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- >you can't help but feel like a space alien around these parts
- >you work alongside numerous short mushroom people in the kitchen, hearing numerous high-pitched grunts and demands from every angle
- >having been unfairly fired from your previous job, you decided to submit your resume to Castle Toadstool, mentioning your culinary experience
- >you were looking into other jobs before you found out that, surprise, you have actually been accepted
- >guess that culinary arts class HAS paid off after all haha screw you dad
- >so once you arrived there from New Donk City, imagine your surprise when you realized that all of your coworkers are these strange small mushroom minions that you easily tower over
- >you don't really know too much about this strange new world
- >regardless, you pretty much accept any particularly weird phenomenon that you come across in order to feign knowledgeability and experience
- >jumping through green pipes as a form of transportation? yeah you can dig that
- >anyway, you and a bunch of other mushroom people have been tasked with preparing food for dinner involving Princess Peach and her friends
- >with a shrill voice, the head chef tells you to go into the supply room ("down the hall, to the right") and obtain what he referred to as a "super" mushroom
- >pretending to know what that is, you proceed to go on your way
- >wow, there's a whole lot of weird junk in here
- >you observe boxes that contains a bunch of weird penguin suits, red flowers, leaves, and a lot of other bizarre stuff
- >however, a certain box manages to catch your eye
- >it contains a good amount of blue mushrooms, each one relatively small compared to the other items that are in here
- >yep, that's gotta be the stuff
- >you pick up one of the mushrooms, observing its bizarre shape
- >yeesh, it even has eyes on its weird little face
- >should this stuff be considered safe to eat?
- >hmm
- >you wonder
- >curious, you proceed to take a bite of the blue mushroom
- >you take a bite, noting its soft and chewy texture
- >however, the mushroom disappears in a blip seconds after you have dug your teeth into it
- >a strange sensation overwhelms your body as your perspective swiftly changes
- >well shit
- >you have been shrunken down to what you roughly estimate to be about half an inch tall
- >alright alright, calm down
- >you've kept your cool for this long, so let's not lose it now
- >you're going to need to find a way to somehow reverse this issue
- >you spot a bag of powdered sugar right next to a box of larger red mushrooms
- >okay, lets assess the situation
- >the blue mushroom you ate was small, which renders it undeserving of the "super" title
- >that mushroom was small, and therefore you're also small
- >the red mushrooms inside the box on the other hand are comparably large, which renders it deserving of the "super" title
- >those mushrooms are big, and therefore that would make you...
- >bingo
- >okay, that logic may not have been entirely sound, but it's still a better goal than walking out the hallway and risk being trampled on
- >you start to climb through the stitches of the bag of sugar in an attempt to use it as leverage
- >you have your eyes set to the top of the open box, determined to reach it so that you can attain your former height once again
- >eventually, you have reached the top of the bag
- >before you can jump, however, the sound of the door creaking interrupts your plans
- >two of those mushroom minions go and grab both sides of the bag of you're standing on
- >to prevent yourself from becoming nothing but a red splatter on the ground, you hold onto the bag as tightly as you can
- >you yell out to the walking mushrooms, but they can't seem to hear you at your current size
- >your ride finally stops in the kitchen, with the bag being placed right next to a large bowl
- >seeing as the bag is now stationary, you let go of the bag and allow yourself to stand back up
- >one of the mushroom workers, failing to acknowledge your presence, opens the bag of powdered sugar
- >swiftly changing the surface of your ground, you fall backwards into the mountainous amounts of powdered sugar
- >you dodge a giant measuring cup that scoops up a bunch of sugar
- >you frantically wave your arms as you yell in order to get the mushroom dude's attention
- >unfortunately, you were not so lucky on the second scoop
- >after being deposited into the bowl, a whole bunch of other ingredients followed
- >butter, cream, pink dye, etc
- >it wasn't until you were thoroughly mixed with the ingredients that you recognized the goop that you have found yourself inside of
- >...cake frosting
- >a spatula starts to dig into the mixture, carefully applying it to a two-layer cake
- >unfortunately, it doesn't take long for you to get dragged with the frosting
- >you are applied to a frosting-barren part of the cake, burying you deep inside of it as additional layers of frosting envelope you
- >it's quite difficult to break through a thick layer of icing when you're less than an inch tall
- >while it has been about a little less than an hour in here, you feel like you're getting somewhere
- >you see cracks of light start to peek through as you push against the pink coating
- >perhaps the extra sugar helped give you the energy you needed
- >aw c'mon, it's giant frosting
- >anyone would have tried a bite at this size, even if the texture is a bit funny
- >finally, your upper half has managed to break through the frosting
- >...
