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  2. Jul 23 12:59:42 <DamienLunas> it is Friday Morning
  3. Jul 23 12:59:48 <Mira> using my PP up on Tri Attack because that is the best move
  4. Jul 23 13:00:16 <DamienLunas> Arthur awakens in the arms of Suzaku
  5. Jul 23 13:00:47 <Arthur> (I WAS MAKING FOOD DAMMIT)
  6. Jul 23 13:00:54 <DamienLunas> and Hope wakes up to the smell of delicious bacon being cooked.
  7. Jul 23 13:01:44 * Kit is now known as TF2Kit
  8. Jul 23 13:02:08 <Arthur> (also nobody ever told me what they want shifted)
  9. Jul 23 13:02:25 <Mira> (I don't want anything shifted)
  10. Jul 23 13:02:35 <DamienLunas> Gorgeous: "Rise and shine, everyone."
  11. Jul 23 13:02:37  Hope slides out of the unfamiliar bed, rubbing her eyes. She's careful not to wake her Umbreon and Glaceon.
  12. Jul 23 13:02:49  Arthur shuffles out and stretches.
  13. Jul 23 13:03:14 <DamienLunas> He puts some plates of eggs and bacon down on the tables
  14. Jul 23 13:03:16 <Hope> "Morning. ...Mm, that smells good."
  15. Jul 23 13:03:35 <Saru> (where are we then?)
  16. Jul 23 13:03:38 <DamienLunas> "Sorry I'm not as good a cook as Miss Sato."
  17. Jul 23 13:03:42 <DamienLunas> (You're all back at the mansion.)
  18. Jul 23 13:03:47 <Saru> (ah)
  19. Jul 23 13:03:52 <DamienLunas> (don't worry. We'll get to you soon :3c)
  20. Jul 23 13:04:07  Hope streeetches and has a seat.
  21. Jul 23 13:04:12 <Hope> (Miss Sato?)
  22. Jul 23 13:04:22 <Arthur> (if nothing important is happening here we COULD skip this for everyone's sake because more people are sitting out than not)
  23. Jul 23 13:04:22 <DamienLunas> (Someone arthur knows)
  24. Jul 23 13:04:30 <Hope> "Any cooking's better than what's usually for breakfast..."
  25. Jul 23 13:04:31 <DamienLunas> (Something very important is happening here.)
  26. Jul 23 13:04:32  Mira plods downstairs, rubbing at her eyes.
  27. Jul 23 13:04:34 <Mira> "Heeeey."
  28. Jul 23 13:04:47 <DamienLunas> (they're in sinnoh at the moment though. twinleaf town lab.)
  29. Jul 23 13:04:58  Mira looks hurt.
  30. Jul 23 13:05:05 <DamienLunas> Suzaku shakes Arthur a bit. "Hey, Arthur, wake up."
  31. Jul 23 13:05:08  Arthur just gets ready at about his usual speed and eats quickly.
  32. Jul 23 13:05:13  Arthur already got up dammit.
  33. Jul 23 13:05:15  Hope omnomnoms eggs and bacon.
  34. Jul 23 13:05:26 <DamienLunas> Suzaku eats up his breakfast, as does Gorgeous.
  35. Jul 23 13:05:32 <Hope> "...This is delicious." =O
  36. Jul 23 13:05:34 <DamienLunas> "So, I guess we're going to just fly back, right?"
  37. Jul 23 13:05:48 <DamienLunas> He also has mephistopheles out and is feeding him bacon.
  38. Jul 23 13:05:54 <Arthur> "Why not."
  39. Jul 23 13:06:05 <Arthur> (what sort of rapidash eats bacon.)
  40. Jul 23 13:06:12 <DamienLunas> "I gotta say I do like flying. It's nice to just take your time."
  41. Jul 23 13:06:18 <Hope> "We could, I don't want to ask you to use your pokemon's power..."
  42. Jul 23 13:06:19 <DamienLunas> "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
  43. Jul 23 13:06:25 <Arthur> "WHAT"
  44. Jul 23 13:06:26 <DamienLunas> Holy shit
  45. Jul 23 13:06:30 <Hope> "Huh?"
  46. Jul 23 13:06:34 <DamienLunas> a huge green warp appears right over the dining table
  47. Jul 23 13:06:38 <DamienLunas> and celebi floats down out of it.
  48. Jul 23 13:06:45 <Hope> D=
  49. Jul 23 13:06:48 <Arthur> "...What."
  50. Jul 23 13:06:49  Mira blinks.
  51. Jul 23 13:06:52 <Mira> "Hi there."
  52. Jul 23 13:06:54 <DamienLunas> "You'll be taking NO MORE TIME IF I'VE GOT ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT."
  53. Jul 23 13:06:59 <DamienLunas> (mira you're not there, they're in sinnoh)
  54. Jul 23 13:07:05 <Hope> (MORE PARADOX)
  55. Jul 23 13:07:12 <Mira> (goddamn you just said we were)
  56. Jul 23 13:07:15 <Mira> (/me throws up hands)
  57. Jul 23 13:07:26 <Saru> (DL you really did not set the scene at all)
  58. Jul 23 13:07:35 <DamienLunas> (I did... I tried to ; ;)
  59. Jul 23 13:07:39 <DamienLunas> (I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR)
  60. Jul 23 13:07:40 <Arthur> (keep in mind nobody was there for any of this)
  61. Jul 23 13:07:43 <Hope> OKAY GUYS
  62. Jul 23 13:07:45 <Hope> ARTHUR AND HOPE
  63. Jul 23 13:07:50 <Hope> ARE WITH GORGEOUS AND SUZAKU
  64. Jul 23 13:07:51 <Hope> IN SINNOH
  65. Jul 23 13:08:00 <Hope> The rest of you are still at home. :3c
  66. Jul 23 13:08:10  Hope stares at Celebi. =O
  67. Jul 23 13:08:10 <DamienLunas> (I forgot. I thought I gave them all logs.)
  68. Jul 23 13:08:16 <Hope> "A legendary pokemon?"
  69. Jul 23 13:08:30 <DamienLunas> G: "Celebi, to be exact. Damn, and Klark isn't here..."
  70. Jul 23 13:08:47 <Arthur> "What, he wants to contract... THAT?"
  71. Jul 23 13:08:54  KLARK Is too busy being the Eternal Gardner.
  72. Jul 23 13:08:57 <Arthur> "I mean it sort of makes sense but."
  73. Jul 23 13:09:08 <DamienLunas> "You've all got one hell of a rap sheet! But this recent offense is too much! Retroactive aura vision, usage of noncanonical knowledge..."
  74. Jul 23 13:09:19 <Hope> "I... what?"
  75. Jul 23 13:09:25 <Arthur> "Retroactive what."
  76. Jul 23 13:10:09 <DamienLunas> "Look. You couldn't see auras on Thursday May 5th 203X."
  77. Jul 23 13:10:23 <DamienLunas> "But you COULD see them on May 3rd!"
  78. Jul 23 13:10:34 <DamienLunas> Celebi has a deep gruff masculine voice by the way.
  79. Jul 23 13:10:42 <Arthur> (oh god why)
  80. Jul 23 13:10:44 <DamienLunas> "THIS IS A CLEAR PARADOX AND A CONTRADICTION OF CHRONOLOGY."
  81. Jul 23 13:10:50 <Hope> :I
  82. Jul 23 13:10:51 <Arthur> (I SAID IT JOKINGLY)
  83. Jul 23 13:11:08 <DamienLunas> Gorgeous sends to you guys, <Get ready to run into the portal...>
  84. Jul 23 13:11:10 <KLARK> (...Judge Dredd Celebii? Awesome.)
  85. Jul 23 13:11:11 <Arthur> "And how did I do this?"
  86. Jul 23 13:11:41 <DamienLunas> "By causing a time paradox! It's impossible to do that! Which is why I have to fix your crimes against chronology! NOW PAY WITH YO-"
  87. Jul 23 13:11:42 <Arthur> "I mean, if I did something wrong without knowing, why are you talking to me as if this was an intentional thing. And what's the huge problem with it."
  88. Jul 23 13:11:43 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  89. Jul 23 13:11:43 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  90. Jul 23 13:11:48 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  91. Jul 23 13:11:49 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  92. Jul 23 13:12:25 <DamienLunas> Gorgeous suddenly snaps his fingers and shouts, "Meph! Dark Void! Now Transform!"
  93. Jul 23 13:12:33  Hope recalls her pokemon.
  94. Jul 23 13:12:43 <Arthur> .I "This is incredibly silly."
  95. Jul 23 13:12:51 <DamienLunas> Mephistopheles creates a void of darkness which sucks something out of celebi causing it to fall asleep
  96. Jul 23 13:12:56 <DamienLunas> and quickly summons a portal.
  97. Jul 23 13:12:58  Arthur gets the hell out of there.
  98. Jul 23 13:13:02 <DamienLunas> "Yeah well it's serious! Get through now!"
  99. Jul 23 13:13:18  Hope jumps through
  100. Jul 23 13:13:33 <DamienLunas> All of you slip through the portal of darkness.
  101. Jul 23 13:13:35 <DamienLunas> Meanwhile
  102. Jul 23 13:13:39 <DamienLunas> Back at the mansion
  103. Jul 23 13:13:53 <DamienLunas> everyone is gathered around the breakfast table as Freddie cooks up some spam.
  104. Jul 23 13:15:18  KLARK Enjoys his delicious Spam. "Freddie you are a pretty decent cook man. Thanks."
  105. Jul 23 13:15:28 <DamienLunas> Freddie's eye glints
  106. Jul 23 13:15:55 <DamienLunas> And suddenly the table is knocked over by Arthur, Hope, a flaming horse, Suzaku, and gorgeous all charging into it from a dark portal that opens up.
  107. Jul 23 13:16:04 <Arthur> "OH HEY"
  108. Jul 23 13:16:19 <Hope> "MORNING! SORRY!"
  109. Jul 23 13:16:23  Saru sticks his head into the room. "There you are!"
  110. Jul 23 13:16:36 <KLARK> "OHGODWHAT."
  111. Jul 23 13:16:38 <DamienLunas> Gorgeous shouts, "Klark, catch!"
  112. Jul 23 13:16:45 <DamienLunas> He tosses a ball at you.
  113. Jul 23 13:17:46 <DamienLunas> (Mira and six are of course here too)
  114. Jul 23 13:17:51  KLARK Catches it "What is happening?! Where did you come from?"
  115. Jul 23 13:18:05 <DamienLunas> "Long story! Get ready, it's contract time!"
  116. Jul 23 13:18:09 <Hope> "Angry legendary, not really sure what's going on!"
  117. Jul 23 13:18:10 <Arthur> "No time to explain, just use the ball on the angry onion."
  118. Jul 23 13:18:30 <DamienLunas> "SIX! PRINCESS! HURRY UP AND GET IN HERE!"
  119. Jul 23 13:18:59  Six walks into the room sleepily with his toothbrush still in his mouth.
  120. Jul 23 13:19:09 <KLARK> "Angry Legendary Onion Okay"
  121. Jul 23 13:19:16 <Six> "Bwah de fwu?"
  122. Jul 23 13:19:32  Mira hurries downstairs, dragging a stack of books along with her. "Wha?"
  123. Jul 23 13:19:57 <Arthur> "Apparently Celebi is pissed at me for something I didn't do so we're fighting. Perfect chance for Klark to contract him."
  124. Jul 23 13:20:16 <Saru> "Oh, okay."
  125. Jul 23 13:20:25 <DamienLunas> Suddenly celebi appears through another green time warp.
  126. Jul 23 13:20:30 <KLARK> "Alright....Should we get out of the house for this?"
  127. Jul 23 13:20:37 <Mira> "...Yeah, I think so."
  128. Jul 23 13:20:39 <Arthur> "Maybe!? I don--oh there it is."
  129. Jul 23 13:20:39 <Hope> "Yeah, PLEASE"
  130. Jul 23 13:20:47 <Mira> "If this place collapses, we won't have any place to sleep."
  131. Jul 23 13:21:33 <DamienLunas> "Ohhh you've done it now! Nightmare King Professor Jeremiah Quincy Willow, for obstruction of temporal justice and assaulting a Judge, I sentence you to 10 minutes in Temporal Prison!"
  132. Jul 23 13:22:03 <Mira> "...How long is that in people time, anyway?"
  133. Jul 23 13:22:13 <DamienLunas> Celebi's divinity aura flashes and he becomes wrapped in that odd green sphere that six got trapped in.
  134. Jul 23 13:22:17 <Hope> "Are you some kind of... law enforcer?" D=
  135. Jul 23 13:22:26 <Saru> "Wow, he's pretty loud for a little guy!"
  136. Jul 23 13:22:37 <DamienLunas> "I am not a law enforcer."
  137. Jul 23 13:22:41 <DamienLunas> "I AM THE JUDGE OF TIME."
  138. Jul 23 13:22:44  KLARK Blinks, "The Judge of Time."
  139. Jul 23 13:22:48 <Mira> (he is the la- dammit)
  140. Jul 23 13:22:48 <DamienLunas> "I AM."
  141. Jul 23 13:22:53 <DamienLunas> "THE LAAAAAAAAAW."
  142. Jul 23 13:23:00 <Mira> (there we go)
  143. Jul 23 13:23:13 <Mira> "...Mr. Judge of Time, can we please take this outside?"
  144. Jul 23 13:23:13 <Arthur> (this is amazing.)
  145. Jul 23 13:23:14 <Hope> (Congratulations Klark, you're contracting the most fucking insane legendary we've met so far)
  146. Jul 23 13:23:43 <KLARK> (We still haven't met Shaymin and he plans to help her out too. =3)
  147. Jul 23 13:23:50 <Arthur> (shaymin isn't robocop)
  148. Jul 23 13:23:54 <Arthur> (...right)
  149. Jul 23 13:24:01 <DamienLunas> "All six of you have commited many many crimes against the time space continuum!"
  150. Jul 23 13:24:30 <Mira> "D:"
  151. Jul 23 13:24:30  Arthur looks around. "Any idea how?"
  152. Jul 23 13:24:31 <Saru> "The space time... count... con-tim...
  153. Jul 23 13:24:33 <Saru> "
  154. Jul 23 13:24:38 <DamienLunas> "We lost a whole saturday because of you people once!"
  155. Jul 23 13:24:42 <Six> "What? I don't know what that means, but it's horseshit!"
  156. Jul 23 13:24:44 <KLARK> "What?"
  157. Jul 23 13:24:54 <KLARK> "How do you lose a day?"
  158. Jul 23 13:24:57 <Saru> "I dodn't know what you're talking about, but it's not the Immortals!"
  159. Jul 23 13:25:01 <Saru> *don't
  160. Jul 23 13:25:02 <Mira> "...How can you lose a Saturday? I mean, I've heard of wasting time, but not losing it."
  161. Jul 23 13:25:14 <KLARK> "Yeah. And how did we do it?"
  162. Jul 23 13:25:54 <DamienLunas> "When your group was formed and you fought the group of men henceforth referred to as Team Machismo, you simultaneously fought them both on saturday AND sunday!"
  163. Jul 23 13:26:13 <DamienLunas> "Meaning we had to erase saturday just to fix the mess you caused!"
  164. Jul 23 13:26:19 <Hope> "Wait, what...?"
  165. Jul 23 13:26:23 <KLARK> "Uh..."
  166. Jul 23 13:26:23  Hope thinks back. :I
  167. Jul 23 13:26:25 <Arthur> "That doesn't even make any sense."
  168. Jul 23 13:26:38 <DamienLunas> "OF COURSE NOT MORON, IT'S A PARADOX!"
  169. Jul 23 13:26:55 <DamienLunas> "IF IT MADE SENSE IT WOULDN'T BE AGAINST THE LAW!"
  170. Jul 23 13:27:05 <Saru> "It doesn't matter if we fought then Saturday, Sunday, or every day of the week, we won!"
  171. Jul 23 13:27:23 <DamienLunas> "That's hardly your own offense."
  172. Jul 23 13:27:26 <DamienLunas> only*
  173. Jul 23 13:28:09 <Hope> "Doing the impossible, huh... I guess we don't know our own strength."
  174. Jul 23 13:28:18 <KLARK> "Then what the hell else have we done? Other than...Losing a whole day..."
  175. Jul 23 13:28:20 <DamienLunas> "On may 28th, using items that were retroactively added to your inventory."
  176. Jul 23 13:28:30 <DamienLunas> march*
  177. Jul 23 13:28:44 <KLARK> "..What?"
  178. Jul 23 13:28:59 <DamienLunas> "May third, obtaining contradictory information and skills."
  179. Jul 23 13:29:17  Mira looks blank.
  180. Jul 23 13:29:18 <Six> "I never did!"
  181. Jul 23 13:29:34 <Arthur> "That's... apparently me, but I have no idea about how any of this happened!"
  182. Jul 23 13:30:07 <DamienLunas> "APRIL 24TH. Retroactively attacking with a pokemon!"
  183. Jul 23 13:30:19 <Arthur> "Wha?"
  184. Jul 23 13:30:33 <Six> "I was at home that night! There's witnesses!"
  185. Jul 23 13:30:33 <DamienLunas> "DON'T YOU WHAT ME BOY, THAT FISH WAS DOWN AND YOU KNOW IT."
  186. Jul 23 13:30:39  Saru leans in to Hope. "Do you have any idea what he's yelling about?"
  187. Jul 23 13:30:46  Hope looks at Saru.
  188. Jul 23 13:30:47 <KLARK> <Is he making stuff up?>
  189. Jul 23 13:31:02 <Arthur> (Quick someone decide where this flying shift goes so we can have applied that on monday)
  190. Jul 23 13:31:03 <Hope> "We've apparently been causing paradoxes, which are contradictions in reality." :I
  191. Jul 23 13:31:11 <Saru> "Oh."
  192. Jul 23 13:31:14 <Saru> "What?"
  193. Jul 23 13:31:19 <Arthur> (and make celebi more angry)
  194. Jul 23 13:31:19 <Hope> (RETROACTIVELY APPLYING TYPE SHIFTS. YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW)
  195. Jul 23 13:31:21 <DamienLunas> "HEY, THE RED HAIRED ONE IS TRYING TO DO IT AGAIN. JUST NOW."
  196. Jul 23 13:31:34 <DamienLunas> "YOU'VE GOT SOME HELL OF A NERVE PUNK."
  197. Jul 23 13:31:38 <Arthur> "What do you even mean."
  198. Jul 23 13:31:40  Mira stares at Arthur.
  199. Jul 23 13:31:45 <KLARK> (Ahahaha.)
  200. Jul 23 13:32:05  Hope raises her hand. :3c
  201. Jul 23 13:32:16 <KLARK> (Flying tank Bastidon =3? Mostly joking with that one.)
  202. Jul 23 13:32:17 <Hope> "All of this is interesting and all, but I think there's something you're overlooking..."
  203. Jul 23 13:32:30 <Six> (FLYING LICKILICKY)
  204. Jul 23 13:32:35 <DamienLunas> "AND YOU MISS ELENA UNDERWOOD, I'D THINK YOU'D BE A LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL CONSIDERING THAT I GAVE YOU THAT MIRACLE BERRY TO AVOID A CONTRADICTION IN TIME."
  205. Jul 23 13:32:43 <Hope> :<
  206. Jul 23 13:32:50 <KLARK> "Wait..You have her the berry?"
  207. Jul 23 13:33:16 <DamienLunas> "Damn right I did!"
  208. Jul 23 13:33:17 <Saru> "Hey, don't yell at her!"
  209. Jul 23 13:33:21 <Mira> "Wait, you know everything about time, right?"
  210. Jul 23 13:33:29 <Mira> "Um, can you tell us about the time before the cataclysm?"
  211. Jul 23 13:33:31 <Hope> "Was that you? Well, thank you... I AM grateful. But we don't exactly have control over time, it's not like we can prevent this."
  212. Jul 23 13:33:36 <Saru> "Actually, don't yell in the first place! We're trying to have breakfast."
  213. Jul 23 13:33:47 <DamienLunas> "YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB?"
  214. Jul 23 13:34:04 <Saru> "I don't even know what your job is."
  215. Jul 23 13:34:16 <Six> (flying/fighting hitmonlee?)
  216. Jul 23 13:34:24 <DamienLunas> "I'll explain then so that you know the burden of your crime!"
  217. Jul 23 13:34:56  Saru smacks himself in the forehead. That is exactly what he did not want.
  218. Jul 23 13:35:10 <DamienLunas> "Time paradoxes happen more often than you'd think. They usually happen when people gather in groups of 4-6 and go on adventures. Typically the larger the group the more paradoxes caused."
  219. Jul 23 13:35:44 <KLARK> "So a group of 20 would end time?"
  220. Jul 23 13:35:53 <Hope> (Sssh, don't tell Oran this)
  221. Jul 23 13:35:59 <Mira> "But if that's the case, time would have ended by now."
  222. Jul 23 13:36:13 <DamienLunas> "Time isn't just like a straight line, it's like a tree with many branches! Except the branches sometimes branch out then grow back into the trunk of the tree."
  223. Jul 23 13:36:17 <Mira> "I mean, there was that team Rocket, wasn't there?"
  224. Jul 23 13:36:18 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  225. Jul 23 13:36:18 <Hope> "I have a feeling we have Celebi here to thank for that."
  226. Jul 23 13:36:19 <Jessie> To protect the world from devastation!
  227. Jul 23 13:36:24 <Hope> shut up
  228. Jul 23 13:36:25 <Jessie> Hope, sorry boss, we'll be quiet.
  229. Jul 23 13:36:26 <Hope> transform and roll out
  230. Jul 23 13:36:26 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  231. Jul 23 13:36:26  DiceMaid-9001 transforms and rolls out!
  232. Jul 23 13:36:51 <DamienLunas> "THERE ACTUALLY COULD HAVE BEEN A TREE LIKE THAT BUT WE HAD TO ERASE IT FROM TIME BECAUSE IT BROKE THE LAW."
  233. Jul 23 13:36:53 <Mira> (sorry)
  234. Jul 23 13:37:11 <KLARK> "Then...You know everything that has happened...And what will happen? Or has it already happened?"
  235. Jul 23 13:37:21 <DamienLunas> "Yes."
  236. Jul 23 13:37:44 <KLARK> "Then you could have stopped all of this from happening?"
  237. Jul 23 13:38:15 <DamienLunas> "I HAD TO STOP IT FROM NOT HAPPENING."
  238. Jul 23 13:38:24 <Arthur> "Why?"
  239. Jul 23 13:38:31 <Arthur> "Wouldn't things be better off?"
  240. Jul 23 13:38:48 <DamienLunas> "DOESN'T MATTER."
  241. Jul 23 13:38:58 <DamienLunas> "IT'S WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. SO IT HAD TO HAPPEN."
  242. Jul 23 13:39:02  Mira is getting a headache. D: Timey-wimey stuff
  243. Jul 23 13:39:16 <Hope> "So... you also know this is supposed to happen, right?"
  244. Jul 23 13:39:19 <Mira> "So, you're saying what we do doesn't matter, because whatever's going to happen will do so anyway?"
  245. Jul 23 13:39:22  Hope points at Klark's contract ball. :3c
  246. Jul 23 13:39:24 <Saru> "I'm going to go back to sparring."
  247. Jul 23 13:39:35 <DamienLunas> "YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE."
  248. Jul 23 13:39:46 <DamienLunas> "The timeline you people have created is too fragile!"
  249. Jul 23 13:40:02 <KLARK> "We seem to be doing alright for ourselves."
  250. Jul 23 13:40:02 <DamienLunas> "I've got to erase all six of you from existence and start things over so that we can get it right!"
