Science Shows It

SCIENCE SHOWS IT
Parody of “Rumor Has It” by Adele

(Oooooooh ooh ooh x4)
These, these are real
You can tell by the way it looks and feels

We, have seen stranger
Just look at the rings, and, baby, don’t you remember?
And oh, trilobytes were quite odd, but that don’t mean that they never were real

Why do you think we got our heads in the clouds?
We’re just discovering new details, boy, isn’t that allowed?
We’re adding to our ever-growing history
And science shows it, every day, we’re discovering more

Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,

Dinosaurs, we say,
Treated their young like birds do today
I say, hadrosaurs traveled in
Large herds, now, cows travel in the same way
And how organisms came to be
With fossils, we can see
And despite objections, we know it’s all science

Why do you think we got our heads in the clouds?
Please just discover some new details, boy, learn why, when, and how
Just by doing this, you’ll be helping us out
And science shows it, every day, we’re lessening your doubt

Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,

Oh, just because something now lives in the sea
Doesn’t mean it couldn’t have walked on the land
Just ‘cause it’s puny, in the here and now
Science shows crazy things
Just ‘cause it’s puny, don’t doubt it wasn’t giant
Back before we were here


Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,

Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,
Science shows it, ooh,

And for science to show it, every day we must learn a bit more