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Cade - Uh... worth the wait, I guess?

Jun 12th, 2016
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  1. [14:41] <shootdawhoop99> ==BEGIN==
  2. [14:42] <shootdawhoop99> "So, the bullet pierced through the lungs and travelled into the heart. We have to stitch those both up.
  3. [14:42] <shootdawhoop99> "It'll be fun!"
  4. [14:42] <Cade> "He got shot in the heart?!"
  5. [14:42] <shootdawhoop99> "Sure did. He's been on life support for hours! Hehehe!"
  6. [14:43] <Cade> Their medical technology is better than I give 'em credit for.
  7. [14:43] <Cade> I nod: "Let's go."
  8. [14:44] <shootdawhoop99> "Give him a good shot of sedative. Don't want him waking up during all of this. That'd be pretty bad!"
  9. [14:44] <shootdawhoop99> She points to a nearby drawer.
  10. [14:44] <Cade> I go to the drawer and look for anesthetic, then. Shouldn't be too hard, right?
  11. [14:44] <shootdawhoop99> Roll investigation anyway
  12. [14:45] <Cade> 14+2
  13. [14:45] <shootdawhoop99> Yeah, you find it pretty quickly considering it's the only thing in the drawer.
  14. [14:46] <Cade> I bring it back to Doctor Grey
  15. [14:46] <Cade> "This what you're looking for?"
  16. [14:46] <shootdawhoop99> "Sure is! Just stick it in his arm. I'll prep the scalpel."
  17. [14:47] <Cade> I do so, trying to find a good vein beneath the fur.
  18. [14:47] <shootdawhoop99> Roll medicine
  19. [14:47] <Cade> 10+4
  20. [14:48] <shootdawhoop99> You manage to hit a vein. You see his body relax with the fluid travelling through the bloodstream.
  21. [14:49] <shootdawhoop99> "Good work! You'll be your own anesthesiologist at this rate!"
  22. [14:49] <Cade> "Done. We don't have much time."
  23. [14:49] <Cade> "Being an anesthesiologist is, uh, it requires a lot of training where I come from."
  24. [14:50] <Cade> "What now?"
  25. [14:50] <shootdawhoop99> "Well, I've got the knife ready, so let's plunge in!"
  26. [14:51] <Cade> "I follow your lead."
  27. [14:51] <shootdawhoop99> She gets a good straight cut going. Lots of blood comes out.
  28. [14:52] <Cade> "Does he need a transfusion?"
  29. [14:52] <shootdawhoop99> "Doubt it. Be a dear and get out whatever those things are that hold the opening. Never learned the name in school."
  30. [14:53] <Cade> "Clamps?" I start looking around
  31. [14:53] <shootdawhoop99> She again points to the same drawer.
  32. [14:54] <shootdawhoop99> "Below the one you found the syringe.
  33. [14:54] <Cade> I dig around in it.
  34. [14:54] <shootdawhoop99> Roll investigation because why not
  35. [14:55] <Cade> Hmph. Instead of throwing out this 19, why not just put everything on a tray and see if she finds the one she needs?
  36. [14:55] <shootdawhoop99> Sure. Roll acrobatics to hold the tray in place.
  37. [14:56] <Cade> And now it's an 18
  38. [14:56] <shootdawhoop99> You successfully hold the tray upright
  39. [14:56] <shootdawhoop99> Audience gives a short round of applause
  40. [14:57] * Audience applauds a bit
  41. [14:57] <Cade> Yes. I bring it to her. "Here. Take what you need and then I'll find a cart to put it all on."
  42. [14:57] <shootdawhoop99> She quickly spots the clamps
  43. [14:57] <shootdawhoop99> "Thank you."
  44. [14:57] <shootdawhoop99> She takes them and forces the chest cavity open making you see more of the innards of the guy.
  45. [14:58] <shootdawhoop99> "Just set the tray down next to me."
  46. [14:58] <Cade> "Of... of course." I say, a little taken aback. This is much different than field surgery.
  47. [14:58] <Cade> I set the tray down near her.
  48. [14:59] <shootdawhoop99> She points at the lung.
  49. [14:59] <shootdawhoop99> "You see the hole?"
  50. [14:59] <Cade> I nod. "I do." It's hard to miss.
  51. [15:00] <shootdawhoop99> "Well, this would have been so much easier if if just stopped there. We can't start there, so we have to behind it to the heart. The danger makes it more fun!"
  52. [15:01] <shootdawhoop99> "Just hold the lung back for a minute or two. Please don't pull too hard."
  53. [15:01] <Cade> *It's probably not more fun for Paloko.* I think
  54. [15:01] <Cade> I do so.
  55. [15:01] <shootdawhoop99> Roll athletics
  56. [15:01] <Cade> Athletics, huh? Alright.
  57. [15:01] <Cade> Hahahahahaha, critfail
  58. [15:02] <shootdawhoop99> You touch it and it starts to bleed profusely. This is the first time you see panic on Grey's face.
  59. [15:02] <shootdawhoop99> "GET OUT NOW!"
  60. [15:02] <shootdawhoop99> She pushes you towards the door.
  61. [15:02] <Cade> Welp. I'm out.
  62. [15:02] <shootdawhoop99> ==END==
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