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  1.  
  2. A moment full of laughter - 3
  3.  
  4. [Several days later]
  5.  
  6. [Hero Club room]
  7.  
  8. Bag: Hya hya hya hya! Hyaaa hya hya hya!
  9.  
  10. Chi/Mit: W-What is this...?
  11.  
  12. Gin: I-I-It's a laughing bag! Funny, right?
  13.  
  14. Tak: Ahahaha! The bag is laughing!
  15.  
  16. SON/Son: Ahahahaha!
  17.  
  18. Bag: Hya hya hya hya! Hyaaa hya hya hya!
  19.  
  20. SON/Tak/Son: Ahahahaha!
  21.  
  22. Meb: Funny?
  23.  
  24. Suz: I-I wonder about that...
  25.  
  26. Tam: I just had a great idea. If we put the Sonokos in bags it won't cost us any money and we'll get the same effect.
  27.  
  28. Sek: Well, I guess if we're aiming for a reaction a laugh bag could work. So, it's decided then?
  29.  
  30. Uta: Eh? Only one?
  31.  
  32. Nat: Just one would be... Sad.
  33.  
  34. Anz: Also wouldn't Shizuka-san already know about this?
  35.  
  36. Its: Ah, not just that, she might even already have one...
  37.  
  38. Yum: In that case, what about giving the party itself a flashy and amusing atmosphere?
  39.  
  40. Kar: She probably has a high standard of what counts as funny. Akamine, Renge, do you know anything about that?
  41.  
  42. Aka: Hmm, I'd say Shizu-senpai is kind of a chortler really...
  43.  
  44. Ren: The hard part is how much attention she pays.
  45.  
  46. Aka: Oh yeah, apparently in Shizu-senpai's family, every time someone had a birthday they picked a topic and competed.
  47.  
  48. Aya: Topic? Competed?
  49.  
  50. Ren: For example, if the topic was "gold", they competed about who would make others laugh by "golding it up"
  51.  
  52. Ren: And apparently, the winner got to take all of the presents.
  53.  
  54. Fuu: Huh!? It's a birthday and the winner gets the presents? What's up with that!?
  55.  
  56. Suz: And what exactly is "golding it up"!?
  57.  
  58. Aka: Apparently, that contest was won by her father who covered his entire body with gold powder and yelled "GOLDMAN!".
  59.  
  60. Ren: But it made his skin unable to breathe, so he passed out while eating cake and was taken away in an ambulance, or so I've heard.
  61.  
  62. Uta: W-What a dangerous birthday!
  63.  
  64. Aka: And Shizu-senpai told us that while laughing hysterically...
  65.  
  66. Shi: She might as well be from a different dimension...
  67.  
  68. Hin: But in that case, we might manage. Right, Mito-san?
  69.  
  70. Mit: Yeah, you're... W-What!?
  71.  
  72. Hin: Our Hero Club has the tsukkomi group, so we could perform comedy.
  73.  
  74. Sek: No no no! Hold on, hold on, hold on! What are you saying!?
  75.  
  76. Wak: Hinata is right. We're Heroes. And you're likely to succeed if you try!
  77.  
  78. Suz: Whaaaaa-!? Could you please consider getting out from under your lady's heel, O soldier of fortune!?
  79.  
  80. Its: Waah! Suzume-san's so shocked she began to speak like Miroku-san...
  81.  
  82. Kar: Amateur comedy is too dangerous! What if you screw up badly?
  83.  
  84. Fuu: Aah... Why did I even make those five tenets... Hahaha...
  85.  
  86. Bag: Hya hya hya hya! Hyaaa hya hya hya!
  87.  
  88. Kar/Fuu: Don't laugh, you damn bag!
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