  251. Jul 23 13:40:20 <KLARK> "What."
  252. Jul 23 13:40:23 <Mira> "I'd really rather you didn't."
  253. Jul 23 13:40:40 <Arthur> "Start over from where?"
  254. Jul 23 13:40:47 <Hope> "Nnnnnope nope nope. Klark, the ball."
  255. Jul 23 13:41:09 <DamienLunas> "WELL LUCKY FOR YOU THERE'S A CONTRACT BALL RIGHT IN THAT BOY'S HANDS. SO IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME WITH IT, THEN THIS LITTLE SITUATION WILL HAVE TO BE ACCEPTED BY THE GRAND TIMELINE AS CANONICAL."
  256. Jul 23 13:41:14 <Arthur> "Because there's a WHOLE lot of shit to go through and really..."
  257. Jul 23 13:41:23 <Arthur> "...Oh, that's convenient."
  258. Jul 23 13:41:42 <Arthur> "Don't get to reset the world, get to shut you up, get a legendary."
  259. Jul 23 13:41:43 <DamienLunas> "IF YOU FAIL THOUGH, I'LL HAVE TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE WORLD. TRIM YOUR BRANCH SO TO SPEAK."
  260. Jul 23 13:42:00 <Hope> "And that isn't happening!"
  261. Jul 23 13:42:17 <KLARK> "...You're just going through the motions, huh? Sounds like that would be alot more work than just this fight..."
  262. Jul 23 13:42:48 <DamienLunas> "OF COURSE. BUT IF THIS FIGHT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THEN IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. DOESN'T MATTER THAT I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE OUTCOME WOULD BE EVEN IF THERE WAS A FIGHT."
  263. Jul 23 13:43:16 <Hope> "Well then let's get it over with! Trixie, come on out, girl!"
  264. Jul 23 13:43:23 <Saru> "You bet you do! You're going down!"
  265. Jul 23 13:43:31 <KLARK> "...Outside first guys."
  266. Jul 23 13:43:55 <KLARK> (Is it bad I just see this entire conversation happening int he ruins of the kitchen?)
  267. Jul 23 13:43:57 <DamienLunas> "IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. WE FIGHT WHERE WE FIGHT."
  268. Jul 23 13:44:10 <Saru> "Then we fight outside."
  269. Jul 23 13:44:23 <Mira> "Yes. Outside. Please."
  270. Jul 23 13:44:46  Hope lets out Trixie, but :3c's and heads outside.
  271. Jul 23 13:44:47  Six finishes brushing his teeth during the argument, and follows Saru out.
  272. Jul 23 13:45:02  Mira sets the books down on the table and heads out.
  273. Jul 23 13:45:23  KLARK Follows everyone out, cracking his neck and knuckles. "This is not what I expected from today."
  274. Jul 23 13:45:27  Saru heads out, stretching.
  275. Jul 23 13:45:29 <DamienLunas> It waits patiently for you all to go outside and follows you out. "You stay here." it says to suzaku. "You're not a criminal yet."
  276. Jul 23 13:45:36 <Arthur> "...Yet?"
  277. Jul 23 13:45:45  Arthur shrugs and walks out.
  278. Jul 23 13:45:53 <DamienLunas> "You never know."
  279. Jul 23 13:45:53 <KLARK> "...Something tells me even when I do contract him he isn't going to explain anything."
  280. Jul 23 13:46:03 <DamienLunas> "I do though. I always know."
  281. Jul 23 13:46:19 <Saru> "Then why did you say you didn't?"
  282. Jul 23 13:46:19 <Hope> "It's a good thing you decided to contract him or we'd be in a fine mess." :I
  283. Jul 23 13:46:26 <Saru> "is that one of those pair of docks things?"
  284. Jul 23 13:46:36 <DamienLunas> "I didn't say I didn't know. I said YOU NEVER KNOW."
  285. Jul 23 13:46:53 <Saru> "But who is you?"
  286. Jul 23 13:46:56 <DamienLunas> "AND YOU NEVER SHOULD BECAUSE KNOWING INFORMATION ABOUT THE PAST AND FUTURE IS AGAINST THE LAW."
  287. Jul 23 13:47:04 <DamienLunas> "I AM THE LAW!"
  288. Jul 23 13:47:04  KLARK Sends out Helkion and Sobek. "...Yep, not explaining anything."
  289. Jul 23 13:47:14 <KLARK> "Wait...So history books are against the law?"
  290. Jul 23 13:47:30 <DamienLunas> "DON'T TRY TO ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT WHAT IS AND ISN'T AGAINST THE LAW"
  291. Jul 23 13:47:38 <Hope> :3c
  292. Jul 23 13:47:45 <Hope> "Can we just get this started?"
  293. Jul 23 13:47:55 <Six> "Yeah for serious, I'm bored."
  294. Jul 23 13:47:59 <DamienLunas> "BY ALL MEANS, LETS!"
  295. Jul 23 13:48:00  Mira calls out Fionuir. "Um, maybe you can understand this paradox sort of thing better than us. D:"
  296. Jul 23 13:48:03 <DamienLunas> dexes and speeds
  297. Jul 23 13:48:10 <Arthur> 12 eurus 40
  298. Jul 23 13:48:19 <Hope> Hope 6 Trixie 12
  299. Jul 23 13:48:24  Saru sends out Nak. (Dex 26/Spd 16)
  300. Jul 23 13:48:37 <Arthur> (also, aura?)
  301. Jul 23 13:48:40 <KLARK> (Dex 12 Spds LAST and Sobek 27)
  302. Jul 23 13:48:50 <DamienLunas> Auras are: Reincarnation/Protection/Control/Battle/Divinity/Energy
  303. Jul 23 13:48:55 <Arthur> (HEY)
  304. Jul 23 13:49:00 <Arthur> (I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING HAD FOUR)
  305. Jul 23 13:49:12 <DamienLunas> (That's another paradox)
  306. Jul 23 13:49:13 <Arthur> (STOP CAUSING PARADOXES)
  307. Jul 23 13:49:17 <DamienLunas> (NO U)
  308. Jul 23 13:50:25 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Arthur 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6
  309. Jul 23 13:50:34 <Arthur> (>arthur 26)
  310. Jul 23 13:50:35 <Arthur> (what)
  311. Jul 23 13:50:40 <DamienLunas> bluh
  312. Jul 23 13:50:48 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6
  313. Jul 23 13:50:59 <Six> ( man, grass/psychic really cockblocks me )
  314. Jul 23 13:51:06 <Arthur> (poison is fine)
  315. Jul 23 13:51:09 <Arthur> (kinda)
  316. Jul 23 13:51:12 <DamienLunas> (It's weak to psychic)
  317. Jul 23 13:51:17 <Arthur> (I said kinda.)
  318. Jul 23 13:51:19 <DamienLunas> (god damn six is right)
  319. Jul 23 13:51:21 <Six> ( ^ that. so let's go wish Lash )
  320. Jul 23 13:51:23 <DamienLunas> (Unless he has his kitsunoh)
  321. Jul 23 13:51:33 <Six> ( Speed 3)
  322. Jul 23 13:51:38 <Hope> (RETROACTIVELY APPLYING EXPERIENCE TO A BABY POKEMON)
  323. Jul 23 13:51:40 <Mira> (Fion speed 25)
  324. Jul 23 13:51:52 <Mira> (THAT'S EXTRA HERETICAL)
  325. Jul 23 13:52:22 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 41, Sobek 27, Fion 25, Nak 16, Lash 3, Rock Last
  326. Jul 23 13:52:36 <DamienLunas> missing one
  327. Jul 23 13:52:38 <DamienLunas> trixie.
  328. Jul 23 13:52:43 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 41, Sobek 27, Fion 25, Nak 16, Trixie 12, Lash 3, Rock Last
  329. Jul 23 13:52:48 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  330. Jul 23 13:52:50 <Arthur> (40 not 41)
  331. Jul 23 13:52:53 <Arthur> (41 is HP :B)
  332. Jul 23 13:54:43 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 40, Sobek 27, Fion 25, Nak 16, Trixie 12, Lash 3, Rock Last
  333. Jul 23 13:55:55 <Arthur> (saru? there?)
  334. Jul 23 13:56:00 <Saru> (derp computer freezing)
  335. Jul 23 13:56:19 <Saru> (happens everytime i draw media player from one screen to the other)
  336. Jul 23 13:56:19 <Six> (also, Kitsunoh is my first dual-typed pokemon! HUH)
  337. Jul 23 13:56:20 <Arthur> (this is why i never bother with the spreadsheets. unless it isn't the spreadsheet :B)
  338. Jul 23 13:56:48 <Saru> Intuitive Logic, reveals 8 of Celibi's moves
  339. Jul 23 13:57:27 <DamienLunas> Leaf Storm/Future Sight/AncientPower/Magical Leaf/Safeguard/Recover/Giga Drain/Nasty Plot
  340. Jul 23 13:57:33 <Saru> (hahaha. if my spreadsheet freezes, just the sheet does. but Media Player will freeze the whole machine 25% of the time. i only just realized that was what was causing it)
  341. Jul 23 13:58:50 <DamienLunas> anyway six's turn
  342. Jul 23 13:59:08 <Six> 1d20 PUNCH
  343. Jul 23 13:59:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, PUNCH: 16 [1d20=16]
  344. Jul 23 13:59:23 <Six> 7d10+31
  345. Jul 23 13:59:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 7d10+31: 64 [7d10=3,3,5,2,5,10,5]
  346. Jul 23 13:59:53 <DamienLunas> pow
  347. Jul 23 13:59:57 <DamienLunas> a pretty strong hit from six
  348. Jul 23 14:00:10 <DamienLunas> but celebi still has plenty left in it.
  349. Jul 23 14:00:13 <Arthur> 1d20 gust to stop the fieldo
  350. Jul 23 14:00:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, gust to stop the fieldo: 14 [1d20=14]
  351. Jul 23 14:00:34 <Arthur> 1d20 aaaaaand air slash after
  352. Jul 23 14:00:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, aaaaaand air slash after: 5 [1d20=5]
  353. Jul 23 14:00:37 <Arthur> (balls)
  354. Jul 23 14:00:51 <Arthur> (well protection aura is down, go to town)
  355. Jul 23 14:00:54 <DamienLunas> yup
  356. Jul 23 14:00:56 <KLARK> (Do we want a Trick Room set up?)
  357. Jul 23 14:01:04 <Arthur> (sure)
  358. Jul 23 14:01:30 <Hope> (Wow, trick room is really powerful)
  359. Jul 23 14:01:37  KLARK Messes with time nananananah.
  360. Jul 23 14:01:44 <DamienLunas> Battle Aura!
  361. Jul 23 14:01:55 <Arthur> (oh RIGHT that thing)
  362. Jul 23 14:01:55 <DamienLunas> "HAH! Did you honestly think that would work on me!"
  363. Jul 23 14:02:03 <DamienLunas> Celebi is always first!
  364. Jul 23 14:02:07  KLARK Shrugs "Was worth a shot."
  365. Jul 23 14:02:10 <DamienLunas> The rest of you move in reverse order though :3c
  366. Jul 23 14:02:18 <Hope> (Just as well)
  367. Jul 23 14:02:21 <DamienLunas> HE IS TIME
  368. Jul 23 14:02:22 <DamienLunas> HE IS
  369. Jul 23 14:02:23 <DamienLunas> THE LAW
  370. Jul 23 14:03:43 <DamienLunas> mira's turn
  371. Jul 23 14:04:21  Mira scopes out Celebi's weakpoint for massive damage!
  372. Jul 23 14:04:35 <Mira> Critical Advice!
  373. Jul 23 14:04:46 <Arthur> (Oh my yes.)
  374. Jul 23 14:04:56 <DamienLunas> Hope?
  375. Jul 23 14:05:00 <Hope> "Trixie, let's show Celebi that our future is as strong as the foundations of the world itself! Level X!"
  376. Jul 23 14:05:13 <Arthur> (you've got a lot of weaknesses to choose from here)
  377. Jul 23 14:05:13 <DamienLunas> Celebi's turn
  378. Jul 23 14:05:55 <Saru> (we do, we do)
  379. Jul 23 14:06:05 <Saru> (though my Lvl X is a bad fit :/)
  380. Jul 23 14:06:14 <DamienLunas> "By article 26 I decree special provisions of a temporal injunction!"
  381. Jul 23 14:06:25 <KLARK> "Uh, what?"
  382. Jul 23 14:06:30 <DamienLunas> 1d4+1 ZA WARUDO
  383. Jul 23 14:06:31 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, ZA WARUDO: 3 [1d4=2]
  384. Jul 23 14:06:41 <KLARK> (Oh god damnit)
  385. Jul 23 14:06:46 <DamienLunas> Time is frozen for 3 rounds as his control aura flashes!
  386. Jul 23 14:06:52 <DamienLunas> Celebi uses Future Sight!
  387. Jul 23 14:06:56 <DamienLunas> Celebi uses Nasty Plot!
  388. Jul 23 14:06:56 <Mira> (....please tell me that doesn't get rid of critical advice)
  389. Jul 23 14:07:01 <Mira> (because that would be a dick move)
  390. Jul 23 14:07:01 <DamienLunas> Celebi uses Safeguard!
  391. Jul 23 14:07:05 <DamienLunas> (It doesn't)
  392. Jul 23 14:07:12 <DamienLunas> (this is a pocket in time)
  393. Jul 23 14:07:39 <DamienLunas> future sight activates!
  394. Jul 23 14:08:07 <DamienLunas> 1d20 on sobek and nak
  395. Jul 23 14:08:08 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, on sobek and nak: 14 [1d20=14]
  396. Jul 23 14:08:31 <KLARK> (Ouch.)
  397. Jul 23 14:09:13 <DamienLunas> 4d20+60+5d10
  398. Jul 23 14:09:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 4d20+60+5d10: 125 [4d20=17,19,2,3; 5d10=7,9,3,2,3]
  399. Jul 23 14:11:01 <KLARK> (Damn out by 8 Points)
  400. Jul 23 14:11:09 <Hope> (Rooock)
  401. Jul 23 14:11:11 <DamienLunas> rock's turn
  402. Jul 23 14:11:24 <KLARK> "Rock his world Heat Crash!"
  403. Jul 23 14:11:25 <KLARK> 1d20
  404. Jul 23 14:11:26 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  405. Jul 23 14:11:39 <KLARK> (...Damnit dice maide.)
  406. Jul 23 14:11:40 <DamienLunas> Miss
  407. Jul 23 14:11:46 <Arthur> 1d20 PC that shit
  408. Jul 23 14:11:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, PC that shit: 14 [1d20=14]
  409. Jul 23 14:11:53 <DamienLunas> hit!
  410. Jul 23 14:11:57 <DamienLunas> Protection Aura
  411. Jul 23 14:12:00 <Arthur> (uh)
  412. Jul 23 14:12:03 <Arthur> (i broke it)
  413. Jul 23 14:12:05 <KLARK> (Got hit with gust.)
  414. Jul 23 14:12:06 <DamienLunas> you did.
  415. Jul 23 14:12:08 <DamienLunas> 3 turns ago.
  416. Jul 23 14:12:11 <Arthur> (balls)
  417. Jul 23 14:12:17 <KLARK> (...Well alrigh then.)
  418. Jul 23 14:12:27 <Saru> (nak is down too)
  419. Jul 23 14:12:32 <Hope> "But that was- ...huh."
  420. Jul 23 14:12:41 <Arthur> (better now than later I guess)
  421. Jul 23 14:12:46 <Six> 1d20 Fire Punch >:[
  422. Jul 23 14:12:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Fire Punch >:[: 2 [1d20=2]
  423. Jul 23 14:12:48 <KLARK> "What the hell just happned to our krookodiles?"
  424. Jul 23 14:12:54 <Six> (;-;)
  425. Jul 23 14:13:08 <Saru> "I- I don't know!"
  426. Jul 23 14:13:39 <Hope> "That Control Aura... whatever you just did with it, no more of that! Trixie, Faint Attack!"
  427. Jul 23 14:13:49 <Hope> 1d20 crit check
  428. Jul 23 14:13:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, crit check: 6 [1d20=6]
  429. Jul 23 14:13:56 <DamienLunas> "I CALLED IN A SPECIAL PROVISION OF A TEMPORARY INJUNCTION AGAINST TIME! IN OTHER WORDS I CAN STOP TIME WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN OW MY AURA"
  430. Jul 23 14:14:04 <Arthur> (not going for beevee huh)
  431. Jul 23 14:14:06 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  432. Jul 23 14:14:21 <Hope> 3d10+10+1d12
  433. Jul 23 14:14:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 3d10+10+1d12: 30 [3d10=1,2,5; 1d12=12]
  434. Jul 23 14:14:35 <DamienLunas> did a lot more damage to his aura than him
  435. Jul 23 14:14:37 <DamienLunas> 1d4+1
  436. Jul 23 14:14:38 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+1: 5 [1d4=4]
  437. Jul 23 14:14:42 <DamienLunas> down for... 5 turns again
  438. Jul 23 14:14:52 <DamienLunas> seriously every time I roll in private for your aura breaking
  439. Jul 23 14:14:56 <Hope> (I can't, Arthur)
  440. Jul 23 14:14:57 <DamienLunas> you always roll maximum time :I
  441. Jul 23 14:15:01 <Hope> (It's reactionary)
  442. Jul 23 14:15:32 <DamienLunas> anyway
  443. Jul 23 14:15:39 <DamienLunas> minor damage to the tanky celebi, but a big blow to his aura.
  444. Jul 23 14:15:43 <DamienLunas> Fion's turn
  445. Jul 23 14:16:17 <Hope> (On another note)
  446. Jul 23 14:16:21 <Hope> (This is Trixie's first aura break)
  447. Jul 23 14:16:22 <Hope> (:3)
  448. Jul 23 14:17:00 <Mira> hmm
  449. Jul 23 14:17:12 <Hope> (Protection is down again)
  450. Jul 23 14:17:23 <Mira> 1d20 ember I guess because flame burst is too AOE
  451. Jul 23 14:17:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, ember I guess because flame burst is too AOE: 13 [1d20=13]
  452. Jul 23 14:17:48 <Mira> 2d10+1d12+30
  453. Jul 23 14:17:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d10+1d12+30: 34 [2d10=2,1; 1d12=1]
  454. Jul 23 14:17:55 <Mira> (are you shitting me)
  455. Jul 23 14:18:16 <Arthur> (well you COULD roll another 2d12 and say he has the flame plate)
  456. Jul 23 14:18:29 <DamienLunas> flame burst only hits enemies I think
  457. Jul 23 14:19:04 <DamienLunas> reroll it. do flame burst instead. it only hits enemies.
  458. Jul 23 14:19:44 <Mira> 1d20 time paraducks :3c
  459. Jul 23 14:19:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, time paraducks :3c: 6 [1d20=6]
  460. Jul 23 14:19:51 <DamienLunas> I meant the damage roll.
  461. Jul 23 14:19:52 <Mira> that probably misses :T
  462. Jul 23 14:19:56 <Mira> oh
  463. Jul 23 14:20:15 <Mira> (er)
  464. Jul 23 14:20:28 <Mira> (it hits all legal targets)
  465. Jul 23 14:20:28 <Mira> (which means enemies and allies)
  466. Jul 23 14:20:32 <Mira> (so I'll stick with ember :T)
  467. Jul 23 14:20:38  Six has quit (Quit: )
  468. Jul 23 14:20:45 <Hope> (DL just gave you a free pass)
  469. Jul 23 14:20:48 <Arthur> (You can position it so that it doesn't--what the fuck)
  470. Jul 23 14:20:49 <Hope> (Why are you shitting on it)
  471. Jul 23 14:21:11  Paradox ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  472. Jul 23 14:21:23 * Paradox is now known as Six
  473. Jul 23 14:21:32 <Arthur> (But yeah it's a no-target blast, so you can just do it off to the side so it only hits Celebi)
  474. Jul 23 14:21:49 <Mira> (because I don't want him to go back and go OH WAIT IT TOTALLY DOES HIT ALLIES and then everyone would get pissed off at me :T)
  475. Jul 23 14:22:00 <Mira> 5d10+1d12+30
  476. Jul 23 14:22:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 5d10+1d12+30: 61 [5d10=9,4,1,6,9; 1d12=2]
  477. Jul 23 14:22:26 <DamienLunas> (wow.)
  478. Jul 23 14:22:40 <DamienLunas> (that did the same amount of damage as it would have if you aimed the aoe part at him only.)
  479. Jul 23 14:23:09 <DamienLunas> Eurus's turn
  480. Jul 23 14:23:30 <Arthur> 1d20 ...wing attack ;b
  481. Jul 23 14:23:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ...wing attack: 16 [1d20=16]
  482. Jul 23 14:23:35 <DamienLunas> hit
  483. Jul 23 14:23:40 <Arthur> 3d10+3d20+36
  484. Jul 23 14:23:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 3d10+3d20+36: 92 [3d10=10,6,7; 3d20=12,3,18]
  485. Jul 23 14:23:58 <DamienLunas> (when your stab roll does more damage than your actual attack)
  486. Jul 23 14:24:03 <DamienLunas> (you just might be a type ace.)
  487. Jul 23 14:24:04 <Arthur> (:3)
  488. Jul 23 14:24:29 <DamienLunas> Eurus gets him with a strong hit!
  489. Jul 23 14:24:31 <DamienLunas> new turns
  490. Jul 23 14:25:30 <Hope> (Saru gogogo)
  491. Jul 23 14:25:41  Saru calls out Zhu (spd 5)
  492. Jul 23 14:25:58 <DamienLunas> Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 40, Fion 25, Trixie 12, Zhu 5, Lash 3, Rock Last
  493. Jul 23 14:26:02 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 40, Fion 25, Trixie 12, Zhu 5, Lash 3, Rock Last
  494. Jul 23 14:26:05 <DamienLunas> that all?
  495. Jul 23 14:26:09  Saru tries stabbing Celebi.
  496. Jul 23 14:26:10 <Saru> 1d20
  497. Jul 23 14:26:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  498. Jul 23 14:26:34 <DamienLunas> miss
  499. Jul 23 14:26:45 <DamienLunas> six's turn
  500. Jul 23 14:26:52 <Hope> (Pass my turn btw)
  501. Jul 23 14:27:03 <Six> 1d20 Ice Punch
  502. Jul 23 14:27:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Ice Punch: 9 [1d20=9]
  503. Jul 23 14:27:08 <DamienLunas> ooh, barely miss
  504. Jul 23 14:27:37 <DamienLunas> Arthur?
  505. Jul 23 14:27:47 <Arthur> 1d20 another protection breaker?
  506. Jul 23 14:27:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, another protection breaker?: 14 [1d20=14]
  507. Jul 23 14:27:51 <Arthur> yep
  508. Jul 23 14:27:54 <DamienLunas> yup
  509. Jul 23 14:28:20 <Arthur> 1d20 annnnd let's see if it flinches this time
  510. Jul 23 14:28:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, annnnd let's see if it flinches this time: 12 [1d20=12]
  511. Jul 23 14:28:24 <DamienLunas> well, actually it'd refresh on his turn
  512. Jul 23 14:28:29 <Arthur> 5d10+6 oh well
  513. Jul 23 14:28:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, oh well: 45 [5d10=7,8,8,7,9]
  514. Jul 23 14:28:33 <DamienLunas> that misses.
  515. Jul 23 14:28:37 <DamienLunas> the first one hits though.
  516. Jul 23 14:28:58 <Arthur> (I think we need to break the enhancement aura to have a chance of hitting)
  517. Jul 23 14:29:00 <Arthur> (at all)
  518. Jul 23 14:29:18 <Hope> (He doesn't have an enhancement aura)
  519. Jul 23 14:29:35 <Arthur> (then where the hell is all this evasion coming from)
  520. Jul 23 14:29:43 <Mira> (hey guys, I have an idea)
  521. Jul 23 14:29:43  KLARK Returns Sobek and sends out Bertilak.
  522. Jul 23 14:29:45 <Hope> ( Auras are: Reincarnation/Protection/Control/Battle/Divinity/Energy)
  523. Jul 23 14:30:02 <KLARK> (Spd 16)
  524. Jul 23 14:30:04 <Mira> (everyone, get ready to use your strongest moves as soon as somone after me breaks the barrier :3c)
  525. Jul 23 14:30:19 <Hope> (Arthur broke it already)
  526. Jul 23 14:30:36 <Arthur> (does it have to be same-turn? because i could fly...)
  527. Jul 23 14:30:48 <KLARK> (But it refreshes on his turn.)
  528. Jul 23 14:30:50 <Mira> (it does)
  529. Jul 23 14:31:17 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  530. Jul 23 14:31:20 <DamienLunas> also what was that first attack arthur
  531. Jul 23 14:31:26 <Arthur> (gust)
  532. Jul 23 14:31:33 <Hope> (It refreshed on his turn because of his control aura)
  533. Jul 23 14:31:35 <Hope> (Which Hope broke)
  534. Jul 23 14:31:43 <Hope> (Come on guys, get with the prooograaaam)
  535. Jul 23 14:32:27 <DamienLunas> k
  536. Jul 23 14:32:30 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  537. Jul 23 14:32:41 <KLARK> (Sent out Bertilak already.)
