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Omegle trolling quite possibly at it's finest

Sep 12th, 2012
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  1. You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
  2. Question to discuss:
  3. Pop quiz! Medium: Music. In Scary Symmetry's album Holographic Universe, what author are they indirectly doing a tribute to?
  4. Stranger 1: kill urself
  5. Stranger 1: now
  6. Stranger 1: plz
  7. Stranger 2: yeah
  8. Stranger 2: please
  9. Stranger 1: ur a fag
  10. Stranger 1: u too stranger
  11. Stranger 2: stfu
  12. Stranger 1: no
  13. Stranger 2: hater
  14. Stranger 1: you stfu
  15. Stranger 2: bye
  16. Stranger 2: leave
  17. Stranger 1: no
  18. Stranger 2: yes
  19. Stranger 1: no
  20. Stranger 1: fucking cunt
  21. Stranger 1: you leave
  22. Stranger 2: ok stay, ur gunna leave anytime soon
  23. Stranger 2: haha
  24. Stranger 1: no
  25. Stranger 1: fag
  26. Stranger 1: ima make u ragequit
  27. Stranger 1: virgin cunt
  28. Stranger 2: haha
  29. Stranger 1: thats funny?
  30. Stranger 1: lol
  31. Stranger 2: yeah
  32. Stranger 1: its funny cuz its true
  33. Stranger 2: you dont even no me dude
  34. Stranger 1: doesnt matter
  35. Stranger 1: i can tell ur a virgin
  36. Stranger 2: yes it does...and i am a virgin. why would u care haha
  37. Stranger 1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  38. Stranger 1: hahahahahaha
  39. Stranger 1: virgin
  40. Stranger 1: LOLOLOLOL
  41. Stranger 1: u will never be a man
  42. Stranger 2: what do u expect a 14 year old to be ? a slut ? no thats you honey :)
  43. Stranger 1: yes im a slut
  44. Stranger 1: and proud of it ;)
  45. Stranger 2: thats great, take that somewhere else
  46. Stranger 1: i get more pussy then you can even imagine
  47. Stranger 2: haha me too. i get pussy even though im a virgin dude.
  48. Stranger 1: no you dont
  49. Stranger 2: get on my level
  50. Stranger 1: only in ur dreams
  51. Stranger 1: u will never EVER feel the inside of a pussy
  52. Stranger 1: and that makes me smile
  53. Stranger 2: haha i havea pussy ?
  54. Stranger 1: no you dont
  55. Stranger 2: okay.
  56. Stranger 2: cause you no me right ?
  57. Stranger 1: no
  58. Stranger 1: but i can tell
  59. Stranger 2: haha hey person whos spying on us, hes dumb huh ?
  60. Stranger 1: LOL
  61. Stranger 1: you need some help there?
  62. Stranger 1: im too much to handle?
  63. Stranger 1: thats cute
  64. Stranger 2: no why would i need help ?
  65. Stranger 1: then why would you ask spy huh?
  66. Stranger 1: i think im to intimidating
  67. Stranger 2: because obviously i am not gunna ask you
  68. Stranger 1: exactly
  69. Stranger 1: you need someone to back you up
  70. Stranger 1: thats pathetic
  71. Stranger 2: why would i ask u if ur dumb ? u would say no
  72. Stranger 1: yeah
  73. Stranger 1: thats why you ask spy
  74. Stranger 2: and he or she isnt backing me up HTEY CANT REPLY
  75. Stranger 2: *THEY
  76. Stranger 1: i know
  77. Stranger 1: but you wish they did
  78. Stranger 1: cuz im intimidating you
  79. Stranger 2: okay so go back to school cause your dumb
  80. Stranger 1: no
  81. Stranger 2: no your not, i could beat your ass in 1 second
  82. Stranger 1: beat me in what?
  83. Stranger 2: in everything, including fighting.
  84. Stranger 1: LOLOLOLOL
  85. Stranger 1: no you couldnt
  86. Stranger 2: okay
  87. Stranger 1: thought u were a girl
  88. Stranger 1: liar
  89. Stranger 2: i am a girl? i can fight a boy ? especialy a pussy like you.
  90. Stranger 1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  91. Stranger 2: who argues with a girl? Grow up.
  92. Stranger 1: silly you
  93. Stranger 1: stop lying
  94. Stranger 1: cuz ur not a girl
  95. Stranger 2: i am a girl.
  96. Stranger 1: then act like one
  97. Stranger 1: right now you act like a 12 year old boy
  98. Stranger 2: i am acting like one ...
  99. Stranger 1: no youre not
  100. Stranger 1: youre acting like a mad lil boy who havent got any cookies from mom
  101. Stranger 2: how am i acting like a boy, and please tell me, how old are you!
  102. Stranger 1: the way you write
  103. Stranger 1: told me you could beat me up
  104. Stranger 1: i find that hilarious btw
  105. Stranger 2: well...i did get carried away right there, lol but hey, i was mad.
  106. Stranger 1: i bet youre fat, youd stand no chance against me
  107. Stranger 1: lolol
  108. Stranger 2: haha im not fat :)
  109. Stranger 1: yes you are
