VeloCITY - How'd you even forget to log this

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Chloe:
"Well, there's room for improvement. But it's empty, so it works."
Sophia :
"Uhhhhh..." Sophia looks around. "Are...we sure it's safe here?"

Sophia :
*

Manikin:
WHO SAID THAT
Scarf Cat:
The Warehouse is predictably very dusty and lined with stocks of junk. You can hear slight pitter patter from the walls, probably either creaking construction or vermin pests

Scarf Cat:
*Nao

Jetlag:
"Huh...I thought this place'd be empty. Wonder what's in the boxes..."

Chloe:
"It's no four star hotel but it's a roof over our head."

Manikin:
"Yeah, I don't really wanna break into any more houses." He says, as he paces around observing the room.

Scarf Cat:
Those forklifts do exist, but they're long since broken down and completely useless.
Agidius:
For some reason I thought someone was gonna apologize to Marcy before leaving

Sophia :
I did
Agidius:
Like, po- ah, that's what I was thinking of

Manikin:
what's in da boxes

Scarf Cat:
In the boxes are mostly empty spaces and boxes of scrap. One box however contains a packet of water bottles.
Agidius:
they all contain AIDS

Jetlag:
"Now all we have to do is hope nobody walks in here in ten minutes."

Manikin:
"Boxes... Boxes... Hey guys, there's water here."

Jetlag:
"Uh, I wouldn't drink that if I were you. No telling how long it's been here. Course, it's water, but..."

Chloe:
"Well...hopefully water."

Scarf Cat:
It seems to be regular store-brand water. Probably there for a while, but it seems to be untarnished by time.

Sophia :
"Well I have 3 water bottles I bought from the store right here..."

Manikin:
"Please, it looks normal."

Chloe:
"Famous last words."

Manikin:
Manikin takes out a bottle of water from the pack and starts to drink it.

Manikin:
roofied

Scarf Cat:
It has a slight tinge of an aftertaste, but it seems to be perfectly drinkable without dying.

Manikin:
"See? I'm fine."

Chloe:
"Again. Famous last words."

Sophia :
"Hmph, better safe than sorry. I'll stick to mine, thanks."

Manikin:
Manikin puts the bottle away and heads over to the other room.

Chloe:
Chloe decides to take a look around and see if there's anywhere even remotely looking like a comfortable place to sleep.

Jetlag:
"All right, let's get to know this place, before we pass out in it. Might have a rodent problem, but they won't kill us."

Scarf Cat:
In the other room is an old, oooolld computer, probably from the late 80s, along with stacks of business and programming books

Manikin:
"Does this thing still work?" He wonders.

Scarf Cat:
It's all clearly very ware....housey. The seats on the forklifts are at least kinda comfortable-looking.

Scarf Cat:
It takes a few tries, but it turns on after some fierce perserverence.

Jetlag:
"...guess I'll follow Manikin. Make sure he doesn't kill himself."

Sophia :
"Uhhh, Chloe, you need any help?"

Scarf Cat:
Seems to be an old apple clunker, and has no usenet access it seems. It does at least have the first five Ultima games installed.

Chloe:
"Well uh. . .it's no bed, but I guess this'll do." Chloe pulls herself up into the forklift and takes a seat. "Yeaaah...gotta love that...comfortable...yeah, not great."

Scarf Cat:
Also on the desktop is a visual icon labeled "From Hell.txt"

Jetlag:
Jet pushes the door open, "This an office or something? Huh... How old is that computer?"

Manikin:
"Looks like a really old Erple."

Scarf Cat:
*Pear

Sophia :
Sophia checks the other seat here. Is it comfy and fine or

Manikin:
Manikin notices the sketchy txt file and opens it.

Scarf Cat:
Yep, they're all pretty fluffy after years of fluffing up

Scarf Cat:
May wanna dust them off first though

Sophia :
"Weeeelllll, guess this'll do for now." Sophia brushes the dust off the seats.

Manikin:
hot sophiaxchloe action

Jetlag:
"...do you have no self-control? That could, like, anything. Doubt it will, though..."

Jetlag:
...

Jetlag:
do*

Chloe:
Chloe lets out a yawn and stretches, "I've learned not to be too picky about where you sleep. Makes life a whole lot easier."

Manikin:
manikin gains 10000 karma from reading the file.

Jetlag:
Are these filebookthings actually here

Scarf Cat:
From hell.txt is a simple note that gives a list of various files. Above the list is what appears to be a personal request. "Hello :). If you are reading this, I'm sure you must be out to look for my loot, hacker scumbag. It's okay. But I can't guarantee they'll still be on this machine."

Sophia :
"I'm so used to sleeping on warm comfy beds all the time...>: *Sigh*" Sophia says as she sits down and pulls out her Marry Hotter Teen Novel to read.

Chloe:
"Must be nice..."

Manikin:
"Hey, check this out."

Scarf Cat:
"If the time must come where these files must be uncovered, I'll probably have them saved onto various floppies around town. They're not meant to be uncovered, so you can't say I didn't warn you."

Manikin:
PERSONA

Sophia :
>using floppies

Manikin:
"Floppy discs? Did we get sent back in time?"

Manikin:
He says sarcastically.

Jetlag:
"Wha?" He looks up at the monitor, "What is this, dragon quest? We gotta go find these things? Is this really worth it? What could even be on the things?"

Scarf Cat:
The note then goes onto list various locations: Fake World Museum, Danger Zone Mall, Rumple Park Merry Go Round, Mackler Computer Zone, and Broken Sky Resorts.

Sophia :
Larry Botter

Jetlag:
Jet rummages through the computer desk looking for a pen and some paper or something, "May as well write this down. I have a feeling we'll get dragged to these places one way or another."

Scarf Cat:
Yes the file bookthings are there

Chloe:
Glancing around the warehouse, Chloe checks to see if there's anything else of particular interest.

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 23 »

Scarf Cat:
The rockets are there! However upon closer inspection it seems they're just pieces of stylized signs for a Pizza Place/Arcade

Scarf Cat:
No idea what those are doing here.

Manikin:
i have a buddy who's an expert on pizza place

Chloe:
"Huh...wonder why this place is so...dead."

Sophia :
Does this place look abandoned?

Sophia :
Or does it seem it was recently in use or anything?

Manikin:
"Yeah," Manikin says as he pulls out his book and starts walking back into the other room. "Maybe they contain the Pizza Place Secret Recipe,'" he jokes.

Scarf Cat:
It seems to be rather untouched by anyone for a while. Definitely not by any rudies at least: Typically they make their mark for home bases by tagging everywhere.

Jetlag:
Jet jots the places down, "Maybe. Really, that's probably the best we can hope for. All right.. So I guess if we ever go to these places, we look for some floppy disks."

Chloe:
"Find anything?"

Manikin:
a dildo

Manikin:
« 1d100 = 38 »

Scarf Cat:
You hear a slight creaking in one of the boxes

Jetlag:
Jet looks up from his notes, "...did he leave while I was talking? Jeez..." He sighs, and goes back to rummaging through the desk for, I dunno, staplers or paperclips, other office supplies, or some shit

Chloe:
"Anyone here that?"

Jetlag:
No I'm over here

Manikin:
"An old computer that had a list of places. Says 'treasure' is there. Jet has a lis- What was that?"

Scarf Cat:
It rattles and creaks as if something is in it...

Sophia :
"U-uh, where's it coming from?"

Scarf Cat:
It's a rather big box

Sophia :
...Sophia places her bookmark on the book, as she's about 2/3rds done with it...

Chloe:
Chloe hops down and wanders over to the others to investigate, "Probably just some rats or a raccoon or something.."

Sophia :
"I-it's coming from over here..."
Agidius:
It's a -GYARADOS-
Chloe: (( AND WOMANIKIN HIDES BEHIND ME : | ))

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 2 »

Jetlag:
« 1d100 = 52 » I'm the one that's gotta roll for that

Jetlag:
aw

Manikin:
Manikin walks up to the box to open it.

Scarf Cat:
SOMETHING LEAPS OUT AT YOU!

Scarf Cat:
ROLL REACTIONS

Manikin:
(0, 0, 3, 5)

Scarf Cat:
*REACTION

Scarf Cat:
You manage to narrowly avoid it!

Manikin:
"Whoa!"

Sophia :
"Ahh! What was that?!"

Scarf Cat:
It falls out and then limps on the floor with a thud

Pizza Bear:
*Thwump*

Pizza Bear:
"H-hey! M-m-m-my name is *buzz spark* Piiizzzaaa BEAR! And I w-want an extra hug w-w-w-w-with CHEEEESE bzzzt..."

Manikin:
"... I'm not intoxicated enough for this."

Pizza Bear:
It seems to be an old animatronic

Pizza Bear:
and boy is it spazzing out. Poor thing.

Chloe:
"Tch....tch...nooooooooooooooooo...do not like mascots..."

Sophia :
"...Well Manny, you opened it up. You hug it.!"

Manikin:
"Yeah, no." Manikin walks back to the crates and starts reading his book again.

Pizza Bear:
"Bzzztt..BBZzzzt. I w-w-want a big old BEAR hug! G--g-gg-g-give Pizza Bear a big HUG with CHEESE! Bzzzt.."

Pizza Bear:
This thing probably won't shut up

Pizza Bear:
and will annoy you in your sleep

Sophia :
"...Okay, it's not turning off anytime soon. Guess we should we turn it off...?"

Sophia :
*we

Sophia :
-we*

Jetlag:
Jet packs his paperclips and shit up, surely he'll have a use for assorted office supplies one day, and walks out into the blazing sunshine of the totally enclosed office space, pausing the instant he sees everyone huddled around a fucking bear thing, "...We've been, here, what, ten minutes, what the hell have you guys even been doing out here?"

Chloe:
"Manikin found this awful thing."

Manikin:
"Sorry," he yells from across the room, absorbed in the conclusion of the first Jerry Sotter book.

Pizza Bear:
"R-r-remember Kids, if you d-d-don't get at least t-ten thousand t-t-tickets to buy my toy, y-your parents won't love you again! Bzzt!"

Sophia :
"...Is there an off switch for this thing?" Sophia looks all over the thing.

Pizza Bear:
There is a switch on the back.....

Jetlag:
"This thing's a lot more bitter than most mascots I've seen. How do you turn it off?"

