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- subtitles by revimov_
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- Five minutes Sylvio.
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- What's the ape, gonna break?
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- Hello?
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- Hello, my name is Sylvio.
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- I'm calling in regards
- to your unpaid debt.
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- No, I don't talk to computers.
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- I am not a computer.
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- I am a gorilla.
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- - Merry Christmas Sylvio.
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- <i>♫ I have a kinship with the man</i>
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- <i>♫ Does not need to understand</i>
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- <i>♫ I like living here alone</i>
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- <i>♫ I've disconnected all the phones</i>
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- <i>♫ Unplugged the neon from the wall</i>
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- <i>♫ Lead us not into withdraws</i>
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- <i>♫ Don't introduce me to your kin</i>
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- <i>♫ No nice to see ya, how ya been</i>
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- - Don't look at him.
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- Come on, hurry up.
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- <i>♫ Hold a Obispo in my heart</i>
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- <i>♫ Oh how I need a brand new start</i>
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- <i>♫ All the sharks out in the sea</i>
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- <i>♫ And the lightning bolts agree</i>
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- They will
- have a feast next week
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- thanks to the Salvation Army.
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- Volunteers are going to be
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- handing out Christmas baskets
- today for those in need.
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- Carmelo Madoloni with that story.
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- The harsh winds
- and freezing temperatures
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- didn't stop volunteers from
- giving baskets to those in need.
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- More than two dozen volunteers
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- packed bags with all the fixings,
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- even to make the perfect Christmas dinner.
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- It's helped me a lot.
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- I understand what people go through.
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- So it gives us a whole new
- perspective for everyone.
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- Caitlin Meque
- is a high school senior.
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- It was all part of a fundraiser
- that they put together
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- to give back to their community.
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- Andrew Bennet is a student
- and current project leader.
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- He's happy to give back to his community
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- during the holidays.
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- Yeah everyone's
- having a good time.
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- We're so involved with you know,
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- everyone looks like it's
- good to see their faces
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- when we get--
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- It's taking care of a basic need,
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- but it goes beyond that.
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- If they don't have a traditional turkey
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- or ham at Christmas time,
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- this just makes it very special.
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- - Cindy!
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- Five debts collected.
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- Sylvio!
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- Sylvio, we need to talk.
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- I'm taking you off the phones.
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- I'm putting you on house visits.
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- Here's your first house.
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- Guy's name is Allen Reynolds.
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- Lay it on thick with this guy Sylvio.
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- I need results.
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- Report back to me ASAP.
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- Got that?
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- Good.
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- - I didn't know you were...
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- You're very tall.
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- Well come on in.
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- Al will meet you in a second.
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- Our second guest is arriving.
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- Taking him to the green room now.
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- Al took care of everything.
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- He has it all set up for you.
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- Just right in here.
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- Just make yourself at home.
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- Snacks, water, magazines?
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- - The deer don't necessarily
- like to come out at night.
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- They're just as likely to
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- come out during the broad daylight.
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- Can you speak to that?
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- - That's exactly right.
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- They can pop out at any moment.
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- They're lurking behind bends in the road,
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- behind trees, anywhere.
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- Everyone listen real close.
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- I'm warning you.
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- Watch the road!
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- Boom!
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- - Great.
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- Okie dokey, well thanks
- for joining us Tina.
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- Highly recommended book here.
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- Go out and get a copy at
- at your local book store.
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- Give it to a friend, a family member.
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- Also a great gift.
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- You never know, it could save your life.
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- Thanks for joining us Tina.
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- I'm terrible under stress.
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- Would you like an
- autographed copy of my book?
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- It's okay.
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- You can use ours.
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- - And we're back.
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- We're really happy to have our next guest.
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- His name is Terrance
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- and we're really gonna
- put hit to the test today.
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- Now we can assure you
- that Terrance has not seen
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- any of the items that
- he's about to juggle.
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- Isn't that right Terrance?
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- Excellent, let's get
- right to it, shall we?
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- I will now remove Terrance's blindfold.
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- Let's get this thing off.
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- Let's cheer him on at home.
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- Okay, and let's queue
- some juggling music Jerry.
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- I give you Terrance, the mystery juggler.
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- - Whoa.
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- - Oh, I'm Terrance.
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- - Alright, sorry about that folks.
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- We had some technical difficulties,
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- but we're back on the air now.
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- It's time for, you call, we talk,
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- our community call in segment of the show.
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- That's where we talk
- about community issues,
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- and what's going on in your community.
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- Let's get right into some calls.
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- Who is that gorilla.
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- He was hilarious!
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- What was all that stuff he was breaking?
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- Hey, you gotta have him back.
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- - No, he won't be coming
- back, I just said that.
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- Okay, no more calls
- about the gorilla please.
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- We're looking for community engagement.
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- What's going on in your community?
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- Okay we have Terra and Talsen.
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- You're live on the air.
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- Oh, nevermind.
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- I didn't realize
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- you weren't taking calls
- about the gorilla anymore.
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- I was just gonna ask if he was
- gonna be on the show again.
