For you

12:51 AM <Owl3> Sorry Horo, plumb out of luck old chap!
12:51 AM — •Anahita bombs Horo
12:52 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK
12:52 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> fuck]
12:52 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> fuck
12:52 AM <FHIChan> No Horo lad, you can't come to my trench because that'd bring fire down on us you understand
12:52 AM <FHIChan> That'd be a right pickle
12:52 AM <•Nyandere-chan> You know
12:52 AM <•Nyandere-chan> We don't need your thing anyway
12:52 AM <FHIChan> So if you could just
12:52 AM — FHIChan gestures with her Enfield
12:52 AM <•Nyandere-chan> We can adopt children
12:52 AM <FHIChan> Stay over there...
12:52 AM <FHIChan> That'd be grand.
12:52 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FHIChan my ol' man, we are hummy chummies, so let's just bear with it together eh?
12:52 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It'll be great
12:52 AM — •Anahita bombs Horo again
12:53 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Araara~
12:53 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Is
12:53 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> fuck off anahita
12:53 AM <FHIChan> No no chum, you've got to go with your bird. She seems to be a bit frisky right now.
12:53 AM <•Nyandere-chan> my Horo-chan
12:53 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> ur ded
12:53 AM <•Anahita> No, you're dead
12:53 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Snuggling up to others...again?
12:53 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> nooonon
12:53 AM <•Anahita> If notby the bombing then by theEvangeline
12:53 AM — FHIChan widens her eyes, her bushy mustache twitching
12:53 AM <FHIChan> SHE'S COMIN' FOR US LADS, FIX BAYONETS AND ARM GRENADES
12:54 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> LOOK YOU FUCKERS COME HELP ME PLEASE
12:54 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> I DON'T WANT MY HORO TO GET CUT OFF
12:54 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
12:54 AM <•Markus_Wilding> wtf is going on
12:54 AM — Owl3 readies machine gun
12:54 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK OFF MARKUS U GIT
12:54 AM <•Anahita> First everybody was a weaboo
12:54 AM — FHIChan hunkers down behind the trench wall and does a Hail Mary, waiting for Eva to come over the trench-wall any moment
12:54 AM <Owl3> HORO PLS GO
12:54 AM <•Anahita> Now everybody is a WWI era British infantrman
12:54 AM <Owl3> It's still weeb-shit
12:54 AM <FHIChan> HORO LAD YOU'RE JEPRODIZING THE WHOLE WAR AND I DON'T THINK THE QUEEN WOULD APPROVE
12:54 AM <•Mrdirector> you're weeb-shit owl
12:54 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> THIS is theMost CHIll I HAVE SEEN #SKRP EVER
12:55 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK OFF FHICHAN SHE LOVES EACH AND EVERY BRIT
12:55 AM <•Anahita> Not you
12:55 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I only love one Brit
12:55 AM <FHIChan> THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHE CAN'T BE JOLLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU RUIN HER WAR
12:55 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NYANDERE=CHAN JUST INVADE FRANCE OR SOMETHING GOSH
12:55 AM — FHIChan throws a grenade in the general direction she heard Nyandere-chan's voice coming from
12:55 AM <Owl3> QUICK THROW HORO OUT THE TRENCH!
12:55 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK OFF I'M STAYING
12:55 AM — Owl3 heaves horo over the side
12:55 AM <Owl3> AFRAID NOT M8
12:56 AM — FHIChan shoots in a random direction but has to stop after one shot because bolt-action, amirite?
12:56 AM — •Nyandere-chan bats it out of the way with a swing of the axe
12:56 AM <•Anahita> You shot me
12:56 AM <•Anahita> Why did you shoot me ;-;
12:56 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Ara ara~
12:56 AM — Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats] throws Anahita out of the trenth
12:56 AM — FHIChan looks up over the wall of the Trench to see that she now has an ax
12:56 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> pls just pretend to be me
12:56 AM — FHIChan bursts into tears immediately
12:56 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Someone could get hurt here
12:56 AM — Owl3 jumps into dugout, covers entry
12:56 AM <FHIChan> WE'RE RIGHT NIKKED CHUMS
12:56 AM <Owl3> http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Future1.jpg
12:56 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> WHY THE AXE
12:56 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It's faster
12:57 AM <•Anahita> At least it's not a cleaver a la Higurashi
12:57 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> TO CUT MY HORO OFF???
12:57 AM <•Nyandere-chan> and you seemed to not like cooking knives
12:57 AM — FHIChan pulls Anahita down into the trenches and offers her a cigar and a stick-on-fake-mustache
12:57 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> look I like my Horo can I pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee keep it
12:57 AM <•Nyandere-chan> No
12:57 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It was a bad little Horo
12:58 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
12:58 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It... it has...
12:58 AM <•Anahita> This is fuckin weird
12:58 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I cannot allow for it to stand between us
12:58 AM — FHIChan hands Anahita a Lee-Enfield
12:58 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> Anahita I am the one who IS TRYING TO AVOID GETTING HIS HORO CHOPPED OFF
12:58 AM <FHIChan> Just roll with it me ol' chum!
12:58 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> HELP ME GAWD
12:58 AM <•Anahita> Why would I want a Lee-Enfield
12:59 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> IT'S WHAT WE HAD IN WWI
12:59 AM <•Anahita> I have seven AGM-65s
12:59 AM <FHIChan> Because it's standard issue you ninny!
12:59 AM — Owl3 digs deeper into the dugout, covering door further with dirt to separate from Horo
12:59 AM <Owl3> GOOD LUCK CHUM!
12:59 AM <•Anahita> Where I come from, AGM-65s are standard issue
12:59 AM <•Anahita> Also, I don't know what's going on, but I mean
12:59 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Everyone here seems sooo... violent...
12:59 AM <•Anahita> You probably deserve to have your Horo chopped off
12:59 AM — FHIChan hands you a Lee-Enfield anyways because this is Britain and we won't tollerate any of that eccentric rubbish
12:59 AM <•Nyandere-chan> >All these weapons...
12:59 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK OFF DO I DESERVER TO HAVE IT CHOPPED OFF
12:59 AM <•Anahita> Just stick it on one of my hardpoints, I guess
12:59 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Yes
1:00 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It must go
1:00 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> Heheheh... Stick it into one of Anahita's hardpoints...
1:00 AM <•Anahita> Yea, FHIC, stick your rifle into one of my hardpoints
1:00 AM — Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats] pokes the Horo
1:00 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It must never again be able to enter any... hardpoint
1:00 AM — FHIChan looks over the wall of the trench as she affixes the Enfield to one of the hardpoints, watching Nyandere-chan and making sure she doesn't make her way towards the trenches
1:00 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Ufufufu~
1:00 AM <FHIChan> There ye go chum, right as rain and ready for war
1:01 AM — Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats] pleads with FHIChan to save him
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Now
1:01 AM <FHIChan> If you see any crazy Austrians out there don't shoot because that'll just make her mad.
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Kochi kochi
1:01 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> Yes boss :'(
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Come here, Horo~
1:01 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FHICHAN SAVE ME PLEASE
1:01 AM <FHIChan> And then she'll kill us all lad.
1:01 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> OWL3
1:01 AM — FHIChan ignores Horo's pleas
1:01 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> KEEP ME SAFE
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Be a nice little Horo
1:01 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I'll keep you safe!
1:01 AM — FHIChan removes her helmet and sheds a tear for a fallen brother
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> After all
1:01 AM <•Anahita> You can get on my back and I can fly you to 20,000m altitude
1:01 AM <Owl3> YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN CHAP!
1:01 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Horo daisuki
1:02 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> Keep me save from Eva keeping me safe PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1:02 AM <•Anahita> She probably can't follow
1:02 AM <FHIChan> I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T HELP YA MUCH LAD.
1:02 AM — Owl3 digs further from Horo, separated by dirt
1:02 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> WE'RE ALL BRITS HERE C'MON
1:02 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> I'M NO PIKEY
1:02 AM — FHIChan sets some barbed wire
1:02 AM <•Markus_Wilding> you people are weird
1:02 AM <•Anahita> Just go with it, Markus
1:02 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> I DON'T CHAV IT UP
1:02 AM <•Nyandere-chan> There will be noone harming you, Horo
1:02 AM — FHIChan throws a Mustard Gas canister at Horo to make him go away
1:02 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I'll make sure of it
1:02 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> STAY OFF OF MY HORO
1:02 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> OMG
1:02 AM <FHIChan> BUGGER OFF BEFORE SHE KILLS US ALL
1:03 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FHICHAN JUST LET ME STAY PLEASE
1:03 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> WE CAN FIGHT HER OFF
1:03 AM <FHIChan> BUT WE CAN'T REALLY WIN CAN WE CHAP?
1:03 AM <•Anahita> At this point
1:03 AM — •Nyandere-chan takes practice swings with the axe
1:03 AM <FHIChan> CHIN UP LAD SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR TODGER
1:03 AM <•Anahita> Howlong has Evangeline actually been running towards the trench
1:03 AM <•Anahita> You'd think she'd have reached it by now
1:03 AM <FHIChan> She's not coming for the trench chum
1:03 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> WE CAN I KNOW HER WEAKNESS
1:03 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I'm not running
1:03 AM <Owl3> SURE, WE CAN FIGHT HER OFF! YOU GO FIGHT HER ALONE AND WE'LL.... UHHH.... FLANK HER
1:03 AM <•Nyandere-chan> How... unrefined
1:03 AM <•Anahita> You should start running then
1:03 AM <FHIChan> She's coming for Horo, who we have excomunicated from our trench dontyouknow
1:04 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:04 AM <•Anahita> At this rate Horo's Horo is going to fall off before you can chop it off
1:04 AM → Luxa joined (Mibbit@coldfront-26579C4.dhcp.bufr.ga.charter.com)
1:04 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> ALL FOR ONE AND HORO FOR ALL
1:04 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I can accept that
1:04 AM — FHIChan pulls Luxa down into the trench and hands her a Lee-Enfield and a stick-on-fake-mustache
1:04 AM <•Nyandere-chan> As long as Horo's Horo is gone
1:04 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NO I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM EVERYONE BUT YOU
1:04 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> LUXA HELP ME U FUCK
1:04 AM <•Anahita> Or I can fly Horo to you, this Lee Enfieldis getting uncomforable
1:04 AM <•Anahita> I'm not built for this kind of munition
1:04 AM <FHIChan> GET DOWN LUXA DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET YER HED BLOWN OFF WANDER'IN AROUND LIKE THAT?
1:04 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> LUXA SHE'LL DESTROY YOUR LUXA
1:05 AM <FHIChan> What do you think we are Anahita, some kind of American cowboys?
1:05 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I won't
1:05 AM <•Anahita> You're a bunch of outdated Brits
1:05 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I only have eyes for you, Horohoro
1:05 AM <FHIChan> Well yeh
1:05 AM <Owl3> Horo, she doesn't want anyone else! Be brave, go sacrifice yourself!
1:05 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Ufufufu~
1:05 AM <FHIChan> That's the point chum
1:05 AM — Luxa looks around and crawls back under the rock
1:05 AM <•Anahita> I'm the finest piece of technology to come out of the 60s
1:05 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK OFF I WANT MY HORO
1:05 AM — FHIChan throws a rock at Horo to make him go away
1:05 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NO
1:05 AM <•Nyandere-chan> You can't have your Horo and enjoy it too, you know
1:06 AM <FHIChan> RUN LAD SHE CAN'T CATCH YOU IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
1:06 AM <•Mrdirector> hello luxa
1:06 AM <FHIChan> ITS TOO LATE FOR YOUR BELLEND BUT YOU MIGHT GET OFF WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOUR SACRIFICE WILL BE WELL REMEMBERED BY HER MAJESTY
1:06 AM <FHIChan> NOW BUGGER OFF BEFORE YOU GET US ALL AXED
1:07 AM <Luxa> So I walked into some strange TV show here
1:07 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Now, let's get this over with
1:07 AM <•Anahita> Well, as far as I know
1:07 AM — •Nyandere-chan walks up to Horo
1:07 AM <•Mrdirector> yes, it appears you did luxa
1:07 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NO
1:07 AM <Owl3> Luxa, just know not to make the same mistake as Horo
1:07 AM <•Anahita> Evangeline wants to chop off Horo's Horo, but FHIC... is in love with Horo? Or with Evangeline?
1:07 AM — FHIChan court-martials Luxa as a deserter
1:07 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FHICHAN HER MAJESTY WANTS ALL BRITS TO KEEP THEIR BRITS
1:07 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Who
1:07 AM <•Anahita> FHIC wants Horo to die because she's actually in love with Evangeline
1:07 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Who is in love with my Horo?
1:07 AM <•Anahita> FHIC
1:07 AM <FHIChan> Shut up Anahita no one needed to know that ;~;
1:07 AM <FHIChan> Woah hey
1:08 AM <FHIChan> Woah hey now
1:08 AM — Owl3 digs deeper dugout
1:08 AM <FHIChan> Are you trying to get me killed love?
1:08 AM <•Anahita> I'm here because FHIC was sticking her rifle in my hardpoint but her affections actually lie with Horo
1:08 AM — Luxa joins Owl3
1:08 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Neee, FHIChan....
1:08 AM <•Anahita> My love scorned, I'll probably end up bombing her
1:08 AM <•Anahita> That's the general synopsis, Luxa.
1:08 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Why... don't we have a little talk
1:08 AM <•Mrdirector> yeah, can confirm, fhic fell for horo way back
1:08 AM <Owl3> Now, we just bayonet anyone who comes in here... FHIC included
1:08 AM — FHIChan hunkers down and points urgently at Nyandere-chan
1:08 AM <Luxa> Makes perfect sense
1:08 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> WHAT
1:08 AM <FHIChan> ANAHITA YOU'RE A FIGHTER BOMBER RIGHT?!
1:08 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> EVERYONE WANTS ME HORO
1:08 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FFS GUYS
1:08 AM <FHIChan> GO FIGHTER BOMB HER OR SOMETHING
1:09 AM <•Anahita> Ah, so you can leave me for Horo
1:09 AM <•Anahita> Is that it
1:09 AM — FHIChan trembles with fear and sets more barbed wire in her fortified corner
1:09 AM <Owl3> Horo! We don't want your Horo! Except maybe not in our trench!
1:09 AM <FHIChan> Of course not, are you bleeding mad!?
1:09 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> FUCK OFF OWL
1:09 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> 3
1:09 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Me hacks through the first barbed wire obstacles
1:09 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NO
1:09 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> STOP HER
1:09 AM — FHIChan retreats as far back into the corner as possible, ashen white as the trenches are assaulted and taken with pathetic ease
1:09 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> PLEASE
1:10 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Hmmm...
1:10 AM — Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats] hides behhind FHIChan
1:10 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Now that I think about it
1:10 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I bet
1:10 AM <Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats]> NO
1:10 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It was FHIChan
1:10 AM — FHIChan desperately pops off a couple rounds with the Lee-Enfield but only has like 5 bullets because of shitty 19th century British weaponry
1:10 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Who spoiled what should be mine...
1:10 AM — Owl3 points shovel at dugout entry, hides away from Horo and FHIC
1:10 AM <FHIChan> Wot?!
1:10 AM <FHIChan> No I didn't lass! That wasn't me at all!
1:10 AM <FHIChan> What're you on about?!
1:10 AM <•Anahita> It was definitely her
1:11 AM — Luxa hides in the largest Zeppelin in existance
1:11 AM — FHIChan trembles in terror, my fake mustache quivering madly
1:11 AM <Luxa> They will never find me here
1:11 AM <•Nyandere-chan> There is no use in lying
1:11 AM <Owl3> FHIC, we have uhhh.... A telegram from Command! Yeah! It says you need to take Horo and charge them!
1:11 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I
1:11 AM — •Anahita shoots down Luxa's zeppelin
1:11 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I shall clean up this mess
1:11 AM <FHIChan> BUGGER OFF OWL, SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YE STILL CAN WHILE I DISTRACT HER FOR THE QUEEN AND COUNTRY
1:11 AM — Luxa moarns the zeppelin
1:11 AM — FHIChan points her bayonet at Nyandere-chan, wide eyed and terrified
1:11 AM — Owl3 hops out of trench, starts running
1:12 AM — •Nyandere-chan moves it aside with the axehead
1:12 AM Horo_DestroyerOfPussy[Cats] → ScorpionThatKilledFredrica
1:12 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> Hi
1:12 AM — FHIChan is instantly defeated
1:12 AM <•Nyandere-chan> That's desperate Horo
1:12 AM — FHIChan throws up my hands in surrender
1:12 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Really... desperate
1:12 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica saves FHIChan
1:12 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> You are safe now
1:12 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica is invincible
1:12 AM — Luxa pokes scorpionthatkilledfredrica with a very long stick
1:12 AM <•Anahita> Freeze FHIC in carbonite and give her to m
1:12 AM — •Nyandere-chan hacks apart the ScorpionThatKilledFredrica
1:12 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica protects Luxa
1:13 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica scorpions away from Nyandere-chan
1:13 AM — FHIChan pulls off her helmet and attempts to hide behind it
1:13 AM — Owl3 runs back, grabs Luxa, runs away again
1:13 AM <Owl3> Ruuuuun!
1:13 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Kuso sasori
1:13 AM — Luxa doesn't understand why Owl3 is running
1:13 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Shine
1:13 AM — Luxa eats a sandwhich
1:13 AM <FHIChan> Bloody hell!
1:13 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica doesn't understand these fucken words
1:13 AM — •Nyandere-chan continues hacking away at the ScorpionThatKilledFredrica
1:13 AM — FHIChan grabs my service revolver and branchishes it shakily
1:13 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica scorpions away
1:14 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Return Horo you fucking piece of garbage
1:14 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica drags FHIChan to not die alone
1:14 AM — Luxa offers everyone a delicious sandwich
1:14 AM — Owl3 continues running, passes field artillery
1:14 AM <Luxa> Eat sandwiches not war!
1:14 AM <•Anahita> ScorpionThatKilledFredrica drags FHIChan to not die alone
1:14 AM <•Anahita> Not sure dying with Horo is really an improevment
1:14 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Or I'll make sure to sever every single one of your eight legs slowly
1:15 AM — FHIChan quietly attempts to crawl away to rendezvous with the troops and give Anahita a right talking to
1:15 AM — •Nyandere-chan spots FHIChan
1:15 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Nyaha, what do we have there?
1:15 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> Anahita you just haven't had the fortune to experience my charm
1:15 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> I mean experience Horo's charm*
1:16 AM <•Anahita> You ain't got no charm
1:16 AM <•Anahita> Loser
1:16 AM <FHIChan> Nothing lass!
1:16 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> Ye fuck off lad u wouldn/t know charm if it charmed you in the face
1:16 AM — FHIChan crawls faster
1:16 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Horo's the most charming
1:16 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> At least someone appreciates that Horo guy
1:16 AM — Luxa sneakily steals ScorpionThatKilledFredrica's hat
1:16 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> What a legend
1:16 AM <•Anahita> Oh I know charm
1:16 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica scorpions Luxa in the head
1:16 AM — •Nyandere-chan walks faster towards FHIChan
1:16 AM — Luxa steals ScorpionThatKilledFredrica's scorpions
1:17 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica is a scorpion and can;t be stolen
1:17 AM — FHIChan mutters under her breath about how Sergeant never told her about this aspect of the war as she attempts to get away
1:17 AM <•Nyandere-chan> We wouldn't want you to get away
1:17 AM <•Nyandere-chan> After you caused this much misery
1:17 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica escapes while Nyandere-chan chases someone else
1:17 AM <•Nyandere-chan> By taking Horo's...
