redtide

	[This takes place in the mid evening - think after dinner, before bed. It’s sweet & domestic, cuddly]

	Hey baby. Sorry, did I wake you up?

	[various rustling noises - you’re climbing into bed next to them]

	Yeah, you’ve been out for about two hours. It’s going on ten.

	[soothing]

	No, no, don’t worry about it.

	[teasing]

	Yes, baby, I’m mad at you that your insides are trying to become  your outsides.

	Yeah, I’ll open my arms up, here ya go… cuddle in.

	Put your head under my chin, it’s all good. Shh….

	I’m glad you liked dinner - I’m sorry it was just spaghetti, but… well, when you asked, it’s what I’m best at.

	Yeah, I know your period tends to hit you hard. Don’t worry about it, baby.

	… no, I’m not annoyed at you. Why would I be annoyed at you?

	Yeah, no, put your head on my chest, it’s okay.

	I know when you can’t sleep, you like to listen to my heartbeat. You wanna do that right now?

	Oh, babe… shh… shh….

	No, yeah, I totally get it. Your hormones are making all of your feelings come out of your face. It’s fine, babe. I promise.

	You need to cry… you cry it out. I’ve got you… let me rub your back, shh… it’s okay.

	What’s upsetting you?

	Bad dream?

	Yeah, bad dreams can be unpleasant. You wanna talk about it?

	[pause]

	… yeah, no, that sounds pretty damn unpleasant.

	[loud kiss noise]

	C’mon, babe. Relax. It’s all good. It’s okay. It’s just you & me, nobody is gonna judge you, nobody thinks less of you. You’re not gross or dirty or whatever. It’s just a period.

	So what else is bothering you?

	No, you can’t fool me. I know something has you upset.

	[amused]

	No, I’m not a mind reader. I’m just good at reading your face.

	Shh… yeah, lean your face into my hand like that, while I wipe your cheek clean with my thumb. Shh… it’s okay.

	What’s wrong?

	You feel guilty?

	What do you feel guilty for?

	… you’re horny.

	What’s wrong with feeling horny?

	You feel guilty for being horny?Why would you feel guilty for being horny?

	Oh.

	Because of your period.

	Yeah, I guess that’d make sense, although I don’t think it’s, like… dirty or anything.

	… I can’t argue with it being gooey & staining, but hey, we can always do the laundry.

	[snicker]

	Yes, I’m serious.

	You want my help?

	It wouldn’t be too much trouble for me to just… help you out….

	Stop laughing. I’m trying to waggle my eyebrows to be sexy.

	[falsely indignant]

	No, I do NOT look like Groucho Marx!

	It’s not even bright enough for you to see me, weirdo.

	[loud smooch]

	But seriously - I’m offering. If you, uh, if you want it. Regardless of what it is.

	Well, maybe not oral.

	No offense.

	[another, louder, wet kiss]

	Mmm… oh… that’s nice….

	Yeah… yeah, climb on top of me, you can sit on my hips, that’s good… that’s good.

	Spread your legs a little wider, I’ll just… slide my hand inside your pants, there we go.

	I’ll rub your clit - I can feel how slippery you are… you want me to… okay, yeah. Wriggle your pants down, take your panties with it, we can just… okay, yeah, you deal with that.

	I don’t want to get all 50 Shades on ya.

	Now… okay.

	Let me slide my fingers inside of you.

	It’s wet. It’s super wet, & you’re just… clenching around me, wow. You feel amazing.

	Let me stroke your clit with my thumb, as my fingers fuck into you… I’ll curl them, press down on your g-spot.

	I can feel you trembling against me. Is it good?

	Yeah, my shirt is gonna be stained.

	Oh well.

	I can live with that - it’s a crap shirt anyway. I always wear my grungy stuff when I’m gonna be cooking.

	Yeah, like that, grind against me… I can feel you getting wetter.

	Yeah, you squeezed me harder.

	You’re grinding against me, keep that up, grind your hips so that you’re pressing against my clit, just like this….

	Your toes are curling, right up against my sides.

	I like how much you like this. You’re so much wetter like this.

	Yeah… just like that… mmm….

	I’m gonna add another finger, just keep riding it, roll your hips.

	Yeah, put your hands on my chest, keep your balance, it’ll help… it’s okay... . Yeah, ride my fingers, just roll your hips, keep riding my fingers, just like that… fuck….

	[insert more dirty talk here - general “wow, that’s hot, you’re so wet, I can feel how much you like this” etc]

	You gonna cum, baby?

	Yeah, do it.

	Cum on my fingers.

	Cum all over my fingers, c’mon, squeeze them, I can feel you squeezing them… keep bucking your hips, baby, yeah, squeeze me harder, just like that, good… so good, so fucking good….

	[appreciative noises, as she cums all over your fingers]

	Yeah, just like that, there we go, there… we… go….

	Yeah, lean down, kiss me… heh - you’re pressing my fingers deeper into you. That’s good. Is it good?

	Oh…. you want to go again?

	Well… since you’re asking so nicely…. do it.

	Yeah… it’s all good.

	I’m all for riding the red tide.