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- The gorilla.
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- - Okay, looks like we're all out of calls.
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- You wanna close it up Gerald?
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- Okay.
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- Thanks for tuning in.
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- Check back in tomorrow.
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- Same time, same place.
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- All week, every week.
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- The only five day a week,
- afternoon show in Baltimore.
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- If you tuned in yesterday
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- you'll be familiar with our next guest.
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- Sylvio Bernardi, he's
- a talented performer,
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- and today he's brought his own
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- original puppet show to the air.
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- Really neat stuff, really
- looking forward to it.
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- So without further ado,
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- The Quiet Times with Herbert Herpels.
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- - Hey Al.
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- - Hey.
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- - Hey.
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- I know money's tight and I
- don't wanna keep bugging you,
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- but none of us have gotten
- our checks from last week.
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- - Mmhm.
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- Oh yeah.
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- I've been meaning to write you a check.
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- I'm sorry Maggie.
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- I just keep getting distracted.
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- Uh, yeah.
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- Let me just write you a check right now.
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- - Thank you.
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- Have you heard anything yet
- from that new sponsor, or?
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- - Yeah.
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- - Great.
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- - It's looking good.
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- I just, I'm still talking to them
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- and just, need a little bit more time.
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- It just takes a little bit.
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- You know, it's a long
- process and you know?
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- - Yeah.
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- - Yeah I know.
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- I know that you're trying.
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- It's just...
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- If we don't get paid,
- none of us can do it.
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- It's really not--
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- - I know, Maggie you can just...
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- I'll just stop you right there,
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- because I know full well
- that you need to get paid,
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- and here's the money.
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- - Thank you.
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- - I'm sorry.
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- I know I haven't been paying you on time,
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- and I'm gonna start, and
- this is all gonna work out.
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- I just need a little bit more time okay?
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- - [Robotic Computer
- Voice] You have reached
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- the answering machine of Sylvio.
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- Please leave a message after beep.
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- Hey Sylvio, it's Al.
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- Look, I know the Herbert
- segment wasn't quite as
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- well received as we would've hoped but,
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- I've been doing a lot of thinking,
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- and I was wondering if maybe you and me
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- could work together on something.
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- Maybe figure out a way to take
- the show in a new direction.
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- Hey!
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- Hey man, watch it.
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- Where are you going with that hose?
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- Hey, this is my stuff!
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- What are you doing here?
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- There's no fire.
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- Hey, watch where you're going man.
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- Oh...
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- Peter from Curtis Bay, you're on the air.
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- I just wanted
- to say great show guys!
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- I just have a quick question.
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- What's the ape gonna break next?
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- - Two words.
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- - A movie.
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- - King Kong.
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- Congo!
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- - Yeah!
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- <i>♫ When they fight they fight</i>
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- 00:29:52,871 --> 00:29:57,038
- <i>♫ And when they come
- home at night they say</i>
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- <i>♫ I love you baby</i>
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- 00:30:21,238 --> 00:30:25,174
- <i>♫ Was it too much too soon</i>
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- 00:30:25,174 --> 00:30:28,990
- <i>♫ Was it a little too late</i>
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- 00:30:28,990 --> 00:30:33,157
- <i>♫ He got the message she
- left on his car in the rain</i>
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- 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:41,136
- <i>♫ And then the words, they come to you</i>
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- <i>♫ Drive him away</i>
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- 00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:48,659
- <i>♫ You just can't let it go</i>
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- 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,134
- <i>♫ And when it all comes crashing down</i>
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- 00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,967
- <i>♫ What can you do</i>
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- 00:31:13,485 --> 00:31:17,600
- <i>♫ Find what you're looking for</i>
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- 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,384
- <i>♫ And then the words, they'll come to you</i>
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- 00:31:21,384 --> 00:31:25,197
- <i>♫ Driving through the rain</i>
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- 00:31:25,197 --> 00:31:29,364
- <i>♫ But there'll be no one
- there to say them to anyway</i>
- 240
- 00:31:35,346 --> 00:31:37,975
- <i>♫ I love you baby</i>
- 241
- 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,430
- - Well, what a lot of
- people don't understand
- 242
- 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,399
- is that Sylvio is not
- just some wild animal.
- 243
- 00:31:52,399 --> 00:31:55,055
- He's actually a really
- sensitive and talented artist.
- 244
- 00:31:55,055 --> 00:31:56,770
- - I don't know about that.
- 245
- 00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:57,790
- As far as I can tell,
- 246
- 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:01,414
- all he does is destroy
- every darn thing he sees.
- 247
- 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,479
- Talented?
- 248
- 00:32:08,543 --> 00:32:10,822
- You're not serious.
