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- Had a big one, Dr. C?
- 2
- 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:41,458
- Another day, another life.
- 3
- 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,084
- Oh, hell yeah.
- 4
- 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:48,798
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- 5
- 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:50,967
- Thank you.
- 6
- 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:55,096
- And he is out. Can't feel a thing.
- 7
- 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,017
- That's what she said.
- 8
- 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,811
- I mean, I'm good, but I can't fix that.
- 9
- 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:05,190
- Okay. Give me a 5/1 suture
- on a C1 needle.
- 10
- 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,709
- Stitch to cannula.
- 11
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- Phone.
- 12
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- - Hello?
- - How ya doing, pal?
- 13
- 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,114
- It's Kenny. You got a sec?
- 14
- 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:14,699
- Ah, yeah.
- 15
- 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,160
- Father of the groom. Are you psyched?
- 16
- 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,621
- - Yeah...
- - Look, I know you got stuff.
- 17
- 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,581
- But we got a bit of a jam going on,
- 18
- 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,876
- a lot of people didn't check off
- whether they want steak or fish.
- 19
- 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,629
- I was wondering if you had an idea
- 20
- 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:31,424
- what your side of the family
- would want more,
- 21
- 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,218
- Then we don't have to over-order.
- 22
- 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:34,969
- - Uh...
- - Take your time.
- 23
- 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,848
- Well, maybe a steak by a little.
- 24
- 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,642
- Oh, that's great!
- 25
- 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,435
- - So, would you say...
- - No.
- 26
- 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,188
- ...maybe 60% steak, 40% fish or...
- 27
- 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:49,192
- Uh, you know, I can still help you pay
- for the wedding if you'd let me...
- 28
- 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,319
- No, no! I got this. All good here, pal.
- 29
- 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:55,240
- The wedding, the hotel rooms. Mmm!
- 30
- 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,868
- Yeah. Pinky Toe! Get down! Down!
- Get her down!
- 31
- 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,387
- She shouldn't be up here.
- 32
- 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:03,206
- Uh, you know what?
- Uh, could you hold on for a second?
- 33
- 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,542
- Yeah, not a problem.
- 34
- 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,627
- No, no, no! Take her off the table.
- 35
- 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,713
- Because she's licking the cookies,
- and, yes, I'll still eat them.
- 36
- 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,884
- Hello? Ugh! Damn it!
- 37
- 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,722
- - Hey.
- - Hi!
- 38
- 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,559
- Can you believe it's in five days?
- 39
- 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,435
- It's like, is this really happening?
- 40
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- I mean in a good way!
- 41
- 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,522
- Yeah, it's great.
- 42
- 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,150
- I just have one question for you
- as a doctor.
- 43
- 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:34,821
- Um, I read about this candy being recalled
- due to salmonella.
- 44
- 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:37,699
- And I was buying candies
- for the wedding...
- 45
- 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,468
- Of course, now I can't think of the brand.
- 46
- 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,286
- You know what? Maybe text it later.
- 47
- 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:46,040
- It was a peppermint bark,
- and also a drizzled peanut brittle.
- 48
- 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,501
- Very nice.
- Me and the girls were taste-testing.
- 49
- 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,921
- But now I'm reading
- salmonella could be fatal?
- 50
- 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,591
- Well, actually, that's pretty rare.
- 51
- 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:58,469
- I mean, the only deaths I've seen reported
- are children under three.
- 52
- 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:02,015
- Oh, thank God! Yay!
- Okay, well, mine are older.
- 53
- 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:05,935
- So 15 is okay then, right?
- Even if she got her period late?
- 54
- 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,397
- What the hell are we...
- Here, hand me the phone. Hi.
- 55
- 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:13,651
- Hey! Okay, we're done bothering you, pal.
- Go back to doing whatever you were doing.
- 56
- 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,278
- Sounds good. See you.
- 57
- 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:19,866
- I wanna talk to you.
- 58
- 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,328
- I am so sorry
- I'm such an embarrassment to you!
- 59
- 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:27,123
- I just wanted to know if my family
- was in jeopardy from salmonella!
- 60
- 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:30,084
- You couldn't google it
- like everything else you google?
- 61
- 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:31,711
- So now I over-google?
- 62
- 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:35,340
- You wasted the man's time!
- He's a heart doctor.
- 63
- 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,760
- - Did you not hear the beepy things?
- - I know how beeps work!
- 64
- 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,012
- They were normal beeps, not long beeps!
- 65
- 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,348
- I never would have bothered him
- during a long beep!
- 66
- 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,576
- Oh, my God. That's so cute.
- 67
- 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,810
- The toothbrush for you,
- the stethoscope for Tyler.
- 68
- 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,954
- You like it?
- 69
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- I will pay for it
- like every other girl's parents do!
- 70
- 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,375
- - And it's gonna be great!
- - It was Isaac's idea.
- 71
- 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:56,236
- Of course it is!
- You're an amazing father!
- 72
- 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,905
- - You're just tense!
- - I'm not tense!
- 73
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- Okay! Hey, everybody!
- 74
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- Grapes of Wrath, Rose, good choice.
- You still gotta read the book, though.
- 75
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- - Have you read it, Dad?
- - I'm gonna read it with you.
- 76
- 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,419
- Tyler, you're gonna take him to practice?
- That's not gonna stress you out?
- 77
- 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,771
- - Oh, yeah, no big deal.
- - All right.
- 78
- 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,856
- I'm gonna go to the airport
- and pick up Uncle Seymour.
- 79
- 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,049
- - Who's that?
- - He's Dad's grand-uncle.
- 80
- 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:19,926
- He's the oldest living Lustig.
- 81
- 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,596
- Come on. You met him in Miami.
- He's got all those great stories?
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- He's got one leg?
- 83
- 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,684
- - Oh, right.
- - Yeah, you're gonna love him.
- 84
- 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,978
- What are you doing?
- Why're you walking like this?
- 85
- 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,313
- - Are they too tight on you?
- - No, my feet are swollen.
- 86
- 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:36,317
- - I'll go to Penney's. I'll return them.
- - No, they fit. I'm just breaking them in.
- 87
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- It's so she doesn't walk like that
- at the wedding, Mr. Lustig.
- 88
- 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,670
- - Okay, okay. What's my favorite candy bar?
- - The Whatchamacallit.
- 89
- 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,408
- - Who's my favorite first daughter?
- - Me.
- 90
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- - I love you.
- - Love you. Bye.
- 91
- 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,120
- - I love you.
- - Thank you, Mr. Lustig.
- 92
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- Here they come.
- 93
- 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,767
- Seymour!
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- - You got him from here?
- - Oh, you're not his nurse?
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- 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,732
- Sir, I work for the airline.
- I'm not a nurse.
- 96
- 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,484
- What? No, I was saying
- because of the wheelchair...
- 97
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- This is an airport wheelchair.
- And I'm actually gonna need it back.
- 98
- 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,156
- Someone needs it more, sir.
- 99
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- Oh! Someone needs it more than this guy?
- Okay. Okay.
- 100
- 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,878
- How was your trip, pal?
- 101
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- Oh. Oh!
- 102
- 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:43,258
- Sorry.
- 103
- 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,678
- What?
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- - No legs?
- - Yeah. Why?
- 105
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- I thought he still had one.
- You didn't tell me.
- 106
- 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,605
- Well, maybe you never asked.
- That's diabetes. Works fast.
- 107
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- - Terrible.
- - Yeah.
- 108
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- Okay, anything else? I'm at work.
- 109
- 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,611
- Okay. Why is he alone?
- 110
- 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,780
- What, you think I got time
- to come in early?
- 111
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- World doesn't stop, bud.
- I'm running a pharmacy here.
- 112
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- Uh, look, just call me later
- and I'll give you all the instructions.
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- Instructions? What instructions?
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- You know, changing, his upkeep,
- all that stuff.
- 115
- 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,834
- - So, he doesn't have a nurse?
- - Oh, calm down!
- 116
- 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,462
- The doc says he can go 48 hours
- without another cleaning
- 117
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- - if you don't have time.
- - What's a "cleaning"?
- 118
- 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,424
- - We'll talk. I got a customer.
- - Wait!
- 119
- 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,135
- So, he's gonna stay
- at the hotel all alone?
- 120
- 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,055
- You're putting him in a hotel? He's 87!
- 121
- 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:32,600
- It's just, there's so much going on
- at the house already...
- 122
- 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,102
- The man is 87!
- 123
- 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,145
- Okay, I'm taking him home!
- 124
- 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:44,695
- Oh, so, how's the painting going, Seymour?
- You still doing the ceramics?
- 125
- 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:45,779
- No.
- 126
- 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:07,510
- Just tell Sarah to help you.
- Move my desk and fold out the sofa.
- 127
- 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:10,388
- You were gonna put him
- in a hotel? With no legs?
- 128
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- I didn't know about the no legs!
- 129
- 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,976
- It's fine. It's one person.
- 130
- 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:18,604
- Yes. Um, just... I'll be another hour.
- 131
- 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:21,816
- Tell everyone to meet at the house,
- not the hotel.
- 132
- 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:25,403
- Our condos get a lot of divorced
- dads who wanna be near their kids.
- 133
- 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,881
- They wanna at least feel like
- they're living in a nice place.
- 134
- 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,657
- Yeah. We can do that. Absolutely.
- 135
- 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:33,161
- Easy to accommodate.
- Not high-end, but very nice.
- 136
- 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,871
- Would you like to see some of our work?
- 137
- 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,498
- - Uh, well, Norman...
- - I'm Kenny. Norman's my boss.
- 138
- 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,958
- Right, sorry.
- 139
- 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:42,545
- There's a Quality Lodge in Mineola
- that we upgraded last year.
- 140
- 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:46,632
- Took it to a Two Diamond from Triple A.
- This is almost unheard of.
- 141
- 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:49,302
- Uh, my daughter's
- getting married there Saturday.
- 142
- 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:52,430
- Really? You're having a wedding
- at a Quality Lodge?
- 143
- 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,098
- It's a Two Diamond.
- 144
- 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,729
- I only have a half an hour, but let me
- get my car and we'll go for a drive...
- 145
- 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:00,855
- Let me drive you.
- 146
- 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:04,025
- We're a smaller company,
- which is a positive.
- 147
- 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,735
- I get to be hands-on this way.
- 148
- 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,905
- I'll be there through the completion
- of the entire project.
- 149
- 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,245
- - Hey! You're up!
- - Where'd you go?
- 150
- 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,999
- This is my uncle, Seymour.
- He just flew in from Florida.
- 151
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,960
- You were asleep, buddy.
- I didn't wanna wake you.
- 152
- 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,547
- He was asleep.
- 153
- 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,509
- The rec center over there,
- they went with us.
- 154
- 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,594
- Did the piping in the locker room.
- 155
- 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,555
- And updated the alarm system
- in that building.
- 156
- 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,390
- I gotta go.
- 157
- 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,309
- We're almost home, Seymour.
- 158
- 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:40,019
- - Bathroom.
- - Oh.
- 159
- 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:45,274
- We're almost done, okay?
- Don't you have your pull-ups on?
- 160
- 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,818
- That's for piss, this is a shitting.
- 161
- 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,990
- Just about where we have to be.
- Can you hold it in for four minutes?
- 162
- 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,492
- I can't.
- 163
- 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,203
- It's three minutes now.
- 164
- 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,622
- I can give you two.
- 165
- 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,585
- What happened? What happened?
- 166
- 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,546
- Oh, now it folds.
- 167
- 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,297
- Are you kidding me?
- 168
- 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,676
- I've never used
- one of these before.
- 169
- 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,010
- What's taking so long?
- 170
- 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,387
- Seymour...
- 171
- 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,349
- Let's get... Let's get... Let's go.
- 172
- 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,643
- This is actually a good thing,
- 173
- 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,521
- because they have Dyson AirBlade
- hand dryers,
- 174
- 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:24,730
- which I can show you.
- 175
- 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:28,192
- - It'd be good for your lobby bathrooms.
- - Uh-huh.
- 176
- 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,194
- There's no, uh, handicapped room?
- 177
- 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,698
- No, I did not say that.
- Well, put him on the phone, then.
- 178
- 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,493
- Isaac, did you tell your mom
- I said not to shower?
- 179
- 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:41,789
- I did not... Because your mother says
- your fingernails are filthy!
- 180
- 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,376
- They're both 23 years old.
- Feels young to me.
- 181
- 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:50,089
- But they're in love, I guess.
- So, who knows what's right.
- 182
- 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:59,223
- Nobody told me about the no legs at all.
- 183
- 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,855
- - Oh, somebody's in there.
- - Don't see anybody.
- 184
- 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,356
- Okay, I'm done.
- 185
- 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,196
- I'm ready!
- 186
- 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,338
- Need those baby wipes.
- 187
- 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,717
- They both picked Tufts
- so they could live together.
- 188
- 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,844
- She's in dental, he's in med.
- 189
- 00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:41,682
- Okay. Good for him. I thought
- he was just gonna be a dentist, too.
- 190
- 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,769
- There's a lot of great dentists
- out there, Iris.
- 191
- 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:48,481
- Not all of them fondle people
- when they're under the gas.
- 192
- 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:49,690
- All right, Ma.
- 193
- 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,376
- You guys, wait till you see Sarah's dress.
- 194
- 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,527
- I've seen her in it. It's so beyond,
- 195
- 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,446
- tasteful, not whore-y at all.
- 196
- 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:57,823
- I still wish you would've worn mine.
- 197
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,408
- I'm sorry, Grandma, I know. I just...
- 198
- 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,993
- She's wearing her own dress!
- 199
- 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,829
- You guys, I said I saw it.
- 200
- 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,791
- And look at Isaac! Oh, my God.
- 201
- 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,002
- I just wanna squeeze this head
- till it explodes!
- 202
- 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:14,090
- Oh, I could just pull his face off
- and put it on my night table,
- 203
- 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,425
- so I could see it before I go to bed!
- 204
- 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,678
- You should've seen this one in the play.
- He was phenomenal.
- 205
- 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,490
- Oh, he was the only one you looked at
- up there.
- 206
- 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,432
- Wait a minute. This is amazing.
- 207
- 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,060
- He was in a Broadway play?
- 208
- 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,020
- No. In camp.
- 209
- 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,231
- Oh, was it Juilliard camp?
- 210
- 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,399
- No.
- 211
- 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,943
- Was it a camp for theatrical children?
- 212
- 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:35,861
- No.
- 213
- 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,447
- It wasn't a special ed camp?
- 214
- 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,158
- No. It wasn't.
- 215
- 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,743
- Oh, thank God.
- 216
- 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:45,663
- Hey, hey! Here he is! The man himself.
- 217
- 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,499
- What are you doing?
- 218
- 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:52,128
- If anyone can figure out how to open up
- the wheelchair out front, please!
- 219
- 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,713
- - Put my brother down!
- - I will, Iris.
- 220
- 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,090
- Can somebody get a chair?
- 221
- 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,009
- This is my little girl,
- the one who's getting married.
- 222
- 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,429
- Hi, Uncle Seymour.
- Thank you so much for coming in.
- 223
- 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,764
- And little Rose.
- 224
- 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,266
- I thought he had one leg.
- 225
- 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,184
- No, he has less.
- 226
- 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,229
- Okay, give him a kiss, sweetie. That's it.
- 227
- 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,398
- Isaac, give your uncle a kiss.
- 228
- 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,524
- I-I, I did.
- 229
- 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,861
- Okay, then let's sit down here.
- 230
- 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:21,699
- Here you go, Seymour. That's it.
- That's it, we're in there.
- 231
- 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:26,871
- Seymour, Seymour, it's Roberta.
- How are you?
- 232
- 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,248
- I'm okay now. Finally.
- 233
- 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,959
- He put me in a car
- with no air conditioning.
- 234
- 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:35,629
- Treated me like a dog.
- 235
- 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,590
- Isaac likes Jeremy Lin?
- 236
- 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,260
- And he's aware that Jeremy Lin
- no longer plays for the New York Knicks?
- 237
- 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,054
- It's a very nice shirt, $7 at Modell's.
- 238
- 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,557
- - We're so late.
- - Right.
- 239
- 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,768
- - I'm so sorry. Hi.
- - Never too late. How are ya?
- 240
- 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,521
- Had to come see the man of the hour!
- 241
- 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,567
- Eighty-seven years old!
- 242
- 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,821
- - Mr. Lustig?
- - That's right.
- 243
- 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,366
- Why did we invite them, again?
- 244
- 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,410
- They're our neighbors. We had to.
- 245
- 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,787
- He just gets so weird with me.
- 246
- 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,475
- You've known them all your life.
- There's pictures of you as babies!
- 247
- 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,626
- - He still has them up in his room.
- - Yeah.
- 248
- 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,003
- We are late because
- Jared had a singing lesson.
- 249
- 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:16,921
- Oh, Jared.
- 250
- 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,899
- So, maybe you could do something
- at the wedding?
- 251
- 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,051
- What was the one you sang at her Sweet 16?
- 252
- 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,386
- That was a Ray LaMontagne.
- 253
- 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,263
- But that was kind of our song.
- 254
- 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,683
- - Aw!
- - Well, that's ancient history.
- 255
- 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:34,146
- Perfect. So maybe you could do
- one of his songs with the band.
- 256
- 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,689
- It's not a band, it's a DJ.
- 257
- 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,358
- Sarah's cousin Jeddy.
- 258
- 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,277
- He's supposed to be incredible.
- Kid's a whiz.
- 259
- 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,654
- He's 12 years old.
- 260
- 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,241
- Oh, and the father-daughter song.
- We gotta pick one, kiddo.
- 261
- 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,452
- Think about Billy Joel.
- I used to sing it to you as a kid, huh?
- 262
- 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,371
- - Okay.
- - All right. See you in a little bit.
- 263
- 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:54,875
- Kenny. Kenny. I was telling Seymour
- that the other father's rich.
- 264
- 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,837
- He's a surgeon.
- Why didn't you let him pay for the band?
- 265
- 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,965
- We're fine, Iris. The kid's a whiz.
- 266
- 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,892
- I just gotta make sure
- the groom's dad is happy.
- 267
- 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,769
- He's very, very...
- 268
- 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,232
- - This is the Executive Suite?
- - Yes, yes.
- 269
- 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,527
- Do you have any bigger ones?
- 270
- 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,864
- No, no. This Executive Suite.
- 271
- 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,157
- I know. I...
- 272
- 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,203
- Maybe wondering if we can do something
- to jazz it up.
- 273
- 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,372
- If you got anything leather.
- 274
- 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,627
- Old, uh, ottoman from old room.
