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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
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- Ready for bed?
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- Yeah.
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- Alrighty.
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- 00:00:14,612 --> 00:00:15,578
- Knock knock.
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- 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,480
- Who's there?
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- Cutie.
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- 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:18,348
- Cutie who?
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- 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:19,782
- Cutie you, that's who.
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- Alright, have a good night,
- okay?
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- Yeah.
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- 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,666
- Knock knock.
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- Knock knock.
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- Daddy?
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- 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:56,156
- Knock knock.
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- 00:03:58,436 --> 00:04:00,570
- Wait,
- somebody just left it there?
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- 00:04:00,572 --> 00:04:01,804
- That doesn't make any sense.
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- 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,573
- Yeah, it was just
- there when I opened the door.
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- 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:05,642
- It's so weird.
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- 00:04:05,644 --> 00:04:06,743
- So are
- you gonna show it to me?
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- 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:09,581
- Yes, but you're not
- gonna be seeing it tonight.
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- 00:04:10,515 --> 00:04:11,180
- Come on,
- babe.
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- 00:04:11,182 --> 00:04:12,182
- I wanna see it.
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- Just bring it over.
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- 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,485
- We can have some fun with it.
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- I told you I'll bring it by
- tomorrow.
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- 00:04:19,424 --> 00:04:20,891
- Oh, you're no
- fun.
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- It's your loss.
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- Anyway, I gotta get some sleep.
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- See you tomorrow.
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- Okay, bye.
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- 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:21,757
- Joli, watch
- whatever you want on TV.
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- 00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:23,892
- Just watch it in the room
- at the end of the hall
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- 00:09:23,894 --> 00:09:25,761
- so the kids won't hear you.
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- Back at 10.
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- Thanks, Lori.
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- 00:09:55,026 --> 00:09:58,060
- Finally.
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- 00:09:58,062 --> 00:10:00,965
- I thought they'd never go to
- sleep.
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- 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,334
- God, I hate clowns.
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- 00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:52,118
- God, it looks so real.
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- That settles that then.
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- Okay.
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- Oh, my god.
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- 00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:02,021
- I don't care what she said.
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- Hey, Jo.
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- Lori?
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- 00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:12,097
- Hey.
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- 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,267
- Um, I hate to bother you.
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- 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,500
- It's okay.
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- 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,068
- Are the kids...
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- 00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:19,935
- Oh, yeah.
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- 00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:20,602
- No, they're fine.
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- 00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:22,505
- Uh, they're out cold.
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- Listen, Lori.
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- 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:27,543
- Um, can I, can I watch
- TV in a different room,
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- any other room?
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- 00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:31,249
- What's going on, Joli?
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- 00:12:32,617 --> 00:12:34,119
- Oh, nothing.
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- 00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,419
- I just, I just can't look
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- 00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:38,521
- at that new creepy clown doll
- anymore.
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- Um, Joli, what new
- clown doll?
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- Come on, Lori.
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- The huge life-sized one in
- the den, sitting in the chair,
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- the one that's been watching
- me watch TV all night.
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- Joli, we don't
- have a new clown doll,
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- at least not one like that.
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- We never have.
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- Joli?
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- Joli?
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- What's going on?
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- 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,392
- What clown doll?
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- Are the kids okay?
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- Jo!
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- Up, up, up, up.
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- Oh, no, pillow fight, huh.
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- Pillow fight.
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- You'll be late for school.
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- No!
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- I caught myself a bacon strip.
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- No, no.
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- Sandwich.
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- Bacon.
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- Tomato.
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- Bread!
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- Bread gets squished.
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- I love you.
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- I love you.
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- I love you too.
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- Can you brush my hair?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- This cereal.
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- Mm-hmm, eat it up.
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- It's good for you.
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- 00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:11,010
- But then
- the toys kind of talked.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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- They it flashed, then it went
- back in.
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- They were magic.
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- Good.
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- Okay, finish your cereal, hon.
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- You're gonna be late.
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- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:05,594
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:08,396
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:16:08,398 --> 00:16:10,735
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:18:45,322 --> 00:18:47,790
- Could you draw me a choo-choo
- train?
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- Shh, be quiet.
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- It's not me.
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- It's Claire.
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- It's not easy.
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- I'm not sure he realizes at all.
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- 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:14,385
- The T-Rex can't eat his
- head because it's too hard.
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- Yeah, I'm sure it's just a
- phase.
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- He acts like she's still here.
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- Oh, you wanna hear
- about the flying dinosaur?
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- 00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,596
- Well, I don't know what he's
- called.
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- He flies, but he's dangerous
- too.
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- Okay, well, I gotta
- get going with dinner.
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- So I'll talk to you later.
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- Oh, no, humans didn't exist
- when the dinosaurs were alive.
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- Yeah.
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- I'm gonna fall.
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- No, just go, now.
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- I'll come and I'll catch you.
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- 00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:27,559
- Matisse, what are you doing?
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- Matisse, answer me when
- I'm talking to you.
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- Come on, Matisse, we talked
- about this.
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- Answer me when I'm talking to
- you.
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- Matisse?
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- Matisse!
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- Matisse!
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- Baby, what were you thinking?
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- I'm sorry, mommy.
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- 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:12,537
- I only wanted to play with
- Claire.
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- I can't, I can't lose you.
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- I'm sorry.
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- I love you.
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- 00:22:01,218 --> 00:22:02,720
- I love you too, mommy.
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- 00:22:04,722 --> 00:22:06,590
- Could you read me a story?
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- It's getting late.
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- Tomorrow, okay?
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- Okay.
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- 00:22:12,163 --> 00:22:13,532
- Could you sing me a song?
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- 00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:22,873
- No, Claire wants to hear
- Rock-a-bye Baby.
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- 00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,712
- You wanna hear Rock-a-bye
- Baby?
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- 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:31,246
- No, Claire wants to.
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- 00:22:31,248 --> 00:22:33,117
- It's her favorite.
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- No, Matisse, she doesn't.
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- 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:39,954
- Claire is not here anymore.
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- 00:22:39,956 --> 00:22:40,822
- Yes, she does!
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- 00:22:40,824 --> 00:22:42,558
- Listen, you want to hear the
- song.
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- 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,893
- Tell mommy you wanna hear the
- song.
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- She's not here!
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- Mommy, you're wrong.
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- She is.
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- Look.
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- What are you talking about?
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- 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,845
- She's not there.
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- Yes, she is!