- 249
- 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,951
- <i>♫ The brattleboro is flooding</i>
- 250
- 00:32:20,951 --> 00:32:23,098
- <i>♫ For every day</i>
- 251
- 00:32:23,098 --> 00:32:25,860
- <i>♫ Brattleboro is flooding</i>
- 252
- 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,587
- <i>♫ In every way</i>
- 253
- 00:32:27,587 --> 00:32:30,526
- <i>♫ Better find a new best friend</i>
- 254
- 00:32:30,526 --> 00:32:34,693
- <i>♫ You better find a new best friend</i>
- 255
- 00:32:36,071 --> 00:32:38,846
- <i>♫ Brattleboro is flooding</i>
- 256
- 00:32:38,846 --> 00:32:41,351
- <i>♫ And so am I</i>
- 257
- 00:32:41,351 --> 00:32:45,518
- <i>♫ They're never gonna find
- your baby even if they try</i>
- 258
- 00:32:45,635 --> 00:32:48,697
- <i>♫ You better find a new best friend</i>
- 259
- 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:52,864
- <i>♫ You better find a new best friend</i>
- 260
- 00:32:54,169 --> 00:32:56,786
- <i>♫ When all the late papers come in</i>
- 261
- 00:32:56,786 --> 00:33:00,132
- <i>♫ And when they tell me it's not my fault</i>
- 262
- 00:33:00,132 --> 00:33:02,663
- <i>♫ When both of our lives start humming</i>
- 263
- 00:33:02,663 --> 00:33:04,712
- <i>♫ You know I think I pay my weight in salt</i>
- 264
- 00:33:04,712 --> 00:33:07,974
- <i>♫ Just to have her be the same again</i>
- 265
- 00:33:07,974 --> 00:33:12,141
- <i>♫ Yeah it'll never be the same again</i>
- 266
- 00:33:13,987 --> 00:33:17,407
- <i>♫ You're never gonna mount
- that hard drive anymore</i>
- 267
- 00:33:17,407 --> 00:33:21,574
- <i>♫ You're never gonna mount
- that hard drive anymore</i>
- 268
- 00:33:26,706 --> 00:33:28,713
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- come on down to Charlotte's Chandeliers!
- 273
- 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:51,913
- - So, that's the commercial spot
- 274
- 00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:53,712
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- 277
- 00:34:02,299 --> 00:34:03,516
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- 278
- 00:34:05,131 --> 00:34:07,298
- Oh yeah, on one condition.
- 279
- 00:34:18,331 --> 00:34:20,744
- Today's show is brought to you
- by Charlotte's Chandeliers.
- 280
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- The best lights in the biz.
- 281
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- Shop Charlotte's and keep the light on.
- 282
- 00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:02,983
- Live from Clover Crest,
- 283
- 00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:05,251
- it's The Afternoon Show with Al Reynolds,
- 284
- 00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,001
- starring Al Reynolds.
- 285
- 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:21,412
- And now ladies and gentlemen,
- your host, Al Reynolds.
- 286
- 00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:22,943
- - Hi and welcome to The Afternoon Show.
- 287
- 00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:23,889
- If you're new to the show,
- you've come to the right place.
- 288
- 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,259
- We're happy to have you.
- 289
- 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,831
- The ape will be on soon to do his thing,
- 290
- 00:35:27,831 --> 00:35:29,282
- but first let's check the news.
- 291
- 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:30,966
- This is interesting.
- 292
- 00:35:30,966 --> 00:35:33,549
- The mayor of Albuquerque has...
- 293
- 00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:40,763
- - Open the door sir.
- 294
- 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,713
- I can hear you inside.
- 295
- 00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:48,395
- I have an urgent matter
- to discuss with you.
- 296
- 00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:53,818
- Allen, open the door.
- 297
- 00:35:55,212 --> 00:35:58,490
- You face tremendous consequences
- if you don't respond.
- 298
- 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,474
- Alright, the last guy
- might've been a pushover,
- 299
- 00:36:00,474 --> 00:36:02,807
- but I assure you I won't be.
- 300
- 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,682
- This says they can
- repossess Al's property.
- 301
- 00:36:19,682 --> 00:36:21,515
- That's our whole show.
- 302
- 00:36:22,527 --> 00:36:24,756
- What are we gonna do?
- 303
- 00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:29,043
- Copy, be right there.
- 304
- 00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,784
- Okay well, I gotta tell Al.
- 305
- 00:36:37,754 --> 00:36:40,743
- Sylvio, this is really serious.
- 306
- 00:36:40,743 --> 00:36:42,602
- He needs to know.
- 307
- 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,843
- Well I don't know what to do.
- 308
- 00:36:45,843 --> 00:36:48,362
- Maybe you could talk to your
- boss again or something?
- 309
- 00:36:50,298 --> 00:36:52,048
- Okay, keep me posted.
- 310
- 00:38:51,935 --> 00:38:54,435
- - Hey man, hold up just a sec.
- 311
- 00:39:00,232 --> 00:39:02,232
- Dawg, break this for me!
- 312
- 00:39:10,287 --> 00:39:11,287
- I'm filming.
- 313
- 00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,844
- Dude, what?
- 314
- 00:39:21,844 --> 00:39:23,063
- I know you're that smasher gorilla dude.
- 315
- 00:39:23,063 --> 00:39:23,896
- Smash it!
