/sft/ Quarantine list, 2014 edition.
        Well it's 2014, and /sft/ is still not dead for some reason. Suprisingly, it's the same old thing it always was. Thus, a quarantine list must be put into place to protect our younger and newer users who may might mistake some of the users here for good friends. "But anon, that's dumb!" Let me stop you right there: you're on fucking 4chan, your left hand is on your dick, you probably still get a kick out of pubstomping 12 year olds in tf2, you probably still ironically use memes. You're in no place to claim this list in inane, get real. Secondly, if you are attempting to contest this anons knowledge of /sft/ and don't know by now that it's full of degenerates that aren't worth time and energy, you're a failure at life and cannot process information; there is no reason for you to continue living.
        Now younger users, you're in a search for peers because your instinct ordains it. It is very important to choose your peers, as you are the average of them. Although sometimes it's fun to add insane people and investigate their exploits, you must be careful as you may take up bad habits from them. To quote team America:
 Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
        The above quote summarizes your /sft/ experience without research and diversification. Keep in mind that most users in /sft/ are working class 99%ers that will never make 100kusd+ annual, so most of the time when people try to sound deep or write something off without explanation, there isn't a harvard grad or godfather that is "above" the issue, they are just lazy shitters.
        Okay, let's get this started with tier 1 quarantine: Tier one users are just not full decks. They are slow to understand jokes, they are extra hurt by silly things, and interesting discussion burns them like sunlight does a vampire. They are usually people that where homeschooled, or where social outcasts/neglected children in highschool and used 4chan as their peers, or are just plebes that grew up in a "totally first world" country. They often do want to be good friends, but they require patience and love in order to slowly warm up to you. You need to be careful saying advanced jokes or controversial ideas around then because it may offend their autism. Common traits of a tier 1 are, but not limited too: Being passive aggressive about 3/4 of the things they say because they think it makes them sound smarter, ironically shitposting outside of 4chan, and removing friends when they are hurt by something.

Tier 1: Every other /sft/ user.

And onto tier 2, we find a whole new volley of issues. It is very painful to be friends with these people. They clearly don't know what they are talking about most of the time, but take shit very seriously. Common traits of a tier 2 are, but not limited too: blocking users that aren't spamming them to feel powerful, unfriending somebody over a bad match in a video game, having less than 20 friends, not being able to hold a discussion about a controversial thing at all without autisming over it. The majority of tier 2 users are just tu pro /vg/ shitters that think they are good at video games. They will unfriend people who "suck dick"(called them out on playing like shit), but only play against pubs for the rush of beating retarded brazilians. I've had heated arguments with people who've won money on faceit quake/left 4 dead 2, are premier division in ns2, and friends that are constantly laddering on cevo and esea, and we are all still friends because they don't have autism and can handle heated discussion with other humans. But /vg/ will continue to give birth to many hot-shit tools that populate sft.

Tier 2: Rackjacked, luc, stormcr0w, Vaaile, setoo, kiiro neko(others post in sft), plurry, lain, wolf spider, khanzeal, dusky, cebruz, kovidomi, and many more. There are a TON of sft users here, one of the primary reason many despise sft.

Finally we have tier 3. These users here are completely retarded. Most of them actually have down syndrome or bipolar disorder. Fortunatly, it's completely impossible to remain friends with them. If you have anything resembling a personality, you will be removed and put on ignore, without exception. Sometimes people try to perceive what goes on in their minds, but nobody hears from these people again, as they are swallowed by the void. There are legends of whispers of logic that these users have, that they have sometimes have a deeper poetic purpose, beyond mortal reasoning, and that sometimes they post in the threads with allegorical messages and subtle remarks. It is a fools errand however, and nobody should bother putting calories towards decyphering it. Common traits of a tier 3 are, but not limited too: not only ingoring a friend request of somebody they've never heard of, but putting them on block, Having less then 5 friends to appear exclusive, removing anybody with that expresses sentience or displays a personality.

Tier 3: Neppenthe, kronie, Dusky, Jim, bro-octopus/sunset/cosmic energy, Duster/Keeperofsecrets, Marianne (horo), Mopfjes, elk, CRT, id/kawaii,