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- 00:23:04,048 --> 00:23:05,580
- Yes, she is!
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- 00:23:05,582 --> 00:23:06,982
- Why can't you believe me?
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- 00:23:06,984 --> 00:23:09,018
- She's right there!
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- 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,019
- I believe you, baby.
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- 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:10,888
- I believe you.
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- 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:32,576
- Claire?
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- 00:23:52,362 --> 00:23:53,230
- Claire?
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- 00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:00,938
- Claire?
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- 00:25:07,871 --> 00:25:08,736
- Mommy.
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- 00:25:11,175 --> 00:25:12,040
- What are you doing up, baby?
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- 00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,144
- Why aren't you sleeping?
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- Claire won't let me.
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- 00:25:16,746 --> 00:25:17,615
- Oh, baby.
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- Mommy, I wanna be with Claire.
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- 00:25:29,827 --> 00:25:31,896
- I wanna be
- with Claire too, baby.
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- 00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:35,200
- I wanna be with Claire too.
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- Good morning, mommy.
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- Oh, Claire.
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- 00:26:08,032 --> 00:26:09,464
- I missed you.
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- 00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:10,165
- I missed you too.
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- 00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:13,003
- I missed you so much.
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- 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,973
- Oh, Claire.
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- Yes.
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- We have a tomato.
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- I'm the bacon.
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- Yes.
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- I'm the bread.
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- Best sandwich in the world.
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- I love you.
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- 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,088
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,223
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:35,824
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:26:35,826 --> 00:26:36,924
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:38,126
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:39,328
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:41,832
- ♪ I love you ♪
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- 00:27:26,843 --> 00:27:27,509
- Push!
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- 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,046
- Push!
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- 00:27:31,048 --> 00:27:34,982
- I'm pushing!
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- 00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:36,551
- He's coming.
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- 00:27:36,553 --> 00:27:37,720
- I always hear people
- say
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- 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:41,158
- you don't get to choose who
- you are when you're born.
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- 00:27:42,392 --> 00:27:43,327
- What the.
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- 00:27:44,561 --> 00:27:47,365
- But you can choose
- who you are when you grow up.
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- 00:27:51,435 --> 00:27:52,302
- Honey?
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- 00:28:00,910 --> 00:28:03,511
- That's never
- been the case for me.
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- 00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:10,385
- It's not all bad though,
- and there are definitely
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- many perks of the job,
- like free healthcare.
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- 00:28:15,592 --> 00:28:18,329
- And no one seems to
- bother me on the street.
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- 00:28:21,497 --> 00:28:24,299
- But I guess it's hard
- being the angel of death
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- 00:28:24,301 --> 00:28:26,503
- when all you wanna do is help
- out.
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- 00:28:28,938 --> 00:28:31,240
- Like this morning, for instance.
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- 00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:32,510
- Where's my walking stick?
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- 00:28:39,483 --> 00:28:41,515
- I think the
- biggest misconception
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- 00:28:41,517 --> 00:28:43,954
- is that I'm out to kill
- everyone.
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- 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,592
- Really, I'm just trying
- to be a good citizen.
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- 00:28:55,131 --> 00:28:59,137
- Part of the day job is
- writing down their names,
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- 00:29:00,236 --> 00:29:01,371
- then there's the wallet.
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- 00:29:03,373 --> 00:29:04,842
- She only had an address.
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- 00:29:08,344 --> 00:29:10,948
- And that's how it all started.
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- 00:29:59,163 --> 00:30:00,398
- What are you doing?
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- 00:30:05,569 --> 00:30:06,667
- What are you doing in here?
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- 00:30:21,017 --> 00:30:23,186
- So she's dead.
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- 00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:32,562
- You don't remember me, do you?
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- 00:31:00,357 --> 00:31:01,359
- Fun times.
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- 00:31:11,234 --> 00:31:12,971
- This is so cool.
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- 00:31:19,243 --> 00:31:20,345
- Do you wanna hang out?
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- 00:31:24,113 --> 00:31:26,116
- I don't know why
- I stayed with her so long.
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- 00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,520
- There was just something about
- her.
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- I had fun.
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- 00:31:33,657 --> 00:31:36,327
- And she made me do things
- I'd never done before.
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- 00:31:38,395 --> 00:31:39,763
- We could talk about anything.
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- 00:31:43,399 --> 00:31:45,535
- And even when I
- accidentally killed someone,
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- she didn't mind.
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- She was,
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- 00:31:51,574 --> 00:31:52,676
- well, she was perfect.
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- 00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:56,647
- She made me forget who I was.
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- 00:31:59,782 --> 00:32:02,453
- But then came the party.
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- 00:32:09,493 --> 00:32:11,029
- I'm getting clothes out.
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- 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,297
- For the party we're going to.
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- 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:22,106
- Well, they're not for me.
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- 00:32:33,716 --> 00:32:35,052
- You look fine.
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- 00:32:37,387 --> 00:32:38,455
- Do you wanna dance?
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- Suit yourself.
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- 00:33:00,776 --> 00:33:01,645
- Come on.
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- 00:33:07,684 --> 00:33:09,416
- It was in that moment
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- 00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:10,787
- I could see I was losing her.
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- 00:33:13,623 --> 00:33:14,491
- And fast.
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- 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,096
- I knew what I needed to do.
- 256
- 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,367
- If I really wanted her,
- I had to take a chance.
- 257
- 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:32,642
- And maybe she would hold out her
- hand
- 258
- 00:33:33,944 --> 00:33:36,214
- and our dance could begin.
- 259
- 00:33:43,786 --> 00:33:44,654
- Life
- 260
- 00:33:45,755 --> 00:33:46,623
- and death,
- 261
- 00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:49,792
- together.
- 262
- 00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:56,267
- But it didn't happen that way.
- 263
- 00:35:06,869 --> 00:35:08,969
- Mom, English, please.
- 264
- 00:35:08,971 --> 00:35:09,873
- We have a guest.
- 265
- 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:11,973
- Fine.
- 266
- 00:35:11,975 --> 00:35:13,474
- It's your turn to do grace.
- 267
- 00:35:13,476 --> 00:35:14,541
- Mom...
- 268
- 00:35:14,543 --> 00:35:15,712
- Listen to your mother.
- 269
- 00:35:23,753 --> 00:35:25,322
- Dear Baby Jesus,
- 270
- 00:35:27,424 --> 00:35:28,857
- thank you for this good day.
- 271
- 00:35:28,859 --> 00:35:31,458
- Thank you for this good food.