  110. Stranger 2: oh Fabulous And Talented
  111. Stranger 1: id kick ur ass so hard tbh
  112. Stranger 2: then yes, yes i am
  113. Stranger 1: what are you doing on omegle then?
  114. Stranger 1: talented at sucking cock maybe
  115. Stranger 2: what are you doing on omegle ?
  116. Stranger 1: bullying ppl like you
  117. Stranger 1: its fun
  118. Stranger 2: haha well im not crying Nor intimidated so how is it fun
  119. Stranger 1: cause im superior in every way
  120. Stranger 1: youre mad
  121. Stranger 2: oh and i like arguing with people too. its sooo fun.
  122. Stranger 1: thats why its fun
  123. Stranger 2: im not mad ;)
  124. Stranger 1: yes you are
  125. Stranger 1: you just said you were
  126. Stranger 2: im smiling right now because your nothing to me, your words are like a Little baby saying goo goo ga ga
  127. Stranger 1: OWNED
  128. Stranger 1: Stranger: well...i did get carried away right there, lol but hey, i was mad.
  129. Stranger 1: ooh this is hilarious
  130. Stranger 2: haha i WAS mad
  131. Stranger 1: exactly
  132. Stranger 1: thats why its fun
  133. Stranger 2: and okay yay its fun, bye now. you can leave'
  134. Stranger 1: no
  135. Stranger 1: you leave
  136. Stranger 1: i win
  137. Stranger 2: why wont you leave, do you wanna cookie ?
  138. Stranger 1: always
  139. Stranger 1: yes
  140. Stranger 2: i ALWAYS win
  141. Stranger 1: gimme a cookie
  142. Stranger 1: no you dont
  143. Stranger 2: yess i do
  144. Stranger 1: not against me
  145. Stranger 1: im superior
  146. Stranger 2: we could do this all night and i would win.
  147. Stranger 1: no you couldnt
  148. Stranger 1: homo
  149. Stranger 2: haha man ur funny
  150. Stranger 1: fuck off
  151. Stranger 2: i bet this spy guy is crakin up
  152. Stranger 1: i know youre mad
  153. Stranger 1: maybe
  154. Stranger 2: im not mad, i promise
  155. Stranger 1: then ill make you mad
  156. Stranger 1: fucking virgin
  157. Stranger 2: haha proud of it
  158. Stranger 1: why?
  159. Stranger 1: you shouldnt be
  160. Stranger 1: thats just an excuse every virgin tell me
  161. Stranger 1: a lame one
  162. Stranger 2: because im saving myself for the right guy ? Why would i wanna get fucked at 14 ?
  163. Stranger 1: LOL SO GAY
  164. Stranger 2: am i really the gay one ?
  165. Stranger 1: yes
  166. Stranger 1: you are
  167. Stranger 1: obviously
  168. Stranger 2: your the one who wants be to be a boy when i say im a girl
  169. Stranger 2: *me
  170. Stranger 1: i dont care if youre a boy or not
  171. Stranger 1: but you still are one
  172. Stranger 1: thats a fact
  173. Stranger 2: okay then why are you talking to me
  174. Stranger 1: i told you
  175. Stranger 1: its fun to piss you off
  176. Stranger 1: and owning you up
  177. Stranger 1: and winning arguements
  178. Stranger 2: why ?
  179. Stranger 1: why?
  180. Stranger 2: your not gunna win
  181. Stranger 1: good question
  182. Stranger 2: trust me
  183. Stranger 1: ive allready won
  184. Stranger 2: how have you allready one when im still replying
  185. Stranger 2: and i havent left
  186. Stranger 2: so get your words straight
  187. Stranger 1: cause your arguements are shit
  188. Stranger 2: well because i dont no u so i have nothing to say about u
  189. Stranger 2: i dont just make up shit.
  190. Stranger 1: i dont know you either
  191. Stranger 1: still owning you up
  192. Stranger 2: no ur not :)
  193. Stranger 1: yes i am :)
  194. Stranger 2: no your not.
  195. Stranger 1: LOOOOL
  196. Stranger 2: Loool
  197. Stranger 1: well i make shit up untill i hit the sweat spot
  198. Stranger 1: which i def did
  199. Stranger 2: haha okay Hiv ass bitch :)
  200. Stranger 1: Hiv?
  201. Stranger 2: yes HIV
  202. Stranger 1: ooh
  203. Stranger 1: LOL
  204. Stranger 2: What are you, 4 ?
  205. Stranger 1: no
  206. Stranger 1: 8
  207. Stranger 1: get your facts straight
  208. Stranger 2: what are you doing on here ?
  209. \
  210. Stranger 2: haha
  211. Stranger 1: told you
  212. Stranger 1: bullying people like you
  213. Stranger 1: owning you up
  214. Stranger 1: so much fun
  215. Stranger 2: someone needs to call dhs on yo moma
  216. Stranger 1: yes you do
  217. Stranger 2: haha nah im not a snitch
  218. Stranger 1: your mom called me actually, she told me you need to get out of her basement
  219. Stranger 1: oooh damn
  220. Stranger 2: haha im in my nice king size bed, on my OWN laptop, talking to a low life small dick, wanna be cool, Asshole :)
