Flutterrape: Good Taco

>Day Taco Tuesday in Equestria
>It’s a brand new day!
>Woohooooooo!
>You’re quite happy, because today you’re taking a vacation!
>No more Fluttershy!
>No silly shenanigans!
>Just a nice, relaxing weekend at the beach
>You gather your bits
>Run outside, and begin to jog
>Many ponies are surprised to see you run
>They are used to your relaxed gait
>Pinkie bounces alongside you
>”Wow, somep0ny is really excited!”
>You nod
I’m going on vacation!
>Pinkie pie grins
>”That’s good to hear Anon, sometimes you can be a bit of a grump.”
>You roll your eyes
>You’d like to think that you’re not grumpy
>It’s just that Pinkie is overly happy
>She waves you goodbye as she bounces off somewhere else
>You smile
>Nothing can ruin this day
>At that moment you catch a bit of yellow at the corner of your eye
>Okay, almost nothing…
>Out of an alleyway you see Fluttershy trot in your direction
>Nope!
>Not going to let her ruin this day!
>You speed up
>Fluttershy notices and runs after you
>Your run at top speed
>Fluttershy gallops at you
>Ponies are quite fast
>But they can’t gallop for too long
>Soon you’re both panting
>Unfortunately Fluttershy has an advantage
>The yellow fuzzball spreads her wings
>You look to an alleyway
>Sneak inside of it
>She flies overhead
>You wait a minute
>Move out of the alleyway
>You run for a bit
>Fluttershy lands in front of you
Ugh! Go away!
>She squeaks
>”I kn-know your fetish, I want to show you before you go.”
I never told anyone yesterday, that I was going on vacation
>Your adversary rubs her hoof along the ground
>”Well…..uh maybe I sort of watch you sometimes….”
>You glare
>She flinches a little
>”I-I only do it because I lov-“
Go away
>”You were so happy before, I’m sorry Anon.”
>She makes a whimpering noise
>Out of her saddlebags she produces a canister of oil
>Stick in her mouth
>Gets some oil onto the stick
>Uses some flint to ignite it
>She begins doing some flame dance, but you snatch the stick away
>”Is fire dancing your fetish?”
NO
>You ignite the canister and throw it as far as you can
>The stick too
>”Um An-“
Shut up Fluttershy! I’m going to enjoy my vacation and nothing is going to stop me!
>”*AHEM*”
>Nervously turn towards the sound
>Mayor Mare’s eye is twitching
>Her mane is smoking
>Behind her is an already burning Town Hall
>Oh come on!
>How did it ignite that fast
>”You’re going to pay for the repairs, all of it.”
Heh heh, well I’d love to, but first I have a vacation I’m going to enjoy sooooo…

