31 Lies about Azurillkirby

1) At the age of 1, Azurillkirby was kidnapped from his parents and raised by a pack of wild beavers. This is how he is so great at building houses out of wood.

2) Azurillkirby once worked as an agent for the FBI. He performed various espionage missions, and was a major reason that it was publicly revealed that Germany was wiretapping their citizens' lunchboxes.

3) Azurillkirby is part of a balanced breakfast. The FDA suggests that everyone gets at least two servings of Azurillkirby a day.

4) At the age of 16, Azurillkirby joined the swimming team of his high school. Unfortunately, he did not know how to swim, so he drowned. However, he somehow still did better than the rival high school.

5) At the age of 9, Azurillkirby became the US Spelling Bee Champion. He knows, better than anyone else in America, how to spell the word "Bee." If you ever need someone to tell you how to spell "Bee," ask Kirby.

6) Azurillkirby is a massive enthusiast of the Disney sitcom "Hannah Montana." He owns many Hannah Montana wigs and outfits, and loves to singing when nobody is looking. He has attended 5 Hannah Montana concerts.

7) Azurillkirby is a gourmet chef, his specialty dish being the "Pizza Salad." No food critic has ever given him less than 4 stars.

8) In 1996, Azurillkirby ran for President of the United States. He ran on the platform of "Ban all pigeons." He was able to get a significant portion of the votes, but pigeon sympathizers pushed hard against a Kirby presidency.

9) Azurillkirby was once the host of the show "Azurill's Apartments" on HGTV. A house-hunting show except for apartments, its ratings were not good enough to last for more than one season.

10) The element "Byzantium" was discovered by Azurillkirby. It was named as such after the music artist "Byzoncé."

11) The legends say that if you see an Azurillkirby, you will be blessed with good luck for 4 years.

12) In the hit film "Forrest Gump," Azurillkirby played the role of one of Forrest's childhood bullies. He did not even need to audition for the part, the casters felt that he looked perfect for the role.

13) Azurillkirby loves you.

14) You can purchase Azurillkirby's brand of cereal, "Kirby-Os" at your local grocery store. It is the only cheese-flavored cereal on the market, with fruit-flavored marshmallows.

15) Azurillkirby is an A-tier character. He has good matchups against other top-tier characters like Razzchan and Gan1019, but he can be heavily countered by Jaegersenpaii.

16) Azurillkirby was accused of committing robbery at an Atlanta Publix. He was accused of stealing 3 pints of milk and a package of Fruit Roll-Ups. The police decided that Fruit Roll-Ups were too delicious to charge Kirby with any crimes.

17) There's a bit of Azurillkirby inside of all of us.

18) A member of the paparazzi once took a picture of Azurillkirby in which he appeared to be snorting powdered ice cream. Kirby denies any allegations.

19) Most appraisers value a mint-condition Azurillkirby at $3000. One, in box, sold on EBay recently for $5500, however.

20) Azurillkirby was a sniper during the Germanic-American war. He has 200 confirmed kills. This war started over security issues when it was publicly revealed that Germany was wiretapping their citizens' lunchboxes.

21) In order for Azurillkirby to become a moderator for TheJWittz, he had to undergo an intense hazing ritual. This hazing included having to be forced to stand on a sheet of rounded nails for hours. (Don't tell anyone that I told you this though, I'm not supposed to tell anyone.)

22) Azurillkirby once saved two people from a fire. He ran into the burning house and carried the two people out. It is said that he did it so impressively that he performed multiple flips when he was on the way out of the fire.

23) Azurillkirby's highest bowling score is 299. He almost scored a perfect 300, but the last pin turned out to be a ghost and could not be knocked over. Kirby tried to argue that ghost pins were against the rules, but the referee disagreed.

24) Not only was Azurillkirby able to kill two birds with one stone, he was able to support the families of said birds through their tough times.

25) Azurillkirby is a magician. In his most popular trick, he has a volunteer pick a card, and then Kirby will then shuffle the deck and pull out a card, which *magically* will not be the same card.

26) Azurillkirby was a major negotiator for the Ghormi-Verasi Treaty, in which the involved nations agreed to never use "dibs" to solve international crises in the future.

27) When Princess Floas was kidnapped by an evil wizard with a dragon, Azurillkirby embarked on an adventure to save her. It was a treacherous journey, but he was able to save the princess with his tremendous agility and sheer strength.

28) The first Triceratops dinosaur fossil was found by archaeologist Azurillkirby. His reaction when he found the fossil was "wow dinos are cool."

29) Azurillkirby often brings knives to gun fights.

30) Azurillkirby was present at Martin Luther King Jr's "I Have a Dream" speech. He was able to deeply identify because he also has dreams.

31) Azurillkirby is seen as a one-hit wonder in the music scene, after his #1 hit rap about cheeseburgers. He tried to follow up his massive hit with a rap about chicken nuggets, but it did not see anywhere near the same popularity as his big hit.