Pizza Bear:
BUT IT'S ALREADY TURNED OFF

Pizza Bear:
DUN

Pizza Bear:
DUN

Pizza Bear:
DUUUN

Sophia :
"What the-? It's already turned off apparently!?"

Chloe:
"Always hated these stupid things..."

Sophia :
...Sophia attempts to turn it on and off, and see if that works.

Jetlag:
Dude if this is what it's like when it's OFF

Jetlag:
Do you really want it ON

Pizza Bear:
"No, k-ki-kids, touching th-the mascots is BAD!"

Sophia :
"Well uh, you guys got any plans? Thing is starting to get on my nerves!"

Manikin:
Manikin puts away his book and walks back to the group, slightly worried. "... Is that thing talking to you?"

Pizza Bear:
"Bzzzt bweeep d-d-do NOT touch the mascots bweep bzzt..!"

Jetlag:
"Maybe you should stop touching the thing?"
Agidius:
she can't stop

Chloe:
"I hate it. So. So. Much."

Manikin:
Manikin takes out his water bottle and splashes it on the gigantic bear.

Chloe:
"...why?"

Manikin:
"I'unno, I thought maybe it'd just short circuit itself and break."

Pizza Bear:
"BwwZOPZPZPSPSPSPspSSHHHSSHHHHHHH" the bear sparks and whizzes everywhere

Manikin:
"Oh."

Pizza Bear:
AND NOW ITS ON FIRE

Manikin:
"... Am I supposed to throw more water on it?"

Chloe:
"Tchhhhhhhhhhh...goddammit..."

Sophia :
"You idiot! Look what you did!"

Manikin:
dont worry, we just wait 8 turns and it dies.

Jetlag:
"...arrgh. No! Don't throw water! You don't put water on an electrical fire, you idiot!"

Pizza Bear:
THE BEAR STARTS RUNNING EVERYWHRE IN A PANIC

Jetlag:
"...what?"

Manikin:
"... It's alive."

Pizza Bear:
"BZZZTPHSHSHSHSHS"

Chloe:
"...what?!"
Agidius:
ur fukd
Silver has connected.

Jetlag:
"YOu don't get to make Frankenstein jokes!"

Sophia :
"What?!"

Manikin:
"I didn't smoke any of what Marcy had right?"

Pizza Bear:
The bear runs at Manikin! Roll reaction!

Manikin:
"This isn't a dream?"

Manikin:
OH HSHIT

Manikin:
(0, 5, 8, 9)

Manikin:
LOL WHAT HAPPENS

Pizza Bear:
Pizza Bear hits manikin and then he lights on fire too!

Jetlag:
Jet runs back into the office to grap a floormat

Pizza Bear:
DC25 stop drop and roll
Silver:
you get rock bottomed by SCARF CAT

Manikin:
"HOLY SHIT."

Sophia :
"WELL THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY."

Manikin:
(1, 1, 4, 5, 5)

Chloe:
Chloe jumps back from the burning Manikin, "No goddamn kidding...!"

Manikin:
MANIKIN STOPS, DROPS, AND ROLLLLSSS.

Manikin:
... Successfully.

Pizza Bear:
U got da floormat oh man

Pizza Bear:
everythings burnin

Chloe:
"Tch, that thing is gonna burn this place to the ground...!"
Silver:
meanwhile Jet ignores everyone
Silver:
while they are ON FIRE

Jetlag:
Anyhow, Jetlag picks up the floormat he picked up ages ago, then runs back out to the main place, "You gotta smother the fir----...I dunno if I've got a big enough floormat."
Agidius:
not nearly

Chloe:
"It's coming back!"

Manikin:
"Welcome back, I almost died."

Pizza Bear:
"BZBHSSHSHS" HE'S STILL ON FIRE TOO!

Sophia :
"Crap crap crap, bad day, bad day, bad day!"

Jetlag:
Well, either way - I'm gonna try and run to Blackface Teddy and smother the fire as best I can

Pizza Bear:
Coordination roll against my reaction

Jetlag:
"By this point, I'm not convinced you didn't deserve it. Why'd you splash water on a shortcircuited bear?! Man, I never thought I'd say that,"

Jetlag:
.*

Pizza Bear:
(3, 4, 8)

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 1, 2, 3)

Jetlag:
bearly

Manikin:
"It was a good idea in the moment. Not really, I don't know what I was thinking."

Chloe:
BEAR FLAMMABLE.

Chloe:
Y

Manikin:
inflammable

Pizza Bear:
"FwwwwmmmmmZzzppppsshhh...." You smother the burnin bear, and it's no longer on fire n shit.

Sophia :
did it catch anything else on fire in the room?

Manikin:
"Cool, now it's just alive, no big deal."

Pizza Bear:
There's a single box on fire in the corner there, as well as some fire on one of the Pizza Bear Rockets.

Chloe:
"We...should probably put those out."

Sophia :
"Crap! IT got some stuff on fire!"

Jetlag:
"Okay, THOSE you can pour water on. I'll use this thing, either way...it should work on al lof em."

Chloe:
YOU STILL HAVE MY GODDAMN LIGHTER.

Manikin:
"Good thing those are just signs!" Manikin walks over to the water bottles.

Sophia :
Sophia takes a few water bottles to take the fire out.

Pizza Bear:
Pssshhh. The fire is now out.

Jetlag:
Jet rushes over to the flaming box and beats it to death

Jetlag:
as it deserves

Sophia :
oh and is the bear still moving/talking

Manikin:
Manny takes a couple and heads over to the rocket.

Pizza Bear:
DC20 coordination roll

Jetlag:
(1, 1, 1, 3, 5)

Jetlag:
Fuck you I am the fire

Pizza Bear:
DC25 aim to get the fire off the sign

Manikin:
(4, 5, 5, 8)

Chloe:
Chloe grabs some whater herself and rushes over to the sigh.

Jetlag:
Jet puts that fire out fuckin STYLISHLIKE

Sophia :
(0, 2, 5, 9)

Chloe:
*sign

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 2 Style.

Manikin:
lel u suk

Chloe:
(6, 7)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 8 Energy!

Sophia :
Sophia uses 11 Energy!

Sophia :
Sophia gains 1 Style.

Pizza Bear:
You finally take out the fire! But now you're down to only 12 bottles of water.
Emergency has connected.

Manikin:
MERGE

Manikin:
BAE
Emergency:
fulll house

Manikin:
get on call

Pizza Bear:
i can explain

Sophia :
*Sigh* "That was a close one..."

Pizza Bear:
The Pizza Bear is finally dead.

Jetlag:
Manny's like a DNA fusion of Tarron, Ivan, and Chapton

Jetlag:
he set us all on fire for no reason

Sophia :
Merge get on skype pls

Manikin:
Manny tosses the lighter to Chloe. "Uhh, I don't really trust myself with this right now..."

Manikin:
He heads over to the other side of the room to inspect the bear.

Sophia :
"You are a freaking idiot!"

Chloe:
"...well that was terrible." Chloe catches her lighter, "Hu-whoa, forgot I lent that to you..."

Pizza Bear:
How close do you inspect it
Agidius:
There's a human body inside

Jetlag:
"Dude, you set us on fire with water. What CAN we trust you with?"

Chloe:
Chloe snickers, "I'm more concerned with your habit of throwing things at things when you're nervous..."

Manikin:
Manny's face turns alittle red but just shrugs off the comment and moves in a little closer to the dead bear.

Manikin:
he just shrugs*

Manikin:
grammarz

Pizza Bear:
Omg something creepy pops out. Roll reaction.

Manikin:
(0, 7, 7, 9)

Sophia :
YOU MONSTER

Pizza Bear:
A hand reaches out at you! But you manage to narrowly dodge it.

Hell Crawler:
*Bzzztwoooop!* A fierce monster, made of flickering static, pops out of the animatronic!

Manikin:
Manny jumps back and whips out his knife. "What the hell?"

Chloe:
*whips out Marcy's knife

Chloe:
*and her weed

Manikin:
it's just a butter knife

DJ TK:
"Oh man, OH MAN! We got another disruption on our hands here!"

Sophia :
"...What the hell? Is that another one of those Disruptions?!"

Manikin:
paint me like one of your french girls

DJ TK:
"And trust me, I wouldn't want to go to bed anywhere near this player, no matter how much he was paying me! This sucker can latch right onto you, and suck your energy by the dozens!"

Jetlag:
"Are you kidding me?! Are there any more of these things?"

Hell Crawler 2:
More Hell Crawlers spawn out of the bear!

Jetlag:
"...shouldn't've asked."

Hell Crawler 2:
It's a whole trio!

Manikin:
"Are you serious? GUYS HELP."

Chloe:
"Tch, rather fight these than deal with that mascot any day!"

Jetlag:
"Right, help. Maybe you could set those on fire, too?"

Sophia :
*Sigh* "Always one thing after the other, huh Manny."

Manikin:
(0, 5, 6, 7)

Chloe:
(3, 3, 4, 4, 7, 9)

Sophia :
(0, 6, 6, 7, 9)

Jetlag:
(3, 3, 6, 6, 6)

Hell Crawler 1:
(2, 5, 5)

Hell Crawler 2:
(0, 2, 7)

Hell Crawler:
(3, 3, 6)
You have disconnected.
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TWILT has connected.
Silver has connected.
Chloe has received initiative.
Chloe has received initiative.
Sophia has received initiative.

Radio:
NOW PLAYING Hideki Naganuma - Grace and Glory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Pso9mdYec

Sophia :
gotta be stylish

Sophia :
>mfw this is secret a Devil May Cry game

Sophia :
secrely*

Sophia :
*you know what I mean

Sophia :
Sophia grinds on these things to be stylish before going ahead with the attack! She shows noooo fear while doing this. "Let's just get this over with..."

Sophia :
Sophia uses 5 Energy!

Manikin:
halp

Sophia :
(1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 7)

Sophia :
Sophia gains 8 Style.

Sophia :
Sophia gains 2 Style.

Sophia :
Sophia loses 8 Style.

Manikin:
STYLIN

Sophia :
Sophia uses 8 Energy!

Manikin:
he's bizarro

Sophia :
Sophia brings out a spray paint she has (which still has one use left...), and attempts to spray it while she's highflying! "Eat er, paint!"

Sophia :
(0, 5, 6, 7)

Hell Crawler:
(3, 5, 8)

Hell Crawler:
Hell Crawler uses 5 Energy!