- 272
- 00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:32,393
- Thank you for mom who made the
- food.
- 273
- 00:35:32,395 --> 00:35:33,895
- Rory.
- 274
- 00:35:33,897 --> 00:35:35,963
- Thank you for
- our guest today and...
- 275
- 00:35:35,965 --> 00:35:36,831
- Rory!
- 276
- 00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:37,702
- Not now.
- 277
- 00:35:38,902 --> 00:35:39,701
- Are you okay, baby?
- 278
- 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:41,636
- I'm fine.
- 279
- 00:35:41,638 --> 00:35:42,505
- It's okay.
- 280
- 00:35:43,739 --> 00:35:45,907
- Anyway, once again,
- 281
- 00:35:45,909 --> 00:35:49,677
- thank you for our wonderful
- guest today,
- 282
- 00:35:49,679 --> 00:35:53,384
- and I pray that we have
- a great day all together.
- 283
- 00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:55,453
- Stop it!
- 284
- 00:35:57,386 --> 00:35:58,522
- Get back here!
- 285
- 00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:04,661
- Ha!
- 286
- 00:36:21,377 --> 00:36:23,313
- Is that all you've got?
- 287
- 00:36:25,915 --> 00:36:26,883
- Get rid of her.
- 288
- 00:36:45,835 --> 00:36:46,703
- Rory!
- 289
- 00:36:47,603 --> 00:36:48,471
- Stop.
- 290
- 00:37:31,647 --> 00:37:32,780
- I know, I know.
- 291
- 00:37:32,782 --> 00:37:33,884
- I'll walk myself out.
- 292
- 00:38:01,177 --> 00:38:02,244
- Alright.
- 293
- 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:04,878
- I'm gonna go see how much
- a room is for the night.
- 294
- 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,884
- What about that one across the
- street?
- 295
- 00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:10,988
- Hmm, I didn't even see that
- motel.
- 296
- 00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:16,056
- How about you go cross the road
- and see how much that one is
- 297
- 00:38:16,058 --> 00:38:17,925
- and we'll see which room's
- cheaper?
- 298
- 00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:18,929
- Alright.
- 299
- 00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:31,473
- Hi.
- 300
- 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:35,145
- Um, how much for a room?
- 301
- 00:38:36,078 --> 00:38:37,547
- How many peoples?
- 302
- 00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:39,817
- Just one room.
- 303
- 00:38:40,817 --> 00:38:41,886
- Any pets?
- 304
- 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,085
- No.
- 305
- 00:38:45,087 --> 00:38:47,489
- 55.50.
- 306
- 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,159
- Thanks.
- 307
- 00:39:00,170 --> 00:39:01,101
- Hey.
- 308
- 00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:02,603
- This one's 55.50.
- 309
- 00:39:02,605 --> 00:39:04,005
- So is that one.
- 310
- 00:39:04,007 --> 00:39:04,873
- Really?
- 311
- 00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,174
- Well, this one's closer.
- 312
- 00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:07,574
- You wanna just stay here.
- 313
- 00:39:07,576 --> 00:39:08,446
- Yeah, sure.
- 314
- 00:39:14,717 --> 00:39:15,983
- Hey again.
- 315
- 00:39:15,985 --> 00:39:17,552
- We're gonna take the room.
- 316
- 00:39:17,554 --> 00:39:19,954
- Uh, this looks exactly like...
- 317
- 00:39:19,956 --> 00:39:21,125
- How many peoples?
- 318
- 00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:23,127
- It's just us.
- 319
- 00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,226
- Any pets?
- 320
- 00:39:25,228 --> 00:39:26,096
- No.
- 321
- 00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,730
- 95.50, please.
- 322
- 00:39:29,732 --> 00:39:30,900
- You don't remember me?
- 323
- 00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:34,768
- You said it was 55.50 for a
- room.
- 324
- 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,704
- 55.50, one person.
- 325
- 00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:40,578
- Two peoples, 95.50.
- 326
- 00:39:42,612 --> 00:39:46,079
- You don't understand
- here, we just need one room.
- 327
- 00:39:46,081 --> 00:39:46,913
- We're gonna share a room.
- 328
- 00:39:46,915 --> 00:39:49,083
- Is that what you don't
- understand?
- 329
- 00:39:49,085 --> 00:39:50,654
- You think we need two rooms?
- 330
- 00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:57,025
- Two people, one room, 95.50.
- 331
- 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:57,891
- You're serious.
- 332
- 00:39:57,893 --> 00:39:59,562
- Alright, I'll give you 60.
- 333
- 00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:03,030
- 95.50.
- 334
- 00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:06,601
- It's either 60 or we leave.
- 335
- 00:40:06,603 --> 00:40:08,201
- You want us to leave?
- 336
- 00:40:08,203 --> 00:40:09,272
- Is that what you want?
- 337
- 00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:12,974
- Fine.
- 338
- 00:40:12,976 --> 00:40:14,576
- You just lost a customer,
- 339
- 00:40:14,578 --> 00:40:16,744
- probably your only customer of
- the night.
- 340
- 00:40:16,746 --> 00:40:18,313
- How do you feel about that, hmm?
- 341
- 00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:20,648
- You're feeling pretty
- ridiculous now, aren't you?
- 342
- 00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:21,819
- Let's get outta here.
- 343
- 00:40:26,156 --> 00:40:28,989
- You know, you're not the
- only motel on this road.
- 344
- 00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:31,159
- There's many other motels
- that we could stay at.
- 345
- 00:40:31,161 --> 00:40:33,061
- I just don't want you thinking
- that you're the only one,
- 346
- 00:40:33,063 --> 00:40:34,228
- 'cause you're not the only one.
- 347
- 00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:35,228
- I'm just saying that you're
- not...
- 348
- 00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:36,096
- Come on, Brad.
- 349
- 00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:36,965
- Come on.
- 350
- 00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:38,800
- You're not the only one.
- 351
- 00:40:50,346 --> 00:40:53,116
- Yeah, we're, uh, we're
- gonna take the room.
- 352
- 00:40:54,384 --> 00:40:55,619
- How many peoples?
- 353
- 00:40:57,152 --> 00:40:59,119
- Uh, it's just us.
- 354
- 00:40:59,121 --> 00:41:00,123
- Any pets?
- 355
- 00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:01,958
- No.
- 356
- 00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:04,858
- 110.50, please.
- 357
- 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,860
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 358
- 00:41:05,862 --> 00:41:06,728
- 110?
