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- In a dream, he’d been abducted by sinister lobster-like aliens from another star system who telepathically threatened to claw his private parts clean off his body unless he revealed the exact coordinates of several Earth military bases. Suffused with fear, he blurted out a bunch of random numbers and somehow the lobster beings seemed satisfied and before long the dream dissipated into oblivion and when he awoke the next morning he made a point of adding several frozen seafood items to his grocery list — a purely symbolic gesture, he knew, but one that brought him a certain grim satisfaction. “Those rotten, clawed bastards,” he thought. “Vengeance will be mine, with plenty of melted butter.”
- Castrate the Earthman! | Fiada Fey
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