- 275
- 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,087
- We keep one in basement.
- 276
- 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,422
- Okay. Good.
- 277
- 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:47,219
- What else? Maybe something...
- More gadgets or more high-techy stuff or...
- 278
- 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,303
- I will look.
- 279
- 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,389
- There is toaster.
- 280
- 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,724
- Okay. You'll look.
- 281
- 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:55,394
- Oh! I got an old chandelier in my attic.
- 282
- 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:58,480
- You can install it
- or I can get you one of my guys.
- 283
- 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,732
- We can do.
- 284
- 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,984
- You're the best, Hanan. Now we're cookin'.
- 285
- 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,320
- Let's keep thinking, come up with more.
- 286
- 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,281
- And we are not ever gonna tell anybody
- 287
- 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,159
- that this stuff
- wasn't already in the room, right?
- 288
- 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,244
- Yes. Okay.
- 289
- 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,455
- Hey, how about this?
- 290
- 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,040
- How about we put a sign on,
- 291
- 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,460
- like, "Governor's Suite" or
- "Thomas Jefferson Suite"?
- 292
- 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,046
- Can you do that quick?
- Can you get that up by Wednesday?
- 293
- 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,547
- Yes. Yes.
- 294
- 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,466
- Yeah. All right. All right.
- 295
- 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,365
- You don't have to write "Doctor"
- on that card.
- 296
- 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,434
- He's just a chiropractor,
- so make it "Mister," okay?
- 297
- 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:36,393
- - Okay.
- - Hey.
- 298
- 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,938
- Oh, hey. How was the hotel?
- 299
- 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,191
- Perfect. It's all set. What has happened?
- Why you guys up?
- 300
- 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,711
- We couldn't finish the name tags
- 'cause everyone stayed so late.
- 301
- 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,112
- Yeah, so now we're gonna have to
- rush the calligraphy.
- 302
- 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,956
- Sarah, you should've eloped
- like Mom and Dad.
- 303
- 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,866
- - Nice.
- - What's an "elope"?
- 304
- 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,161
- It's when you sneak off
- and get married in secret.
- 305
- 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,538
- Yeah, we lived with our parents
- for four months.
- 306
- 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,832
- We were too afraid to tell them.
- 307
- 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,292
- You lied to your parents?
- 308
- 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,771
- - No, no, it just never came up.
- - It was a different time.
- 309
- 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,381
- I think it's romantic
- that Dad couldn't wait to marry Mom.
- 310
- 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,342
- I was lucky.
- Hey, come on. We gotta go to sleep.
- 311
- 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,903
- - Did you brush your teeth?
- - Yeah, I did.
- 312
- 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,762
- Let me smell.
- 313
- 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,180
- He's not lying. He did it.
- 314
- 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,266
- For the first time, he told the truth,
- but let's go to sleep, guys.
- 315
- 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,994
- I just don't want you
- to be cranky tomorrow.
- 316
- 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:21,313
- I'm begging you. Seymour's...
- I don't want you to wake Seymour.
- 317
- 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,607
- He seems pretty knocked out to me.
- 318
- 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,068
- No, but we gotta be considerate.
- Come on. Please?
- 319
- 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,511
- No, listen. I don't need to sleep.
- 320
- 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,822
- I'm gonna stretch Sarah's shoes, okay?
- I'll be fine.
- 321
- 00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,156
- You're crazy.
- 322
- 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,577
- Pinky Toe. Come here, come here.
- Come here, come here. All right.
- 323
- 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,247
- God damn!
- 324
- 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,040
- - What are you doing?
- - Oh, shit.
- 325
- 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:44,336
- - What was that? Was that his head?
- - Just go to sleep. Come on. Don't laugh.
- 326
- 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,473
- Daddy?
- 327
- 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,394
- What? What're you doing up?
- 328
- 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,396
- I'm just worried about the wedding.
- 329
- 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,482
- Hey. I get it, hon.
- 330
- 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:09,028
- Your sister's too young,
- but this is what she wants to do.
- 331
- 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,237
- We gotta accept it.
- 332
- 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,408
- Oh, no. I was worried
- whether it's gonna be nice enough.
- 333
- 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,367
- What?
- 334
- 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,411
- Well, Sarah has really good taste.
- 335
- 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,622
- I mean, she's understated,
- but also sophisticated.
- 336
- 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,416
- - So I don't know if a DJ...
- - Okay. Okay.
- 337
- 00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,437
- - Look, she didn't say these things to me.
- - She knows it's important to you.
- 338
- 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:30,966
- Right, I'm aware about her taste, okay?
- I'm on it, the whole taste thing.
- 339
- 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,343
- Just... Why don't you go to sleep?
- You got school.
- 340
- 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,720
- School's over. It's summer.
- 341
- 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,681
- Well, just sleep now, okay?
- It's good for you.
- 342
- 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:43,187
- Oh, my God,
- the three-hour difference!
- 343
- 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,773
- That's a big brain fart for me.
- 344
- 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:51,528
- Oh, sorry! Senior moment and I'm only 48.
- Can you believe it?
- 345
- 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,655
- It's okay. Um...
- 346
- 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,325
- Maybe we could talk a bit later?
- 347
- 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,868
- Sure, sure.
- 348
- 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,455
- I just thought it'd be nice to chat
- before the wedding and all the craziness.
- 349
- 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,915
- Get to know each other a little.
- 350
- 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,292
- Okay, so let's talk...
- 351
- 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,002
- So, all I really know is
- 352
- 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,589
- you're very pretty
- and your husband wasn't around much.
- 353
- 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:11,882
- He played around a lot.
- 354
- 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,079
- - What?
- - Are you out of your mind?
- 355
- 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,097
- I am not a lip-reader.
- 356
- 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,433
- - Hang the phone up. Say goodbye.
- - Hello?
- 357
- 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,479
- I just wanted to ask how close
- she wanted her table to the father!
- 358
- 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,606
- You have to make small talk first!
- 359
- 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,608
- At 4:00 in the morning!
- 360
- 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,984
- I didn't know!
- 361
- 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,070
- You didn't, then you did!
- 362
- 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,240
- What? I was about to get off
- before you butted in!
- 363
- 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,951
- You know something?
- I can't die first!
- 364
- 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,744
- I know it's wrong to say,
- 365
- 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:44,623
- but I couldn't handle you
- ever making decisions all by yourself!
- 366
- 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,501
- It wouldn't be fair to you or the kids!
- 367
- 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,046
- Sweetheart, you need to
- gain weight. You're too skinny.
- 368
- 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,464
- There you go, darling.
- 369
- 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,300
- Okay, all right. Looking good. Open.
- 370
- 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,469
- - Oh, yeah.
- - Such service!
- 371
- 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,014
- Anybody figure out that chair?
- The button situation?
- 372
- 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,308
- Good morning, Seymour.
- 373
- 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,310
- Seymour, you're here. You're good.
- Go ahead.
- 374
- 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,313
- Eggs, Ma, eggs.
- Hey, all right. Love you, pal. Love you.
- 375
- 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,898
- - Dad?
- - Yeah, what?
- 376
- 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,277
- Is Mom gonna die soon
- like you were yelling about?
- 377
- 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,695
- What's that, buddy?
- 378
- 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,572
- You were deciding who to die first?
- 379
- 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,449
- Oh, no, no, no.
- 380
- 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,536
- That's not gonna happen
- for a very long time, pal.
- 381
- 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,830
- I was just saying that,
- when it does happen,
- 382
- 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,250
- I think it would be best
- that it's your mom, for everyone's sake.
- 383
- 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,420
- Okay, guys.
- I'm sorry to break up all the fun.
- 384
- 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,964
- I have to stop by work.
- That's what the boxes are for.
- 385
- 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,633
- Seymour, Seymour,
- you need to go to the bathroom?
- 386
- 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,594
- Kenny's leaving,
- so now is the time.
- 387
- 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,012
- Not now.
- 388
- 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,097
- - Why don't you just try?
- - No.
- 389
- 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,016
- You sure
- you don't have to make?
- 390
- 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,994
- I thought Norman gave you
- the rest of the week off?
- 391
- 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,604
- Oh, he did. I just...
- I'm gonna go by for a minute,
- 392
- 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,124
- and then I'm gonna pick your brother's
- family up at the airport.
- 393
- 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,151
- Okay, well, if you take the minivan,
- don't adjust the seat setting.
- 394
- 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,196
- - Don't adjust it?
- - No, I got it set perfect. Please!
- 395
- 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,624
- Oh! Hey, hey, big man.
- What's in the boxes?
- 396
- 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,459
- Oh, these? These are for him.
- 397
- 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,628
- Hi. Okay, okay.
- 398
- 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,296
- How're we doing? How're we doing?
- 399
- 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:18,091
- Everybody, everybody,
- this is my almost dad-in-law, Kenny.
- 400
- 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,468
- Look at this.
- 401
- 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,304
- I am so happy you made it.
- Congratulations.
- 402
- 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,349
- You got quite a cousin here
- or whatever he is to you.
- 403
- 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,934
- Nice to meet you.
- 404
- 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,436
- I hope everybody likes the hotel.
- It's a Two Diamond.
- 405
- 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:34,775
- So, yeah, my company worked on it
- and it's fantastic.
- 406
- 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,628
- If you have any problems,
- you make sure and call me.
- 407
- 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,154
- I left an emergency contact number
- in every room.
- 408
- 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,407
- Hey, no problem.
- Psyched to be in New York City.
- 409
- 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,535
- Capital of the world, y'all!
- 410
- 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,162
- Actually, we're in Long Island,
- 411
- 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,123
- which is an hour and 20 from the city.
- Three hours with traffic.
- 412
- 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:54,336
- Probably not gonna have time for that,
- but next time you come, for sure.
- 413
- 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,296
- - Yeah.
- - Your father, is he here?
- 414
- 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,799
- No, he's actually coming in tomorrow.
- 415
- 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,342
- You know, work, work, work, right?
- 416
- 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,195
- All right.
- Looking forward to meeting the man.
- 417
- 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:08,016
- Uh, room service is open till ten o'clock.
- So enjoy that, guys. Great to meet you!
- 418
- 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,104
- I played Linus and Sarah was Lucy.
- That was tenth grade.
- 419
- 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,023
- I remember that show. You were very good.
- Wasn't he, Sarah?
- 420
- 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,652
- They would rehearse right in her bedroom,
- for hours on end!
- 421
- 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,362
- Is that all you did?
- 422
- 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:25,826
- Stop it, Iris. Please.
- It's ancient history, just like he said.
- 423
- 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,327
- Oh, yeah, definitely.
- 424
- 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,580
- Jesus Christ, he is so pathetic.
- I can't stand him.
- 425
- 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,500
- He just won't leave.
- His parents aren't even here now.
- 426
- 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,003
- Do you want me to bang him?
- 'Cause I would totally bang him
- 427
- 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,255
- if it would help just get him away
- for a while.
- 428
- 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:39,673
- It's okay.
- 429
- 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:40,882
- Think about it.
- 430
- 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,236
- Okay, so we have to decide what song
- you're gonna come out to, okay?
- 431
- 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,261
- I know.
- 432
- 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,722
- It's like, we gotta do choreography,
- we have to...
- 433
- 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,765
- Oh, my God!
- 434
- 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,812
- Um, my number four premolar
- is a little sensitive to cold.
- 435
- 00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:56,565
- - Can you help me?
- - I'm so happy you're here.
- 436
- 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,443
- Of course. Are you calm?
- Have you been reading Bad Feminist?
- 437
- 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,321
- Yes, thank you, and I feel like
- a better bad feminist for it.
- 438
- 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,698
- Hi, I'm Robin.
- 439
- 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,075
- - Oh, hi.
- - My BFF.
- 440
- 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,036
- This is Emily and Danielle from school.
- 441
- 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,788
- - Hi, we've heard so much about you.
- - Yes. So many stories.
- 442
- 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,750
- It's so nice to meet you two.
- It's good you're here.
- 443
- 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,561
- This one could really use
- some love right now.
- 444
- 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,128
- Oh, no.
- 445
- 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,714
- It's nothing,
- especially with you guys here early.
- 446
- 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,720
- - You are so tall in those shoes.
- - Aw.
- 447
- 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:30,515
- Guys, I've seen her in her dress already.
- She is gorgeous
- 448
- 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,893
- and she was just
- so worried to me about it.
- 449
- 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,186
- Aw, I can't wait to see it.
- 450
- 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,105
- Oh, so we were talking
- about the reception
- 451
- 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,511
- and what song we should come out to
- when we're introduced.
- 452
- 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,069
- Oh, like one of those corny YouTube thing?
- 453
- 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,529
- - It'll be fun.
- - Right?
- 454
- 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:50,243
- Um, so, our friend Kelly suggested
- "Party Rock," LMFAO.
- 455
- 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,622
- - Oh, that's lively.
- - But I suggested Journey.
- 456
- 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,624
- You know, "Don't Stop Believin'"?
- 457
- 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,168
- My God, that is perfect.
- 458
- 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,920
- See?
- 459
- 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,798
- It's so obvious and so amazingly overdone.
- 460
- 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,383
- Yeah, that would be hilarious.
- 461
- 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,928
- That's a good one, Robin.
- 462
- 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:10,031
- Showing us that he can play center field.
- 463
- 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:10,889
- He's showing that.
- 464
- 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:12,950
- I think he's doing
- a pretty good job there.
- 465
- 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:13,993
- He's okay out there.
- 466
- 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,895
- And obviously, I mean,
- he's starting to hit again.
- 467
- 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,984
- Mmm. I can't believe
- she's getting married.
- 468
- 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,379
- I remember when you used to drive her
- around on her paper route
- 469
- 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,572
- 'cause she was afraid to ride her bike
- in the street.
- 470
- 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:28,657
- Yeah.
- 471
- 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:32,327
- Jeddy is so excited to DJ the wedding.
- Aren't you, Jeddy?
- 472
- 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,205
- I hear you're quite the DJ, young man.
- 473
- 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,291
- They said he had to do it.
- So you could save money.
- 474
- 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:40,335
- Come on, Noah. No, he doesn't mean that.
- 475
- 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:41,795
- Yes, he does.
- 476
- 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,840
- Oh, listen. You don't have to do it
- if you don't want to.
- 477
- 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,550
- He wants to do it.
- 478
- 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,261
- I don't! Not at some stupid wedding!
- 479
- 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,471
- Noah! You see what you did?
- 480
- 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,182
- Thanks for having Noah.
- 481
- 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,726
- It's so nice
- they let him out of rehab for the week.
- 482
- 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,354
- Oh, yeah. Gotta have Noah. Love the boy.
- 483
- 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:03,525
- Yeah. They said he can stay at your house
- with special instructions.
- 484
- 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,488
- Wait, you're staying with us?
- I mean, 'cause that's phenomenal.
- 485
- 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,865
- I told you that.
- 486
- 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,367
- I know you did. I know you did.
- 487
- 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:16,246
- I'm gonna call home, make sure
- that everything is perfect for you.
- 488
- 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,790
- How're we supposed to have them here?
- Please, fill me in.
- 489
- 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,711
- Yeah, so they'll stay
- in Isaac's room. Right?
- 490
- 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:26,214
- And Isaac will move to Rose's room.
- That's great.
- 491
- 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:31,595
- Yeah, but Noah? How did this happen?
- Did Jay tell you and you forgot about it?
- 492
- 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:35,724
- Yes, yes. It's gonna be great.
- 493
- 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,851
- I gotta go.
- 494
- 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,107
- Right. Of course. Yeah, sure, sure.
- 495
- 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:49,571
- Ah, not as excited as these guys are, huh?
- 496
- 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:53,200
- Yeah, no, we'll be home soon.
- The traffic's not so bad.
- 497
- 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,701
- I love...
- 498
- 00:24:56,494 --> 00:25:01,625
- What is the, uh... What's happening?
- The... Is she still...
- 499
- 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,586
- That's weird. Let me...
- 500
- 00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,964
- Ah, honey? Are you still there?
- 501
- 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,342
- Uh, yeah. Hello?
- 502
- 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,551
- Who's this?
- 503
- 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:14,012
- This is Marvin.
- I'm a cousin of the groom.
- 504
- 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,640
- You said to call
- if there was any problems.
- 505
- 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:22,437
- Yeah, it's pretty much since we got here.
- Now it's worse.
- 506
- 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,105
- We get it fixed very soon.
- 507
- 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,024
- Oh, why not now, pal?
- 508
- 00:25:26,107 --> 00:25:31,613
- There is some work being done
- in Executive Suite directly above.
- 509
- 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,448
- - That's my dad's room?
- - Yes.
- 510
- 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:38,495
- It's possibly possible
- this work may have caused the leak.
- 511
- 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,539
- The cutting into the ceiling.
- 512
- 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,792
- Yeah, well, I'm not aware of this work.
- 513
- 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,504
- But maybe if you guys used
- the inch-and-a-half copper pipes,
- 514
- 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:50,799
- like we suggested four years ago,
- we wouldn't be in this jam right now.
- 515
- 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,926
- Can't we just get another room
- in the meantime?
- 516
- 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:57,472
- Why the giggling?
- Is the rest of the place booked?
- 517
- 00:25:57,555 --> 00:26:00,100
- Well, I know there's
- a Ronnie the Limo Driver book signing
- 518
- 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,245
- tomorrow night in the lobby,
- so the place is buzzing.
- 519
- 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,979
- That's interesting.
- 520
- 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:09,025
- So, uh... I can apologize to you for this.
- I really am truly embarrassed.
- 521
- 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:13,697
- But maybe I can call some other hotels,
- check on their availability.
- 522
- 00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:18,493
- Or if we need to, you guys could crash
- at our house until it's fixed.
- 523
- 00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:19,577
- That'll work.
- 524
- 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:25,583
- Okay. So, we'll do that.
- Hey, don't forget your gift bags.
- 525
- 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,422
- My wife and kids
- put them together for you.
- 526
- 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:34,884
- Snapple.
- 527
- 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,513
- All local foods.
- Snapple's based on Long Island.
- 528
- 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:42,142
- That's from the King Kullen Supermarkets,
- also Long Island.
- 529
- 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,353
- Cool. Thanks.
- 530
- 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,401
- This is so nice, right? This is great.
- 531
- 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:54,404
- Everybody all cozy together in one place.
- I love it.
- 532
- 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,990
- Yeah, and with Noah.
- 533
- 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:58,575
- Oh, yeah.
- 534
- 00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:00,493
- I think this is gonna be good for him.
- 535
- 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:03,038
- We just have to follow
- the center's instructions.
- 536
- 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:06,207
- Oh, sure. What can we do for you?