- 316
- 00:39:28,272 --> 00:39:29,158
- - There's the man!
- 317
- 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,657
- - Hey Sylvio.
- 318
- 00:39:30,657 --> 00:39:32,019
- I want you to meet J.J.
- 319
- 00:39:32,019 --> 00:39:33,135
- He is a talent agent
- 320
- 00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:33,968
- and he's interested in
- 321
- 00:39:33,968 --> 00:39:36,133
- maybe setting up some
- opportunities for us.
- 322
- 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,486
- You know, some business opportunities.
- 323
- 00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,801
- Great to finally meet you.
- 324
- 00:39:41,801 --> 00:39:42,784
- Big fan.
- 325
- 00:39:42,784 --> 00:39:44,190
- - Why don't you guys
- chat it out a little bit.
- 326
- 00:39:44,190 --> 00:39:45,409
- See if you can come up with something.
- 327
- 00:39:45,409 --> 00:39:47,833
- I'm gonna head down there.
- 328
- 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:51,888
- Oh boy.
- 329
- 00:39:53,864 --> 00:39:54,697
- Sylvio!
- 330
- 00:39:55,879 --> 00:39:57,164
- I love it.
- 331
- 00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,203
- What's the ape gonna break?
- 332
- 00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:00,465
- It's brilliant!
- 333
- 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:01,929
- You come up with that?
- 334
- 00:40:01,929 --> 00:40:04,082
- I bet you did.
- 335
- 00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:07,010
- Look, I'll cut to the chase.
- 336
- 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,629
- I wanna represent you.
- 337
- 00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:11,905
- I wanna be a part of the Sylvio team.
- 338
- 00:40:11,905 --> 00:40:14,474
- You got potential to make a lot of money.
- 339
- 00:40:14,474 --> 00:40:17,382
- You ever think about branding?
- 340
- 00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,830
- You understand what I'm saying?
- 341
- 00:40:26,406 --> 00:40:27,910
- - Oh no, I thought you understood.
- 342
- 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:29,949
- We can't do Herbert on the show anymore.
- 343
- 00:40:31,822 --> 00:40:33,214
- Yeah, I mean now that
- we have our new sponsor
- 344
- 00:40:33,214 --> 00:40:36,484
- they're looking for a
- certain type of show.
- 345
- 00:40:36,484 --> 00:40:39,706
- Unfortunately, puppet shows
- aren't really the content
- 346
- 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:42,517
- that they're looking for.
- 347
- 00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:45,238
- You know, I have to
- make sure they're happy
- 348
- 00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:47,649
- because that's where
- the money's coming from.
- 349
- 00:40:50,123 --> 00:40:51,730
- Look Sylvio, I'm sorry to disappoint you
- 350
- 00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:53,980
- but this is a new show now.
- 351
- 00:40:54,859 --> 00:40:55,807
- It's not like the old days
- 352
- 00:40:55,807 --> 00:40:57,011
- where we could just do whatever we want.
- 353
- 00:40:57,011 --> 00:41:00,046
- You know, we have to stick to the script.
- 354
- 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:02,046
- You see what I'm saying?
- 355
- 00:41:07,272 --> 00:41:09,522
- Let's get you into costume.
- 356
- 00:41:37,032 --> 00:41:39,248
- Take the bat.
- 357
- 00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:14,969
- Smash the guitar, gorilla!
- 358
- 00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:16,752
- What's the ape gonna break?
- 359
- 00:42:16,752 --> 00:42:18,048
- It's Brilliant!
- 360
- 00:42:18,048 --> 00:42:20,100
- Did you come up with that one?
- 361
- 00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:21,736
- Look, Sylvio I'm
- sorry to disappoint you,
- 362
- 00:42:21,736 --> 00:42:23,454
- but this is a new show now.
- 363
- 00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:24,424
- It's not like the old days
- 364
- 00:42:24,424 --> 00:42:25,740
- when we could just do
- whatever we want you know?
- 365
- 00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:28,323
- We have to stick to the script.
- 366
- 00:45:43,996 --> 00:45:46,144
- - Tony, did you settle
- the Allen Reynolds debt?
- 367
- 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:46,977
- - No sir.
- 368
- 00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:52,617
- - Did anyone settle the
- Allen Reynolds debt?
- 369
- 00:45:56,497 --> 00:45:58,681
- Then why is it listed under settled debts?
- 370
- 00:45:58,681 --> 00:45:59,681
- - I don't know,
- 371
- 00:45:59,681 --> 00:46:02,033
- but this guy hasn't paid.
- 372
- 00:46:02,033 --> 00:46:05,616
- Haven't gotten him to
- even answer the door.
- 373
- 00:46:12,079 --> 00:46:12,996
- - Sylvio...
- 374
- 00:46:23,339 --> 00:46:24,172
- - Sylvio!
- 375
- 00:46:27,345 --> 00:46:28,595
- Come on Sylvio.
- 376
- 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:42,298
- Listen
- 377
- 00:46:44,096 --> 00:46:45,640
- I spoke with Charlotte.