Sophia :
Sophia uses 9 Energy!

Sophia :
Sophia concentrates and regains 2 Energy.

Sophia :
Sophia loses 3 Style.

Sophia :
(0, 3, 3, 8, 9)

Hell Crawler:
(3, 6, 8, 9)

Hell Crawler:
Hell Crawler uses 5 Energy!

Sophia :
(2, 6, 7)

Jetlag:
« 17+15+7 = 17 + 15 + 7 = 39 »

Sophia :
*Sigh* "Annoying!"

Manikin:
CATCH IT

Hell Crawler 1:
Hell Crawler 1 leaps onto Manikin and latches its jaws onto it!

Hell Crawler 1:
(0, 2, 8, 8)

Hell Crawler 1:
Hell Crawler 1 uses 5 Energy!

Silver:
I believe in you.

Silver:
COMBO MOVE

Manikin:
Manikin presses Down-B

Manikin:
(1, 3, 3, 8)

Silver:
23.

Manikin:
Manikin uses 11 Energy!

Hell Crawler 1:
(0, 1, 2, 6)

Hell Crawler 1:
*0, 1

Hell Crawler 1:
Hell Crawler 1 uses 5 Energy!

Manikin:
"Take this!" Manikin takes out a can of paint and shoots the Hell Crawler.

Manikin:
(5, 6, 6, 7, 9)

Hell Crawler 1:
Hell Crawler 1 loses 20 hit points.

Hell Crawler 1:
The Hell Crawler explodes into electric sparks! Roll reaction to dodge them manikin!

Manikin:
(1, 3, 7, 9)

Hell Crawler 1:
(2, 5, 5, 8)
Silver:
I am not a dog (D)
Agidius:
Yes you are

Manikin:
Manikin uses 6 Energy!

Chloe:
PACMAN HUNGERS FOR BATTLE.

Silver:
FIGHT WITH ME MY OTHER HALF

Manikin:
"They EXPLODE?"

Hell Crawler 1:
The carcass of the Crawler then buzzes out like flicking through an old, nasty programme.
Chloe has received initiative.

Chloe:
(2, 3, 3, 4, 7, 8)
Chloe has received initiative.

Chloe:
Chloe uses 2 Energy!

Chloe:
Chloe gains 2 Style.

Hell Crawler 2:
(1, 3, 7)

Hell Crawler 2:
Hell Crawler 2 uses 5 Energy!

Chloe:
(1, 7, 8, 9)

Chloe:
USING MOMENTUM!

Chloe:
24

Chloe:
Chloe uses 3 Energy!

Chloe:
(0, 0, 1, 5, 6)

Hell Crawler 2:
(1, 3, 5, 8)

Hell Crawler 2:
Hell Crawler 2 uses 5 Energy!

Chloe:
Chloe uses 15 Energy!

Hell Crawler 2:
Hell Crawler 2 loses 24 hit points.

Hell Crawler 2:
EXPLOOOSIOOOON ROLL REACTION

Hell Crawler 2:
(3, 4, 4, 7)

Chloe:
Chloe vaults over the forklift and flies through the air, "Get outta here!" she screams as she boots it in the head.

Chloe:
(1, 3, 5, 5, 9)

Silver:
I BELIEVE

Chloe:
(0)
Silver:
Believe it!

Hell Crawler 2:
You make it out of the explosion!

Jetlag:
dattebayo
Jetlag has received initiative.

Chloe:
OYAJIIIIIIIIIII!

Jetlag:
Jet hops on his boardthing, jumps onto and then kicks off the metal pipes, and skates over to Hell Crawler 0, before...well, just punching it I guess, I'm wearing gloves I oughta be fine

Chloe:
"One target remains!"

Jetlag:
(0, 3, 6, 7, 7, 8)

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 3 Style.

Jetlag:
"All right...These things are weak enough for me to take on!"

Jetlag:
(1, 2, 6, 8, 8)

Hell Crawler:
(0, 5, 9)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 1 Energy!

Jetlag:
(0, 0, 1, 3, 7, 8, 9, 9)

Hell Crawler:
(2, 2, 5, 8)

Hell Crawler:
Hell Crawler uses 5 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 18 Energy!

Jetlag:
« 29+18 = 29 + 18 = 47 »

Jetlag:
« 22+5 = 22 + 5 = 27 »

Jetlag:
« 47-27 = 47 - 27 = 20 »

Hell Crawler:
Hell Crawler loses 80 hit points.

Hell Crawler:
O-O-OOOOVERKILL, ROLL REACTIONS EVERYONE EXCEPT CHLOE

Hell Crawler:
(1, 3, 6, 8, 8)

Jetlag:
(3, 3, 5, 9, 9)

Sophia :
(2, 4, 6, 8, 9)

Manikin:
(0, 3, 3, 8)

Manikin:
D:

Jetlag:
Jet jumps back out of the way of the explosion! Leaving the douchebags to be shocked

Hell Crawler:
(1, 2, 6, 7, 8)

Hell Crawler:
you all lose 18 energy

Manikin:
i have

Manikin:
3 energy

Manikin:
lel

Sophia :
Sophia uses 18 Energy!

Hell Crawler:
(9)

Sophia :
Sophia uses 1 Energy!
Chloe has received initiative.

Sophia :
"Ahh!...Guess it wasn't that bad, but geez..."

Jetlag:
"Uh, sorry..."

Manikin:
"... Still wanna sleep here?"

Manikin:
ginger marth

Manikin:
catch the monster pl0x

Chloe:
"I'm fine with it. Those guys were pushovers anyway."

Hell Crawler:
"ZbbZBZBBZSHSHHSHhhshshhh..." The monster then finally fades away...

Sophia :
>finally away

Sophia :
Oh I had it stretched in

Sophia :
derp

Sophia :
Sophia concentrates and regains 50 Energy.

Chloe:
Chloe concentrates and regains 28 Energy.

Jetlag:
Jetlag concentrates and regains 19 Energy.

Sophia :
"...Yeah, let's just go sleep. *Sigh* What a crazy day..."
Silver:
but you can call me FUCK YOU the demon killer

Chloe:
Chloe shrugs and glances about, "I dunno about you guys, but I'm having fun at least."

Sophia :
"...I guess things are a little exciting~" Sophia shrugs as she heads back to her seat.

Scarf Cat:
Thankfully those evil electronic beasts are finally done away with, and you may peacefully go to sleep

Sophia :


Manikin:
"Yeah, night guys."

Scarf Cat:
So you go to sleep, zzzz

Scarf Cat:
and wake up to another day!

Manikin:
Manikin concentrates and regains 17 Energy.

Pizza Bear:
Dont worry the burnt electronic bear carcass isn't smelling -too- rank just yet

Jetlag:
I'm gonna go sleep in my office

Jetlag:
And read n shit

Silver:
MY BAE

Silver:
WHERE DI YOU GO

Jetlag:
Or well, study, not really read

Chloe:
Guess I'm gonna sleep by the door to Jetlag's office.

Sophia :
Sophia wakes up and stretches. "Ahhhhhhh, that was a good nap...I think..."

Manikin:
sophie its 4 am go back to sleep

Pizza Bear:
BUT YEA IT MORNIN NIGGA

Manikin:
Manikin's passed out over these boxes.

Chloe:
Chloe, by this time, has fallen over, laying in front of the door entirely.

Silver:
ITS WHERE GAOL IS

Jetlag:
Chloe's like my fucking cat

Jetlag:
just sleeps right outside my door

Pizza Bear:
Lewd?

Silver:
"M-meow?"

Sophia :
Sophia hops out of her seat. "Hmm, guess we're gonna sleep here from now on. As in, this is our secret base of sorts?"

Scarf Cat:
"Moo"

Manikin:
- is still asleep

Silver:
"Silver sil!"

Silver:
"MANLY AS FUCK DOG"

Manikin:
oo come closer

Manikin:


Manikin:
this is all canon « 1d100 = 67 »

Manikin:
DAMN

Jetlag:
Jet wakes up in in his chair, "Ghh...never thought I'd be an office man..."

Sophia :
STOP IT

Scarf Cat:
milf fever
Silver:
milfu milfu fever

Jetlag:
I only like younger women
Chloe has received initiative.
Manikin has received initiative.

Manikin:
im jigglypuff

Manikin:
still sleeping

Jetlag:
I ain't sleeping

Silver:
*pants seductively*

Jetlag:
Is there a clock in my office

Manikin:
play ultima

Jetlag:
Maybe one day

Scarf Cat:
The clock computer says it's 4 AM. Though it appears to be clear as day outside. Probably a few hours behind

Jetlag:
"Ungh...gonna have to set that one day."

Jetlag:
In any case, that ain't today. Jet rises from his chair, stretches his back, and tries to walk out his door

Jetlag:
only to find it blocked by a cat

Jetlag:
and a black thing with a scarf

Scarf Cat:
"Nao"

Jetlag:
"...huh? H-hello?"

Chloe:
"Ack!" Chloe wakes with a jolt as Jetlag so heartlessly slams the door into her ribs, "Huhwhatwhere?!" She hurriedly scoots away from the door.

Manikin:
still asleep

Jetlag:
I DIDN'T OPEN IT THAT HARD

Sophia :
"Aiyah, what's going on here?"

Sophia :
I watch way too much karate films

Chloe:
Chloe loses 119 hit points.

Sophia :
Fuusssiooon dance

Chloe:
Chloe is healed and gains 119 hit points.

Jetlag:
"Unhh....I'm sorry? I...didn't think there'd be anywhere in front of the door..."

Chloe:
"Ow, that's fi-" Chloe once again pushes her skirt down and bolts to a standing position. "E-everyone sleep well?!"

Sophia :
"Hmm yeah, it was aight. Guess this is our secret base from now on?" Sophia looks around.

Manikin:
agi is lighty mclightweight

Jetlag:
Jet shrugs, "Eh, I slept all right... Still a little confused."

Chloe:
"We should probably claim it as our own. Always saw tags and stuff on underpasses."

Silver:
chase it with a bowl of cereal

Jetlag:
just replace the milk with whisky

Manikin:
yum

Manikin:
starting the day off right

Sophia :
"Alrighty then..." Sophia prepares her last spray paint. "Where we start?~"

Manikin:
is still asleep.

Sophia :
Where we start foo

Sophia :
HUH

Chloe:
"Well...tch, lazybones over there still asleep?"