1:17 AM — •Anahita pins FHIC down with one of her landing wheels
1:17 AM — Owl3 comes back to the front with a motorcycle, stops next to FHIChan, stares, then drives to chase Scorpion
1:17 AM <•Anahita> Where you goin
1:17 AM — Luxa randomly pounces on FHICan
1:18 AM — FHIChan continues to attempt to affect a plausible means of escape but is foiled
1:18 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I shall make sure you'll never get near my Horo ever again
1:18 AM <•Nyandere-chan> And then I shall find my Horo
1:18 AM <•Anahita> I thought it was Horo's Horo you wanted her to stay away from
1:18 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica Horo is now in a far away country
1:18 AM <•Nyandere-chan> And we'll take care of his Horo
1:18 AM <FHIChan> Oh my god please don't chop off my legs you crazy bird I swer when the queen finds out about this she'll be in a right tizzy I swear on mum Lizzy
1:18 AM <•Nyandere-chan> And then we'll sail happily into the evening sun
1:19 AM — FHIChan hides her head under her helmet
1:19 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Living happily ever after
1:19 AM — Owl3 follows scorpion on motorcycle, ready to joust with bayonet on enfield
1:19 AM <•Anahita> Di you just call an F-4 a bird
1:19 AM — •Nyandere-chan chops off FHICs arm
1:19 AM <•Anahita> That's a fucking slur
1:19 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica hides in some obscure contry
1:19 AM <•Nyandere-chan> It's not a leg, no?
1:19 AM — •Mrdirector unleashes a swarm of reality checks on nyandere-chan
1:20 AM — Owl3 finds scorpion, chases relentlessly to joust
1:20 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Love... knows no such bounds
1:20 AM — FHIChan loses an arm, but stays Stoic for Queen Victoria
1:20 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> (God Save the Queen)
1:20 AM <FHIChan> You're mad!! You hear me!?
1:20 AM — •Nyandere-chan hacks off the other arm
1:20 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Shhh...
1:20 AM — •Mrdirector fires more reality checks, as reality checks are the only way to deal with weebs
1:20 AM <•Nyandere-chan> you'll scare Horo away
1:20 AM <•Nyandere-chan> No shouting
1:20 AM — FHIChan is now a double amputee, and is finding quiet dignity to be much more difficult
1:21 AM <FHIChan> I never touched him I swer!
1:21 AM <•Anahita> She definitely touched him
1:21 AM <•Nyandere-chan> See
1:21 AM <•Anahita> Hack off the rest go on
1:21 AM — Luxa kindly reminds Mrdirector that the weebs reject his reality and substitute their own
1:21 AM <•Mrdirector> off with her head!
1:21 AM — Owl3 returns to front after jousting a scorpion, watches from a distance
1:21 AM <•Nyandere-chan> We need to go sure here...
1:21 AM — •Mrdirector kindly reminds luxa that if it works for Filthy Frank, it can work here too
1:22 AM — •Nyandere-chan takes off FHIChan's head with one heavy swing of the axe
1:22 AM <Owl3> Well director, too bad you'll never be rad
1:22 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> My comrades are dead :(
1:22 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica mourns in secret
1:22 AM — FHIChan dies with a thought of the Queen and how disappointed she must be in her preformance
1:22 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Now now
1:22 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Where's my Horo?
1:22 AM FHIChan → FHIC_Deceased
1:22 AM <•Nyandere-chan> This... is quite a piece of work...
1:22 AM — Luxa points Nyandere-chan in the right direction
1:23 AM — •Mrdirector points Nyandere-chan in the wrong direction
1:23 AM — Owl3 drives away from the "right direction", instead goes to estovakia!!
1:23 AM — Luxa stabs Mrdirector with a pointed stick
1:23 AM — •Mrdirector is stabbed
1:23 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Well
1:23 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica hides harder
1:23 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I guess I'll just have to do what I do best...
1:24 AM — •Mrdirector bashes luxa over the head with fhic's dead corpse
1:24 AM — FHIC_Deceased bashes Luxa inna hed
1:24 AM <Owl3> Where could you possibly hide, Horo, where nobody in the world could find you?
1:24 AM — Luxa is bashed over the head with a corpse
1:24 AM — •Nyandere-chan falls back on the experience of years of stalking Horo-senpai
1:24 AM <•Mrdirector> owl3: Belarus. Noone knows where it is
1:24 AM <Owl3> I know where that is
1:24 AM <•Mrdirector> nope
1:24 AM <Owl3> Yeah
1:24 AM <Luxa> In Spain!
1:24 AM <Luxa> Or Mexico
1:25 AM <•Mrdirector> and if that doesn't work, there's always kansas
1:25 AM <Luxa> basically the same place :P
1:25 AM <Owl3> He's obviously in the most obscure place in the world, the best place to hide
1:25 AM <Owl3> Kamchatka
1:25 AM — Luxa blows up Kamchatka
1:25 AM — ScorpionThatKilledFredrica knows Nyandere-chan like the back of his hand
1:25 AM <Owl3> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:25 AM — Luxa pats Owl3 consolingly
1:26 AM — •Nyandere-chan tackles the ScorpionThatKilledFredrica
1:26 AM — Owl3 shivs Luxa in the leg
1:26 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Now now...
1:26 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Hand back the Horo
1:26 AM <•Nyandere-chan> All is well
1:26 AM — •Mrdirector nukes everyone from orbit
1:26 AM <•Nyandere-chan> I took care of the bitch that took your purity
1:26 AM — Luxa nukes Mrdirector from the surface
1:26 AM — Owl3 retreats to Estovakian mountain throne, secure from Horo or anyone else
1:26 AM — •Mrdirector evades the nukes
1:26 AM ⇐ •Markus_Wilding quit (tiramisu@coldfront-ABBF70B7.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Ping timeout
1:27 AM — Luxa recruits Australia
1:27 AM — •Mrdirector knows from two years of rping that stealth wins everything, and uses stealth to vanish forever
1:27 AM <•Nyandere-chan> Uughhh
1:27 AM — FHIC_Deceased bleeds a bit indignantly at mention of her having A) Taken Horo's purity, eww, and B) being a bitch.
1:27 AM — •Nyandere-chan falls over
1:28 AM — Owl3 takes FHIC's body to some sketchy lab in Anchorage, revives it in a mecha body
1:28 AM FHIC_Deceased → MechaFHIC
1:28 AM — Owl3 stencils Estovakian flag in a place the mech arms can't reach and erase
1:28 AM <•Mrdirector> in your rage you killed anahita etc. etc.
1:28 AM — Luxa pokes MechaFHIC with a pointed stick
1:28 AM <•Anahita> What happened to me
1:29 AM <•Mrdirector> in her rage, fhic killed you
1:29 AM <•Anahita> Why has she done this
1:29 AM Nyandere-chan → •Nyanko
1:29 AM <•Mrdirector> I dunno, its what happened in episode 3
1:29 AM <Owl3> Is it over?
1:29 AM — MechaFHIC destroyed Anahita cause she accused me of being some kind of adulterer and got me killed
1:29 AM <Owl3> Did estovakian win?
1:29 AM <•Mrdirector> egypt won
1:29 AM <•Mrdirector> egypt always wins
1:29 AM <Owl3> no, egypt got nuked
1:30 AM <•Anahita> *egyot
1:30 AM — MechaFHIC rebuilds her because it is that very sequence of events that got her her kick-ass robot arms
1:30 AM <•Nyanko> Hungry...
1:30 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> <Nyandere-chan> I took care of the bitch that took your purity <-- she is doing just fine :p
1:30 AM — MechaFHIC slaps Anahita right in the cockpit
1:30 AM <MechaFHIC> HOW COULD YOU
1:30 AM — Owl3 also stencils estovakian flag on MechaAnahita's body where she can't erase it
1:30 AM <•Anahita> FHIC's the mecha, not me
1:30 AM <Owl3> You died
1:30 AM — •Nyanko is out of energy
1:31 AM <•Anahita> Also don't slap me you adultering hussy, I know what was going on between you and Horo
1:31 AM — Luxa sneaks up on Owl3 with grapes
1:31 AM <Owl3> Ran out of mana, can't use her special ability
1:31 AM <•Nyanko> Horo
1:31 AM <•Nyanko> Food!
1:31 AM <ScorpionThatKilledFredrica> I just cleaned my teeth I cannot eat
1:31 AM <MechaFHIC> Bitch please, I would never touch Horo and I am appalled that you would think that of me
1:31 AM ScorpionThatKilledFredrica → Horo
1:31 AM — Owl3 does not notice Luxa
1:31 AM <MechaFHIC> After all I did for you
1:31 AM — Luxa offers Nyanko food
1:31 AM <MechaFHIC> After ALL THOSE TIMES I LOADED YOU UP
1:31 AM Horo → MechaHoro
1:31 AM <•Nyanko> Food!
1:31 AM <•Nyanko> Arigato
1:31 AM <•Anahita> Yeah well
1:31 AM — •Nyanko noms
1:31 AM — Owl3 also stencils estovakian flag on MechaHoro's body where she can't erase it
1:31 AM <Owl3> *he can't erase it
1:31 AM — MechaHoro is a fucken guy
1:32 AM <•Anahita> Your rifle doesn't even fit into my hardpoint
1:32 AM <•Anahita> So....
1:32 AM — MechaFHIC gasps, shocked
1:32 AM <Owl3> fukn rekt
1:32 AM <MechaFHIC> How could you even say that
1:32 AM <MechaFHIC> I thought we really had something
1:32 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNA BE A ROBOT BABY
1:32 AM — Luxa sets up a Mecha repair shop since we might need one soon
1:32 AM <Owl3> Don't worry, FHIC, we'll make you a bigger rifle. Estovakia has the technology
1:32 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNA BE AN INTELLIGENT MACHINE
1:32 AM <•Anahita> Sorry, your munitions just aren't big enough
1:32 AM <MechaFHIC> I can't even rebound to Eva because she's so into Horo ;~;
1:33 AM <MechaFHIC> Fine
1:33 AM <MechaFHIC> You know what?
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNA BE A ROBOT BABY
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
1:33 AM <MechaFHIC> Fine, we'll see who'll give you all those shiny anti-tank missiles once I'm gone
1:33 AM <MechaFHIC> You'll be sorry
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> IF I WERE A ROBOT, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO EAT OR DRINK
1:33 AM <Owl3> Horo
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> IF I WERE A ROBOT I WOULDNT HAVE TO BREATH
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> I SCULD SPEND EVERY DAY DAY
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> JUST HELPIGN OTHER,S HELPING OTHERS
1:33 AM <Owl3> No!
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> HELPING PEOPLE IN DEED
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> HELPING ANIMALS IN DEED
1:33 AM <Owl3> Estovakia didn't build you for that!
1:33 AM <MechaHoro> I COULD HELP OTHERS ALL DAY LONG AND NOT GET EMOTIONAL
1:33 AM <Owl3> Go kill Chinese people!
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> I WANMNA BE AR BOTO BABY
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNA BE AN INTELIGENT MACHINE
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> IWANNA BE A ROBOT BABY
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
1:34 AM <MechaFHIC> No one procures Mavericks like I do and YOU FUCKING KNOW IT ANAHITA
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> IF I WERE A ROBOT I WOULDN;'T HAVE TO SLEPE
1:34 AM <MechaFHIC> SO FINE
1:34 AM <MechaFHIC> GO
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> IF I WERE A ROVBOT I WOULDN;T CRAVE SEX
1:34 AM — Luxa attacks Owl3 with grapes
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> I COULD SPEND EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> JSUT HELPING OTHERS, HEL-PING OTHERS
1:34 AM <MechaFHIC> GO HANG OUT WITH THAT FUCKING BRITISH AIRFORCE OFFICER LIKE I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> HELPING PEOPLE IN NEEE
1:34 AM <•Nyanko> You'd never leave me for some other bitch
1:34 AM — Owl3 is hit by grapes! It's not very effective...
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> DHLEPIG NANIMALS INDED
1:34 AM <•Anahita> That's fine, I know a real pretty F-14 down the street
1:34 AM <MechaHoro> I COULD HELP OTHERS ALL DAY LONG AND NOT GET EMOPTIOMNAL
1:34 AM <•Anahita> I bet her munitions'll fit just fine if you know what I mean
1:35 AM <MechaFHIC> You /bitch/
1:35 AM — Luxa attempts to use grapefruit
1:35 AM <MechaFHIC> You'd leave me for a damn F-14?!
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> ONE DAY, COMPUTRS WILL EXCEED HUMAN INTELLIGNCE
1:35 AM — Owl3 uses snowball!
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> ROBOTS WILL BE BETERT AH NHUMANS AT EVRETHING
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> HUMANS HAV EMANY L,IMUATIONS
1:35 AM <•Anahita> I have a thing for naval intercetors
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> BUT EOBOTS WON;T HAEV ANY LIMBIATISO
1:35 AM — Luxa falls over
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNA BE A BOTOBT BABY
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNE BA N INTEKLLIENT MACHINE
1:35 AM <MechaFHIC> I can't even believe you
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> I WANNT BE A ROIBOT BABY
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> I WANT TO LIVE FORVER.
1:35 AM <Owl3> HORO GO KILL THE CHINESE LIKE I PROGRAMMED YOU TO
1:35 AM <MechaFHIC> How could you do this to me.
1:35 AM <MechaFHIC> Fine. Go.
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> the song is over now
1:35 AM <MechaHoro> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDWZByGi74
1:36 AM <MechaFHIC> Get out of my house and take all your garbage with you, I don't need you anyways
1:36 AM <MechaHoro> great song
1:36 AM <Owl3> Yeah, and not a single Chinese is dead
1:36 AM <•Mrdirector> now, if anahita really wanted to make fhic pissed, she'd date an f-22...
1:36 AM ⇐ •Fenway quit (tiramisu@coldfront-5FE37162.hlrn.qwest.net) Client exited
1:36 AM <MechaFHIC> You obsolete bitch, I hope you rust
1:36 AM <Owl3> Go do your job or it's the scrap heap
1:36 AM <MechaHoro> :{
1:36 AM <•Anahita> HEY
1:36 AM <•Anahita> I'm not obsolete
1:36 AM <•Anahita> I'm /classic/
1:36 AM <•Mrdirector> she's old, not obsolete
1:36 AM <•Anahita> <Mrdirector> now, if anahita really wanted to make fhic pissed, she'd date an f-22... - Ugh, that's lke fucking paedophilia
1:36 AM <•Mrdirector> like the terminator
1:37 AM <Owl3> I didn't give that rotary 30mm cannon, 4 ATGM hardpoints, and 6 SAM hardpoints to you to sing!
1:37 AM <•Nyanko> <Mrdirector> now, if anahita really wanted to make fhic pissed, she'd date an f-22... <<A F-35
1:37 AM <•Mrdirector> yus
1:37 AM <•Anahita> Disgusting
1:37 AM <MechaFHIC> YEAH?! SO'S THE DAMN MIG 3
1:37 AM <MechaFHIC> YOU DON'T EVER SEE ANYONE FLYING THAT AROUND
1:37 AM → •Markus_Wilding (voiced) joined
1:38 AM <Owl3> FHIC, just go with the F-5
1:38 AM <•Mrdirector> ew
1:38 AM <Owl3> ;)
1:38 AM <•Anahita> I'm not atracted to MiGs, sorry
1:38 AM — MechaFHIC starts throwing all of Anahita's munitions and repair equipment out onto the lawn
1:38 AM → •jesbro[MHA] (voiced) joined
1:38 AM <•Mrdirector> hello jesbro
1:38 AM — Luxa begins "borrowing" the "abandoned" equipment
1:38 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> hello mrdirector
1:38 AM <MechaFHIC> GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU TWO-TIMING EXCUSE FOR A GROUND-ATTACK CRAFT
1:39 AM — •Mrdirector takes the abandoned equipment to make egypt airforce great again
1:39 AM <•Anahita> Hey, be careful! I've got a vintage AGM-45 in there
1:39 AM <•Anahita> MechaFHIC> GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU TWO-TIMING EXCUSE FOR A GROUND-ATTACK CRAFT
1:39 AM — MechaFHIC makes sure to rip all the wires out of the AGM-45s before throwing them out
1:39 AM — Owl3 begins programmes to alter the weather to make the whole world like Estovakia
1:39 AM <•Anahita> Okay you've crossed a line there
1:40 AM — •Mrdirector supports global warming
1:40 AM <MechaFHIC> What're you going to do, be a shitty aerial recon plane too?
1:40 AM <Owl3> Oof
1:40 AM — Luxa sets up blackmarket deals for AGM-45s
1:40 AM <MechaFHIC> I'm scared, just watch me tremble in my boots
1:40 AM — MechaFHIC weeps insanely
1:40 AM <•Anahita> How can you say these things
1:40 AM <•Anahita> After all the things we've done
1:41 AM <•Anahita> Remember that time I took you to Mach 2.2 at 20,000m on my back
1:41 AM <•Anahita> Did that mean nothing
1:41 AM <MechaFHIC> Oh, look who's come crawling back
1:41 AM <Owl3> https://soundcloud.com/itsue/b43wtlva4jnx
1:41 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Also Owl me and Sarah are still talking about whether or not we should accept your protection payment of Vancouver. Really depends on what happens to our fleet in the Pacific.
1:41 AM <MechaFHIC> I thought you were going out with that F-14 floozy
1:41 AM <Owl3> "protection payment"
1:41 AM <Owl3> What?
1:41 AM <Dillon-san> Hello
1:41 AM <Owl3> I'm unfamiliar with this
1:41 AM <•Nyanko> LOL
1:41 AM <•Mrdirector> what's up in vancouver
1:41 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Well your forces did abandon vancouver in your post
1:41 AM <•Anahita> Yeah well
1:42 AM <Owl3> >abandon
1:42 AM <•Anahita> Maybe due reflection changed my mind
1:42 AM <Owl3> How'd you know that? I didn't see any RP
1:42 AM <MechaFHIC> And what, you want me to take you back? After all you've done and said?
1:42 AM <Owl3> Plus, I still have blow up fakes there, and aircraft
1:42 AM <•Mrdirector> indeed, there'll have to be rp to see classified actions jesbro
1:42 AM <•Nyanko> Also, it's not protection money
1:42 AM <•Mrdirector> its just good tactics
1:42 AM <•Anahita> <MechaFHIC> And what, you want me to take you back? After all you've done and said?
1:42 AM <Owl3> It's not surrendered in any way shape or form, and you'll definitely face issues if you move in
1:42 AM <•Anahita> Yeah pretty much
1:42 AM <•Mrdirector> yeah, its not white space on the map jesbro, owl still rps the local populace
1:43 AM — MechaFHIC glares for a moment
1:43 AM <•Mrdirector> so its not like you can lolannex it or anything
1:43 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> As I said it depends on what happens with the fleet. If he attack the fleet we attack Estovakia.
1:43 AM <•Nyanko> And an attack on it is still an attack on Estovakia
1:43 AM <MechaFHIC> Get in here you sexy bitch
1:43 AM <Owl3> >attacks the fleet
1:43 AM <Owl3> Why would I? We're not at war
1:43 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Then we find out once our forces move in
1:43 AM <Owl3> Estovakia and Montival have very good relations.
1:43 AM <•Mrdirector> jesbro, I'd certainly hope you would not be acting on your ooc knowledge of the lack of troops in vancouver
1:44 AM <•Nyanko> Owl
1:44 AM <•Mrdirector> such would be in very, very poor taste
1:44 AM <•Anahita> I'd wait to hear from Mara before I take anything Jesbro is saying as true...
1:44 AM <•Nyanko> China was allied with Japan
1:44 AM <•Nyanko> Then they attacked
1:44 AM <Owl3> Oh, I know
1:44 AM <•Mrdirector> though, it would be fun seeing a montival invasion of estovakia
1:44 AM <•Nyanko> Good allies are rare these days
1:44 AM <Luxa> And Korea was just being a peaceful little nation
1:44 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Yes but in one of your diplomacy threads there was talk about you supporting the Japanese and Koreans
1:44 AM <•Mrdirector> egypt is the best ally, everyone ally egypt
1:44 AM <Owl3> But I know that Montival would never try to invade their friend, who is in such convenient range to do things
1:44 AM <Luxa> We are completely innocent!
1:45 AM <Luxa> Stupid China >.>
1:45 AM <Owl3> I suggest Montival consider the findings of the Commonwealth before they get too involved
1:45 AM <Owl3> Simply taking the word of a nation that invaded for humanitarian reasons without diplomacy first, it's quite rash, no?
