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- Ways to send a car to Hell
- There are 1001 ways to destroy a car but I am going to cover only
- the ones that are the most fun (for you), the most destructive
- (for them), and the hardest to trace (for the cops).
- - Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the
- way through the pavement!
- - Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler,
- etc.)
- - Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball,
- or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.
- Plastic deforms and dilutes into gas. The final result is much
- harder to inject into the engine, possibly causing valve replacement.
- - Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into
- the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the
- tailpipe.
- - Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...
- - Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.
- - Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like
- this:
- ÚÄÄŋ (Revised ill. 4.14)
- ģ ģ
- ģ ģ
- ģ ģ
- ģ ģ
- ģ ÚŲ
- ģ Āŋ
- ĀÄÄŲ
- Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until
- you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device
- is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar
- detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders
- on the seats!)
- Have Fun!
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