The young male, in the early morning, spots a potentional mate. With no hesitation, he unlocks his phone, and opens his banking app. How much is in my checkings? Only 45 dollars remain. The perfect amount; not only can he buy this super like to rematch this girl, but he can afford one more super boost tonight. Things are looking promising.

Making his move, he promptly authorizes the super likes. Using one on the potentional mate, he begins to contemplate his second first message. However, the next match in line catches his eye. She also appears to be a a living, breathing, female. Perfectly meets his requirements. Swiftly, he uses the rest of his super likes. Super likes are thin, and account has run dry. This maturing chick will have to wait to harass any more females tonight, lest he can convince his mother to deposit more money into his account.

The young male must now prepare himself for the second time. He greases back his hair using the oil from his unwashed face. Hopefully, she can smell his unbathed musk, and the excessive cheap cologne sprayed onto his suit months ago.

Seeking to impress the female, he decides the move is to self deprecate. Nothing attracts women like a complete lack of self confidence, even to the point of his face being obscured in several photos. He sends the message, and now he simply needs to wait. 15 seconds pass. No reply. The male quickly closes the app, opens it again. Still no reply. Something must be wrong with the app. He signs out, and signs back in. Still no reply. Confused, scared, and alone, the male retreats to his nest for the night.

All of a sudden, he is jarred awake by vibration. Could this be it? He has a new message. He opens the notification, it appears, for the first time since his last meeting with this female, it's his first match and reply with a real account. The female replies negatively, but he makes no hesitation to send affirmation and approval her way, wishing she would only do the same. Still declining his advances, he persists with another message. Maybe if he's forward enough, she'll feel guilty enough to go along. But this female has no interest. She turns away, hoping to never see this young male again.