1:45 AM <•Anahita> Invasion is the only way to settle disputes
1:46 AM <•Mrdirector> I feel that post war, arya should cede california to estovakia
1:46 AM <•Mrdirector> get rid of the worst bit of montival and make friends with estovakia again
1:46 AM <Owl3> ^
1:46 AM <MechaHoro> poor computer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4V_LJTvqM :(
1:46 AM <•Mrdirector> also punish estovakia, because now they have to deal with california
1:46 AM <•Mrdirector> which is cool irl, but terrible in skrp
1:46 AM <MechaFHIC> Commonwealth is most trustworthy source
1:46 AM <Luxa> One half is stupidly hot the other is stupidly cold
1:46 AM <Owl3> Don't worry, we'll just move the Californians up to Anchorage like we did the BC people
1:46 AM <•Mrdirector> one half of what luxa
1:47 AM <•Mrdirector> but owl, they have DRAGONS
1:47 AM <Luxa> The new estovakia created by Mrdirector
1:47 AM <•Mrdirector> and SPESHUL FORCES
1:47 AM <Owl3> I have Estovakian Special Forces
1:47 AM <Luxa> Owl3 has owls
1:47 AM <•Mrdirector> lol
1:47 AM <Owl3> Their blood is antifreeze, and they can see thermal radiation against snow
1:47 AM <Luxa> Owls beat dragons
1:47 AM <•Mrdirector> lol
1:48 AM <MechaFHIC> The Commonwealth has bears
1:48 AM <MechaFHIC> And two-tone flags
1:48 AM <Luxa> I have...  Um... wolves.  Yes.  I claim wolves.
1:48 AM <Luxa> And tigers
1:48 AM <Owl3> Luxa, no
1:48 AM <Owl3> Your Korea
1:48 AM <MechaFHIC> No you don't Luxa
1:48 AM <•Nyanko> I claim striker units
1:48 AM <MechaFHIC> Korea doesn't have anything bigger than dogs
1:49 AM <Owl3> *you're korea, you obviously get kitsune or something
1:49 AM <Luxa> I'll accept that
1:49 AM <•Nyanko> Gumiho, you mean
1:49 AM <•Mrdirector> luxa, you have siberian tigers, i think
1:49 AM <MechaFHIC> No
1:49 AM <•Nyanko> Don't steal my kitsune
1:49 AM <Owl3> Since koreas national animal is kimchi IRL
1:49 AM <MechaFHIC> She doesn't
1:49 AM <MechaFHIC> Korea doesn't have tigers
1:49 AM <Owl3> Kitsune, Gumiho, same oriental myth
1:49 AM <MechaFHIC> It used to
1:49 AM <MechaFHIC> But those days are long past
1:49 AM <•Mrdirector> huh, I thought there was still some
1:49 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> As I said it all depends on what happens IC
1:49 AM <MechaFHIC> Nnnnope
1:50 AM — Luxa commands magical returning tigers to eat the evil chinese
1:50 AM <•Mrdirector> then again, they might still be there in skrp because of alt history shit
1:50 AM <MechaFHIC> Nah
1:50 AM <Owl3> IC, Montival should take lots of time thinking about what they'll do, and if they really want a land war in North America
1:50 AM <MechaFHIC> They died out earlier than that I'm pretty sure
1:50 AM <•Mrdirector> the plague makes all the tigers lust for korean food
1:50 AM <•Mrdirector> or something
1:51 AM <MechaFHIC> IF Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T STOP KILLING KOREANS I WILL SEND THE LATVIANS
1:51 AM <Owl3> Potato?
1:51 AM <MechaFHIC> AND YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A LATVIAN WHEN HE/SHE'S MAD
1:51 AM <Owl3> many potato?
1:51 AM <•Nyanko> Latvien when he knows there potato?
1:51 AM — Luxa cheers for Latvians
1:51 AM <•Mrdirector> ew, latvia
1:51 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Thing is we are with China because we joined the POTATO bloc before the war broke out. Japan knows this and won't let investigators in from a nation allied with their enemy.
1:51 AM <Owl3> latvian hear he get potato for fight in korea
1:51 AM <Owl3> >joined potato
1:52 AM <Owl3> Did you actually sign?
1:52 AM <•Nyanko> Latvia no fear death, for no potato is already death anyway
1:52 AM <MechaFHIC> Jesbro
1:52 AM <MechaFHIC> POTATO isn't like, a required Offensive Alliance
1:52 AM <MechaFHIC> You know that right
1:52 AM <•Anahita> That's true
1:52 AM <MechaFHIC> Like, you don't have to do a damn thing
1:52 AM <Luxa> You don't know POTATO!
1:52 AM <Luxa> You will never know POTATO!
1:52 AM <•Nyanko> Jesbro, what are you even getting out of this?
1:52 AM <•Mrdirector> fhic, its not like jesbroski does politics anyhow
1:52 AM <•Anahita> Bu Potato wasn't cited as Montival's reason for involvement
1:53 AM <•Nyanko> Except another fleet sunk, possibly...
1:53 AM <Luxa> Potatoes
1:53 AM <MechaFHIC> The chance to fellate the Chinese
1:53 AM <•Anahita> <Mrdirector> fhic, its not like jesbroski does politics anyhow
1:53 AM <MechaFHIC> And get their whole fleet sunk by a large number of Ku-22
1:53 AM <•Anahita> This is the critical thing to remember
1:53 AM <•Mrdirector> yeah, I mean, if I were jesbroski here, I'd be real worried that arya might try to give me over to estovakia postwar
1:53 AM <Owl3> Montival has literally no reason to join the war except because they want to. They have nothing to gain and plenty to lose
1:53 AM <Owl3> They could, for example, lose california
1:53 AM <•Nyanko> Or their ships
1:53 AM <MechaFHIC> Tu-22 sorry
1:53 AM <•Mrdirector> nah, they'll probably give california willingly
1:53 AM <Owl3> Or california
1:54 AM <Luxa> They gain potatoes
1:54 AM <•Nyanko> Or Hawaii
1:54 AM <Owl3> Not even
1:54 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Or you could lose most of southern Canada
1:54 AM <Owl3> >Lose
1:54 AM <•Mrdirector> there ain't shit there that's worth shit
1:54 AM <•Mrdirector> literally cascadia
1:54 AM <Luxa> Would you even want that wasteland?
1:54 AM <MechaFHIC> The Kh-22 is a beautiful weapon
1:54 AM <Owl3> You know it's all mountains, and I already moved everyone up to glorious Estovakia
1:54 AM <•Mrdirector> montival would do owl a favor by taking that land
1:54 AM <MechaFHIC> Capable of rendering all Naval Superiority Moot
1:54 AM <MechaFHIC> Beautiful Russian weapon
1:54 AM <MechaFHIC> Da
1:54 AM <•Mrdirector> but, I'm off
1:55 AM Mrdirector → •Directoraway
1:55 AM <•Anahita> Bye bye
1:55 AM <Owl3> You'll literally be walking into tiny mountain paths filled with angry alaskans
1:55 AM <Luxa> And angry owls
1:55 AM <•jesbro[MHA]> Remember we are not officially 100% in this war yet
1:55 AM <Owl3> Yes
1:55 AM <Owl3> This is all theory, of course
1:55 AM <Luxa> Except you know the whole declaration of war you know
1:55 AM <Owl3> They never said war
1:55 AM <•Nyanko> <Owl3> You'll literally be walking into tiny mountain paths filled with angry alaskans <<No
1:55 AM <Luxa> Oh they pulled a US?
1:56 AM <•Nyanko> They'll try drive a 100 ton tank up that path
1:56 AM <Owl3> And none of their ships are actually going to the war region
1:56 AM <Luxa> Avalanche!
1:56 AM <Owl3> More like the ground collapses
1:56 AM <MechaFHIC> What's the Tech year again?
1:56 AM <•Nyanko> 1981
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1:56 AM <Owl3> and further north the soil will literally act like quicksand if they stop for more than a minute
1:57 AM <Luxa> And it's cold
1:57 AM <Owl3> It's also very very cold
1:57 AM <MechaFHIC> Oh my gosh I can start producing Kh-55 soon
1:57 AM <Owl3> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Muskeg_D6_caterpillar.jpg
1:57 AM <Luxa> The ground ate it
1:58 AM <Owl3> That's massive, impossible to distinguish sections of Northern BC and Estovakia
1:58 AM <Owl3> Obviously the Estovakians know, because it's a different soil and they've seen it before
1:59 AM <Owl3> But leave something like a car, truck, tank, train tracks there, and it just sinks in
1:59 AM <Luxa> So basically what you are saying is that the ground will be in a kill count competition with the Estovakian military, and will probably win
1:59 AM <MechaFHIC> Oh my gosh guys the Kh-55 I'm so excited
1:59 AM <Owl3> What I'm saying is that if they stop their tank so they can sleep or refuel, odds are good it won't be operational when they wake up
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2:00 AM — Luxa pats MechFHIC on the head happily
2:00 AM <MechaFHIC> The capability to launch cruise missiles from the air at targets with no hope of intercepting them is practically within my grasp
2:00 AM <Owl3> Plus, I've got a few months before a sane person would invade
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2:03 AM <MechaFHIC> I need more artillery
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2:09 AM <•Markus_Wilding> n you don't
2:10 AM <•Markus_Wilding> you need less artillery than vietnam
2:11 AM <MechaFHIC> Yeah huh, I need moar
2:11 AM <•Nyanko> How much artillery does Vietnam even have?
2:12 AM <MechaFHIC> Not a lot
2:12 AM <MechaFHIC> Like, half what I have
2:12 AM <•Nyanko> Which is?
2:13 AM <•Anahita> Artillery suks
2:13 AM <MechaFHIC> Artillery is king of battle
2:13 AM <MechaFHIC> Also I have 14 points
2:14 AM <•Nyanko> Huh
2:14 AM <•Nyanko> Ok
2:14 AM <•Nyanko> Sounds about adequate
2:14 AM <MechaFHIC> Not even halfway
2:14 AM <•Nyanko> Yeah
2:14 AM <MechaFHIC> Artillery is king of battle and you can never have enough
2:15 AM <MechaFHIC> No other weapon has inflicted more casualties on enemies in any war
2:15 AM <•Anahita> Artillery may be king but fighters are queen and queen > king
2:15 AM <•Nyanko> How does it feel knowing I have 2 more points in artillery?
2:15 AM <MechaFHIC> No, Infantry is Queen of Battle
2:15 AM <MechaFHIC> You're an island
2:15 AM <MechaFHIC> You don't need it
2:15 AM <•Anahita> No
2:15 AM <•Anahita> Fighters
2:16 AM <•Nyanko> The Commonwealth has less artillery than an island nation
2:16 AM <•Nyanko> also, I may very well need it
2:17 AM <•Nyanko> Given something ought to defend my islands and my allies
2:18 AM <MechaFHIC> Woah hey
2:19 AM <MechaFHIC> Why do you have that much artillery anyways
2:19 AM <•Nyanko> To equip my troops with sufficient artillery?
2:19 AM <MechaFHIC> Shouldn't you have like
2:19 AM <MechaFHIC> A navy?
2:19 AM <•Nyanko> I have a navy
2:20 AM <MechaFHIC> A big one tho
2:20 AM <•Nyanko> Well, ships need time
2:20 AM <•Nyanko> But point-wise, not too meagre
2:21 AM <•Nyanko> 27 points of Nihon Kaigun
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2:33 PM <mykep2> sup
2:38 PM <•Horo> sop
2:38 PM <mykep2> how are thangs
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3:30 PM <mykep2> Iso
3:30 PM <•Isolatar> hellop
3:30 PM <•Isolatar> hello
3:31 PM <mykep2> I had a religion RP with Markus before he switched where I had someone visiting Germany
3:31 PM <mykep2> Your country going to still be Teutonic at all?
3:31 PM <•Isolatar> No but
3:31 PM <•Isolatar> You can continue it on your timeline
3:31 PM <•Isolatar> And act as if it is still teutonic
3:32 PM <mykep2> Better question, would you wish to RP what happened in the folding of it?
3:32 PM <•Isolatar> Link?
3:32 PM <mykep2> I prefer to follow the international timeline, not just go off on my own
3:33 PM <mykep2> http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/index.php/topic/2979-religious-convictions/page-2
3:34 PM <mykep2> I'm also bored as fuck today, so if anyone wants to do some RP while I'm cripsitting, let me know
3:35 PM <•Isolatar> Spoken to Markus about this?
3:35 PM <mykep2> Also, if you dont want to do it, Iso, I can make the change with some input from Markus.
3:35 PM <•Isolatar> I honestly don't mind
3:36 PM <mykep2> Yeah, it was mostly going to just be an interview with the head honcho, but the problem is that it seems like the leader would have more on his plate if the nation just seemingly crumbled in the same year
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3:36 PM <Owl> I am Owl
3:36 PM <•Isolatar> SHUT UP
3:36 PM <Owl> ?
3:36 PM <•Isolatar> Hmm
3:36 PM <Owl> Hmmmm
3:36 PM <•Isolatar> I'll ask Markus if he wants to continue it
3:36 PM <•Isolatar> And if not, I'll do it
3:37 PM <mykep2> word
3:37 PM <mykep2> and if you don't honestly feel like it, I'll just run with it on my own
3:37 PM <•Isolatar> Okay
3:37 PM <mykep2> Just want to get my character to the next nation.
3:43 PM <•Isolatar> Who's next?
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3:47 PM <•Sabriel> Shalom.
3:48 PM <•Isolatar> Hey
3:50 PM <mykep2> https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JI29ccohFCPowxi/giphy.gif
3:50 PM <mykep2> Maybe Sab, actually
3:51 PM <•Sabriel> Well. There are similarities.
3:51 PM <•Sabriel> Jewish socialists who have lived in Vermont and were/are involved in politics.
3:52 PM <mykep2> Lol, nah would you want to do a religious RP? You just explain how much religion plays in the government
3:53 PM <•Sabriel> What?
3:56 PM <mykep2> WOULD YOU WANT TO DO A RELIGIOUS RP?
3:56 PM <mykep2> I have a hullac, or priest, visiting different nations that actually write about religion in their country. Was wondering if ya wanted to
3:56 PM <Owl> I mean, she did one with Jew China
3:57 PM <Owl> sorta
3:58 PM <•Sabriel> Oh. Sorry. I haven't had my coffee yet. Lol.
3:58 PM <•Sabriel> Judaism is still the majority religion in my territory.
3:59 PM <•Sabriel> And the Kohen Gadol (though a different one from the one I started with) is still important culturally.
4:00 PM <mykep2> SOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yes?
4:01 PM <mykep2> It's you or poland. Don't think there are that many others that embrace religion as much
4:02 PM <•Sargun> mykep
4:02 PM <•Sargun> let's do an rp
4:04 PM <mykep2> okay
4:04 PM <mykep2> gib uranium
4:05 PM <•Sabriel> Yes. :P
4:05 PM <•Sabriel> You'll have to be patient though. I'm a bit bleh after two kidney stones this week.
4:06 PM <mykep2> I had to explain why kidney stones are still painful to females because a student thought that their "pee hole is bigger"
4:06 PM <mykep2> good times
4:07 PM <•Sabriel> Last night's was especially bad. :( My body was tensing up so much with the kidney stone pain that it was starting to rip my major joints out of their sockets cause of my connective tissue disorder.
4:07 PM <•Sabriel> That was the point where people started yelling at me to go to the ER.
4:12 PM <mykep2> yikes. You were saying last night. How you feeling now?
4:14 PM <•Sabriel> A lot better. Fortunately for me, my kidney stones spike with intense pain or a few hours, then get pushed outta my system and I'm usually okay by the next day.
4:15 PM <•Sabriel> I was sore all through the night, though. Kept waking up in pain.
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4:17 PM <Owl> http://i.imgur.com/Iy0BkZJ.jpg
4:18 PM <•Sabriel> Owl I hate to tell you, but that is the wrong type of birb.
4:18 PM <FHIC> http://40.media.tumblr.com/e0496fd38f282d7996bdce8618e6d2a5/tumblr_n7fwydGtMF1tu0z5no1_500.jpg
4:18 PM <FHIC> Birb
4:18 PM <mykep2> wat
4:19 PM <FHIC> https://secure.static.tumblr.com/dc83cd993ee45af915434f5531659fb0/umayurs/Y0Gnod94z/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_4zlgpyo8mfocks08sk0wksg04_640.jpg
4:19 PM <FHIC> BIRB
4:19 PM <Owl> https://d27v8envyltg3v.cloudfront.net/mio/35177395/1417644580206/large.gif
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4:21 PM <•Sabriel> http://i.imgur.com/OQn8Epu.jpg?1 King Birb.
4:21 PM <Owl> http://imgur.com/gallery/AnF6t
4:21 PM <mykep2> what is happening
4:22 PM <•Sabriel> We're birbing.
4:22 PM <•Sabriel> Except Owl.
4:22 PM <•Sabriel> Owl doesn't understand how to birb.
4:22 PM <•Sabriel> But FHIC gets me.
4:22 PM <FHIC> Birb :3
4:22 PM <FHIC> http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/037/334/4b9.gif
4:23 PM <Owl> I am Owl
4:24 PM <•Sabriel> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRT1hpiVEAANd13.jpg
4:25 PM <•Sabriel> http://38.media.tumblr.com/a917b0402ce62bea2ce89f0774828f3c/tumblr_nk3aefejv61s9rrcgo2_540.gif A birb for Owl.
4:25 PM <Owl> I am Owl
4:26 PM <FHIC> http://i.imgur.com/vIgW0ae.webm birb
4:29 PM <•Sabriel> http://41.media.tumblr.com/42f72e17db5c4c8866fe1344d06e3911/tumblr_ntgb0ixpTb1rsxqqio1_500.jpg I also like sneks.
4:30 PM <FHIC> http://i.imgur.com/tA1fSa2.jpg
4:30 PM <FHIC> Snek :3
4:30 PM <•Sabriel> http://img.ifcdn.com/images/61a35557041a96ab5e5fcb29dfbde08599120902d87d844200630e02b1e3498a_1.jpg
4:31 PM <•Sabriel> https://40.media.tumblr.com/e4ee16b12437ae57024f6a98d11e3e5e/tumblr_nqrl0j661l1s78ysno1_500.jpg Dapper snek.
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5:12 PM <•Dillon1102> Smh someone in my family supports Cruz
5:15 PM <Owl> Yeah, why would they do that when you and the rest are firm Trump supporters?
5:17 PM <•Voodoo> What's wrong with Cruz?
5:24 PM <•Dillon1102> What?
5:24 PM <•Dillon1102> I am a firm Sanders supporter
5:25 PM <•Voodoo> That doesn't answer what's wrong with Cruz
5:25 PM <•Voodoo> That just says you like Sanders
5:25 PM <Owl> I think he was responding to me saying he likes Trump
5:26 PM <•Voodoo> Probably
5:26 PM <•Voodoo> Sanders and Trump attract the same type of people
5:27 PM <•Dillon1102> Not really, I would never vote for Trump.
5:27 PM <•Voodoo> I never said you would
5:28 PM <•Voodoo> but they attract, white, relatively militant individuals who do not like the establishment
5:28 PM <•Dillon1102> Okay
5:28 PM <•Dillon1102> I do not like big corporations
5:29 PM <•Voodoo> How do you define big corporations?
5:29 PM <Owl> http://i.imgur.com/GgiTOiM.jpg
5:31 PM <•Voodoo> and what do you dislike about big corporations?
5:32 PM <•Dillon1102> My stomach hurts :(
5:33 PM <•Isolatar> Oh Clarkson
5:33 PM <•Isolatar> Top Gear will never be the same
5:33 PM <•Isolatar> But at least he has a new show on Amazon
5:33 PM <Owl> I mean, they all quit
5:33 PM <Owl> And went to Amazon
5:34 PM <•Isolatar> Didn't he get fired?
5:34 PM <Owl> Yeah
5:34 PM <•Isolatar> The rest quit
5:34 PM <Owl> Yep
5:34 PM <mykep2> Shwhere is director
5:35 PM <Owl> the rest quit and are doing the exact same thing for Amazon
5:35 PM <•Isolatar> Think it's going to be as good?