- 378
- 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,984
- I explained the whole situation to her.
- 379
- 00:46:46,984 --> 00:46:49,567
- She's gonna let us air Herbert.
- 380
- 00:46:50,452 --> 00:46:53,064
- I'm serious, we're all set.
- 381
- 00:46:58,572 --> 00:46:59,405
- Sorry.
- 382
- 00:47:02,649 --> 00:47:06,020
- I was thinking we could
- give Herbert his own slot,
- 383
- 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:08,456
- and you could do whatever
- you want with it.
- 384
- 00:47:08,456 --> 00:47:09,789
- No interference.
- 385
- 00:47:11,888 --> 00:47:13,940
- That sound good?
- 386
- 00:47:16,813 --> 00:47:17,646
- I'm sorry.
- 387
- 00:47:26,088 --> 00:47:27,885
- I don't know, maybe just
- one episode or something
- 388
- 00:47:27,885 --> 00:47:32,052
- you could, have Herbert polishing
- a chandelier or something.
- 389
- 00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,901
- But we'll figure that all out.
- 390
- 00:47:35,901 --> 00:47:40,068
- The main thing is, I want
- you to be a part of this.
- 391
- 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,613
- Oh my god.
- 392
- 00:47:50,109 --> 00:47:50,942
- What Maggie?
- 393
- 00:47:50,942 --> 00:47:51,778
- I'm in the middle of something.
- 394
- 00:47:51,778 --> 00:47:55,696
- - You have to come back,
- they're taking everything.
- 395
- 00:47:55,696 --> 00:47:56,529
- Al?
- 396
- 00:48:37,527 --> 00:48:38,360
- - Hey!
- 397
- 00:48:39,315 --> 00:48:42,648
- Hey, what are you doing with that stuff?
- 398
- 00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:11,740
- This is all my equipment.
- 399
- 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,573
- Sir, I'm sorry.
- 400
- 00:49:12,573 --> 00:49:13,406
- I'm sorry.
- 401
- 00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,127
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- 402
- 00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:07,518
- - Boom!
- 403
- 00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,816
- <i>♫ See</i>
- 404
- 00:50:33,994 --> 00:50:35,827
- <i>♫ See</i>
- 405
- 00:50:44,232 --> 00:50:46,315
- <i>♫ We can</i>
- 406
- 00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:52,307
- <i>♫ Accomplish anything</i>
- 407
- 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:57,334
- <i>♫ We put our minds toward</i>
- 408
- 00:53:44,165 --> 00:53:45,571
- - Hands, hands, show me your hands!
- 409
- 00:53:45,571 --> 00:53:46,404
- Show me your hands.
- 410
- 00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:47,237
- Get out of the car.
- 411
- 00:53:47,237 --> 00:53:48,207
- Get out of the car now!
- 412
- 00:53:48,207 --> 00:53:49,289
- Get out of the car.
- 413
- 00:53:49,289 --> 00:53:50,122
- Turn around.
- 414
- 00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:51,102
- Put your hands against the van.
- 415
- 00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:52,738
- Put your hands against the van.
- 416
- 00:53:52,738 --> 00:53:54,238
- Hands behind back.
- 417
- 00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:16,503
- You're lucky.
- 418
- 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:19,253
- They're not pressing any charges.
- 419
- 00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:24,056
- Do you know anybody that can pick you up?
- 420
- 00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,230
- - I hate to ask this but,
- 421
- 00:55:18,828 --> 00:55:22,995
- well since I'm technically
- not a home owner anymore,
- 422
- 00:55:25,595 --> 00:55:26,428
- you think I could,
- 423
- 00:55:26,428 --> 00:55:30,095
- maybe stay at your place
- for a little while?
- 424
- 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:35,320
- Yeah?
- 425
- 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,929
- You sure?
- 426
- 00:57:06,024 --> 00:57:06,857
- J.J.?
- 427
- 00:57:08,870 --> 00:57:09,703
- J.J. what?
- 428
- 00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:13,370
- The show?
- 429
- 00:57:15,853 --> 00:57:16,705
- You wanna get the show back?
- 430
- 00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:23,020
- - Look, here's the deal.
- 431
- 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,459
- You're in set back mode, okay?
- 432
- 00:57:24,459 --> 00:57:26,078
- But that's not a bad thing.
- 433
- 00:57:26,078 --> 00:57:27,255
- Alright, you're still hot.
- 434
- 00:57:27,255 --> 00:57:28,958
- You're still on people's radar,
- 435
- 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:31,033
- but you gotta move quickly, okay?
- 436
- 00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:33,350
- I'd say you got a two, three month window
- 437
- 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:35,849
- before people start to
- forget about you, okay?
- 438
- 00:57:35,849 --> 00:57:37,601
- So you gotta strike while the iron's hot.
- 439
- 00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:40,888
- Saturation, heavy, you know what I mean?
- 440
- 00:57:40,888 --> 00:57:43,584
- But you gotta be willing to play ball.