>Sadly, Mayor Mare does not appreciate vacations the same way you do
>You had to cough up all your bits you were going to use
>Still not enough
>It turns out that there is law enforcement around here, because now you’ve been assigned to pay for Town Hall in three weeks or else they take your house away
>And that means living with Fluttershy or something
>That’s worse than prison
>You’re at the marketplace running a taco stand
>You’ve got to hand it to the ponies
>They’re quite nice
>Pinkie and the Cakes have been donating tortillas and other supplies to you
>You plan on paying them back after this
>Rarity also made you a work outfit to go with your taco selling
>It’s a bit tacky, but it’s something
>You noticed the lack of tacos in Equestria
>Probably because there’s no beef
>So you’re making tacos with extra beans and no beef
>The ponies love it
>They have no taste
>You stretch
>Your stand is set up and ready to go
We are open~
>You flip the little open/closed card to open
I’m ready!
>First hour
>No customers
I’m ready
>Five years later
I’m ready…
>65 years later
I’m…..r-ready…..
>You die
>You feel a prodding
>Wake up from your nightmare
Huh woah! What?
>A pony is waiting to get a taco
>You dust yourself off
Hello welcome to Good Taco home of the Good Taco, may I take your order?
>This grey pegasus just blinks at you
>One eye on the stand
>One on you
>”Heeeeey bum-bum-bum~ got any grapes?”
No
>”Oh…muffins?
I have tacos
>She frowns
>”Are they good?”
Yes
>She gives you two bits
>You give her a taco
>She eats the taco
>”Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.”
Did you like it?
>Her eyes straighten
>She coughs loudly
>Her voice becomes all sophisticated
>”Actually, I find the flavor rather dull. I find the taste of this mix of beans, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and oil to be unappealing. It is missing something….”
>Meat
>Or sauce
>Probably both
>She drools and becomes cross-eyed again, and then she flies off
>That was your first sale
>Many ponies haven’t bothered to check out your stand
>Sigh
>You feel a tap from behind
>Fluttershy is hovering behind you
>She’s wearing a similar uniform
No, nope, no, no, no hell no, nu-uh
>Fluttershy hides behind her mane
>”I’m so sorry for yesterday Anon, I-I just want to help.”
>Turn your head away
>”I have to help the one I love.”
>She nuzzles your waist
>”Please….”
Where did you even get that uniform?
>She smiles
>”Rarity made one for me, um I told her I was going to help and ummm.”
>Damn it Rarity
Go away. I’m probably going to have to live with you if I don’t sell enough.
>You cross your arms
Besides, wouldn’t you want that?
>Fluttershy shakes her head
>”Oh goodness no! I wouldn’t want you to lose your home this way!”
>”I don’t want to see you in so much distress.”
>That’s a bit heartwarming
>Fluttershy blushes
>”Um but if you d-did lose your house, I would find it very e-enticing if you had to live in my cottage.”
>She smiles sheepishly
>Glare at her
>Then she always finds a way to rustle your jimmies
Shoo!
>”I’m taking responsibility.”
>”How can I say I love you, if I can’t help you!”
>There’s not getting rid of this pony
>She’ll probably bug you all day if you don’t let her do this
You know what? Fine you can help.
>You feel someone staring at you
>Twilight Sparkle is there
>Ready to be served a taco
>”It’s good to see you two have made up, and are working together.”
No, she just wouldn’t go away.
>You don’t need Yellow Quiet’s help
>Twilight giggles
>Fluttershy smiles at Twilight
>”He’s just being grumpy today.”
>”When is he not?”
>Fluttershy actually giggles with Twilight
>”Um sorry….”
>Bullshit!
>You’re not grumpy
Twilight, are you here to buy tacos or not?
>You say grumpily
>She has a guilty look
>”Actually, I’ve been hoping to try out this new hotdog place that opened up.”
>”Sorry Anon.”
>You found out some time ago that the hotdogs here are those vegetarian tofu ones
>Yuck
>Fluttershy gives Twilight a pleading look
>”Oh alright, one taco please.”
>You make a taco
>Twilight pays two bits and levitates the taco to her
>She takes a bite
>”Meh….”
>Everyone’s a critic
Where is this new place that everyone is going to?
>Why haven’t you heard of it until now?
>Fluttershy pokes your waist
>”It’s over there Anon.”
>It’s only about 30 feet away
>It’s a large building with a huge line
>The place is called: Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s
>That’s a stupid name
>Twilight begins to leave
>”Well, I’ll see you two around.”
>She turns her head and gets a devious grin
>”You two lovebirds focus on selling those tacos~”
>What is she talking about?
>Fluttershy has been nuzzling your crotch
>Son of a bitch!
>Move away
Stop that!
>”Y-you know you liked it mister.”
It’s shit like this that makes everyone think we’re a couple!
>”I hope one day we will be”
>Ignore her
>You move a bit away from Fluttershy
>Another customer approaches
>Great!
>At first you thought it was Applejack or something
>But it turned out to be this old cowboy sort of stallion
>His cutie mark was a pony version of a skull wearing a stetson
>He trots up to you
Hello welcome to Good Taco home of the Good Taco, may I take your order?
>”It’s Taco Tuesday hahahahaha!”
Okay, would you like a taco?
>”You….aren’t a pony….”
>Where is he going with this?
>”It’s time to play everp0ny’s favorite game…..”
>”Guess the minority!”
>Ugh
>Let’s bypass this stupid game
I’m human, would you like a taco?
>He was about to say yes, but then…
>Fluttershy flies up to his face
>”Listen here mister! Anon is a very special and precious human!”
>God damn it!
>She lectures him for about five minutes
>She drives him away while he rages about entitlement recipients or something
Well there goes another customer….
>You weren’t expecting to become crazy popular
>But you also weren’t expecting for this to suck so much
I’m so screwed, thanks a lot Fluttershy……
>Sigh
>”Sorry, Anon.”
>”He was being a meanie, I don’t want the love of my life to be ridiculed like that?”
So what if he was a dick? He was a dick with money!
>Fluttershy pouts
>”There’s only one dick I care for...”
>She smirks a bit
>Roll your eyes
>She blushes
>Fluttershy leans in closely towards you and whispers
>”I’m um talking about h-hot monkey di-”
I know!
>Fucking Fluttershy