- 537
- 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,877
- So, obviously, no one should drink
- in front of him.
- 538
- 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,047
- Oh, okay. Sure, we can make that work.
- 539
- 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:15,675
- Another guest with special requirements,
- that's fine.
- 540
- 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,886
- No knives near him.
- 541
- 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,180
- Oh, even in the kitchen?
- 542
- 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,433
- Well, I think they mean hide them.
- Not anywhere he can get to them.
- 543
- 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:25,352
- - Okay.
- - No cords.
- 544
- 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:29,230
- Jay? What else? We're talking about Noah.
- 545
- 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,234
- - Did you mention the medicine cabinet?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 546
- 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:37,489
- You should remove any medication,
- pills of any kind from your cabinets.
- 547
- 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:40,742
- - And triggers.
- - Yes, triggers. No music.
- 548
- 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,827
- No music at all?
- 549
- 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:45,288
- I only ask 'cause we're having a wedding.
- 550
- 00:27:45,955 --> 00:27:49,042
- Not sure. You know what?
- I have the list of triggers on my iPad.
- 551
- 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,585
- Do you have a printer?
- 552
- 00:27:57,008 --> 00:28:00,095
- Oh! Kenny, Kenny, Kenny,
- let my cousin help you out with that.
- 553
- 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,389
- - He's the one sleeping on it.
- - She's feeding me.
- 554
- 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,015
- No, it's fine. We're having fun.
- 555
- 00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,601
- - You gotta put it in the hole, honey.
- - I'm trying, Dad.
- 556
- 00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:09,479
- I know you're trying. You're doing great,
- but it's better if it's in.
- 557
- 00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:11,231
- Hey Tyler, wanna have a catch?
- 558
- 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:14,859
- Hey, sorry, little man. I gotta run.
- But I'll be back later on tonight. Okay?
- 559
- 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,986
- - You gotta leave already?
- - Yeah, I gotta take off.
- 560
- 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:21,533
- - She doesn't want him to leave.
- - Of course she doesn't. She loves him.
- 561
- 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:23,993
- Yeah, you know I gotta go study.
- 562
- 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,745
- - He has to study.
- - Yeah.
- 563
- 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,041
- - When are you coming back?
- - She wants to know when he's coming back.
- 564
- 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,754
- Now they want privacy.
- 565
- 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,966
- Hi. I'm Sarah, by the way.
- 566
- 00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,468
- Sarah. Right. Nice to meet you.
- 567
- 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,221
- I'm the groom.
- Which side of the family are you on?
- 568
- 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,974
- - I've lost track.
- - Me, too. Me, too. Yeah.
- 569
- 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:48,285
- Do you wanna go somewhere else,
- like, a little bit quieter?
- 570
- 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:51,205
- I don't know, like Mardi Gras
- or a Justin Bieber concert or something?
- 571
- 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:55,775
- Guess what? My dad's concerned about
- the open bar. Said the deal's a rip-off.
- 572
- 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,545
- Yeah, it's all good.
- It's whatever he wants.
- 573
- 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:59,946
- At this point,
- I just wanna look good in the pictures.
- 574
- 00:29:00,029 --> 00:29:02,115
- Oh! I didn't see anything!
- 575
- 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,826
- There's nothing to see, brother.
- Thanks. Good luck.
- 576
- 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,619
- It must be that new love shit, huh?
- 577
- 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,955
- - What?
- - Okay, time to go.
- 578
- 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,375
- Okay. Happy studying. Love you.
- 579
- 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,128
- She loves him. Like I said before.
- 580
- 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:17,714
- Course she does! That's her guy.
- 581
- 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,216
- Pinky Toe!
- 582
- 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,554
- - Oh! Oh! Okay.
- - Sorry, man.
- 583
- 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,139
- Should we keep her outside?
- 584
- 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:30,101
- Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.
- We'll find a way to separate them.
- 585
- 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:38,401
- Yeah, I'm calling to get your flight
- information so I can, uh, pick you up.
- 586
- 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:39,485
- When are you coming?
- 587
- 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:42,155
- Hey, look, man.
- I had to get on an earlier flight.
- 588
- 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:45,283
- They were forecasting
- bad weather out in LA.
- 589
- 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,451
- So you're here?
- 590
- 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,369
- Because we can get you the room.
- 591
- 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,914
- Sorry, I can't hear shit.
- 592
- 00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:53,124
- You got an animal shelter
- going on, or what?
- 593
- 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,960
- Let me find a quiet place. Hang on.
- 594
- 00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:02,967
- I said we could get you the room tonight,
- or you could stay with us.
- 595
- 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,512
- No, no, I didn't wanna put you guys out.
- 596
- 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:06,763
- I feel bad.
- 597
- 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:10,016
- I shouldn't have called so late.
- Did I wake you up?
- 598
- 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:14,062
- No, no, no, I'm up reading surgery books.
- 599
- 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:16,689
- So you're in the city.
- What hotel are you at?
- 600
- 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,316
- The Mandarin.
- 601
- 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:22,821
- Ooh! Well, you are going to love the room
- we got you here.
- 602
- 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:25,156
- It is spectacular.
- 603
- 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:29,077
- I'll pick you up
- in the morning.
- 604
- 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,079
- I can get a car service, man.
- 605
- 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,791
- No. Absolutely not.
- I will see you at ten o' clock.
- 606
- 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,001
- I'm sorry, just one more second.
- 607
- 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:41,047
- Hi! I heard you're just
- reading a book.
- 608
- 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,067
- I hope it's okay if I ask you
- one more little question.
- 609
- 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,652
- We were told to clear out
- our medicine cabinet...
- 610
- 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,844
- Oh, shit.
- 611
- 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,971
- ...for a house guest
- who just got out of rehab,
- 612
- 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:51,391
- and what I'm wondering is,
- does that include anti-frizz shampoo?
- 613
- 00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,434
- Because I saw there's alcohol
- on the label.
- 614
- 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:54,758
- I don't wanna take any chances.
- 615
- 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,605
- But it's a brand-new bottle, right?
- I mean, it smells pretty good.
- 616
- 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,566
- I don't want anyone drinking it over ice.
- 617
- 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:03,486
- Oh, my God,
- it smells good in here.
- 618
- 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,781
- All right, I'm off.
- I'm off to pick up the big man.
- 619
- 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,325
- - He's not a big man.
- - Okay.
- 620
- 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,536
- Why don't you let him get a car service?
- 621
- 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:14,414
- - He's the one with the money.
- - Okay, Iris.
- 622
- 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:20,628
- Oh! Hey, guys. What's doing? Come on in.
- 623
- 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:23,965
- - What's that?
- - Oh, breakfast is cooking.
- 624
- 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:28,094
- I'm sorry, I didn't get
- everybody's name yesterday. You're...
- 625
- 00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:29,929
- - Leonard.
- - Leonard. That's right.
- 626
- 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:31,306
- - Jermaine.
- - Jermaine is it.
- 627
- 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,557
- That's it. There you go.
- 628
- 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,352
- Yeah. We got the killer eggs going,
- and pancakes and, uh...
- 629
- 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,897
- I was on my way to pick up Dr. C, but...
- 630
- 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:43,401
- Hey, uh, guys, look who's here.
- It's Leonard and Jermaine.
- 631
- 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:46,154
- I found them outside.
- This is my brother, Mark.
- 632
- 00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:49,908
- And this is Rose, my daughter,
- and Iris and my wife, Debbie.
- 633
- 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,367
- Bringing it with the home fries.
- 634
- 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:53,912
- What do you like, pancakes, eggs?
- 635
- 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,663
- Uh, sure.
- 636
- 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,349
- - Okay. Okay, let's go.
- - Well, there's your answer.
- 637
- 00:31:57,373 --> 00:32:00,043
- All right. And this is Noah,
- over there in the corner.
- 638
- 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:02,378
- That's fake crystal, by the way, Noah.
- 639
- 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,589
- And where's Sarah?
- Where is the bride?
- 640
- 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,216
- She is sleeping, I'm guessing,
- or stretching her shoes.
- 641
- 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,969
- Hey, Marvin, Ethridge, look who's here.
- 642
- 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:12,096
- Hey.
- 643
- 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,766
- "Hey"? That's all they get?
- For Leonard and Jermaine?
- 644
- 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,209
- You can't give them a little more?
- 645
- 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:20,229
- Um, how you doing? Nice to meet you.
- 646
- 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:23,274
- "Nice to..."
- These are your family, right?
- 647
- 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,109
- - I don't know them.
- - Me, neither.
- 648
- 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,319
- Not my family.
- 649
- 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:29,572
- Okay.
- 650
- 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:34,535
- - We were just walking by...
- - Yeah. I get it.
- 651
- 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,498
- Go ahead and, uh...
- enjoy the breakfast anyways.
- 652
- 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,459
- My mistake.
- 653
- 00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:47,840
- Oh, good morning.
- You sleep okay in Rose's room?
- 654
- 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:49,842
- Yeah. It was great.
- 655
- 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,761
- I like those glasses, Iris.
- 656
- 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:56,975
- Mark gave me a free eye exam at his store,
- and then he got me these glasses cheap.
- 657
- 00:32:57,058 --> 00:33:00,520
- Well, you got the wholesale price.
- You paid what I would pay.
- 658
- 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:03,064
- Well, that sounds like a nice deal.
- I'm in.
- 659
- 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,440
- Family discount.
- 660
- 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,526
- Wow, that's so nice. Thank you, Mark.
- 661
- 00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,027
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- 662
- 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,738
- - You hear about Mark's deal?
- - That's the hookup.
- 663
- 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,615
- It's a bargain, you guys.
- 664
- 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,868
- Wait, I'm so bad with names.
- Which cousin are you again?
- 665
- 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:18,454
- - Uh, actually we're...
- - Just roll with it.
- 666
- 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,374
- - Cousin Leonard.
- - Cousin Jermaine.
- 667
- 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,501
- Welcome.
- 668
- 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:24,584
- Thank you.
- 669
- 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:34,012
- Columbus Circle.
- I'm going the right way, right?
- 670
- 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:35,805
- Keep it going. Yep.
- 671
- 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,640
- It's a Two Diamond.
- 672
- 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,601
- I mean, nothing against the place
- you were staying, but...
- 673
- 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,336
- ...runs, I mean,
- it's not like this team hasn't hit.
- 674
- 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,653
- Because they have hit.
- 675
- 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:54,490
- Housing market. Yuki Noguchi, NPR news.
- 676
- 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:56,367
- Hey. There he is!
- 677
- 00:33:56,451 --> 00:34:00,288
- I... I'd get out of the car,
- but that truck driver's honking at me.
- 678
- 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,831
- No problem.
- 679
- 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:03,308
- Sir, could you pop the trunk, please?
- 680
- 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:06,085
- Oh, uh, this is jammed. Uh...
- 681
- 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,771
- Do you want me to put 'em
- in the back seat?
- 682
- 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,298
- - No, take the key. Take the key, please.
- - Take the key. Okay.
- 683
- 00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,716
- Take the key. Just pop it.
- 684
- 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:14,886
- - Be one sec. He's gonna, he's...
- - Sir, there's no keyhole back here.
- 685
- 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,447
- Okay. Let me have the key back, then.
- 686
- 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,014
- Just put the stuff in the back seat.
- 687
- 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:19,537
- - Back seat, you got it.
- - Thank you.
- 688
- 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,438
- Got you a Starbucks. Worth it, right?
- 689
- 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:30,026
- Thanks, thanks,
- but I may need to stay sleepy.
- 690
- 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:34,363
- Oh. Okay. Stayed up all night
- with the surgery books?
- 691
- 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:38,534
- Yeah, and the electric blinds
- programmed wrong.
- 692
- 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:41,079
- Oh. Well, this car,
- 693
- 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,682
- ah, the seats recline all the way back
- if you just pull the handle.
- 694
- 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,249
- I can do it for you if you want.
- 695
- 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,751
- No, I'm... I'm good.
- 696
- 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,212
- Got seat heaters, too.
- 697
- 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:52,173
- Just press the button.
- But it's summertime, so...
- 698
- 00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:54,008
- Yeah, my seat... My seat's fine.
- 699
- 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:59,097
- Well, we should be there in 45 minutes
- to an hour, thirty, so...
- 700
- 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,517
- Think about reclining it.
- It's there for you if you want it.
- 701
- 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:08,439
- And also I would crank up the AC,
- you just gimme a nod.
- 702
- 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:14,153
- - That was a nod. Okay.
- - That was an AC nod.
- 703
- 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,572
- Oh, it was the AC nod.
- I thought you were nod...
- 704
- 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,467
- All right, let's see
- how the window goes for a bit,
- 705
- 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:20,118
- and then we'll get the AC going.
- 706
- 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,000
- How we doin' with the AC? You good still?
- You don't need it, right?
- 707
- 00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,504
- I'm just talking gas-wise,
- it's better off.
- 708
- 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:34,257
- I'm just saying, AC would be great.
- 709
- 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,843
- You say it and we... We'll turn it on.
- 710
- 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,887
- I said it.
- 711
- 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:43,057
- That's right. 100%.
- 712
- 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,811
- I'll just hit the switch
- and it's blasting.
- 713
- 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:51,232
- It's really hot in here.
- 714
- 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,650
- It's getting there, right?
- 715
- 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:54,902
- All right, go to sleep.
- 716
- 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:58,990
- It's hard to sleep
- 'cause of all the noise.
- 717
- 00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:01,200
- - Yeah. All right.
- - From outside.
- 718
- 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:05,037
- How's this? Let me turn it on for you.
- 719
- 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,831
- - Better?
- - Yeah.
- 720
- 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:08,791
- - Okay, let's turn it off.
- - Then...
- 721
- 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,379
- This is Dr. Cortice.
- 722
- 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:15,423
- Yes, all ready.
- 723
- 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,883
- Uh-huh. The suite?
- 724
- 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:22,138
- There he is! You almost gave me
- a heart attack. Mr. Last Minute, huh?
- 725
- 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:23,890
- What, you forgot?
- 726
- 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,576
- We're supposed to have a meeting
- about Saturday.
- 727
- 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,435
- This guy you married.
- 728
- 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,353
- I'm gonna bring this man up to his room.
- 729
- 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,771
- Hi, Dr. Cortice.
- 730
- 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,232
- Oh, stop with the "Doctor."
- Just call me Kirby.
- 731
- 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,526
- Look, just don't call him "Dad"
- or Kenny will plotz.
- 732
- 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,321
- - That's not true. That's not true.
- - You look gorgeous.
- 733
- 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,365
- I've seen her in the dress.
- You're gonna have a seizure.
- 734
- 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,552
- You know what?
- You guys do what you gotta do.
- 735
- 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,661
- I'm gonna hit the room.
- And I'll catch you later.
- 736
- 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,264
- Oh, no. I'm gonna bring you
- up to the room.
- 737
- 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,707
- Oh, come on, Pop. He's a big boy. Come on.
- 738
- 00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:51,070
- Hanan, you're gonna bring him...
- 739
- 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:53,395
- We gotta talk down the running order.
- And where's the magician?
- 740
- 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,420
- We have a magician?
- 741
- 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:57,381
- Yes, we do, honey.
- He's great. He goes table to table.
- 742
- 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,926
- He's gonna double as the emcee, too.
- He does it all.
- 743
- 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,595
- Kenny, did you ever ask Sarah
- if she's good with the magician?
- 744
- 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:04,680
- What? Now she doesn't like magicians?
- 745
- 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:08,059
- - Ah, here's Kent!
- - Apologies, folks. Is this the bride?
- 746
- 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,144
- - Yes.
- - Ah, pleasure.
- 747
- 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,564
- I'm gonna have a heart attack!
- 748
- 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,107
- You see what I mean, huh?
- 749
- 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,651
- Kent, take 'em through the night.
- 750
- 00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:19,362
- Cocktails. I'll be going around
- with the light stuff:
- 751
- 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,322
- cards, coins, foam balls.
- Keep it simple.
- 752
- 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:24,033
- Wait. Magic during the cocktails?
- 753
- 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,996
- Well, you want people to stay
- interested, right?
- 754
- 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,888
- - What, you think they're gonna be bored?
- - I don't know.
- 755
- 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,082
- It's a fast-moving world out there.
- You got computers, cellular telephones...
- 756
- 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:32,833
- May I continue?
- 757
- 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:33,918
- Yes.
- 758
- 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,212
- Wedding, photos, reception line,
- 759
- 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,297
- "Folks, if you'll find your way
- to your tables,"
- 760
- 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,257
- crowd-work,
- 761
- 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,675
- "Is this your card, madam?"
- 762
- 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:44,720
- Boom, cheers,
- "Who's the next victim?" Laughs,
- 763
- 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:48,641
- "Oh, I see you've forgotten this,"
- pulls card from pocket,
- 764
- 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,142
- screams,
- 765
- 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:53,938
- "Sir, I see you really love your queens."
- 766
- 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:55,106
- Big laughs.
- 767
- 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:58,067
- "And now for the real stars of our show,"
- 768
- 00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,902
- - cue band.
- - DJ.
- 769
- 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,112
- - Cue DJ.
- - Yes.
- 770
- 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:03,447
- Introduction, bridesmaids, groomsmen.
- 771
- 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,074
- We're gonna come out in pairs.
- 772
- 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:06,575
- And who's this?
- 773
- 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,328
- "This" is the bride's best friend.
- 774
- 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:12,915
- We choreographed an entrance.
- It's gonna be to "Don't Stop Believin'."
- 775
- 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,084
- - That sounds amazing.
- - Right?
- 776
- 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,687
- - So obvious, you gotta love it.
- - Yes. High camp.
- 777
- 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:20,673
- - You know what'd be hysterical?
- - I know what you're thinking, Glen.
- 778
- 00:38:20,756 --> 00:38:22,591
- - Dry ice.
- - Yes.
- 779
- 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,095
- He knows his stuff.
- 780
- 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:35,437
- What the...
- 781
- 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,482
- TV, color.
- 782
- 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:41,610
- Refrigerator is here.
- 783
- 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:43,237
- Mmm-hmm.
- 784
- 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,866
- Toaster. Four slice.
- 785
- 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,165
- For exercise.
- 786
- 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:56,375
- Or to hang myself.
- 787
- 00:38:56,459 --> 00:39:00,838
- Is there anything else I can get for you?
- 788
- 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,549
- You know what? I'm gonna go to bed.
- Long night.
- 789
- 00:39:47,968 --> 00:39:50,596
- So, all you did was just pull on the cord?
- 790
- 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:53,974
- I didn't pull on anything.
- I didn't touch it. I breathed on it.