  221. Stranger 1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  222. Stranger 1: your insults are lame
  223. Stranger 1: try harder please
  224. Stranger 1: get on my level
  225. Stranger 2: theres no need to try harder on you, i got more important thinngs to do.
  226. Stranger 1: then do it
  227. Stranger 1: who is stopping you?
  228. Stranger 1: disconnect right now
  229. Stranger 1: do it
  230. Stranger 1: show me who is the boss
  231. Stranger 2: did i say anyone was stoppn me ?
  232. Stranger 1: well something is clearly holding you back?
  233. Stranger 1: ooh thats right
  234. Stranger 2: no, im gunna show YOU who is the boss by winning this argument and showing you your a asswhipe
  235. Stranger 1: you think you will lose if you disco
  236. Stranger 1: too late for that
  237. Stranger 1: ive already won hon
  238. Stranger 2: okay you have won ?
  239. Stranger 1: this arguement
  240. Stranger 1: obviously
  241. Stranger 1: yes
  242. Stranger 1: nothing?
  243. Stranger 1: ok then i def win
  244. Stranger 1: I WIN
  245. I WIN
  246. Stranger 1: I WIN
  247. Stranger 2: es necesario dejar
  248. Stranger 1: I WIN YOU LOSE
  249. Stranger 1: eh?
  250. Stranger 1: parta engelska
  251. Stranger 1: prata*
  252. Stranger 2: thats nothing
  253. Stranger 2: dumb ass
  254. Stranger 1: hmm?
  255. Stranger 1: what are you talking about
  256. Stranger 1: im owning you up so good right now
  257. Stranger 2: haha yes daddy
  258. Stranger 1: you got no good arguements left
  259. Stranger 1: good you admit it
  260. Stranger 1: then I WIN
  261. Stranger 2: yes sir
  262. Stranger 1: good now disconnect
  263. Stranger 2: i told u im not, u can
  264. Stranger 1: nah
  265. Stranger 2: iight then
  266. Stranger 1: you already lost so you disconnect
  267. Stranger 1: stop being a fag about it
  268. Stranger 2: i am still winning daddy
  269. Stranger 1: you just admited u lost
  270. Stranger 1: now suck it up
  271. Stranger 1: and take it like a man
  272. Stranger 2: i am sucking it up, it tastes sooo good
  273. Stranger 1: LOLOLOL
  274. Stranger 1: faggot
  275. Stranger 1: fucking no life virgin cunt
  276. Stranger 2: mmm
  277. Stranger 2: yes louder daddy harder!
  278. Stranger 1: youre sick
  279. Stranger 2: yeah, i have been having a cough lately
  280. Stranger 1: you want your daddy to fuck you?
  281. Stranger 1: hehehehehehe
  282. Stranger 1: omg thats hilarious
  283. Stranger 1: epic joke
  284. Stranger 1: EPIC
  285. Stranger 2: haha epic joke ?
  286. Stranger 1: yes
  287. Stranger 1: fucking epic
  288. Stranger 2: you must be white
  289. Stranger 1: yes
  290. Stranger 1: nigga
  291. Stranger 2: so am i haha
  292. Stranger 1: no youre not
  293. Stranger 1: nigga pls
  294. Stranger 2: ?
  295. Stranger 1: youre a nigga
  296. Stranger 2: why would i lie
  297. Stranger 1: you tell me
  298. Stranger 2: i just told you
  299. Stranger 2: im white
  300. Stranger 1: youve told me a lot
  301. Stranger 2: want a cracker :)
  302. Stranger 1: all of it is lies
  303. Stranger 1: ur a crackhead yes