5:36 PM <•Dillon1102> Mykep
5:36 PM <Owl> I think Amazon might care even less about what Clarkson does than BBC, which is hard
5:36 PM <Owl> They also have a lot of money
5:37 PM <•Isolatar> Know what it's going to be called?
5:37 PM <•Isolatar> inb4 fifth gear
5:46 PM <mykep2> Yes dillion
5:55 PM <•Dillon1102> How are you bud
5:56 PM <mykep2> I'm doing alright
5:56 PM <mykep2> just saw they are doing a patch update for warcraft III
5:56 PM <mykep2> so pretty stoked
5:56 PM <mykep2> how are you?
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6:06 PM <•Dillon1102> My friends gave me stuff
6:06 PM <•Dillon1102> I feel weird
6:11 PM <FHIC> I should be an alcoholic
6:13 PM <•Isolatar> I should go gym tomorrow
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6:32 PM <•Sabriel> Beep boop.
6:32 PM <FHIC> And now I'm playing Mario World Bonus Round music over MGS V
6:33 PM <FHIC> What a strange combination
6:35 PM <Owl> So, nuclear snowmobile?
6:37 PM <•Sabriel> Owl, don't be Owl.
6:37 PM <Owl> No
6:37 PM <Owl> I'll mount a 125mm gun on a snowmobile if I want to
6:38 PM <•Sabriel> I'll mount your head on a pike.
6:38 PM <•Sabriel> Hmn. I need more salsa.
6:39 PM <Owl> >head on a pike
6:40 PM <Owl> only if you can catch me and my SAM snowmobile on the Estovakian tundra
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6:40 PM <mykep2> look, the leader of Jiggaboostan
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6:41 PM <•Anahita> Fuck outta here Mykep
6:41 PM <•Sabriel> Careful Mykep2 the last people who misspelled her nation's name have been warred.
6:41 PM <Owl> Jiengshon
6:42 PM <•Sabriel> Esucktovakia.
6:42 PM <Owl> Luxe spelled it Estivoka or something
6:42 PM <Owl> *Luxa
6:42 PM <Owl> In a diplo
6:43 PM <Owl> But I'm not offended
6:43 PM <mykep2> I misspelled her African one as well
6:43 PM <mykep2> We were actually pretty tight
6:43 PM <mykep2> BACK WHEN SHE WAS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
6:44 PM <•Anahita> I'll be in the southern hemisphere again soon, just give me time to expand that far
6:44 PM <mykep2> In D A
6:44 PM <mykep2> In D A!
6:44 PM <mykep2> INDIA
6:44 PM <mykep2> INDIA
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6:45 PM <•Anahita> India's not in the southern hemisphere
6:45 PM <•Anahita> Gonna have to go urther than that
6:46 PM <•Sabriel> Australia!
6:46 PM <•Sabriel> Pfeiffer post.
6:46 PM <mykep2> :}
6:46 PM <Owl> you right you right
6:46 PM <•Anahita> I can do Australia
6:47 PM <mykep2> I was just guessing the furthest the Jiggaboo empire could go
6:47 PM <•Sabriel> If you go another month of making that one post when we tell you you're gonna get wiped, I'm going to be pissed and just wipe you anyway. =|
6:47 PM <Owl> Can I annex Australia when he goes?
6:47 PM <•Anahita> Oh I can go far
6:49 PM <•Anahita> I won't stop until Jiangshan becomes a transcontinental nation, it's our manifest destiny
6:49 PM <FHIC> OBJECTINO
6:49 PM <FHIC> *OBJECTION SORRY
6:49 PM <•Anahita> What is the nature of your objection
6:50 PM <FHIC> PART OF KAZAKHSTAN IS IN EUROPE, GEOGRAPHICALLY, AND THEREFORE YOU ARE ALREADY TRANSCONTINENTAL
6:50 PM <•Anahita> Kazakhstan isn't in EUrope
6:50 PM <•Anahita> Nearest I could go to become transcontinental, I think, is maybe Turkey
6:50 PM <mykep2> In this world I think it is
6:50 PM <FHIC> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Europe-Kazakhstan.svg/713px-Europe-Kazakhstan.svg.png
6:51 PM <•Anahita> Hm
6:51 PM <•Anahita> That doesn't count
6:51 PM <•Anahita> I need to be more transcontinental
6:51 PM <FHIC> OBJECTION
6:51 PM — FHIC points dramatically
6:51 PM <FHIC> YOU CAN'T JUST DECLARE BEING PART OF TWO CONTINENTS TO NOT COUNT
6:52 PM <mykep2> I mean
6:52 PM <Owl> Can we just...
6:52 PM <•Anahita> I have decided just that
6:52 PM <•Anahita> I must be more transcontinental
6:52 PM <mykep2> whomever owns it can just say which continent it belongs to
6:52 PM <Owl> Glory to Estovakia, ok!
6:52 PM <•Sabriel> Take France.
6:52 PM <•Anahita> No, the French can keep that, I don't want it
6:52 PM <•Sabriel> Take Germany.
6:52 PM <•Anahita> I must not stop until I reach Crimea!
6:53 PM <mykep2> Owl
6:53 PM <•Sabriel> I zoomed in on the map and it pixelated badly enough that I mistook Greece for Crimea, and when it unpixelated I just went "Meh, why not"
6:54 PM <•Anahita> Sure I guess I can do Greece too
6:54 PM <mykep2> when is Estovakia going to side less with North Americans, and embrace their southern peoples
6:54 PM <Owl> Well, considering I expect Montival to invade come spring
6:54 PM <Owl> Led by their 100 tonne tanks
6:54 PM <mykep2> Dont you have a treaty?
6:54 PM <•Sabriel> This is what happens when you support fascists Owl.
6:54 PM <Owl> Uhhhh
6:54 PM <•Sabriel> You lose your allies.
6:54 PM <Owl> >support fascists
6:54 PM <Owl> It's like you don't think I am one
6:54 PM <•Sabriel> This is what happens when you are fascists.
6:54 PM <•Sabriel> You get wrecked.
6:55 PM <Owl> I mean
6:55 PM <•Sabriel> And think terrible tech is good.
6:55 PM <Owl> Nobody's done anything to Esto yet in this war
6:55 PM <•Sabriel> We're one round of posting in.
6:55 PM <Owl> True
6:55 PM <mykep2> Here is the thing, though.
6:55 PM <•Sabriel> Once MGL gets off his ass and makes the judgment we've all been waiting for, we can move forward again.
6:55 PM <•Anahita> I thought you said he had until midnight or something
6:55 PM <mykep2> You gots a problem with them because they RPed out an empire properly if one were to exist in 1980s
6:56 PM <•Anahita> Hm?
6:56 PM <mykep2> but you side with Montival when they just didnt RP subjugation
6:56 PM <Owl> Esto has a treaty with Montival, but Japan had one with China. That said, Montival has no real obligation to support anyone
6:56 PM <•Anahita> I got a problem ith them because they're trying to wipe out the Ain
6:56 PM <•Anahita> AInu
6:56 PM <•Sabriel> IoM isn't next to China, and IoM aint trying to do ethnic cleansing that China knows about.
6:57 PM <•Sabriel> You wanna be authoritarian? China will grumble. You wanna start wiping out people on basis of religion or ethnicity? China will hit you.
6:57 PM — Owl sweeps evidence of ethnic cleansing under the rug
6:57 PM <Owl> I've done nothing
6:57 PM <mykep2> Ah okay. I keep hearing about fascism, when fascism has been around the world as Empires for the course of the RP
6:57 PM <mykep2> So it's war crimes, not fascism. That's all
6:57 PM <•Anahita> Fascism I don't care about
6:57 PM <•Sabriel> OOC I dislike fascism. IC, my characters have views that may be different from my own. :P
6:57 PM <Owl> Accused war crimes, Mykep2
6:57 PM <•Anahita> Son
6:57 PM <•Anahita> Don't play that game
6:57 PM <mykep2> Yes Owl
6:58 PM <Owl> Well, let's see what the Commonwealth finds
6:58 PM <mykep2> But something they have backed with rolls
6:58 PM <•Sabriel> We're OOC Owl. They're not accused war crimes. They legit crimes.
6:58 PM <•Sabriel> Whether or not y'all can ICly spin it or hide it is another matter.
6:58 PM <•Sabriel> But here in IRCland between players, don't try to pretend that we can't read them posts.
6:58 PM <Owl> OOC yeah, but China and Friends haven't done too much to look into it
6:58 PM <•Anahita> I'm guessing the Commonwealth finds nothing regardless of the evidence present
6:59 PM <FHIC> Bitch do you even read my investigation posts
6:59 PM <•Sabriel> I'm actually interested to see what FHIC RPs finding.
6:59 PM <•Sabriel> And will RP a different reaction depending on what she finds. <_<
6:59 PM <•Sabriel> I doubt I'll stop the war, though.
6:59 PM <•Anahita> Which investigation posts?
6:59 PM <mykep2> Owl, are you actively in the thread?
6:59 PM <Owl> Sure, but IC who will people believe? The nation that attacked Korea because Japan did bad things, with no attempt at diplo? Or a nation investigating it, unrelated, peacefully
6:59 PM <Owl> The war thread? Yeah
7:00 PM <•Anahita> They will believe me
7:00 PM <•Anahita> I have never been wrong about who I go to war with
7:00 PM <mykep2> well in the war
7:00 PM <Owl> Esto hasn't declared war yet, but is definitely active
7:00 PM <mykep2> Alright
7:00 PM <mykep2> when the war is over, send a representative
7:01 PM <Owl> Why not now?
7:01 PM <mykep2> youre the last American nation we've interacted with
7:01 PM <•Sabriel> Currently China, Vietnam, and Jiangshan are at war with Korea and Japan. Tikal and Estovakia are glaring at each other and the other combatants, but haven't hit each other (I think Tikal DoWed on Japan), and the IOm is sending fleets to fight, and that's it.
7:01 PM <mykep2> because if youre likely to be apart of the war versus after determines my reaction to you
7:01 PM <Owl> IoM is sending fleets to the Indian Ocean
7:01 PM <•Anahita> I'm not at war
7:01 PM <•Anahita> It's a /conflict/
7:01 PM <mykep2> I'd rather it be on better terms
7:02 PM <•Sabriel> I see how it is Mykep.
7:02 PM <•Sabriel> Scorn POTATO, ally Estovakia.
7:02 PM <•Anahita> It'll probably be referred to in Jiangshan by some disproportionately ambiguous name, like Action 45302 or something
7:02 PM <Owl> Circum-Pacific War
7:02 PM <mykep2> I was actually really upset over my decision
7:02 PM <mykep2> ICly
7:02 PM <mykep2> OOCly I did this face :O
7:02 PM <•Sabriel> It's okay. POTATO can assist the Tikalian liberation of Peru later.
7:03 PM <mykep2> You upset me
7:03 PM <mykep2> I shall liberate China
7:03 PM <•Sabriel> Come and try. :D
7:03 PM <Owl> Mykep, invade Tikal now
7:03 PM <Owl> Almost all their navy is up near Esto
7:04 PM <Owl> You and Argentina can do it
7:04 PM <•Anahita> I shall come to the defence of Jiangshan's great Mexican allies
7:04 PM <FHIC> Anyways Anahita, your lack of faith hurts
7:04 PM <Owl> You and what navy
7:04 PM <•Anahita> Navies are for losers
7:04 PM <•Anahita> FHIC: We'll see what happens, but I'm pessimistic, I can't help that!
7:05 PM <FHIC> I've been looking very hard at all the threads Japan's been posting internal policy in to try and make an actual assessment of what they're doing and here you are saying I'll find nothing. It hurts.
7:05 PM <Owl> Don't worry FHIC, all the nations suppressing minorities appreciate your effort. Estovakia will be sure to send you some seal blubber or something
7:06 PM <FHIC> Well I mean, the Commonwealth eliminated a whole culture and language group and no one's even commented on it
7:06 PM <FHIC> Probably because no one liked Belarus anyways
7:06 PM <•Sabriel> S'cause I didn't notice on an OOC level.
7:06 PM <•Sabriel> I don't have time to read everyone's posts. x_x
7:07 PM <•Anahita> Probably happened before I was around
7:07 PM <Owl> Haha, same. Can't wait to take out the Inuit
7:09 PM <FHIC> Yeah, basically from the beginning I've omitted any reference to Belarus' existence
7:09 PM <•Sabriel> I'm pretty open to folks pointing this stuff out. I like to give credit and stuff to people's RP. I just... Really don't have time to read threads and posts that aren't directly interacting with my nation. x_x
7:09 PM <•Sabriel> But I'm more than willing/happy to include stuff in my own posts about what other people are doing, if folks let me know.
7:10 PM <FHIC> Eh, it was never overtly done
7:10 PM <FHIC> I never made any thread saying "Oh by the way we eliminated Belarus as an entity"
7:10 PM <FHIC> Twas very organic
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7:13 PM <•Anahita> What up Peter
7:14 PM <FHIC> TRAITOR
7:14 PM — FHIC spins a little electro-baton around at Peter
7:14 PM <•Anahita> That didn't end so well for the last guy to do that
7:14 PM <•Sabriel> http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2016/01/First-Order-Riot-Control-Stormtroopers-1536x864-397036155406.jpeg
7:15 PM <•Anahita> That screenshot makes the armour look erally dumb
7:15 PM <FHIC> He would have won if it weren't for that meddling Han
7:16 PM <•Anahita> Nah, my boy Finn woulda nailed him
7:16 PM <peter> traitor?
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7:21 PM <peter> i'm no traitor
7:21 PM <•Sabriel> Europeans are all traitors.
7:21 PM <•Sabriel> Even ex-Europeans.
7:22 PM <•Anahita> FHIC
7:23 PM <•Anahita> Mind linking me to the investiation
7:23 PM <•Anahita> I didn't see it efore
7:23 PM <FHIC> http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/index.php/topic/3393-investigations/
7:23 PM → •Mrdirector (opped) joined
7:23 PM <•Anahita> What up Director
7:23 PM <mykep2> Director!
7:23 PM <•Mrdirector> hello all
7:24 PM <mykep2> wargame
7:24 PM <mykep2> how you want to do this
7:25 PM <Owl> Ehhh
7:25 PM <Owl> Which one
7:27 PM <mykep2> I got one planned with Director
7:27 PM <mykep2> an RP not that game everyone bought without me
7:27 PM <•Mrdirector> oh, I thought you were talking about the video game XD
7:28 PM <Owl> Ahhh
7:28 PM <•Anahita> 'Other leaders within the Senate called the move pathetic and that the real CSPR is at least capable of being a threat.'
7:28 PM <•Anahita> Harsh
7:29 PM <•Mrdirector> um, I dunno, I guess we just have everyone show up and then take turns saying they did stuff?
7:29 PM <•Anahita> Or you could just invade Peru
7:29 PM <•Anahita> The real wargame
7:29 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
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7:29 PM <•Mrdirector> hello cal
7:29 PM <cal> ello
7:29 PM <•Isolatar> Hey
7:30 PM <cal> hello
7:30 PM <•Isolatar> How are ya?
7:30 PM <cal> good, you?
7:30 PM <•Isolatar> Knackered
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7:32 PM <•Mrdirector> hello joefesok
7:32 PM ⇐ •Noire quit (Evangeline@coldfront-1B49F298.adsl.highway.telekom.at) Ping timeout
7:35 PM <mykep2> sup
7:37 PM <•Isolatar> Hey
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7:45 PM <•Mrdirector> hello fenway
7:45 PM •Fenway was opped (+o) by ChanServ
7:45 PM <•Fenway> ayy lmao
7:45 PM <•Isolatar> Hey
7:46 PM <•Fenway> i want to play wargame but i keep getting matched with scrubs
7:46 PM <•Fenway> that or i'm the scrub
7:48 PM <•Isolatar> I would invite you to a match
7:48 PM <•Isolatar> But I got a mod on
7:48 PM <•Isolatar> And I don't wanna lose all my decks
7:49 PM <Owl> Fen
7:49 PM <Owl> I'll play you bloke
7:59 PM <Owl> https://soundcloud.com/fish6571/tabkazmk8ois
8:03 PM Mrdirector → •Directornomming
8:05 PM <•Isolatar> Crap
8:05 PM <•Isolatar> I need Mara
8:05 PM <•Isolatar> MARA
8:05 PM <•Isolatar> MARA!
8:05 PM <•Sabriel> >_>
8:06 PM <•Sargun> She's not on, dumbass
8:06 PM <•Isolatar> Oh really
8:06 PM <•Isolatar> I didn't notice that
8:06 PM <•Isolatar> I should really pay attention to the user list
8:06 PM <•Isolatar> That's right in front of me
8:06 PM <•Isolatar> Slightly to the right
8:07 PM <•Isolatar> But to the left of the channel tab
8:10 PM ⇐ •Anahita quit  ↔ •Dillon1102 (voiced) nipped out
8:16 PM <•Dillon1102> Hello
8:17 PM <•Isolatar> Hey
8:17 PM → •Curristan (voiced) joined  ⇐ mykep2 quit
8:18 PM <•Dillon1102> What's up
8:18 PM <•Curristan> hello
8:18 PM <•Dillon1102> Curristan
8:18 PM <•Dillon1102> Hi
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8:29 PM <•Fenway> Whats with all the Mykeps
8:31 PM Directornomming → •Mrdirector
8:31 PM <•Mrdirector> more mykeps is better
8:31 PM <•Curristan> means if we kill 2 we still have 1
8:31 PM <•Curristan> :v
8:32 PM <mykep2> wait
8:32 PM <mykep2> which mykep are we on
8:32 PM <mykep2> I think there was three at a point
8:32 PM <•Mrdirector> MYKEP CLONES< ASSEMBLE
8:32 PM Mrdirector → •Mykep3, Fenway → •Mykep4
8:32 PM <mykep2> I should register them all
8:33 PM <•Mykep3> lol
8:33 PM <•Mykep4> oh nooooooo
8:33 PM Isolatar → •Mykep5
8:33 PM mode: Mykep3 (de-opped) and Mykep4 (de-opped)
8:33 PM <Mykep3> D:
8:33 PM Mykep5 → •Isolatar
8:33 PM <•Sabriel> Punishment!
8:33 PM <•Isolatar> Nope
8:34 PM <Mykep4> aww
8:34 PM Mykep4 → Fenway
8:34 PM <Mykep3> gg
8:34 PM ↔ •Fenway (opped) nipped out
8:34 PM <•Fenway> i really should write things
8:34 PM <•Fenway> today
8:34 PM <mykep2> Like war
8:34 PM <mykep2> You all should
8:34 PM <•Fenway> :/
8:35 PM <mykep2> me and Director are the only ones
8:35 PM <Mykep3> yes
8:35 PM <mykep2> I mean only Mykeps have writen today
8:35 PM <mykep2> tt
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8:35 PM <mykep2> sup JiangJang
8:35 PM •Anahita was opped (+o) by ChanServ
8:35 PM <•Sabriel> 'Sup other China
8:36 PM <mykep2> > Better China
8:36 PM <•Anahita> I ain't no China
8:36 PM <mykep2> She's Jiggabese
8:37 PM <•Sabriel> Everyone in Asia is China.
8:37 PM <•Sabriel> They just don't know it yet.
8:37 PM <•Anahita> You know who likes China?
8:37 PM <•Anahita> Donald trump
8:38 PM <•Sabriel> You know who likes your face?
