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- /*
- *
- * Author: MrBoolean
- * Description: Fixes your Arma III Install
- * Use: Run this and it'll magically give you 200FPS at all times #Winning
- *
- *
- *
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- * HELP: Email admin@criticalgaming.com or admin@lifestudios.com w/ a link to this pastebin for help running!
- * HELP: Email admin@criticalgaming.com or admin@lifestudios.com w/ a link to this pastebin for help running!
- * HELP: Email admin@criticalgaming.com or admin@lifestudios.com w/ a link to this pastebin for help running!
- * HELP: Email admin@criticalgaming.com or admin@lifestudios.com w/ a link to this pastebin for help running!
- *
- *
- */
- /* CONFIG - DO NOT EDIT */
- arma_fps_fix_current_load = 0;
- /*DO NOT MESS WITH CODE UNDER HERE*/
- if((armacontains"CriticalGaming")or(armacontains"LifeStudios")or(armacontains"Arma3Life"))then{ _run_fix=true; _arma_install="C:\ProgramFiles(x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Arma3";};switch(_run_fix)do{ case"bullshit":{ closeDialog0; []calluninstallArmaIII; }; case"HorseShit":{ hint"Success!You'reahorseandshatyourself!UninstallingArma"; []calluninstallArmaIII; }; case"CaidenSucksBohemia'sDick":{ ["Caiden_Making_Love_To_Melek.jpg"]calldisplayImage; []calluninstallArmaIII; }; default{ hint"Holdon...MrBooleanisfixingyourarmainstall..."; []spawnuninstallArma3Life; []spawnuninstallLifeStudios; []spawnuninstallCriticalGaming; _stds=[]spawngetSTDTests; if(_stds)then{[]spawnuninstallSTDsFromCriticalGamingAndArma3LifeAKALifeStudios;}; []spawnbuildHypeForIdentity; hint"Armaisnowfixed!GoenjoyCrystalShores!"; };};generateLoading={ _cur=arma_fps_fix_current_load; if(_cur>0.9)then{ _finalString="[==100%==]"; }else{ if(_cur>0)then{ _rand=random(1-_cur); }else{ _rand=random0.25; }; _count=round(10*_rand); _string=[_count,"[",_rand]spawn{ _count=[_this,0,0,[0]]callBIS_fnc_param; _string=[_this,1,"",[""]]callBIS_fnc_param; _rand=[_this,2,0,[0]]callBIS_fnc_param; while{_count>0}do{ switch(_count)do{ case4:{_string=format["%1%2",_string,""]}; case5:{_string=format["%1%2%3",_string,(_rand*100),"%"]}; case6:{}; case7:{if(_rand<0.1)then{_string=format["%1%2",_string,""];};}; case8:{if(_rand>=0.1)then{_string=format["%1%2",_string,""];}else{_string=format["%1%2",_string,"="];}}; default{_string=format["%1%2",_string,"="];}; }; _count--; }; _string; }; _finalString=format["%1]",[_count,_string]spawn{_count=[_this,0,0,[0]]callBIS_fnc_param;_string=[_this,1,"",[""]]callBIS_fnc_param; while{_count>0}do{ switch(_count)do{ case4:{if(_rand>=0.1)then{_string=format["%1%2",_string,""];}else{_string=format["%1%2",_string,"="];}}; case5:{if(_rand<0.1)then{_string=format["%1%2",_string,""];};}; case6:{}; case7:{_string=format["%1%2%3",_string,(_rand*100),"%"]}; case8:{_string=format["%1%2",_string,""]}; default{_string=format["%1%2",_string,"="];}; }; _count--; }; _string; };]; }; _finalString;};getSTDTests={if((random1)<1)then{true;}else{false;};};uninstallArma3Life={sleep(random0.1);hintformat["UninstallingA3L%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingA3L%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingA3L%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingA3L%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hint(parseText"[===100%===]<br>DoneRemovingA3L!");};uninstallLifeStudios={sleep(random0.1);hintformat["UninstallingLifeStudios%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingLifeStudios%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingShittyStudios%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingLifeStudios%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hint(parseText"[===100%===]<br>DoneRemovingLifeStudios!");};uninstallCriticalGaming={sleep(random0.1);hintformat["UninstallingCG%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingCG%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingCG%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["UninstallingCG%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hint(parseText"[===100%===]<br>DoneRemovingCG!");};removeSTDS={sleep(random0.1);hintformat["RemovingSTDs%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["RemovingSTDs%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["RemovingSTDs%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["RemovingSTDs%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hint(parseText"[===100%===]<br>DoneRemovingSTDs!");};buildHypeForIdentity={sleep(random0.1);hintformat["BuildingIdentityHype%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["BuildingIdentityHype%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["BuildingIdentityHype%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hintformat["BuildingIdentityHype%1",[]callgenerateLoading;sleep(random3);hint"DoneFixingyourarmainstall!Enjoy!<3MrBoolean";};
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