>About an hour later…
>”Well, well, well if it isn’t our little trouble maker.”
>Mayor Mare smiles smugly
Hello Mayor Mare…
>”Have you been making those bits?”
Kind of?
>She chuckles
>”That’s too bad if you can’t cough up enough bits.”
>”Because, then you’ll have to live with your marefriend over there.”
>Fluttershy squeaks a bit
She’s not my girlfriend!
>Fluttershy speaks up
>”Oh! Mayor Mare I’ll take good care of him.”
>She gushes
>”I’ll buy him a bed, and give him yummy food~”
Whose side are you on?
>Yellow pone does not hear you and continues to talk
>”Take care of his owies and booboos, and make sweet love to him!”
>Your mouth gapes open
>”Eep! I mean um!”
>She whimpers
>Mayor Mare chuckles
Do you want a taco or not?
>”No I’m going to Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s”
You go do that! For the record, I never voted for you!
>”You can’t even vote! You’re legally an animal. Fluttershy over there is actually in charge of you.”
>What?!
>Since when
>Fluttershy smiles sweetly
>”You’re under my protection like all my precious critters.”
But I’m not actually an animal….
>”I know, but I’m glad that I can make important decisions for you like giving you shots an-“
This is stupid! I demand citizenship! Hey where are you going?!
>The Mayor just laughs as she walks away
>Fucking bureaucracy
You know what?! I’m going to show you! I’ll make double the amount you need!
>You shake your fist
>Sigh
Who am I kidding? No one wants these tacos…
>Fluttershy pats your bottom
>Hoping she did that because of height difference
>”I like your tacos.”
Lying isn’t my fetish
>”Bu-“
It’s because it lacks something, you know?
>”What does it lack?”
Meat, of course
>”Oh….”
>She gets a crazy gleam in her eyes
>You can see where this is going
No, Fluttershy.
>Deep breath
Murdering ponies behind my back to supply me with meat to put in my tacos is not my fetish.
>She shies away
>”Okay…”
>Two hours later
>You’re having a lunch break
>You sit down at a nearby bench
>Munching away on your tacos
>Fluttershy joins you
>”I’m sure if we stay positive we can get all the bits we need.”
>Grit your teeth
Look, let me get this straight: I don’t like you
>”*squeak*”
I don’t want to see you, I don’t want to hang out with you, I don’t want to sit by you, I don’t even want to spell words with the letter  “U”!
>Fluttershy frowns
>But then she smiles
>Shoves two grapes in her nostrils
>Guess you did have grapes after all
>”Look I’m grape-nose filly!”
>Frown
>”Bloopity, bloopity, bloopity”
>You sigh
>What the hell is this?
>”Bloopity, bloopity, bloopity~”
Stop it
>She moves her head from side to side in a cheerful manner
>”Bloopity, bloopity, bloopity~”
>This scene is just too ridiculous
>You can’t help but laugh
>She disposes of the grapes
>”Hehe, I made you laugh mister.”
>Sometimes Fluttershy can be weirder than Pinkie
>Banana Hush has a very big sense of humor when she isn’t being shy or annoying
>Which isn’t very often at all
>”You should smile more often Anon, you look better that way.”
>”It makes me so happy to see you smile....”
>Notice your smile
>You stop smiling
>Geez….
>You’re blushing
>She’s so- ugh!
>You turn your head away
>Begin eating your taco
>Fluttershy is eating one too
>Notice something different about it
What’s that?
>”Oh it’s my special sauce.”
>”I made it from the spices in your supplies.”
>”Sorry, please don’t be mad at me.”
>Fluttershy offers you her half eaten taco
>She balances it on a hoof
>”For you, m-my love.”
>You blink
>Reluctantly take it
>You take a bite
>Fluttershy has a huge grin
>Did she drug it?
>No she didn’t
>But holy hell
This is delicious!
>She clops her hooves together
>”How wonderful!”
>Banana Hush looks like you just told her your fetish
>She flies over to the stand
>”I’m so happy you liked it!”
Well it does make tacos taste better…
>Fluttershy opens a jar of the remaining sauce
>She dips her hooves in it
>Flies back over to you
>You’re still eating this delicious taco
>So you don’t really care what she’s doing right now
>She turns around
>Spreads the sauce around her marehood
>You are now looking
>Her tail lifts
>”I-it makes tacos taste better so um…w-would you like a taste of my taco?”
>Your face scrunches in disgust
>Her folds are dripping wet and covered in taco sauce
>She can get an infection
>Just when you think it can’t get any worse
>It winks

>10 minutes later
>You nearly vomited your lunch
>That was awful
>But it gives you an idea
>Futtershy is beside you now looking sorry for herself
Hey Fluttershy, that sauce was excellent. Can you make more?
>”Of course.”
>She nods
>Fluttershy whips up another batch of sauce
>Some curious mare comes by after a few minutes
>Looks like a drunk
>”Hey what’s this?”
I’m glad you asked. They’re tacos, a….delicacy on my world
>”Sounds good, but is it worth it?”
It’s only two bits and it’s good to have when drinking
>”Not cool I have a drinking problem, and I’d prefer you didn-“
You can’t get this anywhere else!
>”Fine.”
>Fluttershy serves this pony her taco
>Shut up brain
>She chews on it
Do you like it?
>”Like it?!”
>”This is the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten!”
>”What’s in this sauce?”
>Fluttershy smiles shyly
>”Well-“
>You cover her mouth
>You whisper
Psssst! Keep the recipe a secret. Understand?
>Fluttershy nods
>You turn to your customer
Sorry, it’s a secret
>”Oh…..”
>”I’ll take five more!”
>Whoa
>This is going better than expected
>You smile at Fluttershy and she smiles at you
>This pony begins raving about it as she leaves
>An hour passes and a few more curious ponies try it
>They have similar reactions
>You made a whole bunch of bits
>At the end of the day you close the stand
>You pick up Fluttershy
>Spin her around
>”Oh-oh my!”
I’m so happy I could kiss you!
>She forces her lips on you
Mmmmmmf!
>*pop*
What are you doing?!
>”You sai-“
>You drop her
I said I COULD not that I would
>Fucking Fluttershy
>You go home and ignore her stuttering apologies
>As you go to sleep, you wonder if you’ll be able to make enough money to keep your house