- >your timing is tremendously atrocious holy shit
- >you find yourself on a single slice of cake set in front of Princess Peach herself
- >she's just getting finished with her entree, taking one last bite of her food as it passes her pretty pink lips before being chewed to mush
- >with a soon-to-be digested lump traveling down her throat serving as plenty of motivation for you, you use your arms to try to pull your lower half out of the frosting
- >all that did was smush your arms further into it
- >as you try to free yourself, you see Peach take off a piece of the cake slice, allowing you to see her fork in terrifying detail
- >that was frighteningly close
- >you hear a satisfied "mmMMMMmmmm" emanate from Peach as she satisfyingly chews and swishes the dessert within her mouth
- >you even see a slight amount of drool escape from her mouth while she enjoys her food
- >after she swallows the food down her throat, you hear a happy sigh escape her lips
- >damn, Peach really likes her cake
- >you realize that you've been mesmerised by her enjoyment for cake for so long that you neglected in freeing your legs from the thick pink frosting
- >there's nothing you can do to stop her from taking the portion that you have stuck yourself inside of
- >you are raised to her mouth, with her humid minty breath washing over you as you stare at her ginormous maw
- >her lips are very pink and beautiful, appearing as if they would be softer than that of an angel's
- >her usually pearly white teeth have been dirtied by various foods, with the most prominent being the pink frosting that remains lying inside of her mouth
- >but your analysis is brought to a halt, for she wastes no time in passing you and the delightful confectionery past her lips
- >as her fork exits her mouth, all light becomes drained from your vision
- >your environment becomes a saliva-riddled nightmare
- >you feel borderline molested as Peach's muscle eagerly rubs both you and the surrounding flavor of cake against the roof of her mouth
- >her tongue feels wet, somewhat smooth, and especially fleshy against your helpless form as she tries to extract you of your sweet flavor
- >she now moves onto chewing, prompting you to narrowly dodge her loud teeth turning the sugary food into a wet messy slop
- >but she doesn't stop there, as she proceeds to swish around the chewed mixture of cake inside of her cheeks
- >"mmMMMMmmmmm..."
- >you, of course, are caught in the mixture, resulting in you coughing up large globs of her saliva in the process
- >you feel like you could even drown here as she creates a cacophony of swishes and delighted moans, carelessly stirring you around with the contents of her mouth
- >as if warning you what's to come, you hear a wet gurgle echo from her awaiting throat
- >satisfied, her tongue pushes you and what's left of her cake to the back of her throat
- >you try to sink your hands into the soft flesh of Peach's tongue, but the surface proves too slick for you to properly grip onto
- >you are pulled down her throat with a loud "squelch", granting you a one-way trip down her esophagus
- >plop
- >now within the royal prison that is Peach's stomach, you land on a small lump of digesting cake
- >the acids quickly do their work, breaking apart the mush of your confectionery refuge
- >you plop right into the lethal liquid, immediately feeling searing pains as your body begins to break apart
- >you try your best to swim back up, but it doesn't take long before your arms become too decayed to help you anymore
- >you lose conscious as you allow yourself to digest away as a mere crumb within Princess Peach's belly, becoming nothing more than a few nutrients to contribute to her generous form
- >...
- >"WORLD 1-0.5"
- >"ANON X 2"
- >wait what the fuck
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