Silver:
*bark bark*

Jetlag:
"...I guess we could tag the place. Give it a little more life." Jet walks over to Manny, and lays a tag right next to his head, "Hey! Wake up, arson."

Sophia :
"Ugh looks like it. MANNY WAKE UP."

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 64 »

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 18 »

Sophia :
NAH

Silver:
« 1d100 = 32 » HYPE

Jetlag:
« 1d100 = 65 » I'm the one with the paint

Jetlag:
soclose

Manikin:
Manikin's eyes barely open. "Ughh... five more minutes..." He grumbles, as he rolls over.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Scarf Cat:
You could do an art roll just the art roll

Scarf Cat:
to determine the -quality- of it

Silver:
Yo, minion get up, I'll even power you to wake up

Chloe:
Chloe finishes tagging and glances over to her left, "Cat."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player TWILT (Player)

Pikachu 2:
raise your pikachus
Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Beelee:
I am bes.
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Coal_Badge:
;
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Scarf Cat:
"Nao"
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Silver:
"Burk"

Manikin:
Manny finally gets up. "Is that cat still here?"

Chloe:
"What're you doing here now, Cat?"
Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player Thrice (Player)

Sophia :
"Huh, hey Catherine. You still here.!"

Scarf Cat:
"Naoooo.." The cat scratches its ears.

Silver:
This special dog has a fond relationship with Manny.

Manikin:


Chloe:
Chloe stares intently at the cat, "Wonder why you always seem to just...be there."

Silver:
\o/

Scarf Cat:
The cat stretches itself. It shall forever be a mystery.

Chloe:
"Cat."

Scarf Cat:
"Nao."

Manikin:
"Meow."

Jetlag:
"Have you named that thing by now?"'

Chloe:
"Well, I thought it was Marcy's but I don't really know at this point..."

Chloe:
"...we should probably see if she's okay..."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Unknown Warehouse' by player TWILT (Player)

Silver:
EUPHORIC

Jetlag:
"Yeah. I was planning to go earlier...sorta woke up late."

Chloe:
"Think we all needed some sleep," Chloe says, finishing her statement with a yawn.

Manikin:
"Should I buy more gummy worms?"

Chloe:
"..."

Sophia :
"...Let's just go to her..."

Chloe:
#masterplan

Manikin:
TO MARCY'S

Jetlag:
"I...think I wanna go alone. You guys stay here, and like...I dunno. Pretty the place up or something."

Manikin:
omg

Manikin:
jetlagxmarcy

Chloe:
"..." Chloe sighs, "Well then, whatever."

Silver:
Go to the stalking phase

Sophia :
*Sigh* "Right..." Sophia checks her phone if any objectives are still there/new ones.

Sophia :
Was hoping to see if Racing Trial was still available

Manikin:
quad party split

Manikin:
let's do this

Jetlag:
Jetlag is healed and gains 5 hit points.

Manikin:
Manikin loses 1 hit points.

Scarf Cat:
There are some new objectives around, including a brand new Racing Trial. There's also a new Graffiti Challenge in a slightly different area of town, as well as a special Battle Trial called "Clash of Ninja".
Tokens dropped onto map 'Abandoned House' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Jetlag:
"Hope she doesn't have me arrested..." Jet walks up to the door, knocks, and waits.

Scarf Cat:
"Naooo..." the scarf cat hides behind the boxes.

Marcy:
"Guuuhhh...."

Sophia :
"Hmmm, we got some new objectives apparently. There's a new racing trial, a new graffiti challenge and something called...Clash of Ninja?"

Scarf Cat:
The cat paws at Marcy's face to get her to groggily wake up.

Marcy:
"urhgh..."

Chloe:
Chloe skates up behind Jetlag and skids to a halt, "Thought you could use some company. Besides, I feel bad about yesterday."

Manikin:
you can hear these words faintly coming from Marcy's house. "... so what we get hiiiiiiigh."

Jetlag:
"...Well, you didn't throw anything at anyone, so, sure. No problem."

Marcy:
Marcy slooowly opens the door and rubs her eyes, wearing a only a dirty, scraggy hoodie and old sweatpants. "Oh....you're here again...*yawn*"

Manikin:
"... Wanna follow them?" He turns to Sophie.

Sophia :
"Yeaahh, that's prolly a good idea. We don't wanna split up again..."
Manikin:
"Sup guys."

Sophia :
"Ummm...hi!"

Manikin:
« 1d100 = 77 » and the smell is canon

Manikin:
LOL
Silver:
LOL

Manikin:
"... Sophie, hold your breath."

Marcy:
"....gang's all here I see? What do you even want?"

Jetlag:
"Uh, hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday... I admit, it was totally my idea to break in, and I won't defend that, but...I thought this was abandoned. Plan was, break in, get some rest, and leave in the morning like nothing happened...but I guess I vastly overestimated the maturity of my friends who FOLLOWED ME AFTER I TOLD THEM NOT TO."

Manikin:
"Hi."

Jetlag:
"Man, I thought telluing you to watch the hideout would make you feel important enough to do it..."

Chloe:
"Tch..." Chloe cringes when she hears Manikin behind them. "Yeaaaah...awkward to more awkward...we just wanted to apologize though....well, I wanted to apologize again..."

Manikin:
"Sophie's idea."
Tokens dropped onto map 'Abandoned House' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Sophia :
"Shut up, I'll talk when I want!" She turns to Marcy. "Yeah, we're, well at least I am really sorry for getting into your house and..." Sophia STEPS ON MANNY'S FOOT.

Jetlag:
"Ah, man, it doesn't matter whose idea it was. Just drop it, all right? Nothing to do about it now."

Manikin:
Manny moves so it just looks like Sophie aggressively stomped.

Marcy:
Marcy blinks for a moment. "....sure." She scratches her head, dumbstruck.

Manikin:
(1, 2, 5, 6)

Sophia :
(0, 4, 6, 7, 7)
Silver:
(0, 5, 5, 6)

Chloe:
"...really you guys?"

Jetlag:
Jet just sorta runs his fingers through hsi hair, "And they wonder why I wanted to go alone."

Chloe:
"Please stop looping me in with them..." Chloe sighs heavily.

Marcy:
"Huh...well, I had bigger things to worry about anyway. I honestly can't remember much else about last night. It was all sort of a blur to me."

Manikin:
MARCY GOT TURNT
Silver:
TURNT UP
Silver:
TURN IT UP

Chloe:
"Well...it doesn't excuse what we did."

Jetlag:
"Argh, you sure? Just doesn't feel right without making up for these idiots somehow."

Sophia :
*sigh* "Yes, if there's anything we can do to make it up to you, just let me know!"

Sophia :
inb4 I have to buy her more ice cream

Manikin:
#sorrynotsorry

Jetlag:
Jet waves to Manny and Sophia when he says that, not really Chole

Manikin:
ur such a chole

Marcy:
"Of course not. First my best friend just got kicked in the face randomly during her first day of work, and then uh...whatever the hell you did happened. At this point I should just be used to it by now. *Siiiiiigh*"

Marcy:
"Oh, and something about giant monsters. But who cares at this point."

Jetlag:
"Aw, really? I'm sor--" Jet thinks about that for a second, then pales, "Uh, what'd you say? Y-your friend got kicked...?"

Chloe:
"...Goddamn coud this girl be -THAT- unlucky?!" Chloe thinks to hersef.

Chloe:
+l

Marcy:
"Yeah, while driving her truck. She's been kinda resting to recover right now, so I've been sorta lonely all day."
NotJohn:
(("JETLAG INJURED YOUR FRIEND" MANNY SAYS AS HE SUMMONS MESSATSU.))

Marcy:
"Or well, her job's truck. I hope she doesn't have to pay for those damages..."

Jetlag:
"...shit... You're kidding me, right? Uhh...well then..." (God damn, I'm a real screwup, ain't I?)

Marcy:
"Y'know, I should really visit to see how she's doing soon. She recovers from things pretty quickly at least."

Manikin:
"That's good! Man, who would do such a thing to a poor girl."

Marcy:
"Ah, but that's something for another time. But eh, fuck it..." She pinches her forehead. "If you absolutely -must- break into my room, at least have the decency to not go through my clearly-hidde stuff."

Marcy:
*hidden
Silver:
Yeah, what an awful thing to do. You have my condolences.

Manikin:
"Sophie found it."

Jetlag:
"...yeah, that was all them. Manny, shut the hell up!"

Manikin:
ily marcy

Sophia :
"Manny, shut up. You picked it up."
Silver:
DRAMATICA

Jetlag:
"The only thing I took was a shower. Again, I sorta thought they'd be more mature than that..."
Silver:
DRAMATICA

Manikin:
"... Yeah, I did. Sorry. I took your knife and a slice of pizza. Do you want it back? I mean, not the pizza. I can't really give that back."
Silver:
(clap)
NotJohn:
((MANNY STABS MARCY))

Marcy:
"I don't care who found it, or started it, just pleeeaase don't do it again." Marcy takes another long, heavy sigh. "Oh, so that's where my knife went. I was looking for that for roughly a few seconds."

Jetlag:
Jetlag throws his hands in the air, "Manny, dude, what the hell? Gaaah.... As you can see, I am not the best judge of character."

Sophia :
"Yeahh, I also took half your ice cream bar. I'll pay you back if you want."

Chloe:
"...you took her knife...?"

Manikin:
"I dunno, I thought we'd need it, maybe against the disruptions."

Chloe:
"I've kicked out like three of them though, they're weak as hell.."

Manikin:
"If a punch did that, maybe a knife would make it way easier."

Marcy:
"Just give it back...as you can see I don't particularly live in luxury."

Manikin:
He hands the knife over.

Jetlag:
"Manny, you can't be any worse than I am, and Chloe and I tag-team'd Godzilla to death. You don't need a knife."

Marcy:
"Thank you...hmm. Righty then."

Marcy:
"Did you seriously try and take on that giant thing? Isn't that kind of...ach..."

Sophia :
"Ummm, do you want me to treat you out for lunch or anything? It's on me."

Jetlag:
"I thinkshe wants to see as little as us as possible. And, yeah, it was that or let the thing rampage around the town. Didn't have much choice."

Chloe:
"Yep, yep. Kicked it square in the head!"

Marcy:
"I'm not very hungry right now. Try asking later I guess. And uh...hmm..." Marcy scratches her head again.