- 359
- 00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:08,695
- I was just in here and you said
- 55.50.
- 360
- 00:41:08,697 --> 00:41:11,965
- Yes, 55.50 for one person.
- 361
- 00:41:11,967 --> 00:41:14,871
- Two peoples, 110.50, please.
- 362
- 00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,672
- You know, the guy across the
- street,
- 363
- 00:41:18,674 --> 00:41:20,907
- he offered us 95.50 for one
- room.
- 364
- 00:41:20,909 --> 00:41:22,143
- No.
- 365
- 00:41:22,145 --> 00:41:23,244
- Yeah.
- 366
- 00:41:23,246 --> 00:41:24,978
- So if you want us to stay,
- 367
- 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:26,850
- you're gonna have to
- bring your price down.
- 368
- 00:41:28,051 --> 00:41:28,916
- I sorry.
- 369
- 00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:29,787
- I can't do it.
- 370
- 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:34,956
- Let's, let's just go get
- the room in the other motel.
- 371
- 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:36,424
- I'm tired.
- 372
- 00:41:36,426 --> 00:41:38,125
- I just don't wanna deal
- with this crap anymore.
- 373
- 00:41:38,127 --> 00:41:39,860
- That's fine.
- 374
- 00:41:39,862 --> 00:41:42,299
- You know, buddy, you just
- lost yourself a customer.
- 375
- 00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:45,900
- Get a good look 'cause
- you're seeing us walk out
- 376
- 00:41:45,902 --> 00:41:49,070
- your front door, and that's
- money out of your pocket, pal.
- 377
- 00:41:49,072 --> 00:41:51,739
- Only now, we're not coming back.
- 378
- 00:41:51,741 --> 00:41:52,706
- How does that feel?
- 379
- 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,108
- Literally, two of us,
- 380
- 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,780
- money out of your pocket,
- out the front door.
- 381
- 00:42:03,185 --> 00:42:04,284
- Fine.
- 382
- 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:05,188
- Suit yourself.
- 383
- 00:42:13,929 --> 00:42:15,832
- Alright, you got us.
- 384
- 00:42:16,799 --> 00:42:19,166
- We're gonna take the room.
- 385
- 00:42:19,168 --> 00:42:20,371
- How many peoples?
- 386
- 00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:22,138
- What?
- 387
- 00:42:23,005 --> 00:42:23,873
- How
- 388
- 00:42:24,873 --> 00:42:25,908
- many
- 389
- 00:42:26,909 --> 00:42:27,777
- peoples?
- 390
- 00:42:29,145 --> 00:42:30,980
- What do you mean how many
- peoples?
- 391
- 00:42:33,049 --> 00:42:33,917
- It's just us.
- 392
- 00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,054
- Any pets?
- 393
- 00:42:38,922 --> 00:42:39,790
- No.
- 394
- 00:42:41,891 --> 00:42:43,056
- 110.50.
- 395
- 00:42:43,058 --> 00:42:44,358
- 100?
- 396
- 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,259
- What happened to 95?
- 397
- 00:42:46,261 --> 00:42:47,962
- I talked to my neighbor
- across the street.
- 398
- 00:42:47,964 --> 00:42:49,864
- He said I charging too little.
- 399
- 00:42:49,866 --> 00:42:50,864
- Too little?
- 400
- 00:42:50,866 --> 00:42:52,300
- What's wrong with you peoples?
- 401
- 00:42:52,302 --> 00:42:53,201
- Brad.
- 402
- 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:54,469
- No, no, no.
- 403
- 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:56,971
- Listen, I'll give you the 95.
- 404
- 00:42:56,973 --> 00:42:58,505
- Sorry, I can't take that.
- 405
- 00:42:58,507 --> 00:43:01,442
- I have to keep up with competition
- or I go out of business.
- 406
- 00:43:01,444 --> 00:43:02,143
- Competition.
- 407
- 00:43:02,145 --> 00:43:04,078
- But there's nobody else here.
- 408
- 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,813
- How do you...
- 409
- 00:43:05,815 --> 00:43:09,784
- Maybe you don't get the
- idea behind competition.
- 410
- 00:43:09,786 --> 00:43:13,791
- The idea is you lower
- the price or we walk.
- 411
- 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:18,925
- I'm sorry.
- 412
- 00:43:18,927 --> 00:43:19,797
- I can't do it.
- 413
- 00:43:20,462 --> 00:43:21,462
- It's fine.
- 414
- 00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:22,299
- We're walking.
- 415
- 00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:31,007
- Fine with me.
- 416
- 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,880
- This is really starting to annoy
- me.
- 417
- 00:43:39,882 --> 00:43:40,915
- Let's just go.
- 418
- 00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:43,217
- I mean my guy said 55.50.
- 419
- 00:43:43,219 --> 00:43:44,184
- You heard him, right?
- 420
- 00:43:44,186 --> 00:43:45,520
- Well, I heard my guy across
- the street.
- 421
- 00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:47,054
- I didn't hear your guy.
- 422
- 00:43:47,056 --> 00:43:49,489
- Well, my guy said the same
- thing.
- 423
- 00:43:49,491 --> 00:43:50,891
- Wait, what is that?
- 424
- 00:43:50,893 --> 00:43:51,726
- What?
- 425
- 00:43:51,728 --> 00:43:54,128
- That over there across the
- street.
- 426
- 00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:55,862
- Is that another motel?
- 427
- 00:43:55,864 --> 00:43:57,133
- It looks like it.
- 428
- 00:44:08,944 --> 00:44:10,747
- Oh, I don't get it.
- 429
- 00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:13,547
- Is this some kind of
- joke?
- 430
- 00:44:13,549 --> 00:44:16,884
- There must be some kind
- of strange motel monopoly
- 431
- 00:44:16,886 --> 00:44:17,888
- on this road.
- 432
- 00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:21,021
- Is anyone here?
- 433
- 00:44:21,023 --> 00:44:22,025
- I don't think so.
- 434
- 00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:36,938
- What the hell!
- 435
- 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:39,042
- Good Lord, this is possible.
- 436
- 00:44:39,976 --> 00:44:40,844
- Yes?
- 437
- 00:44:43,246 --> 00:44:44,148
- We need a room.
- 438
- 00:44:46,415 --> 00:44:47,850
- How many peoples?
- 439
- 00:44:53,089 --> 00:44:55,125
- We don't have any pets.
- 440
- 00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,190
- It's okay.