>The next day
>Fluttershy knocks on your door
>Slowly open it
Mmmmm what?
>”You don’t want to be late mister.”
Uuuuuuuuuugh
>”You need a better attitude than that.”
>”Unless being lazy is your fetish?”
What the hell!? No!
>That wakes you up
>You put on your work outfit
>Get supplies from the Cakes
>Carry them over to the market place with Fluttershy
>When you arrive at the stand there’s a whole bunch of ponies
Whoa…..There’s no way I can serve all of them so fast….
>Suddenly very nervous
>Fluttershy giggles
>”Don’t worry Anon, I’ve asked for a little help from my friends.
>She sings that tune she’s so fond of
>At first nothing…
>Then you see a bunch of mice, bunnies, birds, and even a bear appear
>Fluttershy organizes them to do certain tasks
Wow, I didn’t really think you could do something like that
>Banana Hush blushes
>”Oh yes, I’m very good at taking care of and guiding my animals.”
It’s kind of cool, I’ll admit
>You’re a bit worried about sanitation
>This looks like a freaky version of that movie where the rats cook
>What’s it called?
>Ratatouille
>Ah well, the ponies grab things with their mouths
>Yuck
>On the bright side you don’t even have to do most of the work
>Fluttershy directs them on cooking the tacos
>The critters make the sauce out of sight from the customers
>They add it, and you serve it
>All you’re doing is selling the tacos at this point
>An hour of straight sales passes when suddenly
>”So this is our competition huh?”
>Ooooooooooh boy….
>Let’s get this over with
>The line of ponies move aside to reveal a bunch of smug ponies in jumpsuits
>They’re wearing these hats that have plastic floppy hotdogs at the front of it
>They look like dicks
>The ponies you mean, but the hats too
Okay, look I’m just running a stand. Ponies will go to your establishment regardless….
>The lead pony, you assume is the boss, approaches you
>You’ll call him Mr.Dick
>”Haha. Don’t try to downplay this monkey-boy!”
>All the weenie ponies laugh at his nickname for you
No, really I’m just selling tacos to get by. I’m sure your wieners are great.
>”You bet they are! They’re the biggest wieners around!”
>You snort
Yeah,  heh I guess they are.
>One of the weenie ponies catches this and speaks up
>”What’s so funny about our wieners?”
>You bite your tongue
>Mr.Dick glares
>”You think that’s funny do you!? Well we’ll see how funny you and your ‘tacos’ find our wieners when we run you out of business!”
>You burst out laughing
>Fluttershy gasps
>”No!”
>Everyone looks at her
>She hides behind her mane
>”A-anon is g-going to make the bits he um needs.”
>”Um *mumblemumble* B-besides I bet his um wiener is better than um y-your wieners.”
>God damn it Fluttershy
>Her face becomes extremely red
>They weren’t actually talking about….
>Just…..
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Everyone looks confused now
>Mr.Dick looks pissed
>”That’s it! We’ll run you to the ground!”
>Well this escalated quickly
>A pony in line shouts at him
>”Hey these tacos are great! Especially that sauce!”
>Nods from all around
>Mr.Dick looks surprised
>”We’ll see about that…”
>He and all the ponies turn around
See ya Mr.Dick
>Oops…
>He sharply turns back around
>”You think you’re clever huh?!”
>”I AM NOT A DICK!”
>”I AM MR.WEENIE!”
>”NOT A DICK!”
>”I AM A WEENIE! A WEENIE!”
>”MY PAPA WAS A WEENIE, AND HIS PAPA WAS A WEENIE!”
>”SO AM I!”
>Mr.Weenie and his employees gallop back into their shop
>You’re rolling on the floor laughing
>Fluttershy looks worried
Ah hahahahahahahahahaha!
>You wipe a tear from your eye
They’re all bark and no bite, don’t worry about them
>She doesn’t seem convinced