Manikin:
lel not hungry

Marcy:
"It's strange you even bring that up. I just kinda assumed the monster was just one giant fever dream."

Jetlag:
The GM should be JUST A LITTLE BIT NICE!
Silver:
STOMACH EATING METAL

Chloe:
"This whole place kinda seems like a dream to me still...but no, that was real...I know that for sure, still sore from when I landed..."

Marcy:
"Strange....that thing came out of that stupid toy, right? Ach..."

Jetlag:
"Unfortunately, yeah...Thing was real as can be. And I guess those toys are storage devices. I don't know."

Manikin:
THROWS GUMMIES

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 40 »
Silver:
« 1d100 = 90 »

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 32 »

Marcy:
"Oh, forget about it. Nobody else around seems to have noticed it anyway. So uh...hmm"

Jetlag:
« 1d100 = 85 »

Manikin:
« 1d100 = 9 »

Manikin:
oh god

Manikin:
a favor

Marcy:
"Thanks for the...thought....I guess?" Marcy stumbles around for words to say when she obviously just wants to go back to sleep.

Jetlag:
"Wait, what? No one else noticed it? I, uh...didn't...know that. Look, we'll get out of your hair."

Chloe:
"Yeah...seems like you want to be by yourself anyway."

Sophia :
"Right...well, guess we'll see you later. Let me know when you're up for some foood."
Silver:
GUMMY WORMS

Marcy:
Marcy scratches her stomach and yawns, "I guess you're free to drop by...so long as you remember to use the front door. Right now I'm just kinda out of it."

Ci:
AM I STILL A MILF?!

Sophia :
Sophia bows. "Alright...well see ya!"
Silver:
yes
Silver:
yes you are
Silver:
yes

Chloe:
"Yeah, take care, sorry again.."
Silver:
yes you are

Manikin:
"Take it easy."

Marcy:
"Hah haaa...yeah, see you too...I guess. *Yawn*"

Manikin:
she passes out

Manikin:
crossfaded af

Jetlag:
"Yeah...All right. Okay, let's get out of here. I apologize on all of our behalfs."

Manikin:
"What now?"

Scarf Cat:
"Nao"

Jetlag:
what nao indeed

Marcy:
"Yeah, yeah..." Marcy closes the door

Jetlag:
wise words
Silver:
MARCY USES HER SUPER

Chloe:
"Cat."

Jetlag:
"I..guess we go somewhere."
Silver:
>tfw can't rejoin skype call

Jetlag:
"Don't look at me, my plans seem to fall apart pretty easily."

Sophia :
"...Well...we got a few objectives we can do if you're all not too busy."

Chloe:
"We...should probably start worrying about points. Someone else I ran into already had 2,500..."
Silver:
someone call me or something

Manikin:
no fk u

Manikin:
calling

Manikin:
are you getting it
Silver:
nope.

Sophia :
"Hmmm, we got some new objectives apparently. There's a new racing trial, a new graffiti challenge and something called...Clash of Ninja?"

Jetlag:
"What? Agh..man, I totally forgot to ask those masked girls how many points they had. Not that they'd have told me, I guess."

Manikin:
"Clash of Ninja sounds interesting."
Jetlag:
"Guess we gotta do something to rack up points. I don't want to find out what happens if we don't get enough..."

Jetlag:
*

Sophia :
"Hmm, maybe we should work with something small with racing, and work our way up to Clash?"

Manikin:
we forget and his house burns down

Jetlag:
"I'm pretty sure only one guy's supposed to do the art challenge...so I'll do that. I can probably handle it."
Agidius:
-1 Karma for splitting the party

Chloe:
"Ninjas...? I wonder if it has anything to do with that weird ninja girl you met..."

Jetlag:
"...what'd you guys DO yesterday? Do I want to know?"

Sophia :
"Hmm...well she did seem pretty salty last time..."

Manikin:
" ... On second thought, I think I've seen too much of her."

Chloe:
"We went to the bathouse" Chloe says with a huff, "Don't forget, you ditched us."

Manikin:
"We could pay Lady Minerva a visit and see if she can turn Messatsu into anything."

Manikin:
jk

Manikin:
lel

Scarf Cat:
The new Art Challenge is listed as being of a higher difficulty than last time. This is because it's held in a more police-controlled area.

Sophia :
"Hmm, you sure you do it alone? Apparently it's harder than last time..."

Jetlag:
"Whether I can or not, I'm supposed to, so I figure I should."

Jetlag:
"She got sorta mad last time."

Manikin:
back to the bathhouse

Manikin:
CLASH O NINJA

Chloe:
"Tch, you sure do love splitting up from us."

Scarf Cat:
Ok Jetlag to to Waratel Lake map
Jetlag:
"Yeah, well...think I need a break. So I'm gonna go get in trouble with the police, I guess..."

Jetlag:
********************

Chloe:
"Be-...careful then.."

Jetlag:
Jet takes in the sights, "How..ritzy. If I'm gonna be arrested anywhere, may as well be here, right?"

Scarf Cat:
WOOOOOOAAAAH, you go to the slightly fancier square of Waratel, which seems to be pretty neat looking....time to tag all of it!
Silver:
woah
Scarf Cat:
Clash of Ninja, on the other hand, is in fact not located in the bath house; it's actually located on that highway you did that point run in.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Highway Madness' by player MarthTrinity (Player)

Sophia :
"Hmm I believe this is the place..?"

Chloe:
"Stay on guard...dunno if whoever we're looking for can just jump us or what..."

Manikin:
brb getting water

Jetlag:
Right then, guess I'll start this shit and fail horrendously

Jetlag:
Do I gotta do em in order
Timer reset! 99 seconds on the clock!

Tag Location 1:
For this one, each check is DC25. No energy is allowed to be spent. For every failure, you reduce 5 from the DC.

Manikin:
back

DJ TK:
"NOW LET'S GET SCRATCHIN'! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE PO' PO' THIS TIME!"

Radio:
NOW PLAYING Propellerheads - Spybreak! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA
Jetlag has received initiative.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Waratel Lake' by player Thrice (Player)

Popo:
Imma get yo ass

Jetlag:
As per usual, Jet kicks off hard as he can, jumps onto the sign and slides across it, and tries to get to the first tag location

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 2, 7)
Sophia :
brother in law
Sophia :
he on phone
Sophia :
annoying as fuck

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 13 Energy!
Sophia :
etc.

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 2 Style.

Jetlag:
(4, 5, 5, 7, 9)
Timer falls from 99 to 97!

Jetlag:
And now I'll dash right on over there and skid to a stop in frnot of that sign

Scarf Cat:
You're somehow given police radio transmission in your augmented hearing. "There have been reports of vandalism in Waratel Lake! Get down there, and nab those DAMN kids again!"
Timer falls from 97 to 92!

Jetlag:
Sadly I don't think I can spray it, unless that's somehow a free action - it is not sadly

Jetlag:
"...Shit. Man, they're fast."

Jetlag:
(1, 6, 7, 8, 9)
Sophia :
fuk the police

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 2 Style.

Jetlag:
"Right..now to get the hell away!"

Jetlag:
Jet tries to hide in the shadows under the monorail...rail

Popo:
YOU SHALL NOT PASS

Big Boss:
"Hey, hey, is this the place?" "Of course, moron! They should be around here somewhere!!!"

Big Boss:
"Okay, whatever! Men, get out there and nab em!"
Timer falls from 92 to 86!

Police Officer:
Two police grunts pour of the truck!

Jetlag:
"Heh...That actually worked?" Jet skates off to the left, trying to stay outta the occifer's sights

Jetlag:
(1, 2, 3, 7, 8)
Timer falls from 86 to 80!

Spray Power Up 1:
A few conveniently located spray cans are placed on top of some hard-to-reach places!

DJ TK:
Don't worry, that's on me!

Jetlag:
"Well...shit. Gonna have to go out of my way here..."

Jetlag:
(4, 5, 9, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 3 Style.

Jetlag:
"Hell yeah! Worked a lot better that time!"
Timer falls from 80 to 77!

Jetlag:
Thsi time, Jet jumps up onto the windowsills, picks up the can, grinds along the sill, then jumps down and tags the glass on his way out.

Jetlag:
And fails all of this miserably cause like I can make those checks

Jetlag:
(0, 2, 6, 7, 8, 8)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 2 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.

Jetlag:
(0, 4, 7, 7)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 3 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.
Timer falls from 77 to 71!

Jetlag:
(1, 4, 6, 7, 8)

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 5 Style.

Jetlag:
"Whoof! Harder than'n I thought..."

Police Officer:
"Hey look! It's one of them!"

Police Officer 1:
"Grab em?"

Police Officer 2:
"Nab em!"

Police Officer 3:
"Stab em!"

Police Officer:
"Woaoooh there, sir, over the LINE!"

Jetlag:
"Aw, shit... All right, I'm goin' all out..." Jet skates over to the sides of the rails, then jumps off and onto one of the rocks!

Big Boss:
"STOP BICKERING! JUST GET THAT KID!"

Jetlag:
the rocks in the water

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 2, 4, 6, 8)
Sophia :
(crs)
Sophia :
FITE ME IN ULTIMAX BITCH
Manikin:
sheik fair is op

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 7 Energy!

Jetlag:
(0, 3, 3, 4)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 2 Energy!

Police Officer:
*Stomps feet* "DAMN!"

Jetlag:
Jet tries not to draw too much attention to his rock-hoppin self
Timer falls from 71 to 68!

Jetlag:
Right, well, gonna keep hoppin' these rocks, over to the other side of that rail

Jetlag:
And then skate between those houses if I can, over them if not

Jetlag:
And tag that shit

Police Officer:
That's 2 DC25 jump checks then

Police Officer:
Though it all counts as 1 move action

Jetlag:
(3, 4, 7, 7, 8, 8)

Jetlag:
I will use that 27 and save my 28 and also energy

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 3 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.

Jetlag:
(2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 5)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 3 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 2 Style.

Jetlag:
(0, 0, 1, 4, 4, 9)
Chloe: (( Olgroth: ...you tell me she not eat spiders because crunchy and tasty? ))

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 6 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.
Timer falls from 68 to 64!

Jetlag:
(1, 1, 1, 1, 3)
Sophia :
>41
Sophia :
geezez
Manikin:
goddamn
Chloe: (( JUSTIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! ))

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 3 Style.
Silver:
JUSTIN WOOOONG

Jetlag:
Jet sprays the best goddamned tag this die of the Coal Badge!

