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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #645
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- I'm working on a TF2 and Hazbin/Helluva crossover fic cuz I'm a bored autist. It's more of a game idea/pitch than an actual story though. I already have the Classes finished but if you guys have any ideas then I'd like to know
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- >the gang show up on the 2fort2furious mario kart server in 2008 and get sniped repeatedly by people using +jetpack
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- >Team fabulous Hazbin
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- We talked about this in the past.
- My idea was that the mercs died and ended up in Hazbin Hell (due to Medic somehow sewing their souls to his, and thus, avoiding ending up in Hell when he died).
- Owing to the fact that they're in the wrong Hell (where Medic's soul-shenanigans are pretty much illegal), the team is forced to stay in the Hotel, as Exterminators now seem to be working off the clock, and swarming the place every other day to erase the mercs, as they are aberrations of space and time, being stuck in this world.
- As the Exterminators are constantly besieging the Hotel, and the mercenaries can't go out to fend them off, the hotel staff (plus, whoever ended up stuck inside the building with them) must take up their arms, get out, and start killing exterminators before they knock their building down.
- Basically, game-wise, it's just MvM, with the Exterminators replacing the robots (and thus, reducing their variety a great bit).
- As for the actual classes:
- >Charlie as the Scout
- An odd choice, perhaps, but she's rather fleetfooted, with the Bonk! energy drinks bringing out her demonic side, and she temporarily summons her seraph wings to perform "double jumps".
- >Vaggie as the Spy
- Because knives.
- >Angel as the Sniper
- Again, perhaps odd, due to their radically different fighting style, but both use SMGs, and Angel might find the idea of throwing jars of piss (or cum, in his case) hilarious, especially since Vaggie's taking the Spy's place.
- >Husk as the Demoman
- He wanted Tavish's booze, Cherri (who ended up stuck at the Hotel) wanted the grenade launcher. They drew straws, and Husk became the team's Demoman.
- >Cherri Bomb as the Soldier
- After failing to become the bomb-lobber, she went with the other class carrying high explosives. Now she's rocket jumping like a pro.
- >Sir Pentious as the Engineer
- Bit of a no-brainer, this. He ended up stuck in the Hotel, and went with the class most suited for his own skills (with the Egg Bois manning his turrets).
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- Continuing.
- >Baxter as the Medic
- Another no-brainer. He'd probably like to experiment with his teammates as much as Dr. Ludvig does.
- >Tom as the Pyro
- Because gas mask.
- Also, if we're going with the headcanon that Tom is in Hell because of war crimes, then giving the man a flamethrower and a fire axe may make him the most devastating force on the battlefield.
- And finally...
- >Katie Killjoy as the Heavy
- Most likely carrying the Tomislav. Arguably one of the tallest characters, and though she looks frail, she probably has enough strength to lug one of the custom miniguns around (I choose the Tomislav because it doesn't have spinning barrels, which would've acted as gyroscopes when spun up, making aiming significantly more difficult for someone who isn't as bulky as Mikhail). Also, she probably wouldn't say no to having that much firepower in her hands, and having a whole-ass sandvich as a pick-me-up would probably appeal to someone who has to regularly watch what they eat because they're constantly on screen.
- Alastor is, of course, broadcasting the battles on a daily basis, acting kinda like the Administrator, while Niffty keeps the team supplied, and the mercs comfortable.
- The mercs themselves are helping with the renovation of the Hotel while they're stuck there.
- Meanwhile, Saxton Hale and Miss Pauling are negotiating with Lucifer about releasing the mercs (which basically amounts to Hale wrestling with Lucifer, whilst Miss Pauling politely discusses the matter with Lilith, desperately trying not to get seduced by the Queen of the Succubi).
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- Honestly, for me I put the classes as
- >Angel as the Scout
- >Vaggie as the Soldier (Nothing really similar but she's probably the closet I could get)
- >Alastor as the Pyro
- >Cherri as Demoman
- >Charlie as Heavy (A weird choice, but I'd give her some sort of gimmick where she could become stronger on how much enemy player she could kill, and she'd also have the most health. I think that's pretty good for a tank character, even if she's not really the "tank personality")
- >Sir Pentious as Engineer
- >Baxter as Medic
- >Blitzo as Sniper
- >and Nifty as Spy (My idea was that whatever class she'd kill, she'd carve their face off somehow and wear it as a disguise)
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- >Niffty carving peoples faces off
- That's a bit hardcore
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