  538. Jul 23 14:33:04 <DamienLunas> oh okay
  539. Jul 23 14:33:07 <DamienLunas> mira
  540. Jul 23 14:33:25 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 40, Fion 25, Bertilak 16, Trixie 12, Zhu 5, Lash 3, Rock Last
  541. Jul 23 14:34:09  Mira uses Efficiency Boost! +8 to all allies' d20 rolls this turn! Also fuck evasion.
  542. Jul 23 14:34:46 <DamienLunas> does that work that way...
  543. Jul 23 14:34:48 <Hope> (Too bad critical advice faded)
  544. Jul 23 14:34:49 <DamienLunas> ... says allies.
  545. Jul 23 14:34:59 <Hope> (Mira is credit to team)
  546. Jul 23 14:35:00 <DamienLunas> guess it does!
  547. Jul 23 14:35:12 <DamienLunas> credit to team
  548. Jul 23 14:35:13 <KLARK> (Yes she is.)
  549. Jul 23 14:35:20 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  550. Jul 23 14:35:25 <DamienLunas> no
  551. Jul 23 14:35:27 <DamienLunas> celebi's
  552. Jul 23 14:35:32 <Hope> "Furthermore!"
  553. Jul 23 14:35:38 <Hope> 1d20+8 interrupt Quick Attack
  554. Jul 23 14:35:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, interrupt Quick Attack: 15 [1d20=7]
  555. Jul 23 14:35:45 <Hope> Breaking Battle Aura
  556. Jul 23 14:35:54 <DamienLunas> :D
  557. Jul 23 14:36:01 <DamienLunas> hits :3c
  558. Jul 23 14:36:05 <DamienLunas> damage?
  559. Jul 23 14:36:11 <Hope> 2d10+10
  560. Jul 23 14:36:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 2d10+10: 21 [2d10=3,8]
  561. Jul 23 14:36:17 <DamienLunas> you get stab you know
  562. Jul 23 14:36:24 <Hope> 1d12 :3c
  563. Jul 23 14:36:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, :3c: 1 [1d12=1]
  564. Jul 23 14:36:29 <Saru> (haha)
  565. Jul 23 14:36:45 <DamienLunas> "OKAY THAT'S REALLY MORE ANNOYING THAN IT IS PAINFUL."
  566. Jul 23 14:36:52 <DamienLunas> Celebi goes allll the way to the end.
  567. Jul 23 14:37:06 <DamienLunas> because it has speed 41
  568. Jul 23 14:37:11 <Arthur> oh u
  569. Jul 23 14:37:24 <DamienLunas> smart move though :3c
  570. Jul 23 14:37:27 <DamienLunas> eurus's turn
  571. Jul 23 14:37:36 <Arthur> (but trick room?)
  572. Jul 23 14:37:38 <Arthur> (never mind)
  573. Jul 23 14:37:43 <DamienLunas> oh wait
  574. Jul 23 14:37:51 <DamienLunas> lol
  575. Jul 23 14:37:56 <DamienLunas> wait
  576. Jul 23 14:37:59 <DamienLunas> dur
  577. Jul 23 14:38:01 <Arthur> (rock's turn.)
  578. Jul 23 14:38:02 <DamienLunas> I'm stupid, ignore me.
  579. Jul 23 14:38:04 <KLARK> (I am confuse.)
  580. Jul 23 14:38:05 <DamienLunas> fucking trick room.
  581. Jul 23 14:38:07 <DamienLunas> Rock's turn
  582. Jul 23 14:38:10 <KLARK> "Helkion, Stone Edge!"
  583. Jul 23 14:38:12 <KLARK> 1d20
  584. Jul 23 14:38:13 <DamienLunas> aura still down
  585. Jul 23 14:38:13 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  586. Jul 23 14:38:21 <DamienLunas> that hits because you add 8
  587. Jul 23 14:38:22 <Hope> (+8)
  588. Jul 23 14:38:24 <Hope> (:3)
  589. Jul 23 14:38:27 <DamienLunas> not a crit
  590. Jul 23 14:38:31 <DamienLunas> because that's based off the roll
  591. Jul 23 14:38:41 <DamienLunas> (that's a smart idea mira)
  592. Jul 23 14:38:45 <Hope> (Critical advice is only for 1 turn anyway)
  593. Jul 23 14:38:47 <Arthur> (because if efficiency boost works that way then it completely undermines critical advice's reason for existing.)
  594. Jul 23 14:38:48 <DamienLunas> (way to allow your team to compete with high evasion)
  595. Jul 23 14:38:53 <Arthur> (then again CA is pretty underpowered)
  596. Jul 23 14:38:59 <KLARK> 4d20+1d12+30
  597. Jul 23 14:39:00 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, 4d20+1d12+30: 84 [4d20=11,20,16,2; 1d12=5]
  598. Jul 23 14:39:07 <DamienLunas> stone edge is high crit to begin with though.
  599. Jul 23 14:39:13 <Hope> (Ah)
  600. Jul 23 14:39:30 <DamienLunas> strong hit!
  601. Jul 23 14:39:33 <DamienLunas> lash's turn
  602. Jul 23 14:39:36 <Arthur> (And CA for some bullshit reason explicitly says it doesn't stack with high crit0
  603. Jul 23 14:40:09 <Six> (it doesn't say it doesn't stack with high crit, it says it can't be further altered)
  604. Jul 23 14:40:19 <Six> 1d20 Fire Punch
  605. Jul 23 14:40:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Fire Punch: 9 [1d20=9]
  606. Jul 23 14:40:25 <DamienLunas> +8 so hits
  607. Jul 23 14:40:30 <Six> 5d10+21
  608. Jul 23 14:40:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 5d10+21: 64 [5d10=8,8,10,10,7]
  609. Jul 23 14:40:48 <Six> (not fire punch, Ice Punch, but still SE)
  610. Jul 23 14:40:52 <Six> (used Fire last turn)
  611. Jul 23 14:41:05 <DamienLunas> Lash smacks that celebi good! Mira's really rallying the team
  612. Jul 23 14:41:11 <Six> (oh! also)
  613. Jul 23 14:41:13 <DamienLunas> ?
  614. Jul 23 14:41:28 <Six> (+18 to that damage)
  615. Jul 23 14:41:36 <Six> (I always forget improved attacks on Six)
  616. Jul 23 14:43:12 <DamienLunas> nice.
  617. Jul 23 14:43:17 <DamienLunas> a very powerful strike
  618. Jul 23 14:43:19 <DamienLunas> zhu's turn
  619. Jul 23 14:43:58 <Saru> (aura is down right?)
  620. Jul 23 14:44:02 <DamienLunas> yes
  621. Jul 23 14:44:04 <Arthur> (yap_
  622. Jul 23 14:44:05 <DamienLunas> oh
  623. Jul 23 14:44:06 <Saru> 1d20 Heat Crash
  624. Jul 23 14:44:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Heat Crash: 3 [1d20=3]
  625. Jul 23 14:44:07 <DamienLunas> 1d4+1
  626. Jul 23 14:44:08 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+1: 5 [1d4=4]
  627. Jul 23 14:44:11 <DamienLunas> ...
  628. Jul 23 14:44:12 <Arthur> (HAHAHA)
  629. Jul 23 14:44:14 <DamienLunas> AGAIN MAX DURATION
  630. Jul 23 14:44:18 <Arthur> (klark can you PC that thing please)
  631. Jul 23 14:44:20 <DamienLunas> anyway heat crash...
  632. Jul 23 14:44:25 <DamienLunas> misses by like 1.
  633. Jul 23 14:44:30 <KLARK> (DO it)
  634. Jul 23 14:44:34 <Saru> 1d20 Heat Crash
  635. Jul 23 14:44:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Heat Crash: 17 [1d20=17]
  636. Jul 23 14:44:39 <KLARK> (=D)
  637. Jul 23 14:44:43 <DamienLunas> THEY CALL HIM
  638. Jul 23 14:44:47 <DamienLunas> MISTER PIG
  639. Jul 23 14:45:05 <Saru> 4d20+2d8+30+8d10
  640. Jul 23 14:45:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 4d20+2d8+30+8d10: 121 [4d20=12,15,6,4; 2d8=1,8; 8d10=5,6,9,7,10,3,1,4]
  641. Jul 23 14:45:46 <DamienLunas> WHAM
  642. Jul 23 14:45:59 <DamienLunas> Zhu jumps down at him like apowerful fiery cannonball
  643. Jul 23 14:46:04 <DamienLunas> Trixie already moved
  644. Jul 23 14:46:06 <DamienLunas> bertilak's turn
  645. Jul 23 14:46:11 <Saru> "That's it, Zhu! Knock him into next week!"
  646. Jul 23 14:46:39 <KLARK> "Bertilak follow it up with an X-Scissor!"
  647. Jul 23 14:46:42 <KLARK> 1d20
  648. Jul 23 14:46:42 <DamienLunas> "OH THAT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER 2 YEARS TO YOUR SENTENCE"
  649. Jul 23 14:46:43 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  650. Jul 23 14:46:56 <DamienLunas> hits
  651. Jul 23 14:47:08 <KLARK> 5d10+15
  652. Jul 23 14:47:08 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, 5d10+15: 38 [5d10=10,1,8,3,1]
  653. Jul 23 14:47:18 <Arthur> (hey guys how fast do we wanna take this aura down)
  654. Jul 23 14:47:30 <Arthur> (because you know my level x does multiple hits)
  655. Jul 23 14:47:39 <Arthur> (or should i save it.)
  656. Jul 23 14:47:41 <DamienLunas> (I'd save it)
  657. Jul 23 14:47:45 <Hope> (Are you sure you want to cleave his divinity aura)
  658. Jul 23 14:47:47 <DamienLunas> (because he still has tons and tons of hp)
  659. Jul 23 14:48:00 <Arthur> (yeah probably best to stagger them)
  660. Jul 23 14:48:15 <Mira> "Fion! Shadow Ball!"
  661. Jul 23 14:48:17 <Mira> 1d20
  662. Jul 23 14:48:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  663. Jul 23 14:48:28 <Mira> 5d10+1d12+30
  664. Jul 23 14:48:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 5d10+1d12+30: 63 [5d10=5,2,1,9,8; 1d12=8]
  665. Jul 23 14:49:10 <DamienLunas> eurus
  666. Jul 23 14:49:58 <Arthur> 1d20 wing attack is at will god i love type ace
  667. Jul 23 14:49:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, wing attack is at will god i love type ace: 13 [1d20=13]
  668. Jul 23 14:50:05 <Arthur> 3d10+3d20+36
  669. Jul 23 14:50:17 <DamienLunas> come on dicemaid you can do it.
  670. Jul 23 14:50:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 3d10+3d20+36: 79 [3d10=5,8,9; 3d20=13,2,6]
  671. Jul 23 14:50:36 <DamienLunas> another strong hit.
  672. Jul 23 14:50:58 <DamienLunas> "ALLRIGHT, YOU WANNA USE THE POWER I GAVE YOU AGAINST ME, FINE BY ME. I CAN STOP IT JUST AS EASILY!"
  673. Jul 23 14:51:00 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  674. Jul 23 14:51:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  675. Jul 23 14:51:48 <DamienLunas> Celebi conjures up another green sphere around Trixie
  676. Jul 23 14:51:58 <DamienLunas> "I DECREE A TEMPORARY ARREST OF YOUR CHRONOLOGY"
  677. Jul 23 14:52:00 <DamienLunas> 1d4+1
  678. Jul 23 14:52:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d4+1: 5 [1d4=4]
  679. Jul 23 14:52:01 <Hope> "...Huh. I see."
  680. Jul 23 14:52:07 <Hope> (Fitting)
  681. Jul 23 14:52:07 <DamienLunas> trixie is frozen in time for 5 rounds!
  682. Jul 23 14:52:12 <Saru> (dats quite a few 4s)
  683. Jul 23 14:52:16 <DamienLunas> his divinity aura flashes for this
  684. Jul 23 14:52:19  Hope smiles though.
  685. Jul 23 14:53:06 <DamienLunas> New turns
  686. Jul 23 14:53:11 <DamienLunas> Saru go
  687. Jul 23 14:53:34 <Hope> "In that case..."
  688. Jul 23 14:53:45 <Saru> 1d20 Stab
  689. Jul 23 14:53:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Stab: 3 [1d20=3]
  690. Jul 23 14:53:52 <DamienLunas> whiff :<
  691. Jul 23 14:53:56 <DamienLunas> Six go
  692. Jul 23 14:54:34 <Six> 1d20 crit shadow punch?
  693. Jul 23 14:54:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, crit shadow punch?: 18 [1d20=18]
  694. Jul 23 14:54:48 <Six> 3d10+31 almost :<
  695. Jul 23 14:54:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, almost :<: 54 [3d10=8,6,9]
  696. Jul 23 14:55:07 <DamienLunas> you break his protection aura
  697. Jul 23 14:55:28 <Arthur> (Can I wait until Mira does her thing to attack)
  698. Jul 23 14:55:58  Kain ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  699. Jul 23 14:56:07 <Kain> (Test)
  700. Jul 23 14:56:11 * Kain is now known as HopeOnaRope
  701. Jul 23 14:56:13 <Arthur> (yes we see you)
  702. Jul 23 14:56:16 <HopeOnaRope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  703. Jul 23 14:56:22 <DamienLunas> (Hmmm)
  704. Jul 23 14:56:27 <DamienLunas> (actually)
  705. Jul 23 14:56:39 <DamienLunas> (the way efficiency boost works is it increses the rolls NEXT round)
  706. Jul 23 14:56:43  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  707. Jul 23 14:56:45 <DamienLunas> (so for now)
  708. Jul 23 14:56:52 <Arthur> (oh okay)
  709. Jul 23 14:56:53 <DamienLunas> (we'll just say it worked until her turn comes around again)
  710. Jul 23 14:57:00 <Arthur> 1d20 AEROBLAST
  711. Jul 23 14:57:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, AEROBLAST: 15 [1d20=15]
  712. Jul 23 14:57:04 <DamienLunas> Critical!
  713. Jul 23 14:57:04 <Arthur> 1d20 ANOTHER
  714. Jul 23 14:57:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ANOTHER: 19 [1d20=19]
  715. Jul 23 14:57:09 <KLARK> (Ohwow)
  716. Jul 23 14:57:12 <Arthur> 2x 85
  717. Jul 23 14:57:18 <Arthur> and fuck that hurt me too
  718. Jul 23 14:57:41 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  719. Jul 23 14:57:46 <KLARK> 4d20+18 For Arthur
  720. Jul 23 14:57:47 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, For Arthur: 76 [4d20=17,15,11,15]
  721. Jul 23 14:57:54 <DamienLunas> Arthur's powerful double aeroblast slices through celebi's defenses though.
  722. Jul 23 14:58:36 <Arthur> (damage taken is at 55 now)
  723. Jul 23 14:58:47 <Arthur> (so hope would be overkill)
  724. Jul 23 14:59:03 <KLARK> (I'll get you next round with a mid range.)
  725. Jul 23 14:59:09 <Mira> Efficiency Boost! last one, so make it count, assholes
  726. Jul 23 14:59:16 <DamienLunas> (what?)
  727. Jul 23 14:59:23 <DamienLunas> (You have 4)
  728. Jul 23 14:59:30 <DamienLunas> (and you used one.)
  729. Jul 23 14:59:43 <HopeOnaRope> (She's probably counting the eggs, but only one of those is today)
  730. Jul 23 14:59:56 <DamienLunas> (ah.)
  731. Jul 23 15:00:08 <DamienLunas> (okay so you have 2 more.)
  732. Jul 23 15:00:16 <Mira> (I used two for the eggs, though)
  733. Jul 23 15:00:16 <DamienLunas> (or 1 more.)
  734. Jul 23 15:00:27 <Mira> (one for attitude blinders and one for birthrights)
  735. Jul 23 15:00:27 <HopeOnaRope> (Mira, we've only been hatching one egg a day)
  736. Jul 23 15:00:28 <DamienLunas> (you used one for the eggs because they were on different days)
  737. Jul 23 15:00:34 <Mira> (one for attitude blinders and one for birthrights)
  738. Jul 23 15:00:35 <Mira> (one for attitude blinders and one for birthrights)
  739. Jul 23 15:00:35 <Mira> (one for attitude blinders and one for birthrights)
  740. Jul 23 15:00:35 <Mira> (one for attitude blinders and one for birthrights)
  741. Jul 23 15:00:36 <DamienLunas> (both happen simultaneously)
  742. Jul 23 15:00:38 <HopeOnaRope> (They don't take actions, Anise)
  743. Jul 23 15:00:40 <DamienLunas> (yeah.)
  744. Jul 23 15:00:41 <HopeOnaRope> (Geez)
  745. Jul 23 15:00:44 <Mira> (ah)
  746. Jul 23 15:00:54 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn.
  747. Jul 23 15:00:55 <Mira> (okay then. SECOND TO LAST, DON'T WASTE ETC)
  748. Jul 23 15:00:58 <HopeOnaRope> "Betwixt wild maelstroms and fierce tempests, order arrives!" she declares as she draws a contract ball from her belt. "Tame thee thy violent seas with thine rule!" she tosses the ball. "Thy will be done, Prince of the Seas!"
  749. Jul 23 15:01:11 <Mira> "O:"
  750. Jul 23 15:01:25 <KLARK> =O
  751. Jul 23 15:01:39 <DamienLunas> "Hi everyone!"
  752. Jul 23 15:01:48 <HopeOnaRope> "Hey, Manaphy! We're fighting Celebi today."
  753. Jul 23 15:02:18 <HopeOnaRope> "He's kind of trying to erase us from existance, so a lot's at stake here."
  754. Jul 23 15:02:21 <DamienLunas> "Mmhm, the Judge of Time. I can tell. I never thought I'd get to meet him in person. Well actually almost everyone has but he wipes their memories or deletes their timeline from existance."
  755. Jul 23 15:02:22 <HopeOnaRope> "You ready?"
  756. Jul 23 15:02:30  Six scowls at Manaphy.
  757. Jul 23 15:02:30 <DamienLunas> "Of course!"
  758. Jul 23 15:02:43 <HopeOnaRope> Speed 10
  759. Jul 23 15:02:47 <KLARK> "Man, he dosen't sound like a good guy."
  760. Jul 23 15:03:05 <DamienLunas> "I'M NOT HERE TO BE A GOOD GUY. I'M HERE TO BE THE LAW."
  761. Jul 23 15:03:25 <DamienLunas> "He takes his job very seriously. But if he didn't, time would be completely screwed up!"
  762. Jul 23 15:03:25 <Saru> "You said that already."
  763. Jul 23 15:03:56 <DamienLunas> Rock's turn
  764. Jul 23 15:04:03 <KLARK> 1d20 Rock Slide!
  765. Jul 23 15:04:04 <DiceMaid-9001> KLARK, Rock Slide!: 15 [1d20=15]
  766. Jul 23 15:04:09 <HopeOnaRope> "Yeah, but we can't die here. So job or not, we're blasting on through. Article 1 of the Ribbonwood Constitution: Immortals never die!"
