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- >be anon
- >be in sugarcube corner
- >it's your fucking birthday
- >pinkie is galloping around throwing streamers n' shit
- >other ponies are dancing like animals
- >you are just sitting at your table reading
- >you never liked parties but pinkie forced you to come
- >forced as in if you said no she would have been sad
- >nobody wants to see a sad pastel horse
- >and you have mad respect for pinkie
- >she was one of the only ponies who accepted you when you first got here
- >you reach into your pocket and pull out an oatmeal creme pie
- >oatmeal creme pies are your favorite treat
- >you lay down your book to open the bag it's in
- >all the sudden a wild pinkie is in your face
- >"Boop."
- >you let out a chuckle
- >"How's the birthday boy?"
- "I'm wonderful."
- >you look around the room to see twilight galloping at you
- >"ANON I NEED YOU."
- "Sorry, I don't lik-"
- >before you can finish your sentence. she shoots a bolt of magic at you
- >before you know it you're in twilight's castle
- >twilight teleports a few feet in front of you
- >"Anon I know this is your birthday bu-"
- >she stops, stunned
- "What, do i have something on my face?"
- >she shakes her head and points to the left of you
- >you turn your head to the left
- >never have you seen something like this
- >it's pinkie but her body is brown and
- >her mane and tail look as if they are made of creme but they look solid
- >you take a finger and slide it through her mane
- >it leaves a thick substance on your finger
- >you put the finger to your mouth and lick it off
- "exactly what i expected."
- >"something must have gone wrong with the spell."
- "I think something went right."
- >twilight gives you a quizzical look
- >"Well. Give me a few days to think of a way to reverse this"
- "what did you need me for anyways?"
- >she blushes
- >"I wanted to give you your present in private."
- >pinkie speaks up
- >"There's nothing wrong with showing me too. I already know what you got him."
- >she winks at twilight
- >"But how..."
- >"I'm pinkie silly."
- >you haven't a single clue what is going on
- >they both seemed to brush off the fact she is now oatmeal pink pie
- >"In fact, why don't we show him together"
- >she winks again
- >twilight brightens up at this
- >they nod at each other and gallop off
- >you follow out of curiosity
- >you try to think of possible gifts a purple bookworm would get you
- >perhaps it's a book and she didn't want to look like a nerd in front of your friends
- >but she has never been this hesitant to give you a book
- >or this might just be another attempt to study your human genitalia
- >princess sparkle horn has tried it more than once
- >coming in your house at night and trying to take off your clothes
- >"testing" on sergeant Johnson
- >most of the times you awoke with her force choking your stormtrooper
- >you wouldn't have been against it if it wasn't rape
- >It "was in the name of science"
- >twilight and pinkie enter a room
- >you follow close behind
- >the room seems to be a library
- >thank god
- >"anon. hopefully this can make up for my multiple 'invasions' of your privacy."
- >she magiks over a heavy looking book
- >she drops it into your arms
- >it is completely blank on the front and back
- "What type of book is it?"
- >"You'll have to find that out by yourself anon"
- >you open up the book and flip through the first couple of pages
- >this wasn't the type of book you where expecting
- >the book seems to be mostly pictures of ponies in lewd positions
- >little do you know your 1 eyed dragon is trying to get out of it's cave
- >you close the book and look up at twilight
- >she looks as if the sun smashed into her face and turned it red hot
- >you could make smores on her face
- >pinkie is bouncing around the room in unaware bliss as usual
- >how does she keep her mane solid
- >it's made of creme
- "Twilight, where did you get these?"
- >"can't a princess have her secrets?"
- >you let out a sigh
- >"Don't you two have a party to be at?"
- "can you at least teleport us separately this time? I'd prefer not to merge with a pony today."
- >she nods and fires the first bolt of magic at pinkie
- "Beam me back twilly."
- >She looks at you with a face of confusion then comes close to your ear
- >"If you ever need more just ask."
- >holy shit
- >you just got a lifetime subscription to pony porn
- >before you can say anything you are back in your seat
- >the room is empty except for a ponies passed out near the drink table
- >at closer inspection she isn't passed out
- >just piss drunk
- "Get out of here. this is a birthday party, not a fat party."
- >Hey there *hic* big man. you look like yo*hic"u know how to show a mare a good time."
- "get the fuck outa here."
- >you pick the mare up by her mane
- >"So, you like it rough huh?"
- >you sigh and put her outside
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