- 791
- 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,309
- That's interesting,
- 792
- 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:59,939
- because I remember when we suggested
- the reinforced ceilings,
- 793
- 00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:01,440
- you didn't wanna go for that.
- 794
- 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,275
- No.
- 795
- 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,821
- And why does the hotel have a painting
- of your grandma hanging up?
- 796
- 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:10,324
- Oh. That's not my grandma.
- That painting came with the room.
- 797
- 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,201
- But she looks just like you.
- 798
- 00:40:12,284 --> 00:40:13,452
- Does she?
- 799
- 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:16,622
- I take that as a compliment 'cause
- that's a very attractive woman there.
- 800
- 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:18,290
- But it's not my grandma.
- 801
- 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,836
- So, what does Rose call you?
- What are you to her?
- 802
- 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:23,421
- Sister's father-in-law?
- 803
- 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,357
- Well, that's what he is,
- that's not what you call him.
- 804
- 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:28,259
- - Who folded the chair?
- - Oh! It was blocking the path.
- 805
- 00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:31,178
- Well, did you know
- that his hands are insured?
- 806
- 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,763
- He's very important.
- 807
- 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,033
- I mean, honestly, you don't have to move
- the old man for me.
- 808
- 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:38,686
- Oh, no, no, no. He's happy wherever he is.
- Don't worry about that, pal.
- 809
- 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:41,021
- Dr. C needin' his own space.
- 810
- 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,483
- Hey, Pop. Uh...
- 811
- 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:46,735
- You flew into New York yesterday?
- 812
- 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,112
- Yeah, it was a weather thing.
- 813
- 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:50,531
- A weather thing in LA?
- 814
- 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:54,994
- Hey, I'm here.
- I took my room at the Shits Carlton.
- 815
- 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,788
- Got a chandelier to the skull,
- just like I requested.
- 816
- 00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:01,584
- So, any celebrities you've worked on?
- 817
- 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:03,169
- - You mean, like, surgery?
- - Yes.
- 818
- 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:06,297
- Yeah, I can't really speak
- about the ones that aren't public.
- 819
- 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,882
- But you know Rosie O'Donnell?
- 820
- 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:10,843
- Oh, my... Debbie! Rosie McDonald!
- 821
- 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,970
- - What? What?
- - He did the heart.
- 822
- 00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:15,973
- Was she nice? She doesn't seem happy.
- 823
- 00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:18,476
- Well, she was asleep most of the time
- I was with her.
- 824
- 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:20,311
- Oh! Well, you see, that's rude.
- 825
- 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:22,188
- Ma, he means the anesthesia.
- 826
- 00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:24,857
- Of course!
- 827
- 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:30,279
- Are you sure you wanna be part
- of this crazy family?
- 828
- 00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:31,362
- No.
- 829
- 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:36,243
- Sorry, guys. Remember, the loud laughing,
- it's a trigger.
- 830
- 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,211
- Are we really not gonna talk
- about this now?
- 831
- 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,755
- No, Dad,
- I'm not gonna have a prenup.
- 832
- 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:50,382
- She's a nice girl. But...
- 833
- 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:55,095
- She's a nice girl,
- 834
- 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:58,182
- but come on, look around,
- these people are broke.
- 835
- 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,143
- Oh, uh, one second.
- 836
- 00:42:02,561 --> 00:42:04,522
- - Hey, Kenny.
- - Yeah?
- 837
- 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,357
- Kenny. Real quick.
- 838
- 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,737
- - Oh. All right! Small problem.
- - Yeah?
- 839
- 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:14,782
- I'll fix it. Just...
- I'll shoot over to the hotel.
- 840
- 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:15,884
- - Okay.
- - I'll go with ya.
- 841
- 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:18,702
- No, no, no! You hang out here! You relax!
- 842
- 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:22,498
- It definitely burns.
- Yes. It's killing me.
- 843
- 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:26,544
- Ask him. I mean, he's not a urologist,
- but I'm sure he'd take a look.
- 844
- 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,128
- I'm going with you.
- 845
- 00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:31,590
- Okay, gotta run over to the hotel.
- Be back in a few.
- 846
- 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,008
- Seymour, do you need to go?
- 847
- 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,177
- Seymour, Kenny's leaving.
- 848
- 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,304
- Seymour, can you wake up?
- 849
- 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:41,350
- Why did he...
- 850
- 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:43,245
- You're gonna need a valet
- to move these cars.
- 851
- 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,854
- No, we'll take my wife's minivan.
- 852
- 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,649
- You drive with your seat
- that close to the wheel?
- 853
- 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:51,986
- Yeah, it's good. This way I'm closer
- to the button. It's...
- 854
- 00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:54,321
- Yeah, but you go full leg
- in the other car.
- 855
- 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:55,823
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 856
- 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,075
- Uh, whose room are we goin' to?
- 857
- 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:01,996
- - Uh, your daughter's room. And...
- - My ex mother-in-law.
- 858
- 00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,914
- - Seymour's up!
- - Come on.
- 859
- 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,584
- - Incredible. All right.
- - Seymour's up!
- 860
- 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,877
- - Goodbye. Goodbye, already.
- - He has to go!
- 861
- 00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:11,422
- Hey, he has to go!
- 862
- 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:15,050
- So, it's... The leak's just spreading now.
- 863
- 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:20,556
- This is because of the doctor's suite
- the workers had to fix.
- 864
- 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:23,309
- - Okay.
- - Oh! It's all about the doctor now?
- 865
- 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,312
- Same doctor that found the tumor
- on your CAT scan.
- 866
- 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,772
- Stage two. Big-ass deal.
- 867
- 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,400
- Beat it, dumped on it, moved on.
- 868
- 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:34,111
- Uh, and the hotel's completely booked?
- 869
- 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:35,946
- It is squishy.
- 870
- 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,533
- Oh, yeah! You heard the squishy noise.
- And it made you laugh more.
- 871
- 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,327
- You know, I can get you guys a lifeguard
- 872
- 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,579
- or move you into a nicer place
- till they fix this.
- 873
- 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:44,663
- - No!
- - No!
- 874
- 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,540
- We don't need your nice place, Dad.
- 875
- 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:50,044
- I'm not gonna be separated
- from the family. I value family.
- 876
- 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:51,127
- Okay, okay.
- 877
- 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,380
- I hear the squish.
- 878
- 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,264
- There's plenty of families staying
- at our house, including your father.
- 879
- 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,468
- You're welcome to join us.
- 880
- 00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,428
- Thank you. That sounds fine.
- 881
- 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:04,516
- These sweaters I'd laid out got leaked on.
- I expect to be compensated.
- 882
- 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,685
- Oh. We'll work on that. Ah...
- 883
- 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,396
- Until then, there's something else
- I can do for you ladies.
- 884
- 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,535
- Parcheesi?
- 885
- 00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:25,263
- You never heard of
- Parcheesi, Marvin?
- 886
- 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,872
- It's more fun than it looks!
- 887
- 00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:30,876
- It's from an old Indian game.
- The Parcheesi tribe, I think.
- 888
- 00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:32,670
- Is that right, Ma?
- I never heard that one.
- 889
- 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,421
- 'Cause that's not true. At all.
- 890
- 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,632
- Okay, Mr. Know-It-All.
- Look it up.
- 891
- 00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,915
- Yeah, he won't look it up,
- 'cause he knows you're right.
- 892
- 00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:42,805
- Dad, where do we put these?
- 893
- 00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:44,908
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Everyone, look at this.
- 894
- 00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,035
- My kids are actually helping
- for the first time in their lives.
- 895
- 00:44:47,059 --> 00:44:49,895
- - Oh, stop it.
- - Congratulations.
- 896
- 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:52,731
- Take it to the office,
- where Dr. Cortice was gonna sleep.
- 897
- 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,274
- Okay, yeah. You take those there.
- 898
- 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,127
- - Is that where we're gonna be tonight?
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 899
- 00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:58,821
- Dr. Cortice, you can take our bedroom.
- I never sleep anyway.
- 900
- 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:02,241
- No, she'll vacuum all night long.
- You'll hear that.
- 901
- 00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,444
- - Hey, how come...
- - It's my guilty pleasure.
- 902
- 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,133
- How come nobody sleeps down here, though?
- 903
- 00:45:06,161 --> 00:45:09,373
- It's nice, the game room, right?
- It's just the asbestos.
- 904
- 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:11,667
- It's fine for a couple of hours,
- but not a whole night.
- 905
- 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:14,169
- - What?
- - No, it's good in moderation.
- 906
- 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:15,879
- In moderation it's fine.
- 907
- 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:19,258
- Okay, so, Kelly and me were thinking,
- "What has never been done before?"
- 908
- 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,218
- And then it hits us, boom.
- 909
- 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:24,304
- We come out and do
- a whole evolution of dance thing.
- 910
- 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,098
- Right, like, we start with the disco
- 911
- 00:45:26,181 --> 00:45:29,560
- and then we go all the way to the Whip
- and the Nae Nae.
- 912
- 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:32,104
- Isn't this supposed to be,
- like, 20 seconds?
- 913
- 00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:35,065
- Okay, please don't be jealous,
- this is Sarah's time.
- 914
- 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:38,235
- So, we come out
- in our John Travolta jackets and...
- 915
- 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,407
- What happened to your face?
- 916
- 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,200
- Oh, my God, is that an allergy?
- 917
- 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,453
- What're you doing?
- 918
- 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,205
- Ah, I'm coming over.
- 919
- 00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:53,709
- Me and Iris have to finish our game
- of gin rummy. We're tied.
- 920
- 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,794
- Fun.
- 921
- 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:59,673
- Well, we were just about to hit up
- the Noodle Bar in Syosset,
- 922
- 00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:03,385
- sit outside the bathroom and rate the guys
- as they come out.
- 923
- 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:06,180
- Or I saw online,
- there's this stretching class.
- 924
- 00:46:06,263 --> 00:46:08,307
- - Oh, yes!
- - So, Sarah needs to decompress
- 925
- 00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:10,225
- and it is RumChata shot night, okay?
- 926
- 00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,328
- Kelly, get the bags.
- Is this your going-out clothes?
- 927
- 00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:13,479
- I only have three shirts.
- 928
- 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:15,939
- - I like that one.
- - Yeah, thank you.
- 929
- 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:18,942
- Nine, ten, eleven, twelve!
- 930
- 00:46:20,986 --> 00:46:22,571
- You have another move.
- 931
- 00:46:22,654 --> 00:46:24,114
- - Fourteen.
- - What now?
- 932
- 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:28,285
- Well, it says in the rules,
- if you roll a doublet,
- 933
- 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:31,205
- you get to move
- what's on the other side of the dice.
- 934
- 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:33,874
- - A doublet?
- - I never played that way. Opposites?
- 935
- 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,502
- We're good. Thanks anyway, Doublet.
- 936
- 00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:37,585
- Doublet.
- 937
- 00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,129
- Doublet.
- 938
- 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:42,257
- Morgan!
- Get to business, Morgan! Come on!
- 939
- 00:46:52,434 --> 00:46:54,561
- - Hello?
- - Hey, what's up, girl?
- 940
- 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,981
- "Girl"? What do you want, Kirby?
- 941
- 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:02,528
- Well, you know, I figured
- since we're in the same city and all,
- 942
- 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:03,796
- you know, maybe I could come over and...
- 943
- 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:06,573
- We're in the same city all the time. LA.
- 944
- 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:10,202
- Yeah, but our baby's getting married.
- 945
- 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:12,996
- You know? That baby we made together?
- 946
- 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,080
- Mmm-mmm.
- 947
- 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:17,793
- I'm here with Ignacio.
- I'll see you at the rehearsal dinner.
- 948
- 00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:21,088
- Well, you know, I just thought maybe
- you might wanna hang out
- 949
- 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:23,423
- with a grown-up for a change.
- That's all.
- 950
- 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:25,509
- Are you really trying to booty call me
- 951
- 00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:28,512
- just so that you could get out of
- that house with all your relatives?
- 952
- 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,014
- Booty call? Why would you even go there?
- 953
- 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:34,059
- You think I don't talk
- to my mother? Doublet.
- 954
- 00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:38,647
- Doublet? That's the rules!
- Those are the actual rules of the game!
- 955
- 00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:43,110
- I got all the grown-up I need
- right here.
- 956
- 00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:44,778
- Thank you.
- 957
- 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:47,698
- What's up, man?
- 958
- 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:51,618
- - I'm all right.
- - Fucking Lakers.
- 959
- 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,202
- Yeah.
- 960
- 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:57,499
- Uh-huh. We'll see you Friday.
- 961
- 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:14,742
- I'm in control,
- I'm in control. I'm in control.
- 962
- 00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:17,352
- I'm a good person. I'm a good person.
- I have dreams.
- 963
- 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:18,562
- I have aspirations.
- 964
- 00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:22,858
- I have things that are going on in my head
- whether anyone believes it or not. Okay?
- 965
- 00:48:22,941 --> 00:48:24,276
- You don't know me.
- 966
- 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:27,613
- So, what's up?
- 967
- 00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:30,574
- Don't pretend you wanna talk.
- 968
- 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:35,996
- You can write prescriptions, right?
- 969
- 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:39,875
- I am not going to jail for you.
- 970
- 00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:43,045
- Look, I don't wanna freak you out.
- 971
- 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:46,757
- But there is a significant chance
- that I will burn this house down
- 972
- 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,301
- if I'm not on drugs
- within the next two hours.
- 973
- 00:48:49,384 --> 00:48:52,220
- Oh, if my ex-wife is in here
- when you burn it down,
- 974
- 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:54,014
- I'll give you all the pills you want.
- 975
- 00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,540
- Ah, so sexy.
- 976
- 00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:23,293
- Work it. Uh-huh!
- 977
- 00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:28,131
- Damn. Look at those!
- 978
- 00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:33,095
- Whoo!
- 979
- 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:38,100
- Feel good. These are firm, girl!
- 980
- 00:49:38,892 --> 00:49:41,520
- I wonder if they taste
- as good as they feel.
- 981
- 00:49:42,562 --> 00:49:44,856
- Ah, yeah. Ah, yeah.
- 982
- 00:49:46,024 --> 00:49:47,693
- Ooh, I'ma get all up in there.
- 983
- 00:49:55,575 --> 00:49:57,220
- What's the matter?
- 984
- 00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:58,704
- - Is there a burglar?
- - No!
- 985
- 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,307
- Don't worry, I got the bat! Take this.
- 986
- 00:50:01,331 --> 00:50:03,208
- My hands! My hands!
- 987
- 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:04,686
- Are these the ones that are insured?
- 988
- 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:08,130
- Yeah! They're my hands!
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- 989
- 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:09,881
- - What the shit?
- - There you go!
- 990
- 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,384
- It's honey. It's the best thing
- to soothe the pain.
- 991
- 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:15,429
- There you go.
- Just leave that on for ten minutes.
- 992
- 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:16,763
- Ah! Ah!
- 993
- 00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:37,993
- Are you here yet? He's outta clothes.
- 994
- 00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:40,287
- Well, I didn't want him to overpack.
- 995
- 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,973
- You guys can't wash what he has?
- 996
- 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:44,458
- Charles, we have a wedding
- this week! It's...
- 997
- 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:48,086
- All he's got left
- is his old, moldy army uniform.
- 998
- 00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:51,047
- Well, it fits him again
- since the diabetes.
- 999
- 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:52,549
- He likes it.
- 1000
- 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:57,846
- Wasn't he, like, discharged for skipping
- boot camp during Passover or something?
- 1001
- 00:50:57,929 --> 00:51:02,601
- Hey, he served his time. He did, like,
- 11 months in Texas or somewhere.
- 1002
- 00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:06,646
- Anyway, you're getting him a tux, no?
- He doesn't have a tux.
- 1003
- 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:07,981
- You understand that, right?
- 1004
- 00:51:08,064 --> 00:51:09,065
- Yes, yes.
- 1005
- 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:12,819
- Just come here, please, and get the booze
- like you said you would.
- 1006
- 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:15,197
- Don't worry. I'm getting a deal, here.
- 1007
- 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,657
- Haitian guy I met on the plane
- is setting me up.
- 1008
- 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:18,968
- Okay, great. Thank you.
- 1009
- 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:21,828
- Yes, you got the arm.
- Right there, Seymour.
- 1010
- 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,164
- You okay, Seymour?
- 1011
- 00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:26,583
- - Brake. Brake.
- - Brake?
- 1012
- 00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:29,169
- Brake. Brake. Yeah.
- 1013
- 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:35,258
- Dominic, Lazzero,
- I'm gonna need another tux.
- 1014
- 00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,553
- I didn't realize my uncle Seymour
- doesn't have one.
- 1015
- 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:40,388
- Wow, look at this man.
- 1016
- 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,349
- Thank you for your service.
- 1017
- 00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:43,266
- It's okay.
- 1018
- 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:45,644
- You kidding me? You didn't tell me, Kenny.
- 1019
- 00:51:45,727 --> 00:51:47,354
- What? No, no, he's not...
- 1020
- 00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,232
- We're gonna take good care of you.
- You're not gonna spend a dime.
- 1021
- 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:52,609
- We don't get heroes here very much.
- 1022
- 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:53,693
- World War II, right?
- 1023
- 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:54,820
- Yep.
- 1024
- 00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:55,946
- No one here's paying.
- 1025
- 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:58,949
- I got your whole family, Seymour.
- Bless you.
- 1026
- 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:01,827
- Greatest goddamn
- generation right over here.
- 1027
- 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:04,746
- You got that right.
- Freakin' legs blown off.
- 1028
- 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:09,876
- Did he just say nobody's paying
- for anything?
- 1029
- 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,379
- Yeah, what'd you say to them?
- 1030
- 00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:15,215
- I didn't lie. He was in World War II.
- 1031
- 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,551
- Here you go, Uncle Seymour.
- 1032
- 00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:20,011
- I got arms. Just hand me the chicken.
- 1033
- 00:52:20,095 --> 00:52:21,555
- I wanna say this.
- 1034
- 00:52:21,638 --> 00:52:24,641
- Last week, we had
- Ronnie the Limo Driver in here.
- 1035
- 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:27,310
- This is bigger. This means more.
- 1036
- 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,356
- Ah! Look at this guy. Huh?
- 1037
- 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,191
- Lookin' sharp, kiddo.
- 1038
- 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:34,275
- Dad?
- 1039
- 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,696
- How do you like it, Isaac? Is it okay?
- 1040
- 00:52:38,196 --> 00:52:39,489
- Is it itchy?
- 1041
- 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,284
- Don't worry. If it's itchy,
- we'll find you another one.
- 1042
- 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,828
- - That's a nice tux.
