Aquanoble Knights or something idk

Aquanoble Knights
* Equipping monsters
 - Equipping the opponent's monsters
 - Fusion with monsters in S/T zones
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* non-destructive removal
* heavy battle focus

Aquanoble Knight Don Quixote
Level 9 WATER Warrior/Fusion/Effect, 1500 ATK/3000 DEF
1 "Noble Knight" monster + 1 Level 5 or higher monster
You can only use each of the following effects of CARDNAME once per turn.
(1) This card gains ATK equal to the highest ATK among monsters equipped to this card.
(2) You can target 1 face-up monster on the field or in your GY: Equip it to this card as an Equip Spell that is returned to its owner's side of the field instead of being destroyed.
(3) (Quick Effect): You can target 1 Equip Spell you control and 1 monster your opponent controls; Destroy them, and if the Equip Spell was a Monster Card, you can equip the destroyed monster to this card.

Aquanoble Knight Saint Jordi
Level 5 WATER Warrior/Fusion/Effect, 2400 ATK/1200 DEF
You can also Special Summon this monster by Tributing 1 "Noble Knight" monster equipped with a "Noble Arms" card (in that case, you do not use "Polymerization"). You can only use each effect of CARDNAME once per turn.
(1) At the start of the Damage Step, if this card attacks a monster: You can equip that monster to this card, and if you do, this card can attack a second time this Battle Phase.
(2)

Aquanoble Knight Champion Cid
Level 4 WATER Warrior/Fusion/Effect/Tuner, 900 ATK/1800 DEF
1 "Noble Knight" monster + 1 monster that is not Level 5 or higher
You can only use each effect of CARDNAME once per turn.
(1) You can Tribute this Fusion Summoned card: Special Summon up to 2 Level 4 "Noble Knight" monsters with different names from each other from your Deck in Defense Position.
(2) A "Noble Knight" monster that was Fusion, Link, Xyz, or Synchro Summoned using this card on the field as material gains this effect:
 * While you control a card you do not own, this card is unaffected by your opponent's activated card effects.

unironically contemplated making a vanilla Level 4 WATER Warrior Fusion called "Sancho"

Aquanoble Knight Alonso
Level 1 WATER Warrior/Effect, 0 ATK/0 DEF
You can only use each effect of CARDNAME once per turn.
(1) You can target 1 Warrior-Type monster in your GY with a Level: Special Summon this card (from your hand), and if you do, equip that monster to this card as an Equip Spell makes this card's Level become the Level of that monster.
(2) how the fuck do i illustrate this guy as being pathetic as fuck while also being a useful or interesting starter that can't be put into Warrior Link cope decks

Aquanoble Arms - Cool Fusion Sword
Equip Spell
You can only use 1 CARDNAME effect per turn, and only once that turn.
(1) While this card is equipped to a monster: Fusion Summon 1 WATER Warrior Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, using monsters on either field as Fusion Material, including the equipped monster, but you cannot use any other monsters your opponent controls. If Summoning a "Noble Knight" Fusion Monster this way, you can also use monsters in your Spell & Trap Zones that are equipped to a Warrior-Type monster by returning them to the hand.
(2) If this card is destroyed by a card effect: Special Summon 1 Level 1 "Noble Knight" monster from your Deck.

Aquanoble Arms - A Fucking Gun
Equip Spell
You can only use 1 CARDNAME effect per turn, and only once that turn.
(1) Main Phase attack. Just choose a target, and fucking KILL them.
(2) Float effect that's just incredibly annoying