Buy a Switch, Bro

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Yeah the WiiU was a piece crap
With a big and clunky tablet ruining every game
Then the NX arrives, WiiU fuckin' dies
Buy a Switch bro
New game console that's a handheld too
And now it can leave leave your house unlike WiiU

Holy crap this is real freakin' cool
And we get a new Zelda at launch?!

Console-level gaming on the go
Thanks to the Nintendo Switch!

Check out the new Joycons, they can lock on and off of the console's sides
(Bing-bing bing-bing Wahoo!) They have new HD Rumble!
Nintendo wins again
This is the best console that they've put out in years
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Everybody should buy one!
But for the love of God, don't take pics of it with a Soy Face!

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So what games we gonna get this gen?
Will we see Starfox or a new Pikmin?
All we got to play are ports for days!
Where's the games bro?
And why are WiiU ports all so expensive?
DKC for 60? That shit's offensive!

Sure there's Zelda and Mario Odyssey
But what I want is some more new games

And now I'm feeling really fucking miffed, my Joycon's acting up again!

$12.99 Online that still sucks harder that the free Online for Wii
(Bing-bing bing-bing Wahoo!) What a fucking rip off
But hey, you get NES roms
Wait, who the hell cares about the NES at this point?
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All those games aged like milk!
And for the love of God, why do all these fucking shills have Soy Face?

I just hope that 2019 will give us something really damn good
E3 Direct, what'll we get? New Smash fighter will be… BANJO?!

Animal Crossing, Luigi's Mansion 3, Astral Chain and Pokemon
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Nintendo's fuckin' stepped up
Daemon X Machina
And a sequel to Breath of the Wild too?!
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Hell yeah, new No More Heroes
And they confirmed the leaks, gonna get a Switch Mini
But for the love of God, don't take pics of it with a Soy Face!

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