- 441
- 00:44:57,192 --> 00:44:58,491
- Pets are free.
- 442
- 00:44:58,493 --> 00:44:59,893
- Oh, good.
- 443
- 00:44:59,895 --> 00:45:01,330
- It's 95.50.
- 444
- 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,168
- Oh, my god.
- 445
- 00:45:07,002 --> 00:45:08,437
- Are you to be having vehicle?
- 446
- 00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:11,942
- - Yes.
- - Yeah.
- 447
- 00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:14,344
- $40 for parking.
- 448
- 00:45:19,181 --> 00:45:20,915
- You know, I can't keep doing
- this.
- 449
- 00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:21,581
- Let's just go.
- 450
- 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:22,449
- Let's get outta here.
- 451
- 00:45:22,451 --> 00:45:23,684
- I don't know about you,
- 452
- 00:45:23,686 --> 00:45:25,619
- but I've never heard of foreign
- triplet motel barons before.
- 453
- 00:45:25,621 --> 00:45:26,587
- Let's just go.
- 454
- 00:45:26,589 --> 00:45:28,121
- Hey, there must be other
- motels up the road.
- 455
- 00:45:28,123 --> 00:45:28,989
- There's not.
- 456
- 00:45:28,991 --> 00:45:30,090
- Not for miles!
- 457
- 00:45:30,092 --> 00:45:31,157
- Let's just go anyway.
- 458
- 00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:32,092
- I'll drive.
- 459
- 00:45:32,094 --> 00:45:32,960
- No.
- 460
- 00:45:32,962 --> 00:45:33,761
- First, let me see how much
- 461
- 00:45:33,763 --> 00:45:34,494
- that first guy charged for
- parking.
- 462
- 00:45:34,496 --> 00:45:35,730
- No.
- 463
- 00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:38,666
- Brad, I'm not gonna pay $150
- to sleep for three hours, okay?
- 464
- 00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:39,532
- That's insane.
- 465
- 00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:40,500
- The sun is coming up.
- 466
- 00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:41,636
- Well, good for the sun.
- 467
- 00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:43,036
- Brad, stop it.
- 468
- 00:45:43,038 --> 00:45:44,105
- Get outta my way.
- 469
- 00:45:44,107 --> 00:45:45,038
- Stop it!
- 470
- 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,641
- Get outta my way!
- 471
- 00:46:07,996 --> 00:46:09,529
- Yes?
- 472
- 00:46:09,531 --> 00:46:13,534
- So your rooms are $110.50,
- right?
- 473
- 00:46:13,536 --> 00:46:14,969
- Yes.
- 474
- 00:46:14,971 --> 00:46:17,373
- Okay, do you charge for
- parking?
- 475
- 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,974
- Yes.
- 476
- 00:46:19,976 --> 00:46:22,179
- How much do you charge for
- parking?
- 477
- 00:46:24,514 --> 00:46:26,212
- $30.
- 478
- 00:46:26,214 --> 00:46:27,415
- $30?
- 479
- 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,886
- No, it's not bad.
- 480
- 00:46:30,085 --> 00:46:31,384
- Yes, it is bad.
- 481
- 00:46:31,386 --> 00:46:33,219
- It's the same price as the other
- place.
- 482
- 00:46:33,221 --> 00:46:35,623
- No, this is what we want.
- 483
- 00:46:35,625 --> 00:46:37,561
- This is where we're going to
- stay.
- 484
- 00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:39,626
- Let's just go.
- 485
- 00:46:39,628 --> 00:46:40,695
- No.
- 486
- 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,297
- Brad, are you crazy?
- 487
- 00:46:43,299 --> 00:46:44,632
- Listen, I'll put it on my
- credit card.
- 488
- 00:46:44,634 --> 00:46:46,032
- I'll get the points.
- 489
- 00:46:46,034 --> 00:46:47,634
- We won't leave empty handed.
- 490
- 00:46:47,636 --> 00:46:50,070
- Sorry, no credit card.
- 491
- 00:46:50,072 --> 00:46:51,174
- Cash only, please.
- 492
- 00:47:01,217 --> 00:47:02,085
- Watch your step.
- 493
- 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:12,726
- I'm not gonna spend 150
- cash for a motel room.
- 494
- 00:47:12,728 --> 00:47:13,728
- That's just insane.
- 495
- 00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:15,362
- It's only $75 each.
- 496
- 00:47:15,364 --> 00:47:16,297
- It's still not bad.
- 497
- 00:47:16,299 --> 00:47:17,498
- Think about what you're
- saying, okay?
- 498
- 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,666
- It doesn't make sense.
- 499
- 00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:20,166
- No, that's where you're wrong.
- 500
- 00:47:20,168 --> 00:47:21,134
- They wanna play this game?
- 501
- 00:47:21,136 --> 00:47:22,737
- They don't know who they're
- dealing with.
- 502
- 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:23,938
- I'm prepared to pay twice that.
- 503
- 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:26,407
- Whoa, think about what you're
- saying for a second, okay?
- 504
- 00:47:26,409 --> 00:47:28,244
- Just think about what you're
- saying.
- 505
- 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,079
- They just don't want
- us to stay here tonight.
- 506
- 00:47:32,081 --> 00:47:33,514
- Don't you understand?
- 507
- 00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:35,583
- It's all a game to them!
- 508
- 00:47:35,585 --> 00:47:37,018
- Look, let's just go.
- 509
- 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,753
- That'll fix this whole thing.
- 510
- 00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:40,958
- No, we can beat 'em.
- 511
- 00:47:41,790 --> 00:47:44,090
- What does that mean?
- 512
- 00:47:44,092 --> 00:47:47,628
- Honest to god, Roger, I'm
- gonna stay here tonight.
- 513
- 00:47:47,630 --> 00:47:49,232
- Do you understand me?
- 514
- 00:48:14,757 --> 00:48:16,592
- Roger, wake up.
- 515
- 00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:18,826
- What?
- 516
- 00:48:18,828 --> 00:48:19,696
- What?
- 517
- 00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:23,697
- My dad's wiring us the money.
- 518
- 00:48:23,699 --> 00:48:24,568
- We're golden.
- 519
- 00:48:25,534 --> 00:48:27,534
- Brad, it's morning.
- 520
- 00:48:27,536 --> 00:48:28,636
- I know.
- 521
- 00:48:28,638 --> 00:48:30,337
- We're close.
- 522
- 00:48:30,339 --> 00:48:31,607
- It's starting to take form.