Jetlag:
Guess I'll just move here

Jetlag:
SO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD POLICE OFFICERS

Big Boss:
"Gah! What's WRONG with you boys? Well, I guess if you want something done righ-" "No, don't go out there yourself! Have you ever recovered fr- " "Stop underestimating me for ONE MOMENT, sir!"

Big Boss:
Da elite officer jumps out of the truck, brandishing a big-ol stun gun.

Catherim:
"Stop! You're under arrest, vandal!"
Timer falls from 64 to 62!

Jetlag:
"Aw, crap... Wait, you have a gun?! Shit!" Jet skates up to the building, and tries to..I guess jump/skate up it, and tag it while doing so!

Catherim:
"Like hell I'll let you get away!" Contested reaction check

Catherim:
(3, 5, 7, 7, 8)

Jetlag:
(6, 8, 9, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
Fuck off lady

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 2 Style.

Big Boss:
To reach up there though

Big Boss:
you need to either DC25 jump check, but halving your art roll, or DC25 atheltic check

Jetlag:
"Sorry, but I'm not getting caught here!"

Jetlag:
agility you mean

Big Boss:
AGILITY

Big Boss:
AGILITY

Big Boss:
*smashes everything*

Jetlag:
...I'll go with Agility

Jetlag:
And use my Momentum

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 2 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.

Jetlag:
(3, 6, 7, 7, 8)
Timer falls from 62 to 61!

Jetlag:
"Whoo... Man, what a rush! Haven't been chased by the cops in a while..." He skates right off the roof, and toward the next tag thing

Catherim:
"Stop in the name of the law!" Catherim points her gun at you with the intent to fire! Contested reaction checks again

Catherim:
(5, 6, 6, 7, 8)

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 6, 8, 9)

Catherim:
Catherim uses 20 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 10 Style.

Jetlag:
Jet ducks and knocks the tazerline away!

Jetlag:
with his board

Jetlag:
not his hands

Jetlag:
that'd be dumb

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 3, 5, 7)

Jetlag:
"...aw, shit."
Timer falls from 61 to 58!

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 4, 6, 7)

Jetlag:
Jet..bails! He skates downward, trying to get out of sight!

Catherim:
"Like I'll let you get away that easily!" Catherim jumps up the building from side to side!

Catherim:
(0, 0, 1, 1, 5, 6, 6)

Catherim:
Catherim uses 14 Energy!

Catherim:
Catherim gains 3 Style.

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 3, 4, 6)

Catherim:
(0, 2, 8, 9, 9, 9)
Silver:
39 39 39 39

Jetlag:
39 vs 16
Sophia :
« 39-16 = 39 - 16 = 23 »

Catherim:
"I've got you now! Optic Taser!"

Catherim:
Catherim loses 3 Style.

Catherim:
Catherim uses 5 Energy!

Catherim:
(2, 2, 4, 5, 8, 8, 9)

Jetlag:
All right...well, I doubt I can counter it

Jetlag:
Jet just fucking GUARDS the the taser

Catherim:
So a 48 total

Jetlag:
(1, 2, 2, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 20 Energy!

Jetlag:
"Ghhh....Sheesh...tasers're weaker than I thought..."

Catherim:
"You're still moving?! I'll make you regret it!"

Jetlag:
"Or maybe I'm just numbed to it after those monsters."
Timer falls from 58 to 55!

Jetlag:
(2, 4, 5, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
Jet then tries to jump up the buildings to his immediate upward! While trying not to get tazed

Jetlag:
he will not be good at that

Catherim:
"Hah haah!" Catherim won't let up!

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 3, 4, 7)

Catherim:
(1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 7)
Silver:
AGAIN

Catherim:
"I won't let you out of my sight this time!"

Catherim:
(2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7)

Catherim:
Catherim uses 10 Energy!

Jetlag:
I'll uh...I have nothing to counter with, so..

Jetlag:
I'll just guard again

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 1, 3, 3, 4, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 10 Energy!

Catherim:
(0, 3, 3, 5, 6, 8, 9)

Catherim:
Catherim uses 10 Energy!
Silver is disconnected.

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 26 hit points.
Timer falls from 55 to 54!

Jetlag:
"GGHHarz...Okay, that one sorta hurt..."

Jetlag:
(4, 5, 7, 7, 8, 8)

Jetlag:
(2, 2, 4, 4, 5, 8)

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 1 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 5 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.

Catherim:
Catherim stomps her foot. "Damn!"

Jetlag:
Jet is...gonna hop down from the safety of the building, like a moron, and try to tag this location, before skating off!

Jetlag:
(0, 2, 6, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.

Catherim:
I CALL REACTION CHECK AGAIN

Catherim:
(2, 2, 5, 6, 7, 7)

Catherim:
(9)

Jetlag:
Jet is once again gonna guard

Jetlag:
Because you're too damn far away

Jetlag:
(0, 0, 1, 1, 3, 4, 8, 9)

Catherim:
"Why won't you just learn to give in!?"

Catherim:
(0, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 6)

Jetlag:
"Why won't you stop tazing me?!"

Catherim:
Catherim uses 20 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 20 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 1 hit points.
Timer falls from 54 to 48!
Silver:
suddenly cop blockade

Jetlag:
"It's not like I'm attacking you back, lady! I mean, damn!" And now he tries to skate away

Catherim:
"I won't let you do that!" Ya damn right

Catherim:
(1, 3, 5, 7, 7, 8)

Jetlag:
(2, 4, 6, 7, 9)

Catherim:
(0, 1, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6)

Catherim:
Catherim uses 20 Energy!

Jetlag:
(0, 2, 2, 6, 7, 7, 9, 9)
Silver:
45 45 45 45 45
Silver:
JUUUUUSTIN

Chloe:
JUSTIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Sophia :
JUSTIN WONNNNNG

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 20 Energy!
Silver:
JUSTIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Silver:
shhh
Silver:
I can't see it on my screen
Silver:
JUSTIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

Jetlag:
Jetlag loses 32 hit points.

Jetlag:
"Argh! Damn...I guess the cute cops are the most ruthless, ain't they..." And now to skate away and FUCK

Police Officer 1:
"Hut hut hut!"

Jetlag:
"...aw, shit."

Police Officer 1:
The police hurdle is quite difficult to move past, but you can do it with a DC40 check of your choice.
Timer falls from 48 to 42!

Jetlag:
Jetlag charges the police officers, trying to barrel through them! Like pins in a bowling alley

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 3, 4, 6, 6)

Catherim:
*Huff hufff!* "I won't let him get away!"

Jetlag:
Jetlag uses 19 Energy!

Jetlag:
Jetlag gains 1 Style.

Jetlag:
(2, 3, 6, 7, 7)
Silver:
now run

Jetlag:
"Outta the way! Don't even have tasers this time..."

Scarf Cat:
Mission complete!

Scarf Cat:
You gained 500 points, making your team worth 2100 points.

Police Officer 2:
The cops are all bowled over on the streets. "Dammit! This is a disgrace!"

Jetlag:
"Hah...hahh...Damn, that hurt like a bitch! But..whoa, I actually managed it?"

Catherim:
"Haaah...haaah...now I've got you cornered! For real this time! You d-damn vandal! Now taste the power of my-!"
Chloe: (( CHARISMA CHECK JETLAG. ))

Catherim:
(0, 5, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
"Argh...are you even allowed to use those against non-violent criminals?!"

Catherim:
She turns around. "Eh!? Who's that over there! Freeze!"

Chase:
"Heh. Just get away as fast as you can. You've won this fair and square."

Chase:
(3, 4, 7, 7)

Chase:
Chase sprays her eyes with a can of spray paint!
Silver:
ohsnap

Catherim:
(0, 2, 2, 3, 5, 6, 6, 7)

Catherim:
"Gah! My eyes! Dammit!"

Jetlag:
"Won? Whoa, didn't know I was competing... Thanks, man! Just get away, yourself!"
Silver:
Spray paint to the eyes sounds like it hurts

Chase:
"Hah, right behind you. I'm not stupid. You can't hope to tangle with the police."
Silver:
Let's change your eye color! You'll look FAB
Silver:
*sprays*

Jetlag:
Jet grinds over the rail under the monorailthing, right past the police fags

Sophia :
A notification came on her phone. "Huh...we just got 500 points. Wonder how that happened."

Scarf Cat:
But as you walk down the streets, the skies dims to a slight dark. Sakura blossoms fall down the skies as a cliche *Dok, dok, dok dok dok dok dok....YOOOOOOOOO" sounds off.

Koyori:
Standing on top of a building, the ninja, now thankfully fully clothed this time, stands with her back turned and her scarf blowing in the wind. "Arigatou for iku, my tomodachis..."

Jetlag:
i'll place myself over here I guess
Manikin:
back now lel

Manikin:
"... It's her again."

Koyori:
"I see you've come for another match. Sadly, it all yametes here..."

Chloe:
"It all whats here?"

Sophia :
"Oh hey it's you again? Feeling better from yesterday?~"

Manikin:
kawaiii~~

Chloe:
"Uhhh....guys? I think we're supposed to be fighting here..."

Koyori:
"After kino, I'm feeling 50x more sugoi than before. That's truly no yasui feat..."

Manikin:
"I have no idea what you're saying."

Koyori:
"But as you bested me last time, I'll have to try and change things up here..."

Koyori:
DC25 awareness check, no energies

Sophia :
(3, 3, 5, 7)

Manikin:
(3, 4, 8, 9)

Jetlag:
(2, 4, 7)
Silver:
(1, 1, 4, 8)

Chloe:
(0, 1, 4, 4, 9)

Manikin:
the gods have forsaken us

Koyori:
*CHIIIIING SHIIIIIING!* Before you know it, you're surrounded by a tornado of bladed chains, just waiitng to wrap around you and pierce your flesh!

Munen:
On one side of the chain, it's Munen, spirit of emptiness!

Sophia :
"W-whoa. What the!? Is this a tad extreme?"

Mukuro:
And on the other side it's Mukuro, spirit of darkness!

Chloe:
"Tch, thought I heard some rats about..."

Manikin:
"... I'll buy you dinner if you tell them to go away."

Chloe:
"SHUT THE HELL UP, DAMMIT!"