>A week later
>Two weeks to go, or else you’ll be living with Fluttershy
>You’ve set up a contract with Fluttershy
>She gets 15% of the profits you get 85%
>The sucker~
>You haven’t heard much from those weenie ponies
>Which is good
>Your business is now a lot stronger
>Your stand is now a very large tent with some cooking equipment inside
>You made enough bits to pay back Rarity, and the Cakes
>You even have employees now instead of animals
>Today is a very important day
>Celestia herself is in town
>A messenger ordered a taco for her
>That’s good
>The only problem is….
>You don’t know where in town she is!
>That’s bad
>She probably has to leave quickly too
>You remember the last time she visited even Twilight only had about a few minutes to talk to her
>Wait…
>Twilight!
>Of course
>Hopefully the princess will be there
Alright Fluttershy is that taco done yet?
>She nods
Okay, everyone we’ll be back!
>Mr.Waddle smiles
>”Don’t worry Mr.Fluttershy, Good Taco is in good hooves.”
>Ugh
>He keeps calling you Mr.Fluttershy
>She’s not your wife!
>Mr.Waddle isn’t even an employee here
>He just showed up one day with a Good Taco uniform and started helping around
>Something tells you he won’t go away if you ask him to leave
>Oh well, no time for that
>You and your yellow companion run to the library
>You rush in wrapped taco in hand
Your highness! Here is your taco!
>Twilight was reading a book
>Seems like you interrupted, because she stares at you like you just took a shit on the floor
>Fluttershy walks in behind you
She’s not here….
>Twilight rolls her eyes
>”You missed her, she’s leaving now.”
Where!?
>”At the train station... She could teleport, but it gives her time to answer to the press.”
>You rush out
>Fluttershy follows
>You jump on her back
>Somehow you can ride on ponies without crushing them
>”Oh my~ somep0ny r-really likes riding on me.”
We don’t have time for this! Fly!
>”Okay….um but this sort of, kind of, maybe uh”
>She whispers
>”Makes me w-wet.”
Ugh, just fly!
>Fluttershy spreads her wings and takes off
>It’s actually quite pleasant up in the air
>The warmth her body gives you as well as the power you feel in her muscles is an exciting experience
Wooohoooo! Go faster! Faster!
>”I knew this was your fetish mister!”
>What?!
>She speeds up
>A lot
>You’re barely able to hold onto the taco and yourself
>You’d tell her to slow down, but the wind is keeping you from talking
>Your face is pressed into her mane and your body is leaning closely to Banana Hush’s
>She’s enjoying it
>A little too much
>”Yes! Y-yes, I love you so much!”
>Fucking Fluttershy…
>The moment the train station is in sight and Fluttershy is low enough to the ground, you jump off
Stay right there, oh and that’s NOT my fetish!
>You sprint towards the crowd of news ponies
>Guards are blocking their path while Celestia and the mayor are discussing something
>The press move aside when they see a large frantic ape, but royal guards spread their wings
>Uh oh
Um one taco for Princess Celestia here!
>They don’t move aside
>In the heat of the moment you jump over them
>The mayor’s eyes widen when she sees you approach
>You trip
>Seems like you’re about to fall on your face
>But something catches you
>That something is none other than royal flank
>Your face is pressed up against her butt while you’re on your knees
>Her tail is brushing your face
>It feels funny as if moving on its own
>You also feel a large heat emitting onto you from somewhere…
>Oh god
>That’s her marehood
>It’s so close to you
>Everyone gasps
>You sheepishly hold up the taco
One taco for a Princess Celestia?
>There’s outrage and roars of disapproval
>The mayor opens her mouth
>”Mr.Anon! How could y-“
>Celestia interrupts
>”Hello Mr.Anon, I have heard much about you.”
>You stand up and back away
Uh sorry abo-
>”It is fine.”
>She smiles and whispers
>”Not many can resist my flank.”
>She winks
>Luckily with her eyes
>It still rustles your jimmies
>”Enough about me though, I ordered a taco about an hour ago?”
Oh right!
>You hold up the wrapped taco
>She levitates it over to her
>Unwraps it and takes a bite
>She looks extremely pleased
>”This thing you call a taco is excellent!”
>All the news ponies take pictures and ask questions
>You whisper something to Celestia
>”If you want to try this for yourself, come down to the Ponyville market and look for Good Taco.”
>Sweet, you have an endorsement now
>Celestia smiles
>The mayor and the royal guards are still shooting you dirty looks
>Ah well
>Today is shaping up to be a good day
>It’s now night
>The rest of the day was productive
>But exhausting
>Especially since everyone went to Good Taco after Celestia showed her approval
>You’re currently walking home
>Fluttershy is following you
>Normally you’d try to shoo her, but you’re too tired too right now
Well, Flutters we made a huge profit today
>She squees and flutters her wings
>”You called me Flutters~!”
>”You haven’t called me that in a long time!”
>That was before she started acting like a weird stalker
>You two used to be just friendly to each other
>Then after confessing to you in an awkward manner you turned Yellow Quiet down
>She’s been trying to guess your fetish or force you into sex ever since
>You actually started to loathe her
>Fluttershy is just blinded by lust and nothing more
>Yet she’s the one who made you successful…
>And you’ll admit, you’re starting to like her again
>She has wingboners right now
>Well, starting to anyway…
Fluttershy?
>”Yes Anon?”
Why do you care so much?
>”I love you of course.”
>You never really believed her when she said that
Still, you could have just let me fail and then I’d be stuck with you
That would have been to your advantage
>She blinks
>”I love you, I don’t want to hurt you.”
>Sigh
Why do you love me?
>She blushes
>”Well I find you attractive and cute, but that’s not the only reason.”
>”I remember when you first came here you were in need of my care. I was so happy to help you, and we formed a bond.”
>Fluttershy whimpers
>”Anon, you used to be so cheerful. Every day you hoped Twilight could send you home, but then it turned out to be impossible.”
>She digs her hoof at the ground
>”It broke my heart to see you so sad, and you never really were the same….”
>You nod
>You’ve stopped caring about most things once you found out you were stranded here
>”Then that day I was in peril, you saved me Anon.”
>Of course you did, you couldn’t let her die
>Fluttershy beams at you
>”I felt so weak, but you reminded me I was strong and to never give up.”
>”That’s why I can’t give up on you Anon!”
Fluttershy gives you a concerned look
>”I don’t want you to be alone in this world and sad!”
>She smiles sadly
>”You are perfect to me, everything I could ever want, and I want you to be happy.”
 Flutters….
>You sigh
>That explains it
>She took the never give up thing to heart
>Still you feel quite touched
>You compose yourself
>Maybe you can try giving her a chance in the future…
Thanks Fluttershy I-
>She’s staring at your crotch in an intense manner
>You glare
>Typical
>You’ve arrived at your house
>Enter and slam the door
>Fucking Fluttershy