  304. Stranger 2: mmm want my wet pussy
  305. Stranger 1: LOLOLOLOL
  306. Stranger 1: hahahahahahaahhahahhaahahah
  307. Stranger 1: youre def not a girl
  308. Stranger 1: no girl would say that
  309. Stranger 1: BUSTED
  310. Stranger 2: haha
  311. Stranger 1: youre a dirty dirty liar
  312. Stranger 1: prolly a fat ugly virgin nerd living in ur moms basement
  313. Stranger 1: age around 15-17
  314. Stranger 1: thats why no one likes you
  315. Stranger 1: faggot
  316. Stranger 2: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm-rp8RU8H-nuAM7HoDTKe0vxY4AEBBaATzGD_FiSYl-ldvyfXSg
  317. Stranger 2: im not a girl
  318. Stranger 2: ??
  319. Stranger 2: oka
  320. Stranger 1: aint gonna click a random link
  321. Stranger 2: y'
  322. Stranger 1: what in the link?
  323. Stranger 2: then dont. but thats me so keep calling me a boy and click on that and feel dumb
  324. Stranger 1: i bet its some nasty shit
  325. Stranger 1: dude
  326. Stranger 1: i can link a random pic aswell
  327. Stranger 1: http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo270/thelastdon777/sexyguy.jpg
  328. Stranger 2: its not random ?
  329. Stranger 1: its me
  330. Stranger 1: im pretty sure its random
  331. Stranger 1: mine is not though
  332. Stranger 2: what do you want me to do
  333. Stranger 2: u seem like u really care about what i look like
  334. Stranger 1: well you could suck my cock
  335. Stranger 1: i couldnt care less about it
  336. Stranger 2: yeah i could
  337. Stranger 2: but im not going to
  338. Stranger 1: faggot
  339. Stranger 1: good faggy
  340. Stranger 2: your so immature
  341. Stranger 1: virgin
  342. Stranger 1: LOLOL
  343. Stranger 1: thank you!
  344. Stranger 2: yourwelcome.
  345. Stranger 1: thats the image im going for
  346. Stranger 2: well congratulations
  347. Stranger 1: if you were to guess my age, what would it be?
  348. Stranger 1: 11?
  349. Stranger 1: 12?
  350. Stranger 2: hmm 17.
  351. Stranger 1: fuck you
  352. Stranger 2: 18
  353. Stranger 1: im 8
  354. Stranger 2: i no you want to
  355. Stranger 1: want what
  356. Stranger 2: but you cant, i dont fuck 8 year olds
  357. Stranger 1: LOLOL
  358. Stranger 1: i dont want ugly fat virgin nerds
  359. Stranger 1: like you
  360. Stranger 2: haha allright
  361. Stranger 1: fucker
  362. Stranger 1: you think you have a shot with me!?
  363. Stranger 1: think again
  364. Stranger 1: bitch
  365. Stranger 2: no i dont
  366. Stranger 2: why u so mean!
  367. Stranger 2: who raped you!
  368. Stranger 1: other way around
  369. Stranger 1: i raped ur mom
  370. Stranger 2: who stuck there dick up ur ass
  371. Stranger 1: thats how you came to life
  372. Stranger 1: LOLOL
  373. Stranger 1: haha
  374. Stranger 2: was it ur brother ?
  375. Stranger 2: ughhh i keep tellin him
  376. Stranger 1: LOLOLOL
  377. Stranger 1: my brother is dead
  378. Stranger 1: so no
  379. Stranger 1: faggot
  380. Stranger 2: well my Mom is dead.
  381. Stranger 2: faagggot ?
  382. Stranger 1: she wanst when i fucked her
  383. Stranger 1: obviously