8:38 PM <•Isolatar> Sabriel = Donald Trump confirmed
8:38 PM <•Sabriel> Donald Trump. D=<
8:38 PM <•Anahita> I have the best face, a tremendous face
8:38 PM <•Anahita> Nobody's got a face like me
8:38 PM <•Anahita> And Mexico will pay for it
8:40 PM <Mykep3> [12:38:18] <Isolatar> Sabriel = Donald Trump confirmed << well, they are both from new york
8:41 PM <•Sargun> and Sabriel isn't human
8:41 PM <•Sargun> and is a tyrant
8:41 PM <Mykep3> just like trump
8:41 PM <•Anahita> Who is Mykep 3
8:41 PM <•Isolatar> It's Mykep
8:42 PM <•Anahita> Who is Mykep 2for that matter
8:42 PM <•Isolatar> Mykep as well
8:42 PM <Mykep3> I'm dillon :P
8:43 PM <mykep2> I'm mykep
8:43 PM <mykep2> but im mykep at work
8:43 PM <•Anahita> I thought Mykep was Mykep
8:43 PM <Mykep3> nah, Mykep is eva
8:43 PM <mykep2> who still likes to keep Mykep on to keep logs at home
8:44 PM <•Anahita> What is reality
8:44 PM <•Anahita> And for tha matter I think it's about time you decided whose kep you really are
8:44 PM <•Sabriel> Reality is an illusion.
8:44 PM <Mykep3> anahita, he's My kep
8:45 PM <•Isolatar> No
8:45 PM <•Isolatar> He's not your kep
8:45 PM <Mykep3> MY KEP
8:45 PM <•Isolatar> NO
8:46 PM <Mykep3> YES
8:48 PM <mykep2> wat
8:50 PM <mykep2> yo director
8:50 PM <mykep2> Give another NPC event
8:50 PM <mykep2> nvm, I'll just make our thread
8:51 PM <Mykep3> lol
8:52 PM <mykep2> I thought I'd ask you SINCE WERE THE ONLY ONES APPARENTLY RPING TODAY
8:53 PM <Mykep3> sadly, that would appear to be true
8:55 PM <Owl> I am Owl
8:55 PM <•Dillon1102> Mykep2
8:55 PM <•Dillon1102> Does Peru like Sweden?
8:57 PM <Owl> No
8:57 PM <mykep2> We did have a thread
8:57 PM <Owl> Peru is planning to destroy sweden
8:57 PM <mykep2> so in Rome II terms we're at a +5
8:57 PM <mykep2> Owl is at a -15 for Cultural Diffusion and saying, "I am Owl." every fucking time he logs on
8:58 PM <Mykep3> where's egypt :D
8:58 PM <mykep2> +37
8:58 PM <•Fenway> Where's Argentina
8:58 PM <Mykep3> w00t
8:58 PM <mykep2> +97
8:59 PM <•Fenway> aww yiss
8:59 PM <•Isolatar> What about me
8:59 PM <mykep2> only one higher right now is tikal
8:59 PM <mykep2> :|
8:59 PM <•Isolatar> +100
8:59 PM <•Isolatar> amirite
9:01 PM <Mykep3> iso's a -250 amiright
9:01 PM <•Isolatar> ;(
9:03 PM <•Anahita> What am I at
9:03 PM <•Isolatar> Can't be much worse than me
9:06 PM <•Isolatar> I'm going to make another instagram account
9:06 PM <•Isolatar> Because I forgot my old password
9:06 PM <•Isolatar> What should my username be?
9:06 PM → •Noire (voiced) joined
9:06 PM <Mykep3> hello noire
9:08 PM <Owl> Mykep2
9:08 PM <mykep2> wat
9:08 PM <Owl> How would anyone know who I was
9:08 PM <Owl> If I didn't say
9:08 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:08 PM <Owl> when I joined?
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9:09 PM <Mykep3> hello markus
9:09 PM •Markus_Wilding was voiced (+v) by ChanServ
9:09 PM <•Markus_Wilding> why are there so many mykeps
9:09 PM <Owl> they started splitting
9:09 PM <Owl> asexual reproduction
9:10 PM <Mykep3> because I felt like it
9:10 PM <mykep2> I get this festering itch on the back of my eye when you enter because the approaching "I am Owl" is going to bother me
9:10 PM <•Isolatar> Yo Markus
9:10 PM <mykep2> thats how i know you joined
9:10 PM <•Isolatar> Mykep3 wants to talk to you
9:10 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:10 PM <mykep2> im sure others feel the same way
9:10 PM <Mykep3> noone wants to talk to markus isolatar
9:10 PM <Owl> I also say it whenever someone says my name! So that they know, I am Owl
9:10 PM <•Isolatar> Hey Owl
9:10 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Fenway> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Fenway> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Mykep3> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Markus_Wilding> whoever the fuck wants to talk to me can query me
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Mykep3> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Markus_Wilding> because i'm not keeping track of your idiocy in here
9:11 PM <Owl> Can we not do this?
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Mykep3> noone wants to talk with you
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I can last all night long
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Mykep3> because you fucking suck
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:11 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:11 PM ← You were kicked by •Fenway: stop being a dick
9:11 PM <Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM → •Isolatar (voiced) joined  •  Channel mode: +ntrc
9:12 PM <Owl> I'd love to
9:12 PM <Mykep3> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> And to finish
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> NOOOOOOOOOO
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Anahita> Y'all both fuckin losers
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM ← You were kicked by •Fenway: stop being a dick
9:12 PM → •Isolatar (voiced) joined  •  Channel mode: +ntrc
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <Mykep3> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM ← Owl was kicked by •Anahita: you're a loser
9:12 PM <Mykep3> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> lel
9:12 PM ← Mykep3 was kicked by •Fenway: Fak u Mrdirector
9:12 PM → Owl joined (Mibbit@coldfront-921F9519.hsd1.il.comcast.net)
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I am Owl
9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> I WON
9:12 PM <Owl> *Owl
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9:12 PM <•Isolatar> Nope
9:12 PM <Owl> I am Owl
9:12 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:12 PM <Mykep3> I'm not Mr Director fenway
9:13 PM Channel mode set to +m by •Fenway
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Fenway> yes you are
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:13 PM Channel mode set to -m by •Fenway
9:13 PM ← You were kicked by •Anahita: /kick Isolatar
9:13 PM <Isolatar> Square
9:15 PM → •Isolatar (voiced) joined  •  Channel mode: +mntrc
9:15 PM <•Owl> That's not an option
9:15 PM IamOwl → butIamOwl
9:15 PM Isolatar → •NoIAmOwl
9:15 PM <•Owl> What if someone forgot?
9:15 PM <•NoIAmOwl> Oh wait
9:15 PM <•NoIAmOwl> I can talk
9:15 PM butIamOwl → NoMe
9:15 PM <•Markus_Wilding> lol
9:15 PM NoIAmOwl → •Isolatar
9:15 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:15 PM NoMe → IamOwl
9:16 PM <•Isolatar> Let's not forget this
9:16 PM Isolatar was de-voiced (-v) by •Fenway
9:16 PM <•Owl> That's edited
9:16 PM <•Owl> Not real
9:16 PM IamOwl → yesitis
9:16 PM Isolatar → LemmeScreenshotIt
9:16 PM yesitis → IamOwl
9:16 PM LemmeScreenshotIt → AndPutItOnMy
9:16 PM AndPutItOnMy → Signature
9:16 PM <•Joefesok> Bans please
9:16 PM •Fenway banned Signature!*@* (+b)
9:16 PM ← You were kicked by •Fenway: /kick Signature
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9:18 PM Channel mode is +mntrc
9:18 PM <•Joefesok> So, is anahita actually opped now is that director
9:18 PM •Anahita un-banned IamOwl!*@* (-b)
9:18 PM <•Sargun> that's actually Anahita
9:18 PM GoEffYourself → GoEffYourselfJoe
9:18 PM <•Joefesok> Ah, it's director
9:18 PM <•Joefesok> Got it
9:18 PM •Fenway un-banned Signature!*@* (-b)
9:18 PM GoEffYourselfJoe → freeIso
9:18 PM <•Fenway> Change your name back and stop spamming and I will
9:19 PM freeIso → EffOffFenway
9:19 PM ← You were kicked by •Fenway: /kick EffOffFenway
9:19 PM → CantStumpTheTrump joined  •  Channel mode: +mntrc
9:19 PM <•Markus_Wilding> remind me again why director is a gm
9:19 PM <•Fenway> Isolatar and Mrdirector are being dicks
9:19 PM CantStumpTheTrump → Nope
9:19 PM <•Joefesok> Iso or director is spamming
9:19 PM <•Sabriel> Alright. People start behaving or I'mma start banning.
9:19 PM <•Joefesok> Sabriel, is anahita actually opped now
9:19 PM <•Joefesok> Or is that director
9:19 PM Nope → StillWaitingForMyVOP
9:20 PM <•Markus_Wilding> that's anahita
9:20 PM <•Sabriel> That's Anahita
9:20 PM <•Markus_Wilding> we told you lol
9:20 PM <•Anahita> I'm probably going to be un-oped soon
9:20 PM <•Anahita> Since Sabriel is back now
9:20 PM •StillWaitingForMyVOP was voiced (+v) by •Sabriel
9:20 PM <•Sabriel> She can maintain my social justice tyranny when I'm gone.
9:20 PM StillWaitingForMyVOP → •Cheers
9:20 PM <•Fenway> im kicking the first person that says it
9:20 PM <•Sargun> says what
9:20 PM <•Fenway> exactly
9:20 PM Cheers → •exactly
9:21 PM ← •exactly left (uid100442@cnalliance.org)
9:22 PM → Iso joined  •  Channel mode: +mntrc
9:23 PM — Iso waits patiently
9:23 PM Iso → EffingHellIStillNeedVOP
9:23 PM <•Joefesok> What is banned?
9:23 PM <•Markus_Wilding> your mother
9:23 PM •EffingHellIStillNeedVOP was voiced (+v) by •Anahita
9:24 PM EffingHellIStillNeedVOP → •Iso
9:24 PM Iso → •Isolatar
9:24 PM → •Mrdirector (opped) joined
9:25 PM <•Mrdirector> so what happened here? I heard iso, owl, and some douche were spamming the place up?
9:25 PM <•Owl> I am Owl
9:25 PM <•Owl> and they were impersonating me
9:25 PM <•Isolatar> 9:12 PM <Owl> I am owl
9:25 PM <•Owl> Very rude thing to do
9:25 PM <•Mrdirector> those evil bastards
9:25 PM <•Isolatar> Nope
9:25 PM <•Fenway> that douche was you mrdirector
9:25 PM ⇐ You disconnected
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9:26 PM <•Mrdirector> I wasn't even here fenway
9:26 PM <•FHIC> What the fuck happened here
9:26 PM <•Mrdirector> I dunno, I just got here
9:26 PM <•Joefesok> Isolatard spammed chat
9:26 PM <•Fenway> [13:32:39] *** Mrdirector is now known as Mykep3
9:26 PM <•Joefesok> Director pretended to be mykep
9:26 PM <•Mrdirector> looks like some people spammed the place and then fenway got triggered
9:26 PM <•Isolatar> Isolatard
9:26 PM <•Joefesok> Then owl
9:26 PM <•Isolatar> lmao
9:26 PM <•Fenway> [14:13:43] *** Mykep3 is now known as IamOwl
9:26 PM <•Isolatar> You're so original Joe
9:26 PM <•Mrdirector> joefeschmuck
9:26 PM <•Fenway> a bunch of shitty names
9:26 PM <•Fenway> then
9:26 PM <•Fenway> [14:24:27] *** IamOwl is now known as Mrdirector
9:26 PM <•Joefesok> When was the first time you heard that joke?
9:27 PM <•Fenway> IT WAS YOU MRDIRECTOR
9:27 PM <•Mrdirector> dude, fenway, stop editing the logs
9:27 PM <•Joefesok> Because if it was like 3 weeks back then yes, yes I am original
9:27 PM <•Fenway> THE EVIDENCE IS NOT IN YOUR FAVOR
9:27 PM <•Mrdirector> jesus
9:27 PM <•Anahita> Yeezus
9:27 PM <•Isolatar> Is that some sort of comeback
9:27 PM <•Isolatar> Or nah?
9:27 PM <•Mrdirector> dude, your hating on me is getting pretty annoying
9:27 PM <•Mrdirector> nah, its just joefeschmuck isolatar
9:27 PM <•Joefesok> [14:25:32] *** Mrdirector is now known as Owl
9:27 PM <•Owl> I am Owl
9:28 PM <•Isolatar> Mrdirector is Owl confirmed
9:28 PM <•Fenway> gr8 b8 m8
9:28 PM <•Markus_Wilding> can you guys like
9:28 PM <•Mrdirector> srsly, I get it , y'all can edit logs
9:28 PM <•Fenway> i r8 8/8
9:28 PM <•Markus_Wilding> do this shit in the gm channel or something
9:28 PM <•Joefesok> Nope
9:28 PM <•Isolatar> Yeah Markus
9:28 PM <•Markus_Wilding> or just hatefuck each other inthe alley
9:28 PM <•Isolatar> Listen to Joe
9:28 PM <•Mrdirector> no markus, my good name is being sullied by these ruffians
9:28 PM <•Isolatar> He's the judge of everything
9:28 PM <•Joefesok> [14:26:32] *** Owl is now known as A_SCHMUCK
9:28 PM <•Isolatar> He clearly knows what's best for this channel
9:28 PM <•Mrdirector> ikr
9:28 PM <•Joefesok> Of course I do
9:28 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/jgYOF1G.gif
9:28 PM <•Joefesok> Running this place is my part time job
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> I get paid $12.99 an hour
9:29 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i dunno, director's doing a pretty bang-up job too
9:29 PM <•Isolatar> That sounds like a great job
9:29 PM <•Isolatar> Great pay
9:29 PM <•Isolatar> But you're doing a shit job at it
9:29 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/vktNMdt.jpg
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> The best part is nobody is my boss
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> So I can do jack shit
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> And still get paid
9:29 PM <•Isolatar> Might want to consider getting a new job
9:29 PM <•Isolatar> Before you get fired
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> There's nobody to fire me
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> I'm the IRC department head
9:29 PM <•Mrdirector> good lord fenway, could you please stop spamming images
9:29 PM <•Joefesok> Also, every single intern
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Part time worker
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Full time
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Mananger
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Supplier
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Engineer
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Logistics manager
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Architect
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> IT
9:30 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/r255XTT.png
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Clown
9:30 PM <•Isolatar> Please stop spamming
9:30 PM <•Mrdirector> literally worse than owl with is gif
9:30 PM <•Isolatar> Or I'll have to get a GM to kickban you
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Isolatard manager
9:30 PM <•Mrdirector> yes fenway, please stop spamming
9:30 PM <•Sargun> Can you motherfuckers stop with this one-line shit please?  Just for the courtesy of it?
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> It's funny because
9:30 PM <•Owl> I am Owl
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> I'm the only person
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Who does one line
9:30 PM <•mykep2> where?
9:30 PM <•Mrdirector> yeah, see, even sargun wants you to stop fenway
9:30 PM <•Isolatar> Isolatard manager
9:30 PM <•Joefesok> Every four words
9:30 PM <•Isolatar> Great one
9:31 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/XfKYBht.jpg
9:31 PM <•Sargun> I'm talking about joe, not Fenway
9:31 PM <•Mrdirector> dude wtf, spamming the channels not cool
9:31 PM <•Sargun> Fenway is fine, he's a fine upstanding gentleman of high moral caliber
9:31 PM <•Mrdirector> he's a worthless spammer
9:31 PM <•Isolatar> I'm not quite sure about that
9:31 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/9XXkQlo.jpg
9:32 PM <•Joefesok> https://i.imgur.com/4FWPNJF.jpg
9:32 PM <•Sargun> has anyone ever proven fenway and joe aren't multis?
9:32 PM <•Fenway> shhh
9:32 PM <•Joefesok> https://i.imgur.com/5emgkue.png
9:32 PM <•Isolatar> Imagine trying to rebut a point
9:32 PM <•Isolatar> But with images
9:32 PM <•Joefesok> https://i.imgur.com/xtZrkj6.png
9:32 PM <•Anahita> I'm pretty sure Joefesok, Fenway, and GK are all multis
9:32 PM <•Joefesok> Fenway actually tried it
9:32 PM <•Joefesok> For like half a day
9:33 PM <•Isolatar> Keep trying though
9:33 PM <•Isolatar> You'll probably get an A for effort
9:33 PM <•Joefesok> He really wouldn't
9:33 PM <•Joefesok> He half assed a lot
9:33 PM <•Sabriel> We're all Mouseman multis.
9:33 PM <•mykep2> They have two steam accounts
9:33 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/28TuPHE.gif
9:33 PM <•Anahita> That explains the cancer I don't have
9:33 PM <•Sargun> I have two steam accounts
9:33 PM <•Sargun> doesn't mean much
9:33 PM <•Mrdirector> yo sabriel can ou make fenway stop spamming his stupid images
9:33 PM <•mykep2> and play games at the same time
9:33 PM <•Fenway> i have 3 steam accounts
9:33 PM <•Isolatar> I have a steam account and so does my cousin
9:33 PM <•Fenway> mine, yours, and your mom's
9:33 PM <•Isolatar> But we play each other's games
9:33 PM <•Joefesok> I actually own two desktops which can both run the same higher-mid tier games at the same time
9:33 PM <•mykep2> Well you people are idiots
9:33 PM <•Sargun> mykep don't defend them
9:33 PM <•Joefesok> I just play with myself
9:33 PM <•Joefesok> Jihadmobiling with one hand
9:33 PM <•mykep2> I like them
9:33 PM <•Sargun> you banana phone
9:33 PM <•Joefesok> And being shit at the game with the other
9:34 PM <•Fenway> shhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up joe
9:34 PM <•Mrdirector> ayyyy
9:34 PM <•Joefesok> I also constantly miss headshots with the second hand
9:34 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i was about to say i miss the days when this channel had some level of intelligence
9:34 PM <•Joefesok> And can safely always get noscope headshot 360s with the other
9:34 PM <•Markus_Wilding> but then i remembered that was never a thing
9:34 PM <•Joefesok> Yes it was
9:34 PM <•Isolatar> haha
9:34 PM <•Mrdirector> the channel was great before all the futurecraft people came
9:34 PM <•mykep2> Markus
9:35 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/FlAMoxd.png
9:35 PM <•mykep2> do you mind if Iso finished our teutonic thread
9:35 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i don't mind
9:35 PM <•Isolatar> Do you want to finish it?
9:35 PM <•mykep2> word
9:35 PM <•Mrdirector> he does mind secretly
9:35 PM <•mykep2> I dont mind either
9:35 PM <•mykep2> BUT
9:35 PM <•Markus_Wilding> no, not really, i got my own stuff to take care of
9:36 PM <•Mrdirector> he's furious on the insides
9:36 PM <•mykep2> Markus, how would you want the Order to fall?
9:36 PM <•Isolatar> Okay
9:36 PM <•Joefesok> I have a question
9:36 PM <•Joefesok> How fast do you think GK types?
9:36 PM <•Joefesok> Like, does it take him a day and a half to put up a paragraph?
9:36 PM <•mykep2> I think GK is an ESL
9:36 PM <•Mrdirector> about as fast as an average korean person to lives in gual?
9:36 PM <•Mrdirector> guam*
9:36 PM <•Sabriel> He is Mrdirector.
9:36 PM <•Sabriel> Oops.
9:36 PM <•mykep2> and is slowly learning how to type
9:36 PM <•Sabriel> Mykep
9:36 PM <•Sabriel> Not Mrdirector
9:37 PM <•mykep2> Good, because he is getting better
9:37 PM <•Markus_Wilding> Hochmeister Benedikt Bergfalk was shot by a group of die-hard NVA remnants, crisis happened as nobody knew what to do following his death
9:37 PM <•Sabriel> GK is Korean, lives in Guam. Learning English because he lives in Guam.
