on *:JOIN:#:/mode +v $nick
on *:JOIN:#:/msg $chan Welcome To $chan!
on *:TEXT:<joke:#://say $randphrase
on *:TEXT:<date:#://say $now
on *:TEXT:<time:#://say $time
on *:TEXT:<day:#://say $weekday
on *:TEXT:<say*:#:/msg $chan $2-
on *:TEXT:<ping:#:/say Pong!
on *:TEXT:<msg* *:#:/notice %var1 %var2
on *:TEXT:<msg*:#:/notice $nick Says: $2 $3-
on *:TEXT:<msgall*:#:/ame Message from $nick: $2-
on *:TEXT:<calc*:#:/? $2-