falling asleep to star trek

	[To set the scene - you & your partner fell asleep on the couch together. It’s late at night, & the only illumination is from the television. They’re lying on top of you, their face in your chest, & they’re sleeping like the dead]

	Mm…. fuck.

	When did it get so late?

	… yeah, when time passed, Mx. [pronounced “mix” - it’s the gender neutral version of Mister or Miss] Smartass.

	Oh.

	We fell asleep?

	… we fell asleep watching Star Trek.

	Wow.

	We’ve turned into the nerds that we were afraid we would become.

	What’s the last thing you remember?

	… giant jellyfish?

	Yeah, you were sleeping longer than I was.

	You totally were.

	You were!

	You left a drool puddle on my shirt, see?

	Oh - you were just drooling over my tits, huh?

	Sure you were.

	[surprised noise]

	You’ve been cuddled up to me, how are your hands so damn cold?

	[surprised noise]

	That doesn’t mean put your cold hands under my shirt, god, you’re making my skin get all goosebumpy. I think all the skin on my stomach is trying to escape to my back.

	Yeah, my stomach is warm - you’ve been sleeping on it, & it’s a stomach. All the internal organs are in there, so they’ve got all that blood circulating.

	Oh… mm… okay, that’s… that’s nice.

	You just put your hands on my belly before you grabbed my tits so that I wouldn’t kick you off of me, didn’t you?

	I knew it.

	Your diabolical plan was revealed… oh… that’s… mmm….

	[moaning - your nipples are being pulled/twisted/played with]

	You’re so good at remembering that - all the… all the ways to make me feel good, yeah… that’s… fuck….

	Yeah, hold on, let me just….

	[muffled rustling - pulling a shirt up & off, somewhat awkward as you’re lying on your back with someone on top of you]

	Yeah, I took my bra off when I got home, remember?

	Yeah… oh… fuck, I love when you kiss along my collarbone, it’s so… sensitive, mm….

	Fuck!

	Yes, please… keep sucking on my nipple, that’s… that’s good, that’s… fuck, yes, do that thing with your tongue, please!

	Oh god, yes….

	[insert other generally pleased “I’m having my nipples sucked” noises/dialogue here]

	Oh… you’re… moving lower. To my… belly, oh…

	[squeal/cackle - they just blew a raspberry, or maybe tickled your sides]

	You jerk!

	You utter jerk, you are the worst!

	Yes, you totally are.

	The absolute worse.

	[moan]

	Although… I can find it in me to forgive you, if you keep… doing that with your fingers.

	God, yes, fuck, keep rubbing me through my pajama pants, please… keep doing that….

	Yeah… that feels so good, right… there, right there, please keep doing that.

	God, I love your fingers, they’re just so… delicate, but they’re so strong.

	Oh… fuck, yes, please…

	[more desperate now - they’re rubbing your clit & sucking on your nipple]

	Fuck, I’m… please!

	I’m holding on to your shoulders, your shirt is just wrinkling in my fists, I’m sweating, & you’re so… oh god, please, please… don’t stop.

	… you stopped.

	Why did you stop?

	[panting]

	You want me to beg?

	You really are the worst.

	Absolute worst.

	Hands down.

	[monotone]

	Please, put your hand in my pajamas.

	… that’s my hip.

	Okay, yes, you’re in my pajama pants, but you’re rules lawyering.

	I have to ask nicer?

	[raspberry/general annoyed rude sound]

	I never should have gotten you that book on subtle dominance, I swear.

	Please put your hand on my pussy.

	Yes, my… mmm… yes.

	That.

	Fuck.

	Oh… that’s… good… yes, please, slide your fingers between my labia, &... oh… your thumb is on my clit, please… please keep rubbing my clit like that, please….

	[general pleasure noises/dialogue here - you’re getting your clit rubbed, your nipples/breasts/belly kissed & sucked on]

	Put your fingers in me, please? Yes, please… please, that feels… that feels really good, it’s… oh, fuck.

	Yeah, my… my pussy is just pulling your fingers in, isn’t it?

	It likes them.

	Keep… curling… fuck!

	Oh GOD, yes, please, please, don’t stop, keep doing that, keep doing that, keep doing… that… fuck….

	[kissing sounds, pleasure noises]

	Yes, please, I’m so… close, yes, keep doing that, keep… keep… oh… fuck….

	[orgasm noises]

	Yes, yes, please, there, there… fuck… yes.

	Yes, god, thank you, fuck, my knees are still shaking….

	… I’m gonna have to take a shower now, goddamn it.

	Well, yeah, I love you, you’re the best enbyfriend ever, all that good stuff, but… I’m all sweaty.

	[loud kiss]

	You can come in with me.

	‘Cause I’m nice like that.

	No, we can’t watch one more episode.

	It’s late.

	I’ll get you off in the shower, if you ask me nicely enough.

	[amused]

	That’s what I thought.

	C’mon.