  384. Stranger 2: is that like a mixture os maggot and faggot
  385. Stranger 2: hahaha wow
  386. Stranger 1: no it means ur gay
  387. Stranger 2: oh thanks
  388. Stranger 1: homosexual
  389. Stranger 2: i no im happy
  390. Stranger 1: i bet
  391. Stranger 1: cause its what you wanna be
  392. Stranger 1: a good homo
  393. Stranger 2: can u just grow up and go fuck your Dad or something
  394. Stranger 1: my dad is dead aswell
  395. Stranger 1: try harder bitch
  396. Stranger 1: LOL
  397. Stranger 2: Go fuck yourself then!
  398. Stranger 2: your best at it
  399. Stranger 1: i did that earlier today
  400. Stranger 1: fucked my hand real good
  401. Stranger 2: yeah
  402. Stranger 1: LOL
  403. Stranger 2: nice
  404. Stranger 1: god this is so funny
  405. Stranger 1: ur getting owned up
  406. Stranger 2: haha
  407. Stranger 1: see?
  408. Stranger 1: you like it aswell
  409. Stranger 1: what a good fag
  410. Stranger 2: haha
  411. Stranger 1: haha
  412. Stranger 1: haha
  413. Stranger 1: haha
  414. Stranger 1: u got nothing useful to say?
  415. Stranger 2: hey u wanna be like me now ?
  416. Stranger 1: not at all
  417. Stranger 1: i hate you
  418. Stranger 2: aww
  419. Stranger 1: nawww did i hurt your feelings?
  420. Stranger 2: why
  421. Stranger 2: i coulda got you foodstamps lmao
  422. Stranger 1: LOLOLOLOL
  423. Stranger 1: ur pathetic
  424. Stranger 2: omg my stomach hurts
  425. Stranger 1: pro tip
  426. Stranger 1: stop being a nerd
  427. Stranger 1: lose some weight
  428. Stranger 1: get laid
  429. Stranger 2: haha
  430. Stranger 2: okay bye
  431. Stranger 1: YAY
  432. Stranger 2: bye
  433. Stranger 2: bhye
  434. Stranger 1: i win
  435. Stranger 1: I WIN
  436. Stranger 1: bye :)))
  437. Stranger 2: bye
  438. Stranger 1: disco
  439. Stranger 2: BYE! haha
  440. Stranger 1: bye
  441. Stranger 2: get up outta here
  442. Stranger 1: fag
  443. Stranger 1: thats ur job
  444. Stranger 1: just do it dude
  445. Stranger 2: ugh
  446. Stranger 1: whats ur problem
  447. Stranger 2: dude
  448. Stranger 2: whats your problem!
  449. Stranger 1: ur my problem
  450. Stranger 2: what did i do
  451. Stranger 1: you dont disconnect like a man
  452. Stranger 2: because im not a man
  453. Stranger 1: admit defeat and move on
  454. Stranger 1: simple as that
  455. Stranger 2: now YOU should disconnect, LIKE A MAN/
  456. Stranger 1: no cause im the one who won
  457. Stranger 1: you lost
  458. Stranger 1: therefore you leave
  459. Stranger 1: but ur being a fag about it
  460. Stranger 2: kj
  461. Stranger 1: ?
  462. Stranger 2: k
  463. Stranger 1: k
  464. Stranger 2: k
  465. Stranger 1: fag
  466. Stranger 2: hey did u get todays homework
  467. Stranger 1: LOL
  468. Stranger 1: ok this is boring
  469. Stranger 1: bye
  470. Stranger 1: I WIN
  471. Stranger 1 has disconnected
  472.  
  473. //Hey, Stranger 1, if you are out there I want you to know that me and a Canadian love you. Keep fighting the good fight.
  474.  
  475. And Stranger 2
  476. ...
  477. Kill yourself.
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