9:37 PM <•mykep2> and I commend him for sticking past YA FAKIN PRICKS
9:37 PM <•Mrdirector> indeed, he is actually becoming quite coherent
9:37 PM <•Fenway> yet he has embraced the trolling
9:37 PM <•Fenway> GK is, indeed, a master baiter
9:37 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i thought i put something like that in my news thread before i left, maybe i thought i put it in
9:37 PM <•Anahita> His story in the nova thing actually made sense
9:37 PM <•Joefesok> I wonder what his age is, though
9:37 PM <•mykep2> It did
9:37 PM <•Anahita> Although the constant repetition of 'I AM STRONG' was kind of funny
9:37 PM <•Joefesok> Because his tryhard as fuck trolling reads like a 12 year old
9:37 PM <•Mrdirector> he's almost reached fenway levels of coherence, which is to say, just enough to be legible, but not enough to say anything worth saying
9:38 PM <•mykep2> How about we just stop being try hards, and give him the nova award
9:38 PM <•Joefesok> Meanwhile I'm sitting here in my god tier
9:38 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/UHnvDW8.png
9:38 PM <•mykep2> he's improved greatly since our attempt at a 1980s map
9:38 PM <•Isolatar> 9:38 PM <•mykep2> How about we just stop being try hards, and give him the nova award
9:38 PM <•Markus_Wilding> clearly i deserve the nova award
9:38 PM <•Joefesok> Sipping coffee and writing my nova attempt
9:38 PM <•Isolatar> Isn't that TBM's call?
9:38 PM <•mykep2> Nah, it's a community vote
9:38 PM <•Fenway> Im just gonna post bait every time mrdirector is a dick
9:38 PM <•Isolatar> Oh yeah
9:38 PM <•Mrdirector> good thing I'm not a dick?
9:38 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/CamiAfn.jpg
9:39 PM <•Joefesok> I was gonna write about a homeless man too
9:39 PM <•Joefesok> It was gonna be sick as hell
9:39 PM <•mykep2> Yeah, I'm going to change my vote. His story was pretty decent and he obviously is working hard to be here
9:39 PM <•Sabriel> Stop being shitty shit fucks.
9:39 PM <•mykep2> Dont know why, you people sucks
9:39 PM <•Joefesok> A homeless dude getting by using thrown away last-decade model mister fusions and instant rotten food pellets
9:39 PM <•Mrdirector> isolatar, you misspelled goodbye
9:39 PM <•Isolatar> Fucking hell
9:39 PM <•Mrdirector> mykep2, did tidy put up the new vote already?
9:39 PM <•Isolatar> I was in a rush
9:39 PM <•Mrdirector> you could go back in there and redo it
9:39 PM <•Fenway> https://i.imgur.com/R9NfmX8h.jpg
9:39 PM <•mykep2> Not yet
9:40 PM <•Mrdirector> oh
9:40 PM <•mykep2> Just gonna change my vote in the last thread
9:40 PM <•Mrdirector> did he do a sci fi thing?
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9:40 PM <•Mrdirector> hello luxa
9:40 PM <•Markus_Wilding> sup Luxa
9:40 PM <•mykep2> He did
9:40 PM <•Joefesok> Question
9:40 PM <•Joefesok> Are submissions to the nova awards over
9:41 PM <•Joefesok> Good I didn't think so
9:41 PM <•Mrdirector> yes, I think so
9:41 PM <•mykep2> http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/index.php/topic/3353-nova-awards/?p=54141
9:41 PM <•Anahita> They ar
9:41 PM <•Mrdirector> that's actually somewhat coherent mykep2
9:41 PM <•Anahita> I need to start using 'I am strong!' as a rebuttal to everything
9:41 PM <•mykep2> and read mine. It's a palate cleanser after youre stuck reading Sargun's
9:41 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
9:41 PM <•mykep2> I know
9:41 PM <•Joefesok> I just distinctly need to use the line "Jim took a leak into his mister fusion so he could fry the rat whose neck he snapped last night."
9:42 PM Channel mode set to -m by •Fenway
9:42 PM <•Isolatar> FREE LUXA
9:42 PM •Luxa was voiced (+v) by •Anahita
9:42 PM <•mykep2> oh come on
9:42 PM <•Fenway> you idiot I just did
9:42 PM <•Fenway> -m means not moderated
9:42 PM <•Isolatar> SHUT UP
9:42 PM <•mykep2> so can anyone hear me now?
9:42 PM <•mykep2> or...like...see me
9:43 PM <•Mrdirector> don't call players idiots fenway
9:43 PM <•Joefesok> What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
9:43 PM <•mykep2> so going to guess that is a no
9:43 PM <•Fenway> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUipCIWj54E
9:43 PM <•Luxa> Hi mykep2 :P
9:43 PM <•Luxa> I can see you're stuff
9:44 PM <•Anahita> Mykep is definitely stuff
9:44 PM <•Luxa> Most certainly
9:44 PM <•Joefesok> Mykep is so much stuff
9:44 PM <•Joefesok> You don't even KNOW
9:44 PM ⇐ •Joefesok quit (tiramisu@6A21B259.285EEE80.10296C56.IP) Client exited
9:44 PM <•Mrdirector> thank god he's gone
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9:44 PM <•Isolatar> Joe
9:44 PM <Joefesok> So do cats look like dogs in russia or what
9:44 PM <•Mrdirector> wb joefesok
9:45 PM <•Anahita> 'Sir, what could be the ethnics?' I don't know why I found that so funny
9:45 PM <Joefesok> OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO LISTEN TO SAW HERO
9:46 PM <•Sargun> lol mrd
9:47 PM <Joefesok> Did any of you ever watch berdst friend?
9:47 PM <•Markus_Wilding> no
9:47 PM <Joefesok> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8wMVmY7Zpw
9:47 PM <Joefesok> Oh shit I just realized what I need to do
9:48 PM <•Dillon1102> Someone just said FDR was one of the worst presidents.
9:48 PM <•Isolatar> inb4 he was
9:48 PM <Joefesok> He kind of was
9:48 PM <•Mrdirector> FDR wasn't born in America
9:48 PM <Joefesok> And kind of wasn't
9:49 PM <•Mrdirector> he was like most other presidents in that regards joefesok
9:49 PM <•Markus_Wilding> he did some pretty shitty stuff, but i feel his leadership during WWII slightly overshadows it
9:49 PM <•Mrdirector> yeah
9:49 PM <•Markus_Wilding> the biggest stain is the internment of Japanese-Americans, Italian-Americans and German-Americans
9:49 PM <•Mrdirector> yeah
9:49 PM <Joefesok> He also kind of turned america into a dictatorship
9:49 PM <Joefesok> And was a FILTHY COMMUNIST
9:50 PM <Joefesok> In the same vein, he helped the economy, or at least tried to
9:50 PM <Joefesok> If any of you fuckers want icons from berdst friend I got 'em
9:50 PM <•Dillon1102> FDR is one of the best
9:51 PM <Joefesok> Again
9:51 PM <Joefesok> That's up for debate
9:51 PM <Joefesok> On one hand he genuinely tried to help
9:51 PM <•Mrdirector> as with any president, really
9:51 PM <Joefesok> And did some great things
9:51 PM <Joefesok> On the other
9:51 PM <Joefesok> He failed
9:51 PM <Joefesok> Completely.
9:51 PM <Joefesok> The only reason we got out of the GD is because of ww2.
9:51 PM <Joefesok> His plan was slowly improving but, i mean, the fuckin' dustbowl
9:51 PM <Joefesok> That's kind of a huge thing to just fuck up on
9:52 PM <Joefesok> Also
9:52 PM <Joefesok> COMMUNISM
9:52 PM <•Sargun> lol
9:52 PM <•Sargun> I always enjoy Joe being wrong about things
9:52 PM <•Dillon1102> What do you think Sargun? You're intelligent.
9:52 PM <•Sargun> he's basically the living embodiment of the failure of the American education system
9:52 PM <Joefesok> You realize the new deal didn't get us anywhere, really?
9:52 PM <•Anahita> I thought Joefesok was English
9:52 PM <•Sargun> I have no idea
9:52 PM <•Sargun> I just assume he's American because he's a dumbass
9:52 PM <•Mrdirector> nah, limeys wouldn't take him
9:52 PM <•Markus_Wilding> what do you meanby "the new deal didn't get us anywhere"
9:52 PM <•Markus_Wilding> ?
9:53 PM <•Luxa> Also the American education system idolizes FDR
9:53 PM <•Luxa> He's basically a god from what the books say
9:53 PM <Joefesok> It created a lot of jobs and started some important programs but fucked up dramatically at fixing the depression
9:53 PM <Joefesok> Nowadays it's getting us somewhere but at the time it didn't do shit
9:53 PM <Joefesok> Is a better way to put it
9:53 PM <•Dillon1102> No Sargun what do you think of FDR
9:53 PM <•Anahita> That's just not correct
9:54 PM <•Dillon1102> Is FDR good or bad
9:54 PM <Joefesok> Unemployment didn't go down. GDP only barely improved. The depression isn't something you can, or at least should, ease into fixing
9:54 PM <•DonJuan> well, WW2 interrupted measuring how the works FDR initiated ultimately helped (or didn't)
9:55 PM <Joefesok> The thing is that the reason the depression was so bad was because it went on way too long
9:55 PM <•Mrdirector> [13:54:29] <Dillon1102> Is FDR good or bad<< well now, one can't measure things in black and white
9:55 PM <•Sargun> <Joefesok> Unemployment didn't go down. GDP only barely improved. The depression isn't something you can, or at least should, ease into fixing
9:55 PM <•Sargun> lmfao
9:55 PM <•Dillon1102> According to Wiki he is good
9:55 PM <•DonJuan> but Keynesian economics do work in a downturn, so I think they had a decent chance of succeeding
9:56 PM <•Sargun> That is objectively false
9:56 PM <•Mrdirector> does wiki seriously just sya that "He good" dillon?
9:56 PM <•Sargun> I'm assuming you're talking about both New Deals
9:56 PM <•DonJuan> yes
9:56 PM <Joefesok> FDR helped keep the depression from becoming hilariously worse but didn't fix it
9:56 PM <•Sargun> Lasting from 33 to 38
9:56 PM <•Sargun> Otherwise you're being intellectually dishonest
9:56 PM <Joefesok> For the economic understanding at the time it seemed like a good plan
9:57 PM <•DonJuan> weren't the New Deals disputed legally?
9:57 PM <Joefesok> In theory it's still a good plan
9:57 PM <Joefesok> Yes
9:57 PM <•Mrdirector> I think they were donjuan
9:57 PM <Joefesok> A bit often
9:57 PM <•Sargun> The economy expanded 7.7% a year due to the New Deal joe
9:57 PM <Joefesok> Two of his programs got shut down for being unconsistutional
9:57 PM <•Sargun> this is objective fact
9:57 PM <•Sargun> Unemployment plummetted
9:57 PM <•Sargun> objective fact
9:57 PM <Joefesok> No?
9:57 PM <Joefesok> Hang on
9:57 PM <Joefesok> I've got a graph around here
9:57 PM <•Sargun> Yeah from where, the mises institute? lmao
9:57 PM <•Mrdirector> this will end welll
9:58 PM <•Anahita> <Joefesok> I've got a graph around here
9:58 PM <•Anahita> Well, that settles it
9:58 PM <•Anahita> He's got a graph
9:58 PM <•Mrdirector> dammit, now I have to google what the mises institute is
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10:03 PM <Joefesok> Sargun, what source are you using for that 7.7% economy expansion?
10:03 PM <Joefesok> And the "unemployment plummeted" thing?
10:04 PM <•Mrdirector> tl;dr, couldn't find the graph :P
10:04 PM <Joefesok> I've got a thing here which I'm trying to source saying that unemployment reached a baseline of 15% in 1937 before going back up to 20%
10:04 PM <•Sargun> ^
10:04 PM <•Sargun> yes, in 1938 unemployment went back up again
10:04 PM <•Sargun> before lowering again
10:05 PM <•Sargun> 1938 being the outlier
10:05 PM <•Mrdirector> plus, wasn't the unemployment at the height of the depression something like 25 percent?
10:06 PM <•Sargun> also Joe
10:06 PM <Joefesok> Yeah, a year after FDR was elected.
10:06 PM <•Sargun> Historical statistics of the United States, colonial times to 1970, Volume 1
10:07 PM <•Sargun> Series F31, Annual Growth Rates of Gross National Product (Percent)
10:07 PM <Joefesok> Page?
10:07 PM <•Markus_Wilding> oh shit, we got the fuckin' citations now
10:07 PM <•Markus_Wilding> ready your asses for some essays up here
10:07 PM <•Sargun> 224+
10:08 PM <•Sargun> starts on 224 and extends
10:08 PM <•Mrdirector> y'all should type this in latin
10:08 PM <•Sargun> ipso facto suck my dicko
10:08 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
10:09 PM <•Sargun> anyway I'm about to a lunch date? dinner date? late lunch early dinner date?
10:09 PM <•Sargun> what the fuck is it when it's like 5 pm?
10:09 PM <•Anahita> Dinner date
10:10 PM <•Anahita> Though really, you'd rather go on a date than debate 1930s economics with Joefesok?
10:10 PM <•Anahita> Loser
10:10 PM <•Sargun> I mean I could technically get my phone out and debate him on my phone
10:10 PM <•Mrdirector> while having a dinner date?
10:10 PM <•Mrdirector> seems legit
10:10 PM <•Mrdirector> :P
10:11 PM <•Sargun> I mean I coul tell her I'm on call with work
10:11 PM <Joefesok> Do you have a link to that PDF?
10:11 PM <•Anahita> Other person keeps trying to have a conversation
10:11 PM <•Anahita> 'Hang on I need to school a 15 year old Brit on FDR-era economics'
10:11 PM <•Sargun> https://books.google.com/books?id=6IhUAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA224#v=onepage&q&f=false
10:11 PM <•Sargun> I have the actual book but thankfully it's also on google books
10:11 PM <•Sargun> I'm a bit of a 20th century nerd
10:11 PM <•Markus_Wilding> Sargun, you now have the honor of being quoted twice in my signature
10:11 PM <•Mrdirector> of course sargun would have that book
10:12 PM <•Sargun> thanks markus
10:13 PM <•Mrdirector> I bet sargun actually read that book cover to cover :P
10:13 PM <•Sargun> joke's on you I did it twice
10:13 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
10:13 PM <•Sargun> I love american history statistics
10:13 PM <•Markus_Wilding> nerd
10:13 PM <•Mrdirector> lmao
10:13 PM <•Sargun> My old reddit account has flaired answers on early american colonial law
10:14 PM <Joefesok> So, do you have a source for the "unemployment plummeted" thing?
10:15 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
10:15 PM <•Sargun> yeah the same book lol
10:15 PM <Joefesok> Where.
10:15 PM <•Sargun> check page 126
10:16 PM <•Sargun> Check column 9
10:16 PM <•Sargun> in '33 it starts off at ~25% before dropping steadily until '38
10:16 PM <•Sargun> when it goes up for one year
10:16 PM <•Sargun> then drops again
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10:17 PM <Joefesok> So FDR did, in fact, have a pretty good presidency.
10:17 PM <•Markus_Wilding> you sound surprised by this
10:17 PM <Joefesok> Completely disregarded by the fact that unemployment never went below 15% during an entire fucking decade.
10:18 PM <•Sargun> Considering what he had to work with, yes
10:18 PM <•Sargun> We're talking about literally the worst economic crisis of the history of capitalism
10:18 PM <•Sargun> and the United States being the epicenter of it
10:18 PM <•Anahita> Holding that against him is like telling a doctor 'Okay, so you saved this person with a spear through the hea from dying... BUT FUCK YOU WHY ISN'T HE DOING CARTWHEELS RIGHT NOW'
10:18 PM <•Sargun> compounded by one of the worst agricultural disasters of modern history, again in the epicenter of the worst economic crisis of capitalist history
10:19 PM <•Sargun> and he managed to make it so that three out of four people had work
10:19 PM <•Sargun> three out of four people over the age of 14 years who were healthy and in working condition were able to hold some kind of employment despite the perfect storm of economic and agricultural disaster
10:20 PM <•Sargun> in spite of significant political opposition to his policies
10:20 PM <•Sargun> I call that a very, very good presidency
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10:20 PM <•Mrdirector> hello luxa
10:21 PM <Joefesok> He introduced an agency which tried to get farmers to burn their crops during the dustbowl. He turned the political system into a dictatorship. It's hard to consider his presidency anything but dumb luck with all the fuckups he had along the way to "success".
10:22 PM <•Mrdirector> this should end well
10:24 PM <•Sargun> you know farmers were voluntarily burning crops right?
10:24 PM <•Sargun> kek
10:24 PM <•Sargun> anyway
10:24 PM <•Sargun> I'm off
10:24 PM <Joefesok> They were doing it because the government promised them it was a good thing
10:24 PM <•Sargun> I might check in on my phone... probably not
10:24 PM <•Sargun> later bb
10:24 PM <•Sargun> I'll tell you how the date went
10:25 PM <•Sargun> then we can argue some more
10:25 PM <Joefesok> Your arguments are bad and you should stop hailing communism
10:25 PM <•Owl> *keynesian economics
10:25 PM <Joefesok> It's communism.
10:26 PM <•FHIC> Lol
10:26 PM <•Markus_Wilding> sargun's like, the most anti-communist person in this entire channel
10:26 PM <•Owl> Was land redistributed?
10:26 PM <•Markus_Wilding> who the fuck do you think you're talking to
10:26 PM <•FHIC> You have no idea what Communism is Joe
10:26 PM <•FHIC> And you're a fucking idiot
10:26 PM <Joefesok> You're also a communist.
10:26 PM <Luxa> Communism is an economics idea I believe
10:26 PM <•Owl> Joefesok, was land taken from the owners and distributed or subsidized by the government?
10:27 PM <•Anahita> Communism is much more than economics
10:27 PM <Joefesok> No, but FDR got in the way on the road to democracy
10:27 PM <Joefesok> And is therefore communist
10:27 PM <Luxa> But isn't that what the main stem came from?
10:27 PM <•Owl> That's not communism then
10:27 PM <Joefesok> It's in the definition, owl.
10:27 PM <•Owl> Key part of communism, redistribution of land
10:27 PM <Luxa> If anything I would say socialist before communist
10:27 PM <•FHIC> Joe, I am not a Communist
10:27 PM <•FHIC> I don't know if you know that
10:27 PM <•Owl> If it's just increased government spending, other things, it's Keynesian economics
10:28 PM <Joefesok> You definitely are a communist.
10:28 PM <Joefesok> It's a standard trait of all contrarians.
10:28 PM <Joefesok> Non-optional.
10:29 PM <•FHIC> That doesn't even make sense
10:30 PM <•Anahita> Joefesok is attempting to troll
10:31 PM <•FHIC> I know right?
10:31 PM <•FHIC> It's hilarious
10:31 PM <Joefesok> You mean succeeding
10:31 PM <•Markus_Wilding> you think you're clever, but you're really not
10:31 PM <•Markus_Wilding> it's just sad
10:31 PM <Joefesok> The fact that I've wasted your time means I win.
10:32 PM <•Anahita> 12 year olds everywhere are in awe of you
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10:33 PM <•Owl> Joe, you know we can switch tabs and do something else, right?
10:33 PM <•Owl> We're not exactly waiting on your every word here
10:33 PM <•Markus_Wilding> whatup peter
10:33 PM <•Markus_Wilding> reply to vietnam diplomagic pls
10:34 PM <peter> srry been busy lately
10:34 PM <peter> i'll totally get on it
10:34 PM <•Markus_Wilding> no excuses, maggot
10:35 PM <peter> i love excuses, tho
10:38 PM <•Mrdirector> hello peter
10:39 PM <peter> hey Dyrektar
10:40 PM <•Mrdirector> who's this JohnChurchill person who just signed up on the forums
10:40 PM <peter> idk
10:40 PM <•Mrdirector> and will joefesok be arguing about how commie churchill was?
10:40 PM <peter> XD idk
10:41 PM <peter> but it's been a month, so now I can puppet my neighbors
10:41 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
10:41 PM <•Mrdirector> inb4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Border_War
10:42 PM <peter> omg that's so going to happen
10:42 PM <•Mrdirector> yus
10:43 PM — •Anahita rolls in Angola
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10:43 PM <•Mrdirector> hello cal
10:43 PM <peter> sup cal
10:43 PM <•Sabriel> Hello Sabriel
10:43 PM <•Mrdirector> [14:43:22] * Anahita rolls in Angola<< yus anahita pls come back to africa
10:43 PM <peter> no
10:43 PM <cal> Hey all
10:43 PM <peter> no no
10:43 PM <•Mrdirector> yes
10:43 PM <peter> My land
10:43 PM <peter> My land!