- 441
- 00:57:49,390 --> 00:57:50,975
- Yeah?
- 442
- 00:57:50,975 --> 00:57:53,308
- Okay, let's make some money.
- 443
- 00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,844
- - You know, you are a gorilla.
- 444
- 00:57:57,844 --> 00:57:59,592
- You are a beast.
- 445
- 00:58:00,624 --> 00:58:01,983
- Give me mean.
- 446
- 00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:03,400
- Give me powerful.
- 447
- 00:58:04,301 --> 00:58:05,801
- Show me toughness.
- 448
- 00:58:07,096 --> 00:58:10,564
- These paper towels don't
- wilt under the pressure.
- 449
- 00:58:10,564 --> 00:58:12,564
- They defeat the wetness.
- 450
- 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:16,377
- They don't let the wetness through.
- 451
- 00:58:17,415 --> 00:58:19,874
- Show me impenetrable.
- 452
- 00:58:22,059 --> 00:58:24,254
- Alright everyone, let's reset.
- 453
- 00:58:24,254 --> 00:58:25,793
- Back to one if you will.
- 454
- 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,960
- Let's bring light three in two inches.
- 455
- 00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:32,302
- - 35 Baker, take 12, mark.
- 456
- 00:58:34,034 --> 00:58:35,201
- - And, action!
- 457
- 00:58:38,707 --> 00:58:40,243
- - No, no come on.
- 458
- 00:58:40,243 --> 00:58:42,079
- We need more aggression!
- 459
- 00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:43,256
- You're lifeless.
- 460
- 00:58:43,256 --> 00:58:45,858
- Come on, are you a gorilla or a baby?
- 461
- 00:58:45,858 --> 00:58:47,179
- More reckless, more anger!
- 462
- 00:58:47,179 --> 00:58:49,429
- We need more, now get mean.
- 463
- 00:58:50,514 --> 00:58:53,479
- Come on, yeah, show me your teeth!
- 464
- 00:58:53,479 --> 00:58:56,011
- Look, this is for a cereal box.
- 465
- 00:58:56,011 --> 00:58:57,371
- This is big time!
- 466
- 00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:59,288
- Prime time, get mean!
- 467
- 00:59:00,847 --> 00:59:01,728
- You're a gorilla.
- 468
- 00:59:01,728 --> 00:59:03,145
- You're a gorilla!
- 469
- 00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,002
- - Two kings.
- 470
- 00:59:24,789 --> 00:59:25,843
- How do you like your eggs Sylvio?
- 471
- 00:59:27,751 --> 00:59:28,687
- Scrambled?
- 472
- 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,353
- Got it.
- 473
- 00:59:33,077 --> 00:59:36,948
- Sylvio, you have some really good albums.
- 474
- 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:39,564
- This is a collector's item, you know that?
- 475
- 00:59:39,564 --> 00:59:40,908
- Sylvio, can you beat this boss?
- 476
- 00:59:42,906 --> 00:59:44,656
- Alright, here you go.
- 477
- 01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:10,843
- Sylvio and I brought you here today
- 478
- 01:00:10,843 --> 01:00:13,343
- because we have some big news.
- 479
- 01:00:15,198 --> 01:00:17,736
- We're bringing the show back.
- 480
- 01:00:19,279 --> 01:00:23,446
- One night only, in front
- of a live studio audience,
- 481
- 01:00:25,435 --> 01:00:28,496
- and all we need to know from you is,
- 482
- 01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:29,413
- are you in?
- 483
- 01:00:31,063 --> 01:00:31,896
- - Cool.
- 484
- 01:00:32,816 --> 01:00:33,649
- - I'm in.
- 485
- 01:00:35,071 --> 01:00:35,904
- - Me too.
- 486
- 01:00:38,744 --> 01:00:40,530
- - Oh come on Maggie.
- 487
- 01:00:40,530 --> 01:00:42,697
- I can't do it without you.
- 488
- 01:01:12,128 --> 01:01:15,259
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 489
- 01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:17,119
- <i>♫ What's the ape gonna break</i>
- 490
- 01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:19,327
- <i>♫ What's the ape gonna break</i>
- 491
- 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:21,415
- <i>♫ What's the ape gonna break</i>
- 492
- 01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:24,007
- <i>♫ What's the ape gonna break</i>
- 493
- 01:01:24,007 --> 01:01:25,924
- - Last chance dumb ass.
- 494
- 01:01:28,469 --> 01:01:30,544
- - Alright, you guys need to
- pack up your little game here
- 495
- 01:01:30,544 --> 01:01:31,377
- and get out.
- 496
- 01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:33,043
- - You will you little punk!
- 497
- 01:01:33,043 --> 01:01:34,726
- He's not gonna break anything for you.
- 498
- 01:01:34,726 --> 01:01:36,225
- - Why, it's what he does!
- 499
- 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:39,441
- - Alright, it's your last chance.
- 500
- 01:01:39,441 --> 01:01:40,498
- I'm gonna call the cops.
- 501
- 01:01:44,277 --> 01:01:45,321
- - Ooh!
