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Feb 16th, 2016
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  1. FIRE MAGIC GAG - by ShadyPixel
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  3. So, there should be this mini boss fight gag where the player is heading through
  4. a forest clearing and in the dead center, there is this odd ball character who thinks
  5. they are a great and powerful sourcerer. You can clearly tell they are not, especially
  6. with their torn, raggy outfit and stick as their weapon of choice.
  7.  
  8. Your character just kinda stands there. Not in fear, but in pity for the fool (MR.T BITCH)
  9. Anyway, you kindly ask if you can pass around him without trying to hurt anybody.
  10.  
  11. Then the guy just starts shouting at you, saying you are the one who brings death with them,
  12. (or some crazy idea from rumors, anyone can fill the void here with something)
  13.  
  14. and states how there is absolutely NO WAY you can pass and defeat him.
  15.  
  16. Your character still stands in awe... of being bored to death.
  17.  
  18. Then the crazy guy says how his magic has blown through mountains and burned villages...
  19.  
  20. Your character is really trying his/her best to pay attention
  21. (it would be funny if the text started fading off or something to show loss of interest)
  22.  
  23. Finally, the sorcerer just gets fed up,
  24. saying that he is going to prepare his CHARGED FIRE ATTACK.
  25. (Maybe a little suspense music gag that Joe whips up for like 15 seconds could be placed here)
  26.  
  27. The sorcer prepares his magic attack, by raising his hand in the air, then nothing happens.
  28. Then he grabs a piece of paper and struggles lighting it on fire with a lighter.
  29. He crumbles the paper up into a ball and throws it at you. It didn't go far from him.
  30.  
  31. He gets flustered, but still asks if you were scared. You just stand there in awe.
  32.  
  33. He shouts that this time it is gonna be the real deal. He does the same tactic, and fails.
  34.  
  35. Then he just stands there looking at you.
  36.  
  37. Sorcerer: "WELL, LOOKS LIKE FIRE MAGIC ISN'T HAPPENING TODAY..."
  38.  
  39. There is a silence between the two of you in this open area.
  40.  
  41. Sorcerer: "FINE. FORGET IT. HOW ABOUT THIS? TAKE THIS KNIFE, AND STAB YOURSELF."
  42.  
  43. He tosses it to you with a wimpy throw. It's directly between you two.
  44.  
  45. Sorcerer: "YES. JUST WALK OVER. PICK IT UP, AND KILL YOURSELF"
  46.  
  47. (The whole point is that this poor guy thinks he is a great villian, and you have the
  48. option to kill yourself to make this guy feel better about having to had slain a hero.
  49. In reality, he is fucking harmless. Scared to do anything. It's just a pity move on your
  50. part if you want to do it or not.)
  51.  
  52. Then you have the option of just walking away (which results in nothing)
  53. or "stabbing yourself" to insta-kill you, but you will respawn in the next area.
  54.  
  55. INSTANT DEATH OPTION:
  56.  
  57. You decide to be a bro (for some reason) and head over to the middle of the area and pick
  58. up the knife in the center of the area. You instantly die, and just lay down dead.
  59.  
  60. The sorcerer gets shocked.
  61.  
  62. Sorcerer:
  63.  
  64. "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK? HOLY HELL THAT MUST OF HAD TO HUR-
  65. Wait.
  66. Oh my gosh, he...DIED. AT MY HAND. YES!
  67. I AM TRULY A VILLIAN WORTH KNOWING!
  68. I CAN FINALLY BE APART OF THE *insert possible boss name* FAN CLUB!
  69. FOLK WILL DREAM IN FEAR OF ME, AND THEIR KIN AS WELL!
  70. I AM THE ONE WHO RESTS IN THE SHADOWS! IN THEIR NIGHTMARES!"
  71.  
  72. He begins to laugh manically, and then uses a teleport spell to dissapear.
  73. You then respawn instantly after he is gone, then proceeed to the next area.
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