ODE TO JIM TRANSCRIPT
Transcribed by AtWitsEnd



Ralph: … really fucked up, but … I won’t say that. Nevermind. Uhm So was Jim actually in the chat? I know it’s been a while.



Other: Nah he’s tweeting about the … he’s tweeting about the video



Ralph: Oh well lemme ask. Lemme ask jim something, what does he think about the ... if he wants to answer of course … what does he think about the the uh the deal that Alex got down in Florida? If he doesn’t mind answering.



(Sound of lighter clicking?)



Other:  I mean does Jim want on, I don’t think he’ll see it in the chat, the chat’s moving pretty fast.



Ralph: You know what people always say (clanking) it’s been a while since Jim’s been on but like “oh Ralph’s trying to get Jim on.” Me and jim I swear to god, we’ve probably had maybe 250 words total, and that’s like a large maximum uhhhh



Other: I think Jim probably would want on if offered though. That’s why uhm I uh just throwing it out there.



Ralph (Yelling into Mic): Well I mean uh yeah no ya know how it is he’s always…



Other: You know where to get his contact info



Third: I think he’s probably content to just kind of watch



Ralph (again yelling): Yeah well that’s the thing the other people don’t understand I’m not trying to suck Jim’s ass or whatever. Everytime somebody sees Jim they’re like, “oh get him on get him on” and of course people love hearing him and he’s funny and, but also typecasts your show and there’s problem’s with it too because you know uhm not that I’m complaining whatsoever because Jim made me untold thousands of dollars and I will always appreciate him for that uhm but you also get to be “oh where’s Jim where’s Jim, where’s Jim?” Ya know what I mean? Uhm so I I think that that’s a thing too.

Is that a fuckin, is that a fuckin ad down at the bottom. Oh that’s a Brave ad



Third: There’s a new thing, there’s a new thing, oh. I though you were talking about the thing that was on uh Dlive, cuz I know in the chat in Dlive no they’ve got this new like ticking giveaway thing that they’re doing, it’s annoying



Other: Especially since we know that we aren’t gonna win anything



Third: Yeah pretty much we’re not kosher enough to win anything but uh …. Well ralph might win something honestly



Ralph: Somebody said Jim hates me. Well I meant that could very well .. very well be true I cant read into … to the hearts of the man but uh I know that I f you go back and look at uh the very earliest gamergate videos, uh a certain website that he was promoting was called “TheRalphRetort.com” and uh he had me on many multiple of his streams and uh so ya know … (screaming) MAYBE HE DOES HATE ME MAYBE HE HATES ME NOW I DON’T KNOW. (screaming stops)

But I don’t like I don’t like talking about I don’t like get engaged with that because I love Jim and I would never be mad if he didn’t show up on this show again. I wouldn’t be mad at all.



Third: I don’t think he hates you, Ralph…



Ralph: No HE DOESN’T, I mean what the fuck? It’s stupid, but I’m sayin if he did I would not be mad I would say, “oh Jim, ya know what, gee what. Thanks for the fucking retirement fund, I really appreciate your help, I hope you and your Asian wife, although there’s some argument, don’t get, my other uhh, quote unquote, Asian wife uhh and you know, engaged with that uhh. Engaged with that. Uh but why would I feel bad? That’s why I know I’ve said this before, but Tonka? I told, I said this publicly, people didn’t want to listen. I guess they didn’t believe me. I said, “ya know what, Jim has a sixth sense. Jim can see when the shit starts to break out, uhh, maybe it’s time to start ya know, ya know, hanging loose, getting back a little bit.” And he can see that with Tonka, and he can see it with all the bullshit coming around my show. And I don’t blame him. Uh he has his own content, he has his own brand, he has his own followers. Why would he put himself on the line anymore than he already did? You know how many times he appeared on the Killstream last year? At least 20 or 30. And so he did every single thing he could to help me and I will for always be grateful to him for that, and you can clip that out and put that on the clip channels. Fuckers.



Man (with accent?): Ok then.