>You are now Fluttershy
>Oh no
>You were staring….
>At Anon’s sensitive area
>His beautiful, hot, sensitive area
>No!
>That’s no way to think!
>It only makes him mad at you
>You messed up
>Again
>You hang your head and begin to walk home
>Recently he’s been friendlier to you
>Thanks to your help with his taco project
>You’re happy for that
>Now if you could only find his fetish
>Then Anon will love you
>You can’t give up
>You let out a small sigh
>It seems like you’ll never be able to though…
>Especially when you make him mad
>It always hurts when he yells or gets peeved at your displays of affection
>All these failures are getting to you, but you can’t give up!
>You’ll just have to bear with humiliating yourself, Anon being unhappy and all alone, and being unloved
>Until he loves you….
>If Anon ever does
>You stomp a hoof on the ground in frustration
>You try so hard!
>But it’s never enough
>You won’t give up though
>You can’t….
>”How are you this evening?”
>You look up to see Mr.D-
>Oh, Anon….
>Mr.Weenie is in front of you
>You’re a bit worried
>This pony is a bit strange, and it’s late at night
>Something tells you this isn’t a chance encounter
>”H-hello Mr.Weenie…”
>”Good evening, um…Buttershy is it?”
>”*mumblemumble*”
>Shoot, you need to say it louder
>”It’s Fl-Fluttershy.”
>Mr.Weenie smiles
>”Well Fluttershy, I hear you made that special sauce that everyp0ny is crazy about.”
>You nod
>”Why work for that monkey when you can be do so much better at Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s?”
>You frown
>Anon is an ape not a monkey
>Well, you do like to call his dic-
>You shake your head
>Focus, Fluttershy, focus
>You couldn’t leave Anon like this
>Especially if it means he’ll lose his home
>That would be so mean
>”Um, no. Sorry, but I like w-working at Good Taco…yeah.”
>You smile sheepishly
>”I can tell you one important ingredient in my sauce, though.”
>Mr.Weenie grins
>”Love.”
>He rolls his eyes
>It’s true though, you were thinking of Anon when making it
>Love……
>You sigh
>”Why the long face, is something wrong?”
>”Ummmm I’m n-not sure i-“
>”Oh come on, maybe I can help.”
>You blush and hide behind your mane
>”Well *squeak* I l-l-l-love a certain somep0ny.”
>You gulp
>”Very much.”
>”Really?”
>”Yes, I um take pictures of him when he doesn’t notice….”
>”When he smiles, when he’s on the t-toilet, um that one embarrassing incident at the Hearth’s Warming Eve party….”
>You gasp
>”I mean um! Nothing it’s nothing! Oh I’m sorry Anon!”
>You whimper
>Oh!
>Why did you say that?
>You even managed to mess this up….
>Mr.Weenie smiles
>”Oh so you love him huh?”
>You nod weakly
>”Well, mister I better get home my animals will miss me.”
>You fly away in a flustered manner
>Unbeknownst you, he is laughing under his breath
>”Perfect….let’s see how long Good Taco stays open when you blackmail its owner.”
>After putting Angel to bed you say goodnight to all the birdies and mice
>Then you go upstairs and settle into your bed
>”Good night world, good night everyp0ny, good night my sweetheart…”
>You sleep

>You are now Weenie employee #69
>You’re breaking into this mare’s cottage
>What’s her name?
>Flutterbold
>The boss said to look for some pictures for a monkey on a toilet or something
>He also told you to look for an embarrassing picture from a Hearth’s Warming Eve party
>You open the door
>It’s unlocked
>You silently walk inside
>Unfortunately you trip on something
>Fall face first
>”Ow!”
>You balance yourself and look at what you tripped on
>A…..dildo?
>Who leaves that lying around?!
>Ugh
>Your eyes widen
>This whole place is covered in kinky stuff
>Maybe you should leave
>You feel something poke your hooves
>Awwwww it’s a bunny-
>It goes for your throat
>Nope! You’re out
>”Run away!”
>You run out of the cottage
>Demon rabbits are where you draw the line
>Fucking rabbits

>You are now Anon
>It’s the next day and you’re on lunch break with Fluttershy
>You’re just munching away on a taco
>Honestly, you’re sick of tacos
>After all of this is over you’re not having any ever again
>Fluttershy must be sick of them too because she’s holding a hotdog between her hooves
>That must come from Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s it’s huge
>You’re not sure how they make them so large
>Doesn’t seem natural
>It also smells kind of funny
>Not because it’s a veggie dog
>Something seems off
>Fluttershy notices you staring
>She gets bedroom eyes
>The mare licks her lips and slowly begins to suck on it
>Her lips caress it
>Up and down
>”Mmm~ *slp*”
>Her wings slowly become erect
>Is she really fellating a hotdog
>This isn’t your fetish
>You frown
>Slap it out of her hooves
>”Eep!”
>Harry the bear waddles over to the hotdog
>Fluttershy still invites her animals over to work
>He sniffs the tofu abomination
>Seems like he has taste, because he doesn’t want to eat it
>Fluttershy puts a hoof to her mouth in worry
>”Oh no, I can tell he doesn’t like that.”
>”…Unless he’s not hungry.”
>She takes a taco from a tray and flings it onto the ground
>Harry sniffs it and eats it
>”A-anon something isn’t right about these wieners.”
>You chuckle
>She gives you a look
Yeah, I believe you. I suspect foul play here.
>Fluttershy looks scared
>”W-what if we’re the only ones who know?”
We have to do something about it.
>She smiles
>”I may um have a plan…”