- - But the kid isn't happy.
- 1043
- 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:49,124
- You are happy? No? Why are you upset?
- 1044
- 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,919
- Isaac, come on. We don't got time.
- We gotta move...
- 1045
- 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,964
- The game! Oh, shit! Sorry!
- 1046
- 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:57,507
- Guys, guys, we gotta go!
- 1047
- 00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,426
- The kid's got a game.
- 1048
- 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,094
- We're gonna watch you, Isaac.
- 1049
- 00:53:01,177 --> 00:53:02,846
- We're all gonna watch Isaac.
- 1050
- 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,978
- Isaac, go big!
- 1051
- 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,271
- Let's go, Isaac!
- 1052
- 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:13,523
- How do you not know
- where the field is, Ma?
- 1053
- 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:16,151
- You've been coming for six years already.
- 1054
- 00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:18,987
- Just turn on the GPS, then.
- 1055
- 00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:21,907
- What do you mean,
- the lady's voice frightens you?
- 1056
- 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,950
- Turn the volume down, then.
- 1057
- 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,870
- I don't know what to tell you, Ma.
- This is...
- 1058
- 00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:29,706
- I can't hear you.
- 1059
- 00:53:30,957 --> 00:53:32,542
- Stay calm, Ma.
- 1060
- 00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:35,420
- What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 1061
- 00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:39,007
- - Thank you for your service.
- - What a hero. World War II, right?
- 1062
- 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,508
- Yep.
- 1063
- 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:41,968
- What do you say, Eva?
- 1064
- 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:44,429
- - Thanks for killing the Nazis.
- - Good girl.
- 1065
- 00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:46,848
- Yeah, yeah. Thank...
- 1066
- 00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:51,519
- - Him? Yeah, yeah, sure.
- - A real hero!
- 1067
- 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:55,231
- They do know his legs
- are from diabetes, right?
- 1068
- 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:58,068
- Ah... Never came up.
- 1069
- 00:53:58,151 --> 00:53:59,295
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1070
- 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:04,157
- to throw out the first pitch,
- World War II veteran, Seymour Lustig.
- 1071
- 00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,329
- He was in World War II. In Texas.
- 1072
- 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:10,830
- Our hero!
- 1073
- 00:54:21,299 --> 00:54:22,717
- All right, let's go.
- 1074
- 00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,261
- Everybody's a winner!
- Everybody's a winner!
- 1075
- 00:54:25,845 --> 00:54:27,764
- Every day's the World Series.
- 1076
- 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:33,395
- - Where's Isaac?
- - I guess he's not starting.
- 1077
- 00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:34,354
- Boo!
- 1078
- 00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,939
- Boo!
- 1079
- 00:54:39,275 --> 00:54:41,736
- He'll get in the game, guys!
- 1080
- 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:44,447
- - Put Isaac in!
- - That's gobbledygook!
- 1081
- 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:51,913
- Run, Bobby! Run!
- 1082
- 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,540
- You suck!
- 1083
- 00:54:54,582 --> 00:54:55,792
- Put Isaac in!
- 1084
- 00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:57,669
- Okay, you can't...
- 1085
- 00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:00,171
- Please don't discourage Noah.
- He needs the release.
- 1086
- 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,799
- - Get that shitty kid out of there!
- - Yeah!
- 1087
- 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,884
- Send that little bitch home!
- 1088
- 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,637
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1089
- 00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:10,348
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1090
- 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:12,308
- - Isaac! Issac!
- - Who's Isaac?
- 1091
- 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:14,561
- I think it's the war hero's grandkid.
- 1092
- 00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:17,439
- Oh. Isaac! Isaac!
- 1093
- 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:19,149
- Isaac!
- 1094
- 00:55:19,232 --> 00:55:21,109
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1095
- 00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:23,695
- Isaac! Isaac! Isaac!
- 1096
- 00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:29,075
- All right, Isaac, you're gonna bat for Max
- when he comes up next inning.
- 1097
- 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:31,661
- Your name's Isaac?
- 1098
- 00:55:37,375 --> 00:55:39,878
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1099
- 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:52,724
- He's upset. He's upset.
- He's upset. He's upset.
- 1100
- 00:55:53,349 --> 00:55:54,349
- Okay.
- 1101
- 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,728
- Listen, it's just a game, Isaac.
- 1102
- 00:55:56,811 --> 00:55:58,354
- Don't worry about it.
- 1103
- 00:55:59,981 --> 00:56:02,650
- Whatever happens, everyone loves you.
- 1104
- 00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:05,737
- Strike one.
- 1105
- 00:56:05,820 --> 00:56:07,113
- Boo!
- 1106
- 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,241
- That was low!
- Are you outta your mind, Eddie?
- 1107
- 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,119
- Thanks for the wedding invite, Ken.
- I've only known you 15 years.
- 1108
- 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,997
- Are you kidding me? Am I supposed to
- invite the whole town?
- 1109
- 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,584
- Strike two.
- 1110
- 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:24,899
- That's all right. That's all right.
- Keep your eye on the ball.
- 1111
- 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,341
- Just make contact, buddy.
- 1112
- 00:56:26,424 --> 00:56:27,424
- Just make contact.
- 1113
- 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,470
- We'll get ice cream after
- no matter what, okay?
- 1114
- 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:35,058
- Go! Go!
- 1115
- 00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:37,393
- I got it! I got it!
- 1116
- 00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:44,275
- Yes!
- 1117
- 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:47,362
- Yeah! Yeah, buddy, yeah!
- 1118
- 00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,197
- Matt, you okay?
- 1119
- 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,616
- Hang on a second, buddy.
- 1120
- 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,701
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1121
- 00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:55,578
- Thank you for your service.
- 1122
- 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,205
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1123
- 00:56:57,288 --> 00:56:58,915
- Isaac! Isaac!
- 1124
- 00:56:58,998 --> 00:57:02,168
- Isaac! Issac! Issac!
- 1125
- 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,879
- Isaac! Isaac! Isaac!
- 1126
- 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,715
- Isaac! Isaac! Isaac!
- 1127
- 00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:09,551
- Damn!
- I missed the game, huh?
- 1128
- 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:11,469
- I heard a kid got hurt.
- 1129
- 00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:13,930
- - Charles?
- - Hey, Pops, don't get up.
- 1130
- 00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,765
- He loves those jokes.
- 1131
- 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:19,060
- Hey, glad you got here.
- What's with the bags?
- 1132
- 00:57:19,644 --> 00:57:22,647
- It's the booze for the wedding.
- All duty-free, baby.
- 1133
- 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:25,608
- What is that? Chivas?
- 1134
- 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:28,194
- Yeah, and not a dime in taxes.
- 1135
- 00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,196
- They say this should feed about 200.
- 1136
- 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:33,634
- Dad, I'm sorry. I know you're doing
- everything you can, and I love you, but...
- 1137
- 00:57:33,658 --> 00:57:35,994
- Mr. Lustig, I can't let this happen.
- 1138
- 00:57:36,744 --> 00:57:38,204
- What the...
- 1139
- 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,539
- Why is that one open?
- 1140
- 00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:41,749
- Come on, it was a two-hour Uber ride
- from the airport.
- 1141
- 00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:47,672
- In case anybody wants some smokes.
- 1142
- 00:57:48,256 --> 00:57:49,591
- And...
- 1143
- 00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:52,594
- this bad boy is gonna light up
- the dessert table.
- 1144
- 00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:54,179
- You ate some.
- 1145
- 00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:57,932
- I ate, like, one-fiftieth.
- Geez. You're welcome.
- 1146
- 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,393
- - Dad!
- - Listen...
- 1147
- 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:04,022
- I will speak to the caterer.
- We'll figure it out right away.
- 1148
- 00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,106
- I promise you.
- 1149
- 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:07,817
- See, this is what happens
- when you try to cut corners.
- 1150
- 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,861
- You can't have bottles like this.
- 1151
- 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:12,280
- That's cheesy. Extra cheese, man.
- 1152
- 00:58:12,363 --> 00:58:13,239
- Okay.
- 1153
- 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,365
- - Dear.
- - Yes.
- 1154
- 00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:17,911
- We don't mind pitching in
- for some regular bottles. Honestly.
- 1155
- 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:19,621
- No, no. No, Mom, it's okay.
- 1156
- 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:23,958
- Mr. Lustig just wanted to make sure
- there was enough booze for Robin, so...
- 1157
- 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:27,670
- Look, I can get you decanters so you
- don't have to look at these bottles.
- 1158
- 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,506
- That's actually a smart idea.
- 1159
- 00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:31,341
- I mean, it's up to you guys, but...
- 1160
- 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:34,511
- - Okay, that could work.
- - Yeah?
- 1161
- 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:36,721
- I mean... That's wonderful. I...
- 1162
- 00:58:36,804 --> 00:58:38,324
- - We should start getting ready.
- - Kenny!
- 1163
- 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,909
- - We got parties...
- - Why's your hair wet?
- 1164
- 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,684
- - My hair's wet?
- - Yeah. Why's it all wet?
- 1165
- 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,686
- What the hell is...
- 1166
- 00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:48,733
- - Why is this happening, pal?
- - This room priority, yes?
- 1167
- 00:58:48,816 --> 00:58:53,112
- I know. I know. But why's the rest
- of the hotel going to shit?
- 1168
- 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:54,322
- Sir?
- 1169
- 00:58:54,405 --> 00:58:57,283
- They were supposed to shut off
- the water to the whole line of rooms,
- 1170
- 00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:58,493
- and didn't until now.
- 1171
- 00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:02,288
- Oh, okay. Why would somebody
- forget to do that?
- 1172
- 00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,708
- What the hell is so funny?
- 1173
- 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:08,711
- Nobody else is laughing.
- 1174
- 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,755
- Why are you laughing?
- 1175
- 00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:12,215
- These sheets!
- 1176
- 00:59:12,298 --> 00:59:14,926
- The honey! The stupid honey!
- 1177
- 00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:16,820
- - How'd you sleep?
- - It's like...
- 1178
- 00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:21,140
- This damn honey's everywhere, man!
- I'm trying to get this honey off!
- 1179
- 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:24,143
- You look good, buddy.
- 1180
- 00:59:25,436 --> 00:59:26,729
- How come I got no water?
- 1181
- 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,314
- Turn the water on. Turn...
- 1182
- 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,751
- - But if water...
- - I need some water to wash this...
- 1183
- 00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:31,859
- Turn the water on!
- 1184
- 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,987
- - Turn it on!
- - ...off my werewolf hands!
- 1185
- 00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:35,506
- - Go. On, please.
- - Water! Help me!
- 1186
- 00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:37,949
- Somebody help me! Please!
- 1187
- 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:40,910
- - It's boiling!
- - Cold water.
- 1188
- 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,912
- - It's boiling hot!
- - Cold water too.
- 1189
- 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,164
- What're you people
- trying to do to my hands?
- 1190
- 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,709
- Ah... Oh, thank you.
- 1191
- 00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:49,294
- - Okay.
- - Praise God!
- 1192
- 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:51,796
- - What're you doing?
- - What's going on?
- 1193
- 00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:54,578
- - Turn the water back on!
- - Why's it off?
- 1194
- 00:59:55,133 --> 00:59:57,010
- What? What now?
- 1195
- 00:59:57,093 --> 01:00:00,597
- - The water...
- - It can only be on a minute, or...
- 1196
- 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,181
- Or? Or what?
- 1197
- 01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:09,814
- You know what?
- 1198
- 01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:11,858
- That's it. We did your thing.
- 1199
- 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:13,776
- Your 99-cent wedding,
- 1200
- 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:17,655
- and the booze bottles for giants,
- and the spoonin' with Uncle Stumpy.
- 1201
- 01:00:17,739 --> 01:00:20,700
- Let me bail us outta this, okay?
- 1202
- 01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:24,120
- I'm gonna get my assistant.
- She's gonna make some calls.
- 1203
- 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:27,665
- And we're gonna move
- the wedding to Manhattan.
- 1204
- 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,835
- You don't have to, pal. We're all set.
- I can make this work.
- 1205
- 01:00:30,918 --> 01:00:33,755
- Buddy. Pal. It's not a competition.
- 1206
- 01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:35,965
- - You don't have to feel bad.
- - I don't.
- 1207
- 01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:39,427
- I don't feel bad
- because I know I can fix it.
- 1208
- 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:44,599
- Listen.
- 1209
- 01:00:45,224 --> 01:00:49,896
- Every father looks forward
- to making a wedding for their little girl.
- 1210
- 01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:51,105
- You understand?
- 1211
- 01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:55,526
- I have been able to help my kids
- their entire lives.
- 1212
- 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,654
- I'll be able to figure this one out.
- 1213
- 01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:04,869
- Honey, maybe the thing to figure out is
- to let Kirby pay for the wedding.
- 1214
- 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,080
- Some of it?
- 1215
- 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,666
- Maybe we don't have money
- 1216
- 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,627
- because you spend it all
- on the Home Shopping crap!
- 1217
- 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:15,505
- That bottle keeps my coffee hot
- for 12 hours!
- 1218
- 01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:19,258
- - What do you save coffee for?
- - Because I'm not a wasteful person!
- 1219
- 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:22,220
- - Are they gonna get a divorce?
- - They never do.
- 1220
- 01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:24,013
- Talk to Marci Schiller at the W.
- 1221
- 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,723
- And you know what else?
- 1222
- 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:29,435
- Check out The Plaza,
- and see if they have a cancellation.
- 1223
- 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,561
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- 1224
- 01:01:30,645 --> 01:01:34,190
- No, there's gotta be a decent hotel
- I can book a ballroom in.
- 1225
- 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,943
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1226
- 01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:38,903
- Saving the day with money.
- 1227
- 01:01:38,986 --> 01:01:40,196
- Oh. Okay.
- 1228
- 01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:44,951
- Maybe you wanna skip the rehearsal dinner
- that I paid for with my money,
- 1229
- 01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:47,036
- with the mini mac and cheese cups
- 1230
- 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,580
- and the pulled pork dumplings.
- 1231
- 01:01:49,664 --> 01:01:52,083
- That's right. East meets South.
- 1232
- 01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:57,213
- You know, I got a little potato salad
- from Sylvia's coming in.
- 1233
- 01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,048
- Maybe you want some of that.
- 1234
- 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:02,677
- Or you wanna just sit here
- and eat the white people potato salad?
- 1235
- 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,513
- I've never seen you
- do anything with...
- 1236
- 01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:06,472
- Yeah, thought so.
- 1237
- 01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:07,682
- Now get.
- 1238
- 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:11,602
- You're gonna kill me.
- I was wrong about honey.
- 1239
- 01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:12,788
- It was supposed to be mayonnaise.
- 1240
- 01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:14,856
- - Good news is, I got some Bactine.
- - Hey, hey!
- 1241
- 01:02:14,939 --> 01:02:15,982
- Just let it soak in.
- 1242
- 01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,526
- - You're spraying the phone.
- - It relieves pain on contact.
- 1243
- 01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:19,712
- What's up with the ballroom?
- 1244
- 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,072
- Oh, I thought we talked about this, pal.
- You don't gotta do what you're doing.
- 1245
- 01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:25,783
- I can handle it. Don't book anything.
- Listen to me.
- 1246
- 01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:28,995
- - Think of it as...
- - You gotta trust me. Gotta trust me.
- 1247
- 01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:31,664
- - Hang the phone up. It's the truth.
- - It's just a backup.
- 1248
- 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,124
- - I... I can handle it.
- - Okay.
- 1249
- 01:02:33,207 --> 01:02:34,751
- - I can handle it.
- - Watch the hands.
- 1250
- 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,879
- I don't wanna hurt the hands.
- Let go of it. Let go.
- 1251
- 01:02:38,629 --> 01:02:40,691
- Hello? Dr. Cortice, I got The Plaza.
- 1252
- 01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:43,926
- No, that's all good.
- We can cancel that.
- 1253
- 01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:45,553
- - Sorry? Cancel it?
- - Okay.
- 1254
- 01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,472
- Thanks for all your help.
- 1255
- 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:49,348
- Sorry, pal. Had to.
- 1256
- 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:50,558
- I don't sound like that.
- 1257
- 01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:52,852
- I... You do a little.
- 1258
- 01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,979
- - All right. All right.
- - Who?
- 1259
- 01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:56,248
- What're you doing?
- Who you talking to?
- 1260
- 01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:59,525
- Some guy from the mayor's office.
- He wants to see Seymour.
- 1261
- 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,235
- Give me the phone.
- Give me the phone.
- 1262
- 01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:03,946
- Seymour. Seymour, wake up.
- 1263
- 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,507
- Hey, bud, wake up.
- 1264
- 01:03:05,531 --> 01:03:07,784
- Hi. Hi. Hi, how are you?
- 1265
- 01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:08,868
- Come on.
- 1266
- 01:03:09,994 --> 01:03:11,704
- Yeah, there.
- 1267
- 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,124
- Seymour! You gotta wake up!
- 1268
- 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:17,585
- They want us there at three o'clock.
- 1269
- 01:03:17,668 --> 01:03:20,171
- Okay, how's this?
- If you act nice,
- 1270
- 01:03:20,254 --> 01:03:22,131
- we'll take you to the bachelor party.
- 1271
- 01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:24,884
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 1272
- 01:03:31,307 --> 01:03:32,387
- There he is.
- 1273
- 01:03:34,685 --> 01:03:35,770
- It's an honor, sir.
- 1274
- 01:03:37,104 --> 01:03:39,607
- - Tits.
- - Thank you.
- 1275
- 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:41,442
- And you're...
- 1276
- 01:03:41,526 --> 01:03:43,986
- A friend.
- I just came to get out of the house.
- 1277
- 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:45,780
- Okay, great. If you'll follow me.
- 1278
- 01:03:45,863 --> 01:03:48,503
- We just need to go into the next room,
- where you'll meet the mayor.
- 1279
- 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,171
- Welcome, Private.
- 1280
- 01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:03,589
- How you doing there?
- 1281
- 01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:07,426
- All right, come with me.
- 1282
- 01:04:10,763 --> 01:04:13,099
- It is a real honor to have
- 1283
- 01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:16,435
- this Long Island-born heroic veteran
- from World War II,
- 1284
- 01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:18,396
- Private Seymour Lustig,
- 1285
- 01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:23,651
- back here in West Hempstead, Long Island,
- to be honored at City Hall.
- 1286
- 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:27,488
- And we hope you'll be back
- many more times, Private.
- 1287
- 01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:29,949
- Now I'll be happy to answer
- any of your questions.
- 1288
- 01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,635
- Mr. Mayor,
- are you gonna have your office
- 1289
- 01:04:31,659 --> 01:04:35,955
- release your ledgers and payroll records,
- as required by the Board of Supervisors?