  767. Jul 23 15:04:43 <DamienLunas> hit
  768. Jul 23 15:04:45 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  769. Jul 23 15:05:28  CounterBeard ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  770. Jul 23 15:05:37 <CounterBeard> (Goddamniit)
  771. Jul 23 15:05:40 <DamienLunas> netsplut?
  772. Jul 23 15:05:43 <DamienLunas> that hits, roll damage.
  773. Jul 23 15:05:51 <CounterBeard> 5d10+1d12+30
  774. Jul 23 15:05:51 <DiceMaid-9001> CounterBeard, 5d10+1d12+30: 76 [5d10=9,10,3,6,7; 1d12=11]
  775. Jul 23 15:06:32 * CounterBeard is now known as Klarkralk
  776. Jul 23 15:07:06  KLARK has quit (Ping timeout)
  777. Jul 23 15:07:36 <DamienLunas> lash's turn, six
  778. Jul 23 15:08:07 <Six> 1d20 Fire Punch
  779. Jul 23 15:08:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Fire Punch: 7 [1d20=7]
  780. Jul 23 15:08:11 <DamienLunas> hits
  781. Jul 23 15:08:18 <Six> 5d10+21+18
  782. Jul 23 15:08:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 5d10+21+18: 74 [5d10=8,4,8,5,10]
  783. Jul 23 15:09:16 <HopeOnaRope> (Did you add Manaphy to the order)
  784. Jul 23 15:09:29 <DamienLunas> oh
  785. Jul 23 15:09:42 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru 26, Six bluh, Arthur 12, Klark 12, Mira 8, Hope 6 | Celebi, Eurus 40, Fion 25, Bertilak 16, Manaphy 10, Zhu 5, Lash 3, Rock Last
  786. Jul 23 15:09:47 <DamienLunas> A strong hit.
  787. Jul 23 15:09:48 <DamienLunas> Zhu?
  788. Jul 23 15:10:03 <Saru> 1d20 Assurance
  789. Jul 23 15:10:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Assurance: 3 [1d20=3]
  790. Jul 23 15:10:09 <Saru> (yeesh)
  791. Jul 23 15:10:19 <DamienLunas> miss~
  792. Jul 23 15:10:23 <HopeOnaRope> "Tail Glow! This guy can take it! So we're going to give it to him!"
  793. Jul 23 15:10:28 <Arthur> 1d20 yeah PC that
  794. Jul 23 15:10:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, yeah PC that: 5 [1d20=5]
  795. Jul 23 15:10:43 <Arthur> (13 hits right)
  796. Jul 23 15:10:47 <DamienLunas> it hits.
  797. Jul 23 15:10:49 <DamienLunas> just barely.
  798. Jul 23 15:11:20 <Saru> 4d20+30+8d10
  799. Jul 23 15:11:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 4d20+30+8d10: 109 [4d20=7,5,13,4; 8d10=10,5,5,6,10,2,10,2]
  800. Jul 23 15:12:11 <DamienLunas> Bertilak's turn
  801. Jul 23 15:12:55 <Klarkralk> 1d20 Covet!
  802. Jul 23 15:12:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, Covet!: 6 [1d20=6]
  803. Jul 23 15:13:08 <DamienLunas> hits
  804. Jul 23 15:13:27 <Klarkralk> 2d20+15
  805. Jul 23 15:13:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, 2d20+15: 24 [2d20=1,8]
  806. Jul 23 15:13:52 <DamienLunas> doesn't do anything. Celebi wasn't holding an item.
  807. Jul 23 15:14:02 <DamienLunas> Fion's turn
  808. Jul 23 15:14:17 <Mira> 1d20 flame burst, angled so as not to hit anything else~
  809. Jul 23 15:14:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, flame burst, angled so as not to hit anything else~: 20 [1d20=20]
  810. Jul 23 15:14:21 <Arthur> (oh my)
  811. Jul 23 15:14:22 <Mira> (whelp)
  812. Jul 23 15:14:36 <Mira> 92 damage :3
  813. Jul 23 15:14:48 <Arthur> 1d20 fuck your shit i have wings
  814. Jul 23 15:14:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, fuck your shit i have wings: 17 [1d20=17]
  815. Jul 23 15:15:01 <Arthur> 3d10+3d20+36 never get tired of the STAB
  816. Jul 23 15:15:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, never get tired of the STAB: 89 [3d10=10,7,10; 3d20=7,15,4]
  817. Jul 23 15:16:03 <DamienLunas> "ARRRGH! YOU'RE ALL GUILTY AS HELL OF PISSING ME OFF."
  818. Jul 23 15:16:19 <DamienLunas> "I'm a prince. I have diplomatic immunity." =:3c
  819. Jul 23 15:16:22 <DamienLunas> 1d20 leaf storm
  820. Jul 23 15:16:24 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, leaf storm: 16 [1d20=16]
  821. Jul 23 15:16:31 <DamienLunas> "IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED!"
  822. Jul 23 15:16:54 <HopeOnaRope> Protection Aura!"
  823. Jul 23 15:17:04 <DamienLunas> 6d20+5d10+60 grass to manaphy
  824. Jul 23 15:17:06 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, grass to manaphy: 154 [6d20=4,11,4,8,17,19; 5d10=10,7,4,4,6]
  825. Jul 23 15:17:26 <HopeOnaRope> (...Is protection aura not popping)
  826. Jul 23 15:17:40 <DamienLunas> Legendaries can go through eachother's protection auras
  827. Jul 23 15:17:47 <DamienLunas> otherwise an epic fight between reshiram and zekrom
  828. Jul 23 15:17:50 <DamienLunas> would be really really boring.
  829. Jul 23 15:18:15 <DamienLunas> what negative does that take him to?
  830. Jul 23 15:18:32 <DamienLunas> he can fight up to -100% and remains concious up to -200%
  831. Jul 23 15:18:33 <HopeOnaRope> -58
  832. Jul 23 15:18:34 <Arthur> (considering 10 speed may not even be in negatives)
  833. Jul 23 15:18:45 <Arthur> (or maybe so)
  834. Jul 23 15:19:11 <HopeOnaRope> "Sheez, you okay Manaphy?!"
  835. Jul 23 15:19:25 <Mira> "Manaphy!"
  836. Jul 23 15:19:37 <Arthur> (Is his battle aura down I forget)
  837. Jul 23 15:19:40 <HopeOnaRope> (Yes)
  838. Jul 23 15:19:49 <Arthur> (and how many turns are left on trick room)
  839. Jul 23 15:20:16 <Klarkralk> (Two more?)
  840. Jul 23 15:20:16 <DamienLunas> like forever
  841. Jul 23 15:20:18 <DamienLunas> isn't it
  842. Jul 23 15:20:22 <Arthur> (one minute)
  843. Jul 23 15:20:24 <Arthur> (six rounds)
  844. Jul 23 15:20:27 <DamienLunas> oh
  845. Jul 23 15:20:34 <DamienLunas> yeah then there's like 4 turns.
  846. Jul 23 15:20:44 <DamienLunas> anyway
  847. Jul 23 15:21:11 <DamienLunas> Celebi looks like he's starting to show some damage
  848. Jul 23 15:21:24 <DamienLunas> M: "I'm fine, Hope. I can fight no problem."
  849. Jul 23 15:21:32 <HopeOnaRope> "Good..."
  850. Jul 23 15:21:37 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  851. Jul 23 15:21:45 <DamienLunas> efficiency boost still in effect
  852. Jul 23 15:21:54 <Saru> 1d20 stab
  853. Jul 23 15:21:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, stab: 12 [1d20=12]
  854. Jul 23 15:22:02 <Saru> (aha!)
  855. Jul 23 15:22:05 <Saru> 2d20+25
  856. Jul 23 15:22:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+25: 59 [2d20=14,20]
  857. Jul 23 15:22:18 <Saru> "En garde!"
  858. Jul 23 15:22:39 <Arthur> (may be good time for a bug-type judgement six)
  859. Jul 23 15:22:46 <DamienLunas> "Not bad. But it's to be expected from a knight I suppose."
  860. Jul 23 15:23:03  Saru takes an elaborate bow.
  861. Jul 23 15:23:28 <HopeOnaRope> (Just remember that judgement doesn't break the aura, it just ignores it)
  862. Jul 23 15:23:44 <HopeOnaRope> (From what happened last time)
  863. Jul 23 15:23:49 <DamienLunas> (yup)
  864. Jul 23 15:24:01 <DamienLunas> six?
  865. Jul 23 15:24:02 <Six> "Hmph."
  866. Jul 23 15:24:21 <Six> "Well, you may be the Judge of Time ... but you're not the only Judge!"
  867. Jul 23 15:25:22  Six puts his right hand to his heart, and then pulls it out quickly - and with it comes a long blade made out of pure shining aura force.
  868. Jul 23 15:25:40  Klarkralk Blinks.
  869. Jul 23 15:25:50  HopeOnaRope watches. =O She hasn't seen this variation!
  870. Jul 23 15:25:51 <DamienLunas> (remember, if you're going to use judgement you need to make a strength check to achieve gold aura)
  871. Jul 23 15:26:15 <HopeOnaRope> (Efficiency boost)
  872. Jul 23 15:26:16 <Six> 1d20+13 I thought you just said no cheeeeck
  873. Jul 23 15:26:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, I thought you just said no cheeeeck: 29 [1d20=16]
  874. Jul 23 15:26:23 <DamienLunas> (the SWORD is no check)
  875. Jul 23 15:26:29 <DamienLunas> (But you still need a check to achieve the gold aura)
  876. Jul 23 15:26:33 <DamienLunas> (and use judgement)
  877. Jul 23 15:26:50 <DamienLunas> Six can concentrate enough to put away his feelings and achieve a peaceful state of mind!
  878. Jul 23 15:26:54 <DamienLunas> His aura glows gold!
  879. Jul 23 15:27:10 <DamienLunas> "OH THAT ATTACK IS SO NON-CANONICAL IT HURTS."
  880. Jul 23 15:27:21  Six runs at Manaphy, his sword glowing faintly GREEN as it passes him.
  881. Jul 23 15:27:28 <Six> 1d20+8 Judgment
  882. Jul 23 15:27:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Judgment: 27 [1d20=19]
  883. Jul 23 15:27:29 <Mira> (>Manaphy)
  884. Jul 23 15:27:31 <Mira> (D: D: D: D:)
  885. Jul 23 15:27:34 <DamienLunas> (ohgodwhat)
  886. Jul 23 15:27:37 <Six> (errr, Celebi* <:3c )
  887. Jul 23 15:27:39 <Six> (CELEBI)
  888. Jul 23 15:27:39 <Klarkralk> (Fuck that guy)
  889. Jul 23 15:27:46 <DamienLunas> (:I)
  890. Jul 23 15:27:48 <Mira> (asdjk)
  891. Jul 23 15:27:56 <Saru> (hahaha)
  892. Jul 23 15:27:58 <Six> ( Though Six totally wants to slice Manaphy up good for taking Mira)
  893. Jul 23 15:28:09 <DamienLunas> anyway hits
  894. Jul 23 15:28:16 <Arthur> (hits CELEBI right)
  895. Jul 23 15:28:41 <Six> 4d20+31 Bug Type
  896. Jul 23 15:28:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Bug Type: 93 [4d20=13,12,18,19]
  897. Jul 23 15:28:42 <DamienLunas> (Oh by the way Mira)
  898. Jul 23 15:28:48 <DamienLunas> (I'd just like to take this time to point out)
  899. Jul 23 15:28:52 <DamienLunas> (That you are married to Aquaman.)
  900. Jul 23 15:28:55 <Arthur> "Yeah, well."
  901. Jul 23 15:29:06 <Six> (+5 more damage actually)
  902. Jul 23 15:29:16 <DamienLunas> hurts is right
  903. Jul 23 15:29:22 <DamienLunas> that's probably the most damaging attack so far!
  904. Jul 23 15:29:23 <Six> (coz I am HGWTing Strong Guy)
  905. Jul 23 15:29:29 <Klarkralk> "Ooh I'm sure that hurt."
  906. Jul 23 15:29:36 <HopeOnaRope> "Ouch, damn."
  907. Jul 23 15:29:37 <Arthur> "Don't think you have a monopoly on crazy shit like..."
  908. Jul 23 15:29:39 <Mira> (actually, I imagine Kyogre being BTBATB Aquaman :3c)
  909. Jul 23 15:29:55 <HopeOnaRope> (Aha)
  910. Jul 23 15:30:01 <HopeOnaRope> (MY SON FINALLY GOT A WOMAN? OUTRAGEOUS)
  911. Jul 23 15:30:08 <DamienLunas> (Well in that case)
  912. Jul 23 15:30:10 <HopeOnaRope> (I MUST TAKE YOU ALL OUT TO CELEBRATE)
  913. Jul 23 15:30:11 <DamienLunas> (You're married to aqualad)
  914. Jul 23 15:30:23 <Arthur> 1d20 ハリケーン
  915. Jul 23 15:30:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ハリケーン: 17 [1d20=17]
  916. Jul 23 15:30:27 <Arthur> CONFUSE
  917. Jul 23 15:30:30 <HopeOnaRope> Uh
  918. Jul 23 15:30:31 <HopeOnaRope> Arthur
  919. Jul 23 15:30:37 <HopeOnaRope> You're forgetting something
  920. Jul 23 15:30:42 <Arthur> (forgetting what)
  921. Jul 23 15:30:44 <DamienLunas> AT FIELDO
  922. Jul 23 15:30:51 <Arthur> (balls)
  923. Jul 23 15:30:53 <Arthur> (WAIT)
  924. Jul 23 15:30:53 <Six> (ru .. re ... something something ;-; )
  925. Jul 23 15:30:53 <HopeOnaRope> HopeOnaRope> (Just remember that judgement doesn't break the aura, it just ignores it)
  926. Jul 23 15:30:58 <Arthur> (Hold on)
  927. Jul 23 15:31:01 <Arthur> (wasn't it...)
  928. Jul 23 15:31:23 <Arthur> (I thought protection aura was down)
  929. Jul 23 15:31:24 <DamienLunas> Celebi looks fairly heavily damaged.
  930. Jul 23 15:31:25 <DamienLunas> Nope.
  931. Jul 23 15:31:36 <Arthur> (well can I have a gust before that :B)
  932. Jul 23 15:31:47 <DamienLunas> 1d100
  933. Jul 23 15:31:48 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d100: 71 [1d100=71]
  934. Jul 23 15:31:52 <DamienLunas> Nope.avi :3c
  935. Jul 23 15:32:05 <HopeOnaRope> (I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO)
  936. Jul 23 15:32:08 <Arthur> 1d20 well maybe air slash will flinch :I
  937. Jul 23 15:32:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, well maybe air slash will flinch :I: 11 [1d20=11]
  938. Jul 23 15:32:14 <HopeOnaRope> (THINK I'D LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT)
  939. Jul 23 15:32:15 <DamienLunas> at least it hits.
  940. Jul 23 15:32:17 <Arthur> 5d10+5 no it won't
  941. Jul 23 15:32:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, no it won't: 42 [5d10=9,9,8,10,1]
  942. Jul 23 15:32:19 <HopeOnaRope> (I AM THE LAAAW)
  943. Jul 23 15:32:34 <Arthur> (shut up you're just loud and smell like onions)
  944. Jul 23 15:32:46 <DamienLunas> (THAT'S ANOTHER 20 YEARS)
  945. Jul 23 15:32:55 <DamienLunas> (YOUR SENTENCE IS NOW STANDING AT INFINITY PLUS 22 YEARS)
  946. Jul 23 15:33:04 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  947. Jul 23 15:33:22 <Klarkralk> 3d20+18 For Arthur
  948. Jul 23 15:33:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, For Arthur: 27 [3d20=4,1,4]
  949. Jul 23 15:33:29 <Klarkralk> (Why dicemaide why.)
  950. Jul 23 15:33:38 <Arthur> (dicemaids gonna dicemaid)
  951. Jul 23 15:33:38 <Klarkralk> 4d20+18 For the Prince
  952. Jul 23 15:33:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, For the Prince: 58 [4d20=5,13,3,19]
  953. Jul 23 15:33:55 <Arthur> (wow exactly at 0)
  954. Jul 23 15:34:04 <DamienLunas> "Thank you, Klark~"
  955. Jul 23 15:34:08 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  956. Jul 23 15:34:28 <HopeOnaRope> (At 0 HP)
  957. Jul 23 15:34:32 <HopeOnaRope> (nice roll)
  958. Jul 23 15:35:39  Mira uses the for real last Efficiency now
  959. Jul 23 15:35:56 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  960. Jul 23 15:36:01  HopeOnaRope moves in and begins to patch up Manaphy. +90 HP recovered.
  961. Jul 23 15:36:21 <DamienLunas> rock's turn
  962. Jul 23 15:36:54 <Klarkralk> 1d20 Heavy Bombah!
  963. Jul 23 15:36:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, Heavy Bombah!: 8 [1d20=8]
  964. Jul 23 15:37:04 <Klarkralk> (Diiiiceeeemaid.)
  965. Jul 23 15:37:13 <DamienLunas> hits
  966. Jul 23 15:37:34 <Klarkralk> (Really?)
  967. Jul 23 15:37:52 <HopeOnaRope> (With Mira's last efficiency boost yes)
  968. Jul 23 15:37:56 <HopeOnaRope> (Gogogo)
  969. Jul 23 15:38:01 <HopeOnaRope> (Roll that rock)
  970. Jul 23 15:38:14 <Klarkralk> 5d20+30
  971. Jul 23 15:38:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, 5d20+30: 72 [5d20=6,10,9,11,6]
  972. Jul 23 15:39:40 <DamienLunas> kay
  973. Jul 23 15:39:41 <DamienLunas> lash
  974. Jul 23 15:40:35 <Six> 1d20 ICE PUNCH
  975. Jul 23 15:40:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, ICE PUNCH: 4 [1d20=4]
  976. Jul 23 15:40:55 <Six> ( does that still hit with +8?)
  977. Jul 23 15:41:08 <Six> 5d10+21+18 IF SO
  978. Jul 23 15:41:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, IF SO: 62 [5d10=1,2,9,1,10]
  979. Jul 23 15:41:26 <DamienLunas> juuust misses
  980. Jul 23 15:41:30 <DamienLunas> zhu's turn
  981. Jul 23 15:41:36 <Saru> 1d20 Heat Crash
  982. Jul 23 15:41:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Heat Crash: 5 [1d20=5]
  983. Jul 23 15:41:41 <DamienLunas> just hits
  984. Jul 23 15:41:48 <Saru> (and we find the magic number)
  985. Jul 23 15:41:57 <Saru> 4d20+2d8+30+8d10
  986. Jul 23 15:41:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 4d20+2d8+30+8d10: 145 [4d20=8,20,15,13; 2d8=8,7; 8d10=9,2,7,3,6,8,7,2]
  987. Jul 23 15:42:11 <HopeOnaRope> 1d20+8 IBIY Signal Beam, Confuse on 16-20. DO IT FOR MIRA'S EXISTENCE, MANAPHY.
  988. Jul 23 15:42:11 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnaRope, IBIY Signal Beam, Confuse on 16-20. DO IT FOR MIRA'S EXISTENCE, MANAPHY.: 22 [1d20=14]
  989. Jul 23 15:42:33 <DamienLunas> hits
  990. Jul 23 15:42:40 <HopeOnaRope> 5d10+65+10d10
  991. Jul 23 15:42:41 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeOnaRope, 5d10+65+10d10: 137 [5d10=7,2,8,5,2; 10d10=8,7,9,3,1,8,2,5,4,1]
  992. Jul 23 15:43:52 <DamienLunas> Celebi looks severely tired out
  993. Jul 23 15:43:54 <DamienLunas> bertilak's turn
  994. Jul 23 15:44:10 <Klarkralk> (Did two actions and Rock attacked)
  995. Jul 23 15:44:14 <DamienLunas> oh
  996. Jul 23 15:44:16 <HopeOnaRope> (and brb so I can grab a pizza)
  997. Jul 23 15:44:17 <DamienLunas> fion's turn
  998. Jul 23 15:44:24 <Mira> "Fion! Ice Beam!"
  999. Jul 23 15:44:32 <Mira> 1d20 Channelin' dat divinity
  1000. Jul 23 15:44:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, Channelin' dat divinity: 8 [1d20=8]
  1001. Jul 23 15:44:46 <Mira> 4d20+30 at least it hits
  1002. Jul 23 15:44:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, at least it hits: 77 [4d20=19,18,5,5]
  1003. Jul 23 15:44:50 <DamienLunas> hits yup
  1004. Jul 23 15:44:54 <Arthur> 1d20 one last one, now i have to start changing things up
  1005. Jul 23 15:44:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, one last one, now i have to start changing things up: 9 [1d20=9]
  1006. Jul 23 15:45:03 <Arthur> 3d10+3d20+36 fly incoming
  1007. Jul 23 15:45:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, fly incoming: 82 [3d10=8,5,9; 3d20=17,3,4]
  1008. Jul 23 15:45:41 <HopeOnaRope> (So DL)
  1009. Jul 23 15:45:45 <HopeOnaRope> (Quick question before I go)
  1010. Jul 23 15:45:49 <DamienLunas> 1d20 confuuused
  1011. Jul 23 15:45:51 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, confuuused: 9 [1d20=9]
  1012. Jul 23 15:45:52 <Klarkralk> (Damn. All the damage.)
  1013. Jul 23 15:45:53 <DamienLunas> 5d10
  1014. Jul 23 15:45:55 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10: 33 [5d10=3,5,5,10,10]
  1015. Jul 23 15:45:57 <HopeOnaRope> (Legendary fights with contract balls)
  1016. Jul 23 15:46:08 <HopeOnaRope> (Are you expecting us to throw the ball or still KO the legendary as normal)
  1017. Jul 23 15:46:14 <DamienLunas> (You have to actually throw the ball)
  1018. Jul 23 15:46:20 <DamienLunas> (when it's weakened)
  1019. Jul 23 15:46:25 <Arthur> (I have a good solution though)
  1020. Jul 23 15:46:55 <HopeOnaRope> (Okay, that means Klark is probably good to go)
  1021. Jul 23 15:46:58 <HopeOnaRope> (anyway brb)
  1022. Jul 23 15:47:34 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1023. Jul 23 15:48:06 <Saru> (so do we not want to hit it anymore?)
  1024. Jul 23 15:48:12 <Arthur> (Like I said)
  1025. Jul 23 15:48:17 <Arthur> (I have a solution.)
  1026. Jul 23 15:48:37 <Arthur> (You... may or may not want to)
  1027. Jul 23 15:48:56 <Saru> (my other choice is to apply a little bit of healing)
  1028. Jul 23 15:49:37 <Saru> (anyone need healing?)
  1029. Jul 23 15:49:50 <DamienLunas> manaphy could always use more.
  1030. Jul 23 15:50:07 <Saru> 2d20+8 for Manaphy
  1031. Jul 23 15:50:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, for Manaphy: 23 [2d20=9,6]
  1032. Jul 23 15:50:20 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1033. Jul 23 15:51:41  Six just chills. :I
  1034. Jul 23 15:51:54 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn.
  1035. Jul 23 15:51:54 <Six> (I don't really have anything to do except damage, so...)
  1036. Jul 23 15:52:02 <Arthur> "...Hey. Hey Lev."
  1037. Jul 23 15:52:05 <Arthur> "We gonna try it?"
  1038. Jul 23 15:52:51 <DamienLunas> <That new power?>
  1039. Jul 23 15:53:01 <Arthur> "Good a time as any."
  1040. Jul 23 15:53:20 <DamienLunas> <I understand.>
  1041. Jul 23 15:53:25  Arthur strikes a ridiculous pose. "Say it with me now!"
  1042. Jul 23 15:53:37 <Mira> "...What?"
  1043. Jul 23 15:53:42  Arthur swings his arm around. "LEVEL!"
  1044. Jul 23 15:53:43 <Arthur> "X!"
  1045. Jul 23 15:53:48  Klarkralk Blinks.
  1046. Jul 23 15:54:30 <DamienLunas> Lev goes behind Arthur, crossing his arms and putting them on Arthur's shoulders. <Henshin!>
  1047. Jul 23 15:55:16 <DamienLunas> Levanter and arthur suddenly glow
  1048. Jul 23 15:55:24 <DamienLunas> And Lev absorbs himself into arthur
  1049. Jul 23 15:55:57 <DamienLunas> an odd belt appears around Arthur's waist, and he gets some kind of ridiculous costume with a black cape, a green and white mask, and a huge green sword.
  1050. Jul 23 15:56:20 <Saru> "Whoah!"
  1051. Jul 23 15:56:21 <Klarkralk> "Why does everyone have a sword now?"
  1052. Jul 23 15:56:23 <Saru> "How do you do that?"
  1053. Jul 23 15:56:30 <Saru> "Can I learn to do that?"
  1054. Jul 23 15:56:31 <Arthur> "MIRACLES."
  1055. Jul 23 15:56:32 <DamienLunas> "Sky Forme"
  1056. Jul 23 15:56:33  Six crosses his arms.
  1057. Jul 23 15:56:37 <Six> "That's just ridiculous."
  1058. Jul 23 15:56:44 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiSCNYs1I8s
  1059. Jul 23 15:57:03 <HopeOnaRope> (Oh god I leave for 10 minutes and this happens)
  1060. Jul 23 15:57:06  Arthur swings the sword around and points it at Celebi. "I'll spare you, but only barely."
  1061. Jul 23 15:57:37 <DamienLunas> "DAMN YOU ARTHUUUR"
  1062. Jul 23 15:57:42 <HopeOnaRope> "What the hell? We can... do that now?"
  1063. Jul 23 15:57:51  Arthur disappears from vision for a second, appearing directly above Celebi. "SUREFIRE STRIKE!"
  1064. Jul 23 15:57:51 <Klarkralk> "Maybe?"
  1065. Jul 23 15:58:15  Arthur disappears again, directly below. "WIND! CLEAVE!"
  1066. Jul 23 15:58:28 <Arthur> The background itself cuts in half for a moment.
  1067. Jul 23 15:58:38 <Arthur> Celebi is reduced to 1 HP!
  1068. Jul 23 15:58:46 <Arthur> "THE BALL. THROW IT."
  1069. Jul 23 15:59:42 <DamienLunas> Klark?
  1070. Jul 23 15:59:54 <Klarkralk> 1d100 GOOOOOOOOOO?
  1071. Jul 23 15:59:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Klarkralk, GOOOOOOOOOO?: 12 [1d100=12]
  1072. Jul 23 16:00:32 <DamienLunas> The ball hits Celebi and opens up, scraps of paper pulling it in before it lands on the ground and shakes...