Munen:
"Haaaai! You should have been more careful if you planned on challening me!"

Jetlag:
You guys suuuuck

Sophia :
"Geez gurl, are you really this salty over that loss?"

Manikin:
pjsalt

Mukuro:
"Your battle has only begun."

Koyori:
"Keh, what are you talking about? This is a fair challenge, me at my very strongest!" She turns around, takes up a confident pose, and leaps down!

Manikin:
(2, 4, 4, 8)

Sophia :
(0, 1, 2, 8, 9)
Silver:
(1, 7, 8, 8)

Chloe:
(1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6)

Jetlag:
(1, 3, 8, 9, 9)
Silver:
I steal Manny's

Koyori:
(1, 3, 5, 7, 8)

Manikin:
lel u suk

Mukuro:
(3, 4, 9, 9)

Munen:
(1, 3, 4, 5)
Silver:
(2, 5, 7, 7)

Manikin:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2aovgs/what_do_you_think_about_bananas/ best askreddit thread ever

Manikin:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2aovgs/what_do_you_think_about_bananas/
Silver:
NULL

Manikin:
SECOND ONE

Mukuro:
"Aiiyoo!" Mukuro keeps you surrounded in his tornado of chains, while he throws a ninja star at manikin!

Mukuro:
(2, 8, 9, 9)

Jetlag:
if you're gonna taze people in the dick, Catherim, I'm sorry, but I'm just, I'm out

Manikin:
(1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8)

Mukuro:
(2, 3, 7, 9, 9)

Mukuro:
Mukuro uses 20 Energy!
Silver:
(2, 2, 4, 7, 7, 8, 8, 9)
Chloe: (( YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ))

Manikin:
Manikin uses 20 Energy!

Sophia :
« 49-41 = 49 - 41 = 8 »

Manikin:
Manikin loses 8 hit points.

Manikin:
ow my eye
Manikin has received initiative.
Silver:
with your bananas
Silver:
LOL

Radio:
NOW PLAYING MEGANE ROCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Fb1huO1IM

Manikin:
(2, 5, 6, 8)
Silver:
(1, 1, 3, 4)

Mukuro:
(0, 1, 3, 3, 4, 9)

Manikin:
;-;
Silver:
You should get a Silver perk
Chloe has received initiative.
Chloe: (( Yooooooooooo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M20oZNACaes ))
Silver:
And use my rolls

Jetlag:
I'm gonna have to come in here with my 83 HP and my 4 Energy and save all yo asses

Jetlag:
81 HP
Silver:
CHAINS?

Manikin:
im so dead

Chloe:
"Hey leave him alone, asshole ninja! He's...special..."
Silver:
WRKING
Silver:
ON IT

Manikin:
"Rude."

Chloe:
(0, 0, 3, 9)

Mukuro:
(0, 2, 2, 5, 7, 9)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 7 Energy!

Manikin:
werge

Chloe:
WERGE OTP

Jetlag:
mrk

Manikin:
werge is our celebrity couple name

Mukuro:
(0, 2, 8, 9)

Chloe:
(0, 1, 2, 3)

Chloe:
(1, 1, 5, 5)

Chloe:
(0, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 7, 8)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 13 Energy!
Silver:
(0, 0, 1, 2, 4, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6, 6, 7, 8)
Silver:
dat46

Sophia :
(1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8)

Mukuro:
Mukuro loses 24 hit points.

Mukuro:
"Barf!" Mukuro gets knocked back, and lets go of the chains!

Chloe:
Chloe dashes up to the energyless ninja and boots him directly in the gut, "Take that....baka...!"
Silver:
BAKA

Munen:
The chains go tumbling down. "Grr..." Munen retracts them all into his armor.
Silver:
I'm driving the crane over here

Manikin:
I NEED U BUDDY

Silver:
gonna drive this into you guys

Chloe:
"Heh, shaken that easily?"

Silver:
THEN SUMMON ME

Sophia :
"Now's my chance!" She prepares for a silly gravity defying DROPKICK.

Manikin:
I SUMMON SILVER.

Jetlag:
Dropkick is MY thing (D)
Chloe: (( DROPKICKS ARE MY GIMMICK. ))

Manikin:
wouldnt dropkicks cooperate with gravity

Silver:
I WILL DROP KICK MANNY

Silver:
*STICKS*

Manikin:
THE DOGE IS HERE

Sophia :
(0, 1, 1, 6, 6)

Munen:
(1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 8)

Manikin:
MY ROLLS HAVE +10 TO EVERYTHING

Sophia :


Mukuro:
(0, 2, 4, 5, 9)

Silver:
You are now enabled to take my rolls.

Manikin:
(kappa)

Sophia :
Sophia uses 4 Energy!
Sophia has received initiative.

Sophia :
(0, 1, 8, 8, 9)

Sophia :
Sophia uses 1 Energy!
Silver: (( seriously wrk u need a Silver Perk ))

Sophia :
"Let's go!" You can just hear RULES OF NATURE play as Sophia does a stupid Godzilla like DROPKICK, gravity defying and everything.

Sophia :
(0, 0, 1, 5, 5, 9)

Mukuro:
(0, 1, 3, 8)

Sophia :
Sophia uses 15 Energy!

Mukuro:
Mukuro loses 88 hit points.

Sophia :
"Yo! Go me!"

Chloe:
"Heh, not bad, princess."

Sophia :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkBnSwW-SBI

Munen:
"Brother! Damn you!!!!"

Manikin:
pls dont hit me

Koyori:
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Koyori pinballs off the building, doing a flip in the air!

Koyori:
(2, 4, 5, 8, 9, 9)

Koyori:
Koyori gains 1 Style.

Koyori:
Koyori uses 1 Energy!

Manikin:
SILVER PROTECT US

Silver:
style

Koyori:
"I won't forgive you! This is my special move!" Koyori takes out her scarf and intends to wrap it around you!

Koyori:
(2, 3, 4, 4, 7, 7)

Manikin:
hot

Sophia :
Guarding

Manikin:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 35 »

Koyori:
(0, 2, 2, 3, 6, 7)

Koyori:
Koyori uses 19 Energy!

Koyori:
Koyori loses 1 Style.
Chloe: (( YOUR BODY IS READY. ))

Sophia :
(0, 6, 6, 7, 7, 9, 9)

Manikin:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6

Manikin:
o

Manikin:
momentum

Sophia :
Sophia loses 88 hit points.

Koyori:
She wraps her scarf around you, and tosses you up into the air!

Sophia :
"Holy crap!" Ow!"

Jetlag:
You sure you don't need my help

Manikin:
"Sophie!"

Silver:
lol

Silver:
LOL

Koyori:
"IZZZUNAAAA DROOOOOP!"

Manikin:
REKT

Chloe:
"...what the fu-..."

Koyori:
BOOM!

Manikin:
charizard up throw'd

Manikin:
aetherrrrr

Silver:
GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Munen:
But then Munen follows through with antoher kick!

Silver:
AEEEEEEEEEETHER

Munen:
(1, 2, 5, 8, 9)

Silver:
19

Sophia :
Guarrddding it

Munen:
(1, 5, 6, 7, 9)

Munen:
Munen uses 20 Energy!

Manikin:
sophie luckin

Silver:
(0, 4, 5, 6, 9)

Sophia :
(0, 3, 4, 4, 4, 8, 9)

Silver:
im the best

Sophia :
Sophia loses 5 hit points.

Sophia :
"OW!...well I'm alive for now at least..."
Manikin has received initiative.

Koyori:
"Kiii! Why are you still moving!?"

Silver:
FOR STYLE

Manikin:
(4, 7, 7, 8, 9)

Silver:
27

Manikin:
Manikin uses 3 Energy!

Koyori:
(0, 2, 3, 5, 5, 7)

Manikin:
Manikin gains 1 Style.

Manikin:
(0, 1, 6, 6)

Silver:
You did it!

Koyori:
(0, 1, 2, 3)

Manikin:
HOORAY

Manikin:
LOL

Silver:
0123

Manikin:
YOURE FUCKING DEAD
Chloe: (( SHE GOT DAT CHLOE ROLL ))

Manikin:
(0, 1, 2, 9)

Silver:
(0, 5, 5, 6)

Sophia :
(2, 2, 6, 7)

Jetlag:
(1, 6, 6, 7, 8, 8)

Manikin:
omg silver

Manikin:
Manikin uses 17 Energy!

Manikin:
Manikin loses 1 Style.

Manikin:
ur dun

Silver:
m8

Koyori:
Koyori loses 80 hit points.

Manikin:
"Take this!"

Silver:
"Me too!"

Manikin:
my pet attacks

Koyori:
"Gyah!" Koyori goes skeetering back from that impact.

Chloe:
(0, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Chloe:
Chloe uses 2 Energy!

Manikin:
i thought DoS counts from 15

Manikin:
for tricks

Chloe:
Chloe uses 2 Energy!

Koyori:
(4, 6, 6, 7, 8, 9)

Silver:
(1, 1, 2, 5, 6, 7)

Silver:
SHIT ROLLS REMOVED

Chloe:
(0, 4, 8, 8)

Chloe:
Chloe gains 2 Style.

Silver:
MY JOB IS THE BEST

Chloe:
Chloe uses 16 Energy!

Chloe:
(0, 0, 7, 9)

Koyori:
(1, 2, 3, 8)

Chloe:
Chloe loses 2 Style.

Koyori:
Koyori loses 112 hit points.

Chloe:
Chloe stops short of the ninja girl and flashes her a grin, "Sayonara." With that the skater unleashes a crushing uppercut to the scrawny ninja girl.

Manikin:
get rekt

Koyori:
"Bwyaaaaahhh! This is very hidoooi!"
Chloe has received initiative.
Sophia has received initiative.

Chloe:
"Finish 'em!"

Sophia :
"I'll try and finish this one off!" She stylishly hops upwards to prepare for her Axe Kick, which we'll just call The Thunder Jolt Kick, because get it! Axe uses Pikachu and Pikachu has Thunder Jlt and I'll shut up now

Silver:
WHAT

Silver:
THE

Silver:
FUCK

Sophia :
*using the wall~*

Sophia :
(2, 4, 6, 7, 9)

Manikin:
munen counters with four 9s and sophia dies.

Silver:
(0, 5, 6, 8, 8)

Sophia :
Sophia uses 6 Energy!