Silence



Other: So uhh…



Ralph (yelling): Anyway, anyway, that’s my answer. I get asked the question all the time, “Oh jim doesn’t show up ok” Ok well yeah well youre right I haven’t seen Jim in a while. BUT GUESS WHAT I HAVEN’T ASKED HIM. I.. I .. I don’t know, I don’t know if he would, I don’t know if he would say yes or not. But because he does his own thing, like what am I gonna message him up, and bother him? And say “uhm jim please, please come help me out.” That’s just not .. I don’t … I just have too much respect for the guy, because he’s one of the guys who got me into the game, that’s it … So. And I might sound gay, im pretty sure he would call that, “wow Ralph that sounds gay as fuck.” But uhm, I don’t think there’s any circumstances, uhm I would ever invest in messaging him to like recreate some of the classic killstream moments, unless I had a big idea in mind, and I will put a big caveat right there. But uh other than that, no…

SILENCE



Third (audibly distraught): Lets uhh.. lets uh change the subject, because I don’t think everybody got a chance, to uh to see the uh .. the sargon of akkad interview with Brittany Venti…



Ralph: Well yeah we’re gonna watch that here in a minute because we’re so far set back now, we’ve still got another hour to kill, but I… I.. I just feel like I get comments on that a lot of time and a lot of these people are newfags. They don’t understand… I’m not saying I’m an old fag, ya know who’s an old fag? Jim… That, that’s the guy who’s been around forever. Uh I kinda just came in around Gamergate, and its just like, “what are you mad, what are you mad Jim’s not coming on your show? He’s not giving you any publicity, or uh state of mind was on and he didn’t even retweet about your show.” And it’s just like, No, that’s the type of petty shit highschool girl’s get fucking bent out of shape about. Jim knows how to get ahold of me,



Other (as ralph is saying “Jim know how to get ahold…): Speaking of State of Mind….



Ralph (continues to talk, over Third): and I know how to get ahold of him. And if he though it would really ya know help me out he would do it I… I firmly do believe that, yeah.



Other: Yeah speaking of State of Mind he got me and uh Gator’s names wrong.

Silence



Third: Oh yeah, David Stay called uh Flamenco, “Pancho” and it’s like the alligator guy.



Other: No no he did a shout out to us but this time he got uh gator and pancho, uh gator and flamenco right.



Third: Really? That’s awesome, well that’s cool.



Other: Yeah



Ralph: I mean people can sit and call, “oh its pathetic” uh ya know most of these people are trolls or whatever. It’s not pathetic literally what got me into all this was him. Now I mean ya know, if… if for some… I don’t even want to go down that road cuz I can’t even imagine uhmmm an angle where I would be salty towards Jim. And I told this to Tonka, I told this to Tonka to his face. I said, “Tonka, Jim has made you at least 20, 30, 40 fucking thousand dollars. How are you … Even if you are mad at him now … Be grateful, Jesus Christ. And then, Jim..



Other: Uhm Ralph…



Ralph: Let me say this, let me finish this. No I want to finish this. Jim didn’t even just make me a fair amount of change last year, he helped put me on the map back in gamergate. He and Milo Yiannopolis, uhm, so, you know what? I owe that guy everything and it would just take just the most brutal, just the most brutal takedown for me to even consider responding, because there really is no response. Right? I mean what can you say to that? You just take the hit and you move on.



Other: Uh Ralph, real quick, we’re not on X-rated by the way you might want to put us on X-rated



Silence



Ralph: oh yeah, you’re right. Well I didn’t’ expect, I don’t even know how all of a fuckin sudden we got this many viewers. I guess maybe the tech difficulties people left and then me talkin , ya know, real, but I just never got that mindset of “oh god, he doesn’t hand around so and so and he must be mad, oh what’s he mad about? ALL THE FUCKING MONEY HE MADE HIM YOU FUCKING UNGRATE MOTHER FUCKER?” Ingrate, excuse me, my grandma corrected me. That’s the thing I don’t get



Other: All right we’re back on X-rated.



Ralph: Yeah, thank you by the way. You can fall out of favor with somebody, opr have some type of problem or just not cool anymore, but ya know what? Respect the good times, RESPECT THE MONEY YOU FUCKING MADE JESUS CHRIST. AM I WRONG?”