  1073. Jul 23 16:01:05 <DamienLunas> It shakes violently, and looks like it's oddly trying to phase itself out of existence...
  1074. Jul 23 16:01:08  Mira holds her breath
  1075. Jul 23 16:01:12 <DamienLunas> *click*
  1076. Jul 23 16:01:22 <DamienLunas> Congratulations, you caught Celebi!
  1077. Jul 23 16:01:31 <HopeOnaRope> "...Whew."
  1078. Jul 23 16:01:36  HopeOnaRope stares at Arthur a moment.
  1079. Jul 23 16:01:57 <HopeOnaRope> "...Please excuse my language here, but what the fucking flying dicks was that, Arthur?" :I
  1080. Jul 23 16:02:17 <DamienLunas> <Our new power, Hope!>
  1081. Jul 23 16:02:47 <Arthur> "Uh. Speaking of. If it's both of us in here... Am I going to be out for a couple days?"
  1082. Jul 23 16:03:01 <HopeOnaRope> "You might not want to waste time figuring it out."
  1083. Jul 23 16:03:07 <Klarkralk> "Uh..."
  1084. Jul 23 16:03:09 <DamienLunas> <We better cancel the transformation right now...>
  1085. Jul 23 16:03:16 <Arthur> "Yeah let's."
  1086. Jul 23 16:03:20 <Six> "Of course, always has to one-up everyone."
  1087. Jul 23 16:03:25  Klarkralk Scurries to ball and picks it up.
  1088. Jul 23 16:03:45 <HopeOnaRope> "Aw, Six. It's okay. That sword was awesome, don't kid yourself."
  1089. Jul 23 16:03:53 <DamienLunas> Arthur takes the belt off and reverts to normal, Lev appearing next to him
  1090. Jul 23 16:03:58 <Saru> "I thought it was pretty awesome! Maybe you can learn to do it, Six!"
  1091. Jul 23 16:04:00 <DamienLunas> Both of them fall unconcious.
  1092. Jul 23 16:04:03  Six rolls his eyes.
  1093. Jul 23 16:04:08 <Mira> "You probably did more than the rest of us, if what I know about Celebi is correct."
  1094. Jul 23 16:04:18 <DamienLunas> (six did do the most damage out of anyone)
  1095. Jul 23 16:04:21 <Mira> "Speaking of, how do these Contracts worth with an unwilling Pokemon?"
  1096. Jul 23 16:04:25 <Mira> (:3c)
  1097. Jul 23 16:04:36 <DamienLunas> "I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL MYSELF UNWILLING."
  1098. Jul 23 16:04:40 <Klarkralk> "Was he unwilling? He said he knew what would happen?"
  1099. Jul 23 16:04:48  HopeOnaRope was complimenting Six's sword, not Arthur's. Why did Six roll his eyes. :<
  1100. Jul 23 16:05:13 <Mira> "AUGH"
  1101. Jul 23 16:05:13  Mira jumps.
  1102. Jul 23 16:05:16  HopeOnaRope looks over at the ball.
  1103. Jul 23 16:05:20  Six wasn't fishing for compliments, he just wanted to complain about Arthur.
  1104. Jul 23 16:05:37  Saru high fives Zhu.
  1105. Jul 23 16:05:44 <DamienLunas> Celebi lets himself out. "Err, I mean I'm perfectly willing to fulfill my end of the deal."
  1106. Jul 23 16:05:52  Saru then wrings his hand because HOT HOT.
  1107. Jul 23 16:06:02  HopeOnaRope then checks on Manaphy and Trixie.
  1108. Jul 23 16:06:05 <DamienLunas> "But it's part of my job. I had to fight you anyway because I knew I WOULD fight you and I knew I'd lose."
  1109. Jul 23 16:06:10 <DamienLunas> Manaphy is doing just fine
  1110. Jul 23 16:06:13  HopeOnaRope returns Trixie as soon as she's out of the temporal prison.
  1111. Jul 23 16:06:15 <Saru> "My head hurts."
  1112. Jul 23 16:06:17 <DamienLunas> Trixie gets released from it fairly soon.
  1113. Jul 23 16:06:32 <DamienLunas> "That's why it's my job to handle these things so headaches like this don't happen."
  1114. Jul 23 16:06:38 <Klarkralk> "I figured it was somethign like thath..."
  1115. Jul 23 16:06:45 <DamienLunas> "There's still a couple things I need to fix though."
  1116. Jul 23 16:06:48 <DamienLunas> Celebi waves its hand.
  1117. Jul 23 16:07:00 <DamienLunas> "There, fixed. Your timeline has now stabalized itself to be the alpha timeline."
  1118. Jul 23 16:07:01  Klarkralk Waves "See you..Soon?"
  1119. Jul 23 16:07:07 <HopeOnaRope> "Alpha timeline?"
  1120. Jul 23 16:07:08 <Klarkralk> "Oh."
  1121. Jul 23 16:07:17 <Klarkralk> "What were we before?"
  1122. Jul 23 16:07:33 <Mira> "That means we're the main trunk of the tree at the moment, instead of one of the branches."
  1123. Jul 23 16:07:34 <Saru> "Alpha... bet?"
  1124. Jul 23 16:07:34 <Mira> "....I think."
  1125. Jul 23 16:07:48 <Mira> "All of this time stuff gives me a headache."
  1126. Jul 23 16:09:03 <DamienLunas> "It means everything is back where it should be and I'll continue to serve you until you fight the Beast of Death or 3 months expire."
  1127. Jul 23 16:09:21 <Klarkralk> "Well alright then."
  1128. Jul 23 16:09:56 <HopeOnaRope> "So, the terms of the contract... Professor Willow probably knew what it'd take to get you to show up... we're cleared from these charges, right?"
  1129. Jul 23 16:10:04 <HopeOnaRope> "You're not gonna turn on us again when the contract's up?"
  1130. Jul 23 16:10:59 <DamienLunas> "That's right. You're cleared of all charges."
  1131. Jul 23 16:11:08 <Klarkralk> "Great!"
  1132. Jul 23 16:11:53 <HopeOnaRope> "Well then." :3c "Welcome to the Immortals, Celebi! ...and really, thank you for the Miracle Berry."
  1133. Jul 23 16:12:02 <Mira> "That was....perhaps a little too easy."
  1134. Jul 23 16:12:05  Saru nods
  1135. Jul 23 16:12:08  Mira looks at Celebi suspiciously.
  1136. Jul 23 16:13:37 <DamienLunas> "Well I mean it wasn't really too much of an unreasonable contract."
  1137. Jul 23 16:13:38 <HopeOnaRope> "I don't know, we came in packing with enough force to kill several wailords." :B
  1138. Jul 23 16:14:02 <Klarkralk> "But I assume our other fights will not nearly be so easy?"
  1139. Jul 23 16:14:15 <Mira> "No, that's not...well, never mind."
  1140. Jul 23 16:14:17 <DamienLunas> "It's not like I'd have to break causality to summon a bunch of doomed celebis to back me up."
  1141. Jul 23 16:14:19 <Mira> "All's well that ends well."
  1142. Jul 23 16:14:26 <Mira> "...What?"
  1143. Jul 23 16:14:32 <Saru> "Break... what... huh?"
  1144. Jul 23 16:14:37 <DamienLunas> "That would be pretty unnecessary force."
  1145. Jul 23 16:14:48 <Klarkralk> "That would be terrifying."
  1146. Jul 23 16:15:01 <Klarkralk> "...You can really do that?"
  1147. Jul 23 16:15:33 <DamienLunas> "I CAN. But it requires really good justification for something like that to get approved because it kind of means messing with time a lot."
  1148. Jul 23 16:16:00 <Six> "Approved? Who APPROVES this sort of thing?"
  1149. Jul 23 16:16:06 <Klarkralk> "So it is a end of the universe thing...Gotcha."
  1150. Jul 23 16:16:22  HopeOnaRope goes over and returns Levanter for Arthur, then starts dragging him inside.
  1151. Jul 23 16:16:25 <HopeOnaRope> "Really now."
  1152. Jul 23 16:16:42 <DamienLunas> "I approve it. I AM THE LAW."
  1153. Jul 23 16:16:49 <Mira> "Well, um."
  1154. Jul 23 16:16:54 <Mira> "I thought..."
  1155. Jul 23 16:16:55  Klarkralk Help Hope out. "Wish he wouldn't do this some times...Wait. So you approve yourself?"
  1156. Jul 23 16:16:57 <Saru> "How come whenever someone explains stuff nowadays, I'm even more confused than I was before?"
  1157. Jul 23 16:16:58  Mira fidgets.
  1158. Jul 23 16:17:27 <DamienLunas> "Well the master of time is my superior anyway."
  1159. Jul 23 16:17:28  HopeOnaRope lets Manaphy do whatever for now. :3c "Thanks, Prince!"
  1160. Jul 23 16:18:00 <DamienLunas> "But he's sort of a pretty laid back boss. He's more of a big picture guy about time."
  1161. Jul 23 16:18:16 <DamienLunas> "He focuses mostly on making sure time keeps flowing in one direction and that a second lasts a second."
  1162. Jul 23 16:18:39 * TF2Kit is now known as Kit
  1163. Jul 23 16:19:22 <Klarkralk> "Well, that is important. I gues.."
  1164. Jul 23 16:20:10 <HopeOnaRope> "Sounds pretty essential, really."
  1165. Jul 23 16:20:18  Saru scratches his head, then shrugs.
  1166. Jul 23 16:20:29 <Saru> "So now what?"
  1167. Jul 23 16:21:01 <DamienLunas> "Well for now I might as well let that guy out of prison."
  1168. Jul 23 16:21:14 <DamienLunas> he waves his hand, and soon gorgeous comes running out.
  1169. Jul 23 16:21:18 <DamienLunas> "Oh, good. You guys won."
  1170. Jul 23 16:21:19 <Saru> "Oh, right, gramps!"
  1171. Jul 23 16:21:26 <DamienLunas> "What happened to Arthur?
  1172. Jul 23 16:21:38 <Saru> "Of course we did!" Saru grins and gives a thumbs up.
  1173. Jul 23 16:21:41 <Klarkralk> "Level X Nap."
  1174. Jul 23 16:21:42 <Six> "Fairy powers."
  1175. Jul 23 16:21:57 <DamienLunas> "What do you mean?"
  1176. Jul 23 16:22:28 <Saru> "Arthur combined with his Level X pokemon and then they had a sword and swoosh! Arthur cut Celebi down and then Klark captured him with the contract ball."
  1177. Jul 23 16:22:35 <DamienLunas> He leans down and examines Arthur. "Huh..."
  1178. Jul 23 16:22:57 <DamienLunas> "Merging with his pokemon and becoming part of its transformation..."
  1179. Jul 23 16:23:11 <DamienLunas> "Interesting."
  1180. Jul 23 16:23:22 <DamienLunas> He pulls out some pills and feeds them to arthur and lev.
  1181. Jul 23 16:23:28 <Klarkralk> "Will we all do that eventually?"
  1182. Jul 23 16:23:35 <DamienLunas> They both wake up.
  1183. Jul 23 16:23:37 <Arthur> (ha, i already put zzzzz on the schedule)
  1184. Jul 23 16:23:39 <Arthur> "Ugh."
  1185. Jul 23 16:23:40 <Saru> "That would be awesome!:
  1186. Jul 23 16:23:51 <DamienLunas> "Really?"
  1187. Jul 23 16:23:51 <HopeOnaRope> "I wonder..."
  1188. Jul 23 16:23:57 <Klarkralk> "Not sure how it would be with three minds all at once..."
  1189. Jul 23 16:24:07 <HopeOnaRope> "Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
  1190. Jul 23 16:24:22 <HopeOnaRope> "It might be something related to Carter. Maybe Arthur can explain now that he's up."
  1191. Jul 23 16:24:27 <DamienLunas> "That'd completely change the game for sure."
  1192. Jul 23 16:24:47 <Mira> "I'm not sure if I understand."
  1193. Jul 23 16:24:51  Arthur rolls over and gets up to sitting. "Dunno. Feels that way, sort of. All I know is it changed once Carter did the thing."
  1194. Jul 23 16:25:08 <HopeOnaRope> "If you understand what, Mira?"
  1195. Jul 23 16:25:33 <HopeOnaRope> "You weren't there for that fight, but did no one tell you...?"
  1196. Jul 23 16:26:10 <DamienLunas> <I think it might be time to fill Mira in on some of the things that have been going on...>
  1197. Jul 23 16:26:30  Mira bites her lip.
  1198. Jul 23 16:27:13 <Arthur> "Right. Where to start, where to start..."
  1199. Jul 23 16:27:14 <HopeOnaRope> "Carter... an exceptionally powerful trainer, and Professor Willow's grandson. Looks completely identical to Arthur... we ran into his... ghost, I suppose? In the gym in the CAP territory."
  1200. Jul 23 16:27:40 <HopeOnaRope> "After a tough battle, Carter kind of... merged with Arthur."
  1201. Jul 23 16:27:41 <Mira> "I know who Carter is, but what does he have to do with anything?"
  1202. Jul 23 16:27:45 <Mira> "He...what."
  1203. Jul 23 16:28:06 <Arthur> "I didn't know either, until the next day when we looked at the ruins of the Rocket base."
  1204. Jul 23 16:28:36  HopeOnaRope lets Arthur explain this part.
  1205. Jul 23 16:29:11 <Arthur> "There... I saw everything. Carter and Deoxys being dragged off to it, them making me from Carter, their merging Deoxys with Mewtwo to make the death beast... All done by a scientist that looks exactly like Mira."
  1206. Jul 23 16:29:33  Mira flinches.
  1207. Jul 23 16:30:12 <Saru> "Really?"
  1208. Jul 23 16:30:46 <HopeOnaRope> "Mm..."
  1209. Jul 23 16:31:00 <Arthur> "That's the bare bones. I could describe things, but really..."
  1210. Jul 23 16:31:20 <Mira> "N-no. It's all right."
  1211. Jul 23 16:31:52 <Arthur> "Dr. Jane... didn't catch her daughter's name."
  1212. Jul 23 16:32:15 <HopeOnaRope> "The area around the base, ground zero, was completel anihillated."
  1213. Jul 23 16:32:27 <HopeOnaRope> "If our target still has that kind of destructive potential..."
  1214. Jul 23 16:32:55 <Saru> "Then we definitely have to takle it down!"
  1215. Jul 23 16:33:21 <Saru> (take)
  1216. Jul 23 16:33:36  Klarkralk Just sorta STAAARES at Arthur. "Oh/
  1217. Jul 23 16:33:54 <HopeOnaRope> "Anyway."
  1218. Jul 23 16:34:10 <HopeOnaRope> "Another thing we should probably let you guys know."
  1219. Jul 23 16:34:41 <HopeOnaRope> "Although I don't think it'll be able to help us directly, the Spirit of Emotion, Mesprit, was able to filter the hate out of the pokemon near its home."
  1220. Jul 23 16:34:52 <HopeOnaRope> "It... just gives me a warm feeling knowing that."
  1221. Jul 23 16:35:12 <DamienLunas> (one second)
  1222. Jul 23 16:35:47 <Klarkralk> "That-Thats good. Did it say how or just part of its powers?"
  1223. Jul 23 16:36:15 <HopeOnaRope> "Its divinity aura controls all emotion. I imagine that just flat out trumps whatever the Beast did."
  1224. Jul 23 16:39:05 <Klarkralk> "Got it. So sorta what I did but better..."
  1225. Jul 23 16:39:15 <HopeOnaRope> (Did klark ever let us know what he did?)
  1226. Jul 23 16:39:46 <Klarkralk> (I think he did before Carter)
  1227. Jul 23 16:40:09 <HopeOnaRope> (Hm)
  1228. Jul 23 16:40:24  HopeOnaRope rubs at her head.
  1229. Jul 23 16:42:08 <DamienLunas> Celebi considers something, and pulls out a notepad, writing something down and waving his hand. "There, fixed that."
  1230. Jul 23 16:42:16 <DamienLunas> *bold
  1231. Jul 23 16:42:21 <Arthur> "Fixed what."
  1232. Jul 23 16:42:27 <DamienLunas> "Nothing that ever was."
  1233. Jul 23 16:43:25 <Saru> "Wha?"
  1234. Jul 23 16:43:45 <DamienLunas> "Never you mind. It's fixed now."
  1235. Jul 23 16:43:47  Mira blinks.
  1236. Jul 23 16:44:17 <Saru> "Is he always going to be confusing?"
  1237. Jul 23 16:44:33 <Klarkralk> "I think so."
  1238. Jul 23 16:44:34 <HopeOnaRope> "Hey, as long as he's helping, he gets a pass from me to be as confusing as he wants."
  1239. Jul 23 16:45:02 <HopeOnaRope> "So..."
  1240. Jul 23 16:45:10 <HopeOnaRope> "...we kind of ruined you guys' breakfast."
  1241. Jul 23 16:45:13 <HopeOnaRope> "Sorry?" :3c
  1242. Jul 23 16:45:29 <Mira> "Well, everything's fixed now, I think?"
  1243. Jul 23 16:45:33  Klarkralk Laughs.
  1244. Jul 23 16:45:54 <Arthur> "That's two out of... how many."
  1245. Jul 23 16:45:55 <DamienLunas> "Hmm..."
  1246. Jul 23 16:46:15 <DamienLunas> "Well I guess I can do this at least. I decree reparations for collateral damage caused by pursuit of temporal criminals."
  1247. Jul 23 16:46:20 <Arthur> "And hey, since you two are out of your balls and Gramps is here, how about some advice. What's next?"
  1248. Jul 23 16:46:25 <DamienLunas> "There, fixed your table."
  1249. Jul 23 16:46:40 <HopeOnaRope> "Oh, awesome."
  1250. Jul 23 16:46:55 <Saru> "Keldeo agreed, but first we have to get Groudon to summon Terrakion so he can reunite with the other knights."
  1251. Jul 23 16:46:58 <HopeOnaRope> "Hmm, well, we did promise to help Keldeo."
  1252. Jul 23 16:47:04 <HopeOnaRope> "Right."
  1253. Jul 23 16:47:33 <Mira> "We should also consider how we're going to track down the rest."
  1254. Jul 23 16:47:41 <Arthur> "And then there's still the wind and lightning brothers to talk to. At least we know where they are."
  1255. Jul 23 16:47:56 <Arthur> "...Hell, speaking of, wherever did the dragons get to? You think they'd be back by now."
  1256. Jul 23 16:48:10 <DamienLunas> "They got to being dead."
  1257. Jul 23 16:48:17 <Arthur> "What."
  1258. Jul 23 16:48:24 <DamienLunas> "Oh, those dragons."
  1259. Jul 23 16:48:32 <DamienLunas> "There's a lot of legendary dragons, Arthur."
  1260. Jul 23 16:48:32 <Arthur> "Yes, the red and blue ones."
  1261. Jul 23 16:49:06 <DamienLunas> "The phantoms did come back. I asked Jacques and Ryusei, and they said they both didn't have much luck."
  1262. Jul 23 16:49:13 <Arthur> "Hmph."
  1263. Jul 23 16:49:31 <DamienLunas> "And they also kind of got beaten up."
  1264. Jul 23 16:49:42  Arthur thinks for a bit more. "...Hey. When Carter contracted Tornadus, how'd he do it? Any help?"
  1265. Jul 23 16:49:49 <DamienLunas> "Apparently they got sort of..."
  1266. Jul 23 16:50:02 <Arthur> "Sort of what."
  1267. Jul 23 16:50:19 <DamienLunas> "Upset at the phantoms trivializing their feud and saying they were 'fighting about some stupid bullshit they don't even remember'."
  1268. Jul 23 16:50:38 <DamienLunas> "So apparently they don't actually remember what they're mad at eachother about."
  1269. Jul 23 16:51:20 * Kit is now known as OutKit
  1270. Jul 23 16:51:38 <Saru> "That sort of sounds like some people I know."
  1271. Jul 23 16:52:30  HopeOnaRope chuckles.
  1272. Jul 23 16:52:39 <Arthur> "I ain't even mad. SO."
  1273. Jul 23 16:53:53 <DamienLunas> "So then Saru, you are the leader."
  1274. Jul 23 16:54:01 <Arthur> "We've got a whole lot of options and a good deal of time to explore them... If we're going to Sky Island it'll have to be everyone, but if Carter contracted Tornadus alone, then so can I."
  1275. Jul 23 16:54:04 <DamienLunas> "I suppose it's up to you to decide what order to tackle these things."
  1276. Jul 23 16:54:23 <Saru> "Hm..."
  1277. Jul 23 16:54:34 <Arthur> "Kyurem can probably wait until we figure a way to restore him, maybe only AFTER the Beast is dead and there's just Xenosect left."
  1278. Jul 23 16:55:06 <HopeOnaRope> "How do you expect to do that, anyway?"
  1279. Jul 23 16:55:16 <Saru> "Yeah, we should do that last."
  1280. Jul 23 16:55:16 <Arthur> "I... have no idea. Mira, what'd it take?"
  1281. Jul 23 16:56:27 <Mira> "Sorry?"
  1282. Jul 23 16:56:41  Mira shakes her head, focusing on Arthur.
  1283. Jul 23 16:56:47 <Saru> "What all do we need to do?"
  1284. Jul 23 16:57:10 <Arthur> "You know these things. What would it take to make Kyurem back into the Soul of Ice?"
  1285. Jul 23 16:57:12 <HopeOnaRope> "Finish contracting the legendaries we've picked out and prepare ourselves for the final battle."
  1286. Jul 23 16:57:16  HopeOnaRope says to Saru.
  1287. Jul 23 16:57:34 <Saru> "Yeah, but... the question is who first, right?"
  1288. Jul 23 16:57:40 <DamienLunas> "Freeze Shock and Ice Burn. If we could restore the power of those techniques that he forgot... we could do it."
  1289. Jul 23 16:57:51 <Mira> "....I wonder."
  1290. Jul 23 16:57:57 <DamienLunas> "Hm?"
  1291. Jul 23 16:58:10 <Mira> "....I think we could do it."
  1292. Jul 23 16:58:15 <Mira> "I know we could do it."
  1293. Jul 23 16:58:16 <Arthur> "That so."
  1294. Jul 23 16:58:28 <DamienLunas> "How?"
  1295. Jul 23 16:58:38  HopeOnaRope looks to Mira.
  1296. Jul 23 16:59:05 <Mira> "Because I have a Pokemon that knows one of those moves already."
  1297. Jul 23 16:59:13 <HopeOnaRope> =O
  1298. Jul 23 16:59:16 <Mira> "That means they're not gone from this world yet."
  1299. Jul 23 16:59:16 <Arthur> "WELL then."
  1300. Jul 23 16:59:28 <DamienLunas> "One of those moves."
  1301. Jul 23 16:59:33 <DamienLunas> "That's pretty good..."
  1302. Jul 23 16:59:38 <DamienLunas> "But there's still the other one."
  1303. Jul 23 16:59:46 <DamienLunas> "Without both, he wouldn't truly be complete."
  1304. Jul 23 16:59:49 <HopeOnaRope> "How did that happen, Mira?"
  1305. Jul 23 17:00:33  Mira shrugs. "Liadain knew it when I caught her."
  1306. Jul 23 17:00:46 <HopeOnaRope> (Oh, I thought you snapped a photo of it)
  1307. Jul 23 17:00:58 <DamienLunas> (Yeah, you snapped a photo of it.)
  1308. Jul 23 17:01:09 <DamienLunas> (A cleffa used metronome and hit you with it)
  1309. Jul 23 17:01:14 <Mira> (no, she knew it - you're thinking of glaciate)
  1310. Jul 23 17:01:15 <DamienLunas> (Then you photo tutored it to her)
  1311. Jul 23 17:01:17 <Mira> (I think)
  1312. Jul 23 17:01:21 <DamienLunas> (She knew glaciate)
  1313. Jul 23 17:01:26 <Mira> (bluh bluh confused)
  1314. Jul 23 17:01:28 <DamienLunas> (You have it backwards)
  1315. Jul 23 17:01:38 <DamienLunas> (She was really impressed when you showed it to her)
  1316. Jul 23 17:02:11 <Mira> (then retcon that I guess)
  1317. Jul 23 17:02:35 <Mira> "It's a long story, but basically I can take pictures of Pokemon moves and teach them to that Pokemon."