- 523
- 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,509
- We're almost there.
- 524
- 00:48:34,743 --> 00:48:36,412
- What's that on the windshield?
- 525
- 00:48:54,797 --> 00:48:56,333
- Parking ticket?
- 526
- 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:12,182
- What is this?
- 527
- 00:49:13,248 --> 00:49:16,349
- Are you trying to screw with us
- now?
- 528
- 00:49:16,351 --> 00:49:18,587
- Well, I got news for you, pal.
- 529
- 00:49:19,489 --> 00:49:23,659
- We've got money on its
- way, so you haven't won.
- 530
- 00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:25,728
- It's not over.
- 531
- 00:49:33,469 --> 00:49:36,072
- I just want a room.
- 532
- 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:38,542
- I'm freezing.
- 533
- 00:49:39,674 --> 00:49:40,543
- I'm tired.
- 534
- 00:49:42,310 --> 00:49:44,213
- And I can't keep on doing this.
- 535
- 00:49:45,848 --> 00:49:47,284
- You win, you win.
- 536
- 00:49:48,484 --> 00:49:51,619
- Okay, sorry.
- 537
- 00:49:51,621 --> 00:49:52,489
- I'm sorry.
- 538
- 00:49:53,889 --> 00:49:57,094
- Is that what you wanna hear, I'm
- sorry?
- 539
- 00:49:59,761 --> 00:50:01,130
- I just want a room.
- 540
- 00:50:03,598 --> 00:50:05,334
- How many peoples?
- 541
- 00:50:11,206 --> 00:50:12,208
- Any pets?
- 542
- 00:50:27,389 --> 00:50:28,355
- Hey, guys.
- 543
- 00:50:28,357 --> 00:50:30,357
- It's Lulu, your favorite foodie.
- 544
- 00:50:30,359 --> 00:50:33,259
- And today, I'm gonna be
- reviewing Tim's famous
- 545
- 00:50:33,261 --> 00:50:37,333
- double-decker burger on
- Lulu's no soy reviews.
- 546
- 00:50:40,802 --> 00:50:43,536
- Look at this monster.
- 547
- 00:50:43,538 --> 00:50:45,206
- So we're gonna make today a
- burger day.
- 548
- 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,639
- And the reason I'm so excited
- 549
- 00:50:46,641 --> 00:50:50,413
- is that I get to stuff myself
- with burgers all day long.
- 550
- 00:50:53,415 --> 00:50:54,480
- Jesus Christ, Carol.
- 551
- 00:50:54,482 --> 00:50:56,152
- Can't you see I'm working here?
- 552
- 00:50:56,953 --> 00:50:58,588
- You're promoting death again?
- 553
- 00:51:04,427 --> 00:51:05,291
- What the hell!
- 554
- 00:51:05,293 --> 00:51:06,626
- Are you PMS-ing?
- 555
- 00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:08,661
- Meat is murder.
- 556
- 00:51:08,663 --> 00:51:10,598
- Meat is good.
- 557
- 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,465
- Burgers are good.
- 558
- 00:51:12,467 --> 00:51:13,967
- So why don't you quit harassing
- me
- 559
- 00:51:13,969 --> 00:51:16,003
- before I go tell mom again.
- 560
- 00:51:16,005 --> 00:51:19,505
- Why don't you tell your
- nine subscribers the truth?
- 561
- 00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,310
- Soy is the way.
- 562
- 00:51:42,464 --> 00:51:46,402
- FYI, soy sucks.
- 563
- 00:51:50,339 --> 00:51:51,775
- That's so disgusting.
- 564
- 00:51:52,875 --> 00:51:53,743
- Oink oink.
- 565
- 00:51:57,679 --> 00:51:59,612
- That burger is murder,
- 566
- 00:51:59,614 --> 00:52:00,880
- and I don't want it
- anywhere in this house.
- 567
- 00:52:00,882 --> 00:52:01,750
- Do you hear me?
- 568
- 00:52:02,884 --> 00:52:05,619
- If you only knew what they
- did to those poor animals,
- 569
- 00:52:05,621 --> 00:52:07,887
- you would not be enjoying that
- thing.
- 570
- 00:52:07,889 --> 00:52:09,623
- This thing is a delicious,
- 571
- 00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:12,625
- mouth-watering work of meaty
- art.
- 572
- 00:52:12,627 --> 00:52:13,761
- It's murder.
- 573
- 00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:15,429
- Can't you see that?
- 574
- 00:52:15,431 --> 00:52:17,431
- I can't believe you're
- promoting the mistreatment
- 575
- 00:52:17,433 --> 00:52:20,534
- and exploitation of
- animals just to get likes
- 576
- 00:52:20,536 --> 00:52:23,070
- on some stupid online video
- channel.
- 577
- 00:52:23,072 --> 00:52:25,405
- My channel isn't stupid.
- 578
- 00:52:25,407 --> 00:52:27,007
- It's fairly educational.
- 579
- 00:52:27,009 --> 00:52:29,742
- And my 67,000 subscribers
- 580
- 00:52:29,744 --> 00:52:33,346
- love my deliciously meaty food
- reviews.
- 581
- 00:52:33,348 --> 00:52:35,484
- So take your vegan crusade
- elsewhere.
- 582
- 00:52:41,656 --> 00:52:46,626
- Welcome back to yet another
- one of Lulu's no soy reviews,
- 583
- 00:52:46,628 --> 00:52:47,994
- just for you.
- 584
- 00:52:47,996 --> 00:52:49,730
- That burger is murder.
- 585
- 00:52:49,732 --> 00:52:52,099
- As you can see, it's a
- charcoal burger
- 586
- 00:52:52,101 --> 00:52:54,668
- with all the delicious fixins.
- 587
- 00:52:54,670 --> 00:52:58,538
- Hmm, this is heaven on a bun
- if heaven was full of dead
- 588
- 00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:02,411
- charred cows and smothered
- in Tim's famous secret sauce.
- 589
- 00:53:03,545 --> 00:53:04,610
- Mmm.
- 590
- 00:53:36,712 --> 00:53:38,978
- You're what's
- wrong with this world.
- 591
- 00:53:38,980 --> 00:53:39,880
- And this is actually
- 592
- 00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:41,581
- one of the best burgers I've
- ever had.
- 593
- 00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:45,652
- It's rare and juicy,
- with just enough char.
- 594
- 00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:46,523
- Mmm.
- 595
- 00:53:48,824 --> 00:53:49,822
- Lu!