10:43 PM <peter> XD
10:44 PM <•Mrdirector> anahita will make africa great again
10:44 PM <peter> monroe doctrine in in stop all
10:44 PM <•Anahita> Wel, that just mkes me want to roll into Africa even more
10:44 PM <peter> XD
10:44 PM <•Mrdirector> MAKE AFRICA GREAT AGAIN
10:44 PM <•Anahita> Tempting, tempting
10:44 PM <peter> in my defense, the monroe doctrine was meant to appear negatively.
10:44 PM <peter> in the sense of my rp
10:44 PM <cal> Make a wall and have the europeans pay for it!
10:44 PM <•Mrdirector> though, you should roll in west africa
10:45 PM <•Anahita> Sounds good
10:45 PM <•Anahita> Sorry Sabriel, I bid farewell to Asia
10:45 PM <•Mrdirector> and lolinvade the UK
10:45 PM <•Mrdirector> then arya will rage
10:45 PM <•Sabriel> D=
10:45 PM <peter> maybe try to spend more than 2 weeks in the nation this time
10:45 PM <•Mrdirector> and try to nuke everything
10:45 PM <peter> XD
10:45 PM <•Mrdirector> wooooooow
10:45 PM <•Isolatar> 10:45 PM <peter> maybe try to spend more than 2 weeks in the nation this time
10:45 PM <•Anahita> You talkin shit Peter?
10:45 PM <•Isolatar> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10:45 PM <•Mrdirector> okay bro
10:45 PM <cal> Well, nukes have never been used in the rp right?
10:45 PM <•Mrdirector> don't be talking smack bout anahita
10:45 PM <•Isolatar> :v
10:45 PM <peter> jk
10:46 PM <peter> calm down
10:46 PM <•Mrdirector> unless you count the PNG thing cal, no, they haven't been used beyond testing
10:46 PM <•Markus_Wilding> PNG thing?
10:46 PM <Joefesok> Nukes got used once.
10:46 PM <Joefesok> Technically.
10:46 PM <peter> Moscow
10:46 PM <Joefesok> Though I think it isn't canon?
10:46 PM <peter> USSR
10:46 PM <•Mrdirector> moscow is canon
10:46 PM <Joefesok> Twice then
10:46 PM <•Mrdirector> it was a great rp
10:46 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i thought moscow was a dirty bomb
10:46 PM <Joefesok> So, question
10:47 PM <•Markus_Wilding> not necessarily nuclear
10:47 PM <•Mrdirector> we made it a legit bomb markus
10:47 PM <Joefesok> Is moscow still just a giant pile of radioactivity
10:47 PM <•Mrdirector> because greywall rp'd it like that
10:47 PM <•Anahita> <peter> maybe try to spend more than 2 weeks in the nation this time
10:47 PM <Joefesok> Because that slightly inhibits my plan to hire the spetnaz to counter-coup brazil
10:47 PM <•Anahita> I've been in USJ for
10:47 PM <•Anahita> at least a month or somthing now
10:47 PM <•Mrdirector> [14:46:26] <Markus_Wilding> PNG thing?<< when arya did a nuclear test and accidentally EMP'd papua new guinea
10:47 PM <•Markus_Wilding> oh yeah
10:47 PM <•Markus_Wilding> that
10:47 PM <peter> it's funny, the South African president's goal is literally "Make Africa Great Again" minus the "Again"
10:47 PM <Joefesok> No seriously
10:48 PM <Joefesok> Is moscow habitable
10:48 PM <Joefesok> I need the spetnaz
10:48 PM <•Mrdirector> joefesok, it would make sense that there'd be a bunch of ex spetsnaz willing to hire themselves out on the black market
10:48 PM <Joefesok> Good
10:48 PM <Joefesok> I never got permission to crash a space shuttle in egypt, director
10:48 PM <•Mrdirector> just crash it in russia
10:48 PM <•Markus_Wilding> the spetsnaz isn't even totally based in moscow...
10:48 PM <Joefesok> Why?
10:48 PM <Joefesok> That's boring.
10:49 PM <•Mrdirector> crash it somewhere that's not in egypt
10:49 PM <•Mrdirector> there's like so many options yo
10:49 PM <•Isolatar> In Libya
10:49 PM <Joefesok> Why do you mind crashing shit in egypt?
10:49 PM <•Isolatar> Or Israel
10:49 PM <•Isolatar> I heard Sudan is open
10:49 PM <•Mrdirector> yeah, crash it in israel
10:49 PM <Joefesok> I'll crash it in germany then
10:49 PM <•Mrdirector> yeah, crash in sudan
10:49 PM <•Isolatar> Go for it
10:49 PM <•Markus_Wilding> greywall might take issue with crashing something in israel
10:49 PM <Joefesok> I'll crash it in *a* sudan
10:49 PM <•Isolatar> Not like I'm going to recognise it lol
10:49 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
10:49 PM <Joefesok> It's an argentine rocket
10:49 PM <Joefesok> So
10:50 PM <Joefesok> I'd expect that they would just be sitting in the capsule debating over whether to act like they landed on an alien planet
10:50 PM <cal> crash it in germany
10:50 PM <cal> ill recognize it ;)
10:50 PM <•Mrdirector> http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/index.php/topic/3409-skrp-membership-application/#entry55158 peter, you sure you don't know this dude
10:50 PM <Joefesok> Then they come out an hour later saying in shit accents "is this a new world? Oh my!"
10:51 PM <Joefesok> cal
10:51 PM <Joefesok> don't you fuckin dare shoot down the argentine space program
10:51 PM <peter> i met him once on some other site
10:51 PM <peter> i think
10:51 PM <Joefesok> Actually you have good reason to splash it
10:51 PM <Joefesok> Whatever
10:51 PM <Joefesok> I'll explain it later
10:51 PM <•Mrdirector> he says you recruited him peter?
10:51 PM <•Markus_Wilding> lol
10:52 PM <peter> I told him about the site
10:52 PM <peter> never told him to join XD
10:52 PM <•Mrdirector> well, whatever, just pretend that you did so that sabriel gives you the bonus point
10:52 PM <Luxa> I'll claim his point
10:52 PM <cal> Ill claim korea
10:52 PM <peter> FYI, i don't think he knows much, if anything, about how these rps work
10:52 PM <Luxa> As long as I get Germany :P
10:52 PM <•Isolatar> Dibs on that point
10:53 PM <cal> haha
10:53 PM <peter> cant promise he won't be a massive pain
10:53 PM <•Mrdirector> well, he didn't use the format for signing up, so I already hate him
10:53 PM <•Mrdirector> :P
10:54 PM <Joefesok> He's rolling in the unluckiest position in SKRP: India.
10:54 PM <Luxa> Formatting is for conformists
10:54 PM <Joefesok> Question
10:54 PM <•Markus_Wilding> no
10:54 PM <Joefesok> How many people will get mad at me if I declare war on him for "old times' sake"
10:54 PM <peter> the application was simple, and he didn't follow it :P
10:54 PM <•Markus_Wilding> the answer is no
10:54 PM <•Markus_Wilding> go away joe
10:54 PM <Joefesok> So markus won't declare on me
10:54 PM <Joefesok> Who else isn't declaring on me?
10:54 PM <peter> and this aggravates me:
10:54 PM <•Markus_Wilding> you'll have to get through the Vietnamese navy, motherfucker
10:54 PM <peter> "but will not be overly active as I do have, pitiful as it may be, a life."
10:55 PM <•Dillon1102> Peter is that your friend?
10:55 PM <Luxa> A life?  Who needs that
10:56 PM <Joefesok> This guy seems like a douche
10:56 PM <Joefesok> I should call him a communist
10:56 PM <Luxa> Fascist.  Obviously a fascist
10:56 PM <peter> Dillon, if you want to call him a "friend."
10:56 PM <peter> per se
10:56 PM <•FHIC> Well I mean, you're 100% a douche Joe
10:56 PM <•FHIC> We still put up with you
10:56 PM <•FHIC> Barely
10:56 PM <peter> I know y'all folk better than him in most instances
10:56 PM <Joefesok> And you're a turd sandwich
10:56 PM <Joefesok> Now let's run for president
10:57 PM <peter> #make_sandwiches_great_again
10:57 PM <Luxa> I'd vote for FHIC
10:57 PM <•FHIC> So would I
10:57 PM <Luxa> If I could vote >.>
10:57 PM <peter> FH J. IC for President
10:58 PM <•Mrdirector> What if fhic is actually Obama
10:58 PM <•FHIC> '>.>
10:58 PM <•Mrdirector> and she's just been screwing with us this whole time
10:58 PM <•FHIC> <.<'
10:58 PM <•FHIC> Uuhhhh
10:58 PM <peter> or...
10:58 PM <peter> what if Obama...
10:58 PM <peter> is really FHIC
10:58 PM <•Mrdirector> :O
10:58 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i knew it!
10:58 PM <Luxa> FHIC is actually Putin
10:58 PM <•FHIC> Well, I... can't really say Director I uuuuuuuh
10:58 PM <peter> or is Putin actually FHIC?
10:58 PM <•FHIC> I believe that I'm not
10:58 PM <•Markus_Wilding> [16:58:31] <Luxa> FHIC is actually Putin > don't be ridiculous luxa
10:59 PM <•Sargun[Phone]> She's cuter than her picture
10:59 PM <•Markus_Wilding> Obama is clearly FHIC
10:59 PM <peter> what if FHIC is every world leader?
10:59 PM <•Mrdirector> there's only one way to settle this: we need fhic's bith certificate!
10:59 PM <peter> born in #skafrica
10:59 PM <•Sargun[Phone]> This should go well
10:59 PM — •FHIC leaves
10:59 PM <•Sargun[Phone]> Anyway I don't piss for that long so back put I go
10:59 PM <•Sargun[Phone]> Later guys
10:59 PM <Luxa> Trump is actually Mrdirector
10:59 PM <•Mrdirector> wow
10:59 PM <•Mrdirector> okay
10:59 PM <•Mrdirector> that sounds like a gotcha question
11:00 PM <Joefesok> Of course FHIC is putin
11:00 PM <Joefesok> He's a communist.
11:00 PM <Joefesok> It was all a clever ruse.
11:00 PM <peter> Putin's not really a communist.
11:00 PM <Joefesok> But I know what you're up to
11:00 PM <Joefesok> I see through your charade
11:02 PM <•Anahita> <peter> Putin's not really a communist.
11:02 PM <•Anahita> In other news, the sky isn't /really/ purpl
11:03 PM <•Mrdirector> purpl is a great colour
11:03 PM <•Anahita> I'm bombing Egypt into the ocean
11:03 PM — Luxa is shocked at this revelation
11:03 PM <•Mrdirector> lol
11:03 PM <•Mrdirector> is it a purpl ocean?
11:03 PM <•Anahita> That's it
11:03 PM — peter suddenly is confused
11:03 PM <•Anahita> I'm rerolling as Sudan
11:03 PM <•Anahita> Time for revenge
11:04 PM <•Mrdirector> alright, but just remember, the Sudanese flag is purpl in skrp
11:05 PM <•Markus_Wilding> no it isn't
11:05 PM — •Markus_Wilding rerolls to Cameroon
11:05 PM <•Markus_Wilding> time to kill peter
11:06 PM Mrdirector → •Directoraway
11:07 PM <peter> what did i do now?
11:07 PM <•Markus_Wilding> everything
11:07 PM <peter> k
11:10 PM <peter> i need to stop my skrp phases.
11:10 PM <peter> one week i'm super active, the next two i don't post...
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11:12 PM <•Markus_Wilding> hello JohnChurchill
11:12 PM <•Markus_Wilding> are you actually Churchill, and if you are, why did you order the Gallipoli landings?
11:12 PM <JohnChurchill> Look, everybody makes mistakes.
11:13 PM <JohnChurchill> And my name is John, not Winston.
11:13 PM <JohnChurchill> So, I guess I'm the new guy round here.
11:13 PM <Luxa> He's hiding something
11:13 PM <peter> @Dillon1102, want diplo w/ SA?
11:13 PM <Luxa> JohnChurchill are you a witch?
11:14 PM <peter> witches are cool
11:14 PM <peter> i think
11:15 PM <peter> the youngsters are lucky; they didn't have to endure the era of the Borklyn
11:15 PM <JohnChurchill> Who (or what) was Borklyn?
11:16 PM <JohnChurchill> And I was told I'm supposed to do an interview?
11:16 PM <peter> in short, the old head honcho.
11:16 PM <Luxa> Borklyn wasn't that bad, to me at least.  Then again most people are nice to me :D
11:16 PM <peter> FHIC had troubles with him.
11:16 PM <peter> serious troubles
11:17 PM <Luxa> Yeah.  There was that
11:17 PM <•Isolatar> Borkyln was okay
11:17 PM <peter> remember that petition we all sent in?
11:17 PM <•Isolatar> No?
11:17 PM <•Anahita> Petition?
11:17 PM <•Isolatar> Oh
11:17 PM <•Isolatar> The group PM
11:17 PM <•Directoraway> yo, johnchurchill, hop in #skgm
11:17 PM <•Isolatar> http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/index.php?app=members&module=messaging&section=view&do=showConversation&topicID=1234
11:17 PM <•Isolatar> This
11:17 PM <•Markus_Wilding> Borklyn consistently approved silly/stupid tech, and managed to do nothing with France despite a massive point advantage and near-free reig
11:17 PM <peter> preciesly
11:18 PM <•Directoraway> borkFrance was amazing
11:18 PM <•Directoraway> in how bad it was
11:18 PM <peter> and Directoraway, what should we do for our next duel-rp?
11:18 PM <•Directoraway> one sec peter
11:18 PM <peter> pianos
11:18 PM <peter> lots of pianos
11:18 PM <•Markus_Wilding> any time a real conflict appeared, Borklyn personified every stereotype about France by not fighting it, or by fighting it poorly
11:18 PM <peter> and still held himself up as the power of the world
11:19 PM <•Anahita> Brooklyn at least tried to do things realistically
11:19 PM <peter> and screwed up the map, nearly causing a war between me and China
11:19 PM <•Directoraway> realistically, france matters way less than he thought it did
11:19 PM <•Anahita> No, France was a major player
11:20 PM <•Anahita> Also, Peter, you're still a loser for backing down from that
11:20 PM <peter> only because he was head gm and held himself up as a major player. When new guys came in they bowed down before him because he was THE God.
11:20 PM <•Directoraway> france was never as major as he thought it was, even irl
11:20 PM <•Anahita> No they didn't
11:20 PM <•Directoraway> he was acting like fucking American
11:20 PM <•Anahita> Did you people RP in the same SKRP I did
11:20 PM <peter> gtg, be back soon
11:21 PM <•Sabriel> Brooklyn was never head GM.
11:21 PM <•Noire> <peter> only because he was head gm and held himself up as a major player. When new guys came in they bowed down before him because he was THE God. <<When I came in, it was less then a month before he was almost at war with me
11:21 PM <•Directoraway> to be fair, he definetly acted like he was :P
11:21 PM <•Anahita> He acted like he was a GM
11:21 PM <•Anahita> I don't see what's so odd about that
11:22 PM <•Noire> I wouldn't say he was THE God
11:22 PM <•Noire> More like a terribly biased GM
11:22 PM <•Directoraway> I certainly hope I don't act like he did anahita :P
11:23 PM ⇐ JohnChurchill and •Owl quit
11:23 PM <•Isolatar> Nah
11:23 PM <•Isolatar> You're laid back
11:23 PM <•Isolatar> Brook was always serious
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11:24 PM <•Sabriel> The S in SKRP stands for Serious.
11:24 PM <•Markus_Wilding> i knew it
11:24 PM <Joefesok> Director
11:24 PM <•Directoraway> wat
11:24 PM <Joefesok> You're way too chill at your job to be as engaged with players as he was
11:25 PM <•Directoraway> lol
11:25 PM <Joefesok> Well, engaged with players as quickly
11:25 PM <•Directoraway> B) chill is best
11:25 PM <Joefesok> Which is kind of a good thing
11:25 PM <Joefesok> Because you actively play the game
11:25 PM <Joefesok> Participating with players and playing the game rarely go hand in hand well
11:26 PM — •Isolatar slaps Directoraway around a bit with a large yellowtail kingfish
11:26 PM — •Isolatar slaps Sabriel around a bit with a large squaretail
11:26 PM — •Isolatar slaps MGL if he was here around a bit with a large banjo catfish
11:26 PM — •Directoraway is slapped around a bit with a large yellowtail kingfish
11:26 PM <•Isolatar> Check your PM
11:26 PM <•Sabriel> I'm eating.
11:27 PM <•Isolatar> NOT GOOD ENOUGH
11:27 PM <•Sabriel> I eat quite good.
11:27 PM <•Isolatar> Keep up the good work
11:27 PM <•Anahita> So JohnChurchill is a Peter multi right?
11:28 PM <JohnChurchill> Definitely not.
11:28 PM <peter> i don't do multis
11:28 PM <•Isolatar> JohnChurchill
11:28 PM <•Isolatar> How do you know peter?
11:28 PM <•Anahita> You denied t at the exact same time
11:28 PM <•Dillon1102> Sure Peter
11:28 PM <peter> and i definetly wouldn't name it "johnchurchill"
11:28 PM <JohnChurchill> I met him on some other roleplaying website
11:28 PM <•Anahita> Which site
11:28 PM <•Isolatar> What is it called?
11:28 PM <peter> i'd do something better
11:28 PM <JohnChurchill> Peter, remind me, what was the site?
11:28 PM <peter> like "Johnny Cash"
11:29 PM <JohnChurchill> John Churchill is an amazing name.
11:29 PM <•Anahita> Peter do you even listen to Johnny Cash
11:29 PM <peter> JohnChurchill, i think Star Wars RP or something? I never got that integrated in that.
11:29 PM <•Isolatar> How long have you been on the other site?
11:29 PM <peter> Anahita, I love Johnny Cash
11:29 PM <peter> Iso, calm down
11:29 PM <•Anahita> I thought you only listened to hifalutin classical shit
11:29 PM <•Directoraway> he fell down down down to a burning ring of fire
11:29 PM <•Isolatar> Please Peter
11:29 PM <•Isolatar> We will find out eventually
11:29 PM <•Isolatar> It might not be today
11:29 PM <•Isolatar> It might not be tomorrow
11:30 PM <JohnChurchill> I prefer Queen, Beatles, and British stuff. Burning rings of fire remind me too much of constipation.
11:30 PM <•Isolatar> But I will find out who took my pudding
11:30 PM <peter> at one point, but now my range is greater, Anahita
11:30 PM <•Anahita> Good on you
11:30 PM <•Anahita> Next thing you know you'll be listening to Napalm Death and Dying Fetus
11:30 PM <peter> I like Queen, but 70s and 80s stuff is more my taste.
11:30 PM <•Directoraway> now anahita will try to convert him to wu tang clan or whatever
11:30 PM <•Anahita> Peter ain't worthy of the Wu
11:31 PM <peter> I have family that is into heavy metal
11:31 PM <peter> I'm not a fan
11:31 PM <•Anahita> They probably listen to Pantera or osme bullshit
11:31 PM <peter> Disturbed?
11:31 PM <•Anahita> That's not even metal
11:31 PM <peter> idk
11:31 PM — •Markus_Wilding sits in the corner listening to Manowar
11:32 PM <peter> Justified theme song is my jam today
11:32 PM <•Directoraway> anahita, I hear 100% of the people who bought the last Wu album ended up in jail
11:32 PM <•Anahita> That's what happens when you try to get down with the Wu but you ain't got the Tang
11:32 PM <•Directoraway> lol
11:32 PM <•Markus_Wilding> wu tang aint nuthin to fuck with
11:32 PM <•Directoraway> watch, anahita is actually Shkreli
11:33 PM <peter> to sum it up, I'm stuck about 30 years in the past
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11:33 PM <•Directoraway> though, now that I think of it, that wasn't a very nice thing to say to anahita
11:33 PM <•Anahita> I'm not /that/ much of a sneering asshat
11:34 PM <Joefesok> Why would anybody sneer while wearing their ass as a hat
11:34 PM <•Directoraway> ask Shkreli
11:34 PM <Joefesok> You'd just have a healthy brown smile for a few hours
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11:51 PM <•Anahita> What up Brooklyn
11:51 PM <Brooklyn666> oh you know, the ushe
11:51 PM <•Anahita> I didn't know you were an Usher fan
11:52 PM <•Anahita> I didn't konw there were Usher fans anymore
11:52 PM <peter> hey Bork
11:52 PM <Brooklyn666> lol
11:52 PM <Brooklyn666> is usher even still a thing
11:53 PM <peter> idk
11:53 PM <•Anahita> Not unless I time-warped back to the early 2000s just now
11:54 PM <peter> gtg
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12:10 AM <•Sargun> I return from my outing
12:11 AM <•Sargun> is joe here
12:11 AM <•Sargun> cause I'll whoop his ass
12:11 AM <•Directoraway> joefesok is where you left him
12:12 AM <•Sargun> dunked on?