  1318. Jul 23 17:02:47 <Mira> "Of course, I don't know if Kyurem would want me to."
  1319. Jul 23 17:02:58 <Arthur> "If we contract him, he has no choice."
  1320. Jul 23 17:03:14 <Arthur> "And really, who wouldn't want to be immediately taken back to their prime?"
  1321. Jul 23 17:03:22 <HopeOnaRope> "A pokemon that had that move, though...?"
  1322. Jul 23 17:03:23 <DamienLunas> "It's true, by taking the right kind of picture of an attack, you can jog a pokemon's memory and have it able to use that move."
  1323. Jul 23 17:03:42 <DamienLunas> "Of course he'd want to remember how to use that power and become the soul of ice again."
  1324. Jul 23 17:04:45 <DamienLunas> "But without the other one, it doesn't mean too much."
  1325. Jul 23 17:04:55 <DamienLunas> "The real question is how do you get the other attack."
  1326. Jul 23 17:04:58 <Mira> "But I imagine a being that old and powerful would be resentful of humans."
  1327. Jul 23 17:05:19 <HopeOnaRope> "Well... how did the pokemon that Mira found know the technique?"
  1328. Jul 23 17:06:36 <Mira> "It used a technique called Metronome, which can replicate any attack."
  1329. Jul 23 17:06:48 <Mira> "The chances of it using any given attack, though, are very small."
  1330. Jul 23 17:06:53 <HopeOnaRope> "...Oh wow, that's kind of an unreliable method."
  1331. Jul 23 17:06:58 <DamienLunas> "Yeah..."
  1332. Jul 23 17:07:07 <DamienLunas> "Metronome is a move that can't be used very often at all."
  1333. Jul 23 17:07:31 <Arthur> "What if..."
  1334. Jul 23 17:07:41 <Arthur> "What if there were a way to rig it?"
  1335. Jul 23 17:07:42 <HopeOnaRope> "And I doubt Celebi here will want to help us go back in time to snap it."
  1336. Jul 23 17:07:46 <Arthur> "Remember Seven's thing?"
  1337. Jul 23 17:07:56 <HopeOnaRope> "..."
  1338. Jul 23 17:08:05 <HopeOnaRope> "Arthur, could that-"
  1339. Jul 23 17:08:14 <Arthur> "If someone contracted the Goddess of Luck, then couldn't she use her aura to make sure Metronome did exactly what we wanted it to?"
  1340. Jul 23 17:08:20 <HopeOnaRope> "Ahaha... That might actually work. Too bad we have absolutely no idea where Seven is."
  1341. Jul 23 17:08:27 <HopeOnaRope> "Or..."
  1342. Jul 23 17:08:29 <HopeOnaRope> "Hm."
  1343. Jul 23 17:08:39 <HopeOnaRope> "You want to do it that way, huh?"
  1344. Jul 23 17:09:02  Arthur shrugs. "It's an idea."
  1345. Jul 23 17:09:04 <Mira> "Hmm. I wonder."
  1346. Jul 23 17:09:20 <Mira> "...Nah."
  1347. Jul 23 17:10:04  Mira sighs.
  1348. Jul 23 17:10:10 <HopeOnaRope> "What is it, Mira?"
  1349. Jul 23 17:11:25 <Mira> "Nothing, really. I was thinking about luck and about what Celebi said, about how he knows what's going to happen in the past and present."
  1350. Jul 23 17:11:35 <Mira> "It just made me wonder if there really is such a thing."
  1351. Jul 23 17:11:38 <Mira> "Don't mind me."
  1352. Jul 23 17:11:46 <Klarkralk> (Bluhbluh cooking.)
  1353. Jul 23 17:12:13 <DamienLunas> :/
  1354. Jul 23 17:12:27 <HopeOnaRope> "Well, if the future was completely set, there wouldn't be such a thing as a paradox for Celebi to even fix, right?"
  1355. Jul 23 17:12:38 <HopeOnaRope> "I don't know."
  1356. Jul 23 17:12:39 <DamienLunas> "The six of you... rejected Seven. You cast him out and banished him from your city, asking him to never return."
  1357. Jul 23 17:12:46 <DamienLunas> "You'd really ask for his help again?"
  1358. Jul 23 17:12:47 <HopeOnaRope> "Yeah..."
  1359. Jul 23 17:12:52 <Arthur> "No."
  1360. Jul 23 17:13:11 <HopeOnaRope> "I still can't forgive Seven for the way he used baby pokemon as living bombs."
  1361. Jul 23 17:13:13 <Arthur> "But having something like that one Victini on our side should help in general, shouldn't it?"
  1362. Jul 23 17:13:28 <HopeOnaRope> "But if it came down to it, yes, I'd ask his help if we needed it."
  1363. Jul 23 17:13:40 <DamienLunas> "From what it sounds like, none of them ever died."
  1364. Jul 23 17:13:58 <Klarkralk> "But where would we start, even if we did go look for that Victini or Seven?"
  1365. Jul 23 17:14:28 <HopeOnaRope> "I don't really know if that excuses it, Professor."
  1366. Jul 23 17:14:28 <DamienLunas> "The more important question is would you be willing to work with him."
  1367. Jul 23 17:14:38 <HopeOnaRope> "Mm."
  1368. Jul 23 17:14:40 <DamienLunas> "You really think so, Hope?"
  1369. Jul 23 17:14:54 <DamienLunas> "You really think everyone here didn't do whatever they could to win?"
  1370. Jul 23 17:14:59 <DamienLunas> "You don't think murder is a worse crime?"
  1371. Jul 23 17:15:04 <Arthur> "I still don't quite see why it has to be him when the source is right there..."
  1372. Jul 23 17:15:24 <Arthur> "For a given value of 'right there', that is. But hey. We're already doing this much."
  1373. Jul 23 17:15:35  HopeOnaRope scratches her head, thinking.
  1374. Jul 23 17:16:20 <Mira> "Actually."
  1375. Jul 23 17:16:25 <Mira> "I do have an idea. Sort of."
  1376. Jul 23 17:16:33  Klarkralk raises a brow.
  1377. Jul 23 17:16:46 <Mira> "Well, not for the Victini problem."
  1378. Jul 23 17:16:51 <Mira> "But for the other one."
  1379. Jul 23 17:17:02 <HopeOnaRope> "It's... something I'll have to think about, Professor."
  1380. Jul 23 17:17:05 <Arthur> "If we have a solution to Kyurem we don't even need to bother."
  1381. Jul 23 17:17:10 <Mira> "...It might not be very useful though."
  1382. Jul 23 17:17:12 <Arthur> "So shoot."
  1383. Jul 23 17:17:17 <HopeOnaRope> "But I just can't find myself to forgive him right now even if it is hypocritical."
  1384. Jul 23 17:17:18 <DamienLunas> "What's that, Mira?"
  1385. Jul 23 17:19:02 <Mira> "Well, Liadain knows all sorts of moves that used to belong to legendaries - maybe she knows something we don't."
  1386. Jul 23 17:19:07 <Mira> "It's worth a shot, I think."
  1387. Jul 23 17:19:09 <Mira> "Maybe?"
  1388. Jul 23 17:19:31 <DamienLunas> "Like what?"
  1389. Jul 23 17:19:36 <Klarkralk> "Maybe..."
  1390. Jul 23 17:19:39 <HopeOnaRope> "Oh, I don't think I've seen much of her. Is she the pokemon with the little brush for a tail?"
  1391. Jul 23 17:20:41 <Mira> "If I knew, I wouldn't be asking her. :T"
  1392. Jul 23 17:20:48 <Mira> "And yeah, Hope. She's a Smeargle."
  1393. Jul 23 17:21:07 <HopeOnaRope> "Well, it's worth a shot. Either way..."
  1394. Jul 23 17:21:24 <Klarkralk> "Well how did she get them?"
  1395. Jul 23 17:21:59 <Mira> "Smeargle can copy other Pokemon's moves."
  1396. Jul 23 17:22:37 <Mira> "...So, should I ask her?"
  1397. Jul 23 17:22:42 <DamienLunas> "If you think it'll work."
  1398. Jul 23 17:23:13 <Arthur> "What is there to lose?"
  1399. Jul 23 17:23:52 <DamienLunas> "By all means, go ahead."
  1400. Jul 23 17:24:06  Mira calls out Lia. :3c
  1401. Jul 23 17:24:33 <DamienLunas> <Hello there dearie. You wanted to talk to me?>
  1402. Jul 23 17:27:03 <Mira> "Um yeah. All those skills you know - how exactly did you come by them?"
  1403. Jul 23 17:27:37 <DamienLunas> <I thought I told you before, Dearie.>
  1404. Jul 23 17:28:10 <DamienLunas> <I saw them all at this wonderful festival honoring the Souls of Fire and Lightning.>
  1405. Jul 23 17:28:26 <DamienLunas> <Well, except for the one from the Bringer of Winter.>
  1406. Jul 23 17:28:36 <Mira> <A festival?>
  1407. Jul 23 17:29:00 <DamienLunas> <I learned that one after journeying to the north pole.>
  1408. Jul 23 17:29:39 <DamienLunas> <It's a wonderful festival held every 300 years.>
  1409. Jul 23 17:30:24 <Saru> (sorry got called away, back)
  1410. Jul 23 17:30:31 <DamienLunas> "The Festival of Balance. My, it was a long while since one of those happened. Even I wasn't around for it."
  1411. Jul 23 17:31:17 <Mira> "....How long ago was it?"
  1412. Jul 23 17:31:24 <DamienLunas> <Well once I saw them performing their beautiful attacks, I sketched them down and decided that from then on I'd capture as many beautiful legendary techniques as I could, and I wouldn't have anything less.>
  1413. Jul 23 17:31:37 <DamienLunas> <Oh my... many years...>
  1414. Jul 23 17:32:26 <DamienLunas> <I would say... somewhere around one hundred and thirty?>
  1415. Jul 23 17:33:32 <Mira> "...That long ago? That would mean..."
  1416. Jul 23 17:33:43 <Mira> Mira realizes what she's about to say and shuts her mouth again.
  1417. Jul 23 17:34:55 <DamienLunas> <Was there anything else?>
  1418. Jul 23 17:35:39 <Mira> "Um, no, I don't really think so. Thanks anyway."
  1419. Jul 23 17:35:39  Mira slumps.
  1420. Jul 23 17:36:12 <Arthur> "What about the Soul of Ice's, then. Did anything ASIDE from it have them?"
  1421. Jul 23 17:36:34 <DamienLunas> <Excuse me?>
  1422. Jul 23 17:37:27 <Arthur> "Just asking whether we could conceivably find those moves anywhere in the world."
  1423. Jul 23 17:37:39 <Arthur> "Aside from Metronome and a whole lot of patience."
  1424. Jul 23 17:37:54 <Mira> (brb)
  1425. Jul 23 17:40:08 <DamienLunas> <Oh my, yes. I rather think it would be impossible to find a pokemon that knows those techniques. Why they would have had to have been alive since before recorded history! I did meet that Bringer of Winter, you know, and he said to me that he had completely forgotten how to use those techniques in any way.>
  1426. Jul 23 17:41:16 <DamienLunas> <A shame, really. After all I see two wonderful legendary pokemon right in front of me, and I can't even ask for their techniques because I forgot how to sketch them.>
  1427. Jul 23 17:41:17  Klarkralk "Before recorded history...." Looks over to Celebii. "I would guess that would be a big NO on a little field trip?"
  1428. Jul 23 17:42:12 <DamienLunas> "Big one. Time travel is strictly forbidden unless it is expressly wished by the Supreme King, Master of Time, or part of a wish from that Wish Maker."
  1429. Jul 23 17:42:35  Arthur sighs. "Of course. And we can't just have Six ask politely, can we."
  1430. Jul 23 17:43:46 <HopeOnaRope> "Well, it's okay. You have three months to remember before Manaphy leaves." :3c
  1431. Jul 23 17:43:52  HopeOnaRope says to the Smeargle.
  1432. Jul 23 17:44:09 <HopeOnaRope> "Assuming he wouldn't mind in the first place."
  1433. Jul 23 17:44:15 <DamienLunas> <Usually when I'm having trouble remembering something I like to have a cup of tea. But in this case I think one of those berries would help a bit more.>
  1434. Jul 23 17:44:51 <Arthur> "Either way, we're tying our heads in a knot over something that doesn't need to be figured out here and now. AND we have more than three months, being as we only really need Kyurem for Xenosect, not the Beast."
  1435. Jul 23 17:45:19 <HopeOnaRope> "Yeah, let's roll with things. For now, we focus on the Beast."
  1436. Jul 23 17:45:25 <Saru> "Yeah."
  1437. Jul 23 17:46:19 <Arthur> "So, Saru. About time for your decision. Where first?"
  1438. Jul 23 17:47:02 <DamienLunas> <It would be nice to have one of those memory berries for myself, but I can be patient of course. It isn't as though I'll forget how to use that technique any more than I already have.> :P
  1439. Jul 23 17:47:34 <Saru> "Well, I would like to help out the knights."
  1440. Jul 23 17:48:00 <HopeOnaRope> "So if we're going to see Groudon... Manaphy, you said something about the Sky King?"
  1441. Jul 23 17:48:10 <HopeOnaRope> "Was that the title?"
  1442. Jul 23 17:48:19  HopeOnaRope scratches her head, trying to remember.
  1443. Jul 23 17:49:14 <DamienLunas> "The King of the Sky."
  1444. Jul 23 17:50:09 <DamienLunas> "Although..."
  1445. Jul 23 17:50:39 <DamienLunas> "Healing the Bringer of Life could be important as well. The more time he'd have to rejuvinate the earth, the better."
  1446. Jul 23 17:50:49 <HopeOnaRope> "Mhm."
  1447. Jul 23 17:50:59 <HopeOnaRope> "That's a good point, we might want to do that sooner than later."
  1448. Jul 23 17:52:37 <Saru> "Yeah. Why don't we do that first, then?"
  1449. Jul 23 17:53:02 <Arthur> "In which case, I have a proposition."
  1450. Jul 23 17:53:32 <Arthur> "It'll take a REALLY long time to go to one end of the world, then go all the way to the other."
  1451. Jul 23 17:53:38 <Arthur> "So why don't we split?"
  1452. Jul 23 17:54:08 <Saru> "I don't know..."
  1453. Jul 23 17:54:13 <HopeOnaRope> "But if we have to get into a fight..."
  1454. Jul 23 17:54:17 <Arthur> "I go to Tornadus, contract him, everyone else goes to Thundurus and talks."
  1455. Jul 23 17:54:40 <DamienLunas> "I think it'd probably be best if you contracted thundurus as well." :/
  1456. Jul 23 17:54:46 <Arthur> "What, me?"
  1457. Jul 23 17:54:51 <DamienLunas> "Just someone."
  1458. Jul 23 17:55:22 <Arthur> "Mmn... Either way, you have my ball ready? Full power, no divinity, out of combat on his terms save for healing the Bringer of Life?"
  1459. Jul 23 17:55:56  Hope ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  1460. Jul 23 17:56:01 <DamienLunas> "It might be difficult to ask him to put aside his differences with Tornadus."
  1461. Jul 23 17:56:11 <DamienLunas> "He did sort of attack the phantoms last time."
  1462. Jul 23 17:56:15 <Arthur> "Up to you guys, I guess."
  1463. Jul 23 17:56:16 <Hope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  1464. Jul 23 17:58:13  HopeOnaRope has quit (Ping timeout)
  1465. Jul 23 17:58:34 <Arthur> "BUT contracting him leaves how many balls over?"
  1466. Jul 23 17:59:30 <Hope> "We've used one on Celebi and Manaphy... One was made for Keldeo..."
  1467. Jul 23 18:00:04 <DamienLunas> "One for Victini, one for Tornadus, one for Jirachi, one for Kyurem."
  1468. Jul 23 18:00:18 <DamienLunas> "That's 7. Thundurus makes 8."
  1469. Jul 23 18:00:39 <Hope> "Mm."
  1470. Jul 23 18:00:47 <Hope> (God of war victini or luck victini)
  1471. Jul 23 18:01:43 <Arthur> (good question)
  1472. Jul 23 18:01:53 <Hope> (Six wanted the war god didn't he)
  1473. Jul 23 18:01:57 <Arthur> (doxykins, you're the one contracting, which is it)
  1474. Jul 23 18:02:01 <Hope> (But Arthur was yammering about the luck goddess earlier)
  1475. Jul 23 18:02:18 <Arthur> (It feels like either would work)
  1476. Jul 23 18:03:17 <DamienLunas> (No it won't)
  1477. Jul 23 18:03:36 <DamienLunas> (God of luck is nearly impossible to find.)
  1478. Jul 23 18:05:34 <DamienLunas> (it is essentially 1/549755813888 odds to find it.)
  1479. Jul 23 18:06:47 <Arthur> (either way)
  1480. Jul 23 18:06:49 <DamienLunas> (He wants the god of victory.)
  1481. Jul 23 18:07:00 <Hope> (Oh)
  1482. Jul 23 18:07:02 <Hope> (Victory)
  1483. Jul 23 18:07:04 <Arthur> (where is he)
  1484. Jul 23 18:07:05 <Hope> (Whoops :3c)
  1485. Jul 23 18:07:15 <DamienLunas> (he's not here. He has to pick up his brother again.)
  1486. Jul 23 18:07:34 <Arthur> (so)
  1487. Jul 23 18:07:35  [Mira] ([email protected]): ...
  1488. Jul 23 18:07:35  [Mira] #TurfWars #SpoinksInSpace #HappyTimeAgain #RocketRumble #L5Rooc #pokeymans #suptg
  1489. Jul 23 18:07:35  [Mira] xen.thisisnotatrueending.com :sup/tg/
  1490. Jul 23 18:07:35  [Mira] idle 00:20:00, signon: Fri Jul 22 18:14:47
  1491. Jul 23 18:07:35  [Mira] End of WHOIS list.
  1492. Jul 23 18:08:04 <Arthur> "If you're okay with using one more, there we go. When do we start, tomorrow?"
  1493. Jul 23 18:08:33 <DamienLunas> "Saru? It's up to you."
  1494. Jul 23 18:09:55 <Saru> "Tomorrow is good. And to heal the Bringer of Life, we need tornadus?"
  1495. Jul 23 18:10:12 <DamienLunas> "Not so much heal as 'Wake up' But yes."
  1496. Jul 23 18:10:16 <Hope> "Tornadus AND his brother, from what I understand."
  1497. Jul 23 18:10:46 <Hope> "That phantom in the gym... that was just a shadow of Tornadus itself, right? It wasn't really there."
  1498. Jul 23 18:10:53 <Arthur> "Seems that way."
  1499. Jul 23 18:10:56 <DamienLunas> "Probably."
  1500. Jul 23 18:11:15 <Saru> "So we find Tornadus and his brother, starting with Tornadus I think. Then we wake the Bringer of Life."
  1501. Jul 23 18:11:23 <Saru> (also no one explained what our other options were when i asked)
  1502. Jul 23 18:11:46 <Arthur> "We can do both at the same time, or at least in the same timeframe, if you'll let me do it alone."
  1503. Jul 23 18:11:59 <Arthur> "Carter did. It shouldn't be hard... or rather, shouldn't be impossible."
  1504. Jul 23 18:12:16 <Klarkralk> "Is that wise though? We can do the impossible but we have always done it as a group."
  1505. Jul 23 18:12:21  Hope shakes her head. "Do you really have that much confidence in yourself?"
  1506. Jul 23 18:12:29 <Arthur> "I've got twice as much."
  1507. Jul 23 18:12:47 <Hope> (inb4 stay with your friends arthur)
  1508. Jul 23 18:13:46 <Hope> "Either way... who gets Thundurus, then? The person's name has to be on the ball."
  1509. Jul 23 18:14:14 <Arthur> "The contract can be just until the Bringer of Life is awake, right? No other use?"
  1510. Jul 23 18:14:29 <Arthur> "Unless someone DOES want to use Thundurus..."
  1511. Jul 23 18:14:33 <Klarkralk> "Huh, guess we are out of balls to help Shaymin then.."
  1512. Jul 23 18:14:37 <DamienLunas> "The contract would be made out to have the user immediately use him to awaken the bringer of life."
  1513. Jul 23 18:14:45 <DamienLunas> "And no, Klark. We have 10."
  1514. Jul 23 18:14:59 <Mira> (back)
  1515. Jul 23 18:15:07 <DamienLunas> "Thundurus makes 8."
  1516. Jul 23 18:15:07 <Klarkralk> "Oh good."
  1517. Jul 23 18:15:14 <Mira> "...Hm. I wonder if there are legendaries that can be convinced without the ball."
  1518. Jul 23 18:15:25 <DamienLunas> "To fight alongside you? I don't think so."
  1519. Jul 23 18:15:32 <DamienLunas> "To help you, I'd say yes."
  1520. Jul 23 18:15:47 <DamienLunas> "After all, Mesprit helped us without a contract."
  1521. Jul 23 18:15:56 <DamienLunas> "I expect landorus might too."
  1522. Jul 23 18:16:01 <Mira> "That's what I meant. Because we're running out of balls."
  1523. Jul 23 18:16:07 <DamienLunas> "Do we need that many more?"
  1524. Jul 23 18:16:24 <Arthur> "Doesn't seem that way."
  1525. Jul 23 18:16:27 <Hope> "Mm."
  1526. Jul 23 18:16:56 <Hope> "One thing."
  1527. Jul 23 18:17:11 <Arthur> "Unless we don't need to contract Shaymin and decide that hey, why kill it when you could just force the Beast into a contract stating it can't do anything ever again." .B
  1528. Jul 23 18:17:30 <Hope> "Arthur, you called the Beast of Genesis... Mew..."Two", correct?"
  1529. Jul 23 18:17:39 <Arthur> "That's what they said."
  1530. Jul 23 18:18:04 <Saru> "Is there a Mewone then?"
  1531. Jul 23 18:18:09 <Arthur> "And like everything else in that laboratory, Dr. Jane called it her daughter."
  1532. Jul 23 18:18:09 <DamienLunas> "There's a Mew."
  1533. Jul 23 18:18:12 <Hope> "What's its connection to the sprite? ...We probably don't need to contract Mew specifically, but we should probably check it out."