- 502
- 01:02:25,877 --> 01:02:26,877
- - Oh my god!
- 503
- 01:02:28,841 --> 01:02:30,424
- - This is just atrocious.
- 504
- 01:02:30,424 --> 01:02:31,257
- You were right.
- 505
- 01:02:31,257 --> 01:02:33,272
- When he was a guest on
- out show, you called it.
- 506
- 01:02:33,272 --> 01:02:34,783
- He's nothing but a violent beast,
- 507
- 01:02:34,783 --> 01:02:36,632
- and he shouldn't be
- allowed on our streets.
- 508
- 01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,039
- These kids are just teenagers,
- 509
- 01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:41,575
- and this kid we hear
- 510
- 01:02:41,575 --> 01:02:44,179
- actually broke his arm in the altercation,
- 511
- 01:02:44,179 --> 01:02:45,116
- and it's a shame
- 512
- 01:02:45,116 --> 01:02:48,356
- because he's a promising
- young baseball star.
- 513
- 01:02:48,356 --> 01:02:49,762
- This is just awful.
- 514
- 01:02:49,762 --> 01:02:50,595
- - Oh no!
- 515
- 01:02:54,873 --> 01:02:58,605
- - Don't worry mam, I've got
- this crazy gorilla under control
- 516
- 01:02:58,605 --> 01:02:59,446
- and as for this mess,
- 517
- 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:01,617
- the new round tree Triple
- Quilted Paper Towel
- 518
- 01:03:01,617 --> 01:03:05,784
- should do the trick, guaranteed
- to clean all your problems,
- 519
- 01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:08,219
- even the hairy ones.
- 520
- 01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:10,715
- <i>♫ Round tree</i>
- 521
- 01:04:28,147 --> 01:04:29,252
- - We're live from Blue Rock Studios
- 522
- 01:04:29,252 --> 01:04:31,813
- where a group of protestors
- have gathered in protest
- 523
- 01:04:31,813 --> 01:04:34,563
- of Sylvio Bernardi, the local performer.
- 524
- 01:04:34,563 --> 01:04:37,077
- Mam, why are you out
- here today protesting?
- 525
- 01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:38,820
- - Well you know, I just
- think that he's horrible
- 526
- 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:40,848
- and violent, and it's just not a world
- 527
- 01:04:40,848 --> 01:04:44,015
- that I want my daughter to grow up in.
- 528
- 01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:51,180
- - Sir, why are you out here today.
- 529
- 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,956
- - That stupid animal broke my arm
- 530
- 01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:55,848
- and now I can't pitch for three months.
- 531
- 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:59,201
- - You see that guy over
- there in the front row?
- 532
- 01:04:59,201 --> 01:05:00,727
- He's a producer at Laugh TV.
- 533
- 01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:02,043
- - Okay.
- 534
- 01:05:02,043 --> 01:05:04,660
- - He told me he might be
- interested in picking up the show.
- 535
- 01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:09,546
- - Look, I don't think I
- need to say this, but,
- 536
- 01:05:09,546 --> 01:05:11,275
- let's make it a big show tonight.
- 537
- 01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:12,281
- High energy, smooth show.
- 538
- 01:05:12,281 --> 01:05:13,287
- - Okay.
- 539
- 01:05:13,287 --> 01:05:14,537
- I got it, yeah.
- 540
- 01:05:25,623 --> 01:05:26,456
- - Yes!
- 541
- 01:05:27,879 --> 01:05:29,391
- - Five minutes Sylvio.
- 542
- 01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:38,371
- - Live from Blue Rock,
- it's The New Afternoon Show
- 543
- 01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:40,457
- with Al and Sylvio.
- 544
- 01:05:40,457 --> 01:05:42,389
- Tonight we have an All-Star show
- 545
- 01:05:42,389 --> 01:05:44,669
- with some of our favorite guests,
- 546
- 01:05:44,669 --> 01:05:48,836
- and now ladies and gentlemen,
- your host, Al Reynolds.
- 547
- 01:05:49,697 --> 01:05:52,062
- - Thank you, thank you,
- thank you all for being here.
- 548
- 01:05:52,062 --> 01:05:54,846
- Welcome to The New Afternoon
- Show with Al and Sylvio.
- 549
- 01:05:54,846 --> 01:05:56,647
- It means a lot to us that you're here.
- 550
- 01:05:56,647 --> 01:05:57,678
- Really excited to have you.
- 551
- 01:05:57,678 --> 01:05:58,973
- Great show for you tonight.
- 552
- 01:05:58,973 --> 01:06:02,064
- All-Star cast and crew,
- and let's get right to it.
- 553
- 01:06:02,064 --> 01:06:03,536
- - Queue Terrance.
- 554
- 01:06:03,536 --> 01:06:05,922
- - I will now juggle,
- 555
- 01:06:05,922 --> 01:06:07,074
- these three toasters.
- 556
- 01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:18,639
- Let's do this.
