he opened his m
Russo - Today at 12:06 AM
why do you think the PDFs were all F.A.T.A.L.
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:07 AM
I mean, I guess I did pound that one guy so hard that he was up against the bars, the last thing going through his mind how hard I fucked him
Ree noooooo
Russo - Today at 12:07 AM
the last thing going through his mind was an iron bar most like
Raiettei - Today at 12:07 AM
Ree yesssss
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:08 AM
All the guys say I'm a hit at the bar scene
I smash, it's true
Russo - Today at 12:08 AM
we all knew turok was into some rough trade
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:08 AM
What can I say, I'm here to blow your mind
Raiettei - Today at 12:09 AM
As a side note, I spent half of that battle lying on my back next to some corpsey guy. Not my best showing
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:09 AM
Now, now, nobody's kinkshaming
Balrayge - Today at 12:09 AM
none of my spells worked
Russo - Today at 12:09 AM
I think I nicked one guy this session :v
Kendra Kirai - Today at 12:09 AM
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Russo - Today at 12:11 AM
turok's armor is now canon iridescent
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:11 AM
How so?
Russo - Today at 12:12 AM
:gay_pride_flag:
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:12 AM
Lmao I just got that
Sure, fuck it, Turako's gay
JDorp - Today at 12:12 AM
wooooo!
Russo - Today at 12:12 AM
haha nerd
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:13 AM
But you'd better believe they're a power bottom
JDorp - Today at 12:13 AM
This is the character building I was expecting this session
Balrayge - Today at 12:14 AM
nice
Russo - Today at 12:14 AM
grub's apparently a murderous sex offender and turok swings for the other side
JDorp - Today at 12:14 AM
Grubs just into watersports, dont hate
Balrayge - Today at 12:14 AM
yall are crazy every session, dear lord
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:15 AM
I'm now less comfortable with Grub's crotch near my face
😂3
Balrayge - Today at 12:15 AM
"is a mouth considered an open container?"
uhhhhh
Grub drowns a guy
Raiettei - Today at 12:15 AM
fwiw, Hanneh is a mushy "Question mark?"
JDorp - Today at 12:16 AM
im still fucking rolling over that
TBH I have no idea if that was really an in character thing for grub to have done(edited)
Raiettei - Today at 12:16 AM
That was a good way to start a turn
JDorp - Today at 12:16 AM
But ITS TOO LATE NOW!
Russo - Today at 12:16 AM
you're what
chaotic neutral?
JDorp - Today at 12:16 AM
Yeah I think so
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:17 AM
Grub just wanted to see what would happen(edited)
Russo - Today at 12:17 AM
questionable
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:17 AM
See the world burn, or drown, as it were
Russo - Today at 12:17 AM
I'm writing down that goblin2 is nearby
shodan dont forget
Raiettei - Today at 12:17 AM
DOGSENSE ACTIVE
Russo - Today at 12:18 AM
out of the three rolls I made tonight the joke check for goblin2 ended up being a nat20
Raiettei - Today at 12:18 AM
DOG SNES ALSO ACTIVE
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:18 AM
I can't believe we hit four natural twenties today
Ree: Undertale theme plays
Kendra Kirai - Today at 12:19 AM
I can't either, considering last session you couldn't roll above 10 to save your life.
Literally in the case of you falling down that spike pit(edited)
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:19 AM
Hey, no, I couldn't roll for me above 10 to save my life
I'm always rolling for other people, and I gave them pretty good rolls
Raiettei - Today at 12:20 AM
Thank you Roll Senpai
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:20 AM
You're welcome for that sword, hmm?
Aww, don't mention it, Ree
Balrayge - Today at 12:21 AM
for the record, i know Fortuna seemed money hungry, but the identify spell actually costs 100gp, she was charging 1gp
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:22 AM
Wait, really?
A level 1 spell?
Balrayge - Today at 12:22 AM
yeah
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:22 AM
Shit
Balrayge - Today at 12:22 AM
it uses a pearl that MUST be worth 100gp
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:22 AM
Fwiw I don't think we're tracking material costs for spells
Balrayge - Today at 12:24 AM
she was just seeing if anyone was willing to give her something for it
JDorp - Today at 12:24 AM
Grub probably doesnt even want the shield
Im sure if he heard what the deal was he wouldve been up for the deal
Raiettei - Today at 12:25 AM
Hanneh has had a weird day. She still feels all slimy inside. She's gonna need like twelve seperate baths in twelve different dwellings.
Balrayge - Today at 12:26 AM
just ask Grub lol
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:26 AM
:neutral_face:
JDorp - Today at 12:26 AM
This whole campaign is just an attempt to unraveling Hanneh lol
:potable_water:
JDSinfinity - Today at 12:27 AM
:sweat_drops:
Balrayge - Today at 12:27 AM
:weary:
Raiettei - Today at 12:27 AM
:lizard: :sweat_drops: