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  1. 01:04:58: <BoltVandername> -r 1d20+15 ART!
  2. 01:04:58: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d20+15 ART! --> [ 1d20=17 ]{32}
  3. 01:04:59: <BoltVandername> -r 1d20+15 ART!
  4. 01:05:00: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d20+15 ART! --> [ 1d20=3 ]{18}
  5. 01:05:01: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d20+15 ART! --> [ 1d20=11 ]{26}
  6. 01:05:01: <BoltVandername> -r 1d20+15 ART!
  7. 01:05:02: <BoltVandername> -r 1d20+15 ART!
  8. 01:05:02: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d20+15 ART! --> [ 1d20=7 ]{22}
  9. 01:05:04: <BoltVandername> -r 1d20+15 ART!
  10. 01:05:05: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d20+15 ART! --> [ 1d20=9 ]{24}
  11. 01:05:09: <Hippocratesi> SWEET JESUS
  12. 01:05:26: BoltVandername bursts out of his room, covered in paint, blood, and feces.
  13. 01:05:29: <BoltVandername> (fff)
  14. 01:05:41: <BoltVandername> Glaucon bursts out of his room, covered in paint, blood, and feces.
  15. 01:05:44: <BoltVandername> "IT IS COMPLETE."
  16. 01:06:21: <Benedict> "Nope."
  17. 01:07:18: <Gara> Eelis looks up.
  18. 01:07:26: <Gara> "Oh lord why no I thought he was dead."
  19. 01:07:48: <BoltVandername> "You must see it."
  20. 01:07:55: <BoltVandername> "I will not rest until you see it."
  21. 01:08:03: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Right, well, you'll get the idea when I start talking to him about it."
  22. 01:08:04: <Benedict> "...Ye hear something?"
  23. 01:08:08: <BoltVandername> He makes a bold declaration.
  24. 01:08:13: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Just a few odd things is all."
  25. 01:08:16: <Gara> "No no no no no no no no no no."
  26. 01:09:09: <BoltVandername> "Do you fear?"
  27. 01:09:22: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Come on then, anyway," and with that Batharl enters the forge and calls out to the forgeguy/lizardman/scalywankah, presuming he's not in sight.
  28. 01:10:04: <BoltVandername> "Where are they. I want them here. They must see this."
  29. 01:10:14: <Rainglove> Shepard, after several minutes sitting like that, the goat goes limp. The layer of powdered crystal that you set over the goat has sunk into its skin, tinging its fur a faint dark blue. Maggie pulls her hand out of its back, shaking blood off her claws. "Think it'll be alright."
  30. 01:10:35: <Gara> "They are away."
  31. 01:10:41: <BoltVandername> "Then it falls to you."
  32. 01:10:49: <Gara> "Why..."
  33. 01:11:00: <Goatwright> Shepard takes a deep breath, looking back fully at the scene. "What now?"
  34. 01:11:35: <BoltVandername> "Because fate has chosen you. The artist without a viewing public is not a complete person."
  35. 01:11:40: <BoltVandername> "Complete me, Eelis!"
  36. 01:11:48: <Gara> "... I'd rather not."
  37. 01:13:24: <BoltVandername> Glaucon twists himself into a half-naked sputterring rage of obscenities. "You are all very sorely testing my patience! You lavish more attention on the dwarf's soap sculptures than my masterpieces! Are you blind, or merely idiots?!"
  38. 01:13:37: <BoltVandername> "He is a masterful sculptor, yes, but this..."
  39. 01:13:41: <BoltVandername> "Is beyond."
  40. 01:14:03: <Gara> Eelis looks a little scared.
  41. 01:14:53: <Rainglove> Maggie shrugs. "We wait, I guess. See if it lives." She stands, and the circle fades from the ground.
  42. 01:15:24: <Rainglove> Lizardforgedragonman exits from the back room. "Back again?"
  43. 01:15:26: <BoltVandername> Glaucon stares intently at Eelis, shaking softly, a bit of spittle coming down his mouth. "All geniuses are scorned in their time... But to be shunned to this degree... By those who I would like to call my boon companions... It is intolerable. I won't tolerate it. Are you so afraid of opening your mind to what is?!"
  44. 01:15:36: <Goatwright> Shepard backs up a bit, giving the goat some space.
  45. 01:15:43: <Gara> "Yes."
  46. 01:16:19: <BoltVandername> "Then you are both wise and a fool at once. Let me know when the others arrive. Perhaps they will prove to be more adventuresome."
  47. 01:16:26: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Yeah, not about haggling though. We had a look for those crystals, didn't find any and are going to have a look again soon, but I've got some questions, if that's okay with you."