- 1290
- 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,583
- Please. We have a war hero here,
- all right?
- 1291
- 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:41,961
- - No time for these types of questions.
- - If you have nothing to hide...
- 1292
- 01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:46,048
- You know, I am really disappointed
- in you guys bringing up this garbage
- 1293
- 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:48,009
- when we're honoring a great man.
- 1294
- 01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:53,014
- The mayor has been great
- to Private Lustig.
- 1295
- 01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:57,935
- He's even honoring him
- this weekend, as well.
- 1296
- 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:02,732
- - Yeah, we're gonna have a little...
- - Yeah, we're having a dinner.
- 1297
- 01:05:02,815 --> 01:05:03,815
- We're having a dinner.
- 1298
- 01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:06,986
- Incredibly generous of the mayor.
- 1299
- 01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:13,284
- Um... Listen. I've always been
- a great supporter of our military.
- 1300
- 01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:15,369
- - This was...
- - Right here.
- 1301
- 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,038
- Saturday night.
- 1302
- 01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:23,127
- Uh, Uncle Seymour is just so overwhelmed
- by the mayor's kindness. It's...
- 1303
- 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,842
- That means he's touched.
- 1304
- 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:35,723
- I hope that was okay, Mr. Mayor.
- 1305
- 01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:40,561
- I... I just saw the wolves moving in.
- I figured I had to say something.
- 1306
- 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:42,480
- Well, I appreciate it.
- 1307
- 01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:45,775
- You don't have to do any
- of that stuff I was mentioning.
- 1308
- 01:05:45,858 --> 01:05:47,443
- No, no, it's a good idea.
- 1309
- 01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:50,446
- I mean, you said it,
- so I gotta do it, right?
- 1310
- 01:05:50,529 --> 01:05:53,115
- We are having a party
- for Uncle Seymour
- 1311
- 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,951
- on Saturday night already, so...
- 1312
- 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:58,329
- That's fine. You'll have it here.
- How many people you expecting?
- 1313
- 01:05:58,412 --> 01:06:02,291
- Oh... About... 180.
- 1314
- 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,375
- Hmm.
- 1315
- 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,754
- That's fine. Uh...
- 1316
- 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:11,467
- I just fired a teacher.
- I have a little wiggle room in the budget.
- 1317
- 01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:13,594
- Uh, we'll get some photographers
- and have a party.
- 1318
- 01:06:13,678 --> 01:06:16,055
- I mean, look at that. Look at that.
- 1319
- 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:25,146
- Okay.
- 1320
- 01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:27,149
- Yeah.
- 1321
- 01:06:29,026 --> 01:06:33,531
- No need for photographers.
- No need for food.
- 1322
- 01:06:33,614 --> 01:06:35,324
- We get it all included.
- 1323
- 01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:36,742
- So, we don't need a magician?
- 1324
- 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,495
- No! I mean, I still think
- that would've been good,
- 1325
- 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:40,746
- but no, you don't need that.
- 1326
- 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:43,249
- - God! I'm so relieved!
- - Good, all right.
- 1327
- 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:45,876
- I mean, I knew you'd come through, Dad.
- I did.
- 1328
- 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,629
- - I love you. I love you.
- - When do we get going?
- 1329
- 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,132
- What time's the bachelor party?
- 1330
- 01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:54,135
- Oh! You coming
- to the bachelor party, Seymour?
- 1331
- 01:06:54,218 --> 01:06:56,846
- Kenny, darling,
- why don't you take Isaac with you?
- 1332
- 01:06:56,929 --> 01:06:59,932
- Take him to the bachelor...
- Because he's 11 years old, Ma.
- 1333
- 01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:02,309
- Just so things don't get too crazy.
- 1334
- 01:07:02,393 --> 01:07:03,477
- Where am I going?
- 1335
- 01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:05,771
- I actually... I'm not sure
- how to get there.
- 1336
- 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,523
- I printed the directions.
- 1337
- 01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:10,109
- Oh. Thank you.
- 1338
- 01:07:11,193 --> 01:07:12,611
- Seymour. Seymour's got it.
- 1339
- 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:22,954
- Hey.
- 1340
- 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,207
- Hey! What's going on, fellas?
- 1341
- 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:26,834
- Isaac's here?
- 1342
- 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,335
- Yeah, yeah.
- 1343
- 01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:31,047
- Couldn't let my son be happy
- for one more day?
- 1344
- 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:32,715
- What's up, Dad?
- 1345
- 01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:34,759
- Hey, Dr. Cortice,
- how are you?
- 1346
- 01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:36,594
- - Kenny.
- - Hi. Hi.
- 1347
- 01:07:36,677 --> 01:07:40,181
- How're you doing, fellas? Look at you.
- 1348
- 01:07:40,264 --> 01:07:42,266
- That was very creative, fellas.
- 1349
- 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:45,686
- - Whose idea was...
- - Tyler, when do we get to jump?
- 1350
- 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:49,482
- - We don't jump.
- - We just watch.
- 1351
- 01:08:04,663 --> 01:08:07,083
- Noah, is the music bothering you?
- 1352
- 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:10,252
- Why don't you listen
- to that ocean waves sound on your iPod?
- 1353
- 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:13,130
- I said I shouldn't be here.
- This is not fun for me.
- 1354
- 01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:15,466
- Yes, and people said, "Don't come."
- 1355
- 01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:18,177
- - I don't wanna be that guy who can't come!
- - Oh, boy.
- 1356
- 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:20,888
- He's right on the edge. No triggers.
- 1357
- 01:08:21,597 --> 01:08:25,184
- Guy? Can you shut off the music, please?
- 1358
- 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:27,561
- Yeah, now. Shut it off.
- 1359
- 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,859
- It's okay. You can keep dancing.
- 1360
- 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,468
- These gummies are hilarious.
- 1361
- 01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:02,805
- I know. It's really hard to find ones
- with little gummy scrotes! Oh, wait.
- 1362
- 01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:05,224
- Morgan, have you tried the Dickorice yet?
- 1363
- 01:09:05,808 --> 01:09:07,726
- I'm already in the middle
- of this Jell-O shot.
- 1364
- 01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:10,646
- Oh. You're gonna love it.
- It has a very accurate aftertaste.
- 1365
- 01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:12,022
- Okay, Sarah?
- 1366
- 01:09:12,106 --> 01:09:13,232
- My sweet princess.
- 1367
- 01:09:14,608 --> 01:09:16,694
- No!
- 1368
- 01:09:16,777 --> 01:09:17,903
- Oh, yes!
- 1369
- 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,905
- Robin, this is so...
- 1370
- 01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:22,199
- Corny?
- 1371
- 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,954
- Oh, is that funny to you, huh?
- 1372
- 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,668
- Guys, I think she's drunk.
- 1373
- 01:09:33,586 --> 01:09:35,588
- And she's had one drink.
- 1374
- 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,214
- Danielle never drinks.
- 1375
- 01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:39,175
- Are you okay, cutie?
- 1376
- 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:43,804
- Maybe she just needs to calm herself down,
- 'cause we've got a lot to get through.
- 1377
- 01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:46,223
- We haven't even gotten to
- the tipstick yet.
- 1378
- 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,941
- It was the right thing to send Noah home.
- 1379
- 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,318
- For his safety.
- 1380
- 01:09:57,401 --> 01:10:00,404
- The Uber came in four minutes.
- It was meant to be.
- 1381
- 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,700
- Whoo!
- 1382
- 01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:06,243
- Ignacio!
- 1383
- 01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:13,292
- Hey, ladies, who wants
- some of this triple bypass money?
- 1384
- 01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:15,979
- - Come on. Let's do it now.
- - Okay.
- 1385
- 01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:17,003
- Oh!
- 1386
- 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:19,423
- - Yeah!
- - That is not cool.
- 1387
- 01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:21,133
- - Not cool at all.
- - Yeah!
- 1388
- 01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:24,553
- World War II!
- World War Two!
- 1389
- 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,264
- World War II! World War II!
- 1390
- 01:10:27,348 --> 01:10:29,600
- Drink! Drink!
- 1391
- 01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:31,685
- - Drink!
- - Yeah!
- 1392
- 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:36,607
- I love you, man!
- 1393
- 01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:39,151
- Seriously! Thank you for your service!
- 1394
- 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,070
- I wanna go there!
- 1395
- 01:10:42,363 --> 01:10:44,031
- He wants the titties.
- 1396
- 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:46,367
- Yeah!
- 1397
- 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,077
- One!
- 1398
- 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,120
- Two!
- 1399
- 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:51,413
- Incoming!
- 1400
- 01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:01,840
- Seymour?
- 1401
- 01:11:06,136 --> 01:11:07,137
- Seymour?
- 1402
- 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:08,973
- Where is he?
- 1403
- 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,724
- Everybody, get over here!
- 1404
- 01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:13,769
- Get over here! Jump in! Come on!
- 1405
- 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:16,230
- Hey, Marvin, dig right there. Dig there.
- 1406
- 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:19,024
- You two over there.
- Come on. Hurry. Hurry.
- 1407
- 01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,026
- There's a man with no legs down there.
- 1408
- 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,027
- Come on, Tyler.
- 1409
- 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:23,964
- - Kenny, we need your help. Jump in.
- - I'll call you back.
- 1410
- 01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:26,216
- We can't find Seymour.
- He's in there somewhere.
- 1411
- 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:28,426
- What do you mean, he's in there?
- Who let him in?
- 1412
- 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:30,953
- Where is he? Where is he?
- 1413
- 01:11:31,036 --> 01:11:32,347
- I think I feel something.
- 1414
- 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,873
- - There! There he is!
- - Seymour.
- 1415
- 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,625
- Pull it! Pull it off!
- 1416
- 01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:37,769
- He can barely breathe!
- 1417
- 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:38,937
- - All right!
- - We gotta get him out!
- 1418
- 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:40,671
- Dr. Cortice! Where are you?
- 1419
- 01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:43,007
- What's going on?
- 1420
- 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,552
- Something happen?
- 1421
- 01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:48,178
- All right. Before we go...
- 1422
- 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:51,098
- Does he have any preexisting condition
- we need to know about?
- 1423
- 01:11:51,598 --> 01:11:53,392
- What would you need to know about?
- 1424
- 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,562
- Well, we need to know what medications
- he's taking or can't take.
- 1425
- 01:11:56,645 --> 01:11:58,939
- Does he have a preexisting condition?
- 1426
- 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:05,112
- He...
- 1427
- 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,656
- Diabetes.
- 1428
- 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:12,119
- - Oh, okay. So, the legs...
- - Ah...
- 1429
- 01:12:12,202 --> 01:12:13,954
- That shit's not from the war?
- 1430
- 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:16,498
- That old fool lost his legs to sugar?
- 1431
- 01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:22,129
- That's cheating!
- 1432
- 01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:26,592
- You guys, stay in here.
- 1433
- 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:30,304
- It's probably the neighbors
- about the penis-whistling.
- 1434
- 01:12:32,723 --> 01:12:35,434
- What're you doing here?
- Is the bachelor party over?
- 1435
- 01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:40,272
- Yeah. Someone had a stroke
- and the strippers got mad. Where's Sarah?
- 1436
- 01:12:41,398 --> 01:12:42,524
- You listen to me.
- 1437
- 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:46,695
- You are to go nowhere near my best friend.
- That is history.
- 1438
- 01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:50,824
- Oh, my God, it's a stripper!
- 1439
- 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:51,908
- I'm sorry?
- 1440
- 01:12:52,493 --> 01:12:53,660
- She's a little out of it.
- 1441
- 01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:54,953
- You're an adult.
- 1442
- 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:58,207
- You should've learned how to drink
- eight years ago, when you were 15.
- 1443
- 01:12:58,290 --> 01:13:00,084
- Hey, do you want to have sex?
- 1444
- 01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:02,628
- I mean, go back to your place?
- 1445
- 01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:04,922
- I mean, do you?
- 1446
- 01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:06,673
- - Wait. Is that Jared?
- - Yep.
- 1447
- 01:13:07,257 --> 01:13:09,009
- Got him off your back for you.
- 1448
- 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,972
- Uh, maybe we should hold off.
- 1449
- 01:13:14,515 --> 01:13:16,266
- Because you're drunk,
- 1450
- 01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:20,062
- not because my dad's waiting for me
- in the car out front to take me home.
- 1451
- 01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:27,778
- So, how's he reacting to the cortisone?
- 1452
- 01:13:27,861 --> 01:13:30,072
- His vitals are stable right now,
- 1453
- 01:13:30,155 --> 01:13:33,158
- but between his age,
- the stress of being under foam,
- 1454
- 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:35,577
- and, of course, the diabetes...
- 1455
- 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:39,081
- it doesn't look promising.
- 1456
- 01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:41,083
- His face looks very red.
- 1457
- 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:44,837
- My understanding, from the EMTs, is that
- the redness is from the punch bowl.
- 1458
- 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,047
- That's all fruit punch?
- 1459
- 01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,174
- Yes. I tasted it.
- 1460
- 01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:51,135
- Guys, I'm so sorry.
- 1461
- 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:53,262
- - I feel responsible.
- - Stop this right now.
- 1462
- 01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:54,697
- This was gonna happen to this man,
- 1463
- 01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:57,975
- whether he was thrown
- into a foam pit with strippers
- 1464
- 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,436
- or home alone, watching Wheel of Fortune.
- 1465
- 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:03,188
- He had a preexisting condition.
- It had nothing to do with you.
- 1466
- 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:04,273
- All right.
- 1467
- 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,358
- - All right?
- - Yeah. Thanks, Kenny.
- 1468
- 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,734
- Thanks, man.
- 1469
- 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:09,403
- Charles.
- 1470
- 01:14:10,946 --> 01:14:14,032
- I think you should have
- some time alone with Seymour.
- 1471
- 01:14:14,950 --> 01:14:16,618
- I've been alone with him for years.
- 1472
- 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:20,664
- Yes, but you might wanna
- share with him right now.
- 1473
- 01:14:20,747 --> 01:14:22,875
- It's healthy for both of you.
- 1474
- 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,251
- Closure.
- 1475
- 01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:26,920
- You don't wanna leave anything unsaid.
- 1476
- 01:14:27,504 --> 01:14:28,422
- Really?
- 1477
- 01:14:28,505 --> 01:14:31,133
- Don't hold back now.
- You'll regret it.
- 1478
- 01:14:31,216 --> 01:14:33,760
- Leave nothing unsaid.
- 1479
- 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:42,227
- I'm sorry. Very.
- 1480
- 01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:55,449
- I used to whack off
- into our vacuum cleaner...
- 1481
- 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,452
- thinking about Magdalena, our housekeeper.
- 1482
- 01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:01,371
- And then Mom...
- 1483
- 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:04,917
- replaced the vacuum
- with one of those Dysons
- 1484
- 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,668
- that doesn't have a hose.
- 1485
- 01:15:09,922 --> 01:15:11,215
- And I felt lost.
- 1486
- 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:24,102
- But fortunately, I figured out,
- one time after breakfast,
- 1487
- 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:30,275
- that if you fill a Ziploc bag
- full of Bisquick and warm water,
- 1488
- 01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:32,486
- and then make a tube...
- 1489
- 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:34,947
- He's been in there for an hour.
- 1490
- 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,574
- I guess he's got a lot on his mind.
- 1491
- 01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:43,288
- Thank you.
- 1492
- 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,628
- Whatever happens,
- I feel like a weight's been lifted.
- 1493
- 01:15:51,046 --> 01:15:52,631
- I'm gonna grab a smoke.
- 1494
- 01:16:01,098 --> 01:16:05,227
- Here is a man who taught us
- that you can walk with God,
- 1495
- 01:16:06,019 --> 01:16:07,729
- even without legs.
- 1496
- 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:12,651
- The navi Shmuel,
- in the eponymous Book of Samuel,
- 1497
- 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:15,779
- tells the painful story of Mephibosheth,
- 1498
- 01:16:15,862 --> 01:16:19,241
- the son of Jonathan,
- the grandson of King Saul,
- 1499
- 01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:22,578
- a man who was loyal to King David
- through thick and thin.
- 1500
- 01:16:23,787 --> 01:16:27,583
- Mephibosheth, the prophet tells us,
- was lame,
- 1501
- 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:30,168
- and lived at the mercy
- of those around him.
- 1502
- 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:34,548
- - He was manipulated, mocked...
- - What's with the strip?
- 1503
- 01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:35,966
- That a Jewish thing?
- 1504
- 01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:40,887
- I use it to keep me from snoring.
- I don't wanna be rude.
- 1505
- 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,016
- Seymour Lustig was loyal
- through and through.
- 1506
- 01:17:04,202 --> 01:17:08,498
- The time I was able to spend
- with Private Seymour Lustig was brief.
- 1507
- 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:12,628
- But the lessons I learned
- will last a lifetime.
- 1508
- 01:17:13,545 --> 01:17:16,590
- Private Lustig was not
- a man of many words,
- 1509
- 01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:19,301
- but he did tell me
- that he loved West Hempstead,
- 1510
- 01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:22,846
- and even said that I had done a great job.
- 1511
- 01:17:23,555 --> 01:17:25,098
- You did great up there.
- 1512
- 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:26,183
- - Ah, thanks.
- - Yeah.
- 1513
- 01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:27,100
- Sorry about your loss.
- 1514
- 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:29,811
- Thank you. I guess I'll see you
- tomorrow night.
- 1515
- 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:32,022
- No, no, no. That's not happening.
- 1516
- 01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:33,106
- What's that?
- 1517
- 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:35,901
- Why would we have a tribute dinner
- if he's not gonna be there?
- 1518
- 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:40,405
- Well, I figured a nice
- kinda posthumous kinda thing.
- 1519
- 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:42,949
- The funeral was a posthumous
- kind of thing, no?
- 1520
- 01:17:43,033 --> 01:17:46,578
- Yeah, but I thought
- you already promised us the dinner, so...
- 1521
- 01:17:47,871 --> 01:17:50,165
- I know about the diabetes, okay?
- 1522
- 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,292
- All right?
- 1523
- 01:17:52,376 --> 01:17:53,960
- I think we're done here.
- 1524
- 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:55,962
- Now, let's put him in the hearse.
- 1525
- 01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:04,054
- - Oh. Got to keep it level, man.
- - Morons.
- 1526
- 01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:20,070
- Hey. How's everybody doing?
- 1527
- 01:18:20,153 --> 01:18:21,154
- Good, Dad.
- 1528
- 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:24,324
- Right. Let's get in the car. Come on.
