SCP-1902 Song of Critique

Eskobar 6 Apr 2012, 15:27 GMT-07

I feel like we need to make a multi-part harmony Song of Critique to resolve everything wrong with articles like this, while giving everyone a verse to handle the component that irritates them the most personally. I call the Redaction Verse.

    I want to make your face impacted
    When you misuse [DATA REDACTED]
    It truly makes your vote count plunge
    When you don't know how to expunge!

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Vehemency 6 Apr 2012, 15:33 GMT-07

And although stupid burns
I was so happy for you!
Now these critiques make a beautiful line
With all these down votes we're deleting on time
So I'm glad you posted this turd
Think of all the things you learned

Wow I'm terrible at changing lyrics
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soullesshuman 6 Apr 2012, 15:38 GMT-07

I always feel like
downvoter's watchin me
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Vehemency 6 Apr 2012, 15:44 GMT-07

I walk these scribbled streets
On the Boulevard of bad SCPs
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soullesshuman 6 Apr 2012, 15:51 GMT-07

Craaaaawling iiiiin my author page
These downvotes wiiiiiill not leeeaaave
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vezaz 6 Apr 2012, 15:53 GMT-07

ten by ten is no size at all
certainly not for a room
Lack of volume casts a pall
on a scp soon to meet its doom
Last edited on 6 Apr 2012, 16:11 GMT-07 by vezaz + Show more
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Vehemency 6 Apr 2012, 16:03 GMT-07

And I forget the formats I need
Oh well I guess it pays to read
The edit button is so hard to find
With all these ideas in my mind

WELL I'M CAPSLOCKING
AND I'M MASHING
But I don't know [DATA EXPUNGED]ing!
What's the REDACTED that I'm conveying?
Can you tell me [DATA EXPUNGED]ing?
Write scientifically?
I don't wanna!
Well if you got something better!
Didn't think so
So I'll see ya!
SAYONARA
SAYONARHGH
SHFSDDSKF
fhdsfkjdf!!!!!
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Anonymouse99 6 Apr 2012, 16:08 GMT-07

It ain't the right format
You as dumb as a doormat
At least the SCP's there
Oh wait I really don't care
Cause it's terrible too
Huge cell, this a zoo?
Sorry i see
This is your first SCP
But god damn son read
a delete this [REDACTED] needs.
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soullesshuman 6 Apr 2012, 16:16 GMT-07

Hush little newbie don't say a word
Your cry of cruelty will go unheard
And if you push and persevere
The upvotes will come in time my dear
And once this is deleted by staff
Please shrug the failure off with a laugh
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Salculd 6 Apr 2012, 17:29 GMT-07

We've already got one; it's 542.
Comparatively, this one's a pile of poo.
Why would he even be given supplies?
Nothing at all would be safer, in my eyes.
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Tom Serveaux 6 Apr 2012, 19:08 GMT-07

Before you write, sir, I must insist
That you go and consult our list
Of all of our previous SCPs,
Write something original- that aims to please!
Last edited on 7 Apr 2012, 04:27 GMT-07 by Tom Serveaux + Show more
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Deacon_Blues_117 6 Apr 2012, 20:43 GMT-07

The English language suffers so
Because of those who just don't know
How coherent sentences work -
You come off sounding like a jerk.
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TroyL 6 Apr 2012, 21:36 GMT-07

Ahem. Gilbert and Sullivan time…

This SCP is horrible, atrocious, and despicable,
This writing couldn't be much worse if it was wholly cyclical,
I think we've already got a couple of the surgeons,
I can't wait to hit delete and get to purge thisa one…
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AnaxagorasAnaxagoras 6 Apr 2012, 21:44 GMT-07

We should redo this one in verse and preserve it forever.
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SadXiao 6 Apr 2012, 21:49 GMT-07

I just read all of this.
This is beautiful - this is a guide of its own!
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Sorts 7 Apr 2012, 00:24 GMT-07

man am I glad I had a chance to read this thread before this was deleted
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Sensei Le Roof 7 Apr 2012, 09:09 GMT-07

Hello downvote, my old friend
I have to click on you again
Because a vision harshly painful
Raped my eyes like a porn anvil
And the SCP thus attempted's doomed to hell
Just as well
To stop the sound of [REDACTED]