Rapeville Ep. 01- Welcome to Ponyville

>You are dead.
>Well you were.
>Some guy decided to get fucking loaded and crash his car through your house.
>And into your face.
>After dying in a pool of your own blood, you woke up perfectly fine in a forest.
>You wander around, finally coming out into a town.
>It seems you've come back to life in your favorite show, My Little Pony.
>Barely able to contain your excitement, you walk out into the square.
"Hello ponies! My name is Anon! I have come here from far away, I hope we can be friends!"
>All the ponies stop and stare at you.
>Complete silence.
>Until Berry Punch stands on her hind hooves and points at you.
>"RAPE THAT THING!"
>The entire town runs at you, coming from every house.
>An air raid siren begins to wail.
>You turn and run faster than you have ever ran before.
"What the fuuuuuuuuck?!"
>The Cutie Mark Crusaders run out from behind a tree and trip you.
>You sprawl into the dirt and all the ponies of Ponyville surround you, chanting.
>"Rape that thing. Rape that thing. Rape that thing."
"W-what are you all doing?! I want to be your friend!"
>Fluttershy steps forward and the others make way for her.
>She bends down to you, staring with wide eyes.
>"There are no friends here, thing," she whispers.
>"Only rape."
>Your first day in Ponyville you are raped.
>By the entire town.
>As you lay on the ground, naked and shivering, the ponies all leave satisfied.
>Fluttershy tosses your clothes on you.
>"Welcome to Ponyville f-faggot. We hope you enjoy your stay."