- 557
- 01:06:53,556 --> 01:06:55,560
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 558
- 01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,682
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 559
- 01:06:57,682 --> 01:06:59,721
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 560
- 01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:01,943
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 561
- 01:07:01,943 --> 01:07:04,041
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 562
- 01:07:04,041 --> 01:07:06,094
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 563
- 01:07:06,094 --> 01:07:08,134
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 564
- 01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:10,868
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 565
- 01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:27,845
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 566
- 01:07:27,845 --> 01:07:29,332
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 567
- 01:07:29,332 --> 01:07:31,001
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 568
- 01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:32,717
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 569
- 01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:34,781
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 570
- 01:07:34,781 --> 01:07:37,114
- What's the ape, gonna break?
- 571
- 01:08:19,455 --> 01:08:21,811
- - It's very important as
- you live through this world.
- 572
- 01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:25,299
- To know when, and when
- not your light's on.
- 573
- 01:08:25,299 --> 01:08:29,466
- So that you can be best doing what you do,
- 574
- 01:08:29,486 --> 01:08:33,049
- because this light will guide you.
- 575
- 01:08:33,049 --> 01:08:35,426
- It'll inform who you are,
- 576
- 01:08:35,426 --> 01:08:38,259
- and when you're doing
- what's right for you.
- 577
- 01:08:38,259 --> 01:08:42,426
- As you live and grow, you'll
- find out what that light is.
- 578
- 01:14:44,902 --> 01:14:46,116
- Hello.
- 579
- 01:14:46,116 --> 01:14:48,540
- This is Sylvio speaking.
- 580
- 01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:50,580
- Thanks for watching,
- 581
- 01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:54,747
- and thanks to my friends for
- helping me tell my story.
- 582
- 01:14:55,103 --> 01:14:59,270
- I just want to say, I am
- not a violent gorilla.
- 583
- 01:14:59,483 --> 01:15:02,968
- As far as I'm concerned,
- all of the plants,
- 584
- 01:15:02,968 --> 01:15:07,135
- all of the animals, everything
- on this big beautiful planet
- 585
- 01:15:08,412 --> 01:15:10,662
- can live together in peace.
- 586
- 01:15:11,567 --> 01:15:13,650
- Thank you and good night.
- 587
- 01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:18,277
- <i>♫ There are people I am sure</i>
- 588
- 01:16:18,277 --> 01:16:21,241
- <i>♫ That take comfort in the words</i>
- 589
- 01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:25,408
- <i>♫ That what happens to
- you when it's time to die</i>
- 590
- 01:16:26,869 --> 01:16:29,845
- <i>♫ And you have heard the pearly gates</i>
- 591
- 01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:32,724
- <i>♫ And instructions of the faith</i>
- 592
- 01:16:32,724 --> 01:16:36,891
- <i>♫ Seen directions to the palace in the sky</i>
- 593
- 01:16:39,146 --> 01:16:41,510
- <i>♫ But sleeping on a beach</i>
- 594
- 01:16:41,510 --> 01:16:44,847
- <i>♫ Oh heaven is in reach</i>
- 595
- 01:16:44,847 --> 01:16:49,014
- <i>♫ The whales are in
- the deep singing softly</i>
- 596
- 01:16:50,343 --> 01:16:52,925
- <i>♫ So in visiting a town</i>
- 597
- 01:16:52,925 --> 01:16:55,946
- <i>♫ Or just hanging around</i>
- 598
- 01:16:55,946 --> 01:16:57,771
- <i>♫ Take it down</i>
- 599
- 01:16:57,771 --> 01:17:01,521
- <i>♫ Do whatever you do godly</i>
- 600
- 01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:07,379
- <i>♫ There are people I am sure</i>
- 601
- 01:17:07,379 --> 01:17:10,356
- <i>♫ Who seek constantly a cure</i>
- 602
- 01:17:10,356 --> 01:17:14,523
- <i>♫ This happens all the
- days I do my dancing</i>
- 603
- 01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:19,077
- <i>♫ When you could come with me</i>
- 604
- 01:17:19,077 --> 01:17:22,031
- <i>♫ I'm as happy as can be</i>
- 605
- 01:17:22,031 --> 01:17:26,198
- <i>♫ And a little notoriety could help me</i>
- 606
- 01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:31,078
- <i>♫ Well I go sleeping on a beach</i>
- 607
- 01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:33,637
- <i>♫ Oh heaven is in reach</i>
- 608
- 01:17:33,637 --> 01:17:37,804
- <i>♫ The whales are in
- the deep singing softly</i>
- 609
- 01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:42,648
- <i>♫ So in visiting a town</i>
- 610
- 01:17:42,648 --> 01:17:45,293
- <i>♫ Or just hanging around</i>
- 611
- 01:17:45,293 --> 01:17:46,980
- <i>♫ Take it down</i>
- 612
- 01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:51,147
- <i>♫ Do whatever it is you do godly</i>
- 613
- 01:17:51,512 --> 01:17:53,429
- <i>♫ Down</i>
- 614
- 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:59,291
- <i>♫ I take it down</i>
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