Why did I agree to this again?
>You’re in a pony costume
>It has six legs too
>Two legs for you
>Four for Fluttershy
>Her face keeps rubbing up against your butt
>Something tells you she’s doing it on purpose
>Because she sometimes she kisses it
>Fucking Fluttershy
>For the first time you enter Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s
>It’s a large building
>Everything inside is extremely tacky and nylon
>It’s sort of like the eighties took a shit all over a gym and someone decided to make it a restaurant
>You awkwardly walk inside
>No one seems to care
>You make your way up to the counter
>As you and Fluttershy turn to go to the kitchen you bump into an employee
>”Oh, excuse me….um.”
They call me Six-legs….because I uh
>”I’ve noticed.”
Well, I’ll just be doing not suspicious stuff now.
>”Okay? Enjoy the wieners.”
Heheh wieners
>”What was that?”
I hate tacos
>”Oh, good.”
>He walks away
>Phew
>You sneak the large awkward costume into the kitchen
>Once inside you remove the costume
>Fluttershy was rubbing your butt the entire time
>You glare
>”Mmm’ sorry…”
Let’s just take a look around already.
>She nods
>The process to making these tofu dogs looks a bit strange
>There’s a large vat for mixing tofu
>Then it’s placed onto a conveyer belt
>Then it’s shaped into a hotdog
>It rolls along to this magical device that injects it with something
>Then it becomes huge!
>What’s being injected into it?
>You look up at the shelves
>Really?
>Really?!
>There’s a ton of canisters with a big yellow sticker?
>And they read: “Illegal chemicals?”
>Who does that?
>Well that was easy
Looks like this case is solved!
>”Not so fast monkey-boy!”
>Ah shit
>Mr.Dick and his posse are blocking your path
Heeeeey there’s no need to fight…
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. Cause we're all dudes.
>Smile
>”I’m having you two committed.”
>Fluttershy squeaks and leans into you
To a cuckoo house? Good luck!

>You are now in a cuckoo house
>”*bark* *bark*!”
>You’re sitting down with your arms crossed
>Son of a bitch!
>You look around the room
>Ponies of all ages and genders are just doing crazy stuff
>There’s two guards watching over all of you
>Argh!
>How did he manage to get you and Fluttershy committed to an asylum?
>Fluttershy jumps onto your lap
>She hops up and down
>”Brrrrr hehehehehe!”
What the hell are you doing?
>”Um…is being forced into an asylum your fetish?”
>Actually no, there’s your answer
>Fucking Fluttershy

>You are now Weenie employee #42
>You’ve been tasked with destroying Good Taco once and for all!
>It’s 4 am
>You slip inside the Good Taco tent
>Nop0ny is around
>Good
>Looks like there’s a batch of the sauce
>You open up your saddlebags and begin to pour in the laxatives
>As you’re pouring laxatives into the pot somep0ny shifts around
>It’s Mr.Waddle
>Horseapples!
>”What’re you doing you whippersnapper?”
>”Are you sleeping here? I should ask you the same thing!”
>”I asked first”
>You smirk smugly
>”I just put laxatives in your precious sauce! When it gets served tomorrow everyp0ny will have to go to the bathroom!”
>”Then your reputation shall be ruined and we will hold a sausage-fest in victory- what’s so funny?”
>Mr.Waddle chuckles
>”Heheh sausage-fest.”
>You grit your teeth
>”Are wiener are not a joke!”
>Mr.Waddle drags his hoof along the ground and snorts
>”I’m stopping this crime here and now!”
>You laugh

>You are now Anon
>You’re banging your head against the wall while Fluttershy asks you to stop
>You don’t stop
>”You gotta believe me I ‘aint crazy!”
>”That’s what they all say.”
>You turn around
>Mr.Waddle?
>He’s been committed too…
>You imagine that wasn’t very hard
>Mr.Waddle rushes over to the two of you
>”Mr. and Mrs. Fluttershy!”
>Yellow pone blushes
>You frown
>”I have terrible news!  Good Taco opens in an hour!”
So?
>”Our competition sabotaged the sauce!”
>Shit
>”But how do we leave?”
>Mr.Waddle shrugs his withers
>You know how…
>Walk up to the barking pony
Who’s a good girl? Yes you are! Yes you are!
>You pet her
>She wags her tail
>Fluttershy looks jealous
>You point at the guards
Sic ‘em girl!
>The dog pony charges at a guard and bites onto her hoof
>”Ah! Get this crazy mare off of me!”
>You attempt to open a window
I could use some help opening the window
>A large dazed looking stallion walks up to you
>Turns around
>Oh boy
>He kicks you
>Sends you flying through the window
>Crash onto the ground
>No broken bones or anything
>Just like the movies
Ow…
>Mr.Waddle jumps down
>Your stomach breaks his fall
Uumph! Watch it!
>You slowly get up
>Fluttershy is at the edge of the window, cowering
Come on jump!
>”N-no…”
You’ve had plenty of practice being ejected from windows
>Cross your arms
Trust me…
>”It’s scary…”
Oh for the love of-
You have wings!
>”But it’s so high, and um…”
>Sigh
You, jumping out of windows….is um my fetish…
>She gasps
>Fluttershy jumps out and flutters down beside you
>You turn to leave but a hoof pokes your behind
What?
>Banana Hush’s wings are outstretched
>She appears to be grinning widely
>”Um are we going to~.”
We don’t have time for this! Good Taco is in danger!
>”But I know your fetish now, mister.”
>She looks about ready to tackle you and have her way with you
>Gotta go fast!
Cmon Waddle lets go!
>You dash away and he follows
>”Anon come back!”
>Fluttershy runs after you
>God damn it
>You turn a corner with Waddle
>He’s panting
>”You go on ahead sonny, I’ll hold your wife off.”
>You don’t bother to correct him
>You nod
>After some distance you hear Mr.Waddle shout
>”Hey Mrs.Fluttershy your hubbie went that way!”
>”Oh thank you!”
>You smirk and keep on your path to the marketplace
>You hear the flapping of wings
>Look up
>Did Mr.Waddle just help her?
>Hope it’s an accident
>”Why are you resisting mister?”
I don’t want to have sex!
>”But it’s your fetish and I performed it.”
I lied! It’s not my fetish!
>Now she looks upset
>”W-why would you lie? I don’t believe you!”
>You ignore her
>You see the first customer to Good Taco
>One of you employees is about to serve this pony a taco
>You jump into the way
Noooooooooo!
>You slap the taco away and fall face first onto the ground
>That was close
>Everyone is looking at you strangely
>That was a bit overdramatic
>Suddenly something slams into you
>Fluttershy flips you over and begins to dry hump you
>”Mmmmmmm~”
>She plants kisses all along your face
>Her wings flap rapidly
We’re closed for today! Sorry everyone
>Everyone groans
>A few ponies notice you are being dry humped
>”Aaaaaaw~ They want to have a day for themselves.”
>Everyone thinks it’s cute
>The employees nod in agreement
>They all leave
>That was effective, but you’re incredibly embarrassed and can only stutter in protest
>You sigh
Stop humping me!
>Fluttershy stops sucking on your neck and stops humping you
>”*pop*”
>”But your fe-“
It’ not my fetish!
>”*whimper*”
>Fucking Fluttershy
>You push her off
>Stand up
Look Fluttershy, we need to stop these hotdog crooks once and for all!
>She nods
>”But um how?”
Simple, we’ll take the chemicals as proof.
We just need a distraction….
>Fluttershy smiles
>You smile at her

