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Bible Riddles
1. Were there locomotives in Bible times?
Yes, 1 Kings 10:2 says that in King Solomon's day, the Queen of Sheba had a very impressive train.

2. What do the boys at Walkill drink on the weekends? Bethel-lite.

3. How many Bethelites does it take to change a light bulb? None--it is the maintenance department's job.

4. Who walked up a mountain but never walked down it? Moses.

5. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

6. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.

7. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.

8. Who is the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson--he brought the house down.

9. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
The apostles met together in one Accord.
Also, 2 Corinthians 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagon: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond
"movement."

10. Where does the Bible mention the first bank transaction? Pharaoh's daughter went to the Bank of the Nile and withdrew a prop het.

11. How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three--one to change the bulb, and two to say it happened by accident.

12. How many elders does it take to change a light bulb? None--they get a ministerial servant to do it.

13. What's the difference between a rooster, a confederate, and a sister going to Bethel?
The rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do", the confederate says "yankee-doodle-doo" and the sister says "any-dud'lI-do."
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14. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
They were really put out.

15. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
They really raised Cain.

16. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

17. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.

18. What was the last thing Noah said before he entered the Ark?
So long, Fellers!

19. Noah built the ark in 3 stories; the top story had a window to let light in--how did the bottom stories get light?
Floodlights.

20. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah? Three, because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark.

21. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible? Adam and Eve needed more coverage.

22. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David--he rocked Goliath to sleep.

23. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
The thought had never entered his head before.

24. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
No, he already fell for it once.

25. What do they call elders in the Federal Republic of Germany? German Shepherds
26. If a Circuit Overseer is referred to as a CO, what is a Circuit Overseer's wife called?
A COW

27. If a Circuit Overseer and his wife have a baby, what do they call it?
A circuit breaker.

28. What did the Pope say when he saw a vision of the Devil? . Oh my God!

29. Who was the first electronic engineer? Jehovah--he took a spare part and made a loudspeaker.

30. Why won't sisters get to drink wine in the new world? Jesus said that you can't put new wine in an old bag.

31. Why shouldn't Christians watch TV?
At the transfiguration, Jesus said, "Tell the vision to no one."

32. Who was the most wicked man in the Bible?
Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

33. Which Christians in the first century were known for constantly traveling?
The Roamin' Christians.

34. Who was known as a mathematician in the Bible? Moses--he wrote the book of Numbers.

35. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
The area around the Jordan, the banks were always overflowing.

36. Who was mentioned in the Bible to have a sweet tooth? Hebrews 11 :38 says that the Pre-Christians wandered around in the desserts.

37. Did Job go to a chiropractor?
Yes--Job 16:12-16 says, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up, and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

38. Will there be dogs in the new world?  2 Peter 3: 14 tells us that we will be without Spot.

39. In Bible times, what did the Bride's father pour on the groom? Glue--so he would stick to his wife.

40. Who was the straightest man in the Bible? Joseph, because Pharaoh made him a ruler.

41. Which Christian magazine did the apostle Paul command to never throwaway?
Ephesians 5: 18 says to "keep Awake!"

42. Who walked down a mountain but never walked up it? Noah.

43. Who is the smallest prophet? Knee-high Miah (Nehemiah).

44. Who is the smallest scribe? Ezra--he read in the king's ear.

45. Who is the smallest apostle? Peter--he slept on his watch.

46. Where does the Bible first mention prescribed medicines? Jehovah gave Moses 2 tablets.

47. Why did Paul advise Timothy to drink a little wine? It was Paul's bottle.

48. Why won't there be any women in heaven?
A silence occurred in heaven for about half an hour.

49. Why won't we be able to drink milk in the new system? At Armageddon there will be udder destruction.

50. What were the final words Lot said to his wife? What's that behind you, Dear?

51. Who in the Bible has no father? Joshua, son of Nun.

52. What dead man was raised from the dead by a dead man? The man who fell on Elisha's bones.
53. What is greater than Jehovah, meaner than Satan, angels eat it, but if we eat it we die?
Nothing.
54. What is it Jehovah never sees, kings see sometimes, and we see every day?
An equal.

55. Who in the Bible had four fathers? David, who lay down with his four fathers.
56. When resurrected, why won't Elijah and Elisha be able to go to Bethel?
This is a non-prophet organization.