  48. 01:16:27: <BoltVandername> Glaucon slams the door shut, yelling at thin air.
  49. 01:17:30: <Gara> "..."
  50. 01:17:41: <Gara> Eelis goes and knocks...
  51. 01:18:09: <BoltVandername> Glaucon opens the door, as though nothing has happened. The room is completely dark, and smells foul. "Ah! Come in, come in."
  52. 01:18:31: <Gara> "..."
  53. 01:18:40: <Gara> "One sec."
  54. 01:18:48: <Gara> She tries a mind link to anyone but Glaucon.
  55. 01:18:57: <Rainglove> The lizard nods. "Go ahead, then."
  56. 01:20:00: <Rainglove> The goat stays where it is, unconscious on the ground.
  57. 01:20:11: <ViejoOsoGrande> "We fell into a sort of... room in the ground, and found some interesting things in there. A stash of equipment, a human zombie, and a map, that showed this area as being green and forested."
  58. 01:20:19: <Gara> SHe enters
  59. 01:20:50: <ViejoOsoGrande> "My friend Roz tells me you're a dragon, roughly eight hundred years old. I was wondering if you know anything interesting about this business."
  60. 01:21:13: <Goatwright> Shepard takes a hesitant step forward, kneeling down next to the goat and nudging it slightly.
  61. 01:22:01: <Benedict> Garret accepts the call.
  62. 01:23:40: <Gara> ~Please help I think Glaucon is going to murder me. Or rape me. Or both. At the same time.~
  63. 01:24:00: <Rainglove> The lizard nods. "Eight hundred and forty-three, as of last month. What sort of business?"
  64. 01:24:41: <ViejoOsoGrande> "About what happened here? This crater? That room was clearly from a time before this if the map shows the area here to be forested, and I'm guessing there was a human civilization here if there was a human zombie."
  65. 01:25:06: <Hippocratesi> "Could've been an adventurer."
  66. 01:25:57: <BoltVandername> Glaucon speaks in the dark. "I'm so glad. So glad, to have you here, this fine evening. The birthing process has been... The initial... Disinterest you all showed proved to be a blessing from the Muse... It spurred me on to GREATER things. I suckled upon her inspiration, like a babe on the teat." He turns up the lamp, revealing the room. It's absolutely covered in paint, from ceiling to floor.
  67. 01:25:57: <BoltVandername> Paint and other things, clearly blood, feces, some hair... But overall the effect is astounding. It feels as though Eelis has ACTUALLY stepped into some kind of awful hell dimension. The ground seems to undulate around her, an expertly crafted optical illusion, the faces in the walls following her. Glaucon takes up an entire wall, a self-portrait. His mouth is wide open, a bloodshot eye bulging
  68. 01:25:57: <BoltVandername> from his teeth. He has tongues where his fingers should be, stretched outwards. Noses, flared with anger and excitement, are in place of his eyes, and he seems to have an ear where his nose should be, asymetrical. Proper hands reach out of his heads. Above him is a crystal, tentacles, fangs, and inhuman eyes bursting from it, like some manner of terrible egg. The rest of the room depicts a
  69. 01:25:57: <BoltVandername> crowd, almost reverent, holding their guts in from seeping wounds, except the intestines seem to actually be snakes.
  70. 01:26:42: <BoltVandername> Like most of Glaucon's works, technically godly, but with subject matter that is... Well, also godly, but the wrong kind of god.
  71. 01:26:50: <BoltVandername> "Well?"
  72. 01:26:53: <BoltVandername> "What do you think?"
  73. 01:27:15: <Benedict> Garret scratches his bald head, heading back into the tavern. "Eelis?"
  74. 01:27:37: <BoltVandername> "I passed out, making the rivers, but I feel it the clotting effect was worth it."
  75. 01:27:59: <Gara> "... oh my god what have you created...'
  76. 01:28:09: <BoltVandername> "My vision. My goal."
  77. 01:28:12: <BoltVandername> "The perfect world."
  78. 01:28:29: <BoltVandername> "Isn't it beautiful?"
  79. 01:28:53: <Gara> ~CAN WE PLEASE KILL HIM?~
  80. 01:29:02: <Gara> ~HAVE YOU SEEN IF HE IS EVIL? HE IS EVIL.~
  81. 01:29:07: <Gara> ~BY THE WAY.~
  82. 01:29:17: <BoltVandername> "I understand if you wish to make love to me, but please refrain. I used all of my semen for the clouds, and I am aching horribly."
  83. 01:30:33: <Gara> "I don't have any desire to that end.'