>About an hour later you two march side by side
>Finally embracing each other as allies
>As friends
>As l-
>Nevermind that
>You enter Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s
>Almost instantly you’re surrounded by Weenie employees
>Mr.Dick approaches
>”Well, well, well, you two losers got out huh?”
>”That’s too bad, cause the next place we’re sending you is much worse.”
Whatever you say Mr.Dick
>Fluttershy sings a tune
>No one pays attention, all eyes are on you
>”What did you just call me?”
Mr.Dick, you dick
>”I AM A WEENIE!”
Oh you totally are a weenie. A huge one…
>He squints at you
>”What are you implying?”
I’m implying that your establishment is beta as fuck
>”What’s that even mean?”
It means you suck wieners!
>There are cries of outrage
>”Wieners are for eating not sucking!”
Tacos are better anyway, because while wieners are predictable, with tacos….
>You put on a pair of shades
You have to think outside the bun!
>….
>No one gets it…
>Before you can explain a bunch of animals rush in
>Holy shit that little song of Fluttershy’s is effective
>A trio of squirrels jump onto an employee he flails about
>Birds chirp and fill the air with noise
>Harry the bear chases after Mr.Dick
>You run on ahead, while Fluttershy supervises her animals
>The kitchen is pretty much the same as you had left it
>You reach for a shelf
>Get a canister
>A bunch drop and fall into the vat
>Oops…
>An employee member rushes in and gasps
>”You stupid monkey what have you done?!”
Why what’s wrong?
>”That much illegal chemicals into one batch will make it explode!”
Oh….
>You run past him
Fluttershy let’s go! Now!
>She escorts all her animals out
>Everyone runs out screaming
>You look back at Super Weenie Hut Jr.’s
>The roof explodes and is launched off into the distance

>You are now Mayor Mare
>Finally Town Hall is repaired
>You admire it from a distance
>Mr.Anon will have to pay for it soon
>You smile smugly
>If he can afford it
>You hear a booming sound
>What was that?
>Before you can ponder this further you see a large chunk of tofu and rubble zoom past many buildings above
>It then crashes into Town Hall
>Which then collapses on itself…
>Your eye twitches
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

>You are now Anon
>You smile as the royal guards begin to stuff Mr.Dick and his employee’s into a jail cart
>”Wait! Anon tell them it wasn’t really illegal chemicals! We can work together!”
>”Think of the superior foods we can create! A wiener inside of a taco!”
>You laugh
Yeah yeah, see you Mr.Dick…
>As he is taken away he screams
>”I AM A WEENIE! I AM A WEENIE!”
Yes, yes you are.
>You turn to Fluttershy
Thanks, for everything
>Fluttershy tears up
>”B-b-but Anon, our stand…”
>You turn to look at it
>It’s totally destroyed
>All of the equipment is going to take some time to replace
>Looks like you’re losing your house…
It doesn’t matter
>”Why?”
>Are you really thinking this?!
Look I’m sorry about taking advantage of you. With the whole contract thing and treating you a bit meanly, without you I wouldn’t even have gotten this far…
>You pick her up
>She squeaks
>You hug her tightly
>She hugs you back
>”That’s okay Anon, your happiness is enough…”
Yeah, so is yours
>You blush and look away
>”Oh no, not as important as yours.”
>You sigh
>She can’t take the hint
Shut up and kiss me you shy horse
>”Wha-“
>You pull her into a deep kiss
>You move your mouth away
>”Oh Anon!”
>She’s blushing and looks excited
Can I live with you from now on? I won’t have a home-
>”Yes!”
>She blushes
>”Um mister …are we going to combine hotdogs and tacos?”
>Really?
>Ugh
>Well she’s still awkward Fluttershy
>You mumble
Yes…
>Fucking Fluttershy <3
>The End