- 596
- 00:53:49,824 --> 00:53:50,926
- What now?
- 597
- 00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:57,867
- Say tofu, bitch.
- 598
- 00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:02,603
- At least
- four people have been killed
- 599
- 00:54:02,605 --> 00:54:04,570
- and 10 injured following another
- attack
- 600
- 00:54:04,572 --> 00:54:07,141
- by the so-called vegan
- vigilante, this time
- 601
- 00:54:07,143 --> 00:54:09,143
- at an all you can eat
- steak and lobster buffet
- 602
- 00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:12,612
- in a small rural town
- outside San Antonio, Texas.
- 603
- 00:54:12,614 --> 00:54:13,846
- This individual is responsible
- 604
- 00:54:13,848 --> 00:54:16,449
- for approximately 15 murders, 12
- assaults,
- 605
- 00:54:16,451 --> 00:54:19,522
- and an attack on a Fourth of
- July hotdog eating competition.
- 606
- 00:54:21,623 --> 00:54:22,491
- Hello.
- 607
- 00:54:23,592 --> 00:54:24,791
- Oh, hey.
- 608
- 00:54:24,793 --> 00:54:25,795
- How are you?
- 609
- 00:54:26,761 --> 00:54:27,594
- No, it's a good time.
- 610
- 00:54:27,596 --> 00:54:29,032
- No, I'm just getting in the
- door.
- 611
- 00:54:30,031 --> 00:54:31,400
- Yeah, it was a long day.
- 612
- 00:54:33,034 --> 00:54:35,138
- Actually, I'm not doing anything
- tonight.
- 613
- 00:54:36,639 --> 00:54:38,905
- Yeah, I'm keeping it real
- simple.
- 614
- 00:54:38,907 --> 00:54:39,873
- I'm tired, man.
- 615
- 00:54:39,875 --> 00:54:42,608
- I actually picked up
- an apple pie yesterday.
- 616
- 00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:44,177
- Well, a slice of pie.
- 617
- 00:54:44,179 --> 00:54:47,514
- So I'm pretty much gonna eat
- that and watch some Netflix.
- 618
- 00:54:47,516 --> 00:54:51,918
- You know, the life of a solo
- traveler.
- 619
- 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:52,788
- Yeah.
- 620
- 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,588
- No, it's like my favorite apple
- pie.
- 621
- 00:54:55,590 --> 00:54:56,290
- And it's vegan too, which is
- good
- 622
- 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:58,958
- because I just switched to vegan
- 623
- 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,830
- because it's the hip thing
- to do these days, they say.
- 624
- 00:55:03,732 --> 00:55:04,797
- Yeah.
- 625
- 00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:06,869
- No, I mean I'm sure I can
- catch you later though.
- 626
- 00:55:08,203 --> 00:55:09,069
- Yeah, for sure.
- 627
- 00:55:09,071 --> 00:55:09,938
- I mean.
- 628
- 00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:11,672
- I gotta be honest.
- 629
- 00:55:11,674 --> 00:55:13,005
- I'm probably not gonna get back
- to you.
- 630
- 00:55:13,007 --> 00:55:13,840
- Yeah, I'm pretty stoked
- 631
- 00:55:13,842 --> 00:55:16,546
- to just watch Netflix and eat my
- pie.
- 632
- 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,112
- Yeah, I'm sure we can do
- something next week though.
- 633
- 00:55:19,114 --> 00:55:20,813
- Yeah, for sure.
- 634
- 00:55:20,815 --> 00:55:21,815
- Alright, dude.
- 635
- 00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:22,918
- Okay, peace.
- 636
- 00:55:35,697 --> 00:55:36,364
- ♪ Netflix and pie ♪
- 637
- 00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:37,697
- ♪ Yeah, Netflix and pie ♪
- 638
- 00:55:37,699 --> 00:55:39,099
- ♪ Netflix and pie ♪
- 639
- 00:55:39,101 --> 00:55:40,567
- ♪ Netflix and pie ♪
- 640
- 00:55:40,569 --> 00:55:41,534
- ♪ Netflix and pie ♪
- 641
- 00:55:41,536 --> 00:55:42,201
- ♪ Netflix and pie ♪
- 642
- 00:55:42,203 --> 00:55:43,837
- ♪ Netflix and pie ♪
- 643
- 00:55:43,839 --> 00:55:45,038
- ♪ Apple pie ♪
- 644
- 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,572
- ♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪
- 645
- 00:55:46,574 --> 00:55:47,974
- ♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪
- 646
- 00:55:47,976 --> 00:55:53,012
- ♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪
- 647
- 00:55:53,014 --> 00:55:56,485
- ♪ Netflix and apple pie ♪
- 648
- 00:55:57,853 --> 00:55:59,688
- Oh, my life is sad.
- 649
- 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:30,052
- What the fuck!
- 650
- 00:56:40,128 --> 00:56:41,264
- What the fuck?
- 651
- 00:56:45,768 --> 00:56:47,136
- Where the fuck is my pie?
- 652
- 00:56:55,143 --> 00:56:56,009
- Hello?
- 653
- 00:56:56,011 --> 00:56:56,976
- Hello?
- 654
- 00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,344
- Hey, hey.
- 655
- 00:56:58,346 --> 00:57:01,348
- I don't know if this is a weird
- question.
- 656
- 00:57:01,350 --> 00:57:06,556
- I was in yesterday and I
- bought a piece of apple pie.
- 657
- 00:57:07,121 --> 00:57:11,257
- Yeah, I was wearing a
- black sweatshirt, jeans.
- 658
- 00:57:11,259 --> 00:57:12,326
- It was like two o'clock.
- 659
- 00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:13,194
- No, yeah, I know.
- 660
- 00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:15,862
- A lot of people probably come in
- there
- 661
- 00:57:15,864 --> 00:57:17,900
- buying pie because it's
- delicious.
- 662
- 00:57:18,833 --> 00:57:20,666
- But it was me though.
- 663
- 00:57:20,668 --> 00:57:24,239
- I had like jeans on, a black
- t-shirt,
- 664
- 00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:28,977
- kinda boyishly handsome,
- some might say baby faced.
- 665
- 00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:30,710
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 666
- 00:57:30,712 --> 00:57:31,777
- I look like the Gerber baby.
- 667
- 00:57:31,779 --> 00:57:33,346
- Yes, yes, that's me, yes.
- 668
- 00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:36,282
- I bought apple pie, right?
