The Secret of why Waluigi is so Evil

>be me, bonky
>me and my friend pickle homer are trying to get to the root of why waluigi is so evil
>we think it's because he has phimosis
>we try to get a look at his penis to see if our theory is correct
>we sneak into his room while he's asleep
>his penis is inside of a jar of pickles
>pickle homer starts opening the jar
>i tell him to stop, that this is wrong
>he doesn't listen
>he opens the jar and waluigi's penis is inside
>it's covered in green mold
>pickle homer sniffs it and passes out
>i try to revive him but it's too late
>he's gone
>i sniff the penis too and pass out
>i wake up in a dark place
>i see waluigi in front of me
>he tells me that i'm in his world now
>he says that i'm going to be his slave
>i try to run but i can't move
>he starts to rape me
>i try to see what he is raping me with, since his penis is in a jar
>it's a pickle
>i wake up screaming