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  1. > Subject: Bank Holidays 2011
  2. >
  3. > You may be aware that Prince William and Kate Middleton are to marry
  4. > at Westminster Abbey on April 29, 2011. I’m sure you share my delight
  5. > at this news.
  6. >
  7. > Fittingly, our fine coalition Government has declared this day a Bank
  8. > Holiday, to allow us all to enjoy such a momentous event. Our Prime Minister stated:
  9. > "We want to mark the day as one of national celebration - a public
  10. > holiday will ensure the most people possible will have a chance to celebrate on the day."
  11. > For those worried about the cost of this, you may be interested to
  12. > read that the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills
  13. > calculates the cost to the economy of a extra Bank Holiday to be just
  14. > £2.9bn, which is barely 30% of our annual overseas aid budget.
  15. >
  16. > So, I have great pleasure in confirming that this day will be added to
  17. > your holiday entitlement for 2011. In the unlikely event that your
  18. > presence is not required at the wedding or you do not wish to view the
  19. > balanced, modest, understated coverage that will no doubt be provided
  20. > by our media outlets, you will, however, be able to seek sanctity at
  21. > the CCDC and take a day off on another occasion.
  22. >
  23. > The disappointingly unlikely possibility that the marriage does not go
  24. > ahead does remain, but please rest assured that CCDC will indeed still
  25. > treat this day as though it were a Bank Holiday.
  26. >
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