  1534. Jul 23 18:18:19 <Arthur> "...Who knows..."
  1535. Jul 23 18:18:25 <Arthur> "What color is the sprite?"
  1536. Jul 23 18:18:35 <DamienLunas> "It's pink."
  1537. Jul 23 18:18:39 <Arthur> "Well."
  1538. Jul 23 18:18:45 <Arthur> "She had a pink spot on her aura, so."
  1539. Jul 23 18:18:56 <DamienLunas> "That Dr. Jane likely met mew."
  1540. Jul 23 18:18:57  Mira bites on her lip and looks uneasy.
  1541. Jul 23 18:19:00 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  1542. Jul 23 18:19:13 <DamienLunas> "Then..."
  1543. Jul 23 18:19:16 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1544. Jul 23 18:19:29 <Hope> "The woman who gave birth to the beast..."
  1545. Jul 23 18:19:36 <Arthur> "...Yeah."
  1546. Jul 23 18:19:40 <Hope> "Mewtwo is Mew's child? I didn't think it was so literal."
  1547. Jul 23 18:19:41 <DamienLunas> "I believe she found a way to use Mew's DNA and her own to produce Mewtwo."
  1548. Jul 23 18:19:42 <Arthur> "Guess she wasn't entirely wrong."
  1549. Jul 23 18:20:02 <Saru> "That sounds kind of gross."
  1550. Jul 23 18:20:05 <Klarkralk> "Weird."
  1551. Jul 23 18:20:06 <DamienLunas> "But that still leaves one question."
  1552. Jul 23 18:20:15 <DamienLunas> "What is the connection to you, Mira."
  1553. Jul 23 18:20:25  Klarkralk "Wait..." Looks at Arthur, and then back to Mira.
  1554. Jul 23 18:20:46  Hope looks over at Mira.
  1555. Jul 23 18:20:53 <Arthur> "Well, her genetic daughter that wasn't a pokemon also happened to look a great deal like Mira."
  1556. Jul 23 18:21:05 <Hope> "...relatives?"
  1557. Jul 23 18:22:10 <Saru> "This is really complicated isn't it?"
  1558. Jul 23 18:22:10 <Klarkralk> "This just get more surreal every time we think we figure something out."
  1559. Jul 23 18:22:43  Hope waits for Mira to collect herself and say something.
  1560. Jul 23 18:22:44 <Mira> "...I'm not feeling well. I think I'm going to go lie down..."
  1561. Jul 23 18:22:51 <Arthur> "Go ahead.
  1562. Jul 23 18:23:00 <Hope> :I
  1563. Jul 23 18:23:05 <Hope> "...Okay."
  1564. Jul 23 18:23:08 <DamienLunas> "Mira. This is important."
  1565. Jul 23 18:23:11  Mira nods and gets up, picking up Liadain as she does.
  1566. Jul 23 18:23:38 <Arthur> "Hey, if she doesn't want to face up to it, that's her problem. They're all dead anyway."
  1567. Jul 23 18:23:40 <Klarkralk> (Inb4 Mira is MewThree/Four)
  1568. Jul 23 18:23:50  Hope checks Mira's aura. :B
  1569. Jul 23 18:23:52 <DamienLunas> "I have a feeling I know exactly what's going on here. But I need you to confirm it."
  1570. Jul 23 18:24:08 <Arthur> "Then again, this'd be the second time in a row..."
  1571. Jul 23 18:24:10 <DamienLunas> As always, it's white, with the blue and purple beads.
  1572. Jul 23 18:25:12 <Mira> "I..."
  1573. Jul 23 18:26:00 <Mira> "I don't really know anything, sorry."
  1574. Jul 23 18:26:15 <Arthur> "You weren't even asked the question yet."
  1575. Jul 23 18:26:23 <Arthur> "I mean, you knew who Carter was."
  1576. Jul 23 18:26:25 <DamienLunas> "It's a simple one."
  1577. Jul 23 18:26:35 <DamienLunas> "Was your mother's name Mary."
  1578. Jul 23 18:26:53 <Mira> "...Yes?"
  1579. Jul 23 18:27:16 <DamienLunas> "Then it really is exactly as I suspected."
  1580. Jul 23 18:27:38 <DamienLunas> "I gathered a lot of information. Some from my nightmares. Some from ex-rocket employees before they died."
  1581. Jul 23 18:28:08 <DamienLunas> "That woman who created Mewtwo, and the pokemon that caused this disaster, was none other than your Grandmother, Mira."
  1582. Jul 23 18:28:16  Hope sits down and listens to more exposition. =O
  1583. Jul 23 18:28:34 <DamienLunas> "And your mother was a reluctant employee as well."
  1584. Jul 23 18:28:45 <Arthur> "Keep in mind, the Beast-- Deoxys-2, that is, had Dr. Jane's DNA in it as well."
  1585. Jul 23 18:29:01 <DamienLunas> "Probably as a measure to control it, right?"
  1586. Jul 23 18:29:09 <Arthur> "'s what she said."
  1587. Jul 23 18:29:13  Mira stays silent and still for a few moments, then turns and walks out.
  1588. Jul 23 18:29:21 <Arthur> "...Ha."
  1589. Jul 23 18:29:40 <Hope> :<
  1590. Jul 23 18:29:42 <Hope> "Mira..."
  1591. Jul 23 18:30:03 <DamienLunas> "I'll give you time to think about it if you need to."
  1592. Jul 23 18:30:04  Arthur gets up and brushes himself off. "It's not wrong to fault people who can't stand up to things like that. God knows I wanted to throw up."
  1593. Jul 23 18:30:29 <DamienLunas> "Mira..." =:<
  1594. Jul 23 18:30:33 <Arthur> "What is there to think about? Shit happened, as a result, we have this."
  1595. Jul 23 18:30:45 <Arthur> "Can't go back and fix it, we can only clean up after it and we will."
  1596. Jul 23 18:30:49 <DamienLunas> "There's probably a lot going through her head right now."
  1597. Jul 23 18:31:51 <DamienLunas> Manaphy waddles after Mira.
  1598. Jul 23 18:31:59 <Arthur> "All I can say is that if she goes through that whole self-pity take all the blame for something she had absolutely no hand in horseshit, I WILL... Ugh. Don't even know what I'd want to do."
  1599. Jul 23 18:32:00 <Hope> "...Go ahead, Manaphy."
  1600. Jul 23 18:32:17 <Hope> "I don't think the rest of us could get through to her right now..."
  1601. Jul 23 18:32:36 <DamienLunas> (walks out where though?)
  1602. Jul 23 18:32:39  Klarkralk Nods. "All of this is just..Crazy."
  1603. Jul 23 18:32:40 <DamienLunas> (You guys were outside)
  1604. Jul 23 18:32:50 <Arthur> (so walked in really)
  1605. Jul 23 18:34:49 <Hope> "She's just having to face herself. In a different way than Arthur did."
  1606. Jul 23 18:34:56 <Hope> "She'll pull through."
  1607. Jul 23 18:35:31 <Arthur> "She'd better."
  1608. Jul 23 18:37:11 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  1609. Jul 23 18:37:26 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1610. Jul 23 18:39:22  Klarkralk Shakes his head. "Guess it was childish to hope that after we united Ribbonwood all this sort of stuff would be over."
  1611. Jul 23 18:39:24 <Arthur> (what now)
  1612. Jul 23 18:39:34 <Arthur> (are we waiting until after PM shit is done to do something else or)
  1613. Jul 23 18:40:53 <Hope> "We'll have the peace we're fighting for some day."
  1614. Jul 23 18:41:18  Hope grasps Manaphy's contract ball, looking at it, even though he's not nearby.
  1615. Jul 23 18:43:19 <DamienLunas> Gorgeous sighs...
  1616. Jul 23 18:43:23 <DamienLunas> "Yeah."
  1617. Jul 23 18:43:27 <DamienLunas> "One day we'll have that peace."
  1618. Jul 23 18:44:00 <Hope> "The future's already in our hands, right?"
  1619. Jul 23 18:44:24 <Hope> "Anyway, I should probably go check up on those eggs."
  1620. Jul 23 18:44:57 <Hope> "Six's hatched yesterday before we left, and I was hoping I didn't miss anymore."
  1621. Jul 23 18:44:58 <DamienLunas> "Right."
  1622. Jul 23 18:45:10  Hope heads back inside for now.
  1623. Jul 23 18:45:14 <DamienLunas> (mira's should hatch today, right?)
  1624. Jul 23 18:45:19 <Hope> (Yeah)
  1625. Jul 23 18:47:22 <Saru> (so Six grabbed a Kitsunoh, Mira got the dragon-thing, who else got what?)
  1626. Jul 23 18:48:11 <Arthur> (stiiiill waiting on someone to actually step up and outright say they're taking the shift before considering a revenankh
  1627. Jul 23 18:48:14 <Hope> (Nothing else yet)
  1628. Jul 23 18:48:19 <Hope> (I'm waiting on a voodoom)
  1629. Jul 23 18:48:37 <Hope> (I can't really think of anything of mine I'd flying shift, Arthur)
  1630. Jul 23 18:48:53 <Mira> (I've already said I wasn't interested in one)
  1631. Jul 23 18:48:54 <Hope> (Unless I wanted to give an eeveelution wings
  1632. Jul 23 18:49:01 <Saru> (itd be funny to type shift Sai-fon almost...)
  1633. Jul 23 18:49:20 <Arthur> (well until someone says for sure and absolute yes)
  1634. Jul 23 18:49:37 <Hope> (DL, what would happen if Trixie level X was part flying)
  1635. Jul 23 18:50:02 <Saru> (was Klark gonna take the stratagem?)
  1636. Jul 23 18:50:10 <Hope> (only really considering it because)
  1637. Jul 23 18:50:17 <Hope> (Trixie's first miracle form was flying)
  1638. Jul 23 18:50:22 <DamienLunas> (it'd be confusing and bluh)
  1639. Jul 23 18:50:48 <Hope> (Probably don't want articuno Dixie)
  1640. Jul 23 18:50:48 <Klarkralk> (I was thinign Krillawatt or Pyroak)
  1641. Jul 23 18:51:02 <Hope> (Three flying types besides that)
  1642. Jul 23 18:51:06 <Hope> (and two waters)
  1643. Jul 23 18:51:13 <Hope> (All the fucked for electric)
  1644. Jul 23 18:51:37 <Hope> (And I think I want to keep Voodoom's default typing)
  1645. Jul 23 18:51:44 <Saru> (ah okay, ill get a strategem then. having a rock type with heavy SpAtk would fit a hole in my team)
  1646. Jul 23 18:51:49 <Saru> (rock... flying?)
  1647. Jul 23 18:51:49 <Hope> (That said, shift his bastiodon)
  1648. Jul 23 18:52:30 <Arthur> (If he really wants it)
  1649. Jul 23 18:52:35 <Arthur> (and not just sorta :B)
  1650. Jul 23 18:53:10 <Mira> (well, it's not like the rest of us want it, and you don't wanna be stuck going WHO WANTS FLYING SHIFT forever)
  1651. Jul 23 18:53:23 <Arthur> (THEN CONSIDER IT DONE)
  1652. Jul 23 18:53:24 <Klarkralk> (I will out right say it here: I would love to have my Bastidon be Flying/Steel and be allthewall. But only if you don't want a flying mummy)
  1653. Jul 23 18:53:28 <Hope> (Just use your flying shift on Hope)
  1654. Jul 23 18:53:39 <Hope> (Hope herself)
  1655. Jul 23 18:53:42 <Hope> (Give her wings)
  1656. Jul 23 18:53:49 <Klarkralk> (Hope is now a flying type. Flying/Mom)
  1657. Jul 23 18:53:52 <Arthur> (if arthur could use it on a person he'd use it on himself.)
  1658. Jul 23 18:54:03 <Hope> (You're carter why can't you fly already)
  1659. Jul 23 18:54:10 <Arthur> (CAN I?)
  1660. Jul 23 18:54:29 <Klarkralk> (MINDPOWERS)
  1661. Jul 23 18:54:57 <Saru> (she's already Saru's angel)
  1662. Jul 23 18:55:03 <Hope> (<:3c)
  1663. Jul 23 18:55:10 <Mira> (hurk)
  1664. Jul 23 18:55:26 <DamienLunas> Anyway
  1665. Jul 23 18:55:31 <Arthur> (CAN I FLY DL)
  1666. Jul 23 18:55:33 <DamienLunas> hope heads inside to check on her eggs
  1667. Jul 23 18:55:36 <DamienLunas> (only a little.)
  1668. Jul 23 18:55:38 <Arthur> (also shift is for-sure going on bastiodon.)
  1669. Jul 23 18:55:55 <DamienLunas> (but that's weiiird.)
  1670. Jul 23 18:55:57 <Arthur> (and what constitutes a little)
  1671. Jul 23 18:56:05 <DamienLunas> (You should just give it to Rusila)
  1672. Jul 23 18:56:08 <DamienLunas> (Flying wailord.)
  1673. Jul 23 18:56:09 <Arthur> (what do you mean weird. it meshes incredibly well with the level x effect)
  1674. Jul 23 18:56:25 <Arthur> (flying/steel and rock cover each other's weaknesses well)
  1675. Jul 23 18:56:48 <Arthur> (i mean if people would rather do flying wailord sure)
  1676. Jul 23 18:57:03 <DamienLunas> Hope notices that the cyclohm egg looks like it might hatch soon
  1677. Jul 23 18:57:05 <Saru> (give it to the bastiodon unless EVERYONE else wants to see a flying wailord)
  1678. Jul 23 18:58:19 <DamienLunas> however mira is busy talking to Manaphy in her room.
  1679. Jul 23 19:00:05 <DamienLunas> Gorgeous sits back and pats his Horse on the neck.
  1680. Jul 23 19:00:41  Klarkralk Gets the kinks out of his back and mutters to himself about working on the garden.
  1681. Jul 23 19:01:38 <Saru> (augh i have another game about to start)
  1682. Jul 23 19:02:10 <DamienLunas> (argh fine we'll finish up here.)
  1683. Jul 23 19:02:15 <DamienLunas> "So, Saru."
  1684. Jul 23 19:02:26 <DamienLunas> "Are you sure you want to leave tomorrow?"
  1685. Jul 23 19:02:32 <DamienLunas> "Or would you like a bit of time to relax."
  1686. Jul 23 19:02:40 <Saru> "Well... the sooner we get started the sooner we finish."
  1687. Jul 23 19:03:12 <Saru> "But, it would be nice to have a bit of break."
  1688. Jul 23 19:03:51 <DamienLunas> "I could let you relax here in Ribbonwood..."
  1689. Jul 23 19:04:00 <DamienLunas> "Or I could take you all somewhere nice to another part of the country."
  1690. Jul 23 19:04:08 <DamienLunas> "Or the world, really."
  1691. Jul 23 19:04:30  Saru considers. "You know what? Let's take one day off. Somewhere new."
  1692. Jul 23 19:06:18 <DamienLunas> "I'd be happy to arrange that."
  1693. Jul 23 19:06:51 <DamienLunas> "I could take you somewhere like Castia City, my hometown."
  1694. Jul 23 19:07:01 <DamienLunas> "It's pretty nice now that it's the capital."
  1695. Jul 23 19:07:22 <Saru> "That might be fun."
  1696. Jul 23 19:07:44 <Saru> "That, or somewhere really far off and different.:
  1697. Jul 23 19:09:29  Hope won't bother Mira until it looks like it IS hatching
  1698. Jul 23 19:11:05  Saru grins. "Maybe you can surprise us, gramps"
  1699. Jul 23 19:11:44 <DamienLunas> "Well there are some nice places in Sinnoh..."
  1700. Jul 23 19:11:50  Arthur has been staring at the tree this entire time... before cracking up.
  1701. Jul 23 19:11:53 <DamienLunas> "The place I took Arthur was decent. What do you think about there?"
  1702. Jul 23 19:11:59 <Arthur> "HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHHHOLY SHIT. WE ARE STUPID."
  1703. Jul 23 19:12:02 <Arthur> "Or at least were."
  1704. Jul 23 19:12:03 <Saru> "Sure!"
  1705. Jul 23 19:12:09 <Arthur> "Oh man."
  1706. Jul 23 19:12:18 <Arthur> "I just got it."
  1707. Jul 23 19:12:27 <Arthur> "This is almost too simple to work, but if it does..."
  1708. Jul 23 19:12:48 <Arthur> "Sorry for the interruption, but really."
  1709. Jul 23 19:13:32 <Arthur> "But I THINK I may have just solved the Kyurem thing."
  1710. Jul 23 19:14:49 <DamienLunas> "Oh? What's that?"
  1711. Jul 23 19:15:09 <Hope> (Ahaha)
  1712. Jul 23 19:15:12 <Hope> (I just got it too)
  1713. Jul 23 19:15:16 <Hope> (Oh fuck that's genius)
  1714. Jul 23 19:15:17 <Arthur> "Okay, so."
  1715. Jul 23 19:15:24 <Mira> (what)
  1716. Jul 23 19:15:25 <Arthur> "Kyurem forgot the techniques."
  1717. Jul 23 19:15:28 <Arthur> "Right?"
  1718. Jul 23 19:15:35 <Mira> (OH I GET IT)
  1719. Jul 23 19:15:37 <Arthur> "...So we give it a memory berry."
  1720. Jul 23 19:16:28 <Klarkralk> (Ahahaha)
  1721. Jul 23 19:16:31 <DamienLunas> "... true..."
  1722. Jul 23 19:16:38 <DamienLunas> "But is a memory berry powerful enough is the question?"
  1723. Jul 23 19:16:48 <DamienLunas> "If there was a way to increase the potency of a berry..."
  1724. Jul 23 19:16:52 <Arthur> "Dunno. Rise berries come in two flavors."
  1725. Jul 23 19:16:59 <Arthur> "...HEY KLARK"
  1726. Jul 23 19:17:51 <Arthur> (or ask the satisfaction mystic I guess)
  1727. Jul 23 19:18:18 <Klarkralk> "Huh, yeah?"
  1728. Jul 23 19:18:41 <Arthur> "You just heard the man."
  1729. Jul 23 19:20:14 <Klarkralk> "Increase...I don't think we have the means to...Unless I am forgetting something...Well I can try."
  1730. Jul 23 19:20:20 <Arthur> (OR)
  1731. Jul 23 19:20:24 <Arthur> (ORRRR)
  1732. Jul 23 19:20:27 <Arthur> (put it in a shuckle)
  1733. Jul 23 19:20:34 <Klarkralk> (Shuckle =D)
  1734. Jul 23 19:20:35 <Saru> (i need to derp off to this other game)
  1735. Jul 23 19:20:41 <Hope> (Bye Gorbash)
  1736. Jul 23 19:20:47 <Klarkralk> (Later Gorby)
  1737. Jul 23 19:20:58 <Saru> (byebye)
  1738. Jul 23 19:21:01 * Saru is now known as Peregrine
  1739. Jul 23 19:21:06 <DamienLunas> "... applesauce."
  1740. Jul 23 19:21:14 <Arthur> "Applesauce what."
  1741. Jul 23 19:21:16 <Klarkralk> "Applesauce?"
  1742. Jul 23 19:21:53 <DamienLunas> "When you want to split 27 apples among 28 people you make applesauce."
  1743. Jul 23 19:22:07 <DamienLunas> "And you make those 27 apples into one."
  1744. Jul 23 19:22:20 <Arthur> "So we make... memory berry sauce?"
  1745. Jul 23 19:22:30 <DamienLunas> "You concentrate it into a single item."
  1746. Jul 23 19:22:41 <DamienLunas> "And when you want to concentrate a berry you make berry juice."
  1747. Jul 23 19:22:52 <DamienLunas> "Berry juice can be made by putting a berry in a shuckle..."
  1748. Jul 23 19:23:14 <DamienLunas> "If you put it in even longer it crystalizes and turns into candy."
  1749. Jul 23 19:23:26 <Klarkralk> "Memory Candy?"
  1750. Jul 23 19:23:36 <Arthur> "Man, if it's this easy..."
  1751. Jul 23 19:23:44 <Arthur> "I don't think I even really need to CONTRACT Tornadus."
  1752. Jul 23 19:24:05 <Arthur> "I could just get Kyurem for both the Beast and Xenosect."
  1753. Jul 23 19:24:06 <DamienLunas> "Why wouldn't you need to do that?"
  1754. Jul 23 19:24:06 <Klarkralk> "Hmm. It'd be nice to have a shuckle on had if it can do that anyway..."
  1755. Jul 23 19:24:35 <Arthur> "Also, we saw a couple Shuckles over near one of the dead zones and on the island."
  1756. Jul 23 19:24:42 <Arthur> "They're in no short supply."
  1757. Jul 23 19:24:54 <Arthur> "And as for why, well."
  1758. Jul 23 19:25:09 <Arthur> "It depends on whether this Soul of Ice thing is temporary or permanent."
  1759. Jul 23 19:25:34 <Arthur> "And hey, Tornadus was really friendly with Carter, I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing me one little favor with no contracts necessary."
  1760. Jul 23 19:26:10 <Arthur> "But either way, I have a feeling a restored Kyurem would probably help a lot more and in a lot more ways."
  1761. Jul 23 19:27:35 <Arthur> "So. Grab a shuckle first, still do the whole thing with the brothers, but only use up one contract ball instead of two..."
  1762. Jul 23 19:27:48  Klarkralk Nods. "Yeah. Hmm. Should we try the berry thing out on somethign before we do it on Kyurem? Or leave it to fate when the time comes?"
  1763. Jul 23 19:28:14 <Arthur> "If this doesn't work, we can always grab a Clefairy and a PP up and spend however long it takes using Metronome."
  1764. Jul 23 19:28:48 <DamienLunas> "Well, that memory candy would take quite a long time to make."
  1765. Jul 23 19:28:54 <DamienLunas> "But if you're fine with waiting..."
  1766. Jul 23 19:28:55 <Arthur> "How long?"
  1767. Jul 23 19:29:23 <Arthur> "If it's a serious amount of time, then we can start it now, put it in, and leave it waiting while we do everything else."
  1768. Jul 23 19:31:35 <DamienLunas> "Hmm..."
  1769. Jul 23 19:31:38 <DamienLunas> "About... two months."
  1770. Jul 23 19:31:44 <Arthur> "...Ow."
  1771. Jul 23 19:31:50 <DamienLunas> "You have three left on the contracts."
  1772. Jul 23 19:32:24 <Arthur> "We'll just make it, but... How long will all the traveling take, assuming we want to visit both brothers, Sky Island, then track down Terrakion, and visit Shaymin and Mew?"
  1773. Jul 23 19:32:36 <Arthur> "AND catch Victini and Jirachi on top of that..."
  1774. Jul 23 19:32:55 <Klarkralk> "Man, we are ambitious as hell."
  1775. Jul 23 19:33:27 <DamienLunas> (hey hope?)
  1776. Jul 23 19:33:37 <Hope> (Yo)
  1777. Jul 23 19:33:40  Mira chooses that moment to head back. :3c
  1778. Jul 23 19:33:42 <DamienLunas> Mira's egg is hatching!
  1779. Jul 23 19:33:47 <Hope> =O
  1780. Jul 23 19:33:59  Hope throws open her door.
  1781. Jul 23 19:34:06 <Hope> "MIIIIIIIIRAAAA! Your egg is hatching!"
  1782. Jul 23 19:34:07 <DamienLunas> roll dex both of you
  1783. Jul 23 19:34:18 <Hope> 1d20-4
  1784. Jul 23 19:34:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20-4: 2 [1d20=6]
  1785. Jul 23 19:34:22 <DamienLunas> Mira? :3c
  1786. Jul 23 19:36:03 <Hope> (Mira Mira Mira)
  1787. Jul 23 19:36:09 <Hope> (Mira Mira on the wall)
  1788. Jul 23 19:36:13 <Mira> 1d20-2
  1789. Jul 23 19:36:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20-2: -1 [1d20=1]
  1790. Jul 23 19:36:15 <Hope> (Who's the fairest Beast of all)
  1791. Jul 23 19:36:21 <Mira> (:c)
  1792. Jul 23 19:38:01 <DamienLunas> oh dear
  1793. Jul 23 19:38:08 <DamienLunas> Both of you run smack into eachother
  1794. Jul 23 19:38:11 <Hope> WHAM
  1795. Jul 23 19:38:16 <Mira> WHAP
  1796. Jul 23 19:38:17  Hope falls over, dazed.
  1797. Jul 23 19:38:18 <DamienLunas> Mira's nose is bleeding slightly
  1798. Jul 23 19:38:55 <Hope> "...Eh? Mira! There you- bleeding? Oh, goodness, I'm sorry." D= "I'll get you a tissue or something, but c'mon, your egg is hatching!"