- 1529
- 01:18:24,908 --> 01:18:27,994
- You didn't have your guys
- fix the ballroom leak yet?
- 1530
- 01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:31,998
- Well, we're back on, so get 'em on it.
- 1531
- 01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:33,458
- Please stop giggling.
- 1532
- 01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:34,793
- Kenny, are you ready?
- 1533
- 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,795
- Come on! The rehearsal dinner's at 8:00!
- 1534
- 01:18:36,878 --> 01:18:39,297
- I know! I'm going downstairs already!
- 1535
- 01:18:39,381 --> 01:18:41,133
- - Do his tie!
- - All right!
- 1536
- 01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:42,384
- Wow, Dad!
- 1537
- 01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:44,344
- What? What happened?
- 1538
- 01:18:44,428 --> 01:18:46,763
- I think I've seen you
- in a suit three times:
- 1539
- 01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:49,015
- my bat mitzvah, my high school graduation,
- 1540
- 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:51,476
- and when you took us to the city
- to see Phantom.
- 1541
- 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:52,602
- Yeah.
- 1542
- 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,814
- All three times
- I wore this suit, by the way.
- 1543
- 01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:57,357
- It still looks great.
- 1544
- 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:04,656
- You're making it all happen, Dad.
- 1545
- 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:08,326
- - Yeah.
- - Dad! Dad!
- 1546
- 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,537
- I think I did my tie good.
- 1547
- 01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:12,497
- Yeah. Hey, it looks fantastic.
- 1548
- 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:15,417
- - It's... Let me just touch it up.
- - Okay.
- 1549
- 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:17,169
- Okay. You knotted it up good.
- 1550
- 01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:19,129
- Wow, Dr. Cortice.
- 1551
- 01:19:19,212 --> 01:19:20,338
- So handsome.
- 1552
- 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,591
- - Everyone's so excited for tonight.
- - Come on.
- 1553
- 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:25,427
- It's not City Hall,
- but we'll have some fun.
- 1554
- 01:19:25,510 --> 01:19:27,179
- Okay, okay.
- 1555
- 01:19:27,262 --> 01:19:29,931
- - Over here.
- - Okay.
- 1556
- 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:31,475
- Hey, what's wrong?
- 1557
- 01:19:31,558 --> 01:19:33,727
- Hey. Nothing, pally.
- 1558
- 01:19:33,810 --> 01:19:37,355
- You look like you found out
- Sears went out of business.
- 1559
- 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,274
- No, no, no.
- 1560
- 01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:42,652
- Did tomorrow blow up?
- 1561
- 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,949
- Yeah. Yeah, but it's okay.
- 1562
- 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:51,244
- So, your family's good with it?
- 1563
- 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:54,748
- I can't... I haven't had
- the heart to tell them.
- 1564
- 01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:58,502
- Look, why don't you just
- let me pay for City Hall,
- 1565
- 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:00,003
- and nobody has to find out.
- 1566
- 01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:03,048
- Yeah. Please don't ask again.
- 1567
- 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:04,508
- - Okay, I'm sorry.
- - Okay.
- 1568
- 01:20:04,591 --> 01:20:06,218
- - You'll figure it out.
- - Thank you.
- 1569
- 01:20:06,301 --> 01:20:09,304
- Tonight, it's just immediate family.
- It's not that big a deal.
- 1570
- 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:11,431
- Thanks.
- 1571
- 01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:16,228
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 1572
- 01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:19,022
- I'll say hi to the driver.
- That's what I'm gonna do.
- 1573
- 01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:22,818
- Wait, wait.
- Which one's the driver?
- 1574
- 01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:25,379
- I figured if they had to drive themselves,
- they might get lost.
- 1575
- 01:20:25,403 --> 01:20:29,074
- Yeah, the Hamptons are hard to find.
- That makes sense.
- 1576
- 01:20:29,157 --> 01:20:30,700
- You got two of 'em, huh?
- 1577
- 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:32,661
- Yeah, they gave me two
- for the price of two.
- 1578
- 01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:35,580
- That's funny. That's funny.
- 1579
- 01:20:45,131 --> 01:20:46,842
- Dad, this place is like a dream.
- 1580
- 01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:50,637
- Oh, yeah. It's very understated,
- just like Sarah's taste.
- 1581
- 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,306
- They've got croissants in a jar and...
- 1582
- 01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:56,059
- This place is amazing. Who lives here?
- 1583
- 01:20:56,142 --> 01:20:58,854
- Thank you. It's a well-known celebrity.
- 1584
- 01:20:58,937 --> 01:21:01,648
- Do you know Psy?
- He recorded that song "Gangnam Style."
- 1585
- 01:21:01,731 --> 01:21:03,316
- You know Psy?
- 1586
- 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,569
- Well, actually, I did his father's heart.
- 1587
- 01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,279
- He lends his art to museums.
- 1588
- 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,948
- Of course he does. Amazing.
- 1589
- 01:21:10,031 --> 01:21:12,409
- Psy has beautiful taste, doesn't he, Mom?
- 1590
- 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:17,289
- Oh. Oh, yeah, wonderful taste. Mmm-hmm.
- 1591
- 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:21,001
- You know, when you bite your thumb,
- you're supposed to stop.
- 1592
- 01:21:29,342 --> 01:21:30,594
- How's school?
- 1593
- 01:21:31,177 --> 01:21:34,097
- Dad, I took a year off to travel abroad.
- 1594
- 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,891
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I knew that.
- 1595
- 01:21:38,935 --> 01:21:40,270
- Did you try the pork dumplings?
- 1596
- 01:21:40,353 --> 01:21:41,813
- They're so good.
- 1597
- 01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:46,401
- No, because I'm a vegetarian.
- I've been a vegetarian for two years.
- 1598
- 01:21:46,484 --> 01:21:48,528
- Oh, I thought that was slang
- for something.
- 1599
- 01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:50,906
- No, Dad, I'm not a lesbian.
- I keep telling you.
- 1600
- 01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:52,991
- You're not?
- 1601
- 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,160
- Hello, everybody.
- 1602
- 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,164
- This has been such a gratifying night,
- to see all of you
- 1603
- 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:01,416
- - enjoying yourselves so much...
- - Thank you.
- 1604
- 01:22:01,499 --> 01:22:03,001
- ...after all our planning.
- 1605
- 01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:04,084
- And to Sarah,
- 1606
- 01:22:04,127 --> 01:22:06,838
- we can't wait to have you in our family.
- 1607
- 01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:07,964
- Thank you.
- 1608
- 01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:10,675
- I can't wait to spoil my first grandchild.
- 1609
- 01:22:12,677 --> 01:22:16,890
- May I add here that we are especially
- excited for a Jewish grandchild.
- 1610
- 01:22:16,973 --> 01:22:19,768
- As you know, Drake is black and Jewish,
- 1611
- 01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,687
- and he's our favorite artist
- to make love to.
- 1612
- 01:22:23,563 --> 01:22:24,397
- Okay.
- 1613
- 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,024
- Okay, Kirby.
- 1614
- 01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:27,943
- Speech from the father!
- 1615
- 01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:29,626
- Oh! didn't know I was supposed to speak.
- 1616
- 01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:31,488
- I'll do one if he doesn't.
- 1617
- 01:22:31,571 --> 01:22:33,156
- No, no, that's okay, kid.
- 1618
- 01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:36,242
- Uh... Well, what can I say?
- 1619
- 01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:39,579
- First, I wanna salute my ex-wife, Katrina.
- 1620
- 01:22:39,663 --> 01:22:43,541
- It's a great speech,
- and her boyfriend, Pistachio.
- 1621
- 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,712
- So, we're here to talk about my son,
- 1622
- 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,631
- who, uh... You know...
- 1623
- 01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:53,802
- I wasn't there when he was born,
- but I was on my way.
- 1624
- 01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:58,181
- And when I got there,
- I was excited to meet him.
- 1625
- 01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:02,060
- I never hit my children.
- 1626
- 01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:06,356
- That's one of the good things
- about not being there.
- 1627
- 01:23:07,023 --> 01:23:09,067
- I never beat their mother.
- 1628
- 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:13,822
- She beat me a couple of times.
- We called the cops.
- 1629
- 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:18,702
- You know what? Let's forget 2008, okay?
- 1630
- 01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:20,870
- Not even gonna bring it up now.
- 1631
- 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:28,044
- Should've let me go.
- 1632
- 01:23:59,492 --> 01:24:01,494
- What the hell are you doing?
- 1633
- 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:05,373
- Check it out.
- I snuck some video at the bachelor party.
- 1634
- 01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,417
- You're looking at strippers?
- 1635
- 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:09,461
- Your father just died today.
- 1636
- 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:11,671
- Hey, it's after midnight, okay?
- That was yesterday.
- 1637
- 01:24:11,755 --> 01:24:12,755
- Well...
- 1638
- 01:24:13,214 --> 01:24:16,092
- Listen, I need your help. I...
- 1639
- 01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:18,762
- The mayor backed outta the City Hall.
- 1640
- 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:19,971
- Politicians.
- 1641
- 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,824
- You know they're lying
- 'cause their lips are moving.
- 1642
- 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:25,143
- - I still haven't told anybody yet.
- - Well, don't.
- 1643
- 01:24:25,226 --> 01:24:26,519
- Here's what you say.
- 1644
- 01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:29,898
- The mayor said something racist to you,
- and you had to pull the plug.
- 1645
- 01:24:29,981 --> 01:24:31,107
- People love that.
- 1646
- 01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:32,067
- How?
- 1647
- 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,445
- How do you even prove that?
- 1648
- 01:24:35,528 --> 01:24:37,322
- Fine. How about bats?
- 1649
- 01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:38,656
- What?
- 1650
- 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,384
- You know, you say you can't
- do the wedding there
- 1651
- 01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:42,118
- because there's bats in City Hall.
- 1652
- 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:43,620
- You know, an infestation.
- 1653
- 01:24:43,703 --> 01:24:45,246
- There's bats all around!
- 1654
- 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:47,058
- They're in the underpass
- at the train station.
- 1655
- 01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,667
- All we need is nets. All right?
- We get them into City Hall,
- 1656
- 01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,628
- and they have to close it down. Done.
- 1657
- 01:24:51,711 --> 01:24:53,272
- - What are we getting in City Hall?
- - Bats.
- 1658
- 01:24:53,296 --> 01:24:54,672
- No... Stop it!
- 1659
- 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:57,592
- - What are you doing up?
- - I'm always up. Bats?
- 1660
- 01:24:57,675 --> 01:24:59,803
- No, I don't know what he's talking about.
- 1661
- 01:25:01,679 --> 01:25:05,767
- Okay, listen.
- The mayor killed the wedding.
- 1662
- 01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:07,936
- Just... Just 'cause of the lying?
- 1663
- 01:25:08,019 --> 01:25:12,273
- I don't know how to tell anybody.
- I'm sick to my stomach right now.
- 1664
- 01:25:12,357 --> 01:25:15,110
- So we have to sabotage City Hall!
- 1665
- 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:19,781
- Fireplace. Remember? There's a fireplace
- in the mayor's office.
- 1666
- 01:25:19,864 --> 01:25:23,243
- We just get bats down the chimney,
- and we're in. That's it.
- 1667
- 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:25,326
- Come on. There's only a few hours
- left of darkness.
- 1668
- 01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:29,040
- What? You and me are gonna go catch
- a bunch of bats?
- 1669
- 01:25:29,124 --> 01:25:31,417
- And me. I'll help.
- 1670
- 01:25:31,501 --> 01:25:34,629
- Yeah, but they are fast.
- We'll need a bunch of people.
- 1671
- 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,069
- Are you sure we don't need
- the other guys for this?
- 1672
- 01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:01,114
- Ah, it's only two floors.
- I can scale it myself.
- 1673
- 01:26:01,698 --> 01:26:03,032
- One...
- 1674
- 01:26:03,741 --> 01:26:04,742
- two...
- 1675
- 01:26:05,785 --> 01:26:07,203
- three!
- 1676
- 01:26:08,204 --> 01:26:09,473
- Oh!
- 1677
- 01:26:09,497 --> 01:26:12,542
- Oh, oh, oh! They're freaking out.
- 1678
- 01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:15,253
- - Ah, come on!
- - Calm down.
- 1679
- 01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:17,172
- Give me the Kahlua.
- 1680
- 01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:18,173
- The what?
- 1681
- 01:26:18,256 --> 01:26:20,383
- It's still in the trunk. Come on. Hurry.
- 1682
- 01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:27,015
- You all right?
- 1683
- 01:26:27,098 --> 01:26:29,809
- - Just hold it steady.
- - Careful, careful.
- 1684
- 01:26:29,893 --> 01:26:31,745
- - Hold... Hold my...
- - I got it!
- 1685
- 01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:33,146
- All right, bag!
- 1686
- 01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:35,940
- Bag! Bag! Give it to him!
- Get it! Go!
- 1687
- 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,358
- - All right.
- - Go.
- 1688
- 01:26:37,442 --> 01:26:38,985
- Go! Yes!
- 1689
- 01:26:39,068 --> 01:26:40,546
- - Good, good.
- - Yes!
- 1690
- 01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:41,905
- Go, go.
- 1691
- 01:26:43,114 --> 01:26:44,490
- Okay.
- 1692
- 01:26:44,574 --> 01:26:46,284
- Oh!
- 1693
- 01:26:47,076 --> 01:26:48,661
- Ah!
- 1694
- 01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,434
- What're you doing?
- 1695
- 01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:16,314
- Gotta give it a minute.
- 1696
- 01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:18,233
- The bats need to know that
- they can't fly out.
- 1697
- 01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,405
- All right, I think we're good.
- 1698
- 01:27:26,324 --> 01:27:27,784
- What the heck?
- 1699
- 01:27:27,867 --> 01:27:29,577
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh, my God.
- 1700
- 01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:34,582
- - Get your clothes!
- - I got it!
- 1701
- 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,833
- Clear!
- 1702
- 01:27:36,834 --> 01:27:37,835
- Let's go.
- 1703
- 01:27:39,212 --> 01:27:40,213
- Call 911.
- 1704
- 01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:43,424
- Go! No 911! Can't do that. Let's just go.
- 1705
- 01:27:56,312 --> 01:27:57,814
- All right, done!
- 1706
- 01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:02,860
- Might wanna throw away that bag, though.
- Those morons pooped in it.
- 1707
- 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:11,369
- Police and animal control are working
- to remove several dozen bats
- 1708
- 01:28:11,452 --> 01:28:15,581
- that authorities say were discovered this
- morning inside West Hempstead City Hall.
- 1709
- 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:19,210
- What the hell?
- Kenny, what are we gonna do?
- 1710
- 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,962
- I don't know. That was crazy.
- 1711
- 01:28:21,045 --> 01:28:24,007
- You can get all kinds of rabies
- from those assholes.
- 1712
- 01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:26,009
- Are people even gonna wanna
- go in there now?
- 1713
- 01:28:26,092 --> 01:28:29,178
- Honey, I'm sure if you want it there,
- most people will go,
- 1714
- 01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:31,097
- if... If we're allowed.
- 1715
- 01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:33,474
- - Right?
- - I don't know. I don't know.
- 1716
- 01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:35,643
- Well, don't put this
- all on yourself, sweetheart.
- 1717
- 01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:38,563
- Come on, everybody. Come in here.
- Gather 'round.
- 1718
- 01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:43,318
- Maybe we should take a poll to see where
- everyone's heads are at right now.
- 1719
- 01:28:43,401 --> 01:28:48,323
- Would you rather we bring the wedding
- back to the hotel, where the big leak is,
- 1720
- 01:28:48,406 --> 01:28:51,326
- or City Hall, with the bats?
- 1721
- 01:28:51,409 --> 01:28:53,411
- Who... Who would rather have the bats?
- 1722
- 01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,211
- I'm pretty sure the bats are
- not gonna be good for Noah.
- 1723
- 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,838
- Pablo, thank you.
- 1724
- 01:29:03,921 --> 01:29:07,216
- The mayor expressed deep dismay,
- saying he just heard about this right now,
- 1725
- 01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:09,302
- and was far away from City Hall
- when it happened,
- 1726
- 01:29:09,385 --> 01:29:12,847
- still mourning the passing of
- local war hero Seymour Lustig.
- 1727
- 01:29:12,930 --> 01:29:14,932
- He said City Hall has been evacuated,
- 1728
- 01:29:15,016 --> 01:29:18,686
- and will not be reopened until every bat
- and every last pellet of bat feces
- 1729
- 01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:20,271
- has been found and disposed of.
- 1730
- 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,606
- Ay-ay-ay.
- 1731
- 01:29:21,689 --> 01:29:26,110
- Well, I guess we'll have to re-book
- the hotel if it's still available.
- 1732
- 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,112
- My wedding is today, Mom.
- 1733
- 01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:31,449
- Sweetheart, I will get that done for you.
- I promise you.
- 1734
- 01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:38,498
- Aw, Daddy will fix it.
- 1735
- 01:29:38,581 --> 01:29:41,667
- What can you do? It happens. Bats.
- 1736
- 01:30:17,578 --> 01:30:19,288
- Powerful shit.
- 1737
- 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:24,168
- Powerful, meaningful shit.
- 1738
- 01:30:33,177 --> 01:30:35,680
- Whoop! There it is! Ah!
- 1739
- 01:30:39,517 --> 01:30:43,855
- Under the rabbinical authority of
- the West Hempstead Synagogue,
- 1740
- 01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:46,232
- I pronounce you husband and wife.
- 1741
- 01:30:48,651 --> 01:30:49,652
- Argh!
- 1742
- 01:30:50,611 --> 01:30:51,863
- No! No!
- 1743
- 01:30:51,946 --> 01:30:53,447
- - Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
- - No!
- 1744
- 01:30:53,531 --> 01:30:55,658
- What you're feeling is scary,
- but not dangerous.
- 1745
- 01:30:56,367 --> 01:30:57,618
- You may kiss.
- 1746
- 01:31:05,918 --> 01:31:07,295
- Yes.
- 1747
- 01:31:10,798 --> 01:31:12,550
- I just broke my heel.
- 1748
- 01:31:13,217 --> 01:31:14,217
- Yeah.
- 1749
- 01:31:20,349 --> 01:31:21,809
- She broke her shoe.
- 1750
- 01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:24,854
- - She broke her shoe.
- - Stop. That's not your job anymore.
- 1751
- 01:31:24,937 --> 01:31:28,191
- - Just let him be the husband.
- - Yeah, I know.
- 1752
- 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:39,035
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1753
- 01:32:03,434 --> 01:32:05,853
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1754
- 01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:08,314
- believers and skeptics,
- 1755
- 01:32:08,397 --> 01:32:11,442
- feast your eyes on the wonder that is...
