A Windy Envelope To Knowhere

It was a fine time to-
"This music's fucking stupid."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
Yes, just a normal day. So let's see what's happening at the Spiral Mountain!
Banjo was looking at an envelope he found while squinting his eyes. "Hmm... pretty sure this got lost in the mail."
"Well get rid of it then, we don't need it." Kazooie sqawked while playing around on the XBox 360. "There's enough problems to solve for jiggies."
The bear shrugged in relation to what his breegull bird buddy said, and just allowed the wind to take the letter.
The note would end up going through the Twilight Town, with a certain Shadow Siren having had a bit too much for her shadowy body to handle.
"Oh geeze..." Vivian gasped while fanning her flaming farts from her, blushing in embarrassment as she couldn't believe how gassy she was. "...what was in those spices I had?"
"Told ya that you would be stinky from these veggies!" Nana giggled as the pink robed girl Ice Climber was tooting an icy wind that was causing the temperature to be balanced.
Course with these girls breaking temperate wind, 1 had to wonder if there was a point to any of this.
Nope! So now that you know, enjoy your Friday the 13th!