  84. 01:30:38: <Gara> "Trust me."
  85. 01:31:01: <BoltVandername> "All's better. If you wish to vomit then, could you please do it outside? I don't want to ruin the equilibrium."
  86. 01:31:04: <Benedict> Garret just follows the voices then, unfortunately leading toward Glaucon's room.
  87. 01:31:07: <BoltVandername> "I might take some of it to touch up parts though."
  88. 01:31:36: <BoltVandername> "I think the mountain of excrement and beard hair with flaming skeletons in it could use a pentimento or too."
  89. 01:33:04: <Gara> "Okay."
  90. 01:33:07: <Gara> ~Help me please~
  91. 01:33:09: <Gara> ~help~
  92. 01:33:45: <Benedict> Garret is not enjoy this annoying girly voice in his head. "Eelis?" He tries again, now outside Glaucon's room.
  93. 01:33:57: <Gara> He can reply telepathically yaknow
  94. 01:34:10: <BoltVandername> "Hmm? Is that Garret? GARRET! IN HERE!"
  95. 01:34:59: <Rainglove> Shepard, the goat doesn't respond to your nudging. It's clearly breathing, but out cold.
  96. 01:35:43: <Rainglove> The lizard nods. "There were humans here a while ago, but not many, I wouldn't call it civilization. A small town, smaller than this one. That's all."
  97. 01:36:16: <Hippocratesi> "Do you know what happened to them?"
  98. 01:36:22: <ViejoOsoGrande> "How long ago is a "while ago" in dragon terms? You'll have to excuse me, I'm only twenty four."
  99. 01:36:42: <Benedict> "...Fuck." He stands outside the room, head turning to the door. He slowly, but surely, enters until he gaze at the most magnificent painting that has ever graced this world.
  100. 01:37:02: <Goatwright> "Well, she's alive. Should we be expecting anything?"
  101. 01:37:48: <BoltVandername> "Garret. Welcome. Do you feel it, surrounding you?"
  102. 01:37:53: <BoltVandername> "Genius?"
  103. 01:38:10: <BoltVandername> "A mere prelude, to what will be my greatest work."
  104. 01:38:17: <BoltVandername> "There will not be a single spectator. All will be participants."
  105. 01:38:24: <Benedict> "I... feel... whose blood is that?"
  106. 01:38:29: <BoltVandername> "Oh, mine."
  107. 01:38:49: <Rainglove> The lizard's eyes roll back as he thinks. "I'd say... about six hundred years, maybe a little more. I was still young, around two hundred. I'm assuming if the half-kobold's talked to you about me, then you know about the crystal?"
  108. 01:38:59: <BoltVandername> "And a few rats, that I ate for sustenance, but I drank most of that. I believe they were rats."
  109. 01:39:15: <Rainglove> Maggie shrugs at Shepard. "It varies with these sorts of things. I don't think anything too odd'll happen with this goat, but maybe."
  110. 01:39:18: <BoltVandername> "A note, rat tails do not make particularly sturdy painting implements."
  111. 01:39:36: <BoltVandername> "Wonderful when ground up, though. You slurp them down... Like noodles."
  112. 01:39:49: <ViejoOsoGrande> "The Elysian crystal?"
  113. 01:39:50: <BoltVandername> "Wait, strike that, reverse it... Or... No? I feel I have lost myself."
  114. 01:40:58: <Rainglove> "That one, yes."
  115. 01:42:01: <ViejoOsoGrande> "It's why we're hear, in fact. Does it have anything to do with this crater?"
  116. 01:42:05: <ViejoOsoGrande> here* christ
  117. 01:42:05: <Goatwright> "So we just... wait?"
  118. 01:42:30: <Benedict> "...And the feces?"
  119. 01:43:14: <BoltVandername> "A true work of art cannot simply be conveyed in one way. My work must expand to all the senses."
  120. 01:43:23: <BoltVandername> "A perfect melange."
  121. 01:43:40: <BoltVandername> "Also, I ran out of brown paint."
  122. 01:44:49: <Benedict> "...Clean it up, Glaucon."
  123. 01:45:13: <BoltVandername> Glaucon looks at Benedict like he just spoke a foreign language.
  124. 01:45:17: <BoltVandername> "I'm sorry. What?"
  125. 01:45:58: <Rainglove> "Well, before the one who has it now goat ahold of it, the humans had it. They had no idea what they were doing, and then there were suddenly a lot fewer humans in the world and a lot more craters like these. Don't know what they did, honestly."
  126. 01:46:55: <Benedict> "Clean it up. Yer making a mess in a room that doesn't belong ta ye."