- 1756
- 01:32:11,525 --> 01:32:13,361
- the wedding party.
- 1757
- 01:33:07,623 --> 01:33:08,623
- Oh, ooh!
- 1758
- 01:33:13,838 --> 01:33:16,424
- We got us a ghetto wedding.
- 1759
- 01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,144
- Yeah. Good pick.
- 1760
- 01:34:35,002 --> 01:34:36,796
- You... You're not enjoying this, are you?
- 1761
- 01:34:36,879 --> 01:34:38,506
- No, no, I'm good.
- 1762
- 01:34:39,090 --> 01:34:40,216
- You don't look good.
- 1763
- 01:34:40,299 --> 01:34:42,635
- I mean, me?
- I got a reason to be miserable.
- 1764
- 01:34:43,344 --> 01:34:44,929
- I barely know my own family.
- 1765
- 01:34:45,012 --> 01:34:47,139
- That's not true. They love you.
- 1766
- 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:49,809
- They gotta love me.
- I... I write the checks.
- 1767
- 01:34:49,892 --> 01:34:51,685
- You? Your wife loves you.
- 1768
- 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:52,978
- Your kids love you.
- 1769
- 01:34:53,062 --> 01:34:56,232
- My kids love you.
- Shit! My... My whole family loves you.
- 1770
- 01:34:56,315 --> 01:34:58,192
- Pally, why do you think...
- 1771
- 01:34:58,275 --> 01:35:02,279
- Oh, oh, guys, we're... We're talking.
- Can you please just lift us back up?
- 1772
- 01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:06,826
- Why do you think they give you grief,
- your kids? Because they love you!
- 1773
- 01:35:06,909 --> 01:35:09,745
- It's different.
- You were there when they needed you.
- 1774
- 01:35:09,829 --> 01:35:11,080
- I was chasing ass.
- 1775
- 01:35:11,163 --> 01:35:13,707
- Now, where...
- Where did all this ass come from?
- 1776
- 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:16,836
- I was a young black surgeon in LA.
- 1777
- 01:35:16,919 --> 01:35:19,964
- It was like I was Dr. Denzel for 30 years.
- 1778
- 01:35:20,047 --> 01:35:22,758
- Okay. Okay, guys, guys.
- I said we were still talking. Hold up.
- 1779
- 01:35:22,842 --> 01:35:24,135
- Please. Come on, pally.
- 1780
- 01:35:24,218 --> 01:35:27,096
- Still plenty of time
- to make it up to them.
- 1781
- 01:35:27,179 --> 01:35:28,764
- Plenty of time?
- 1782
- 01:35:28,848 --> 01:35:32,435
- I don't know about you, but this
- kinda seems like the final act to me.
- 1783
- 01:35:32,518 --> 01:35:36,439
- No, no, no. This is just the start
- of the next phase.
- 1784
- 01:35:36,522 --> 01:35:40,693
- Yeah, right! You look real psyched
- about this next phase.
- 1785
- 01:35:40,776 --> 01:35:42,069
- What, I'm not psyched?
- 1786
- 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:44,780
- - Come on!
- - Hey! Whoa, whoa!
- 1787
- 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:46,866
- You kiddin' me? The man's talkin', here!
- 1788
- 01:35:46,949 --> 01:35:49,118
- I can't hold it anymore. Talk down here.
- 1789
- 01:35:49,201 --> 01:35:52,663
- It's a private conversation.
- Come on, 30 more seconds.
- 1790
- 01:35:52,746 --> 01:35:53,998
- I'm not psyched?
- 1791
- 01:35:54,081 --> 01:35:55,249
- You know what, pal?
- 1792
- 01:35:56,041 --> 01:36:00,004
- If I had dedicated my whole life
- to my kids the way you did,
- 1793
- 01:36:00,087 --> 01:36:02,506
- I'd be scared to face tomorrow, too.
- 1794
- 01:36:04,717 --> 01:36:05,718
- Dad.
- 1795
- 01:36:05,801 --> 01:36:08,012
- Dad, get the hell down!
- Uncle Mark's gonna collapse!
- 1796
- 01:36:08,095 --> 01:36:10,431
- - What's that?
- - Damn it.
- 1797
- 01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:28,407
- Save the veil!
- 1798
- 01:36:34,830 --> 01:36:36,415
- There's sprinklers.
- 1799
- 01:36:50,179 --> 01:36:51,514
- Where is the...
- 1800
- 01:36:51,597 --> 01:36:54,308
- - Are you okay, babe?
- - Yeah. Where's Sarah?
- 1801
- 01:36:54,892 --> 01:36:56,810
- Dad! Daddy, are you all right?
- 1802
- 01:36:56,894 --> 01:36:58,497
- I'm fine, I'm fine. I need to talk to you.
- 1803
- 01:36:58,521 --> 01:37:00,773
- I need to... Come here. I'll be, uh...
- 1804
- 01:37:00,856 --> 01:37:02,816
- Gimme a minute. Just, everyone go.
- 1805
- 01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:10,241
- - I love you.
- - I know. Let's just get out of here.
- 1806
- 01:37:10,324 --> 01:37:11,825
- I love you. I'm sorry.
- 1807
- 01:37:12,576 --> 01:37:14,537
- Dad. I know how hard you worked.
- 1808
- 01:37:14,620 --> 01:37:16,681
- - I had to pay for it.
- - You did everything you could.
- 1809
- 01:37:16,705 --> 01:37:17,957
- - I know.
- - No.
- 1810
- 01:37:18,040 --> 01:37:22,127
- I... I should've let Tyler's dad help pay,
- 1811
- 01:37:22,211 --> 01:37:23,837
- instead of being a big shot.
- 1812
- 01:37:24,421 --> 01:37:27,508
- I... I had to make the whole thing
- about me.
- 1813
- 01:37:31,178 --> 01:37:32,972
- Instead of, uh...
- 1814
- 01:37:34,014 --> 01:37:36,058
- ...just the wedding. I just...
- 1815
- 01:37:36,141 --> 01:37:38,686
- I didn't wanna
- have to think about...
- 1816
- 01:37:39,895 --> 01:37:41,230
- About what, Dad?
- 1817
- 01:37:42,606 --> 01:37:43,691
- About...
- 1818
- 01:37:47,444 --> 01:37:50,322
- This is the last thing
- I'm ever gonna get to do for you.
- 1819
- 01:37:51,407 --> 01:37:53,117
- I'm losin' you.
- 1820
- 01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:55,619
- Dad, you're not.
- 1821
- 01:37:55,703 --> 01:38:02,084
- Yeah, no, I am. I am. It's okay.
- It's how it works. It's a crappy system.
- 1822
- 01:38:03,377 --> 01:38:05,212
- But he's such a good kid.
- 1823
- 01:38:05,296 --> 01:38:07,298
- He's the best, and I'm sorry.
- 1824
- 01:38:07,381 --> 01:38:12,136
- And I'm sorry to both of you guys.
- You deserve better than what I gave you.
- 1825
- 01:38:12,219 --> 01:38:15,681
- I love you so much. Thank you.
- 1826
- 01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:18,475
- Thank you for saying that.
- 1827
- 01:38:19,476 --> 01:38:24,440
- You'll never lose me.
- And I'll take you over any fancy place.
- 1828
- 01:38:28,819 --> 01:38:31,905
- Come on, you guys. We gotta get going.
- 1829
- 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:34,325
- What? All right, where's the fire exit?
- 1830
- 01:38:34,408 --> 01:38:36,535
- No, we gotta take the wedding pictures.
- 1831
- 01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:40,247
- - Are you insane?
- - No, they found a room without a fire.
- 1832
- 01:38:40,331 --> 01:38:41,790
- Sir, we'll get it done quickly.
- 1833
- 01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:48,422
- Can you guys get it together?
- 1834
- 01:38:48,505 --> 01:38:50,716
- Okay, yeah, absolutely.
- 1835
- 01:38:50,799 --> 01:38:51,842
- I'm sorry, uh...
- 1836
- 01:38:52,593 --> 01:38:54,136
- Just give me one more try.
- 1837
- 01:39:03,437 --> 01:39:05,939
- I don't think I've ever seen
- Dad cry before.
- 1838
- 01:39:06,023 --> 01:39:07,566
- Mike Piazza's retirement.
- 1839
- 01:39:20,746 --> 01:39:23,582
- - Come on, guys. We'll put it here.
- - Where's it go?
- 1840
- 01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,543
- Take 'er down. Take it.
- Take it. There.
- 1841
- 01:39:31,131 --> 01:39:36,470
- All right, come on. You wanna turn. Yup.
- We got the brakes. This way!
- 1842
- 01:39:38,097 --> 01:39:40,683
- I got three plates.
- Here we go! Here we go!
- 1843
- 01:39:57,074 --> 01:39:59,868
- Hey, come on. Get some of this.
- 1844
- 01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:14,550
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- Lookin' good. Lookin' good.
- 1845
- 01:40:14,633 --> 01:40:17,594
- Hey, look who made it, man! You made it!
- 1846
- 01:40:17,678 --> 01:40:18,887
- Just roll with it.
- 1847
- 01:40:18,971 --> 01:40:22,141
- - Hey, what's up?
- - All right, good to see you, man.
- 1848
- 01:40:22,224 --> 01:40:23,726
- Thanks for having us.
- 1849
- 01:40:24,393 --> 01:40:28,772
- Sir, I see you really love your queens.
- 1850
- 01:40:29,690 --> 01:40:30,733
- Big laugh.
- 1851
- 01:40:32,234 --> 01:40:33,944
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1852
- 01:40:34,027 --> 01:40:35,779
- boys and girls of all ages,
- 1853
- 01:40:35,863 --> 01:40:38,532
- the time is nigh.
- 1854
- 01:40:38,615 --> 01:40:41,201
- Watch and marvel
- 1855
- 01:40:41,285 --> 01:40:45,080
- as the bride and groom partake
- in their first dance.
- 1856
- 01:40:50,836 --> 01:40:54,757
- Sarah, 23 years ago,
- your great-grandmother, Yetta,
- 1857
- 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:56,383
- recorded this
- 1858
- 01:40:56,467 --> 01:40:58,302
- just for this night,
- 1859
- 01:40:58,385 --> 01:41:00,554
- knowing she would most certainly be dead.
- 1860
- 01:41:02,806 --> 01:41:04,016
- Cue video.
- 1861
- 01:41:07,227 --> 01:41:12,024
- This is for my little Sarah.
- May you have a blessed marriage.
- 1862
- 01:41:12,107 --> 01:41:14,818
- That's... That's the woman in the painting
- I said looks like you.
- 1863
- 01:41:14,902 --> 01:41:17,237
- No. I don't know
- what you're talking about.
- 1864
- 01:41:45,516 --> 01:41:50,938
- And now, moms and dads,
- join us in this wondrous ritual.
- 1865
- 01:42:13,252 --> 01:42:16,630
- - That's a good boy you raised there.
- - You helped.
- 1866
- 01:42:17,548 --> 01:42:19,216
- You did about eighty percent.
- 1867
- 01:42:19,299 --> 01:42:20,717
- Eighty-five.
- 1868
- 01:42:23,470 --> 01:42:25,806
- - You're a good woman.
- - Thank you.
- 1869
- 01:42:25,889 --> 01:42:27,808
- And I love taking care of you.
- 1870
- 01:42:28,767 --> 01:42:31,019
- And I love taking care of Ignacio.
- 1871
- 01:42:31,103 --> 01:42:33,355
- He's like a foreign kid I get to sponsor.
- 1872
- 01:42:35,232 --> 01:42:38,110
- Hey, Ignacio,
- come and take your queen.
- 1873
- 01:42:38,944 --> 01:42:40,946
- I'm gonna find my princess.
- 1874
- 01:43:07,764 --> 01:43:10,684
- Did I tell you I love you this week?
- Because I do.
- 1875
- 01:43:10,767 --> 01:43:13,729
- Uh, you might've said it a couple times.
- 1876
- 01:43:13,812 --> 01:43:16,273
- Ah, less than usual.
- That's... That's not right.
- 1877
- 01:43:16,356 --> 01:43:18,358
- Are you happy? Or just drunk?
- 1878
- 01:43:18,442 --> 01:43:22,821
- Ah! Both. I don't know.
- This is just perfect.
- 1879
- 01:43:23,405 --> 01:43:27,993
- Oh, and the drizzled peanut brittle
- was incredible.
- 1880
- 01:43:28,076 --> 01:43:32,623
- - Oh. You're not just saying that?
- - Oh.
- 1881
- 01:43:33,498 --> 01:43:36,710
- Mmm. Totally worth the salmonella.
- 1882
- 01:43:37,836 --> 01:43:38,837
- And now,
- 1883
- 01:43:38,921 --> 01:43:43,133
- join us as we welcome in that most tender
- of traditions,
- 1884
- 01:43:43,216 --> 01:43:45,928
- the father-daughter dance.
- 1885
- 01:43:57,189 --> 01:43:59,691
- We never picked a song. I... I...
- 1886
- 01:43:59,775 --> 01:44:00,859
- I've got you.
- 1887
- 01:44:16,291 --> 01:44:19,336
- You went with Billy Joel,
- even though I was a...
- 1888
- 01:44:19,419 --> 01:44:22,673
- Yeah, even when...
- 1889
- 01:44:23,173 --> 01:44:24,508
- Very good.
- 1890
- 01:44:25,634 --> 01:44:28,178
- You weren't making fun
- of Billy Joel there, were you?
- 1891
- 01:44:28,261 --> 01:44:29,930
- No, Dad, just you.
- 1892
- 01:44:30,013 --> 01:44:32,641
- - Ah. That's okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1893
- 01:46:22,793 --> 01:46:26,046
- - I'm sorry. I guess I miss my dad.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1894
- 01:46:26,129 --> 01:46:28,090
- You used to grope your dad's ass?
- 1895
- 01:46:28,882 --> 01:46:30,050
- You're sick.
- 1896
- 01:46:51,696 --> 01:46:52,864
- You're not at the party.
- 1897
- 01:46:52,948 --> 01:46:55,408
- - You're not drunk.
- - I'm not drunk.
- 1898
- 01:46:59,621 --> 01:47:04,292
- I'm just staying here with my parents
- till I find a place that I like.
- 1899
- 01:47:04,376 --> 01:47:06,670
- - Uh-huh. Where's your room?
- - Upstairs.
- 1900
- 01:47:07,254 --> 01:47:11,842
- Give me, like, 30 seconds to clean up,
- and then I'll, uh...
- 1901
- 01:47:47,711 --> 01:47:49,671
- - What's up? Everybody went to bed?
- - Hey.
- 1902
- 01:47:49,754 --> 01:47:52,757
- Yeah, at 5:00 in the morning.
- 1903
- 01:47:53,258 --> 01:47:55,194
- Okay, so... What time do you think
- they're getting up?
- 1904
- 01:47:55,218 --> 01:47:56,818
- I mean, we only need four for Parcheesi.
- 1905
- 01:47:57,888 --> 01:48:00,682
- I think they're probably sleeping
- for the rest of the day.
- 1906
- 01:48:00,765 --> 01:48:02,017
- Yeah, but come on.
- 1907
- 01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:04,978
- When are we gonna ever have
- the family together like this?
- 1908
- 01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:07,647
- I don't know. Thanksgiving?
- 1909
- 01:48:08,481 --> 01:48:13,778
- You're right. But this time we're gonna
- do it at my house in St. Lucia.
- 1910
- 01:48:14,362 --> 01:48:16,698
- St. Lucia? Whoa.
- 1911
- 01:48:17,574 --> 01:48:19,534
- I mean, that is an amazing offer.
- 1912
- 01:48:19,618 --> 01:48:21,912
- If we're doing that,
- I better look into flights now.
- 1913
- 01:48:21,995 --> 01:48:23,914
- No, pally, I got it all.
- 1914
- 01:48:23,997 --> 01:48:26,041
- - It's all me. I got everything.
- - No, listen...
- 1915
- 01:48:26,124 --> 01:48:28,919
- If I book this far in advance,
- I can get a decent price.
- 1916
- 01:48:29,002 --> 01:48:30,212
- I'm gonna get us a jet.
- 1917
- 01:48:30,962 --> 01:48:33,924
- A... Well, if you're doing that,
- 1918
- 01:48:34,007 --> 01:48:36,509
- you gotta at least let me
- split the cost of the fuel.
- 1919
- 01:48:36,593 --> 01:48:40,722
- - You don't want that.
- - Well, okay. Chinese food?
- 1920
- 01:48:40,805 --> 01:48:42,575
- - Can I bring Chinese food for the flight?
- - Yes.
- 1921
- 01:48:42,599 --> 01:48:44,368
- - Can I at least do that?
- - You can bring Chinese food.
- 1922
- 01:48:44,392 --> 01:48:46,561
- I like... I like orange chicken.
- 1923
- 01:48:46,645 --> 01:48:49,498
- You know, I hear if you buy it
- five months in advance, it's pretty cheap.
- 1924
- 01:48:49,522 --> 01:48:52,609
- Uh... Oh, get out of here.
- Okay. Very good.
- 1925
- 01:48:52,692 --> 01:48:53,735
- Very good.
- 1926
- 01:48:54,903 --> 01:48:56,696
- I want grandkids.
- 1927
- 01:48:58,531 --> 01:49:00,825
- Yeah, well, we can't rush 'em. You know?
- 1928
- 01:49:00,909 --> 01:49:02,035
- - It'll happen.
- - No, no.
- 1929
- 01:49:02,118 --> 01:49:05,705
- I... I wanna hold 'em
- and... And change their diapies
- 1930
- 01:49:05,789 --> 01:49:10,919
- and just squeeze 'em
- and sing silly kids' songs to 'em.
- 1931
- 01:49:11,503 --> 01:49:13,463
- Siri! What's a kids' song?
- 1932
- 01:49:13,964 --> 01:49:16,091
- "Wheels on the Bus"
- is a kids' song.
- 1933
- 01:49:21,721 --> 01:49:22,721
- Did I... No.
- 1934
- 01:49:23,139 --> 01:49:25,159
- You're singing "Old MacDonald."
- 1935
- 01:49:25,183 --> 01:49:27,060
- Oh, sorry about that. Uh...
- 1936
- 01:49:31,314 --> 01:49:32,954
- You've lost your mind.
- I'm going to sleep.
- 1937
- 01:49:34,693 --> 01:49:37,112
- Good night... doublet.
- 1938
- 01:49:38,905 --> 01:49:39,905
- DJ Khaled!
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