Sophia :
LETS OG

Sophia :
GO*

Silver:
original

Silver:
GANGSTA

Sophia :
(0, 2, 8, 9, 9)

Sophia :
Sophia uses 1 Energy!

Sophia :
Sophia gains 3 Style.

Sophia :
(0, 2, 4, 5, 8)

Silver:
time

Munen:
Munen counter attacks!

Silver:
to die

Munen:
(0, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

Manikin:
w0t

Manikin:
u lucker

Silver:
(1, 1, 2, 2, 5, 8)

Silver:
Quality rolling
Chloe: (( DAT DOG THO. ))
Chloe: (( IZUNA DROPPIN' ERRYONE. ))

Silver:
OL

Sophia :
THUNDERU JOLTU KICKU

Sophia :
Sophia loses 3 Style.

Sophia :
Sophia uses 13 Energy!

Sophia :
(0, 1, 1, 7)

Munen:
(6, 7)
Chloe: (( YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ))

Sophia :
« 21+15+13 = 21 + 15 + 13 = 49 »

Munen:
Munen loses 256 hit points.

Jetlag:
« 49-17 = 49 - 17 = 32 »

Jetlag:
« 32*2*2*2 = 32 * 2 * 2 * 2 = 256 »

Silver:
ROUTE 16

Jetlag:
Then, note the degrees of success between the opposing scores; for every two degrees of success, double the value taken from the previous subtraction operation (e.g. 3 degrees = x2 multiplier; 15 x 2 = 30).

Sophia :
Sophia rises from her drop kick! "Keeping it stylish! Yahoo!" She mocks her enemy.

Silver:
I'm going to go back to drive the crane over there.

Silver:
Bark bark bark, Silver runs off.

Jetlag:
4. Damage = « dmg. result – resist result = 0 », x2 per two degrees of success on dmg. Test

Munen:
"Muneeeeeeen!" Munen goes FLYING back, all of his armor breaking off

Manikin:
can we loot them

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 5 »

Manikin:
« 1d100 = 98 »

Jetlag:
« 1d100 = 62 »

Sophia :
"Woooo...." Sophia then drops to her knees, still remembering her injuries. "Owwwwwwww...."

Silver:
« 1d100 = 73 » LETS GO

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 25 »

Koyori:
Koyori gets up and pants heavily. "K-kuso! How could I have been bested yet again!"

Manikin:
Munen fainted!

Sophia :
*THROWS A POKEBALL*

Sophia :
« 1d20-6 = 15 - 6 = 9 »

Manikin:
((SUMMONS MESSATSU))

Sophia :
« 1d100-8 = 65 - 8 = 57 »

Mukuro:
Mukuro grabs Munen's body and carries it on his shoulders!

Chloe:
Chloe cracks her knuckles and cocks her head back, "You're just not that good, I guess."

Koyori:
"I'll let it be known here! This won't be the saishu of watashi!"

Sophia :
"Sooo we did it?" Sophia obviously very exhausted, still giving a thumbs up.

Chloe:
"Oh yeah, we crushed 'em. Believe it."

Silver:
im here guys

Silver:
I NEED TO DRAW THAT

Koyori:
"I'll be rimen, and when I do, you'll be kawaisode you even tried to mess with watashi! Dattebayo!"

Sophia :
"English!"

Koyori:
"Let's kuru, men!"

Mukuro:
"Hai!"

Manikin:
C9

Chloe:
"...well that was...pathetic."

Koyori:
"Kuso! I forgot this!"
Silver: (( Honk Honk! ))

Koyori:
Koyori throws a kunai attatched to a small sack of money. It's 300 dollars.

Manikin:
OH SHIT

Manikin:
I GET A KUNAI

Manikin:
(2, 4, 6, 7)

Sophia :
(5, 7, 8, 8, 9)

Silver:
(3, 3, 4, 6, 8)

Sophia :
*GIVE ME THAT KUNAI*
Chloe has received initiative.
Chloe has received initiative.

Chloe:
(1, 3, 6, 7, 9)

Silver:
nerp

Chloe:
(0)

Jetlag:
(0, 1, 2, 3, 4)

Silver:
LOL

Manikin:
(2, 2, 3, 7)

Manikin:
aw

Silver:
(0, 3, 6, 7)

Manikin:
"That's... a lot of money."

Scarf Cat:
You are now worth exactly 3000 points.

Sophia :
Sophia catches the Kunai. "Ohhh our prize money! Thank youu~."

Jetlag:
D-did I get any money from the art-tagging thing

Sophia :
Sophia checks her cellphone. "Ohhh we're at 3000 points guys!"

Manikin:
"I hope that's good."

Chloe:
"Tch, wouldn't be surprised if she was actually aiming -AT- yo-wait what?! We have that many points now?!"

Chase:
"Haaah....think we just barely got away. Wasn't that fun?"

Jetlag:
that's a thousand for each time I've been tazed

Sophia :
Sophia then splits the prize money. "$100 for Chloe, $50 for Manny, and the rest for m- NAH, I'm just joking $100 for everyone"

Jetlag:
"..as often as that girl shocked the hell out of me, yeah, it was pretty fun. Bit worried I'm gonna have cops after me now, though."

Chloe:
"Kunai: Also the opposite of a dildo." - TWILT

Chase:
"That's nothing you should worry about. The cops go after everyone around here. They'll easily forget your crimes if you just do nothing around them though."

Chloe:
Chloe shoves her money in her pocket and looks over Sophia, "You alright though? Shit looked like it hurt bad."

Chase:
The kid smiles. "It's kinda like that one video game, isn't it?"

Chase:
"Heh heh, strange..."

Manikin:
"I think we should meet up with Hans and rest somewhere."

Chloe:
"Yeah, hope he's doing alright too.."

Jetlag:
"You mean every videogame with cops? I'll take it anyway. I just hope they don't recognize me by my taser burns."

Sophia :
"Well I just got Izuna Dropped from like 50 feet in the air, but I'll be finnnnneeee. I just need rest..."

Sophia :
"And food would be nice too~"

Chase:
"Heh. Anyway, I wouldn't want you to go this challenge without proper reward. So here, take it..." Chase hands you over a small stack of cash. Seems to just be 150 dollars, neat.

Manikin:
"Let's get some WrkDoogle- errr... Borger Kong."

Chloe:
"...yeaaaaah, not exactly welcome back there. You need help walking, prin-..Sophia?"

Chloe:
MARTH X MARTH OTP

Sophia :
Sophia gets up on her feet. "Well, if you don't mind, heh."

Jetlag:
"Hah...thanks! Didn't expect this... Were you the one who sent this tag request out?"

Chase:
"Maybe, maybe not. It could go either way, really..." Chase checks his phone.

Chloe:
Chloe helps support the younger girl's weight, "So...food or rest?"

Chase:
"Oh right, I was supposed to meet up with someone soon. That being the rest of me team, heh..."

Chase:
*my

Manikin:
Chase O'Reilly

Jetlag:
"Ah? You've met up with them, then? ...whoa...Wonder where my team is..."

Chase:
"Heh, certainly took long enough too..." Chase cruises around on his board a bit, rolling a circle around you, and then jets off to the opposite side. "Wish you good luck with that!"

Scarf Cat:
And that's the end of the sesh

Jetlag:
"See you, Chase. And thanks for, uh, not letting me tazed again." Jet jets off to...I don't even know where you niggers are

Chloe:
« 1d100 = 4 »

Manikin:
« 1d100 = 78 »

Jetlag:
« 1d100 = 52 »
Silver:
« 1d100 = 21 »

Sophia :
« 1d100 = 74 »

DJ TK:
*Boom boom* Coming to you LIVE, we're here for the most important part of the day: Yes, it's the moment you've all been waiting for, even you in the back, Jamal! It's time for KARMA HAAANDOOOOUTS

Chloe:
YOU GODDAMN PEEPING TOM : |

Chloe:
STARING UP MY SKIRT WHEN YOU'RE HITTING ME WITH DOORS

Jetlag:
you're the one that fell asleep while staring through my door

Jetlag:
you shut up

DJ TK:
Our first category! Completing the damn session in the first place! Just take it everyone!

Sophia :
1

DJ TK:
Challenge bonus! An extra 1 to all of you for probably completing all the chalenges!

Sophia :
2

DJ TK:
The "Daaaaamn, that roll done knocked the hell out" award! That's 1 to Sophia it seems!

Sophia :
3 for me

DJ TK:
And for our last category, we're gonna do this a bit different! It's our PEOPLE'S CHOICE award!

Manikin:
 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DJ TK:
Everyone whisper to me

DJ TK:
in priiivate

DJ TK:
who you vote for!
Silver:
Silver
Silver:
I'll give you all +1 Karma
Silver:
if I win

Sophia :
VOTE: SILVER
Silver:
POLITICS

DJ TK:
THAT'S AN ILLEGAL MOVE

Jetlag:
tirkaroKujo

Jetlag:
./w tirkaroKujo

Manikin:
SILVER 2014

Manikin:
WE WANT CHANGE

DJ TK:
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

DJ TK:
OUR PEOPLE'S CHOICE CHAMPION IS NONE OTHER THAN CHLOE

Manikin:
;oooo

Chloe:
: O

DJ TK:
GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND AN EXTRA 1 KARMA
Silver:
*clap*

Sophia :
*CLAP*
Silver:
I like the people choice award

Chloe:
Why thank you!
Silver:
I HAVE MADE A COOVIA FEVER LOBBY - lolchillinz - pass: mt

Sophia :
Sophia concentrates and regains 40 Energy.

Chloe:
SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...

Sophia :
+1 Willpower from Teen Novel

Chloe:
Chloe concentrates and regains 40 Energy.

Jetlag:
Jetlag concentrates and regains 136 Energy.

Sophia :
The Bethly Hollows's epilogue was SHIT btw

DJ TK:
And THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Tune in next time, to the hottest station around, in town, the east, the weast, and everything in between! This is VELOCIIIITYY!"
Silver:
*cheers*

Manikin:
*canned laughter*

Silver:
(0, 0, 1, 2, 5, 7, 8)

Manikin:
*back to pm*

Chloe:
I NEED MORE POWER!

Manikin:
syndra

Manikin:
friendshippp

Chloe:
"I-...it's not like I like you guys or nothin...////

Manikin:
MOAR VELOCITY
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Silver:
\o/
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