- 669
- 00:57:36,284 --> 00:57:38,217
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 670
- 00:57:38,219 --> 00:57:41,757
- Okay, so I'm not crazy.
- 671
- 00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:44,293
- No, yeah, no, no, thank you.
- 672
- 00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:46,293
- Yeah.
- 673
- 00:57:46,295 --> 00:57:47,661
- It's just the weirdest thing.
- 674
- 00:57:47,663 --> 00:57:50,197
- I think I've lost my, nevermind.
- 675
- 00:57:50,199 --> 00:57:51,364
- Anyways, thank you, thank you.
- 676
- 00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:53,065
- Okay, okay, bye.
- 677
- 00:57:53,067 --> 00:57:54,367
- Thanks.
- 678
- 00:57:54,369 --> 00:57:55,837
- What the fuck?
- 679
- 00:57:59,340 --> 00:58:04,313
- What do you do when you
- lose your apple pie?
- 680
- 00:58:07,815 --> 00:58:08,951
- Fucking nothing?
- 681
- 00:58:11,686 --> 00:58:12,355
- Let me try Bing.
- 682
- 00:58:13,755 --> 00:58:16,288
- Lost my apple pie.
- 683
- 00:58:16,290 --> 00:58:17,991
- Help, I lost my apple pie,
- Yahoo! answers.
- 684
- 00:58:17,993 --> 00:58:19,025
- Yes!
- 685
- 00:58:19,027 --> 00:58:20,126
- Holy shit, Bing worked.
- 686
- 00:58:20,128 --> 00:58:21,194
- Help, I lost my recipe.
- 687
- 00:58:21,196 --> 00:58:22,161
- Recipe?
- 688
- 00:58:22,163 --> 00:58:23,031
- Shit!
- 689
- 00:58:28,002 --> 00:58:28,870
- No.
- 690
- 00:58:30,304 --> 00:58:31,404
- No.
- 691
- 00:58:31,406 --> 00:58:32,973
- No.
- 692
- 00:58:32,975 --> 00:58:33,842
- No.
- 693
- 00:58:35,877 --> 00:58:36,745
- No.
- 694
- 00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:43,016
- No.
- 695
- 00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:44,153
- What the fuck?
- 696
- 00:58:45,219 --> 00:58:46,355
- What the fuck?
- 697
- 00:58:47,956 --> 00:58:52,962
- Holy shit.
- 698
- 00:58:59,768 --> 00:59:00,637
- Whoo.
- 699
- 00:59:01,369 --> 00:59:02,904
- You scared the shit outta me.
- 700
- 00:59:15,016 --> 00:59:16,049
- Yeah, David's coming.
- 701
- 00:59:16,051 --> 00:59:17,483
- He just,
- 702
- 00:59:17,485 --> 00:59:20,186
- yeah, he went out to get
- Halloween decorations
- 703
- 00:59:20,188 --> 00:59:21,857
- and a costume apparently.
- 704
- 00:59:23,225 --> 00:59:26,226
- Yeah, I know it's only September,
- but what can I tell you.
- 705
- 00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:27,864
- He's into all that spooky shit.
- 706
- 00:59:30,465 --> 00:59:32,199
- Okay, okay, but call me back.
- 707
- 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,670
- I'm trying to hear about
- this guy you're seeing.
- 708
- 00:59:36,170 --> 00:59:37,337
- I'm not nosy.
- 709
- 00:59:37,339 --> 00:59:39,107
- I'm just curious.
- 710
- 00:59:40,342 --> 00:59:41,208
- Alright, alright.
- 711
- 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:42,177
- Okay, cool, bye.
- 712
- 01:00:23,851 --> 01:00:24,721
- David?
- 713
- 01:00:28,223 --> 01:00:30,523
- That is your sad attempt
- at trying to frighten me?
- 714
- 01:00:30,525 --> 01:00:31,724
- Unoriginal.
- 715
- 01:00:31,726 --> 01:00:33,893
- I think I married something
- a little more bone chilling
- 716
- 01:00:33,895 --> 01:00:35,464
- than a white bed sheet.
- 717
- 01:00:37,465 --> 01:00:39,900
- Honestly, David, don't be a
- meatball.
- 718
- 01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:42,402
- This isn't funny or scary.
- 719
- 01:00:42,404 --> 01:00:45,308
- Take off the sheets and
- let's go watch Netflix.
- 720
- 01:00:48,976 --> 01:00:49,846
- David?
- 721
- 01:01:06,862 --> 01:01:09,295
- David, I'm not in the mood for
- this.
- 722
- 01:01:09,297 --> 01:01:12,098
- My tits are sore, my back aches.
- 723
- 01:01:12,100 --> 01:01:13,302
- Cut the shit, okay?
- 724
- 01:01:24,513 --> 01:01:28,317
- Baby, if you're in the
- mood to be under a sheet,
- 725
- 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,451
- why don't we take this to the
- bedroom?
- 726
- 01:01:31,453 --> 01:01:33,887
- I could put on that little thing
- you like
- 727
- 01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:36,392
- and we can play naughty
- ghost games together.
- 728
- 01:01:40,127 --> 01:01:41,261
- Fine, whatever.
- 729
- 01:01:41,263 --> 01:01:43,963
- But this is getting really
- weird, okay, even for you.
- 730
- 01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:45,264
- I know it's almost Halloween
- 731
- 01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:47,132
- and you're into all this
- horror shit, but I'm not.
- 732
- 01:01:47,134 --> 01:01:48,034
- You know that.
- 733
- 01:01:48,036 --> 01:01:49,134
- So quit it.
- 734
- 01:01:49,136 --> 01:01:50,005
- It's not cute.
- 735
- 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,574
- I'm not gonna,
- 736
- 01:01:55,576 --> 01:01:57,210
- for fuck's sake, David!
- 737
- 01:01:57,212 --> 01:01:58,078
- Is that what you wanted?
- 738
- 01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,215
- I'm scared now, okay?
- 739
- 01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:01,317
- You're a real jerk.
- 740
- 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:16,429
- There's no such things as ghost.
- 741
- 01:02:16,431 --> 01:02:17,563
- There's no such things as ghost.
- 742
- 01:07:49,397 --> 01:07:50,266
- I can't.
- 743
- 01:09:28,329 --> 01:09:29,895
- An
- attack on a Fourth of July
- 744
- 01:09:29,897 --> 01:09:32,030
- hotdog eating competition.
- 745
- 01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:39,904
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
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