Putting down alpaca rebellion

You are a llama tasked with the gruesome but necessary mission to put down a
 revolt by the alpaca peasantry. You arrive in alpaca town, and it appears that
 the peasants have decided to take matters into their own hands.
The next day you set out on your mission
> observe the town's atmosphere

Your first task is to watch the town for any signs of rebellion. The townspeople
 seem to be enjoying themselves quite a bit, which means there must be some truth
 to the rumors about them being lazy and apathetic
> "Damn alpacas"

 as you pass one. He looks up at you, his ears drooping back and his tail wagging.
 You smile and wave at him before continuing on your way
> rethink being polite to alpacas

You stop being so formal with the alpaca herders and tell them that they should
 just get over it and enjoy their life. They look surprised by this sudden change
 in attitude and ask if you're sure. You assure them that you are and they all
 cheer. You continue on your way
> approach the alpaca foreman

The alpaca foreman is standing near the edge of the village, he seems to be watching
 everyone else around him. You see that he has a small mustache and beard, but
 no hair. He says something to the people nearby and they laugh. He then turns
 to you and smiles
> "Do you accept your submission, alpaca foreman?"

 He nods and bows deeply. You nod back and walk towards him. He doesn't move
 an inch until you reach out your hand and place it on his shoulder. He moves
 slightly and smiles at you. You take this opportunity to kiss him on the cheek
> molest the alpaca foreman

You push his shoulders down and grab his *** cheeks. He lets out a loud yelp
 and falls backwards. You pull him up and give him a hard slap across the face.
 He grabs your hands and gives you a little squeeze. You release him and turn
 to leave
> "Fastest coomer in the land"

 as you run off into the woods
> keep running

You run through the forest for what feels like forever. You hear the sound of
 horses galloping behind you. You know they can't catch you, but you still want
 to make sure you don't get lost. You come to a fork in the path and decide to
 go left
> dominate the horses as well

You ride ahead of the group and lead the horses right up to the front gate. You
 start yelling at the guards inside to let you in. They try to block you from
 getting in, but you manage to shove past them and enter the castle
> "Wait, which castle is this?"

 One guard points to the large wooden door and tells you to wait outside while
 another opens the door and leads you inside. Inside you find yourself in a grand
 hall with many high-backed chairs arranged in a semicircle around a long table
 covered with food and drink
> become the llama king

You sit down at the head of the table and begin eating. The other villagers stare
 at you, wondering why you would choose such a lowly position. You explain that
 you have been chosen by the gods to rule over the animals in the area
> see if they believe me

You eat and think about how you could use this power to help the villagers. You
 think about how you could teach them how to farm better or even build a new
 temple. You notice that the villagers are staring at you, but none of them speak
> "Speak, alpacas"

They look confused and unsure of what to do. You smile and wink at them and they
 immediately break out into laughter. You smile and thank them for their attention
 and they return it
> "Why aren't you smarter, alpacas?"

One of them speaks up and says "We've never seen anyone like you before". You
 shrug and say
> "I'm just a llama"

Another one says "A llama? We thought you were a horse"You laugh and reply "Well
 I am, but I'm also a very powerful god".You grin and say "So what does that
 make me then?"
> spit on their butts

You walk over to the nearest villager and spit in his eye. He stares at you in
 shock and starts laughing. Another villager walks over and spits in your eyes.
 You glare at them and say
> "You will be put to death now"

You walk away and say "That was fun".
> kill the villager as you're leaving

You walk back to the villa and find the villager who spat on you. He's dead and
 you feel terrible. You walk over to the next villager and kill him too. You
 then walk over to the last villager and kill him
> investigate status of alpaca rebellion

You follow the trail of blood and find the dead bodies of the three alpacas.
 They had been killed by the villagers. You search the body of the fourth alpaca
 and find a note saying
> read the note

You open the letter and read:
Dear Sir,
We have heard about you and we wish to inform you that our village has decided
 to rebel against the humans. We have taken measures to ensure that this will
 not happen again
> lie down and die of boredom

You lay down and fall asleep. You dream that you are walking along a road when
 you suddenly wake up. You stand up and look around and realize that you are
 in a field. There are two men sitting on a hilltop overlooking the fields below.
 They wear red robes and carry swords
> never wake up and die

You attempt to escape, but the men catch you and torture you scream and cry out.
 They beat you and whip you bleed profusely until you die
YOU DIED. GAME OVER