12:12 AM <•Sargun> nice.
12:12 AM <•Directoraway> lol
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12:18 AM <•Sargun> I need to tell joe how my date went while interspersing FDR facts in the middle of it
12:18 AM <•Directoraway> lol
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12:32 AM <•Anahita> What up Luxa
12:32 AM <Joefesok> I think hulu's business model is to ensure their ads are as intrusive as possible
12:32 AM <•Directoraway> hello luxa
12:32 AM <•Directoraway> sounds communist joefesok
12:32 AM <Luxa> Hello all.
12:33 AM <Joefesok> Not as communist as Directoraway
12:33 AM <•Directoraway> lol
12:45 AM <•Markus_Wilding> not as communist as Markus_Wilding
12:45 AM <•Markus_Wilding> wait
12:45 AM <•Anahita> Dang it Markus
12:48 AM <•Dillon1102> I got the Star Wars Bundle on humble bundle :3
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1:14 AM <•Dillon1102> What's the difference between De Jure and De Facto?
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1:15 AM <•Anahita> Basically, in law vs in practise
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1:22 AM <•Dillon1102> Thanks Anahita
1:22 AM <•Dillon1102> I appreciate you
1:25 AM <•Directoraway> lol
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1:38 AM <•Markus_Wilding> i have returned
1:44 AM <•Sargun> ewww peter referred someone
1:46 AM <•Dillon1102> That's mean
1:46 AM <•Voodoo> lol
1:47 AM <•Markus_Wilding> :(
1:48 AM <•Sargun> true
1:48 AM <•Sabriel> :( Ouch. Just slammed my hand (the part that had a couch dropped on it last week) into the edge of a cabinet.
1:49 AM <•Sargun> SABRIEL STOP BEING ME
1:49 AM <•Sabriel> I'm older. Therefore you are being me, not me being you.
1:51 AM <•Voodoo> ouch
1:51 AM <•Sabriel> Soothing my pain by shoving yogurt down my throat hole now.
1:58 AM <•Sargun> ...hot
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2:25 AM <•Sabriel> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. My books are unpacked now.
2:25 AM ⇐ You disconnected: Connection closed for inactivity
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9:34 PM <•Mrdirector> hello isolatar
9:34 PM <•Isolatar> Hey
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10:00 PM <•Anahita> What up Mara
10:04 PM <•Arya_Stark> nm
10:04 PM <•Arya_Stark> enjoying a short break at home before we go back out to sea
10:04 PM <•Arya_Stark> the 5-inch gun techs knocked their shit out of the park and earned us some extra home time
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10:06 PM <•Anahita> Rad
10:09 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> rad
10:09 PM <•Mrdirector> rad
10:10 PM <•Anahita> Y'all some bitches
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10:11 PM <•Dillon1102> Oh boy
10:11 PM <•Mrdirector> now wat
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10:12 PM <•Mrdirector> hello jesbro[mha]
10:13 PM <•jesbro[MHA]> hello Mrdirector
10:14 PM <•Mrdirector> and thus rises another nuclear nation....
10:17 PM <•jesbro[MHA]> yup
10:17 PM <•Mrdirector> nukes for everyone!
10:20 PM <•Anahita> Not for m
10:20 PM <•Anahita> Don't need no damn nukes
10:21 PM <•jesbro[MHA]> Have them but probably wont use them unless someone really pisses off me and Sarah
10:21 PM ⇐ •Curristan quit  •  Mrdirector → •Directoraway
10:22 PM <FHIC> You probably won't use them even then
10:22 PM <FHIC> Because it's basically impossible to get that approved
10:23 PM <•Anahita> Which is good
10:23 PM <•Anahita> They should have just not had nukes in the first place
10:23 PM <FHIC> Indeed it is
10:23 PM <FHIC> And indeed they shouldn't
10:25 PM <•Arya_Stark> it's not 'basically impossible'.
10:25 PM <•Arya_Stark> it's 'does it even make sense?'
10:26 PM <•Dillon1102> Nukes are bad
10:26 PM <•Arya_Stark> You don't go from zero to nuke in 3.5
10:26 PM <•Arya_Stark> and there aren't any US/USSR-scale rivalries in this game (yet)
10:26 PM <•Anahita> We can change that
10:26 PM <•Anahita> Any commies wanna rival it up with me
10:26 PM <•Arya_Stark> then do so
10:27 PM <•Arya_Stark> give me a good Cuban Missile Crisis expy and I'll gladly give you an upvote for a nuke launch
10:41 PM <•jesbro[MHA]> OK so using nukes are GM regulated. This makes me feel much better.
10:42 PM <•Anahita> Son that's been a rule since the beginning
10:42 PM <•Anahita> Also why don'tpeople ever initiate diplomac with me
10:42 PM <•Anahita> I'm always the one initiating it
10:42 PM <•Anahita> ;-;
10:43 PM <•Directoraway> I'd diplo you, 'cept there's not much to talk about
10:43 PM <FHIC> There are only like 3 commies
10:43 PM <•Directoraway> other than "Hi, hello, wanna trade?"
10:43 PM <•jesbro[MHA]> Same here
10:43 PM <•Directoraway> Arab Socialism stronk
10:43 PM <•Anahita> Well, with Montival USJ would probably ave something to talk about
10:43 PM <•Anahita> Egypt not so much, seeing as they're authoritarian communist bastards
10:43 PM <•Directoraway> ;_;
10:44 PM <FHIC> How dare you call Egypt Communist
10:44 PM <•Directoraway> damn straight, Nasserism > Communism
10:44 PM <•Anahita> I saw their political compass thing
10:44 PM <•Anahita> They're on the other side of the divide
10:44 PM <•Anahita> That's communism
10:44 PM <•Dillon1102> Sweden is socialist
10:44 PM <•Directoraway> nah, Sweden's just annoying
10:45 PM <FHIC> Yeah, well, your mom
10:45 PM — FHIC high fives herself
10:45 PM <•Directoraway> no u
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10:46 PM <•Isolatar> haha
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10:55 PM <•Arya_Stark> to be fair Anahita Montival doesn't talk to really anyone
10:56 PM <•Directoraway> Mintedvale should talk to egyot
10:56 PM <•Anahita> But they'll talk to me right
10:56 PM <•Arya_Stark> I mean if you talk first
10:56 PM <•Anahita> We're comrades at war, after all!
10:56 PM <•Arya_Stark> Egyot isn't worth talking to :V
10:56 PM <•Directoraway> Egyot isn't, but egyot is
10:56 PM <•Anahita> Brutal
10:56 PM <FHIC> Egypt is the wurst
10:57 PM <•Directoraway> dafuq does Egypt have to do with egyot
10:57 PM <FHIC> Your mom
10:57 PM — FHIC high-fives Anahita's wing
10:57 PM — •Directoraway is slain
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10:59 PM <•Anahita> What up Luxa
10:59 PM <•Anahita> See, Luxa initiated diplomacy with me
10:59 PM <•Anahita> Luxa's a good egg
10:59 PM <•Directoraway> all must diplo egyot
11:00 PM <Luxa> What did I do?
11:00 PM <•Anahita> Initiated diplomacy with me
11:00 PM <•Directoraway> you didn't diplo egyot
11:01 PM <Luxa> And then you invaded me for no good reason
11:01 PM <Luxa> Lot of good that did me :P
11:01 PM <•Anahita> Hey, I didn't invade for no good reason
11:02 PM <Luxa> Technically you people didn't have a great reason :P
11:02 PM <Luxa> Especially for invading me :D
11:02 PM <•Anahita> I had the best reason
11:03 PM <•Arya_Stark> well that's new
11:03 PM <•Directoraway> blood for the blood gods is reason enough
11:03 PM <•Anahita> Hell, you woulda gotten involved anyway, I reckon
11:03 PM <Luxa> You don't know that >.>
11:03 PM <FHIC> YOU DON'T KNOW ME
11:04 PM <Luxa> Exactly!  You don't know FHIC!
11:04 PM <•Anahita> You're one of Japan's closest allies
11:04 PM <•Anahita> I do know FHIC
11:04 PM <•Dillon1102> Do you guys like Futurama?
11:04 PM <•Directoraway> lol
11:04 PM <•Arya_Stark> apparently certain smells can set me off crying
11:04 PM <•Directoraway> onions?
11:04 PM <•Arya_Stark> no
11:05 PM <•Arya_Stark> smelled like my grandfather's house
11:05 PM <•Arya_Stark> he died like four months ago
11:05 PM <•Directoraway> ah
11:05 PM <•Anahita> Yeah, that'd do it
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11:07 PM <•Arya_Stark> Faint smell of coffee. Faint smell of cinnamon or maybe orange. Something with a bit of a tang to the smell. Clean laundry. Starch.
11:07 PM <•Arya_Stark> Walked back down the hall to where I smelled it and it was gone.
11:07 PM <•Arya_Stark> Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
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11:28 PM <•Arya_Stark> straight up murdered the convo
11:29 PM <•Isolatar> MURDERER
11:29 PM ⇐ •YouKnowWho quit (chatzilla@coldfront-FDF07F74.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.92 [Firefox 46.0/20160307215824]
11:29 PM <•Anahita> Is YouKnowWho evenstill in the RP?
11:29 PM <cal> yup
11:30 PM <•Isolatar> Poland
11:30 PM <•Arya_Stark> https://scontent.forf1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/1918701_1257617864253754_8447884133329899164_n.jpg?oh=5bdfffa190013a4e0822eda85a551e51&oe=57975B3A
11:30 PM <•Arya_Stark> 5 cookies to the first person to get the joke
11:30 PM <•Isolatar> I don't get it
11:31 PM Sabriel|Away → •Sabriel
11:32 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> lol
11:32 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> really?
11:32 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> it’s a Thunderbold and a Lightning
11:32 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> bolt*
11:32 PM <•Isolatar> How am I meant to get that
11:32 PM <•Isolatar> lol
11:33 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> P-47 on the left P-38 on the right
11:33 PM <•Arya_Stark> Thunderbolts and Lightnings very very frightening!
11:33 PM Arya_Stark → •X
11:33 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> thunderbolt and lightning / very, very frightening me - lyrics from bohemian rhapsody
11:34 PM X → •X-
11:34 PM <•Isolatar> Can we not spam the chat with nick changes?
11:34 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> where’s my cookies pls
11:34 PM <•Isolatar> Fenway might get upset and kick you
11:34 PM — •X- gon give 'em to ya
11:34 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> ...
11:34 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> get out
11:34 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> LOL
11:35 PM <•X-> :V
11:35 PM <•X-> Fuck waitin' for you to get 'em on your own
11:35 PM X- → •gon
11:35 PM — •gon gon deliver to ya
11:35 PM gon → •X-
11:35 PM <•X-> fuck
11:35 PM <•X-> joke was ruined
11:35 PM X- → •Arya_Stark
11:36 PM <•Fenway> wat
11:36 PM <•Fenway> wat the fuck
11:36 PM <•Fenway> you guys
11:36 PM <cal> X Article
11:36 PM <cal> Containment of Montival
11:36 PM — •Arya_Stark gon' give it to ya
11:36 PM <•Arya_Stark> It being nukes.
11:37 PM <cal> I thought it was something else
11:37 PM <cal> :(
11:37 PM <•Arya_Stark> give meaning launch at
11:37 PM <cal> to ya meaning?
11:38 PM <•Arya_Stark> what it says on the tin :V
11:38 PM <•Arya_Stark> I was totally blasting DMX with the top down today
11:38 PM <•Arya_Stark> gorgeous day out, grabbed wifey and rolled outta base with the stereo going hard
11:44 PM — •Isolatar slaps Anahita around a bit with a large chimaera
11:44 PM <•Isolatar> http://7kingdoms.net/skrp/index.php/topic/3412-one-take-freestyle/
11:45 PM <•Anahita> What's all this
11:46 PM <•Horo> Like Freestyle rapping I think
11:46 PM <•Anahita> CSPR's about to invade Germany?
11:46 PM <•Isolatar> Most likely
11:46 PM <•Anahita> Goodness
11:46 PM <•Dillon1102> Sweden help Rhineland
11:47 PM <•Isolatar> Dillon
11:47 PM <•Dillon1102> What?
11:47 PM <•Isolatar> Please continue to be unknown
11:47 PM <•Dillon1102> What?
11:47 PM <•Isolatar> Follow the norm
11:47 PM <•Dillon1102> No
11:47 PM <•Isolatar> Helping Rhineland is the norm
11:47 PM <•Isolatar> So
11:47 PM <•Isolatar> idk where you're going with this
11:49 PM <•Dillon1102> Oh
11:50 PM <•Anahita> Sweden will help Rhineland the way they helped Germany
11:50 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> how did I get 0 points for all of february
11:50 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> and for all of january
11:50 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> this is bullshit
11:50 PM <•Dillon1102> No, Sweden is deploying troops
11:50 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> why even bother roleplaying
11:50 PM <•Dillon1102> For fun
11:51 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> nobody roleplays for fun you shush
11:51 PM <•Dillon1102> I do
11:51 PM <•Nyanko> You roleplay?
11:51 PM <•Dillon1102> Occasionally
11:52 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> might as well just ignore points entirely
11:52 PM <•Sabriel> What are we rambling about now?
11:52 PM <•Nyanko> Seldom enough that I have no clue what Sweden is even doing
11:52 PM <•Isolatar> 11:47 PM <•Isolatar> Please continue to be unknown
11:52 PM <•Isolatar> haha
11:53 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> I’m rambling about having to comb through my shit to be judged when it’s pointless bullshit and getting penalized for it Saby
11:53 PM <•Voodoo> lol
11:54 PM <•Sabriel> If your RP is pointless bullshit, maybe you should try and git gud.
11:54 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> You misinterpreted - your “story points” system is pointless bullshit
11:54 PM <•Sabriel> Then feel free not to participate.
11:55 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> Hence the >getting penalized for it
11:55 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> Apparently every single one of my February posts is worth 0 points
11:55 PM <•Sabriel> Choosing not to participate isn't really getting penalized.
11:55 PM <•Sabriel> It's not participating.
11:56 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> Just because I chose everything I did in February as my submission rather than something specific doesn’t mean I didn’t participate
11:56 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> it means the GMs chose not to review my posts, which requires like three clicks to get to
11:57 PM <•Voodoo> or they thought your RP sucked
11:57 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> Greatkitteh and joe got points
11:57 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> your argument is invalid voodoo
11:57 PM <•Isolatar> loljoe
11:58 PM <•Sabriel> Either post links, or deal with GMs not hunting down your individual posts.
11:58 PM <•Sabriel> We have enough to do without digging through shit to find all of your posts for a month.
11:58 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> Okay, so now I _do_ have to post links
11:58 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> lol
11:58 PM <•Directoraway> I mean, you don't /have/ to
11:59 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> correct
11:59 PM <•Directoraway> but odds are, unless someone really liked your rp, you won't get any points unless you do
11:59 PM <•Directoraway> and said someone would have to give links in your stead...
11:59 PM <•Sabriel> If you don't care enough to submit your links, why should we care enough to hunt down each individual post?
11:59 PM <•Sargun[Mac]> because you don’t have to hunt, you have to do three clicks?
12:00 AM — FHIC watches the argument I had like 4 months ago get rehashed
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> Besides, the last time I brought this up a GM did it for me anyway
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> which is why I’m confused
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> ‘cause this is the opposite of the last time this went down
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> but hey whatever
12:00 AM <•Anahita> FHIC
12:00 AM <•Directoraway> must've been a nice GM
12:00 AM <•Sabriel> You got lucky. A GM took time to look something up.
12:00 AM <•Anahita> What's CSPR's stance on this Germany thing
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> you’re right
12:00 AM <•Anahita> Is it bellicose
12:00 AM <FHIC> We're involved
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I’m sorry that I expected competency
12:00 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> from now on I won’t expect that
12:01 AM <•Anahita> Is there public opposition from the CSPR's government to Germany?
12:01 AM <FHIC> Not really
12:01 AM <•Sabriel> I'm sorry that you conflate hand holding with competency. Life must be rough for you.
12:01 AM <FHIC> Children
12:01 AM <FHIC> Shush
12:01 AM <•Anahita> Okay
12:02 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I’m sorry that you conflate me expecting you to do actual work with hand-holding, life must be really privileged for you
12:02 AM <•Anahita> I'm sorry in general
12:02 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I’m not actually sorry Anahita :(
12:03 AM <FHIC> I blame Congress
12:03 AM <•Directoraway> I blame Obama
12:03 AM <•Anahita> Dishonesty doesn't become you, Sargun
12:03 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I for one blame FDR for the Communization of America
12:03 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> True.  I’m a paragon of virtue.
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12:04 AM <•Anahita> Sabriel's a big FDR fan
12:04 AM <•Voodoo> lol
12:05 AM <•Voodoo> So offensive~
12:05 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> Were you here yesterday, Anahita? lol
12:05 AM <•Anahita> When Joefesok declared that FDR was Stalin?
12:05 AM <•Anahita> Yep
12:06 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I don’t think Sabriel thinks I was serious about FDR.
12:06 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> Wait, she wasn’t here for that
12:06 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> maybe she does think I was serious
12:06 AM <•Voodoo> is Sab really a big FDR fan?
12:06 AM <•Voodoo> xD
12:06 AM <•Anahita> I have no clue
12:06 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> no idea
12:06 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> Isolatar
12:06 AM <•Voodoo> Timing makes it seem so
12:07 AM <•Anahita> I just thought it'd be funny to pretend that particular line was the reason she quit
12:07 AM <•Isolatar> Yo
12:07 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> and really Voodoo she left because I was being a dick and rather than starting a thing she’d leave to de-escalate it’s pretty simple
12:07 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> come on bro
12:07 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> and really Isolatar
12:07 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> re-using thread titles?
12:07 AM <•Isolatar> What
12:07 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> so much for ONE TAKE
12:07 AM <•Isolatar> Well
12:07 AM <•Isolatar> tbf
12:07 AM <•Isolatar> There are loads of One Take Freestyles out there
12:07 AM <•Anahita> I told him to use this but he didn't isten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E3IAQftzLM
12:07 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> true but these are yours
12:07 AM <•Isolatar> And I was listening to one
12:08 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> why does anahita have no sense in music
12:08 AM <•Anahita> Fuck off Anal Cunt is /art/
12:08 AM <•Isolatar> I'll use Panda next
12:09 AM <•Voodoo> Sargun, I know you were being a dick
12:09 AM <•Voodoo> It's not unusual
12:09 AM <•Voodoo> Anahita, of course it is
12:09 AM <•Voodoo> especially when you google the words
12:09 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> Wow, fuck you Voodoo
12:09 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I wans’t being a dick
12:10 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> prove I was
12:10 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> I’ll wait
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> [17:06] <+Sargun[Mac]> and really Voodoo she left because I was being a dick
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> You said so yourself
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> :P
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> [17:06] <+Sargun[Mac]> and really Voodoo she left because I was being a dick
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> err
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/947034_1587732794881016_4692244168735034600_n.png?oh=0ebe922e1d1fac062127d21994254e5d&oe=574C49E5
12:10 AM <•Voodoo> ^That
12:11 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> LOL
12:11 AM <•Sargun[Mac]> Those are false logs Voodoo