  127. 01:47:17: <BoltVandername> "Never."
  128. 01:47:28: <ViejoOsoGrande> "That is extremely interesting, and helpful, thanks. And that was about six hundred years ago, you say?"
  129. 01:47:35: <BoltVandername> "This is my gift to the world. And you want me... To... Destroy it?"
  130. 01:47:36: <Rainglove> *We, not goat
  131. 01:47:39: <Hippocratesi> "Perhaps they got greedy..."
  132. 01:47:41: <Benedict> "Destroy it."
  133. 01:47:51: <BoltVandername> "Never."
  134. 01:48:23: <Rainglove> "Around there, give or take a hundred years."
  135. 01:48:46: <Benedict> "Ye clean it, or I clean it."
  136. 01:49:05: <BoltVandername> "Garret. As a fellow artist, I respect you."
  137. 01:49:13: <BoltVandername> "So I want you to know that I mean this with absolute certainty."
  138. 01:49:27: <BoltVandername> "I will die before I let you destroy my masterpiece. But, ideally, I will kill you instead."
  139. 01:49:29: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Right, okay. In the deeper caverns we encountered some damn thick fog, and rooms in the ground. Any idea why they're there? What they're for? When we came out of it we were attacked by a minotuar, and I damn well nearly got cleaved in half."
  140. 01:50:13: <Benedict> "Do nah joke with threats, Glaucon. I'll buy ye a canvas if I have ta, bah ye need to clean this room."
  141. 01:50:40: <Hippocratesi> "We also encountered some kinda squid thing."
  142. 01:51:03: <BoltVandername> Glaucon looks at Benedict, frowning. "I don't joke, my friend. I enjoy your company. But you ask me to murder my child."
  143. 01:52:03: <Benedict> "It's a painting. I will nah repeat myself. Clean it, or I will."
  144. 01:53:11: <BoltVandername> Glaucon looks at Garret, frothing a bit at the mouth. "I'll die for my art, if I must."
  145. 01:53:14: <Rainglove> "Hmmm." The lizard leans back against a wall, scratching at the back of his neck. "No, I can't say I know what a room was doing down there, or the fog. Sounds like magic, and I didn't bother with that outside what came naturally."
  146. 01:53:52: <BoltVandername> He looks around the room. "That would be a good place for my corpse, on the bed. Try to preserve my head, yes? I would like to put on an expression."
  147. 01:54:25: <ViejoOsoGrande> "According to Roz who's been in a few, you get attacked if you take from the rooms or not, and each time it's something different that comes after you, something nasty. Any idea how we'd get rid of the fog? Or at least see through it?"
  148. 01:55:23: <Rainglove> "No idea. Haven't met fog yet that I can't burn through, but you don't seem like the type to summon massive comes of fire."
  149. 01:55:25: <Benedict> "This? This is why yer don't get a crystal!" Garret leaves the room, heading to the bar counter while shouting, "I need a bucket of water and a rag!"
  150. 01:56:14: <Rainglove> The tavern owner ducks at Garret's yelling. "Sure. Why?" She goes to grab a bucket.
  151. 01:56:21: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl laughs, "no, not quite, I'm more the hit-it-with-a-sword-over-and-over type. Would you be able to help us get rid of this fog?"
  152. 01:56:23: <Gara> Eelis leaves.
  153. 01:56:29: <Gara> "Drink. Lots."
  154. 01:56:32: <Gara> "Drinks. God please."
  155. 01:57:17: <BoltVandername> "You force my hand, Garret."
  156. 01:57:24: <BoltVandername> Glaucon comes out, ready for battel.
  157. 01:57:37: <Benedict> "Someone messed up one of yer rooms with his shit and blood!"
  158. 01:58:33: <Rainglove> She stops mid-return trip, bucket in hand. "His what?"
  159. 01:59:03: <Gara> "Yup, he's crazy, you should have him arrested."
  160. 02:00:03: <BoltVandername> -r 1d20+2 Initiative don't fail me now...!
  161. 02:00:04: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d20+2 Initiative don't fail me now...! --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  162. 02:00:39: <Benedict> -r 1d20 Well okay
  163. 02:00:39: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20 Well okay --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  164. 02:02:04: <Gara> -r d20+6
  165. 02:02:05: <dicebot> Gara rolled d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
  166. 02:02:56: <BoltVandername> Glaucon opens up with a spray of color, casting multicolored sand over the two biggest threats, not discounting the tavern keeper.
  167. 02:03:07: <Gara> What save?
