Decker- log 001

Anon: guess what guess what
Anon: I just got my populated barrel assembly back from the gunsmith
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Rebel: Very nice
Rebel: I told you they do good work
Rebel: Now you just need to get the tools to rivet it together
Rebel: The barrel work and all that is precise
Rebel: and you don't want to have to take it out again after you get it put in the first time because a rivet came loose.
Anon: Can't I just do it with screws? I've already got it mocked up with them.
Anon: and I don't have to worry about screwing up the rivets
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Rebel: Stop being a little bitch and just get the tools
Rebel: You'll be happy you did
Rebel: And if you fuck up a rivet
Rebel: Shear the head off with a cold chisel
Rebel: Smack the tail through and start over
Anon: You're more confident about it than I am
Rebel: I was nervous when I built my first one too
Rebel: You'll be fine
Rebel: Also, you're going to need to press out that barrel pin
Rebel: and pull the barrel from the trunnion
Rebel: in order to rivet it.
Rebel: Shouldnt be too hard since you have a press.
Anon: Wait, I can't just rivet in the populated barrel assembly?
Rebel: Nope
Rebel: you'll have to press it out and put it back in
Rebel: you may want a no go headspace gauge but it's not a requirement
Rebel: and fair warning, pressing the barrel in and lining it up will be miserable
Rebel: but you only have to do it once
Anon: see that just makes me want to say fuck that
Anon: and drill and tap the trunnion for 10-32 screws
Rebel: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Rebel: I'll kick your ass if you screw it together
Rebel: not even kidding
Anon: don't threaten me with a good time
Rebel: lol
Anon: anyway, I gotta go to bed. Night
Rebel: night loser
Anon: yo
Anon: So I've ordered rivets, bolt cutters, and the toth rivet jaws
Rebel: I knew you'd do it the right way
Rebel: my persuasive arguments of physical violence save the day again
Anon: lol
Anon: it wasn't that, actually
Rebel: ?
Rebel: don't leave me hanging here, dumbass
Rebel: what was it?
Anon: …
Anon: I'm not sure you'd believe me if I told you
Rebel: try me
Anon: okay...
Anon: don't say I didn't warn you
Anon: I had a dream where a Russian catgirl yelled at me not to use screws and started crying
Rebel: lolwut
Rebel: you've been watching too much anime again
Anon: that's besides the point
Anon: still doesnt change the dream
Anon: it was really weird
Rebel: weirder than a crying catgirl?
Rebel: and how do you know she was Russian anyways?
Anon: that's the thing, she started out speaking Russian
Anon: or some kind of Slavic language
Anon: Ukranian?
Anon: Romanian?
Anon: fuck if I know
Anon: anyways she's saying stuff to me in foreign
Anon: and I have no idea what she's on about
Rebel: “foreign”
Rebel: lol
Anon: and I finally say that I can't understand
Anon: and she says, “Cyka, an American.”
Anon: and then proceeds to berate me for thinking about trying to put her together with screws
Anon: before begging me to put her together with rivets “like a proper Kalashnikov”
Anon: and then starts crying into my chest
Rebel: wait wait
Rebel: put HER together?
Rebel: what
Anon: it's what she said in the dream
Rebel: so she was your AK?
Anon: I guess
Anon: how the fuck would I know
Anon: you're asking me to figure out whats going on in my head
Anon: professionals have tried and failed
Rebel: you'd have the best chance to figure it out
Rebel: considering you're, yknow, inside of there and all
Anon: if only it were so easy
Anon: anyway, that wasnt the weirdest part
Rebel: oh christ it gets worse
Anon: … do you want to hear it or not
Rebel: I'll be good
Rebel: scout's honor
Anon: you were never a boy scout
Rebel: details details
Rebel: now tell story
Anon: okay
Anon: so you've seen Nightmare before Christmas, yeah?
Rebel: only like every single year, for Halloween and for Christmas
Anon: uhm
Anon: anyways
Anon: so she looked like the one girl in there, with the stitches holding her together
Anon: but instead of stitches it was big fuck-off bolts
Anon: like Frankenstein tier
Rebel: you mean Frankenstein's Monster
Rebel: the doctor was Frankenstein
Rebel: his monster had the bolts in his neck
Anon: goddamnit will you let me finish
Rebel: I had to correct you
Rebel: like I can't let that slide
Anon: besides if we're going to be pedantic Frankenstein was the true monster
Rebel: hmmm
Rebel: you know...
Anon: ANYWAYS
Anon: when I woke up
Anon: the rifle wasn't where I left it
Anon: and its sights were all wet
Rebel: oh fuck off man
Rebel: this is /x/ tier bullshit
Rebel: you faggot I was actually believing you
Anon: fuck you I'm not making this up!
Anon: I swear to fucking God!
Anon: Rifle was on my desk when I went to bed
Anon: it was on my bed when I woke up
Rebel: you probably moved it while sleeping
Rebel: 10/10 bait, made me reply
Rebel: that'd be a great greentext
Anon: sigh
Anon: I knew you wouldnt believe me
Anon: see if I tell you anything again
Rebel: don't be salty bro
Rebel: like I said, it was a good story
Rebel: almost believed it
Anon: …