  1799. Jul 23 19:38:56  Klarkralk Hears the resounding head GONG from outside?
  1800. Jul 23 19:39:01 <Mira> "By doze...BY DOZE! QUIG, BEFORE IT GETS EBBYWHERE"
  1801. Jul 23 19:39:06 <DamienLunas> "Oh my gosh mira are you okay" ; ;
  1802. Jul 23 19:39:06  Mira looks for a tissue.
  1803. Jul 23 19:39:13 <DamienLunas> "Use your healing power!"
  1804. Jul 23 19:39:14 <Mira> "I'b fine."
  1805. Jul 23 19:39:34  Hope runs back into her room and grabs a box of tissues
  1806. Jul 23 19:39:44 <DamienLunas> "Here let me get that oh god miraaaa"
  1807. Jul 23 19:39:55  Hope then comes back ouuuut.
  1808. Jul 23 19:40:04 <DamienLunas> Manaphy tries to wipe away the blood with his watery flippers
  1809. Jul 23 19:40:25 <Hope> "I've got tissues!"
  1810. Jul 23 19:40:39  Hope hands some over. :C
  1811. Jul 23 19:41:06  Mira pinches her nose to stop the bleeding and applies tissue. "Thanks."
  1812. Jul 23 19:41:16 <Mira> "Abbyway, the egg?"
  1813. Jul 23 19:41:42 <Hope> "Sorry about that! Yeah, you've got a new arrival coming! C'mon! Here, Manaphy." she hands him some tissue too for that nasty blood.
  1814. Jul 23 19:41:48  Hope then heads back in.
  1815. Jul 23 19:43:11  Mira hurries after. O:
  1816. Jul 23 19:43:36 <DamienLunas> Mira goes to... hope's room I'd think
  1817. Jul 23 19:43:41 <Hope> (Yes)
  1818. Jul 23 19:43:45  Hope went back to her own room.
  1819. Jul 23 19:43:50 <DamienLunas> where the eggshell is cracking
  1820. Jul 23 19:43:57 <Hope> =D
  1821. Jul 23 19:44:01 <Hope> "Oh boy, oh boy!"
  1822. Jul 23 19:44:35 <DamienLunas> Something small and yellow is wiggling out of a crack, pushing the eggshell out of the way with its nose
  1823. Jul 23 19:45:02 <Mira> "O:"
  1824. Jul 23 19:45:06  Mira leans in to watch.
  1825. Jul 23 19:45:06 <DamienLunas> Eventually a tiny little dragon head pokes its way out, followed by two more.
  1826. Jul 23 19:45:14 <DamienLunas> "Cy~"
  1827. Jul 23 19:45:38 <Mira> "Aww, hello there."
  1828. Jul 23 19:45:50 <DamienLunas> They wiggle their heads around and the rest of the eggshell pulls apart as it waddles out on its fluffy cloud legs.
  1829. Jul 23 19:46:00 <Hope> "Awwwwwww..."
  1830. Jul 23 19:46:05 <Hope> "It's adorable..."
  1831. Jul 23 19:46:38 <Mira> "Do you think I can pick it up?"
  1832. Jul 23 19:47:08 <Hope> "It's a boy, too. Hm? Maybe... I've never really seen a pokemon like this. But try to be gentle..."
  1833. Jul 23 19:47:18 <Mira> "Okay."
  1834. Jul 23 19:47:33  Mira reaches over to carefully pick up fluffyclouddragon nnngh
  1835. Jul 23 19:47:44 <DamienLunas> It's very light
  1836. Jul 23 19:48:06 <DamienLunas> and its body is covered with a big fluffy cottony cloud
  1837. Jul 23 19:48:31 <DamienLunas> it leans over as you pick it up, the side heads resting themselves on your shoulders, and the middle head leaning up to look at you inquisitively
  1838. Jul 23 19:49:28 <Mira> "Hello there, little one." Mira stares back.
  1839. Jul 23 19:49:53  Hope watches with a grin.
  1840. Jul 23 19:49:57 <DamienLunas> It leans up and pokes you with its nose a little, curious, and licks your nose. "Ohm~"
  1841. Jul 23 19:50:30 <Klarkralk> (DELICIOUS PEOPLEBLOOD)
  1842. Jul 23 19:51:18  Mira wrinkles her nose, trying not to sneeze.
  1843. Jul 23 19:51:29  Hope smiles and begins to clear the eggshells from the aquarium.
  1844. Jul 23 19:51:59 <Hope> "Congratulations!"
  1845. Jul 23 19:52:39 <DamienLunas> "Congratulations!" =:D
  1846. Jul 23 19:52:44 <DamienLunas> "Congratulations!" :D
  1847. Jul 23 19:52:49 <DamienLunas> oh god why are there two hopes
  1848. Jul 23 19:53:13 <Mira> (wut)
  1849. Jul 23 19:53:16  Hope giggles.
  1850. Jul 23 19:53:20 <DamienLunas> (or wait that should be)
  1851. Jul 23 19:53:26 <DamienLunas> <Congratulations!> :D
  1852. Jul 23 19:53:40 <Mira> "Anyway, I should give him a name. Hmm."
  1853. Jul 23 19:53:49 <Hope> There seems to be a second Hope in the room.
  1854. Jul 23 19:54:07 <DamienLunas> <He's cute. I'm glad!> :D
  1855. Jul 23 19:54:08 <Hope> "I'm sure you'll come up with something good."
  1856. Jul 23 19:55:38 <Mira> "Thanks, um. Kumiho?"
  1857. Jul 23 19:56:11 <Hope> "Ooh, you figured it out. I was worried she'd cause a little problem, but it seems to be fine."
  1858. Jul 23 19:56:48 <DamienLunas> <I'm kumiho!> :D
  1859. Jul 23 19:57:31 <Mira> "Doesn't it bother you, though?"
  1860. Jul 23 19:57:33  Hope pats Kumiho on the shoulder. "Yes, you are." :3 She stands side by side with the ditto, looking over at Mira and Manaphy.
  1861. Jul 23 19:57:45 <Hope> "Nah, not at all."
  1862. Jul 23 19:57:58 <Hope> "I find it flattering, really."
  1863. Jul 23 19:58:37 <Peregrine> (they didnt do stats for them that i could see, but... http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/wyverii/Monohm.png and http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u65/wyverii/Duohm.png)
  1864. Jul 23 19:59:13 <DamienLunas> (that second one looks scary.)
  1865. Jul 23 19:59:14 <Klarkralk> (So adorable.)
  1866. Jul 23 19:59:20 <Hope> "I never really knew Ditto could mimic humans, and I think it's sweet she picked me to copy."
  1867. Jul 23 19:59:27 <Mira> (NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH)
  1868. Jul 23 19:59:42 <Mira> "Well, when we found her, she was totally all about being Arthur, right?"
  1869. Jul 23 19:59:49 <Mira> "Either way, I'm glad you're both happy. :3"
  1870. Jul 23 19:59:54 <Hope> "Was she? I couldn't see way up into that nest."
  1871. Jul 23 19:59:59 <Arthur> "...Yeah."
  1872. Jul 23 20:00:07 <DamienLunas> <Yup yup!>
  1873. Jul 23 20:00:08  Hope turns OH GOD WHERE DID ARTHUR COME FROM
  1874. Jul 23 20:00:25  Klarkralk has quit (Quit: Klarkralk)
  1875. Jul 23 20:00:31 <Hope> "Hey."
  1876. Jul 23 20:01:10  HuntingHoundoom ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  1877. Jul 23 20:01:23 <Hope> "I guess you weren't as comfortable with it, huh? That's why you gave her to me."
  1878. Jul 23 20:01:50 <Arthur> "It was creepy."
  1879. Jul 23 20:02:10 <Hope> "It's okay, though. We get along great. I take care of her, and she fights hard and gets to use strong forms."
  1880. Jul 23 20:02:28 <DamienLunas> <We're friends!>
  1881. Jul 23 20:02:31 <Hope> "Yep!"
  1882. Jul 23 20:03:26 <Mira> "Arthur, look!" Mira holds up the Cyclohm.
  1883. Jul 23 20:03:33 <Mira> "I decided his name is Shiva."
  1884. Jul 23 20:04:16 <Arthur> "Huh."
  1885. Jul 23 20:04:51 <Hope> "He's adorable, isn't he?"
  1886. Jul 23 20:05:25 <Hope> "I'm actually curious how mine'll turn out. Probably will still be cute even with the needles."
  1887. Jul 23 20:05:49 <DamienLunas> (GIVE ME A HUG)
  1888. Jul 23 20:06:37 <Hope> "I picked the one the pokedex said could absorb lightning, just to help you out a bit, Arthur. You won't have to worry about using some of your attacks around it, even if you mostly spam those flying type moves..."
  1889. Jul 23 20:06:53 <Hope> "As long as I encourage the right ability..."
  1890. Jul 23 20:08:06 <Hope> "And you had the ghost, right? That should be interesting."
  1891. Jul 23 20:08:32 <Arthur> "Eh."
  1892. Jul 23 20:08:47 <Arthur> "I don't really need ANOTHER pokemon before contracts."
  1893. Jul 23 20:09:04 <DamienLunas> <Master, you don't really have too many compared to everyone else.>
  1894. Jul 23 20:09:07 <Hope> "But admit it, you waaant one." :3
  1895. Jul 23 20:09:22 <Arthur> "Why? Can't make it fly. None of theirs could fly either."
  1896. Jul 23 20:09:32 <Hope> "Why can't you make it fly?"
  1897. Jul 23 20:09:59  Arthur shrugs. "Not enough in me, I guess. Klark had me use Carter's."
  1898. Jul 23 20:10:10 <Hope> "Mm."
  1899. Jul 23 20:10:14 <Hope> "Well, okay."
  1900. Jul 23 20:10:21 <DamienLunas> "You know something kid, you're a real pain."
  1901. Jul 23 20:10:47 <Hope> "Oh, hey Celebi."
  1902. Jul 23 20:11:16  Hope goes back to cleaning up her room.
  1903. Jul 23 20:12:20 <Arthur> (what? It could've happened offscreen)
  1904. Jul 23 20:13:18 <Hope> "Now, if you're going to feed that little one anything, it'd probably like fish the best. Not that most pokemon need food, but."
  1905. Jul 23 20:13:39 <Hope> "You know who to call if you need fish, is all I'm saying." :3c
  1906. Jul 23 20:13:53 <Hope> "Manaphy gave us the BEST lunch yesterday."
  1907. Jul 23 20:14:06 <Hope> "Caviar and sashimi to go with the president's cheese and bagels. Mm."
  1908. Jul 23 20:15:23 <DamienLunas> "Actually I think it was baugettes..."
  1909. Jul 23 20:16:32 <Hope> "It was some kind of bread, FRESH bread. Something we're definitely not used to. I probably did get the terminology wrong."
  1910. Jul 23 20:16:38 <Hope> :3c
  1911. Jul 23 20:18:39 <Mira> "I can't remember the last time we had bread."
  1912. Jul 23 20:18:40 <Mira> D:
  1913. Jul 23 20:19:19 <DamienLunas> You hear Gorgeous knocking on the wall. "Can I come in?"
  1914. Jul 23 20:20:16 <Mira> "Sure?"
  1915. Jul 23 20:20:20 <Mira> "Er, Hope?"
  1916. Jul 23 20:20:38 <Hope> "Yeah!"
  1917. Jul 23 20:20:44 <Hope> "Sure thing." she looks kind of distracted.
  1918. Jul 23 20:20:56 <DamienLunas> He comes in. "Hey, sorry for putting you on the spot like that earlier."
  1919. Jul 23 20:22:25 <Arthur> (also I have ten)
  1920. Jul 23 20:23:08 <Mira> "Nnn."
  1921. Jul 23 20:23:22  Hope pats Mira on the shoulder.
  1922. Jul 23 20:24:22 <Mira> "It's fine."
  1923. Jul 23 20:26:06 <DamienLunas> "No, it was rude of me. I let my desire to catch up to the truth go before your feelings."
  1924. Jul 23 20:27:22 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  1925. Jul 23 20:27:35 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1926. Jul 23 20:27:53 <DamienLunas> "So how about I make it up to you."
  1927. Jul 23 20:28:04 <DamienLunas> "You're all going on vacation somewhere tomorrow. You can pick the place."
  1928. Jul 23 20:28:12 <Hope> "Oh-ho?"
  1929. Jul 23 20:29:24 <Mira> "Vacation? But we've got so much that we need to do here."
  1930. Jul 23 20:30:06 <DamienLunas> "Yeah... but pretty soon you guys are going to have a rough journey."
  1931. Jul 23 20:30:14 <Mira> "I could be using that time to contract with Jirachi. D:"
  1932. Jul 23 20:30:16 <DamienLunas> "You have to climb a tower that reaches into the clouds."
  1933. Jul 23 20:30:51 <Hope> "Oh, wow."
  1934. Jul 23 20:31:23 <Hope> "...yeah, let's take a vacation now. We have three months to prepare, at least. We'll make sure you can contract him soon, Mira."
  1935. Jul 23 20:31:37 <Arthur> "Shuckle first, though."
  1936. Jul 23 20:31:46 <Hope> "Shuckle...?"
  1937. Jul 23 20:31:54 <Arthur> "You were right there>"
  1938. Jul 23 20:32:01  Hope was not.
  1939. Jul 23 20:32:14  Hope was in her room tending to Mira's egg and Arthur just kind of teleported in later
  1940. Jul 23 20:32:39 <DamienLunas> (yeah :P)
  1941. Jul 23 20:32:52 <Hope> "Uh, no, I left while you guys were still talking."
  1942. Jul 23 20:32:56 <DamienLunas> Celebi smacks arthur in the head.
  1943. Jul 23 20:33:09 <DamienLunas> "No she wasn't. Got that?"
  1944. Jul 23 20:33:18 <Arthur> (fuck i'm just tired.)
  1945. Jul 23 20:33:18  Hope grins.
  1946. Jul 23 20:33:33 <Hope> "Anyway I'm sure whatever it involves, you guys got it covered."
  1947. Jul 23 20:33:49 <DamienLunas> "Right. You guys have to capture a shuckle for us to put a memory berry into."
  1948. Jul 23 20:34:01 <DamienLunas> "Then in two months when it crystalizes, we can try to use it to restore the bringer of winter's powers."
  1949. Jul 23 20:34:09 <Mira> "Shuckle. Shuckle..."
  1950. Jul 23 20:34:15  Mira fiddles with her pokedex.
  1951. Jul 23 20:34:53 <Arthur> "Do you not have any Shuckles handy? Hell, do we even need to catch it, or can Klark just do the thing he does.
  1952. Jul 23 20:36:31 <DamienLunas> "If you guys could find an especially good shuckle, that'd be nice."
  1953. Jul 23 20:36:56 <Arthur> "Would it speed the process up any?"
  1954. Jul 23 20:37:06 <DamienLunas> "It might."
  1955. Jul 23 20:37:07 <Hope> "We'll see what we can do, then!"
  1956. Jul 23 20:37:11 <DamienLunas> "Could increase our chances."
  1957. Jul 23 20:37:17 <DamienLunas> "Got anyone good at finding pokemon?"
  1958. Jul 23 20:37:31 <Mira> "Finding them?"
  1959. Jul 23 20:37:32  Hope thinks.
  1960. Jul 23 20:37:50 <Hope> "QUILTS."
  1961. Jul 23 20:38:01 <Mira> "Maybe Qu-"
  1962. Jul 23 20:38:06 <Mira> "...Yeah."
  1963. Jul 23 20:38:14  Hope grins.
  1964. Jul 23 20:38:35 <Hope> "Great minds, eh? I'll send a letter to Hayato."
  1965. Jul 23 20:38:43  Hope sits down and begins drafting one immediately.
  1966. Jul 23 20:38:53 <DamienLunas> "Great. You guys could do that later today."
  1967. Jul 23 20:39:08 <DamienLunas> "Anyway, think of some place you'd like to go... but I do have a bit more to tell you, Mira."
  1968. Jul 23 20:39:25 <DamienLunas> "I didn't quite finish what I was saying..."
  1969. Jul 23 20:40:08 <Hope> "Her room's just a little bit down the hall, if you two want to get to that."
  1970. Jul 23 20:41:17 <DamienLunas> "If you feel ready."
  1971. Jul 23 20:41:56 <Mira> "I guess."
  1972. Jul 23 20:42:36 <DamienLunas> Manaphy: "Are you sure you wouldn't like me to come with you?"
  1973. Jul 23 20:43:11 <DamienLunas> M: "I kind of have been trying to figure out a lot of this stuff too... I kind of like to think of myself as sort of a detective." =:3c
  1974. Jul 23 20:44:15 <Mira> "...Aww, sure you can come."
  1975. Jul 23 20:44:30  Mira bends down to pick up Manaphy. <:3c
  1976. Jul 23 20:44:40  Hope smiles, and continues writing.
  1977. Jul 23 20:44:57 <Hope> "Good luck figuring things out~"
  1978. Jul 23 20:44:58 <DamienLunas> Manaphy holds onto you and goes with gorgeous to talk with you.
  1979. Jul 23 20:46:16 <DamienLunas> he goes into your room with you.
  1980. Jul 23 20:46:20 <DamienLunas> "Okay..."
  1981. Jul 23 20:46:24 <DamienLunas> "So, as I was saying."
  1982. Jul 23 20:46:34 <DamienLunas> "Your Grandmother was a high ranked member of Team Rocket."
  1983. Jul 23 20:46:35 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  1984. Jul 23 20:46:36 <Jessie> To protect the world from devastation!
  1985. Jul 23 20:46:37 <DamienLunas> shut up
  1986. Jul 23 20:46:37 <Jessie> DamienLunas, sorry boss, we'll be quiet.
  1987. Jul 23 20:47:03 <DamienLunas> "She was a scientist there who was researching genetic engineering and cloning."
  1988. Jul 23 20:47:31 <DamienLunas> "Your mother worked under her. Not nearly as high ranked, but she had a part in the creation of that creature."
  1989. Jul 23 20:48:03 * Jessie is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  1990. Jul 23 20:48:27 <DamienLunas> "However, according to my sources... she ran away after the creation of that creature."
  1991. Jul 23 20:48:45 <Mira> "That doesn't excuse what she did."
  1992. Jul 23 20:48:53 <DamienLunas> "Maybe not."
  1993. Jul 23 20:49:05 <DamienLunas> "Your grandmother... had an odd sort of obsession with Mew."
  1994. Jul 23 20:49:27 <DamienLunas> "She met him, fell in love, and desperately wanted to be with him."
  1995. Jul 23 20:49:50 <DamienLunas> "Her own daughter was never enough for her."
  1996. Jul 23 20:49:58 <DamienLunas> "I heard that their relationship was... strained."
  1997. Jul 23 20:50:14 <DamienLunas> "According to Arthur... it was even to the point of physical and emotional abuse."
  1998. Jul 23 20:50:28  Mira bites her lip.
  1999. Jul 23 20:51:14 <DamienLunas> "If you need me to stop so you can take this in, just say so."
  2000. Jul 23 20:51:57 <Mira> "No, I'm fine. Go on."
  2001. Jul 23 20:53:02 <DamienLunas> "Anyway, Dr. Jane put her own DNA in that creature. Partially to control it, and partially so that she could call it her daughter."
  2002. Jul 23 20:53:38 <DamienLunas> "She probably obtained a link to that creature."
  2003. Jul 23 20:54:06 <DamienLunas> "One that... I'm hypothesizing passed down through genetics. Through her DNA."
  2004. Jul 23 20:54:18 <Mira> "But that was her forcing a link on it, not the other way around."
  2005. Jul 23 20:54:52 <DamienLunas> "That's the thing."
  2006. Jul 23 20:55:00 <DamienLunas> "I don't think it forced its link on you at all."
  2007. Jul 23 20:55:19 <DamienLunas> "The link... passed down her bloodline. She passed it down to you."
  2008. Jul 23 20:55:56 <DamienLunas> "Your mother probably had it too... she probably had to experience those same painful memories while she was still taking care of you."
  2009. Jul 23 20:56:26 <Mira> "No, that's not what I'm saying."
  2010. Jul 23 20:56:43 <DamienLunas> "Then what is it?"
  2011. Jul 23 20:58:00  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  2012. Jul 23 20:58:01 <Mira> "What I'm saying is that...well, I'm not sure if this is how it works, but the fact that..." Mira tries to figure out how to describe it. "Basically, she put her DNA in it, but it didn't put its DNA in her - so the link shouldn't have passed, right?"
  2013. Jul 23 20:58:19  HopeOnaRope ([email protected]) has joined #TurfWars
  2014. Jul 23 20:59:15 <DamienLunas> "She tried to engineer it so that her DNA was hard coded into it, and it would allow her control over it."
  2015. Jul 23 20:59:38 <DamienLunas> "You don't have all of her DNA, but you have part of it. Enough of it for the link to pass on by your DNA."
  2016. Jul 23 21:00:11  Mira looks skeptical.
  2017. Jul 23 21:00:33 <DamienLunas> "You know what Genes are, right?"
  2018. Jul 23 21:00:57 <DamienLunas> "Basically the genes she marked to be able to control it, some of them passed down to you."
  2019. Jul 23 21:02:41 <Mira> "I think I get it."
  2020. Jul 23 21:03:00 <DamienLunas> "Okay."
  2021. Jul 23 21:03:41 <DamienLunas> "So basically... those genes are why you still have some kind of control over it. But not completely. You're in the driver's seat, but the brakes and steering don't work."
  2022. Jul 23 21:04:03 <Mira> "If I had any sort of control over it, I'd get it to stop sending me dreams."
  2023. Jul 23 21:04:10 <DamienLunas> "Because of your mental connection to it, you can draw its power away."
  2024. Jul 23 21:04:21 <DamienLunas> "But you can't stop it from leaking those things to you, like those memories."
  2025. Jul 23 21:06:57 <Mira> "This is just a hypothesis, right?"
  2026. Jul 23 21:07:24 <DamienLunas> "Right. Some of it is guessing, but a lot of it is from the nightmares from Darkrai."
  2027. Jul 23 21:07:32 <DamienLunas> "They give me the gist of things, but I have to unravel their meaning."
  2028. Jul 23 21:09:28 <Mira> "...Hm."
  2029. Jul 23 21:09:53 <DamienLunas> "But I've had a lot of time to think about things, and the stuff I've learned from arthur has helped a great deal."
  2030. Jul 23 21:11:35 <Mira> "You see why I want to get this dealt with as quickly as possible, then."
  2031. Jul 23 21:13:10 <DamienLunas> "Why's that?"
  2032. Jul 23 21:13:47 <Mira> "So I can stop him hurting. So I can fix what my grandmother did."
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