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In the Dzhugdzhur Mountains, Eastern Siberia, the criminal Dieter Von Cunth steals a Russian X5 nuclear warhead. Colonel James Faith travels to Rio Bamba, Ecuador, with the efficient Lieutenant Dixon Piper to summon the retired special operative MacGruber to retrieve the X5. MacGruber is considered deceased after the death of his beloved wife Casey by his archenemy Cunth in their wedding. MacGruber teams up with Piper and Vicki St. Elmo and they learn that the evil Cunth intends to use the warhead to destroy Washington D.C.
Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who&#39;s in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.
Ryan&#39;s a talented actor and has proved himself many times over but he really has no business being in this movie as he&#39;s about as funny as watching a walking stick move from plant to plant.<br/><br/>Yes, I know he&#39;s supposed to be the &quot;straight man&quot; but Ryan Phillippe basically walks lazily through this role with many, many stern and/or blank &amp; confused looks at MacGruber which, I guess, is supposed to remind us that Grubes doesn&#39;t exactly play by the book.<br/><br/>Well, it seems to me that ever since Reese Witherspoon dumped his ass, Phillippe&#39;s career has been sinking faster than a lead boat and I doubt even the great MacGruber could save him now even if there was only one wire to cut to prevent Ryan&#39;s eventual irrelevance.<br/><br/>I guess, when your glory days are far behind you, you have to take whatever role you can get. It&#39;s really too bad for the fans of MacGruber that the casting directors couldn&#39;t find anybody better than Ryan Phillippe to fill the role of Lt. Dixon Piper.<br/><br/>PS&gt; Hey casting directors, you have a freakin&#39; casting couch, right? So use it next time and find somebody that really wants to give it their all for your movie!
Please, Save Your Money!<br/><br/>Unless you have a double digit I.Q., are a Progressive Liberal, or a teen that hasn&#39;t matured yet, Don&#39;t See, Buy, or Rent this movie. Of course, if you fit one of the three descriptions above you may really like this movie. Heck, for that matter, you may Love It! For Example: If you think that a naked man walking around with a piece of celery in his rectum is funny than you will Love this useless simpleton garbage.<br/><br/>I&#39;ve read comments from others that said: &quot;This is an artistic humorous parody that you will love&quot;. I say: &quot;B.S. to that. That comment neatly fits into one of my three categories above.&quot; A good example of an artistic humorous parody would be the movie &#39;Airplane&#39; but it definitely isn&#39;t MacGruber.<br/><br/>Now here is really the sad part that I&#39;m sure many, like us, have fallen victim to.<br/><br/>My wife and I had our seats and started watching the movie. Fifteen minutes into the movie we realized that the trailer was hype and that the movie is really crap. Of course we don&#39;t want to admit it yet so we sit through another miserable fifteen minutes because we try to believe that the movie will somehow start to.....&#39;Take Off&#39;. And, as we all know,it never does.<br/><br/>Now this is even worse than the sad part. We paid for our tickets! Granted we walked out after a half hour but....... The theater still got their money because we brought a couple of tickets. The Movie still got its cut because we brought a couple of tickets. The most embarrassing thing, for us, is that our contribution helped keep this kind of mindless refuge alive.
Kilmer makes a worthy, if somewhat underscripted villain. And some of the bits -- MacGruber idiotically setting traps that the bad guys never fall for -- tickle. But this still feels instantly dated, a "Hot Rod in a Role Models" era.
MacGruber is based on a Saturday Night Live skit of the same name. The skit itself was a parody of the TV series <a href="/title/tt0088559/">MacGyver (1985)</a> (1985-1992). The screenplay for MacGruber was written by the Saturday Night Live screenwriting team of Will Forte and John Solomon along with American filmmaker Jorma Taccone, who also directed the movie. &quot;Touch and Go&quot; by Emerson, Lake, and Powell is the song that plays during the montage as he checks off the names on his list. This comedy was released rated R in theaters worldwide. In the US, the DVD and Blu-ray disc releases contain this version alongside a longer unrated cut which adds more story and dialogue as well as more spicy material.  a5c7b9f00b