Let's Write in C

You don't know me
But my name's Cy
I'm just an average web dev guy
But it seems like C might be worth a try
So I say write in C

My name is Dan

And my name's Rose

Our project's kind of slow
And that's not good, so we suppose
We should write in C!

You can't reap what you don't sow
Bring back old programming
Just one way to know its worth
Let's celebrate the programming's rebirth
We say write in C!

My name's Marie
And I am three!
I would really like to see C!
La la la la la la la la la la li
I say write in C

I'm Grammy Norma
I'm old, and I've got gray hair
But I remember when C was everywhere
And no one had to deal with slowness
So I say write in C

Write in C
Write in C
Like we did so long ago!
It is just one tiny standard library
But it's all we really need
It's time to change the code we do
Time to write in C!

My name's Barney Starsoup
I'm one of you
I work in programming too
The things you say just might be true
It could be time to start anew
And maybe change my point of view

Naw! I say let C die!
Let C die
Let C die
Let C shrivel up and...
Come on! Who's with me? Huh?

Nobody

You overcomplicating dirtbag!

Write in C
Write in C
Let the love inside you show
Write C on the PC
Just one way to know its worth
Let's celebrate programming's rebirth
We say write in C!

Write in C
Write in C
You can't reap what you don't sow
It is just one tiny standard library
But it's all we really need
It's time to banish all your cruft
Imagine Programming free from garbage!
Let this be our utilitarian creed!

We say write in C
(In Programming)
We say write in C
(It's a brand new dawn)
We say write in C
(In Programming)
We say write in C
It's a brand new dawn