  168. 02:03:14: <BoltVandername> DC 16 Will
  169. 02:03:51: <Benedict> -r 1d20+5
  170. 02:03:51: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  171. 02:03:53: <Gara> -roll d20+3
  172. 02:03:53: <dicebot> Gara rolled d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
  173. 02:03:56: <Gara> FUcking hell.
  174. 02:04:00: <Gara> What happens to me?
  175. 02:04:15: <BoltVandername> -r 1d4 Rounds blinded and stunned for Gara
  176. 02:04:16: <dicebot> BoltVandername rolled 1d4 Rounds blinded and stunned for Gara --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  177. 02:04:25: <Gara> ...
  178. 02:04:27: <Gara> What.
  179. 02:04:57: <BoltVandername> If you're 4 HD or below.
  180. 02:06:20: <BoltVandername> "Come, absolver! Complete your bloody work! We all have our roles. Mine is to create... Yours, to destroy!"
  181. 02:06:54: <Gara> "AH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
  182. 02:07:42: <Benedict> Garret's sword bursts into flames in his hands, charging for the strange artist with the weapon over his head. Power attack.
  183. 02:07:50: <Benedict> -r 1d20+6
  184. 02:07:50: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
  185. 02:07:58: <BoltVandername> That's a hit, tharr.
  186. 02:08:25: <Benedict> -r 1d20+6
  187. 02:08:26: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  188. 02:09:27: <Benedict> -r 3d6+11
  189. 02:09:28: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 3d6+11 --> [ 3d6=8 ]{19}
  190. 02:11:35: <BoltVandername> Glaucon takes the slash, howling in pain. Or possibly orgasming.
  191. 02:11:48: <BoltVandername> Probably both.
  192. 02:12:25: <BoltVandername> He scoots back five feet, and throws out another color spray at Benedict!
  193. 02:12:59: <BoltVandername> DC 16, as last time
  194. 02:13:06: <BoltVandername> wait no
  195. 02:13:10: <Benedict> -r 1d20+5
  196. 02:13:11: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  197. 02:13:26: <BoltVandername> Yeah, nevermind it.
  198. 02:13:38: <BoltVandername> "Hahahahaha! Yes! Brilliant! Brilliant!"
  199. 02:14:31: <Gara> "Fucking kill him, Garret!"
  200. 02:15:03: <Rainglove> The tavern owner just doesn't even at all this colored sand and blood flying all over her room.
  201. 02:16:44: <Benedict> Garret is going to SMITE. YOUR FUCKING. EVIL. ASS. Kind of. Power attack.
  202. 02:16:48: <Benedict> -r 1d20+6
  203. 02:16:48: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
  204. 02:16:54: <BoltVandername> "Complete the work, Garret! Complete me!"
  205. 02:16:56: <Goatwright> Shepard is going to be incredibly upset about the state of his party once he's done worrying about his goat.
  206. 02:16:59: <Benedict> -r 3d6+11
  207. 02:16:59: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 3d6+11 --> [ 3d6=12 ]{23}
  208. 02:17:29: <Rainglove> -21 HP
  209. 02:18:41: <BoltVandername> "There will be others... We are all but dabs of paint, on the canvas of reality. I pity you... The bigger picture is beyond your sight."
  210. 02:19:05: <Gara> "No shut up and stop living."
  211. 02:25:22: <BoltVandername> Glaucon watches as the flaming sword sinks into his midsection, his eyes practically bulging from his head, clenching his teeth so hard that they start to seep with blood... His insides start to cook, and then a surge of holy energy courses through him, the most blissful, realest pain he has ever felt, and he orgasms, though he has no seed left to spend. Coughing, he slumps forward. "If only
  212. 02:25:22: <BoltVandername> you... Could see it all as I do. I... I can see the abyss. It's so beautiful."
  213. 02:25:39: <BoltVandername> Glaucon reaches up, spidery fingers outstretched. "Ah~! What an artist dies in me~!"
  214. 02:29:37: <Benedict> Garret is quite honestly disturbed by the man who takes sexual pleasure from a sword in his stomach. "Someone beyond will enjoy yer art, Glaucon. Yer... were too good fah this world." He lies, then pulls his sword out of the dying man. "...Sorry fah tha mess."
  215. 02:30:01: <Rainglove> He's not dying, he's just dead.
  216. 02:30:03: <Rainglove> As a brick.
  217. 02:30:11: <BoltVandername> Glaucon has a raging death boner.
  218. 02:30:15: <BoltVandername> Just, so huge.
  219. 02:30:29: <BoltVandername> Also like a brick.
  220. 02:30:56: <Gara> "Why the hell did he even do that."
  221. 02:30:56: <Benedict> "That's... just disturbing."
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